/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18176772]

food edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18175296

[Anonymous No.18176784]

i love women, lads

[Anonymous No.18176789]

yeah, i'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.18176791]

FUG

[Anonymous No.18176792]

Thinking about going long and just waiting it out.
Worst case scenario is my funds are locked in the market for some years.
How much worse could the market get? I'm going to bet against a major happening because nothing ever fucking happens full on...

[Anonymous No.18176799]

Reminder to bearbros that boomvestor irrationality will outlast your ability to remain solvent.
Also reminder that oil is a gigantic trap.
Also reminder that if you are reading this you are better at making and selling 737 max airplanes than Boeing.

[Anonymous No.18176804]

how can I buy timeshares on the resident trap

[Anonymous No.18176809]

>>18176784
Only Jewish women

[Anonymous No.18176810]

>>18176792
>nothing ever fucking happens full on...
nigga the world is in lockdown mode

u retarded?

[Anonymous No.18176812]

BEEN HOLDING SQQQ CALLS 23 AND 24 STRIKE 4/17 SPY 190 STRIKE 4/01. AM I OUT OF MY MIND? YES. AM I GOING TO PRINT OFF THIS MARKET CRASHING TO THE FLOOR? FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.18176816]

>>18176784
That's a dude

[Anonymous No.18176817]

>>18176792
It's the best move.

[Anonymous No.18176820]

>>18176784
Fuck off SIMP.

[Anonymous No.18176822]

>>18176809
>posting basedenberg

[Anonymous No.18176831]

Anyone long on DRV?

[Anonymous No.18176835]

>>18176812
MEANT 5/01 LOL

[Anonymous No.18176838]

>>18176810
And? I am thinking about the state of the world in the next 5 years and it seems like business as usual.
The world isn't ending, we are hunkered down dealing with a nasty virus that will eventually peak and then taper off.
Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.18176847]

>>18176838
>waiting forever to see any return
Dude I'm not trying to be old as fuck when I make it lmao

[Anonymous No.18176850]

>>18176772
Bagholding spy and tsla puts. What do?

[Anonymous No.18176852]

>>18176831
nah
I actually bought some REITs last week when they were all 75% down from peak
it's a gamble, but it's a gamble that I can stomach
DRV has very interesting graph though

[Anonymous No.18176854]

>>18176838
things will change forever it remains to see what changes and by how much

[Anonymous No.18176856]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18176857]

>>18176838
>Am I missing anything?
Yeah you made a retarded statement and I corrected you.

And?

[Anonymous No.18176858]

>>18176850
depends on ex date and strikes

[Anonymous No.18176865]

>>18176854
So what are you envisioning? What's going to change?

[Anonymous No.18176867]

>>18176852
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-29/mortgage-bankers-ask-sec-to-save-them-from-wave-of-margin-calls

[Anonymous No.18176872]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7IDVzLiQo

[Anonymous No.18176877]

>>18176850
Do specific stocks have futures too? I am bagholding Tesla calls rn lol

[Anonymous No.18176881]

>>18176867
This means they will have to print more money.
Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.18176883]

>>18176856
I love this market yes I do,
If you buy the dip you can make money too

[Anonymous No.18176888]

>>18176850
ouch

[Anonymous No.18176889]

>>18176772
how do i make money off the fact that the market is clearly underestimating the economic collapse this virus is going to cause? I have 70k, what puts do i buy to make it to a million?

[Anonymous No.18176890]

>>18176865
you ask a lot of dumb questions tard

[Anonymous No.18176891]

Michael Burry's fund has over 4 million shares of TLRD, what is he seeing

[Anonymous No.18176892]

>>18176846
>he doesn’t know dick shit about vaccines but he still gets angry and belligerent with his ignorance
nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.18176893]

>>18176858
April 15th and April 17th

[Anonymous No.18176899]

>>18176867
I understand the risks in real estate right now
I'm willing to risk it on the chance it won't be the end of the world

[Anonymous No.18176900]

>>18176865
I'd say views against immigration and globalism gain massive support and maybe even become mainstream after all of this is done, the economy will be relying a lot less on china at the very least, also in 5 years we will probably be going through a depression not sure when or how long it will last.

[Anonymous No.18176901]

>>18176856
I want to tell you all...the markets look bad. You should also know that Dr. Falci says the virus is spreading, you should also see the stock markets making a normal bear market correction.

OH SHIT TRUMP ALWAYS SAYS THE OPPOSITE OF WHATS GOING ON

FUCKITY BUY BUY BUY NOWWW HOLY SHIT WE NEED THE CHEAPIES RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT WE SENT THE INTERNS

[Anonymous No.18176904]

>>18176784

[Anonymous No.18176922]

>>18176893
still depends on the strikes, and how high the IV was when you bought them
I'd be willing to be bet that no one is buying cars since mid March, but I'm not going to tell you to dump your puts or ride them
depends on your risk tolerance really
make sure that you have some cash in the account no matter what

[Anonymous No.18176924]

>>18176838
>dude just stop the global economy overnight with no plan and make it last several months while bodies pile up it’ll be fine

[Anonymous No.18176930]

https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2020/03/29/emergency-hospital-being-constructed-in-central-park

Very bullish news for you bullbros. State-funded construction projects will fuel the economy bigly.

[Anonymous No.18176939]

>>18176900
hope so, hope so
we don't need millions of foreigners flying in and out of our country every month. We'll see if it makes a change in the long run. Hopefully some young people are asking the same questions and not taking it as a given.

[Anonymous No.18176944]

>>18176904
>>18176820
fags

[Anonymous No.18176948]

you got your tickets right

you bought the bottom right

[Anonymous No.18176950]

>>18176838
I hope this escalates into a war with china.

[Anonymous No.18176953]

>>18176924
I understand it's difficult to make decisions in the market that are not emotional during this time.

[Anonymous No.18176959]

>>18176950
Power play is for trump to void all American debt to China and seize their American properties to sell back to citizens

[Anonymous No.18176960]

LMAO BULLS ARE GETTING COCKY
CAN'T WAIT FOR MARKET OPEN

[Anonymous No.18176973]

holding SQQQ was a mistake

[Anonymous No.18176974]

>>18176924
Roman aquaducts still stand to this day. Their armies that were struck by the plague did not.

[Anonymous No.18176972]

>>18176901
Are you drunk? Are you trying to speak in Trump’s voice without using greentext and various boomerisms?

[Anonymous No.18176976]

>>18176900
sounds like a based future to me. One i'm still comfortable investing in.

[Anonymous No.18176980]

>>18176950
war with china is unironically the only way i see the us surviving this shit and coming out as the world superpower

[Anonymous No.18176982]

>>18176838
World changing events dont usually happen overnight. They take many years to initiate, permeate and integrate and finally disintegrate. So yes, its happening, but very, very slowly.

[Anonymous No.18176985]

just learn a lesson

it's way better to flip long early than stay short too long

[Anonymous No.18176990]

>>18176854
These HAPPENING-fags aren'r satisfied until they get a galactic holocaust or some dumb shit like that

[Anonymous No.18176991]

>>18176959
nah we can't undermine the promise of treasury bills like that
that would be a bad long-term play
as far as the real-estate, if the property values in the bubble zones go down, US citizens can just buy the land back from foreigners at a profit.

[Anonymous No.18176999]

>>18176973
fug..how bad is it? i can't look

[Anonymous No.18177000]

>>18176930
BASED

We’ve been waiting 3.5 years for a goddamned INFRASTRUCTURE BILL.
Trump could’ve stimulated the economy that way and given us drone border security if he wasn’t so obsessed with giving his contractor pals gubberment monies

[Anonymous No.18177002]

>>18176980
Fed is doing far greater damage than China
Has less of a standing army too

[Anonymous No.18177006]

>>18176985
but when in doubt, no problem to flip neutral and hold plenty of cash....

[Anonymous No.18177012]

>futures mooning
It's like the bears didn't even read the news that the shortest bear market ever was over.

[Anonymous No.18177013]

So let me get this straight. Trump has just extended the lockdown to june 1st.

And the markets are pumping? Somebody explain this? High iq please? Yeah? Anybody?

[Anonymous No.18177016]

>>18176991
Every day we try to print our way out of crisis while trillions in debt undermines the value of treasury notes
The power of the American military is literally the only guarantor of our status as world reserve currency and we’re going to have to flex that muscle soon

[Anonymous No.18177019]

>>18177013
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18177021]

>>18176883

[Anonymous No.18177023]

>>18177013
shits to good not to buy yo

[Anonymous No.18177029]

>>18177013
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.18177030]

>>18177013
I don't think he's done any such thing. All quarantines are being done on the state level.

[Anonymous No.18177032]

>>18177013
Boomers still triggered they missed the bottom in 2008

[Anonymous No.18177035]

>>18177013
hydroxychloroquine given emergency status by fda

[Anonymous No.18177037]

>>18177013
coronavirus cases already showing signs of peaking in the US

nothingburger almost over

[Anonymous No.18177047]

>>18177037
?????????????????????

[Anonymous No.18177051]

Maybe there is hope after all?

[Anonymous No.18177053]

I...i dont understand this market.
Me stoopid, maybe yes?

[Anonymous No.18177058]

>>18177035
The key here

If hydroxychloroquine works its very cheap, very plentiful, and can be used preventative and early in every case

Early usage of an anti-viral leads to much better results. It can be massive. It's basically a holy grail if hydroxychloroquine works because it's so cheap and plentiful

[Anonymous No.18177066]

>>18177029
The famous "invisible hand", as they call it. Nice to see its not only a theory but actually applied in real word "macro" economics! Nice!

[Anonymous No.18177071]

Open your soul to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.18177081]

>>18177051
It's going to dump before close and U.S markets are going to be red.

[Anonymous No.18177093]

>>18177081
This, But then moon back up at the last second

[Anonymous No.18177097]

>>18176960
Why yes, I am a BVLL bred and TRVE. And what are you, sad, sad bear? Go fetch me my dinner, I am feasting on bear meat in the morning as well. How vnderwhelming thov art, Bobo Bvllprepper.

[Anonymous No.18177102]

Opening a restaurant is a good idea. So many fine dining facilities in great locations will close down and you can buy them

[Anonymous No.18177106]

itt bulls be grasping. credit is going to implode worse than 2008 and so much insanely faster because the economy literally stopped on a dime. no gig economy, no services, no demand, no supply chains, no credit and mortgage payments, no buybacks. every single piece of debt is a grenade, especially corporate debt this cycle.

[Anonymous No.18177112]

>>18177013
You have to be literally retarded to not understand that the market will go up purely due to fed pumps now.

[Anonymous No.18177115]

>>18177051
It's Australia so everything is inverse by default.

[Anonymous No.18177116]

so dow futures have gone up 1000 points since open and still trending up...lol.

[Anonymous No.18177120]

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/ch/component/k2/1517724-20200330.htm
China's equivalent to SEC suggest making futures for masks and disinfectant

[Anonymous No.18177121]

>>18176922
SPY $218 4/15 and TSLA $400 4/17. I bought them on Tuesday when iv was low actually

[Anonymous No.18177123]

where do you look up the short float of stocks?

[Anonymous No.18177124]

ASX just closed the day up 7% I’m ducking nervous

[Anonymous No.18177125]

>>18177106
People keep saying this, but I keep walking out of my apartment and see just as many people as usual moving from one place to another in their 2 ton death machines. If that's what the economy is, I think it's business as usual already.

[Anonymous No.18177130]

>>18177102
what kind of restaurant do you want to open bb

[Anonymous No.18177131]

>>18177102
>Opening a restaurant is a good idea.
No it's not. Dining business is a fucking horrible way to make money and all of them have horrible margins.

[Anonymous No.18177133]

>>18177102
>restaurant
>good idea for an investment

[Anonymous No.18177136]

>>18177112
B-but..you cant j-j...thats not how it works

[Anonymous No.18177144]

>>18177106
what reverse ETF you think is best? SRS/SRTY or some bear REIT like DRV?

[Anonymous No.18177146]

>>18177097
don't care
think fast
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

[Anonymous No.18177151]

>>18177136
do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.18177153]

>>18177013
Market crashed and bounced off support, made a bullish MACD crossover.

THEN THE BANK OF CHINKS DID SOME MONETARY STIMULATING!!!

MOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18177156]

Yeah, I'm a bvll. Why aren't you? #bvllprideworldwide #bearsteared #bvlldaddies #bearmommies

[Anonymous No.18177155]

>>18177136
That's exactly how it works with unlimited money to blow on poooooooooomps.

[Anonymous No.18177157]

>>18177102
Just claim you are making 737 Maxes as well
You already are making more than Boeing
Let the bailout money flow

[Anonymous No.18177158]

>>18177115
damn

[Anonymous No.18177163]

>>18177151
No, not at all

[Anonymous No.18177168]

>>18177146
Say it with me. Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

Master. Master. Master.

Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

Now go on and say it. Yov know what to do........

[Anonymous No.18177171]

>>18177153
wow that cow is adorable

[Anonymous No.18177174]

Are we actually going to limit up on futures?

[Anonymous No.18177177]

>>18177171
Cows are for BULLS ONLY

MILKERS FOR BULLS!!

[Anonymous No.18177181]

>all the MM's are buying back in
>people still think that they can move against the people who are positioned to fuck puts/shorts
Bet against the masses and hold just long enough to let them get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18177185]

>>18177130
Im thinking Egg themed

[Anonymous No.18177186]

have bloomberg or cnbc world on?

[Anonymous No.18177198]

>>18176772
need some retard help here. would like to buy puts but can't find available contracts on yahoo finance. why am i retarded? looking for 3 month max puts on gilead

[Anonymous No.18177202]

Jnug predictions?

[Anonymous No.18177203]

>>18177174
Bvll theory says: But of covrse. Bvll rvles from here on out. The bears back to the cvck shed. Only bvll breeders and pvmpers are allowed in the market. #bvllproud

[Anonymous No.18177204]

if you aren't buying AMD right now you're missing out and will never see these cheapies again.

[Anonymous No.18177206]

Should I sell my calls at open? Some expire later this year but am expecting market to keep crashing

[Anonymous No.18177210]

>>18177198
whats your PT? where at (itm/atm/otm)?

[Anonymous No.18177213]

>>18177185
sounds tasty :D

[Anonymous No.18177217]

>>18177174
Ways away from that. Key resistances for short term move are 2608-2640, 2700 and the larger one at 2870.

[Anonymous No.18177218]

>>18177206
PPT is in full effect. Stocks only go up.

[Anonymous No.18177221]

holy shit the futures are so laughably manipulated that I'm not touching this fucking market with a 10 foot pole. Fed fucking around with stockmarket is going to result in people not trading it, making it more likely to implode at some point.

[Anonymous No.18177223]

>>18177168
keep getting cocky bull, keep getting cocky...

[Anonymous No.18177225]

>>18177204
I'll wait for it to retest high 30s again. It was difficult to justify 100x P/E before corona, now it's nearly impossible.

Still like it in the long term. Could be 50+ by this time next year.

[Anonymous No.18177227]

>There is now a Class action lawsuit against China that claims the PRC manufactured the virus in a Wuhan virus lab in which a researcher sold a research animal to a wet market and that when the PRC discovered the breach they lied to the world about their negligence cause irreparable damages to businesses across the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJBYOiTtBs

[Anonymous No.18177229]

>>18177204
I like the idea

I just like NVDA more. Less relative hype but similar appeal sector / future wise

[Anonymous No.18177234]

>>18177218
Ehhh doesnt matter when enough people throw in the towel ppt cant stop it from crashing.

[Anonymous No.18177236]

>>18177217
2870 would be a more than 5%.

[Anonymous No.18177242]

>Come on come on
>Feel it feel it
>Feel the vibration

>It's such a good vibration
>It's such a sweet sensation
>It's such a good vibration
>It's such a sweet sensation

[Anonymous No.18177244]

>>18177221
this, imagine trying to bet on a market where Trump is screaming at Jerome on the phone to hyper-inflate the economy whenever it goes red so he can save his shitty re-election

[Anonymous No.18177249]

>>18177223
Us bvlls breed, of course we are cocky. Back into your cvckden, fovl creatvre. Only green mooning and bitches mooing allowed. Can't wait to imbibe on yovr tears.

[Anonymous No.18177257]

what the FUCK is happening to futures

[Anonymous No.18177258]

>>18176900
The backlash against globalism is something investment bankers and asset managers on muh podcasts have been talking about, were talking about a lot in January when every country ever had loads or protests and shit.

That’s supposed to be a big change from the last 70+ years to expect. It makes me concerned for my JNJ, MSFT, PEP... all my favorite companies have significant international exposure. Not sure about KO because their Europe is a totally different stock. LMT... not sure either, makes a lot of money off international sales.

[Anonymous No.18177259]

>futures

Fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.18177261]

>>18177236
Yes, I meant in general. Not just for tonight's futures.

[Anonymous No.18177262]

>invest in oil companies because my dad said they'll be worth a lot in a year
>lose 3k in 2 days
NEVER EVER TAKE BOOMER ADVICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.18177263]

Ok, I admit defeat. They will keep this market floating. Doesnt matter if the reptilians and Jerome cheat at poker if I can get my cut.

[Anonymous No.18177268]

>>18177013
There is no federal lockdown and Trump has confirmed that he's not considering one, it's all "guidelines".
That itself is good news for the markets, that any further damage to the economy is going to be locally-initiated and that despite the gloom and doom, threats from state officials as well as rumors Trump is not going to shut everything down.

[Anonymous No.18177276]

>>18177262
well he said a year not 2 days

[Anonymous No.18177279]

EXPLAIN THIS!!!

[Anonymous No.18177280]

>>18177262
do not ever trade something you don't understand or will blame on someone else

Just do indexes if you can't research or come up with ideas.

[Anonymous No.18177294]

>>18177262
>oil companies

I had the same idea but I am only in to the absolute largest companies like XOM as they can be profitable at lower barrel prices.
These smaller fracing-focused oil outfits that need higher prices will be bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18177298]

>>18177263
You just realized this? The economy is the only reason why Trump isn't going to get his ass kicked in 6 months. Why the fuck do you think he's been BRRRing everything without giving a single fuck of the consequences?

[Anonymous No.18177299]

>>18177280
(I say this because you need to know the thesis, why, in order to exit the position, set a stop, understand when the move should happen)

[Anonymous No.18177301]

>wake up
>see futures in green
What the FUCK is this bullshit??

[Anonymous No.18177303]

>>18177249
what ever you say bull

[Anonymous No.18177305]

>futures going slightly down
Giving false hope to bears is the best.

[Anonymous No.18177318]

>>18177298
I had the naive hope the market was still connected to the economy in some form, not SSE style "price management".
I am now convinced it isnt.

[Anonymous No.18177324]

i will ask this again
is the market doing a V or a W?

[Anonymous No.18177328]

>>18177225
>>18177229
I don't think it will see 30's again not after zen2 performance. They struggled to keep it under 40 for tutes to acoomulate. and pt now once all these corona shenanigans is low end 60 and high end 100. obviously 100 is really only attainable if navi is as good as zen2 but i believe in lisa su. the only woman CEO i actually trust running a company kek

[Anonymous No.18177334]

>>18177324
Its doing a B
and many Rs

[Anonymous No.18177335]

My id color is today’s theme

[Anonymous No.18177339]

>>18177324
V

[Anonymous No.18177341]

>>18177244
there's an idea I've been floating though, if we know they will pump that shit after a drop on monday, we could be printing money with calls bought on friday evening, but it's still risky, because they might just let it go to hell at some point.

[Anonymous No.18177343]

>>18177227
MSM apparently not reporting on this. I found a Japanese media story on it (link is in english). It's interesting. There are three suits, originating from Texas, Florida, and Nevada.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200328_18/

[Anonymous No.18177347]

>>18177280
>Just do indexes
based and indexpilled

[Anonymous No.18177354]

>>18177301
It obviously is a fake out.

[Anonymous No.18177363]

bought 1500 dollars of kraft heinz

[Anonymous No.18177367]

>>18177343
>MSM apparently not reporting on this
Nevermind. They did. Story is six days old and I didn't search that far back expecting this was a breaking story.

[Anonymous No.18177370]

>>18177343
that's a smart way of handling this shit short term, they will never admit to a wrongdoing long term, but they might offer a payout to the people for dropping the lawsuit and signing an NDA.

[Anonymous No.18177374]

>>18177262
What did you invest in? XOM, BP, and RDS.B should be safe, unless you went the route of MRO and OXY? Also get into PSX.

[Anonymous No.18177376]

>>18177301
Australia is up 7% probably due to stimulus

[Anonymous No.18177388]

>>18177370
IF they even show up at all in the first place it might be on motions to dismiss for improper jurisdiction maybe. If they can't get it thrown out I don't think they'll show up beyond that.

[Anonymous No.18177391]

Funny enough, there is a surge in activity on calls for intelsat. Hoping that means that this week will be green and I can walk off with a modest profit which I can then dump onto MFG or some other similar stock.

[Anonymous No.18177398]

I think I'm going to admit defeat. This is the most illogical shit ever and they're going to prop this market up like a zombie until things are normalized again.

[Anonymous No.18177405]

Bears beware!
Bulls have fear!
Claws of crabs
soon come near!

[Anonymous No.18177412]

>>18177249
i think I've watched that youtube video more than any other in my whole life

[Anonymous No.18177413]

>>18177388
this story will only gain more traction in the media, because it shows the sentiment the american people have for china. I really hope that this whole pandemic is a turning point in european/murican-chinese relations. There should be a call to boycott chinese products. The fucking nerve those yellow apes have to buy our shit 2 months ago, and then send their shitty masks and equipment that doesn't work to spain, I'm actually getting angry writing this. FUCK CHINA.

[Anonymous No.18177415]

>>18177398
Just don’t use leverage, and buy good shit when the market drags it down. Spend more money investing then speculating. Boom.

[Anonymous No.18177418]

>>18177398
>he gave up shorting?

[Anonymous No.18177419]

>>18177405
snib snab

[Anonymous No.18177428]

>>18177016
literally this
how do i profit from predicting a major war before it happens?

[Anonymous No.18177432]

>>18177412
sauce

[Anonymous No.18177434]

>Beary, are you ok?
>So, Beary are you ok
>Are you ok, Beary
>Beary, are you ok?
>So, Beary are you ok
>Are you ok, Beary
>Beary, are you ok?
>So, Beary are you ok?
>Are you ok, Beary?
>Beary, are you ok?
>So, Beary are you ok, are you ok Beary?
>You've been hit by
>You've been hit by
>A smooth crimiBVLL

[Anonymous No.18177437]

>>18177419
That's no wave. Is gang sign.

[Anonymous No.18177441]

>>18177016
>we’re going to have to flex that muscle soon
Have fun dying in the Iranian mountains, we'll be profiting off of your stupidity

[Anonymous No.18177447]

>>18177428
probably buying major contractors lockheed martin, raytheon, and leidos spring to mind, stay away from boeing though.

[Anonymous No.18177452]

>>18177432
look up Alizee, she's this French pop star and it's her most famous video

>>18177405
how do you play the crab strat? what do you buy?

[Anonymous No.18177457]

>>18177428
defense, chemicals, oil

[Anonymous No.18177464]

>>18177428
Chemicals, oils,

If you want to be a total sociopath, try Defense contractors, but I'm not a literal retard like Erik Prince

[Anonymous No.18177468]

>>18177398
Are you in options? Are you considering closing them all to rethink what you should do in regards to stocks/options?

[Anonymous No.18177469]

ooff

[Anonymous No.18177478]

>>18177452
That bitch is 35......yuck

[Anonymous No.18177479]

>>18177469
This should be juxtaposed with posting traffic in /biz/

[Anonymous No.18177487]

>>18177479
>juxtaposed

[Anonymous No.18177491]

>>18177468
I'm all in SDOW at the moment. Probably closing position as soon as I can for even/slight loss.

[Anonymous No.18177492]

>>18177249
BASED BULLS
MOOOOOO PRIDE

MILKIES FOR ME AND NONE FOR THEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18177500]

>>18177478
she's not 35 in the video

[Anonymous No.18177511]

Goodnight /smg/. Imma be up at 6 because the weed coast be like it do. May Coronachan guide The Line. Sleep tight, don't let Jerome bite!

[Anonymous No.18177512]

>>18177491
All in anything ever
>All in anything ever
All in anything ever
>All in anything ever
What the fuck are you even thinking?
I’ve only ever been “all in” USD for a while.

All in looks reeeeeally arrogant and reckless to me.

[Anonymous No.18177516]

>Futures melting

[Anonymous No.18177519]

>>18177016
Against who though we already wrecked the middle east and I doubt we are going to go into direct conflict with Russia or China? Also what defense, chemical, and oil stocks should I look into to benefit from this path?

[Anonymous No.18177521]

Bros the index I'm short at is down 2.8% but my Thursday puts are down 30% too.
Why?????

[Anonymous No.18177527]

>>18177511
God the best coast has it tough sometimes.

[Anonymous No.18177534]

>>18177519
We're going to war with Venezuela. Iran is prime fucking delusion and North Korea is just lmao.

[Anonymous No.18177536]

>>18177512
You're right, it is arrogant and reckless, I'm 100% aware that it's a complete directional gamble. Fortunately, I have significantly more than my SDOW position in cash at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18177551]

>>18177413
Ooh! Just making my may through the video here. That suit explicitly names the escaped bioweapon theory. Very spicy.

[Anonymous No.18177552]

>>18177516
>skyrocket nearly 1k points
>drops 200 from ATH
>talking about futures

[Anonymous No.18177553]

>>18177534
Whats going to be our Casus Beli?

[Anonymous No.18177560]

>>18177536
Also it’s friggin 3x leverage...
Greedy!
Good that you realize it. I’m not stepping over 2x leverage anymore.

At least you weren’t crazy enough to go all in on puts!

[Anonymous No.18177563]

>>18177519
KTOS and RTN are the two I'm most bullish on personally, Spirit Aerosystrms is also down big right now but would strongly benefit from wartime production orders

[Anonymous No.18177564]

>>18177521
Let me introduce you to our dear friends Implied Volatility and the Greek gang.

[Anonymous No.18177567]

>>18176891
>TLRD
People gonna need suits to bury their relatives.

[Anonymous No.18177570]

>>18177511
k see ya around power hour. i'm sleeping in. No plans to do anything until the last second tomorrow after the morning jitters are finished.

[Anonymous No.18177575]

>>18177553
>casus belli
>America
>post-9/11
We'll literally just make some shit up about Maduro making WMDs to nuke Honduras or something

[Anonymous No.18177588]

>>18177553
No CB is best CB

[Anonymous No.18177589]

>>18177553
Humiliation as always

[Anonymous No.18177591]

>>18177560
Not gonna diversify myself out of big gains in this environment. I've never been so sure of a market direction, and at least the last week, I've been wrong. My hedge is much more cash on the sidelines to reload with if necessary.

[Anonymous No.18177593]

>>18177563
>not LMT
???

[Anonymous No.18177603]

>>18177553
Whatever awakened empires use against me all the time. Thats how it will look like for Venezula anyways.

[Anonymous No.18177609]

Futures reversing to red is just going to be bear bait. Hiding behind the crab is a bull.

[Anonymous No.18177611]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE FUTURES GREEN PEOPLE ARE DYING BY THE THOUSANDS WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING STOCKS RIGHT NOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN SO I CAN BUY CHEAPIES WTF

[Anonymous No.18177613]

>>18177552
>ATH
>still 300 points below friday 16:00
Uhm... anon

[Anonymous No.18177634]

>its going down again

JARED, GET JEROME ON THE PHONE AND BOOST THOSE GOD DAMN BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

NOW

[Anonymous No.18177636]

>>18177553
Conquest.

[Anonymous No.18177638]

>>18177609
Red futures are bullish
So are falling markets btw.

[Anonymous No.18177647]

>>18177611
They aren't buying stocks.
They're buying futures.

[Anonymous No.18177654]

>>18177413
maybe the court of public opinion will be more damning but if you think any "real" court will be able to do anything thats just silly. I hate china more than any country in the world but i'm not going to be delusional about these lawsuits

[Anonymous No.18177666]

>>18177611
it's over bobo

[Anonymous No.18177669]

>>18177553
defending puppers and kitters gonna resonate very well with the zoomers and single females

[Anonymous No.18177671]

>more cheap xom tomorrow

Yum yum

[Anonymous No.18177677]

>>18177398
>until things are normalized again
people don't seem to understand that we're not gong back to 'normal' until 2020 is practically finished, we will be going into and out of lockdown for the forseeable future. This virus is not going away without a vaccine.
The fed can't just print money to prop up the markets forever, or they will devalue the dollar into utter worthlessness. Don't forget, the rest of the world is suffering at the same time with this virus, their economies are hurting too. The US economy produces nothing at all and relies entirely on imports, who are they going to import goods from when everything in china is locked down and they barely have enough goods for themselves? If the fed continues with this money printing, we will end up with trillions of dollars floating around and no goods to buy them with, aka hyperinflation.
Buy gold, silver, and bitcoin

[Anonymous No.18177679]

>>18177611
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-stock-futures-tumble-virus-220934618.html

China did a thing that boosted futures.

[Anonymous No.18177682]

>All US stocks get bought by the Fed
>All US companies become state entities controlled by the treasury and high commissioner Powell
>People get alotted consum allowances and fixed wages to guarantee the stability of the market
>Selling stocks becomes illegal to prevent financial treason against the country
All problems solved. An infinite bull run.

[Anonymous No.18177684]

>>18177611
dry your eyes yungin, I'm gonna end this Jerome man's whole career

[Anonymous No.18177688]

>>18177679
I did not know there was an upper limit for futures desu

[Anonymous No.18177691]

>>18177534
>war with Venezuela

Talk about kicking people when they’re down Jesus

[Anonymous No.18177694]

>>18177669
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' PUPPERINOS! NOT MY FRIGGIN' GOODY GOOD BOYS! TO WAR!

[Anonymous No.18177697]

>>18177677
Shiny rocks and internet tokens have proven they do not hold value when there is a liquidity crisis. The fed does have to stop printing like this eventually, but I'm willing to bet by the time we hit that point, things will be "normal" again.

[Anonymous No.18177699]

It came to the creature Jerome, who took it deep into the vaults of D.C. And there it consumed him. The printer gave to Jerome unnatural long bull runs. For seven hundred and eighty four days it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Jerome’s vault, it waited. Darkness crept back into the markets of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the West, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Printer of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned Jerome, but then something happened that the Printer did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a bear, Bobo Redliner, of the Crash.
For the time will soon come when bears will shape the fortunes of all.

[Anonymous No.18177704]

>>18177679
and they say the whole world lags the American index

[Anonymous No.18177705]

>>18177679
>America is literally being bought out by China.
So this was what Trump's call with Xi was about.

[Anonymous No.18177719]

Lol wtf was that

[Anonymous No.18177721]

>>18177679
Ugh anon just ignore the tards. Next they’ll want to know how a market could reflect future conditions instead of present conditions, and discount future conditions based on current projections, and react only if the conditions observed are significantly different than expected.

>>18177705
It just means there’s more liquidity in the global economy. China would probably rather that liquidity not pour into the US market but... where would you invest right now? A Chinese company? A French company? Do you have high expectations for the Brazilian economy?

[Anonymous No.18177725]

FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18177736]

>>18177374
most of it is in cenovus

[Anonymous No.18177746]

>>18177721
>Jelome is also pumping the Yuan printers now

[Anonymous No.18177755]

>>18177721
>more liquidity in the global economy

[Anonymous No.18177756]

>>18177694
that's the unstable onions face that will scare the communist ideals out of those chinks, get them private non-binary whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.18177758]

>>18177746
Infinite QE in theory means its QE for every single person on the planet.

[Anonymous No.18177764]

>>18177013
>And the markets are pumping? Somebody explain this?
Q2 is finalizing. Many funds have obligations to buy. In two days it could be a rocket down. Hedge funds making bank off John Q Public that can’t bet against the markets.

[Anonymous No.18177767]

>>18177013
Brother it's just futures

[Anonymous No.18177774]

I fought the fed and the fed won

[Anonymous No.18177775]

>>18177679
Does this mean Monday will be green ?

[Anonymous No.18177781]

>>18177758
No no, read the article:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-stock-futures-tumble-virus-220934618.html
>the People’s Bank of China injected 50 billion yuan ($7.1 billion) into the banking system.

[Anonymous No.18177828]

>>18177669
We can deploy the all women brigades as an equality gesture.

[Anonymous No.18177835]

Wtf happened to the Canadian Dollar btw.? Dropped like a stone this month

[Anonymous No.18177844]

>>18177774
Never get into a money fight with people who have more money than you.

[Anonymous No.18177849]

Going to sleep so I can make the right moves this morning. Be careful not to fall for the bear trap.

[Anonymous No.18177850]

>>18177755
Shit.. that’s not the right was to say it. How would you phrase it?

[Anonymous No.18177852]

>>18177721
I actually laughed....

[Anonymous No.18177856]

>>18177835
Canada's economy was held together by hopes and dreams
it's a very fragile place
they do their best and we love them for it

[Anonymous No.18177862]

>>18177781

Bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18177877]

When Boeing hits $200 today I’m gonna laugh

[Anonymous No.18177883]

>>18177697
>do not hold value when there is a liquidity crisis
you're right, but the way we're heading right now is out of a liquidity crisis and into full-blown hyperinflation. That's where gold/silver are proven to hold their worth, and where bitcoin will find its first actual usecase

[Anonymous No.18177885]

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

>CHINA NUMBA WAN! WE RECOVER NO PROBLEM! 9000% CHINA FUTURES INCREASE! CHINA STRONG! AMERICA PIG ITALY VIRUS AND DIE!

[Anonymous No.18177890]

>>18176889
SPY Puts
SQQQ Calls

[Anonymous No.18177894]

>>18177856
Canada don't you meant the 51st state of the union when it ultimately collapses into chaos and Trump needs a new war to fight.

[Anonymous No.18177898]

>>18177852
:3

[Anonymous No.18177900]

>>18177013
nobody wants to miss the rebound, its clear this is a finite problem and will clear up eventually its just a matter of time. if you wait to buy in when everything is cleared up, you missed out on cheapies. also people know the feds wont let anything fail, they will keep throwing out stimulus and bailouts nobody will go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18177906]

>>18177900
Whatever happened to it being a "moral hazard" Christ my generation is going to get railed up the ass with the coming inflation and debt can down the road.

[Anonymous No.18177908]

>>18177877
>bad management
>bad stockpile of assets
>bad credit
>bad (negative) sales
>now bad reputation and bad plane
>even nearly catastrophically fucked up their NASA contract
This stock's price is literally whatever the hell the Fed wants it to be.

[Anonymous No.18177911]

>>18176820
Liking women is pretty homo, dude

[Anonymous No.18177914]

>>18177885
People isn't riding cars because they're riding the bvll

[Anonymous No.18177918]

are you guys ready for a second crash? the Chinese just reopen their wet market.

[Anonymous No.18177922]

Bullish
https://www.barrons.com/articles/ad-spending-collapse-will-be-worse-than-in-financial-crisis-survey-51585339757

[Anonymous No.18177923]

>>18177890
Just be sure to pick an expiration months away the people who got screwed by Jerome thought they were gonna make easy riches buying April spy puts them the fed shit right right on their plans

[Anonymous No.18177930]

Anons are my SPY $245 April 24th Puts safe? Average cost of $9.50.

[Anonymous No.18177936]

>>18177013
June 1? He said April 39 retard

[Anonymous No.18177942]

>>18177856
You forgot to mention that Canada literally has no gold reserves because Trudeau sold it all to fund whatever the fuck he wanted at record low prices.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-03-03/its-official-moment-canada-has-no-gold-reserves-left

[Anonymous No.18177960]

It is not a good time to buy medicine companies stock. Manufacturing cost have increased due to lockdown and scarcity of raw material while sales decreased because people are locked into their home and regular medical processes have been halted.

[Anonymous No.18177965]

Ssme every fucking time lol

[Anonymous No.18177969]

>>18177611
don't worry you will get a second crash soon. China has not learn their lesson.

[Anonymous No.18177978]

>>18177960
>medicine companies stock
MRNA and INO Chads, sound off.

[Anonymous No.18177979]

>>18177922
>https://www.barrons.com/articles/ad-spending-collapse-will-be-worse-than-in-financial-crisis-survey-51585339757
Dear Father, who art in Heaven, please let this financial crisis bankrupt Jewgle and Facebook in Silicon Valley and scatter all the cunts and faggots who work there, broken and homeless, to live among the filth and the detritus of the Silicon Valley hellscape they have created, so that they may see the errors of their ways. Amen.

[Anonymous No.18177980]

>Mfw watching futures since they opened

[Anonymous No.18177982]

sheeeeeeiiiit

[Anonymous No.18177983]

>>18177936
Will be lockdown through the 30th meaning reopen on the first

[Anonymous No.18177984]

>>18177982
P
R
I
C
E
D
I
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[Anonymous No.18177989]

>>18177982
>Bottoming is a process
Which usually results in AIDS

[Anonymous No.18177991]

>>18177982
>Update

[Anonymous No.18177996]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO FUTURES ARE FUCKING TANKING, TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED STUPID BULLS!

[Anonymous No.18177999]

>>18177979
This please. The housing is too damn high and overpopulated and it is literally Sodom and Gomorrah in San Francisco. If it reduced by at least 20%, I would consider that a win.

[Anonymous No.18178003]

>>18177996
does this mean ethereum os going up?

[Anonymous No.18178005]

>>18177996
We've gone negative.
Like it should have been the whole time wasn't for the gay ass yuan printers.

[Anonymous No.18178006]

The Market is sick. It is dying. We will all make it.

[Anonymous No.18178007]

LMAO YOU SEE IT SIT AT 0% FOR A FEW SECONDS AHAHA

[Anonymous No.18178008]

>>18177989
I chortled.

[Anonymous No.18178011]

Heads up
European stocks slipped in early trade on Monday, with modest losses across the Continent. Two companies that warned over the impact of COVID-19, chip equipment maker ASML and luxury-goods product firm LVMH , both advanced. ABN Amro however slumped 7% as it scrapped its dividend, after the European Central Bank called for payouts to be halted until October, and other banks also dropped. Light sweet crude oil futures slumped over 4% to $20.60 a barrel, and the euro fell vs. the dollar.

[Anonymous No.18178013]

>>18177699
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18178018]

>>18177969
I can taste the culture

[Anonymous No.18178019]

>>18177900
Of course there's still a chance this isn't the bottom and just a dead cat before another leg down and THEN we rebound? I'm banking on that, but I am getting nervous. Sitting in fiat is safe but boring as shit

[Anonymous No.18178021]

>On the Italian island of Sicily, police with batons and guns moved to protect supermarkets after reports of looting by locals who could no longer afford food.
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18178026]

>>18177979
Isn’t google a pajeet and a vlad? Why all the hate?
>>18177999
Kek okay yeah. But they actually did shelter in place when much of the country was still just a flu so... we’ll see. Wouldn’t mind if the homeless population of LA got cleaned up a little.

>>18177982
What’s it from and why should I care about their opinion?

[Anonymous No.18178034]

>>18178018
>>18178018
these niggers are fucking crazy, glass the cockroaches

[Anonymous No.18178035]

>>18178026
>What’s it from and why should I care about their opinion?
it's from the Yahoo article another anon linked, about how the chinks nudged the dial on an interest rate and that sent US futures up

[Anonymous No.18178036]

>>18178007
ethereum shot to 1000% for a moment

[Anonymous No.18178041]

>>18178035
I see. Thanks! Behind on my reading and watching and fuck it all my studying too.

[Anonymous No.18178059]

>>18178007
>>18178036
Imagine betting your future on a scam like crypto, where you can lose everything if you sold right as the price flashcrashed to fractions of a penny for no reason

[Anonymous No.18178060]

I need to take a fat shit, don't crash the market while I'm not here.

[Anonymous No.18178064]

'E shits?

[Anonymous No.18178066]

>>18178064
doomp eet

[Anonymous No.18178071]

>>18178060
>he dumped?
domp et

[Anonymous No.18178072]

>listening to daily news briefing
>banning alcohol in one area of Greenland to protect children from violence while schools are shutdown

>ONE IN THREE Greenlanders experiences sexual violence as a child
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

[Anonymous No.18178073]

>>18177960
>Manufacturing cost have increased due to lockdown and scarcity of raw material
I work in pharma manufacturing (CMO). Operating costs are currently the same, and neither excipients nor API are scarce. The only difficulty right now is sourcing P95 masks for dispensing activities.

[Anonymous No.18178074]

>>18178059
>market selling

[Anonymous No.18178075]

>>18178059
Imagine having some random buy order for a tenner at 0.0001
And waking up to 200k

[Anonymous No.18178083]

I HAVE BROKEN A DINNER PLATE

THIS IS EXTREMELY BEARISH

[Anonymous No.18178090]

>>18178074
someone clearly did it, how would the order have filled otherwise?

[Anonymous No.18178093]

>>18178072
It's not. Sexual assault and rape statistics are notoriously fudged.

[Anonymous No.18178096]

>>18177996
>Futures punped in low volume
>reality ensues when Europe markets ring the bell giving US futures exposure to open markets, futures start tanking

Enjoy the ride when US markets open.

Expect more

[Anonymous No.18178097]

>>18178041
same I have two homework assignments due in 9 hours that are not getting done lol

[Anonymous No.18178099]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/european-stocks-edge-lower-after-ecb-calls-for-banks-to-halt-dividends-through-october-2020-03-30?mod=home-page

bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.18178102]

https://www.strawpoll.me/19651509

[Anonymous No.18178107]

>>18178090
that's the problem of people who click SELL EVERYTHING NOW AT ANY PRICE POSSIBLE during the worst and most immediate dip in history desu

[Anonymous No.18178115]

read em and weep, mumus

[Anonymous No.18178122]

>>18178115
commence the suffering.

[Anonymous No.18178124]

>>18177969
you do realize they have these in south korea too and like every other asian country...

[Anonymous No.18178125]

>>18178115
You sure showed them, fellow bobo.

[Anonymous No.18178130]

>>18177989

[Anonymous No.18178133]

Lol it kinda looks like oil wants to dive but someone is desperately trying to pump up the price to keep it afloat.

[Anonymous No.18178138]

>>18178107
Soooo he sold enough of his shitcoin to fill every fucking order between the top and the bottom??
Jeez. Imagine being that guy.

>>18178093
Interesting if true. I would figure you just poll a group of the population, ask them if they experienced sexual violence as a child, then publish the results in the journal of sexual abuse of Greenlandian children or whatever.
Then again, if I learned anything in my statistics classes, it’s that statistics are such bullshit that at you can easily fuck with with stupid stuff like how you phrase a question, and even if you want to find the truth and not prove your bias, it’s verrrry fucking difficult.

[Anonymous No.18178139]

>>18178133
haha brrrrrrr am i right my fellow 4 channer

[Anonymous No.18178141]

>>18178133
dont pomp eet

[Anonymous No.18178147]

>>18178019
DCA by picking a price and saying I'm going to add x% of the total value at x interval.

[Anonymous No.18178153]

>>18178138
Well if he made his money in crypto he basically won the lottery anyway so easy come easy go

[Anonymous No.18178155]

EIGHTY BILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS??? How does Australia even have access to that kind of dough.

US gotta step it up. 80 trillion in the next stimulus bill.

[Anonymous No.18178156]

>>18178133
NO, no more oil crashing. my poor XOM can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.18178159]

>Norway is somehow doing worse than spain and italy
Why?

[Anonymous No.18178173]

>>18178159
wasn't priced in

[Anonymous No.18178174]

>>18177469
>tfw wanted to go all in on VXX on friday but too chicken to hodl over the weekend

[Anonymous No.18178177]

>>18178133
It will go lower

[Anonymous No.18178185]

>>18177225
>I'll wait for it to retest high 30s again.

Based on what? Server market is currently seeing an insane upsurge due to Corona and AMD has reiterated their rock-solid guidance even before that. The only way this can go horrible wrong is if the market goes belly up, but then we're all fucked anyway.

Anything below 40$ is a must-buy.

[Anonymous No.18178187]

>ITS OVER MUMU/BOBO
>YOU RETARDED BULLS/BEARS SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME

[Anonymous No.18178188]

>>18178180
>>18178180
>>18178180
Honk.

[Anonymous No.18178194]

>>18178133
Oil does this sort of stuff all the time. Not unusual price action. It is likely heading lower (although i'm not so confident that i'm short).

[Anonymous No.18178196]

>>18178159
Oil
Norway is a major oil producer

[Anonymous No.18178238]

>>18178177
15 bucks brent ?

[Anonymous No.18178241]

>>18177588
Jake?

[Anonymous No.18178297]

>>18177969
>still believes the bat soup meme

[Anonymous No.18178508]

>>18177691
The point would be to remove the dictator who allowed the country to spiral out of control, genius.

[Anonymous No.18178573]

>>18178508

TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE

[Anonymous No.18178606]

>>18177969
Dumb chinks just had to have their tortured rat soup

[Anonymous No.18179186]

>>18178073
I'm reading from report om statement of a Chinese pharmacy company