/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18223966]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread: >>18219992

[Anonymous No.18223983]

Very sneaky if there wasn’t a camera in plain view two feet from his head.

[Anonymous No.18223984]

Is Covid-19 a bioweapon?

[Anonymous No.18223991]

>>18223909

Don't worry I'm still gonna play the shit it out of it

[Anonymous No.18223992]

My calls are getting melted - big times.

[Anonymous No.18223994]

>>18223883

https://twitter.com/WBYeats1865/status/1244821557253255169

[Anonymous No.18223995]

Bros i dont think i'll ever be able to respect women

[Anonymous No.18223996]

>imagine using other boards/generals

this is why your infected board hopping Mexicans

[Anonymous No.18224003]

do we know how the post virus spreads?

[Anonymous No.18224008]

>>18223904
coward

[Anonymous No.18224010]

>>18223996
This. These fucking retards need to self isolate on one board during these troubled times.

[Anonymous No.18224011]

>massive movements premarket
>after market open we just crab all day around the opening price
We really should just keep exchanges open 24 hours at this point, this is just unfair.

[Anonymous No.18224018]

>>18224001
Look into Roche, they’ve been contracted out to priced covid19 test kits. The peak of cases won’t be until June. All aboard!

[Anonymous No.18224023]

>>18224011
the markets do not exist to cater to retail investors. the markets also do not exist to be fair.

[Anonymous No.18224026]

>>18224003
ACCHHHOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18224033]

My portfolio is getting ass raped right now. Feels bad, mane.

[Anonymous No.18224034]

The DCA'ing continues, bring on the cheapies

[Anonymous No.18224038]

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[Anonymous No.18224040]

One of you nasty fuckers invested into BAT and it's went way too far!

[Anonymous No.18224041]

Investor bros, I'm having shaky hands in the opposite direction.
What do you do when one position is up like 70%?

I don't wanna sell because my plan is long term.
I don't wanna buy because it's more expensive than when I got in.
I don't wanna hold because I might lose the gains.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.18224046]

>>18224023
Why shouldn't I just trade crypto then? Fuck stocks.

[Anonymous No.18224047]

Ah...
Ah.....
AH.......
Ah-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

S-sorry guys, I don't feel so well

[Anonymous No.18224052]

>>18223966
/biz/ is green, but the market is red?

[Anonymous No.18224054]

>>18224041
ask the magic 8 ball

[Anonymous No.18224057]

>>18224034
Goodmorning fellow DCA chad

[Anonymous No.18224069]

I took an oath, an oath to never sell.

[Anonymous No.18224070]

see i TOLD you guys
you didn't BELIEVE me

[Anonymous No.18224074]

>>18224041
How did you feel about the 5-year future of your portfolio when you bought those stocks?
You should still feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.18224084]

>bulls thinking the markets recovered
>"the pandemic is priced in"
>"the FED is pulling all the stops we're gonna stabilise"
>its actually just been a two day long bulltrap
>The FED is out of options and they're just gonna start buying stock soon.
>Major american city health infrastructure is beginning to collapse
>Rate of infection going parabolic, on track to 240k deaths at BEST
>Orange man backtracks on back to work initiative, were staying home till mid to late May now
>MFW only four threads ago I was still seeing people say everythings priced in.

[Anonymous No.18224088]

>>18224052
>but the market is red?
Market hasn't even opened yet. Just look at this thread, everyone is mostly green, so bullish!

[Anonymous No.18224089]

Don't coof on me motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.18224092]

>>18224034
Based. Fuck bear fear mongering

[Anonymous No.18224095]

>>18224001
D, DRI

[Anonymous No.18224096]

GodDAMN why didn’t I double down on puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.18224112]

were gonna fucking limit down soon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18224113]

Today is my birthday

[Anonymous No.18224114]

>>18224070
Oof if it goes to the bottom of that channel.....

[Anonymous No.18224119]

>>18224041
What is you position?

[Anonymous No.18224130]

Looking to get pozzed, bros. Bug chaser seeking Gift Giver for baste infection tia.

[Anonymous No.18224131]

>>18224120
It might crater today then go up twice as much tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18224132]

were bullbros too cocky yesterday?

[Anonymous No.18224134]

>>18224096
Iktf, was actually thinking of buying calls yesterday due to bull FOMO. The bogs must have sensed it

[Anonymous No.18224136]

>>18224120
Anon...just don’t look at stocks today

[Anonymous No.18224137]

>buy calls for the first time in weeks to hedge my put losses
>(((they))) dump it right after I get filled
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18224140]

>>18224120
How long till maturity?

[Anonymous No.18224144]

Should I just buy a ton of tvix, sdow, sqqq?

[Anonymous No.18224145]

>>18224131
lots of things might happen, anon

[Anonymous No.18224155]

>>18224092
Yes fellow bull, just fear mongering. That 3% drop this morning is ACTUALLY bullish.

[Anonymous No.18224183]

Makes sense every bull is infected. Delusional and dumb is what a bull is.

[Anonymous No.18224188]

>>18224041
Sell

[Anonymous No.18224191]

@18224160
You're fucked LOL

[Anonymous No.18224197]

>>18224129
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.18224200]

>>18224144
yeah please do

[Anonymous No.18224213]

>>18224162
You're the handsomest poz top ever. Thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.18224215]

>>18224063
Held my shorts since Start of March

[Anonymous No.18224218]

>>18223975
>>18223981
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>>18224060
>>18224063
>>18224120
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>>18224202

GREEN DAY TODAY ALL ABOARD THE GREEN TRAIN

[Anonymous No.18224222]

You bulltards had days to sell this obvious dead cat bounce. You deserve it at this point.

[Anonymous No.18224232]

>>18224070
they are fucking killing the shorts. they don't want anyone to make money on this.

[Anonymous No.18224241]

>>18224084
Try a seven day long bull trap

[Anonymous No.18224243]

>>18224222
Checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.18224244]

Another less I've learned, stay away from puts less expiring in less than 2 months

[Anonymous No.18224258]

>>18224155
the Fed putting interest rate to 0 is a last resort. the pumping wasn't enough/ It's like trying to start a lawn mower with no fuel in the tank, it's gunna sound like it's starting but it can't .

[Anonymous No.18224272]

Been holding puts through all of last week.
Pic related, either things are going to be locked down much more than most would expect or 1/3 of America gone by end of May.

[Anonymous No.18224277]

>>18224251
OH shit bro, you're not fucking around are ya?

[Anonymous No.18224279]

>>18224206
what do you recommend?
I want to break even on sdow and sqqq

[Anonymous No.18224280]

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[Anonymous No.18224301]

>>18224272
if people can look at this and not think SPY is going to 150 i'd like to know how

[Anonymous No.18224331]

Hold on bear bros.

[Anonymous No.18224338]

Think i'm gonna buy one SPY put, right at the money just to hedge this

[Anonymous No.18224341]

/FAZlords/ WW@

[Anonymous No.18224348]

GREEN QUARANTINE BOX GET

[Anonymous No.18224352]

Ok guys im going to cash out today so expect the DOW to hit 24k today

[Anonymous No.18224353]

>>18224301
Delusional bearnigger. Everyone knows it's going to get worse before it gets better, this has been priced in.

I'm so fucking sick and tired of bears.
Look, the bottom line is the fundamentals of this economy are strong, and with 0% interest rates, they're about to get a whole lot stronger. Yes, the 30% drop was significant but it was based entirely on over-sensationalization from the media. The president has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.

People know the future is going to be okay, (hell, the current situation is fine already...) and THAT is why the markets are going up.

History has shown that now is the time to buy. And with several very big green days on the books, we finally have some stability. Unfortunately if you're not already in you've missed the bottom, but it's not too late. If you jump in now you can still make some huge returns. Not as big as if you'd bought last week, but... well, it's either that or lose everything. Your choice.

[Anonymous No.18224355]

>>18224307
Three of them anon.

[Anonymous No.18224365]

Red day!

[Anonymous No.18224371]

>>18224353
>the fundamentals of an economy frozen by incoherent state-wide pseudomartial law are strong

[Anonymous No.18224376]

>>18224089
Bushiroad is getting thrashed.

[Anonymous No.18224379]

>>18224352
futures -800 points and you are expecting 24k??? delusional brainlet

[Anonymous No.18224400]

>>18224379
niggertier reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.18224404]

>>18224353
You don't understand..

This masochistic society wants everything to fail. If the market doesn't fail on its own the PEOPLE will make it fail.

THE GAME IS RIGGED MY FRIEND. WE DID IT ALL TO OURSELVES.

THE WHEELS ARE ALREADY IN MOTION

CHAOS AWAITS

see you on the others side.. if there is one

[Anonymous No.18224408]

i wish my company would let me work from home since we're living on borrowed time.
also so i can daytrade.

[Anonymous No.18224409]

>still not pozzed
GIVE IT TO ME RAW DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.18224420]

>>18224409
Some posters are immune I think.

[Anonymous No.18224421]

Why does it take forever to sell my stocks during premarket hours?

[Anonymous No.18224429]

>>18224052
We're on the Chinese color scheme now, kek. Ni hao!

[Anonymous No.18224430]

>>18224421
low volume of active traders. not everyone is a neet.

[Anonymous No.18224443]

>>18224420
How can we confirm immunity

[Anonymous No.18224445]

Real people are getting out of the market, but the Federal Reserve, in the mean-time, is doing everything it can to prop it up with fiat. These forces will oppose one another. Crabs will win.

[Anonymous No.18224449]

>>18224420
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Can I at least get pozzed in a new thread?

[Anonymous No.18224452]

>>18224430
>he doesn't wake up at 7am every day to catch up on the news and browse /smg/ to get ahead of the curve before he has to go to work

ngmi

[Anonymous No.18224456]

>whiting finally dies

good

[Anonymous No.18224459]

>>18224114

[Anonymous No.18224479]

>>18224409
Can't stop laughing at that webm

[Anonymous No.18224480]

The market is Rock solid. This is a MSM and DNC panic to slander Trump. If you honestly believe 67 million people could become unemployed you are a fool

[Anonymous No.18224487]

Big banks have agreed to halt mortgage payments, thus economy can really withstand temporary rise in unemployment. Corona bux added to that.

Only if you have real estate or bond crash can you create a depression, stock market is just tiny and speculative market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yDptW8s2o

[Anonymous No.18224499]

>>18224480
This, unironically. They are doing everything they can to fearmonger to destroy the economy.

[Anonymous No.18224510]

>>18224353

Its hilarious that retards think the economy was "strong" in jan. <2% GDP growth? 10%+ real price inflation? We were technically in a recession already in jan. What we are seeing now is a combination of a financial crisis and corona, which is why the crash is so bad. The repo market collapse was in sep last year for example, a lot of these issues were well before corona. Corona just popped all the bubbles at once.

I also, love the line about 0% making the economy stronger. Artificially low rates just exasperate equity bubbles. How many idiots built this dead cat bounce because they are thinking about infinite QE and non stop money printing? Fed gave you a nice bounce to sell for the last time at inflated bubble prices. We are headed for a multi year depression where stocks will likely drop another 50-75% after inflation.

[Anonymous No.18224514]

>>18224498
Bazinga

[Anonymous No.18224518]

>>18224499
The real virus in America is the news media.

[Anonymous No.18224524]

>>18224462

Death to bears and bulls!

[Anonymous No.18224528]

>>18224510
Also don't forget that the oil war is completely independent of all the things you mentioned. It's multiple events converging to create the current situation.

[Anonymous No.18224529]

dax down 4%
it's happening

[Anonymous No.18224530]

>>18224524
How do crabs make money?

[Anonymous No.18224536]

>>18224499
People being out of work and not paying rent goes a long way to upending the cart. I'm expecting a rapid recovery when this is over, but we are NOT there yet. Gov's of some states are having lockdowns until June, and if your in a tourist area 2020 is pretty much canceled.

The parties when this is all over are gonna be legendary though. Lots of pent up people with money to spend and bad decisions to make. THAT is going to be glorious.

[Anonymous No.18224538]

my body is ready

[Anonymous No.18224540]

>>18224530

We don't, we just sit by and laugh at everyone else.

[Anonymous No.18224541]

FUCK SHOULD I SELL RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.18224549]

Hahahahaha hahaha direxion is sending out letters
Uhhhh guys we might not be able to track the value of your short ETFS perfectly haha no big deal right haha these are strange times
FUND MANAGERS JUMP FROM WINDOWS
I LOST MY ASS ON THE WAY DOWN AND NOW THAT ITS PAYDAY YOU MIGHT HAVE PROBLEMS?
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP

[Anonymous No.18224556]

>>18224424
>>18224436
>>18224468
thanks bros i feel a sniffle coming on

[Anonymous No.18224568]

>>18224542
Billy is on fire lately

[Anonymous No.18224570]

>>18224542
why does every retard nowadays have a verified badge on twitter?

[Anonymous No.18224572]

t-this is only the beginning, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18224574]

>>18224443
Have you tried sucking an infected dick?

[Anonymous No.18224579]

BASED BOBROS REJOICE

[Anonymous No.18224586]

>>18224331
Stocks
Short em,
Sell em,
Nice, juicy puts,
S-to-cks

[Anonymous No.18224594]

>>18224570
>Muh virus
This is all a hoax. I cannot believe people think corona is real.

[Anonymous No.18224596]

>>18224572
I mean most people still have to be fired right? It will take months or maybe years to see the full effect of this.

[Anonymous No.18224599]

>>18224574
Bear ETFs/cash/or buy cheapies?

[Anonymous No.18224610]

DIREXION IS LOWERING THEIR 3X TO 2X NOW THAT THE TIDE IS TURNING
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP FROM WINDOWS YOU COWARDS

[Anonymous No.18224612]

B O B O Z O N E

[Anonymous No.18224619]

Is today the big crash biz?

[Anonymous No.18224623]

>>18224570

[Anonymous No.18224631]

>>18224599
TQQQ/oil/cheapies

For me.

[Anonymous No.18224635]

>>18224420
Maybe they don't show symptoms

[Anonymous No.18224637]

>>18224610
What does that mean? More gobbledegook from the MSM?

[Anonymous No.18224639]

Swingtraders beware:

I'm not saying that there will be a premarket selloff, but it's possible. It it happens, circuit breaking is very possible

[Anonymous No.18224641]

>>18224574
No, but i'm sitting in a room full of faggots

[Anonymous No.18224646]

DCA MOFO

[Anonymous No.18224650]

>>18224639
100% double breakers this week

[Anonymous No.18224657]

>>18224222
bulls are not known for strategic sells, they are however known for buying the top. and I guaranfuckingtee that 8/10 bulls here bought calls for today.

[Anonymous No.18224662]

>>18224639
I hope it dumps into the low 2300's today and down to 2100 range tomorrow leaving a perfect setup for the mega dump on Friday below 2k!

[Anonymous No.18224665]

Thoughts on DRV today?

[Anonymous No.18224667]

>>18224641
>that hairline
God bless that sweet boy.

[Anonymous No.18224675]

>>18224635
How long does the symptoms show? Been posting here an hour ago and replying to coronachanfuckers. Still got nothing.

[Anonymous No.18224677]

what to buy at EOD?

[Anonymous No.18224679]

>>18224657
I sold all my long positions yesterday, but was too pussy to buy puts, will buy at open and hope for best

[Anonymous No.18224686]

>>18224610
What do I BUYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18224691]

Reminder that they will let you lose your shirt on 3X leverage then change the rules when the winds shift
DIREXION A FUCK

[Anonymous No.18224698]

>>18224657
Screenshotted this. We'll laugh at you soon enough.

[Anonymous No.18224699]

>>18224632
>We've stabilised
source?

[Anonymous No.18224705]

>>18223966
Coof

[Anonymous No.18224710]

>>18224696
coof on me daddy

[Anonymous No.18224711]

>>18224671
Everything has changed in the last week, nothing is off the table!

[Anonymous No.18224713]

>>18224639
im not expecting a breaker today.

tomorrow ill be mayhem though.

[Anonymous No.18224718]

>>18224699
The inside of his asshole, even trump admitted yesterday that the next two weeks are going to be bad.

[Anonymous No.18224719]

>>18224675
I'm afraid some of us are immune, fren. We can bugchase all day an no poz for us.

[Anonymous No.18224720]

I really have no idea what to buy long or short term, except flipping shit for weekly profit. Weird market.

[Anonymous No.18224729]

CORONA VIRUS IS A HOAX IT DOES NOT EXIST. THIS IS A SCAM TO USHER IN A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THE CLIMATE CHANGE PLAN FAILED THIS IS ALL OUTLINED IN REVELATIONS
STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

[Anonymous No.18224732]

>>18224639
>>18224713

Remember the reports coming out today

[Anonymous No.18224743]

>>18224720
VXX Calls 5/1

[Anonymous No.18224746]

>>18224719
Bulls will never win!

[Anonymous No.18224750]

>>18224731
No

[Anonymous No.18224751]

OoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18224760]

Can I daytrade with Robinhood with a cash account without the flag?

[Anonymous No.18224761]

>>18224729
finally a redpilled anon

[Anonymous No.18224765]

>>18224731
yea, post traps and anime feet girls instead
tired of looking at these roasties

[Anonymous No.18224767]

>>18224760
you need 25k cash

[Anonymous No.18224770]

Reminder: if you die in markets you die in real life.

[Anonymous No.18224771]

>>18224743
But anon it's going up today

[Anonymous No.18224780]

to all my bullbros, short term target, anyone agrees or disagrees?

[Anonymous No.18224785]

>>18224770
if that's the case, i'll only die when the market does.

[Anonymous No.18224787]

>>18224729
>this is all outlined in Revelations
>stop being delusional

[Anonymous No.18224789]

>>18224632
>says increasingly nervous bull for the 6 gorrilianth time

[Anonymous No.18224792]

So it's one of those days, uh? What are the chances we're going back to SPY 2200? i feel like oil is the driver but it REALLY DOESN'T want to break the 20$ line on WTII

[Anonymous No.18224795]

>>18224769
> hegelian
imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.18224797]

>>18224761
>responding to bill mitchell

[Anonymous No.18224798]

USD
Seevol Cushing Storage Report

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Manufacturing PMI (Mar)

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Construction Spending (MoM) (Feb)


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ISM Manufacturing Employment (Mar)

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ISM Manufacturing New Orders Index (Mar)

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ISM Manufacturing PMI (Mar)


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Gasoline Production

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Heating Oil Stockpiles


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EIA Weekly Refinery Utilization Rates (WoW)


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Gasoline Inventories
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Total Vehicle Sales

[Anonymous No.18224806]

>>18224555
These trips are so convincing. I’m noob, My entire portfolio is $200 and a SPY put is about $150-180

[Anonymous No.18224810]

>>18224798
Enough with this autistic stuff. Green line go up.

[Anonymous No.18224811]

>>18224780
Bearcuck here, I agree. It's my next buy in target. I'll drop a few hedges in favor for cash as well.

[Anonymous No.18224812]

>>18224780
2200-2300? Yes that's the likely target right now, but will need to be revised with the numbers coming out tomorrow and Friday

[Anonymous No.18224816]

>>18224765
This, but unironically

[Anonymous No.18224829]

>>18224771
yes exactly. vxx is the poorfag tvix that allows options.

[Anonymous No.18224831]

I told you niggas about DGLD

[Anonymous No.18224838]

The complete herd confidence of biz on a tiny one day dip is why you should be longing. You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.18224842]

>>18224780
I'm no bull but you will probably see a bounce in that region.

[Anonymous No.18224845]

>>18224840
take a pic

[Anonymous No.18224856]

good or bad time to buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18224858]

>>18224840
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18224859]

>>18224831

Reminds me of DDLG, I'm all in, thanks

[Anonymous No.18224863]

>>18224729
>THIS IS A SCAM TO USHER IN A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT
>dozens of countries are closing their borders
>some countries are just chill, closed border but partying and business is still going on
>Congo didn't even know there was a pandemic until yesterday
It's ok to be a schizo because it makes the person to be prepared for anything, but no major event will happen in our lifetimes, the Mars landing is an exemption though.

[Anonymous No.18224876]

5/15 SPY $189p

[Anonymous No.18224880]

>>18224862
>when you realize these talentless sluts taking cheesecake pictures of themselves for SIMPS actually are working harder than spergs fiddling with the market for money

[Anonymous No.18224885]

>>18224851
Except futures are going up right now

[Anonymous No.18224899]

>>18224856
I would have already loaded up but it’s still cheap so I’d go in now while at 21

[Anonymous No.18224905]

>>18224856
buy today offload tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18224906]

>>18224881
You're getting bogged, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.18224916]

>>18224885
>-3.44 to 3.51%
>Except futures are going up right now
cute anon

[Anonymous No.18224925]

>>18224906
why dont you try looking at any one of the economic statistics that came out summarizing last quarter?

it's over.

[Anonymous No.18224928]

>>18224549
it's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system...

[Anonymous No.18224930]

>>18224396
SPYMERO

[Anonymous No.18224941]

Ah those FED jokesters, this virus was just an April Fools prank all along. What a goof!

[Anonymous No.18224945]

>>18224916
up and up it goes, anon. You shorted the bottom AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18224952]

>>18224877
Huh?

[Anonymous No.18224962]

>>18224933

Yes if you drink frequently. Its only empty calories of sugar.

[Anonymous No.18224967]

>>18224945
Talk to me like that again and the next bottom I'm going to short is yours faggot

[Anonymous No.18224968]

>>18224956
Yes, the big boys will buy at a discount and we'll close around 2650

[Anonymous No.18224969]

>>18224947
You missing the bottom with the rest of r*ddit was priced in.

[Anonymous No.18224984]

What's a good hold for today to compliment/hedge SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18224985]

USO Hasn’t Traded This Low, Ever....holy shit

[Anonymous No.18224987]

>>18224980
Saab

[Anonymous No.18225008]

>>18224967
How are you going to short anything after you lose your entire savings post liquidation?

[Anonymous No.18225012]

>>18224926
I wish, but I wouldn't call it the end until we get another -7 or -8% day

[Anonymous No.18225031]

>>18224947
>>18224956
>>18224970
>>18225004

Delusional bearnigger. Everyone *coof* knows it's going to get worse before it gets better, this *coof* has been priced in.

I'm so *coof* fucking sick and tired of bears.
Look, the bottom line is the *coof* fundamentals of this economy are strong, and with *coof* 0% interest rates, they're *coof* about to get a whole lot stronger. Yes, the *coof* 30% drop was significant but it was based entirely on over-sensationalization from the media. The president *coof* has handled this whole debacle exceptionally well, and people are calming back *coof* down knowing that we will be back up and running by May, *coof* June at the latest. China too is already almost completely back to work. People *coof* have begun to realize that this whole thing is huge *coof* nothingburger, and that we'll be fine in the long run.

People know *coof* the future is going to be okay, (hell, the current situation is fine already...) and THAT *coof* is why the markets are going up.

History has shown that now *coof* is the time to buy. And with several very big green days on the books, we finally *coof* have some stability. Unfortunately if you're not already in you've missed the bottom, but it's not too late. If you *COOF COOF* jump in now you can still make some huge returns. Not as big as if you'd *COOF COOF* bought last week, but... *COOF COOF* well, it's either*COOF COOF* that or lose*COOF COOF* everything. Your *COOF COOF* choice.

[Anonymous No.18225036]

>>18224876
I have 5/1 spy 180 pray for me

[Anonymous No.18225038]

>>18225008
I'm going to jam my short dick into your ass over and over again

[Anonymous No.18225047]

>>18224998
Absolutely coofpilled

[Anonymous No.18225053]

i just sold 10k worth of stocks...lost $600 overall. fuck. i hope i dont regret it

[Anonymous No.18225054]

>>18224969
capped for the bullkek cringe comp

[Anonymous No.18225055]

How can I check for trading volume?

[Anonymous No.18225062]

>>18224780
seams like go side ways not down yet and we don't know if will go up. I buy little if continue then double down, if go up I do same sell little

[Anonymous No.18225078]

prepare for the cash of a century.

[Anonymous No.18225082]

Open the market. Stop having it be closed.

[Anonymous No.18225089]

>11 points in 15 minutes
This market

[Anonymous No.18225091]

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3557173-whiting-petroleum-files-for-chapter-11
BANKRUPTCIES STARTING RETARDS

[Anonymous No.18225092]

so it's going all the way down once we get the inflation report right

[Anonymous No.18225096]

>>18224980
LMT

[Anonymous No.18225107]

Will this be a multi-day pullback, though?

[Anonymous No.18225112]

>>18223966
Lol

[Anonymous No.18225113]

>>18225053
1i suck at this. Already down over 1. 2k mainly cause of options

[Anonymous No.18225115]

Turn on Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.18225125]

>>18224218
at the risk of being a newfag, I've literally never seen green posts before. What the fuck is this magic? Have they summoned the power of jerome within them?

[Anonymous No.18225150]

>>18225091
Oh fuck. Should i close my oil company calls?

[Anonymous No.18225168]

>>18225036
bless your gains down in Africa

[Anonymous No.18225189]

>>18225150
Lol

[Anonymous No.18225217]

>>18225189
Reeeeeee answer me!!

[Anonymous No.18225313]

the bears are back in town
>the bears are back in town

[Anonymous No.18225618]

>>18225313
How shall we have our steak today?
I think I'll eat mine live.

[Anonymous No.18225992]

>>18224070
You're right, but not because of a valid argument.

[Anonymous No.18226029]

>>18224339
Didn't he buy Delta 2 weeks ago?