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>> No.18207924

Got a notification, must be pumping right now

>> No.18207926

>>18207903
Might be looking at a EOD pump

>> No.18207931

what are the chances of stagflation occuring soon

>> No.18207932

First for pump Big Red

>> No.18207937
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>>18207903

>> No.18207940

>>18207898
>income inequality is bad
>we also need infinity illiterate beaner peasants

>> No.18207943

Listen to Al

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csZV3w_nscg

or else

>> No.18207948

>>18207903
I just shorted the housing market!! Who wants to start filming the documentary?!?!

>> No.18207953

what's the risk of buying $1k worth of JNUG while it's this cheap?

>> No.18207955
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>> No.18207964

>>18207926
I hope it reaches at least 265, doesn't look like it though.

>> No.18207971
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18207971

What’s your setup?

>> No.18207972
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18207972

>LCI

>> No.18207974

>>18207953
>what's the risk
losing 1000 dollars

>> No.18207981

>>18207903

WHERES THE ANIME FEET GIRLS IN OP?

>> No.18207989
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>>18207971

>> No.18207997

CX

>> No.18208000

>>18207953
>thinking JNUG will rebound
>not understanding daily exposure ETFs
ngmi

>> No.18208004

>cuomo doomposting
>claims other cities will be like new york in a few weeks
>is a retard who doesn't understand population density
>the first city hit, seattle, is actually seeing a decrease in new cases and deaths
it'll be bad but most places will never reach new york levels

>> No.18208010

>>18207964
Probably 263. I'm imagining that I bought at 263c and see how right I could have been.

>> No.18208018
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>>18207940
top lol. There's no point in pointing out the cognitive dissonance when these people try to mesh their social stances with their economic stances.

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>>18207981
Here ya go!

>> No.18208023
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>>18207971
Is one monitor and my phone.

>> No.18208024

Is there still room to short SQ? These guys are literally losing money now, their equipment is not used because small businesses are closed and the loans they gave away are not going to be paid.

>> No.18208032

How much we dumpin EOD lads

>> No.18208041

>>18207989
fix your fucking launchpad views

>> No.18208044

bear bros, did we get too cocky?

>> No.18208048

>>18208000
explain this to me like the mongoloid I am

>> No.18208049

What to dump $10K into tomorrow fellas?

>> No.18208051

Never sell dividend stock. Only accumulate dividend stocks. Sell covered calls when above your cost basis. Sell covered puts when below your cost basis. Don’t pay so much attention to the equity value, look at generated cash flow.

Never. Sell.

>> No.18208054

Calling on divvy chart by date friend; the chart is separated into columns as well, is that for periods of the month?

>> No.18208058

>>18208000
Okay so how do daily exposure Etfs work?

>> No.18208061

>>18208032
5% at the minimum

>> No.18208066

>>18208032
close -5% screencap this

>> No.18208068

>>18208010
well its hit 263 2x today, might hit it again before eod then pump will push it to 265

>> No.18208069

>>18208032
Dumping enough to crash this market. With no survivors.

>> No.18208073

>>18208032
dump is tomorrow

>> No.18208074
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...buy...

>> No.18208075

>>18207971
I literally just set sell limits and went back to sleep, just woke up, feels good man

>> No.18208080
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>>18208004
just NY politics, he wants to deflect from the fact NY should have had the earliest response and taken it the most serious of any state.

>> No.18208087
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18208087

NRZ, MFA, JNUG at stupid lows, how are these not the easiest profits

>> No.18208089

>>18208032
eod poomp today, doomp tomorrow

>> No.18208091

>>18208024
>SQ
IV is high but not over 100% so probably yeah

>> No.18208101

>>18208049
CX

>> No.18208116
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>>18207981
You filthy pig.

>> No.18208117

>>18208054
It’s roughly broken down by work week. That’s how I got it numbered.

>> No.18208118

is there any US based accumulating SP500 etf?
I know vanguard just released one but it has too low volume for me to consider

>> No.18208119

>>18208058
daily exposure ETFs reset your equity value daily meaning that if you go down 50% one day and go up 50% the next day you're actually down -25% on your total because the exposure resets daily.

>> No.18208134

>>18208074
No thank you

>> No.18208138

>>18208087
ETFs can go to zero at any time

>> No.18208139

>>18208020
based owlbro

keep having to kick these owl sluts out of my house, they fly down the chimney a couple times a year

>> No.18208148

Oil bros are we gonna see oil stocks getting lower or is everything priced in already? Any recommendations I'm planning on dumping my XOM shares soon.

>> No.18208154

>>18208119
Ah. Good point. Yeah you would have to zoom out, but I bet few ppl do that.

>> No.18208155

>>18208051
>Never. Sell.
there was a study on EOX stock that you actually lose lots of fucking money

>> No.18208162

>>18208020
that episode was disgusting

>> No.18208168

>>18208138
So then MFA and NRZ are solid bets then

>> No.18208172

>>18208162
if you're gay maybe

>> No.18208177

>>18208032
We pump to 3% out of negatives

>> No.18208188

>>18208148
Im mostly looking at my MLP CEF sinking on the way to dissolving.

>> No.18208192

>>18208172
even the main characters in the anime thought it was disgusting

>> No.18208199

>>18208148
I would be thrilled if they dumped in half to double my buying power. I'm never selling these things

>> No.18208208
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SPX better go to 2620 or I'll be furious
>>18208074
hell yes
>>18208020
freckles :o

>> No.18208217

>>18208117
Nice, I will use this when I get more capital.

>> No.18208225

>>18208192
stunks a homo for the elfboy, if you aren't excited by a female's ovulation you're gay and that's final

>> No.18208229

>>18208020
>>18208116
some of the worst quality 2D feetposting on any board, truly a dark age is upon us

>> No.18208241

>>18207989
>sticky notes stuck to the screen itself instead of the bezel
i'm fucking triggered, you psychopath

>> No.18208243

>>18208168 (&check)
Could be, idk. You should decide for yourself

>> No.18208254

>>18208117
Ah and, I see you have MO which looked good for divvies but does the 5yr trend worry you?

>> No.18208275

>>18208162
twas the best one you giganigger

>> No.18208283

>>18208117
Would PM be better than MO due to its international exposure?

>> No.18208286

>>18208229
This is modern anime. The good shit is long past.

>> No.18208299

Anyone else think Joe exotic is redpilled

>> No.18208300

if there was ever a day for based clack poster this is it. one way or the other the rest of the week is going to be violent

>> No.18208303

footfaggotry is the most boring, entry level fetish in the world, change my mind

>> No.18208310
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18208310

20k on SPY $200 JUN19 PUTs???

>> No.18208317

>>18208303
>having fetishes
Degenerate

>> No.18208328

>>18208303
what u into boy

>> No.18208334

>>18208254
I bought MO last year mainly for dudeweed and have kind of just held on to it since then.

>> No.18208335

>>18207937
Thank you for your service anon

>> No.18208355
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POWER HOUR INCOMING
SHOW ME YOUR nothingburger FACE

>> No.18208357

>>18208328
amputee futa bondage and onahole transformation, of course

>> No.18208361

>>18208310

How much of your account is that? I wouldn't put $20k on something that uncertain.

>> No.18208375

>>18208303
check out Mia Nicholette, you dumbass

>> No.18208393
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Tomorrow and Thursday is going to be a fucking shitshow.

>> No.18208403

>>18208393
Put money on if it if you really believe that.

>> No.18208419
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Hold til Friday?

>> No.18208421

>>18208361
More than I'd like but Im not going to give up until its all gone. FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET!

>> No.18208431

>>18208419
What underlying

>> No.18208432

>>18208393
First day of the month, will open green and do more crabbing like today.

>> No.18208441

So is buying pressure exhausted yet?

>> No.18208453

>>18208119
Huh?

>> No.18208463

>>18208419
I had the same option. Sold this morning.

>> No.18208468

>>18208421

Brah timing is a bitch and probably a bad idea for those of us out of the know, puts are carrying a high premium right now anyway. It would make more sense to save that to buy in when it dumps again.

I have $6k in puts right now and kind of regret it, they're July 17's though so I can wait this weird action out for a while.

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>>18208375
A-anon be careful...

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>>18208355

>> No.18208481

Downward pressure on the SPX, don't lose hope bobros

>> No.18208490

>>18208470
retard
https://de.pornhub.com/model/mianicolette

>> No.18208495

Someone explain to me the difference between stocks and ETFs as if I were bumbling retard.

>> No.18208504

>>18208495
no need to pretend lad
have you heard of google

>> No.18208505

>>18208431
F=Ford
>>18208419
I'm stuck holding the bag for a bunch of those rn. I'll hold til Friday I think the crash is this week.

>> No.18208508

>>18208495
stocks are ownership of an actual company ETFs track prices

>> No.18208509
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we got that bounce off, bearbros. the lines do NOT lie!

>> No.18208511

>>18208495
Also asking for a friend

>> No.18208512

anyone know VNQ alternatives on degiro?

>> No.18208513
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18208513

The bear cope here is laughable.

Face it, the most likely outcome is that the FED continues to pump until we re-open businesses. That means we'll get inflation but we won't get another crash. If you got puts, sell them soon and cut your losses.

>> No.18208515

>>18208468
BRUH $6k is my losses TODAY. Like I said, IM NOT STOPPING since Im already fucked.

>> No.18208516

>>18208495
an ETF is a group of stocks.

>> No.18208519

>another low volume dump
Tomorrow will bounce back, enjoy your crab market.

>> No.18208523

>>18208495
>Someone explain to me the difference between stocks and ETFs as if I were bumbling retard.
Stocks = specific company shares
ETFs = exchange traded funds that are composed of many stocks

>> No.18208527

Sqqq has gotta jump up in the next week or two right?

>> No.18208530

>>18208495
ETFs are buying and selling IOUs for parts of a bag full of stocks, because you're poor and can't afford to buy all the stocks in the ETF

>> No.18208534

>>18208495
Stock is the stock of 1 company. So, stock of shell is associated with shell.

Etf tracks different things. Can be a collection of stocks, but also derivatives

>> No.18208542
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today has been some surreal shit, all this garbage market had to do was crash
I want
>aapl below 200
>clr below 5
>viac below 8
>msft below 110
>sqq below 17
>tsla below 300
and it will happen, even the stupidest farmer will tell you a billion dollar is not edible in times of drought

>> No.18208547
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DAILY REMINDER
TIMING THE MARKET > TIME IN THE MARKET

>> No.18208553

>>18208513
We'll get neither inflation nor a crash. The FED will buy up everything with fake money at 0% interest and then sell it back to you for an equal amount of real money to pay back the fake money at the top.

>> No.18208558
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Reminder: So far this was only a normal correction of an overheated market. This is the point where the true corona correction (40M jobless ect) starts.

>> No.18208564

>>18208495
stock is stock
etf is multiple stocks at the same time
for example you can have a medicine ETF which consists of shares of 100 biggest medicine companies

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>>18208431

>>18208463
Lol. Some anon was positive there's be bad news this afternoon. Wonder if it's part of the ventilator fake news

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>>18208513
I AM INEVITABLE

>> No.18208587

>>18208523
>>18208530
>>18208534
Explain to me why my holdings in DFEN and JNUG are tanking. It's literally hemorrhaging me money out the ass.

>> No.18208591

>>18208515

At least consider July Spy $215's or something. You don't want to blow the whole account on a moonshot.

>> No.18208594

Fed opening a Repo Program with other central banks kek

>> No.18208596
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>>18208558
>>18208542
>>18208509
Well now you've done it, you've gone and boboposted in /smg/, now the line can only go up

>> No.18208597

when do they release unemployment numbers? on 4th?

>> No.18208599
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>>18208286
Oh, so you think you know all about it, yeah?

But yes, the days of comfy outlaw star and hakusho on adult swim are long gone.

>> No.18208602

>>18208495
Stocks are ownership in a specific company.

ETFs usually own stocks, but also other kinds of leveraged equities usually to track the price of an underlying asset. They are derivatives so there is the possibility for more counterparty risk or that they fail to track the underlying asset.

>> No.18208606

>>18208199
Yeah but do we think its going to dip, all the gains that I had today got wrecked by 1 eastern time i don't know what happened.

Also for the type of oil, which ones matter for the supermajores exactly WTI Crude, Brent, etc.?

>> No.18208612

>>18208547
Why not both?

>> No.18208614

>>18208587

Because you picked the two most pants on head retarded and irrational funds in the bunch?

>> No.18208615

>>18208596
I dont short I only wait for cheap entry points and forget about it for the next 2 years

>> No.18208619
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WHERE MY BVLL CHADS AT?

>> No.18208623

>>18208602
Thanks, friend.

>> No.18208624

>>18208587
Boeing and Raytheon are both down today, I can't be assed to check the rest. Your ETF should have a prospectus that tells you what companies are in it.

t. bought Raytheon this morning at $138.50 and mildly displeasd

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>>18208587
The US isnt bombing people right now and shiny rocks are useless.

>> No.18208628

Sold all my SDOW and bought Boeing, Airbus and Aercap

Fuck being a bear

>> No.18208637

>>18208419
F is dumping so maybe those will be worth something before Friday.

>> No.18208647
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HERE WE GO BOYS

>> No.18208648

Large Volume continuing the downward pressure on SPY

>> No.18208652
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Bear trap ready.

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>>18208587
lmao this nigga don't even know what a ETF is and he out here buying 3x leveraged ETFs

>> No.18208656

>>18208509
220 incoming
clack clack clack
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What the fuck was that?

>> No.18208662

>>18208628
YIKES simp

>> No.18208666

>>18208615
based and rational actor pilled

>>18208628
>crabbing down at the end of the month at the end of a quarter
>better sell my SDOW!
nigga today is the only day I'd be happy to buy more SDOW

>> No.18208676

>>18208587
Your ETFs are doing poorly because the companies it holds stock in are doing poorly. The top holdings of DFEN are BA and UTX, and both have gone down a ton recently. And DFEN is a 3X leveraged ETF so roughly speaking it moves 3 times as much as the underlying holdings.

>> No.18208685

>>18208647
Fookin hope

>> No.18208688
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Thinking of getting a few Tesla puts. Probably somewhere around [email protected] 4/19. Elon blowing his money on ventilators

>> No.18208689

Buy now for the end of day pumper

>> No.18208691

It begins.
YES YES YES

>> No.18208692

>>18208628
lol thanks based market changer

>> No.18208694

where my pink wojaks at?

>> No.18208697

>>18208599
Once you have a taste of the good stuff, there's no going back. I have no one else to thank or blame except myself for this.

>> No.18208699

>>18208652
>he owns a bear trap
Nice

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>>18208694

>> No.18208705

>>18208647
Look at that it made a new daily low. Still not enough pressure to go down.

>> No.18208708
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ITS HAPPENING

>> No.18208711
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Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking this.

>> No.18208712

>>18208676
Should I hold on and ride it out, or do these holdings stand no chance of rebounding?

>> No.18208717
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18208717

SQQQ SQUAD

SOUND OFF

>> No.18208719

>>18208688
dubs demand

>> No.18208720

>>18208688
don't do it bro

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>>18208688
>shorting Tesla
Many stronger have come before you and failed, adventurer. Turn back while you can.

>> No.18208728
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This is just the beginning.

>> No.18208729

>>18208587
JNUG is a levered ETF. Look up the math behind those. Take a look at the term compound interest too. In investing, losses hurt more than gains help.

If you have 100$ and lose 10%, you are at 90$. You'd need around 11% gain to break even.

JNUG triples that effect due to it being a triple leveraged etf

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Dumbfuck bobos, it's gonna rally into the end, ever heard of pension fund quarter-end rebalancing?

>> No.18208733

That's it I'm buying the dip
I've been sitting in cash for a week

>> No.18208738

>>18208688
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two people you probably shouldn’t bet against.

>> No.18208740

EOD SQQQ RALLY I MAY GET TO UNLOAD THIS SHIT YET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18208591
I've got tons of other resources so losing it will not affect me beside my ego. However, I lost a lot in this manipulated market and I'm going to make it back somehow.

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18208743

>>18208628
... just hold some DOG if you want to hedge or something

>> No.18208746

IT HAS BEGUN. The Great Correction is near. I should warn you it's going to cleanse all shitty unprofitable companies with weak balance sheets. And yes by that I mean your shitty biotech stocks and crappy tech IPO's from last year.

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>>18208732
Priced in.

>> No.18208752

SHOW ME, WHO FUCKING SOLD HIS PUTS AT THE END (!!!!!!!) OF THE RED MONTH??????

>> No.18208754
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YOU SLEEP NOW BULLTARD

>> No.18208759

>>18208712
Okay friend, I'm going to give you some actual not a meme tips here
>stop buying 3x leverage products, just stop
>if you want to buy a stock, go to finviz.com and look at the pretty numbers, learn what they do
>if you want to buy an ETF, find the prospectus and read it
You are now smarter than literally 99% of retail investors

>> No.18208763

>>18208733
Nice FOMO.

>> No.18208765

And walla just like that SPY will never go above 260 again

>> No.18208766

>>18208733
Wait till tomorrow. If it's mostly green buy.

>> No.18208767
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>>18208697
You’re focusing only on what you don’t like. So be it.

>> No.18208772

I'm only down 50% now, suck it bulls

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RED
E
D

>> No.18208785

>>18208746
Amen

>> No.18208794

tariff news about to send aapl to the moon

>> No.18208798

OH FUCK OH FUCK WHERES THE FUCKING PUMP WHY DID THEY STOP PUMPING

>> No.18208799

Pump Rejected, SPY 5 MOVAVG is past the 200 day once again.

>> No.18208805

>>18208759
thisx1,000. Every newfag thinks they're going to strike gold when they find 3xETFs. They are fucking dangerous bro stop buying them and in the name of the Emperor stop holding them.

>> No.18208806

>>18208712
If there was clear that they have no chance of rebounding the price would be 0. So yes, they can rebound. But you should be aware that you're holding high-risk stuff. I would recommend getting into something else if you don't understand how leveraged ETFs work, or you just don't want to worry about huge swings every day.

>> No.18208810

Bobros are we going to make it!?

>> No.18208814

>-1.9% day after a 3% up day
Keep grasping over EOM rebalancing bobos. We're just headed for more green ahead.

>> No.18208815

OMG I AM LOSING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

WHY THE FUCK

I HAVE BOUGHT X5 CALLS

WTFFFFF

>> No.18208817
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>> No.18208820

I don't understand why everyone is selling at 3:25 when everyone knows the pumps start at 3:30.

>> No.18208824

WHY ARE THEY LETTING IT DROP WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18208826
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18208826

DUMP IT

>> No.18208828

>>18208794
>moonposters

already too late, sell

>> No.18208830

no problem bobos, I bought a call at the top, maby I can finally sell off my SQQQ soon.

>> No.18208832

>>18208759
>finviz.com

Thanks, friend. I'll try to learn as much as I can through that website.

>> No.18208833

>>18208815
bruh I told you not to.

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18208840

bought 75 shares at 19.07, see you bobos on top!

>> No.18208841
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>>18208750
Oh sweet justice

>> No.18208842
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18208842

>They bought?
>Initate CRAB-19

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>>18208814
Rebalance is priced in.

>> No.18208847

>>18208814
markets bouncing 20% in crashes has only happens 100 times in history when will you dumb bullniggers learn. this is the most obvious market crash i've ever seen and if you don't think we're going to at least -50% you are mentally retarded

>> No.18208852
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18208852

Truth is, the market was rigged from the start.

>> No.18208854

>>18208828
why would i sell aapl when i already bought it in a dip. even if it drops lower i'm not going to fomo myself out of the guaranteed gains i already secured

>> No.18208856

>>18208820
Because its going to drop more. There are no more pumps.

>> No.18208857

Why is REFR dumping so much :(

>> No.18208858

So what stocks are you buying while they're low?

>> No.18208859

>>18208824
No idea, maybe because we're in a global pandemic humanitarian crisis that's already a recession growing into a global depression?

>> No.18208862
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18208862

Continue the dump

>> No.18208863
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>>18208612
>Time your time in

GENIUS

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>>18208815
LMAO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ON THE CUSP OF THE WORST Q1 CALL SINCE 08 LMAOO

>> No.18208870

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os90HyZBSUY&feature=youtu.be

>> No.18208871

Why do so many people buy calls at the top and puts at the bottom?

>> No.18208876
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What's this pattern called?

>> No.18208883

>>18208652
Arm it and toss something into it, pussy.

>> No.18208890
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18208890

>be me
>think it’s going to dump
>buy a NVDA and an AMD because they’re down 5%
>don’t want to DCA anymore into DOG

AAAAAAAAAA
WTF AM I DOING AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18208891

>>18208876
see >>18208711
The happy Apu

>> No.18208894
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>>18208871
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

>> No.18208895

Oh no is Jerome firing up the bazooka?

>> No.18208897

>>18208858
People will call me crazy, but SPR. They're a Boeing and Airbus contractor who's stock got obliterated by the drop, but they have plenty of cash on hand and a lot of great assets. Good company for a great price.

>> No.18208901

>>18208767
So be it indeed. I've basically just switched to reading manga anyways. On a friendlier note, how are you holding up in all of this anon?

>> No.18208903

>>18208876
Buy high sell low

>> No.18208910
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18208910

>this vertical pump

HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
>HE'S HERE

>> No.18208912

>>18208876
Sweet, sweet bear justice.

>> No.18208913

>>18208876
heading DOWntown

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18208917

JEROME
LOAD PUMP.EXE

>> No.18208918

Fucking Raytheon needs to pump

>> No.18208922

>>18208895
bazooka is empty

>> No.18208923

>>18208820
Bearcucks prepping the bull

>> No.18208926

>>18208871
because of FOMO

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>>18208910
Go all in now!!!!

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18208936

>>18208862

>> No.18208947

Is it a good idea to buy and hold Apache (APA)? Once oil comes back up, I feel like it's going to moon.

>> No.18208951

>>18208890
>its going to dump more
>should of bought
>should of sold

ahh the complexity of man

>> No.18208957

>>18208876
Fed printer broke at 12:30PM.

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it is time

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18208968

>Duump eet!

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>>18208958

>> No.18208992

>>18208858
Shell A so far
Thinking of getting bank stocks too, bit want to first research that more

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Its our time now bears

>> No.18209001
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>>18207971
Winrar

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>>18208977
>he fell for the bear trap

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18209005

Highest rise in US infections ever incoming. Buy the dip idiots, everything is priced in, everything is bullish.

>> No.18209008

PRINTER JAM AND OUR INTERN IS OUT SICK
WE ARE ALSO RUNNING OUT OF THE BLOOD OF FISCAL CONSERVATIVES
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>t. Not Jerome

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Bulls were so fucking cocky today

ENDLESS bullposting
Even delusional bulls claiming they would be fucking rich off x20 calls

AND NOW JUSTICE IS SERVED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BYE BYE MUMU

LUCKY FOR YOU ROPE PRICES SHOULD GO DOWN TOO

>> No.18209011

A big wallet sold but otherwise still no action still rising slowly.

>> No.18209017

boeing dipping... might wanna buy now

>> No.18209021

Next 20 minutes are end of day bvlltrap.
> muh jerome
> muh quarter end rebal
> muh ppt
The last 10 minutes will be death.

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18209023

HEY MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?
DON'T WORRY MUMU
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR GIRL FOR YOU KEK

>> No.18209024

JPOW YOU CANT FIGHT THE LOW VOLUME ALGO EOD DUMP NOOOOOO

>> No.18209026
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18209030

I am financially ruined.

>> No.18209032

i had shares in AMRN.
send me your prayers anons. I know I'm retarded, I was just starting out when I bought in like an idiot

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18209037

>>18209001

>> No.18209038
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18209038

>amrn

>> No.18209040

>>18209030
Same lol

>> No.18209041

deos anyone here have schwab? wtf is this bullshit about .65 fee per options contract? so i have to spend $65 every time i want to buy a call? these fucking cuntrags

>> No.18209048

>>18209032
Never buy biotech

>> No.18209050

Wow -1.5% how can this ever recover.

>> No.18209057

>>18209041
$.65 per contract, not share.

>> No.18209060

>>18208624
You hodl it?

>> No.18209064

>>18209048
Why not?

>> No.18209068

>>18209032
don't panic sell, it could bounce back if they appeal the decision

>> No.18209069

>>18209041

That's standard, and it's literally just 65 cents total not 65 dollars lol. Purely processing costs.

>> No.18209072

>>18209032
My laughs is all you will receive from me

>> No.18209077

>>18209048
yeah I've learned my lesson.

>> No.18209083

>>18208901
Is there anything you like from 2015 onwards?

>> No.18209087

>mfw I bought IVR on friday
-40% and counting. Housing market is about to set on fire

>> No.18209091

>>18209060
yeah raytheon is a long hold for me, I was originally in at $107 but I was a dumb bear and sold it to buy SQQQ

>> No.18209092

-2.12%

>> No.18209098

>>18209064
Boomvestors cannot appraise it. Lots of roadblocks to market deployment that take years. Too much insider trading.
They shouldn't be but they are used as pump and dumps.

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>tfw you see the bobos were right

>> No.18209102

>>18209048
only buy biotech if you actually know whta the fuck they are doing.

>> No.18209104

Imagine not booking a seat on the end of day pump express

>> No.18209107
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Rally into close dumbfuck bears, we will end flat to slightly green and I will laugh as you cry

>> No.18209108

>>18209023
that's a man.

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>>18208901
I’m trying man, I think I’m beating the market but I’m still down and now may have to be verrrrry patient.

And a little stressed hearing about trouble brewing in the supply chain. Being extremely careful about everything because can’t risk relatives getting the coof.

How you doing?

>> No.18209119

>>18209087
67.8 dividend yield? wat?

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18209120

Using some of my stock bucks on a Corona-chan commission lads

>> No.18209121

>>18208602
Recommend one I can pay monthly into please

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>>18209107
hehe, I remember your post... we'll see

>> No.18209133

>>18209104
yeah that's not been proven wrong multiple times now...

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>>18209023
Not cute enough.

>> No.18209140

>>18209023

wtf why is there stiff human arm laying on the floor

>> No.18209141

>>18209108
god I hope so

>> No.18209158

And just like that, we're never dropping below 258 SPY again.

>> No.18209160

So what made the market take a shit after the opening rally? I stopped paying attention for a few hours and came back to red.

>> No.18209161

>>18209050
This. Bearfags are literally creaming themselves over -1.5%?

>> No.18209164

>>18209121
VGT

>> No.18209166

>>18209107
If we end under 2600 you will be absolutely fucking ruined

let me repeat, if 2600 is rejected BVLLS are going back to the cuck shed

>> No.18209170

Why are my s&p puts not mooning if s&p is down? S&p up I'm red, s&p down I'm red. What the fuck?

>> No.18209173

>>18209023
>imagine wanting an absolute whore as hole
yikes

>> No.18209174

>>18209121
If you just want to blindly pay into an ETF until you retire, either a market fund or a dividend fund

Just search "dividend ETF" and find one with good returns and low overhead

>> No.18209178

Why the fuck is Ford stock tanking?

>> No.18209188

>>18209178
You were warned

>> No.18209189
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18209189

>he thought it was a dump?
>POMP EET

>> No.18209193

Ah fuck the pump it's coming

>> No.18209198

>>18209178
You didn't hear the news? they're suspending indefinitely all NA production operations

>> No.18209199

>>18209188
But muh ventilators.

>> No.18209202

>>18208717
I would be buying the shit out of sqqq right now

>> No.18209204

>>18209091
Went balls deep in defense and oil like a retard, but I rather let them sit and wait.

>> No.18209205

Thought I was the only coke addict round these parts..

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>>18209121
awooooooo with VOO

>> No.18209209

>>18209140
OD'd on the milkers

>> No.18209211

>>18209170
His name is IV and he has a crush on you.
Now enjoy the hard green fed dildo.

>> No.18209215

>>18209199
INVOKE "P" FOR PEEPEE

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>>18209158
Bears what happened? We used to be so feared. That all we have left now?

>> No.18209228
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18209228

bullchads win again. thanks for playing, r****t.

>> No.18209229

>>18209199
Some random guy posted in here like 10x today saying F will plummet

No idea why but he was right kek

>> No.18209231

>>18209198
how the fuck can this not be priced in if everything else is priced in?

>> No.18209237

>>18209188
that dude said to buy at 4

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brookfield what are you doing

>> No.18209249

Any Proud CUK in here?
Divvie looks tasty

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Am I diversified enough bro's or should I throw in some TQQQ for good measure?

>> No.18209255

>>18209231
You fell for the bull memes

>> No.18209268

>>18209240
Ugly ui

>> No.18209269

>>18209170
Basically fuck you

>> No.18209272

>>18209237
Yeah he was saying sell at 5 this morning because it would drop to 4 eod

>> No.18209273

>>18209199
When companies make shit forno profit, that's doesn't mean they moon.

>> No.18209278

Which dividend focused Vanguard fund do you anons recommend?

>> No.18209282

>>18209255
checked
and priced in pilled.

>> No.18209287

>>18209231
Nothing is actually priced in. Did you actually believe the meme?

>> No.18209288

>>18208087
Wait nrz is an etf that can go to 0... Oh shit what have i done

>> No.18209292

>Louisiana 1212 new cases

lmao where's that idiot from over the weekend who said Corona was over because Louisiana only had 200 cases?

>> No.18209302

>>18209240
Should have bought BEP.

>> No.18209311

>>18209240
I still don’t understand why Brookfield’s gotten hit so hard, but I’m holding til 2040 for those sweet sweet divvies so I don’t care

>> No.18209314

get the fuck out of your calls or face the consequences. eom rebalancing is over

>> No.18209317

>>18209268
I agree, bad UI, lacking features, no options, Wealthsimple sucks

It's also the only Canadian broker with no commission and I'm poorfag enough that commissions matter

>> No.18209319

Where's that retard bull who spent the entire day screeching about closing at 2900? Did you kill yourself yet?

>> No.18209321

>>18209278
why do you want a dividend etf

>> No.18209325
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>>18209023
ʞƎʞ ∩OY ɹOℲ ˥ɹIפ ɹ∩OY ℲO Ǝɹ∀Ɔ Ǝʞ∀ ˥˥,I
∩W∩W YɹɹOM ,NOp
¿∩W∩W Y∀ʞO ∩OY Ǝɹ∀
¿Y∀ʞO ∩OY Ǝɹ∀ ∩W∩W YƎH

>> No.18209327

>>18209288
No it isn’t, but this isn’t the economic climate I would want to own it for.

>> No.18209333

>>18209311
The CEO doesn't either, did you read the letter to shareholders? It was basically "coronavirus doesn't impact our core business at all and the actual value of our business remains unchanged. Enjoy the 50% off sale!"

>> No.18209334

I fought the fed and Jerome won

>> No.18209337

HOL UP.
Didn't Bobo that fag tell me whole weekend its gonna be so bloody monday. And whole yesterday that it is going to be such a bloody tuesday.
Is dis bobo guy a liar or what??

>> No.18209338

>>18209287
it unironically is
smart investors at large companies arent just twiddling their thumbs all day waiting for the news
they've all adjusted their positions in the market to reflect the worst news coming

>> No.18209350

>>18208577
Ahhhh i shouldve bought those puts!!!

>> No.18209351

>>18209005
>Highest rise in US infections ever incoming
I doubt it will be massive increase on paper. Testing capacity has been crippled for the past week. Case positive rate skyrocketing tells this.

Might go to 22-24K but true case increase is higher.

>> No.18209352

>>18209314
No.

>> No.18209358

>>18209337
>the spy is ONLY -1.5% after over a week of solid bull activity
you bull cucks are too much, holy fucking shit

>> No.18209359

>>18209321
Doesn't have to be an ETF, could be an index...anyways I want a dividend focused fund because I want cash flow; in addition, in light of the Fed pumping so much money into the equities market, I believe that chasing dividends is more prudent than chasing overall yield.

>> No.18209362

>>18209337
These are the bulls tricking retards into giving them money. Don't go short, we will hit 30K DOW

>> No.18209363

the last 1 hour is a fractal of this crash since the very start, it also decides which way we go in the next 2 weeks.

>> No.18209366

>>182
>>18209254
nah you'll be fine but it's going to hurt as you hold for the next month. but after that you'll be seeing green and lots of it

>> No.18209367

This pump is pathetic, we were supposed to end green.

>> No.18209368
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pump at 3:50
massive dump at 3:59

>> No.18209369

>>18209358
But I aint bleeding

>> No.18209370

>>18209292
I was debating him too, but gave up because he's too far gone.

>> No.18209373

We're closing at $260

>> No.18209376

>>18208732
Prices in you mumus

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>>18209352
based retard

>> No.18209380

>>18209338
they are going to be adjusting day by day then.
because they are flying by the seat of their pants in such a volatile market.

>> No.18209381

>>18209368
Me in the bags

>> No.18209388

>>18209164
Do you have to but exact units or is there a platform that lets you buy n like a be certain amount of dollars worth

>> No.18209399

>>18209363
Like Friday where it dropped 4% from the top but still climbed up all the way and more in a day?

>> No.18209400
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>losing steam after that rally
>final 10 minutes coming up

>> No.18209405

>>18209378
Nope. I keep DCAing into bear funds. So basically we’re going to pump and institutional money decided the feds can keep the real estate market from collapsing when renters default.

>> No.18209408

>>18209362
>we will hit 30k DOW
I agree, we will hit 30K DOW during Trump's presidency for sure. It will be a great milestone for President Elect Pence and Vice President Elect Haley in 2024.

>> No.18209431
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OH YEAH DADDIII

>> No.18209435
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DUMP IT

>> No.18209436
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POWER DUMP INCOMING

>> No.18209439

>>18209359
>so much money into the equities market
source?

>> No.18209440

$4 put on F for $6 is it worth it? 4/3 expiry

>> No.18209447
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Hey bearbros, I think you dropped this.

>> No.18209448

lmao what was that surge

>> No.18209449

>>18209325
underrated

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>> No.18209462

that fucking volume spike

>> No.18209468

PRINTER IS ON

I REPEAT

PRINTER IS ON

>> No.18209469

Err bullcucks?

>> No.18209470

>>18209359
Vanguard is your bet bet from what I understand. The fire plebbitors have autistically got it down to a science. /Biz/ is for gambling and shit posting, not long term investing. Especially not with the current market, this is heaven for shit posting gambling niggers like myself.

Btw all in sqqq, we might not have a massive crash but we are due for a 10% drop at least.

>> No.18209472

>>18209439
He’s wrong.
They’re buying bond ETFs, no stocks.

>> No.18209475

>over 3M volume in this dump attempt
>2M instantly bought back up
Thanks for the cheapies.

>> No.18209480

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18209481

LMFAO MUH PENSION FUND REBALACNING THAT WAS PATHETIC THAT IS WHAT ALL OF LAST WEEK'S RALLY WAS BASED ON NOW GET READY FOR THE DUMPENING U UTTERLY RETARDED BULLFAGGOTS

>> No.18209485

>>18209468
Jerome must have fallen asleep a few hours ago, woke up with a vengeance

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>> No.18209496

New thread you nignogs

>> No.18209500
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>yes sir if like to buy 2,000,000 shares of SPY with a market order pls

>> No.18209503

QUICK NEW BREAD BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>18209497
>>18209497
>>18209497
>>18209497

>> No.18209504

>>18209475
When will you have a better chance.

>> No.18209506

FUCK I REALLY WANT TO BUY RTN RIGHT NOW

>> No.18209507

>>18209363
the prophecy has been written, and it is fucky wucky

>> No.18209510

>>18209475
Where do you get the exact numbers?

>> No.18209511

WHAT IS SPY CLOSING AT?

>> No.18209513

most volume all day, wow.

>> No.18209518
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>bought SPY 257 call when it was at 256.5, sold when it was 258.5 for $60 profit in 10 minutes
le crabe wins again

>> No.18209522

>>18209472
Should I buy bond ETFs to harvest free Powell money?

>> No.18209527

>>18209481
Schools really need to open back up

>> No.18209528

>>18209496
>too lazy to do it himself
calls us nignogs

>> No.18209549

>>18209511
Somewhere between zero and infinity is my best guess.

>> No.18209560

>>18209083
There was a few. Let's see, assasination classroom, overlord, IBO, and one punch man in 15, drifters, MHA, Mob, yugioh dsod in 16, and I think I went completely to manga starting 17. I've definitely watched more when I was in college but memories are starting to get fuzzy. But I still remember shit from when I was kid. It's weird.

>> No.18209564

>>18209549
True if true.

>> No.18209583

So why the fuck do I have to have 25k to day trade? Why am I not allowed to snowball making 50-100 dollars here and there a day?

>> No.18209603

>>18209111
Bought PM's on January and went cash, food, and guns on end of February. I've been waiting since.

>> No.18209666

Fordmanufacturing in North America is now on indefinite hold due to the continual spread ofCoronavirus. In a press release from March 31, the automaker announced it was suspending planned openings of certain plants in Mexico and the United States, with no new dates scheduled at this time.

>> No.18209688

>>18209522
I've been trying out BND idk

>> No.18209719

>>18208542
>msft
my sex first teacher? wtf?

>> No.18209735
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This was just the preview for tomorrow. No holds barred, every man for themselves, April 1st.

>> No.18209759

>>18209583
Poor people should just KYS.

>> No.18209786

>>18209366
Cool, that's what I'm hoping. Still got another 120k I'm planning on dropping in if the price dips again. In the meantime I'll just sell puts at the prices I'm wanting to buy anyway. If I get my buys great, otherwise thanks for the premium and I'll keep reselling the pits as they expire. I can't wait to see how fat I'm sitting on the other side of this

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>>18209735
Anyone else working on fake press releases?

>> No.18209819

>>18208470
>>18208490
lol

>> No.18209821

>>18209492
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

>> No.18209824

>>18209666
$4 here we come!! Satan trips checked.

>> No.18210658

>>18209449
yvan eht nioj

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