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>> No.18184138
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FIFST

>> No.18184144

Well I've lost 30% of my savings for no reason. Time to go back to passive investing in index funds.

>> No.18184147

Did we hit the ceiling at 260? Is it safe to buy SQQQ now?

>> No.18184148
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HONK HONK FUCK BEARS

>> No.18184150

>he's not buying SU calls

>> No.18184152

I'm tired of this bullish bearish shit

ill wait until all markets get stable so i can cash in

>> No.18184153
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>>18184122
kys

>> No.18184154

BULLS
ON
PARADE

>> No.18184159

Sorry bear bros, i switched to bullish and I’m actually making money again

I’ll be in the green in a few days

>> No.18184161
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18184161

it's time

>> No.18184164

>>18184111
Eh, it's up over 2% in a day. You wouldn't say buying has picked back up again? What happens when it does, then: +20% in a day?

>> No.18184168
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former bear here

I said if monday was big red I would accept jerome powell as my lord and savior

today I have sold my DRV, bought BMO, KTOS, and AC

lookin strongly at SPR, CSCO, NET, RTN, MSFT (but I want the latter four to drop more before I buy)

>> No.18184172
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>>18184154
PRIDE PARADE

>> No.18184173
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stay long until we get a bounce from the announcement that hydroxychloroquine+a+zs works, it will be big. then buy puts on the rip. you're welcome.

>> No.18184174
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It's Honkler's world now, we're just living in it

>> No.18184175
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Rebalancing ends this week. Just HODL, bears. Our day will come.

>> No.18184176

BIZ BROS. WHATS GOING ON?????
THEY SAID MILLIONS CAN DIE, MILLIONS LOST THEIR JOBS, MILLIONS OF BUSINESSES ARE SHUT DOWN
WHY ARE WE GREEN??????!

>> No.18184180

How should I go about investing or trading SOXL or TECL if im a poorfag? I dont want to miss the ride up

>> No.18184181

I'M NOT GETTING FILLED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18184189

>>18184176
Because they're willing to destroy the dollar just to keep stonks up

>> No.18184191

>>18184173
>hydroxychloroquine+a+zs
It doesn't

>> No.18184194

>>18184176
new yorkers dying means less gibs/drain and thus a stronger economy

>> No.18184200

>>18184176
because king cheeto needs to be reelected.

>> No.18184204
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18184204

when will it crash /biz/ ?

>> No.18184206

I am financially ruined

>> No.18184208

>>18184176
Old people dying is actually beneficial to the economy.

>> No.18184211

>>18184181
Lewd

>> No.18184212

>>18184181
>I'M NOT GETTING FILLED
Make a grindr account.

>> No.18184214

>>18184144
damn. I guess you didn't beat the market after all

>> No.18184216

Come on we need to push through 2600

>> No.18184220

>>18184176
The DOW demands a blood sacrifice

>> No.18184225
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>>18184168

>> No.18184224

>>18184204
Earlier this month

>> No.18184227

Anyone holds dragerwerk (DRW3.DE)? Never been so lucky with a stock in my entire life. Just stumbled upon it online, and thought to myself "it hasn't crashed in this market, and produces pandemic stuff, why not go all in" and holy shit im happy right now.
No idea if i should sell or not

>> No.18184228

Can they unironically keep printing? Isn’t there a huge issue if they do this? Didn’t this happen to Japan in the 80s or something?

>> No.18184231

>>18184122
dont change the /smg/ title retard, we are using it to search the thread.

>> No.18184241

sold my calls too early today, yikes

>> No.18184246
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>>18184216
if we push through 260 on spy we're going to 300, and this clown market will go from temporary to permanent. I refuse to believe that's possible.

>> No.18184250

>>18184175
>Rebalancing ends this week.
>Just wait until jobless claims
>Just wait until rebalancing
>Just wait...
I swear some of these bears are hidden bulls trying to lure people in.

>> No.18184258

In an hour or two we'll finally break SPY 260 and people can stop denying the worst of things is over.

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>>18184122
Still not even 9/11 levels

>> No.18184262
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>I just realized what priced in means.

>> No.18184264

>>18184228
It's just number anon, anything is possible

>> No.18184267

The rightful and legitimate /smg/ thread is here.

>>18184237
>>18184237
>>18184237
>>18184237

/cmg/ is an imposter!

>> No.18184271

>/cmg/
lmao r*ddit is SEETHING that they missed the bottom

>> No.18184277
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pricedinception

>> No.18184280

Should have taken my gains a week ago, got too cocky. At least i'm outperforming the market

>> No.18184282

Honestly? Fuck fedniggers and fuck orange man bad. They have sold usa future for a temporary stabilization.

>> No.18184286
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What's with volume spikes at open and then taper off to nothing?

>> No.18184287

>>18184259
Give it like, 6 hours or something.

>> No.18184288
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>>18184122
Before we end the corona we must end the real virus smug debiru posting

>> No.18184296
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>>18184259
motherfuckers missed two numbers after 6, what is this fucking bullshit HAHAHAH, they cry about china fucking around with their numbers, and now they are cooking the books as well, HAHAHAH

>> No.18184310

>>18184208
This. Corona is an economic enema. Just gonna flush out all the garbage that’s been backed up forever. Fuck grandma.

>> No.18184309

>>18184286
>why does volume spike after being unable to trade since the day before right to right when market opens
Hmm I wonder why.

>> No.18184322
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18184322

I am seriously considering selling all my nigger puts at a 60%+ loss. Some expire 4/3, some 4/9, some 4/17. Someone talk some sense into me before I break.

>> No.18184331

It looks like Microsoft is single handedly holding this entire clown market up. I'm glad I cut my losses and made the call. Will probably only be a little red instead of entirely btfo.

>> No.18184334

>>18184277

Well I think the perception that "the 'priced in' being priced in" is priced in.

>> No.18184335

>>18184309
is it (((them)))?

>> No.18184337

>>18184286
Hedging out overnight delta and sheeeit

>> No.18184338

>>18184286
open and close are algo territory

>> No.18184339

>>18184228
Who knows, but we're too small to affect anything. All I know is that even if the biggest market whale in the world decided to dump everything right now the FED and trump will hold the bags and it won't drop below the previous bottom.

>> No.18184343

>>18184277
so what does that mean

>> No.18184348

>>18184322
the moment you do, the markets will drop
please do it

>> No.18184354

>realize i somehow always get reversed and i buy the peaks
>think for a moment
>i figure out the secret
>buy shares, then buy puts or short the indexes
>i can't lose
It all makes sense now

>> No.18184357

>>18184322
DO IT HURRY

>> No.18184358

Any SQQQ fags SEETHING right now?

I know I am

>> No.18184360

>>18184322
Same boat. I was planning to sell all my 4/3 eod. I lost so much...

>> No.18184364

>>18184322
I did the same at open Bought calls and already recovered $400 of my -$1400 lost

>> No.18184365
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>>18184250
OK (((BULL)))

>> No.18184368

>>18184191
we'll see.
>Novartis CEO "Pre-clinical studies in animals as well as the first data from clinical studies show that hydroxychloroquine kills the coronavirus," Pfizer also doing tests.

>> No.18184382

>>18184208
>>18184310
>this is what your home trader believes
The amount of stupidity in these posts is outstanding. Take a wild guess on what happens when an entire generation of workers disappears. Is jarome going to learn the tasks and pick up after them? Lmao.

>> No.18184384

>>18184322
Nigger don't do it. Always go down with the ship fucking ALWAYS. Don't be a bitch and sell at a loss. You should always be all in or not at all. You will hate yourself if the market turns around and you sold at a loss. Consider that money to not even exist and calm down.

>> No.18184386

>>18184343
that boy needs therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

>> No.18184396

>>18184358
How bad is it brother? bought in at 22.49 myself

>> No.18184399

>>18184358
Holding for the rest of week, it's not going to go down for much longer

>> No.18184400

I'm getting rock hard just imagining how fast we will skyrocket to ATHs if hodroxywhatever actually turns out to be the miracle cure

>> No.18184403

RIP 260

>> No.18184404
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>>18184396
>bought at $24

>> No.18184408

>>18184339
Government can just buy share like this with no consequence? Is this a legal thing or does that just not matter anymore?

>> No.18184411

Boeing trending back up. Hope you bought that dip..

>> No.18184414
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>>18184331

>That little green square in the top left is holding the entire market up

You are a prime candidate for passive index investing my friend.

>> No.18184415

>>18184399
Keep telling yourself that bobo

>> No.18184418
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>>18184360
i feel your pain
>>18184384
but bro look at this post >>18184364

>> No.18184420

>>18184176
It'll be closer to 20K max. The news are being faggots

>> No.18184422

>>18184343
he's suggesting that the economic fallout is not priced in, unironically

>> No.18184430

>>18184404
Ouch!

>> No.18184433

I bought 4/17 spy 210 puts for $8.50 (averaged down to $5.50) that are now trading at $2.50, get on my level

>> No.18184435

>>18184382
>aged 60+ people
>working class
>forgetting about chang, juan and tishana

>> No.18184443

>>18184396
>>18184404
I bought SDOW at $60.

>> No.18184451

>>18184122
would you rather go into a bear market or a bull market but it's priced in basically the equivalent of toilet paper???? fuckin fed let the market clear out the garbage

>> No.18184461

>>18184322
just dont all in and hedge next time

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>>18184433
I bought 200 4/17 at 223.

>> No.18184473

>>18184368
>data from clinical studies show that hydroxychloroquine kills the coronavirus
That would mean it's literally a cure for the common cold, lol.

>> No.18184477

>>18184408
They can get companies to buy shares with their backing, China has these NGOs that work as the middle man while the CCP still controls everything.

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>>18184322
>I am seriously considering selling all my nigger puts
>my nigger puts
this is why i love this board. and i'm not even racist, but this lingo is always hilarious to me

>> No.18184495

>>18184286
>>18184309
why don't we just we just keep the markets open 24/7 like the shitcoin exchanges?

>> No.18184496

Just bought 75k of my favorite stocks,
you can buy your puts&shorts now

>> No.18184510

>>18184322
look at today's VOLUME. its fucking laughable. what does this mean? buyers are not interested in buying at these prices. so what will happen? price will fall until buyers are once again interested. how much will it fall? no idea but it will. wait until the end of the week before you sell at a loss.

>> No.18184511

>>18184435
> chinks or spics in the trades.
Impossible they cannot even read the language to apply for a trade school

>> No.18184520

>>18184511
>trade school
Haha, you still don't get it anon.

>> No.18184522

>>18184322
>he sold his puts
>domp it

>> No.18184523

>>18184415
I'm willing to lose what I put in I got alot more in TQQQ

>> No.18184525

>>18184495
then the unemployed goyim might be able to sneak in some profit while Mr. Shekelberg is asleep, or prohibited from trading on Shabbat

>> No.18184528
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>>18184510
>>18184461
>>18184384
>>18184348
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH okay I shall ignore the siren song of the jews.

>> No.18184531

>>18184386
Based avalancheposter

>> No.18184535

>>18184510
Not really, it means sellers aren't really interested in selling and find holding more enticing and that there's a small excess of buyers so we are going up.

>> No.18184542

Market running up for a quick pump and dump because of pension rebalancing?

>> No.18184545

>>18184204
I've lost 2k being bear I don't know what to do now

>> No.18184553

>>18184523
wait you have both SQQQ and TQQQ?

>> No.18184556

>>18184520
>hehe i have secret knowledge you have that no-one else does
You larping faggot if you were important enough to know anything different you wouldn’t be here posting on /biz/

>> No.18184569

>>18184227
Sell

>> No.18184577
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>>18184523
bears, this is the IQ level you are operating on

>> No.18184578

>>18184477
Feels very illegal, but I guess technically not. Would this be called insider trading?

>> No.18184581

I love watching bears and bulls lose their savings. Im up 24% so far playing this crab market. Fuck bobo, and fuck bulls.

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>>18184473
yeah pretty much

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>>18184535

>> No.18184607

>>18184282
>Honestly? Fuck fedniggers and fuck orange man bad. They have sold usa future for a temporary stabilization.
I'm not American or particularly fond of Trump but
> What is every administration since JFK got shot for 8 Trillion

>> No.18184612
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why the fuck is the market up? every country could fire off their nuclear arsenal and extinguish all life on this faggot earth and the only thing left when the radiation settles would be cockroaches, algos trading bullish and a dow that just hit 50k

>> No.18184616

>>18184581
Based and crab pilled

>> No.18184617

>>18184511
>Trade school
Dunno about spics, but chinks are smarter than whites on average so that's why they'd shun low iq work

>> No.18184619

>>18184612
quarterly rebalancing bro

>> No.18184637

>>18184414
>6% of SPY going to the moon doesn't matter.

>> No.18184642

>>18184600
That's pretty swell.

>> No.18184661

>>18184122
So much longer before the dollar unironically collapses?

>> No.18184670

>>18184661
the bigger problem is dollar strength tbqh

>> No.18184671
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STOCKS ONLY GO UP

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>the fingerprint sensor on my phone just stopped working
>battery dieing
>don't want to buy a new phone because that means less stonk money

>> No.18184675

>>18184578
No they are buying everything indiscriminately with no plan on dumping. They aren't trying to take anyone's money on the contrary they are signaling to people to keep their money in instead of willingly giving it to them.

>> No.18184679

how can I turn $954.45 into $1,000,000?

>> No.18184692

>>18184600
>in cell culture

>> No.18184693

>>18184225
I hate this

>> No.18184701

>>18184617
>but chinks are smarter than whites on average
So smart their buildings collapse and escalators kill them. Found the hapa incel pretending Chinese dominance is coming.

>> No.18184703

>>18184692
god damnit

>> No.18184706

>>18184679
life insurance... kill yourself.

>> No.18184715

>>18184443
I bought at $60.92
>>18184671
please stop posting my future wife thanks

>> No.18184717

>>18184701
Stay mad, Pablo del Guerro Tyrone Johnes (100% white)

>> No.18184720

>>18184692
you might as well have said
>in 2010
who cares lol
we cured it, we saved the economy
time for stocks to go up

>> No.18184726

>>18184679
954 lottery tickets and a roll of lifesavers

>> No.18184736

>>18184168
Already bought into Raytheon

>> No.18184752

>>18184717
Nothing you post will ever change that you are a hapa incel. No asian or white woman will ever notice or respect you chang.

>> No.18184764

>>18184161
jesus 435 shares of SOXL
I've only got 15 shares because I'm a poorfag.. One day I hope to be like you senpai

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Dubs and we all bankrupt

>> No.18184770

>>18184717
*doesn't get sucked into a lathe*
Your move, Chong.

>> No.18184773

>>18184752
I'm norwegian though, sorry anon, but you'll never ever be our equal, you'll never be considered white by the whitest race. Try not to kill yourself knowing this.

>> No.18184788

>>18184767
thats a man

>> No.18184797

>>18184773
you're a pathetic larp faggot trying to impress somebody on an anonymous basket weaving forum. kys

>> No.18184798

Alright guys, it's time to break 260.

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>>18184773

>some literally who from a remote fisherman colony talking big about his people

>> No.18184808

>>18184617
They openly cheat of lie about everything. They only steal tech and IP. Majority of all advancement are whites. Hapa spotted, have fun with your mental illness Supreme Gentleman

>> No.18184812

That's it. I'm fucking dumping everything and putting it all into calls. I'm sick of this

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>>18184767

>> No.18184819

how can I turn $954.45 into $1,000?

>> No.18184823

>>18184812
these types of posts are how you know the bull trap is about to end

>> No.18184825

>>18184773
>I'm norwegian though
>Chinese so smart and strong, much smarter than whites.
Sure you are chang. You are as white as the snow.

>> No.18184836

>>18184788
Fuck off leftypol

>> No.18184839

This shit is gay. I was expecting a red market. What happens when you hold onto SQQQ over a couple days? It decreases regardless of market? Been holding onto 2 shares of it but the market just keeps on poomping. When i see another daily bottom I'll buy.

>> No.18184840

>>18184767
my god that is a hairy ass crack even for a dude

>> No.18184846

just buy the cheap index stocks and wait for them to print you 40% gains

>> No.18184848

>>18184819
Same answer as before

>> No.18184849

>>18184277
how does this guy actually have a job? He's a retard

>> No.18184850

>>18184819
buy and sell drugs. ur welcome.

>> No.18184861

>>18184619
So we tank on APR 1 then?

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>>18184773

>> No.18184866

>>18184358
>>18184396
>>18184399
Guys this is your last warning. It's going to be a green week, sell now before its too late.

>> No.18184881

>>18184850

A $954 investment in drugs would net this guy like $5k in profit. He just has to watch out for $FED.

>> No.18184887

>>18184861
if not the end of this week probably next week. thats my guess

>> No.18184890

>>18184277
>>18184334
yeah so what the fuck does it mean then? i'm a brainlet, explain this to me in simple words. stocks go up or down?

>> No.18184896

>>18184225
This ain't funny and Asians are horrible.

>> No.18184907

>>18184887
Unless some bank goes bankrupt again we won't. Not after all the shit we've pumped through.

>> No.18184916

>>18184890
He's saying that the downturn is NOT priced in, rather people only believe it is and thus it seems to be priced in. He's saying that this is a bulltrap and the market will decline when we start to feel the effects of corona. But who fucking knows at this point. All logic points to another market decline but we've yet to see one thus far.

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>> No.18184922

imagine thinking this bulltrap will last

>> No.18184932

>>18184918
Where's the Uberkrabben snipping and snapping over them?

>> No.18184934
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Pic related is dying and most likely going sub 0,20 does it have any hope to recover?

>> No.18184950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sTMNsoaVow

HOLY SHIT! California overnight Corona numbers exploded in serious cases:

ICU numbers went up +105%
Hospitalization +35.6%
Positive cases +22% (limited by testing capacity)

Is this bullish?

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>>18184932
doesn't work

>> No.18184968

>>18184950
yes, this should push spy past 260 and into the 300 range

>> No.18184969

>>18184907
i suppose. interesting to see what happens

>> No.18184972

>>18184890
he is actually a retard. You, by definition, cannot "price in" a downward movement. It doesn't make any fucking sense. If something is priced in, it means that the news won't make stocks decline. It doesn't make sense to say "people reacting and buying stocks is priced in" . He should lose his job.

>> No.18184975

>>18184950
already priced in

>> No.18184977

>>18184849
Token diversity hire.

>> No.18184985
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>>18184950
>the thumbnail

>> No.18184995

>>18184972
they're all idiots at hedgeye, Keith McCullough's pretend hedge fund (that doesn't actually have money under management) funded by his dad. they sell newsletters

>> No.18184998

>>18184950
stonks going up in 3...2...1...

>> No.18184999

>>18184950
more dead liberals is always bullish

>> No.18185001

>>18184950
very bullish

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18185005

he bought?

>> No.18185021
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18185021

It looks like we are in a critical moment for SOXL. Will it push through this resistance? Or will the markets fall a percentage by days end?

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>>18184999
ch-checked, r-rip puts, guys

>> No.18185037

>>18185021
breaks resistance.

>> No.18185053

>>18184764
Well, if we're lucky anon, the market will give us at least one more epic dive and we can pick up some more cheapies. At any rate we're gonna make it

>> No.18185054
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oof

>> No.18185055

>>18185021

>trying to do TA on the market's most volatile gambling fund

>> No.18185068

>>18184797
>>18184800
>>18184825
>>18184864
>Når hanreier sutrer over at de aldri vil være hvite
Mutts gonna mutt. Nobody likes you anymore. That's what happens when your race degraded over the past 3 generations. Try not to forget that the entire world, Hitler included WORSHIPED my noble race for our pure traits.

>> No.18185075

>>18185055
Checked and High IQ.

>> No.18185079

>>18185068
this is cringe even for /pol/'s standards

>> No.18185090

>>18185068
BwahahahahahhHAHAA kys fedora tipping retard

>> No.18185091

>>18185054
What is the best product for going long on oil? What is the best strategy for minimizing contango?

>> No.18185095

>>18185079
>>18185090
>muh /pol/!
Cope, darkies.

>> No.18185124

>>18185068
>Hitler included WORSHIPED my noble race for our pure traits.
If you are so great why didnt Hitler just worship the asians then since they are so much smarter than you whites?

>> No.18185137

>>18184358
Yes

>> No.18185141

Guys can we just ignore the /pol/ faggot and get back to discussing when the market will crash.

>> No.18185151

>>18185141
April

>> No.18185152
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>>18184322
Also considering it but so far nearly every time I cave and sell the market does the literal opposite.

>> No.18185189

>>18185124
Nordics are higher whites, we are purely neanderthal, the ancient race that gave us our tall, beautiful and light features, the race whose intelligence far surpassed homo sapiens whom the rest of the lesser whites are.
Asians are smart for homo sapiens, but still inferior to the pure nordic race.

>> No.18185204

>>18185141
Crab market until late April to early May

>> No.18185209

>>18185141
R*ddit faggotry

>> No.18185218

>>18185141
I mean, retards here practically invite them by screaming about chinks and niggers all day long. Don't act surprised when your shit attracts the flies.

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>>18185152
just hodl

>> No.18185233

not selling my puts until there are 2 down days in a row

>> No.18185238

>>18185204
I hope god hears you

>> No.18185245

>>18185189
If the neanderthals were so superior why are they all fucking dead?

>> No.18185246

>>18185091
>What is the best product for going long on oil? What is the best strategy for minimizing contango?
there are none. buy oil companies if you want exposure, unless you can time it right.

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>>18185068

>Nobody likes you anymore

The fuck is this, middle school? Go eat some more rotten fish you mountain troll.

>> No.18185251

>>18185152
Ah those are some numbers I can certainly relate to.

>> No.18185292

>>18184322

Bought a put on TIF back when it was 115 or so, to expire on the 9th. Yeah, that's a nigger put. -1000$, absolutely fucking worthless right now. Here's to hoping my other one on the 17th loses only 60%.

>> No.18185311

>>18185245
>Bunch of low IQ creatures that breeds like rabbits moves into your turf
Sounds familiar?

>> No.18185330
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18185330

>Lost everything on puts from last week
>Took out personal loan because I was so far in the red it was bankruptcy if I fucked up anyway
>Placed it all on SPXL 2% trailing stop
>Back in (the) black
>Just in time for April bill payments
I survived anons...

>> No.18185343

Holy fuck how can it push above +3%

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>>18185219

>> No.18185374

>>18185152
Bro...it’s time

>> No.18185376

>>18185311
If they were so smart why didnt they just have more sex? Seems more like neanderthals were incels posting on BC version of /pol/ while stacy when out with chad homo sapien.

>> No.18185405

>>18185330
wow
are you retarded by chance?

>> No.18185409

>>18185311
What it is it supposed to sound familiar to? Jews control the western world. A tiny population of less than 15 million is responsible for nearly all scientific advances, money/finance and tech. Maybe the chinks are doing some of that too, but how do the pure nords factor into any of this outside of Ikea?

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18185421

>>18184864

>> No.18185436

ttps://www.governor.ny.gov/

Live from new york governor starting.

Bulls get ready to be rekt. This shit is real.

>> No.18185447

>>18185330
Are you addicted to porn too?

>> No.18185468

>>18185436
priced in

>> No.18185499

>>18185436
New Yorkers dying is bullish

T. New Yorker

>> No.18185523

>>18185436
it doesnt matter what coomer says. markets have no connection to the real world whatsoever.

>> No.18185592 [DELETED] 

yeS FUCKING DROP YOU BITCH PIECE OF SHIT FAKE PUMPED BIMBO

>> No.18185624

>>18185592
it already blew past 260 which is confirmation. problem?

>> No.18185651

Ahhhh ain't it beautiful.
I didn't know Andrew Cuomo was the governor.
As soon as I saw Cuomo I thought "isn't he to old, he lost to Ed Koch ~40 years ago" noooo it's just that the same family keeps pumping bullshit for decades

>> No.18185733

https://www.governor.ny.gov/

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>>18184715
>marrying mexican communistas
Y I K I E S
I
K
I
E
S

>> No.18185778

>>18185592
I’m sorry. Did you say something?

>> No.18185842

>>18184384
fuck man ive been doing that lately but holy shit lmao

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18185872

If I survive, do I get a government issue qt gf as a means of repopulating the world?

>> No.18185874

boring and nothing new from this conference

>> No.18185888

>>18185872
No you get a FEMA issued BF to tear up your boy pussy

>> No.18185893

>>18185872
Nope reproduction will still be your responsibility alone. Go get em' tiger.

>> No.18185907

>social distancing extended until April 30
Buying SQQQ for stupid cheap, thanks bullfags

>> No.18185912

>nothing changed
>fuck ton of people got infected
>DOW is up

i can't make sense of this..

>> No.18185934

>>18184144
You got those dubs tho bro.

>> No.18185941

>>18185436
>gov complain about kikes kiking prices of ventilator in NYC

lmao, is this real/

>> No.18185950

>>18185912
It doesnt matter. Trump needs to win the reelection so the dow jones NEEDS to go up. Trumps hotels shouldnt go bankrupt, so the people NEED to go back to work.

>> No.18185975

>coomer press conference
>sombody coofing in the audience
Bullish?

>> No.18185994

>>18185975
The only thing that would not be bullish is jerome dying.

>> No.18185995

>>18185912
>nothing changed
If that were true, that would be very bullish. Why would people sell if nothing had changed?

Market looks forward, how do people still not get this?

>>18185907
>SQQQ
no stupid, tech stocks are not going to suffer the most from social distancing.

>>18184144
uhhhh... please consider like, not doing that

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-28/coronavirus-don-t-read-too-much-into-stocks-sudden-rebound

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/30/mohamed-el-erian-not-in-an-all-clear-for-stock-index-buying.html

>> No.18186029

>>18185746
shoo shoo pedo

>> No.18186193

>>18185994
>The only thing that would not be bullish is jerome dying.
A younger man could crank the mimeograph machine's handle even faster.

>> No.18186222

LANDLORDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>> No.18186415

That feel when the drop never comes... until you sell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8sLd19QLuY

>> No.18186476

>>18184122
The sound of this bubble popping will be heard in Andromeda

>> No.18186528

>>18184617
Chinks are subhuman
List 20 Chinese scientists that have made a significant contribution in the past 100 years
Oh wait you can't
Get gassed Ch*ng

>> No.18186558

>>18186528
I can't even name one

>> No.18186625

>>18186528
The great Comrade Mao. He alone was responsible for the death of 40+ million chinese.

Truly a great scientist.

>> No.18186672

>>18186625
>>18186558
>>18186528
>mutts bragging about their ignorance
Literally can't make this shit up. You couldn't even name 20 European scientists (But the jewish ones as your schools is mandated to teach about)

>> No.18186690

>>18186672
I see no Chinese names on your list.

>> No.18186705

>>18186672
The great Comrade Hitler. He alone was responsible for the death of 10+ million europeans.

Truly a great scientist.

>> No.18186887

>>18185912
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.18186933

UWT is removing itself from the stock market
Citi says there will be a buy out
Does this mean they will sell the shares after 4/2
and give you more than what it is currently worth?

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Tfw my loss is too great to even bother selling. Highly considering doing another batch of calls but im fairly sure ill get wrecked.

>> No.18188027

>>18184267
Among Us: /biz/ Edition

>>18184122
>nhentai inflation
*wheeze*

>> No.18188118

hey bullbros, I have Lufthansa 17.5e calls expiring in one year. Lufthansa is now at 8.7, am I going to make it?

With lufthansa at 20e I would have ~20x ROI

>> No.18188423

>>18184176
corona panic is dumb

>> No.18188451

>>18184322
those who are in this for the lulz are richest here

>> No.18189005

>>18188027
newfag

>> No.18189065

Noob here, how do I get started with this shit? Used to fuck around with Robinhood, made a 1000 bucks then lost most of it because of Corona so I made 22 dollars total....lol

Help a nibba out

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How deep will the last triangle go?

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>>18184612
>why the fuck is the market up? every country could fire off their nuclear arsenal and extinguish all life on this faggot earth and the only thing left when the radiation settles would be cockroaches, algos trading bullish and a dow that just hit 50k
Nuclear annihilation is already priced in. :^)