/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18218362]

the pits of despair

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18216523

[Anonymous No.18218379]

>>18218362

[Anonymous No.18218381]

>>18218362
Any ausfags post in these threads?

[Anonymous No.18218382]

>>18218362
If red ID Wednesday gonna be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.18218385]

Will i make the monies tommrow?

[Anonymous No.18218389]

>hopefully we can get it down to 100k-200k deaths
haha

[Anonymous No.18218390]

>>18218382
If dubs my SQQQ going up 15% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18218398]

It’s April 1st
First day they landlords aren’t getting paid
Therefore short real estate

Boom, millionaire

[Anonymous No.18218415]

Every wednesday the "new mortgage application" report comes out: https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/mortgage-applications

air bnb fuckers go bust. if a house has an ADU in my city it's like an extra $150k premium:
https://www.ccn.com/did-the-fed-just-accidentally-trigger-a-housing-market-crash/

Max Keiser talks interest rates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiJGHzKNu1c

[Anonymous No.18218416]

>>18218382
>>18218390
If dubs, this week is about to hit even lower low.

[Anonymous No.18218418]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiMXK9eDrMY

[Anonymous No.18218422]

>*ring ring*
Jerome?
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*RING RING*
JEROME WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

[Anonymous No.18218423]

anyone else dumping their life savings into bluechips and not caring if it goes down more before it starts going up again because you're gonna be a rich ass bomer in 40 years no matter what?

[Anonymous No.18218426]

>>18218416
Next week it is then.

[Anonymous No.18218431]

What did you all expect, Jerome cant possibly keep up with most of the country on shutdown for another month.

[Anonymous No.18218434]

It's come to my attention that there is a disease spreading around these boards that is affecting poster's name fields. If anyone exhibits symptoms of such a disease, stay home. Don't post in the thread. Get some bed rest. Don't post in this thread until your name field is feeling better.

[Anonymous No.18218437]

>>18218422
Infinite QE?
APRIL FOOLS

[Anonymous No.18218436]

>>18218422
Jerome? Respond! Jerome? JEEEERRRROOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18218439]

>>18218422
not printing so good eh Jerome?

[Anonymous No.18218440]

Today is the day of pumps!
BULL TEAM RISE UP!

[Anonymous No.18218443]

I’m ruined. Down 70% on my options.

And I’m being laid off from my firm. I have 1 month severance pay along with my next and final paycheck. All in calls tmw because clown market.

[Anonymous No.18218445]

>>18218417
AW SHIT it's here!

[Anonymous No.18218447]

is it unironically time to be bullish on oil?

[Anonymous No.18218453]

>>18218417
yes

[Anonymous No.18218456]

Look how fucking spooked he is

[Anonymous No.18218468]

>>18218422
Fuark I should have gone TZA.

[Anonymous No.18218469]

>>18218385
Oops hehe am sleppy

[Anonymous No.18218472]

What's the best way to short mortgage REITs? IYR/XLRE/REM? Or should I go for loan-based companies like AGNC/NLY?

[Anonymous No.18218475]

>>18218362
Do we hit limit down today? wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.18218479]

>>18218440
how much does it cost to buy a share of trap ass

[Anonymous No.18218482]

>>18218443
Lame, use x100 leverage bitcoin like the real gamble nigger you are

[Anonymous No.18218483]

limit down futures then april fools 10% up day to fuck with the bears.

[Anonymous No.18218487]

>>18218423
Hello fellow Based

[Anonymous No.18218500]

>>18218486
i've wasted so much money getting fucked by low volume option spreads.

[Anonymous No.18218501]

>>18218486
Thats a man

[Anonymous No.18218508]

>>18218423
yes

>>18218447
no

>>18218472
they can't go down much further right? I don't think that it is very profitable to short something when they're already down 70% or whatever

[Anonymous No.18218510]

>>18218443
double down bitch

[Anonymous No.18218515]

>>18218447
>Usage down while Saudi's mass flood market planning to kill competitors
>BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18218517]

What if as an April Fools Day prank we picked some micro-cap penny stock and all bought it at the same time to pump the price? Then at the end of the trading day, we could all say April Fools and dump our shares at the same time. Wouldn't that be a lark?

[Anonymous No.18218520]

>responding to infected
SHIGGIDY

[Anonymous No.18218522]

>>18218426
>>18218416
>>18218390
>>18218382
Kek, bears just can't catch a break. Amirite?

[Anonymous No.18218526]

>>18218486
>>18218500

If you’re buying low vol options you either know something no1 else does or you’re retard gamble nigger

[Anonymous No.18218529]

>>18218522
>Dubs
Looks like we bull tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18218534]

>>18218265
european certificates (ctfs)
it's a fixed leverage meaning you can only lose the invested amount but if it goes opposite of the direction you want your money will go poof within minutes or even seconds
but also insane gains like +1000% on the same day sometime

[Anonymous No.18218535]

>>18218517
Nah, as an old fag to these threads we definitely did that once and all that happened is we lost money.

[Anonymous No.18218536]

>>18218415
Who the fucknis max and why should I watch this instead of the next episode of ishuzoku reviewers?

Does anyone have that Dalio vid that was posted the other day?

[Anonymous No.18218538]

>>18218522
Possibly, but I we ain't seen nothing yet.

[Anonymous No.18218542]

>>18218508
Most of them haven't retested lows yet so I'm betting on them collapsing in a month or two.

[Anonymous No.18218549]

>>18218529
Extremely bullish my friend!

[Anonymous No.18218550]

Looking at some ETFs and I have a quick question. If I look at the 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, and 10 year average returns does that include the annual dividend yield and the annual expense ratios? Should I multiply those numbers accordingly to get real total returns?

[Anonymous No.18218553]

>>18218522
If trips, SDOW is going to $60 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18218557]

>>18218536
who the fuck is max? dude, we're about to become millionaires with deeply out-of-money GLD Calls, go do your research so you don't miss out.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQmW1ZcPKiAZ2ZP_3naA1kA

[Anonymous No.18218559]

>>18218534
also you're really only supposed to use these for hedging but same thing as options degen gamblers love them

[Anonymous No.18218561]

STay away from me!

[Anonymous No.18218564]

>>18218362
WHEN DOES THE S&P 500 HIT BOTTOM?

Will it really by 1500?

[Anonymous No.18218566]

>>18218522
>>18218553
If doubles, SDOW is going to $50 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18218569]

>>18218522
>>18218529
>>18218549
Delusional bullfags, doom and gloom is the future

[Anonymous No.18218574]

>>18218553
So close.

[Anonymous No.18218575]

>>18218564
>WHEN DOES THE S&P 500 HIT BOTTOM?
0 end of week.

[Anonymous No.18218583]

>>18218566
Even better!

[Anonymous No.18218585]

@18218556
*braps*

[Anonymous No.18218593]

>>18218535
It's not about making money. It's about manipulating the price of a security as a prank.

[Anonymous No.18218595]

What do you guys thinks about GE with this bit up dated news?

[Anonymous No.18218615]

>landlords aren't going to get pain
Bullish because tenants would be able to spend the money on the economy of goods and services
>1/3 of the US is going to be unemployed
Bullish, because companies no longer have to pay 1/3 of their employees

Any Boomer know if it was like this in 2008?

[Anonymous No.18218618]

>>18218575
when there is literal blood in the streets
when they run out of refrigerated trucks for the bodies.
when you shake your head and say "damn, this is really worse than I thought it would be"

[Anonymous No.18218619]

>>18218569
No, not papa Nurgle! I prefer Slaanesh, you all will beg for sound!

[Anonymous No.18218624]

>>18218619
I think Khorne is much more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.18218628]

>>18218534
Interesting, thanks for the info. Honestly if I ever get a really fucking good feeling for something I may one day try it out. Im pretty happy with 3x at most leverage though. Even that is enough to raise my blood pressure through the roof.

[Anonymous No.18218630]

>go make some breakfast
>futures go from -1.5% to -3% in 20 mins
what the fuck happen

[Anonymous No.18218643]

>>18218619
>>18218624
Picture semi related.

[Anonymous No.18218646]

>>18218595
don't care

>>18218569
yes

>>18218615
this is all happening so much faster than 2008
compared to 2008, this is all happening by dictate: the government decided to shut the economy down, and then did it.

[Anonymous No.18218652]

>>18218630
People realized it started and if you don't pull out now you will lose it all at the cash open. Still the algos will squeeze every penny they can out if this.

[Anonymous No.18218653]

I liquidated in february, and every red day I invest a bit of it into stonks. if it crashes real hard soon I'm just gonna drop all of what I have left in

[Anonymous No.18218659]

>>18218434
No

[Anonymous No.18218660]

>>18218630
Your breakfast wasn’t priced in apparently

[Anonymous No.18218675]

>>18218630
Clown market gets serious in April fool's.
It's like reverse halloween for spirits.

[Anonymous No.18218684]

You have read the prospectus or quarterly reports for every ETF and stock you hold, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.18218689]

>>18218381
Yes

[Anonymous No.18218696]

>>18218684
I listen to them at 1.5x speed while on my rowing machine

[Anonymous No.18218706]

THERE IS A DISEASE SPEADING ON 4CHAN!
DON'T REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS OR POSTERS WITH WEIRD MESSED UP NAMES!
BE CAREFUL /SMG/ BROS BE CAREFUL

[Anonymous No.18218709]

>>18218479
1 Google stock

[Anonymous No.18218716]

>>18218706
>tfw immune
WAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18218721]

>>18218706
Why what happens

>>18218556

[Anonymous No.18218722]

>>18218564
You kind of people should read tradingview.com they actually answer these kinds of questions, anyway short answer is it appears bears are predicting another 2008, this was a typical bounce before the second wave, the market has to go down 51% or something to be a true bottom according to the Bear Thesis

[Anonymous No.18218726]

>>18218706
This is a CIA lie

[Anonymous No.18218729]

>>18218706
Uh, too late *coughs*
>>18218556

[Anonymous No.18218731]

>>18218517
Ooo

[Anonymous No.18218739]

DON'T REPLY TO ANYONE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, IT'S TOO RISKY
IF IT STARTS SPREADING TOO MUCH ON THIS GENERAL, EVACUATE SIMPLE AS, /a/ ALREADY CLOSED IT'S BORDERS TO OTHER BOARDS

[Anonymous No.18218740]

Cough

[Anonymous No.18218745]

RUSSEL HAS LIMITED DOWN

I REPEAT

RUSSEL 2000 HAS LIMITED DOWN

GONNA GO BELOW 1000 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18218746]

>>18218734
wtf

[Anonymous No.18218747]

>>18218726
This. The symptoms of this supposed "disease" are no different that the symptoms of 5G exposure.

[Anonymous No.18218758]

>>18218734
>>18218728
>>18218715
You alright m8s

[Anonymous No.18218759]

Ah shit we're all gonna get it aaaahhhhhhhhh (buy TMDX) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18218766]

This april fools fucking sucks, nothing interesting will come of it. I would rather the board mash thing happened again.

[Anonymous No.18218778]

>>18218745
>>18218759
>I went SQQQ instead of TZA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18218779]

>This country is afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The cities are extended gutters and the gutters are full of debt and when the vaults finally dry up all the vermin will starve. The accumulated filth of all their greed and cruelty will foam up about their waists and all the bankers and politicians will look up to the Fed and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

[Anonymous No.18218789]

oh shit I hope I'm not infected.

[Anonymous No.18218792]

oh no

[Anonymous No.18218801]

shit starts dumping right after all my puts expire worthless, down 7k, fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.18218806]

Nice another april fool reddit faggotry that will make any ontopic conversation impossible because tards get excited over stupid autistic shit

[Anonymous No.18218809]

>>18218779
>jeromesleepin5.png
kek

[Anonymous No.18218813]

>coofers
TIME TO FREE UP SOME BEDS

[Anonymous No.18218814]

Perhaps the mechanism of the virus spreading is from infected posters replying to other posters. If you are exhibiting symptoms (green borders, non-Latin characters), please help prevent the spread of the disease by keeping your posts to yourself and ideally getting plenty of bed rest.

[Anonymous No.18218815]

[Anonymous No.18218832]

/int/ is absolutely fucked, there's conflicting reports on how this virus actually spreads so be careful, several anons are saying below or top posts touching your post can infect you

[Anonymous No.18218834]

>>18218814
>>
> Anonymous (ID: Xzan7OCu) 04/01/20(Wed)02:02:18 No.18218806▶
>Nice another april fool reddit faggotry that will make any ontopic conversation impossible because tards get excited over stupid autistic shit

Do these April Fools Day shenanigans make it into thread archives? If someone from the future comes back to read today's threads, will they have any idea what people are referring to?

[Anonymous No.18218838]

@18218814
Please remember to practise chan distancing by not directing replying to others

[Anonymous No.18218847]

>>18218832
I think it's just random.
I tried all the supposed ways to be infected and none worked.

[Anonymous No.18218848]

the futures holy fuck what's going on

[Anonymous No.18218857]

JPow will protect us from the virus by QE infinitiy plus plus.

[Anonymous No.18218858]

>>18218715
>>18218734
>>18218770
>>18218781
>>18218827
I guess we know tomorrow will be a green day!

[Anonymous No.18218860]

>Nikkei 225
jerome better load up the negative interest rate bazooka

[Anonymous No.18218861]

>>18218766
>>18218806
Do these April Fools Day shenanigans make it into thread archives? If someone from the future comes back to read today's threads, will they have any idea what people are referring to?

[Anonymous No.18218862]

>>18218814
tvix to the moon

[Anonymous No.18218868]

>>18218806
kys

[Anonymous No.18218869]

>4chan gets infected
>futures begin to tank immediatly.

[Anonymous No.18218870]

VIX predictions?

[Anonymous No.18218875]

bobros I'll never doubt me and myself again, calls are devils work

[Anonymous No.18218876]

Yeah Bearbros, I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.18218879]

>>18218862
I might be finally able to unload my bags

[Anonymous No.18218881]

>>18218827
I want the sickies

[Anonymous No.18218886]

>NIKKEI IN FREEFALL
>NIKKEI IN FREEFALL

[Anonymous No.18218888]

am I immune for using clover

[Anonymous No.18218889]

>>18218752

[Anonymous No.18218891]

my puts for 4/13 ate shit these past few days...I think they will resurrect on Easter

[Anonymous No.18218892]

>>18218417
what have you done

[Anonymous No.18218893]

green and i go all in on amc tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18218894]

>>18218848
I don't know but I'm waking up early to dump my SQQQ (in profit) and buy into TZA.

[Anonymous No.18218895]

coofing on /smg/frens

[Anonymous No.18218898]

>>18218888
>>18218888
>>18218888
>>18218888
>>18218888
>>18218888
IMMUNITY GRANTED

[Anonymous No.18218900]

>infected are going missing
is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18218904]

6

[Anonymous No.18218907]

>>18218861
Nope, so the archives will be confusing.

[Anonymous No.18218908]

nikkei225 won't be able to buy beer in civilized countries by EOD

[Anonymous No.18218918]

>>18218362
If gold is going to have a bull run sometime before the end of the year, what are the drawbacks to holding JNUG and waiting for it?

[Anonymous No.18218929]

>>18218722
Link or screenshot or gtfo

>>18218668
Nah futures are stupid don’t get too excited.

(I would really like this shit to print tomorrow but I wish I’d allocated less to DOG and more to the other ones!!)

>>18218557
>GLD calls
Another Schiff asshole? Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.18218937]

>>18218920
god damn you fuckers don't even know how fucked you are, you cows are standing in line in the slaughterhouse and you think it's a line for a rollercoaster.

[Anonymous No.18218939]

>>18218920
it's okay fren I'm immune I'll donate blood

[Anonymous No.18218940]

Ok...this isn't funny anymore, wtf is happening with the futures - my high leverage calls are getting melted.

[Anonymous No.18218941]

>>18218870
vix is a temperamental cunt

[Anonymous No.18218943]

>>18218888
Just bremember to breave abujusta bren.

[Anonymous No.18218946]

>>18218770
How do i get a red infection?

[Anonymous No.18218948]

>>18218929
whats your exit number for drv? and when do you expect to hit it?

[Anonymous No.18218949]

I'm immune.

[Anonymous No.18218950]

>>18218940
They are finally reacting to reality and not printers.

[Anonymous No.18218951]

>>18218646
Except the government and the fed are moving at lightening speed. If powell were as foolish and arrogant as bernanke, we’d have chaos everywhere already.

[Anonymous No.18218952]

>>18218940
Dr Birx has corona virus

[Anonymous No.18218958]

>>18218362
The spiralling impacts of the coronavirus pandemic are likely to drastically dent economic growth in East Asian developing economies as well as in China, the World Bank warned on Tuesday.

New data suggests that the crisis will also have severe impacts on the level of poverty in the region, with 24 million fewer people now likely to escape poverty this year as a result of the pandemic.
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-world-bank-warns-of-covid-19-economic-pain-and-poverty-for-asia-070921888.html

[Anonymous No.18218960]

>>18218940
Read yesterday's threads, everyone finally sold out of inverse ETFs and decided to become a bull. That means the market crashes now, and it'll stop when everyone switches back.

[Anonymous No.18218962]

>NIKKEI DOWN 1000
>NIKKEI DOEN 1000
>NIKKEI DOWN 1000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

[Anonymous No.18218964]

What the fuck is happening to Nikkei

[Anonymous No.18218972]

>>18218964
>>18218962

Unironically bullish and priced in.

Huge green run tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18218978]

>>18218960
>tfw I was one of them
literally BOGGED

[Anonymous No.18218982]

>>18218948
Shit good point. I don’t even have one. I was hoping to just hold it until I saw cracks emerge and it looked like there were going to be mass liquidations, but that’s probably being too greedy.

The idiots in charge might actually be smart enough to keep it from happening. And we should pray they are.

[Anonymous No.18218986]

>>18218960
big brain anon

[Anonymous No.18218991]

>>18218964
>>18218958

[Anonymous No.18218993]

I have 5k. Tell me what to do with it so im not poor any more.

[Anonymous No.18218999]

WTF? FUTURES DROPPED LIKE A STONE WTF WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM RUINED

[Anonymous No.18219013]

What the fuck ((Goldman)) those factor certs actually have a knock out? thats some sketchy tactic, thought they only stop at 0.0001

[Anonymous No.18219019]

https://healthweather.us/?mode=Trends

Kinsa gets about 170,000 readings of temperatures a day and used this to detect atypical reading levels aka theoretically coronavirus.

It spiked to high on march 17th and is now well below that. This trend includes the decrease in flu spread as well as coronavirus spread though.

[Anonymous No.18219030]

Anyone who still had a little bit in SQQQ here?
where are all the chad bears with big balls?

[Anonymous No.18219033]

>>18218900
>Population mass suicides with guns as soldiers move into towns
>City found obliterated after US plane drops big metal supply crate
>Infected diappear and assumingly continue to live on a farm upstate
Nice and bullish

[Anonymous No.18219048]

>>18219024
I've set limit sells on my shorts and limit buys on my longs. Even oversleeping shall not defeat me. I am immune to all comers!

[Anonymous No.18219049]

>>18219030
Reporting in $29.82

[Anonymous No.18219050]

>>18219030
got a few at $20, $25 seems like a lost hope though.

[Anonymous No.18219067]

Holy shit, another chance for cheapies? Going to load up more money. Too bad TD has a retarded wait time to actually deposit for options so I have to stick to RH.

[Anonymous No.18219069]

>>18219049
king

[Anonymous No.18219073]

>>18219066
da fuq

[Anonymous No.18219075]

Coof coof

[Anonymous No.18219077]

>>18219043

[Anonymous No.18219078]

>>18219030
I've literally been holding 3 SQQQ calls for a fucking week. My hands are strong as fuck. LMAO THE BULLS THOUGHT I WOULD SELL HAHAHA GET FUCKED ON

[Anonymous No.18219080]

>>18218980
>wait a couple months after corona-chan finishes
>go to the country of your choosing
>pick any of the impoverished qt east asian gf available

[Anonymous No.18219081]

Looks like tomorrow is going to be another day to scoop up cheap blue chips fellow boombros

[Anonymous No.18219092]

>>18219067
When RH gets high volume, it can freeze your trade. This might be deliberate so stay cautious. Also if this is a further ride down it won't just be one day. Friday would be a gigadump.

[Anonymous No.18219113]

>>18219080
>get the coof from your bony new gf
>never fuck your flat assed gf to completion because your glass lungs run out of air too quickly

[Anonymous No.18219119]

>>18219100
just show your profits from /biz/ and they will follow

[Anonymous No.18219120]

>>18219092
If Wednesday drops Thursday should have a bounce. I plan to sell some puts tomorrow (that have been -90% for the last week) and re-enter after a bounce.

[Anonymous No.18219121]

HOLY SHIT SO MANY INFECTED IN THIS THREAD WHAT DID I TELL YOU FAGS ABOUT FOLLOWING QUARANTINE!

[Anonymous No.18219132]

AND WE’RE BACK!!!

[Anonymous No.18219135]

EXTREMELY BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18219145]

>>18219000
SAYO NARA

[Anonymous No.18219152]

>>18219100
Generally most countries operate on a 'if you can take you can have gweilo' policy. Meaning, if you manage to wrangle one into submission without her squirming free, they're feisty little fuckers those gook girls, you can bag her and ship her back.

[Anonymous No.18219154]

BREAKER BRO'S REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.18219163]

>>18219030
been hodling since 29 because I thought the world was about to end and it was going to break out.

[Anonymous No.18219164]

Looks like it'll be time to plunder some boomer 401ks fellow bear pirates.

[Anonymous No.18219167]

5EztgmeI
rip /smg/ bro

[Anonymous No.18219176]

>>18218362
Mood rn

[Anonymous No.18219197]

Frens im concerned, my granny is 92... i should lock her up or something

[Anonymous No.18219198]

>>18218752
wtf

[Anonymous No.18219199]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18219200]

>>18219135
How can it be 240k now? MAX 200k WERE THE FUCKING NUMBERS

[Anonymous No.18219201]

>the coronavirus can be transmitted over the internet now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18219205]

DOW IN FREEFALL.

[Anonymous No.18219209]

>>18219135
>less than 0.1% of the population dead

Literally just a flu

[Anonymous No.18219211]

put on your masks frens! the virus in here

[Anonymous No.18219217]

>>18218362
Checking my health to buy the inevitable dip

[Anonymous No.18219235]

Coof

[Anonymous No.18219240]

Ok why the fuck are futures red

[Anonymous No.18219252]

>>18219211
Chads don't wear masks.

[Anonymous No.18219253]

>>18219240
it's over.

[Anonymous No.18219273]

>>18219110

[Anonymous No.18219293]

>>18219253
Yeah the panic is fucking over so WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RED

[Anonymous No.18219308]

1000 ameritards died yesterday

another 1000+ will die today

you sick fucks dont care do you?

as long as it pays

COOOOOOF COOOOOOF

[Anonymous No.18219318]

Drumpf said it was gontained this cant be habbening.

[Anonymous No.18219320]

>>18219293
>Yeah the panic is fucking over
It's only just beginning anon.

[Anonymous No.18219326]

spx put 1650

[Anonymous No.18219337]

>>18219293

[Anonymous No.18219339]

>>18218443
>Calls during a bear market

[Anonymous No.18219343]

>>18219293
I wasn't talking about the panic.

[Anonymous No.18219352]

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18219360]

>>18218443
>All in calls

Just don't kill yourself bro.

[Anonymous No.18219367]

>>18219293
We are in atleast another 30 days lock down idiot

[Anonymous No.18219368]

>>18218443
it's not too late to cancel those calls, anon

[Anonymous No.18219372]

I bought today so don't worry guys we will dump soon

[Anonymous No.18219376]

>>18219348
How do you do this?

[Anonymous No.18219387]

Gains are back on the menu boys!

[Anonymous No.18219396]

>>18219066
WTF

[Anonymous No.18219404]

DON'T REPLY TO THE INFECTED, 2% OF THEM MIGHT GET BANNED!

[Anonymous No.18219423]

/BIZ/ IS SAFE
BEARISH
SELL
SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.18219426]

Wait a minute

[Anonymous No.18219432]

>>18219293
It's going to peak in late April and continue through to the end of June, the panic has only just begun.

>>18219066
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18219435]

>>18219030
Still hodling my leap puts from jan. Not selling tolk dow hits 16k.

[Anonymous No.18219439]

is this the correct setup for day-trading EU50 ? I'm up 500€ everyday but sometimes I risk to lose 2K so maybe I'm doing it wrong

I switch candles between vix and crude

please post your chart setup if it's extremely different

[Anonymous No.18219444]

its just a cold doods chill

[Anonymous No.18219445]

>>18219435
the hell's a leap

[Anonymous No.18219462]

>>18219435
based and bobopilled

[Anonymous No.18219463]

>>18219435
Let's get this bread bobo

[Anonymous No.18219465]

It is just a flu.

[Anonymous No.18219466]

>>18219445
Long term option

[Anonymous No.18219467]

>>18219445
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18219490]

18219473
Nice try

[Anonymous No.18219515]

>>18219445
Why cant people use google anymore?

[Anonymous No.18219524]

>people unironically didn't believe in the death cross
The reaper comes.

[Anonymous No.18219528]

fuck of coofer

[Anonymous No.18219541]

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?
DON'T WORRY, BULL "CHAD"
THAT TICKLE IN YOUR THROAT IS NOTHING, JUST ALLERGIES.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR GIRL FOR YOU.
>t. bobro

[Anonymous No.18219572]

>>18219415
nigger

[Anonymous No.18219581]

>>18219500
>>18219480
I have the antibooties, got the chink flu back in jan. im good now

[Anonymous No.18219593]

About to take that first sweet sip of morning coffee

[Anonymous No.18219599]

based coronachan, ridding the world of smokers and diabetics

[Anonymous No.18219604]

>>18219066
what is this

[Anonymous No.18219617]

>>18218443
If you get laid off you get unemployment, faggot. Try quitting your job because you can't stand your subhuman coworkers anymore. They don't give you anything then.

[Anonymous No.18219620]

>>18219595

[Anonymous No.18219627]

>>18219595
red plz

[Anonymous No.18219631]

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>UH
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
>UH
A SMOOTH PENIS INDICATOR

[Anonymous No.18219634]

Not responding to green anon to prevent coofs, but would you happen to know if it's site wide, board wide or thread wide when you're infected?

[Anonymous No.18219636]

>>18219437
Based tongueposter

[Anonymous No.18219638]

ello

[Anonymous No.18219639]

Why are some posts actually green now

[Anonymous No.18219646]

>>18219595
IT'S SPREADING

[Anonymous No.18219649]

>>18219622
antibodys nigga

[Anonymous No.18219655]

>>18219595
oh my

[Anonymous No.18219661]

>>18219595
green my shit up f am

[Anonymous No.18219662]

>>18219595

[Anonymous No.18219678]

>>18219595
Rep

[Anonymous No.18219682]

>>18219651
based

[Anonymous No.18219691]

>>18219595

[Anonymous No.18219693]

>>18219651
Coof me up senpai

[Anonymous No.18219700]

guys its a hoax

[Anonymous No.18219704]

im safe from you coofers

[Anonymous No.18219711]

DID THE RUSLEL 9000 LIMIT DOWN???

Should I... should I buy MORE TWM and DRV???

>>18219541
She looks like a slut. I bet she can’t even provide enough milk for my thirsty offspring.

>>18219631
BASED

>>18219515
Newfags, tourists, summerfags, stupids all of them.

[Anonymous No.18219713]

>>18219595
Please

[Anonymous No.18219717]

>>18219696
You get greener when yours posts are next to others who are green?

[Anonymous No.18219725]

How do I avoid getting sick

[Anonymous No.18219726]

>>18219700
Literally just 5G radiation poisoning.

[Anonymous No.18219729]

>In a week, new cases rose from 420k to 860k
>Whole week green
What ze fug?

[Anonymous No.18219742]

>>18219696
>>18219651
>>18219595
just don't touch your face anons after typing. the main reasin people get infected is picking their nose and fingers in mouth. the virus rests in nasa cavaties and works way down to lungs, literally only dirty fuckers get the chink flu/

[Anonymous No.18219743]

Someone post the Dividends Every Week chart plz

[Anonymous No.18219766]

Bros there are femcels on /cgl/ RIGHT NOW, 100% horned up on account of the quarantine.

[Anonymous No.18219767]

>>18219500
Lies

[Anonymous No.18219808]

>>18219595
FUCK THIS CUNT

[Anonymous No.18219816]

SQQQ anons our time has come! I hope you didn't sell the bottom

[Anonymous No.18219820]

GOOK MOOT
HOLY FUCK
THE MADMAN DID IT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS
EXIT ALL BOARDS
>EXIT ALL BOARDS

[Anonymous No.18219824]

coof on me daddi

[Anonymous No.18219840]

I can't be infected, better safe than sorry,
better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry,
better safe...

[Anonymous No.18219844]

>>18219515
biz is more fun than google

[Anonymous No.18219848]

>>18219500
If it works like the chan-corona of Ylilauta it will infect people randomly from the thread. Replying and coofing wont do much, if anything.

[Anonymous No.18219851]

>>18219595
Im immune
>>18219844
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.18219852]

>>18219595
We are all going green

[Anonymous No.18219862]

Nice. Now I can distinguish bobofags from bullbros.

[Anonymous No.18219871]

>>18219595
poz me daddy

[Anonymous No.18219881]

>>18219595
You can't make me infected. I have posted on /a/ and nothing has happened to me haha. Suck it.

[Anonymous No.18219901]

>>18219850
I bullieve

[Anonymous No.18219903]

Fuck, if the market blows up tomorrow I actually have to wake up early so I don't get fucked by a circuit breaker hitting and everything bounces back up. And looking at Japan and the futures and how even Australia isn't upsidedown anymore, tomorrow is going to be the #1 indicator that the economy drop below the low. Going to load up on some SQQQ and waste some day trades to get option buying power after I blew up my account last week on the retarded bull run.

[Anonymous No.18219915]

>>18219903
i dont know, its already creeping up again

[Anonymous No.18219956]

Nobody touch me. Somebody make the new fucking thread!
Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry...

[Anonymous No.18219958]

S&P futures are at -3%, and that's enough for me to know that there's a 90% chance that a circuit breaker is blown tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18219961]

How would you know your infected if you wouldnt post?

[Anonymous No.18219966]

>>18219816
You fags shoulda gone with the ruslel
I told ya...

[Anonymous No.18220005]

>>18219936
what is this wizardry?

[Anonymous No.18220015]

>>18219782
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18220026]

>>18219066
>>18219024
>>18218920
>>18218770
>>18218417
>>18219936
GIB CORONA GF NOW!!

[Anonymous No.18220086]

>>18219995
Oh no... your name, bro. You are fucked as well.