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>> No.18175299

fart

>> No.18175308

DUNNA DUNT DUNNA DUNT DUNNA
BULLS ON PARADE!!!

>> No.18175313
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Do you guys think this week will be green or red?

>> No.18175319
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>>18175296
wrong direction. We're going to moon because of confidence in Trump's leadership.

>> No.18175326

>>18175313
Did you not see OP's pic? Red.

Oh, and that's a girl btw.

>> No.18175329
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>>18175308
THEYRE HERE
THEYRE QUEER
BULLFAGGOTS ON PARADE

>> No.18175332

>>18175313
I don’t care if that’s a dude I’d eat dat ass

>> No.18175338

>war breaking out in phoenix 3 cops dead.

https://defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/breaking-active-shooter-in-phoenix-multiple-officers-down-ZP0hSmQ75060qu1peNWJmA

>> No.18175339

>>18175313
snip snip week

>> No.18175343

>futures rising towards green
It's time to hibernate bears. We're breaking past 260 and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.18175344

>>18175313
Red. Things are not getting better like everyone thought. Things opening we're pushed back. Disney world for example is now closed indefinitely rather than mid March like planned.

>> No.18175345

>>18175319
>because of confidence in Trump's leadership.

The retards of America don't own stock.

>> No.18175346

>>18175313
thats a boy (and heres why thats a good thing)

>> No.18175347
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>>18175319
>but the future refused to change

>> No.18175353

I am even a based bearbro and even I don't think this volatility will last much longer. You won't get those big -5% days. It'll just be a slow burn of -5% over a month instead, for the next 9 months.

>> No.18175357
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>>18175332
based

cute traps > slampigs

>> No.18175361

>>18175345
The retards in America own most of the stock.

>> No.18175371
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18175371

Easter
Miracle
Coming
Soon

>> No.18175389

Guess I'm going all in on GE.

>> No.18175394

Does anyone here actually trade futures? What do you think of that compared to trading stocks?

>> No.18175397

>>18175371
Easter Miracle was cancelled over coronavirus concerns.

>> No.18175399

>>18175344
Your forgetting that logic doesn’t apply in a clown market

>> No.18175400

you... did buy boeing last monday, right anon?

>> No.18175401

>>18175371
>YWN be a guest of a fast food feast at the white house

I would grab 2 double quarter pounders, wendys fries, and mcdonalds coca cola, topped off with a wendys frosty.

>> No.18175412

Explain to grug
Why rock market go up if bad air keep spreading

>> No.18175417

>>18175401
For me it is the beyond burger from Carl's Jr.

>> No.18175423

>>18175417
fag

>> No.18175428

Fuck tripfags

>> No.18175432

bitch forgot my mcchicken

>> No.18175433

>>18175412
Man in chair keep finding more rock.
Grug don't know where he find rock, maybe he make out of thin air?

>> No.18175436
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18175436

is it possible for this stock to hit this high again?

newfag, be kind, thx.

>> No.18175437

>>18175417
For me it's an Uncle Burger, no lettuce, and a Canada Dry, a small fries and an icecream (to dip the fries in)

>> No.18175447

>>18175401
Nice and slightly cold, definitely not fresh, with way too much sauce and a greasy wrapper. Uma Delicia

>> No.18175449

fug I want a burger now

>> No.18175452

>>18175389
bait or not, Cramer's been nibbling at GE in his trust, and he's been killing it lately. I was hoping you had a bull case so I could understand his reasoning.

I thought he was such an idiot for buying AVGO and now he's gotta be up like 20%+

>>18175412
zoom out.

>> No.18175454

>>18175412
Big nose no let rock market go down

>> No.18175460

>>18175412
long nose tribe chief is making new rocks to give other long noses so that there's enough rocks to make rock market work

not enough rock makes market stop and makes rock worth more

if long nose tribe keep making value of rock go down they transfer wealth from hard working grugs to fellow long noses

>> No.18175474

>>18175412
THEY KEEP ADD MORE ROCK! NOT FAIR TO GRUG I ONLY HAVE 10 ROCK THEY KEEP MAKING MORE ROCK

>> No.18175479

This at least feels like a bull market. Slow robotic crawl up. It needs humans to drop and there are none there.

>> No.18175484

do the opposite of what the majority of biz, investing.com, stocktwits say and you'll be rich

>> No.18175487
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18175487

any other retard holding 4/9 CHWY 40c

>> No.18175488

guys, I think 4chan might be a waste of time

>> No.18175489

>>18175474
Neighbor have warrant for 20 rock and want them. They give him rock. How this fair?

>> No.18175490

>>18175433
Long nose tribe at rock quarry make more rocks, say just as good as normal rock. Grug think new rock look smaller than old rock, but friend Krug say new rock bigger!

>> No.18175494
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Will SQQQ ever be above $$23 again?

>> No.18175495

>>18175488
Pssh naw

>> No.18175498

>>18175371
im grabbing 2 whoppers, mcdonalds fries and some wendys nuggets

>> No.18175499

>Singapore hit breakers
>Indonesia hit breaks
>Entirety of the eastern markets are red outside of Australia

We gonna be having a red Monday

>> No.18175507

>>18175313
red, and next time you post a man make sure he doesn't have a hank hill ass you faggot

>> No.18175512

>>18175487
>4/9 CHWY 40c
Gigantic newfag here what does this mean?

>> No.18175516

>He fell for the bull trap.

>> No.18175518

>>18175326
i hope green desu
>>18175332
thx
>>18175339
no snip snip

>> No.18175530

>>18175484
Tbh both sides seem about equal. Nobody knows what this week will do.

>> No.18175531

>>18175361
he meant to say most americans don't own stock

>> No.18175536

>>18175512
$40 strike price call on CHWY expiring 4/9

>> No.18175542

Oil bros how fucked are we in April?

>> No.18175543

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>> No.18175544
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closer.. closer...

>> No.18175547
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>>18175359
no thats not what I said. If we open April at the current level that already satisfies the band for most indices and it will be a pump week. Once again need to study the April opening days before I know for sure

>> No.18175550

>>18175484
Right now there's very little incentive to sell because the government will be buying it and then who knows what they do with it, if they keep it or give it to some jew.

>> No.18175555

>>18175488
internet is a waste of time unless you use it for actual researching, which is hard since the algorithm decides what you see when you look up for something

>> No.18175557

>>18175412
Because ice rock starts falling from the skies

>> No.18175559

Should I go all in on MIST?

>> No.18175562

>>18175547
The "two week peek" gives visibility

People will begin to make for the entrance who haven't.

It'll generally be gre

>> No.18175570

>>18175512
https://blog.quantinsti.com/basics-options-trading/

>> No.18175573

>>18175394
At least one anon does but he doesn't post very often.

>> No.18175579

>>18175313
female

>> No.18175585

>>18175543
adl
anti defamation league
bnai brith
gun owners of america
heritage foundation
naacp
nra
planned parenthood
splc
gop train crash
gop train crash assassination
gop train crash assassination attempt
gop train crash attempted assassination
gop train crash attempted killing
gop train crash theory
attempted assassination of gop congress members
intentional gop train crash
gop train
train crash

>> No.18175587

>>18175499
Not seeing that in any live market ticker.
Got a link?

>> No.18175590

>>18175313
Welcome back
>>18175332
Here is more of that cutie
https://imgur.com/a/hViogrV

>> No.18175591

>>18175562
The big thing though will be rate of return. Things can't just go back open right away unless we get a cure-like or disappear-like event.

So it's going to be a very weird recovery period.

I think Regeneron is going to save the day with their antibody treatment eventually so thats a nice guesstimate for a backstop to fully open.

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>>18175436
We went over this the last time you asked!

>> No.18175600

https://youtu.be/UBXjlNNNFus
PRICED
IN

>> No.18175602
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>>18175338
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LANDLET, DON'T JUST LIE THERE BLEEDING OFFICERS, GET THAT COCKROACH OUT OF MY HOUSE, HE HASN'T PAID HIS RENT IN 2 MONTHS AND IS NOW SHOOTING AT US.

>> No.18175616
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18175616

>The hero is defeated
>The hero is successful and the sacred realm is protected
>The hero is successful and the dark lord is sealed
Choose your path

>> No.18175630 [DELETED] 

>>18175585
abortion is barbaric
abortion is wrong
abortion is murdering
abortion is a crime
abortion increases risk of miscarriage
abortion increases risk of infertility
abortion increases breast cancer
abortion increases the likelihood of future miscarriages
abortion increases the risk of ectopic pregancy by 50
abortion increases risk of mental health problems
abortion increases risk of premature birth
Kate Spade
Kate Spade death
Kate Spade suicide
Kate Spade murder
Kate Spade pizzagate
Kate Spade pizza
Kate Spade Bourdain

>> No.18175637

>>18175452
this idiot is just giving you crumbs of insider trading leads, he's been getting via the WS grapevine, he has made WS billions making mutts buy up whatever he tells them to on his moronic fucking show.

>> No.18175643

>>18175542
It looks bad. I sold on technicals last Thursday. G20 didn't deliver. No good news over weekend aside from that intercepted air strike on Riyadh. No more strike attempts since that one. Seems like it was a poke maneuver to see how on the ball Saudi air defense is while they're distracted by corona chan.

>> No.18175648

>>18175592
the answer was yes, right?

>> No.18175652

>>18175573
He's probably too busy trading futures because futures are so much more awesome than stocks. I hope one day I'll get approved for futures trading too.

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>>18175630
>Pizzagate.
>Still believing it's real.
lmfao

>> No.18175660
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>>18175648
The answer was NO.

>> No.18175671

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444
>new york going to shit
priced in?

>> No.18175675
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>>18175616
The hero is defeated.

>> No.18175677

>>18175547
thankies. I repeated it because I wasn't sure I understood. Sounds like I gotta wait for wednesday to hear your update.

you think we will retest in a 4-5 months or is that just if we retest? I guess I gotta wait and see.

>> No.18175678

>>18175338
>.io
yeah browser games neato

>> No.18175679

>>18175616
I like the way you think anon

>> No.18175692

>>18175643
What should I do brother? I have 500 dollars worth each of XOM (37), RDS.b (33), and BP (24) should I sell at a loss and try to get in when it goes lower? I have 2,300 on the side and am looking to pick up more oil for the ultimate rebound.

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>>18175630
>abortion increases risk of miscarriage
Isn't that the point?

>> No.18175701

>>18175692
Are these long holds? If so, cost average.

>> No.18175709

>>18175579
no
>>18175590
ty, red or green this week?

>> No.18175718

>>18175700
miscarriage of the next wanted pregnancy, m7

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>>18175700

>> No.18175733

Why is a sperg naming political factoids and keywords in wsg

>> No.18175743

>>18175733
He thinks this is /pol/

>> No.18175744
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>>18175718
>buy one abortion, get your next one free
still don't see the problem

>> No.18175748

>>18175733
it looks like google schizoid search history desu

>> No.18175749
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18175749

POO index is up. Expect more attempts at forced memes like _____ got too cocky, *brrrrr*, ooo/ahhhh, and other general shitposting compared to Friday.

>> No.18175751

>>18175562
>>18175591
Wat.
I'm buying regeneron... 370, 430, but below 400 I might buy more

>>18175637
Ok
well he's saved me a buttload by telling me in february that we're fucked and the government is fucking up the response and underestimating the threat. And because he's pals with Kudlow... I took it as he knows what he's talking about.

>>18175600
Thanks I hadn't seen this, so
>2016
uhhhh... I guess i'll still watch and see if it holds up.

>> No.18175753

>>18175744
>wanted
don't be daft on purpose, fren.

>> No.18175761

>>18175743
>He thinks this is /pol/

I haven't been to /pol/ and I really don't want to, but is this the kinda ultra-retarded shit that goes on there?

>> No.18175770

>>18175701
Yeah I plan on holding these positions, I believe that oil will still be somewhat profitable in my lifetime (23) as green energy is a PT Barnum show. I was thinking about adding more and maybe picking up other oil stocks but don't know what else is going to be left after this shake out.

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Just hit me that after tomorrow, i'll probably have to sell everything at open to avoid having huge losses. Guess i'll sit out for 2 weeks and buy back in when things bottom out.
I've somehow been able to stay above an 8% gain this entire month, wonder how most of /smg/ has been doing

>> No.18175776

uh boys asian market are all in the red, how fucked are we

>> No.18175778
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>>18175749
IT'S GOING TO BATMAN

>> No.18175784

>>18175751
It doesn't just hold up, it's an actuality that was posted 4 years ago.

>> No.18175788
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>>18175709
Depends on if you post new pics.

>> No.18175789

>>18175749
was it really necessary to mispel my acronym suggestion

>> No.18175800
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LOL futures are already green,, you Bobos never learn. Never bet against the printer. Never.

>> No.18175818

>>18175772
over 250% ytd

>> No.18175828

>Australia singlehandedly turning the US futures around
Never bet against the bull.

>> No.18175832
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18175832

How the fuck is this possible

>> No.18175833

>>18175784
I mean if it stands the test of time. He backtracked real quick on the "cash is trash" thing. Hope it's not the same old shit we've been talking about for months, will check it out.

>> No.18175844

>>18175832
There's no volume on the weekend.

>> No.18175846

>>18175832
People want in

2 weeks to peak is not a long time to buy in.

it's a small entrance to crowd through

>> No.18175848

>>18175296
whats tomorrow gonna look like?
https://voca.ro/kI8k1hvZ88t

>> No.18175849

>>18175761
its not so completely schizo as that, but yes

>> No.18175853
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S
B V L L
R
G
E

>> No.18175858
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>>18175776
Your not all in on SQQQ?

>> No.18175860

>>18175832
>smolcaps
fucking small business administration bastards

>> No.18175861

>>18175832
c l o w n w o r l d

>> No.18175870

BULLS ON PARADE

>> No.18175871

>>18175832
The dax I don't know but I'm buying and riding the inflation up tomorrow. If the government is going to take the market up I'll join them until everything is worthless.

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>>18175788
i channel my energy to pump!
BULL TEAM LETS GO!

>> No.18175880

>>18175849
>its not so completely schizo as that, but yes

Thanks, Anon. I pretty much figured it was a shithole, but even morbid curiosity has its limits.

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>>18175832
Guess I'm poor now

>> No.18175887

lower interest rates
stimulus checks trillions pouring in

Bull market like never once before into year end

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>>18175875
It'll be green like our IDs

>> No.18175898

bears actually thought corona was anything but a nothingburger. this dip was from a correction. v shaped recovery underway.

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>>18175788
>Supporting 3D
>Supporting homosexuality

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>unemployment rising
>majority of businesses are closed due to quarantine
>stocks still rising tho
are stocks a meme?

>> No.18175916

>>18175770
you're doing good. stick to large caps. you already bought at a discount - anything lower is just icing on the cake.

>> No.18175919

>>18175832
hahaha brrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18175920
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C R A B W O R L D

R

A

B

W

O

R

L

D

>> No.18175923

>>18175915
no

it's called people seeing X stock will be worth +40% in 8 months and seeing that that's a great return and deploying capital

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>>18175900
Hey man. I like cute boys, what can I say?

>> No.18175951

>>18175923
It will be worth the same but the number will be bigger. However there are no alternates yet.

>> No.18175957

We're hitting 260 on Monday and crabbing out from there. Crash fears are gone now. We reached the bottom and it's just a recovery from here.

>> No.18175959

Crab week

>> No.18175960

>chinese injecting money and cutting reverse repo rates
hmmmmmmmm

They've managed to avoid their debt crisis, huh?

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>>18175832
The Fed is buying. Might as well join them now.
They have proven they will just become part of the treasury.

They will soon start buying stocks directly or "regulate" selling if need be.

>> No.18175964

>>18175412
Rock quarry go clunk clunk

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>>18175929

>> No.18175971

Is TOPS going to rise more or is this it?

>> No.18175973

>>18175961
>making assumptions
this may be chinese liquidity

>> No.18175976

>>18175957
>Crash fears are gone now
and then the real crash happens

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>>18175677
thats if we retest. these are also Diabolical Sudoku questions on my relaxing Sunday so please hold off until at least tuesday when my research is complete

>> No.18175987

Get ready to once again start hearing this age old quote all the way to new ATHs this summer: “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”, of course with some Warren Buffet and Elon Musk quotes thrown in for good measure.

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18175988

I'm going to get /OIL'd/ tomorrow, lads. How can I get a refund on GUSH?

>> No.18175993

>>18175313
Solely based on pausing the economy until May, shit is going to bottom out on the 19-21th of April, and then it'll rise up.

>> No.18175994

>>18175976
nah wagies are getting antsy and eager. It's more like a nice sleep for them. Sleep is healthy and results in better growth in plants.

>> No.18176008

>>18175988
flip your position and ride the momentum :^)

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>>18175973
Maybe. The dollar also gained some vale so somebody has to buy.
The Chinese are already having the money over in the US from January on though. So it can not really be them, no?

>> No.18176010

I'm so fucked up over not putting my life savings into Boeing at 95 per stock. FUCK. I would've almost doubled my money by now.

>> No.18176011

>>18175994
>nah wagies are getting antsy and eager.
Not when the government is going to pay them more than they did working

>> No.18176027

>>18176010
told you

>> No.18176029
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>>18175920

>> No.18176040

>>18175412
No can explain
Black swamp goo barely worth 20 rock vouchers, but rock market oracles still green
Evil magic only explanation

>> No.18176042

SPY futures already recovered to Friday close...

>> No.18176050

>Oil hitting 20$
I will buy in when it hits 10$
>>18176010
If I could predict a roulette table I would be rich as fuck. I cant though so I am stuck with stocks.
Dont be depressed over potential gains and could have, would have.

>> No.18176053

>>18176010
Don't worry. It's going to be 50 bucks in summer.

>> No.18176061

Oil bros for the long game anyone have any call advice for USO? thinking that the turn around will be 2021 for it getting back to $15?

>> No.18176064

>>18175412

Long nose tribe up to something me thinks

>> No.18176072

lmao you retards need to get off r*ddit. This nothingburger ''''crisis'''' has been solved. You missed the bottom btw

>> No.18176074

>>18175993
Doesn't look like it. If the government is going to nationalize everything you try to sell just hold, why sell to the government?

>> No.18176081

>>18175313
red we are entering a great depression.

>> No.18176088

>>18176061
2022 7c

>> No.18176093
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finna bouta lose all my corona gains tomorrow

>> No.18176097

futures are green

>> No.18176107

>>18175313
Yeah I'm going to coom to you

>> No.18176108
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18176108

Time to double down on oil lads.

>> No.18176121

>>18176072
Nigga we've just been put in extended lock-down until may.

>> No.18176123

>>18175832

It’s called priced in you fucking idiots

>> No.18176142
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18176143

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-29/mortgage-bankers-ask-sec-to-save-them-from-wave-of-margin-calls
lol will my DRV print?

>> No.18176146

>>18175987
This
But it will retest lows first.

>> No.18176152

>>18176121
See>>18176123

>> No.18176153

brrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18176158
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>> No.18176176

>>18175923
just like in 08 right

>> No.18176186

>>18176107
thx

>> No.18176193

>>18176146
No we are not that would make sense in a normal market where government and investors try to avoid inflation, now that government is hell bent on inflating fighting it is pointless.

>> No.18176227

>>18176143
SEC can't do shit. Imagine the fucking CHAOS that would happen if people didn't have to pay margin calls?

>> No.18176230

IS ANYONE HERE MAKING IT? OR EVEN USING REAL MONEY IN STOCKS? IM CONVINCED 99% OF YOU ARE NOSTOCKZ WHO JUST SHITPOST HERE

>> No.18176243

>>18176230
I'm going to lose a lot of money if tomorrow is not big red :(

>> No.18176245
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>>18176186
Where can we find more of you?

>> No.18176247

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE MOONING WTF

>> No.18176256

So I'm getting $750 tommorow from the Australian government and I'm wondering if what I should do with it. Should I
Invest it in Gold/Silver
Put it all into a different currency
Or invest it into the stock market or Bitcoin?

>> No.18176260

holy shit it's raining money for bulls rn

>> No.18176262

>>18176247
You have a very generous definition of mooning

>> No.18176273

crabs won, might as well set all my options on fire

>> No.18176285

>>18176010
bro...boeing doesn't produce working products anymore. it's a matter of tiem.

>> No.18176287
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+0.01%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18176288

>>18176260
It was like this but for bulls last week on a green day, it'll turn back, watch.

>> No.18176296

>>18176245
not many places sometimes i post on various boards

>> No.18176298

>>18176256
I'm think hooker, blow and rope. Our countries in the bin.

>> No.18176300

Told ya it’d be green

>> No.18176303

>>18176230
Can confirm, sold my one mutual fund at the bottom last week and lost out on roughly $700 in gainz and have been silently seething and losing hair in every /smg/ since then

>> No.18176306

does 2500 has a magnet or something haha

>> No.18176314

>>18176296
I see. Hope to see more of you pop up.

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>>18176186
fix yourself before you an hero.
no amount of money can buy peace of mind.

>> No.18176320

Im going to fite every bearnigger here

>> No.18176325

Dow hits sub 15k this week, is hasn't been fully understood by Americans that this virus isn't a "gone by the end of april" deal. Most banks are predicting a 18-24 month long stagnation or actual bear market. Literally the phattest bull trap in history if we go up on monday. America will go full lockdown, the normalfags and boomers are going to start accepting reality.

You are holding liqiud to buy $50 shares of Boeing right?

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>>18176256
A flight to Bali seems good with that money.

Alternatively just put it in some ETF and throw your money there whenever you want/can.

>> No.18176332

>>18176230
I have a bit of SQQQ and SDOW, no point in catching a falling knife, gonna go in when we're back to work.

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>>18176320
think fast

>> No.18176335
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18176335

>tfw had a chance to buy the dip but wasn't expecting brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18176340

I mean honestly what more bad news do we possibly need to go back down? Another 30 days of lockdown? Yep great time to buy some stocks! 200,000+ potentially dying in the coming weeks? Yep, I'm buying!!!

>> No.18176341

Sydney stock exchange about to close. Japans stock exchange has an hour left of trading.

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>>18176333
too slow kid

>> No.18176353

>>18176325
>Dow hits sub 15k this week, is hasn't been fully understood by Americans that this virus isn't a "gone by the end of april" deal. Most banks are predicting a 18-24 month long stagnation or actual bear market. Literally the phattest bull trap in history if we go up on monday. America will go full lockdown, the normalfags and boomers are going to start accepting reality.

the sources are our ass right?

>> No.18176363

>>18176230
I don't do options too much gambling and it. I sold what little I have in the market in January and if tomorrow is green I'll buy some things I know will get rescued and hold. I can see the upcoming crash but I can't predict the government's retardation the will keep the numbers big. HODL and watch.

>> No.18176368

>nikkei is still 4% down
Why are bulls so delusional?

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>>18176351
>Nothing personnel kid

>> No.18176375

We're gonna end up +5% today aren't we bobros?
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I don't have more cash to DCA into SQQ.

>> No.18176376

>>18176353
Yes. The source is the authors ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_1ug6x7nU

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>>18176335
This show is really fucking good, watch it if you get a chance.

>> No.18176381

>>18175891
Whadafugh. Are you the same from the other thread? How are you predicting this? Tell me what i should buy

>> No.18176384

>0.02

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S PUMPING OOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18176386
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18176386

All these idiots trying to figure out if it's bull or bear, when it's always a clown market and the crabs will win. If you're unfortunate enough to own actual stocks, consider selling covered calls so you can maximize your crab gains.

>> No.18176399

>>18175296
if the market doesn't go down at least 3% tomorrow i will beat my wife with a belt until she cries then rape her

>> No.18176401

>>18176353
Sources for the 18-24 month long stagnation are me speaking with banks in person, and other investors in person. This virus is not going to magically disappear after a month of lockdown. You are going to watch countless countries attempt to reopen, only for the virus to breakout again. Tourism, flights, etc are going to be on literal FED lifesupport for a year+ at least. Other business will be slow in general and profits will be lower for that time as well.

You are going to be holding those boeing stocks for 5 years at least btw.

>> No.18176410

>>18176399
You can't rape someone you're married to, LARPer.

>> No.18176412

>>18176369
https://youtu.be/Rk8pRJ7jV94?t=102
>

>> No.18176414

>>18176399
Keep us posted.

>> No.18176420

>>18176399
Ahmed the BEAR

>> No.18176421

>>18176410
Tell it to the judge.

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>>18176369

>> No.18176431

>>18176401
treatments will get better
testing will get better
seasonality (if you believe this, I do)
behavior will get better

I think regeneron's treatment will be a game changer when it's out.

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>>18176410
Its not rape if she enjoys it

>> No.18176454

>>18176410
i can and i will. although it goes green i will be too mad to get it up and just shut her in her room after i'm done beating her.
>>18176414
you bet your ass i will.
>>18176420
nigger i'm R-U152

>> No.18176459

>>18176318
actually if you look up that username they ended up getting the shitty surgery fixed and are now fairly fuckable

>> No.18176460

>>18176441
but that means rape isn't real?

>> No.18176461

>>18176412
that's funny if you assign human feelings to the bear

>> No.18176463
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18176463

BVLL
BVLL
BVLL
BVLL
BVLL

BEARS: DESTROYED
BVLLS: ASCENDED
VIRVS: CVRED
SVRGE
SVRGE
SVRGE

>> No.18176474

So should I sell my 15 May SPY 230P tomorrow and buy calls?

>> No.18176476

>>18176459
That's typical of /pol/ they take the moments where a complication happens rather than the full picture. Why? Simple transphobia. There's no amount of context which fixes this.

>> No.18176478

>>18176245
0__0anon YOURE encouraging this mentally ill and suicidal degenerate behavior??
Or are you that weirdo that reposts people’s images with the same file name?

>> No.18176489

>>18176463
yeah well last time I went to bed on limit down futures feeling good about my shorts it went up 5%

hopefully green futures mean red close

>> No.18176496

>>18176431
>Regeneron
You mean the guys using mice? The same people who will only have human testing done by maybe summer time? This is where you place your hopes and dreams?

>> No.18176497
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>>18176460
Yes

>> No.18176505

>>18176399
food banks are in high demand,people are buying weapons and people are looting stores. shit is getting bad so is going down.

>> No.18176507

>>18176476
shut up faggot

>> No.18176508
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>And now you may rise...

>> No.18176510

>>18176459
>>18176476
your mental illness has taken away your ability to reproduce, has made you hurt yourself both emotionally and physically, and can eventually kill you

YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN.

>> No.18176514

>>18176489
On thursday it went limit up over night and crashed to -4%

Futures are back to being what they used to be
Worthless outside of knowing how the market is going to open.

>> No.18176516

>>18176496
Yes, because I believe in a high seasonality so a summer break

we need a good treatment now and decline in cases/deaths

then before fall a better treatment

>> No.18176525

>>18175332
Faggot

>> No.18176541

If the corporate debt bubble doesn't pop now, when will it?

>> No.18176557

>>18176541
Never.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr haha.

>> No.18176559

>>18176541
Never. You can always make more debt to pay previous debts.

>> No.18176563

how high can barrick gold go?

>> No.18176568

>>18176541
never. trump is too much of a pussy, and so was obama. this country's citizens are forture 500 companies, you don't matter, and savers and people who are financially conservative are niggers.

>> No.18176571

>>18176516
>Yes, because I believe in a high seasonality
Based on what evidence?

>> No.18176572

>>18176541
sep 2021

>> No.18176577
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>>18176476
Get the fuck off this board and back to your redd!t hugbox fucking tranny faggot

>> No.18176578
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>>18176459
you wouldn't be LYING to me Anon? because last i checked he was just out hunting elk with his dad. there are no photos showing how FUCKABLE he is. lier.

>>18176476
you'll notice by the DATES in the image that this is more than a MOMENT. you have a phobia towards reality.

>> No.18176580

>>18176508
not gonna happen my dude
I already accepted it. Don't worry, just hold for 1 year

>> No.18176583

B V L L .

DO NOT DENY. THE B V L L.

>> No.18176584

>OVER
>OVER
>OVER
>OVER

https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1244457859191992320

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>>18176577
god damn i love this website

>> No.18176594

>>18175772
Am considering closing all my sell calls that expire this year at open. Will likely be at breakeven or slightly below. Any anons hace advice on whether to go through with this or not?

>> No.18176596

>>18176584
Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin
blurred vision or other vision changes
chest discomfort, pain, or tightness
cough or hoarseness
dark urine
decreased urination
defective color vision
diarrhea
difficulty breathing
difficulty seeing at night
dizziness or fainting
fast, pounding, uneven heartbeat
feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior
feeling that others can hear your thoughts
feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there
fever with or without chills
general feeling of tiredness or weakness
headache
inability to move the eyes
increased blinking or spasms of the eyelid
joint or muscle pain
large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs
loss of hearing
lower back or side pain
noisy breathing
painful or difficult urination
red irritated eyes
red skin lesions, often with a purple center
severe mood or mental changes
sore throat sores, ulcers, or white spots on the lips or in the mouth
sticking out of the tongue
stomach pain
swelling of the feet or lower legs
swollen or painful glands
trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing
uncontrolled twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs
unusual behavior
unusual bleeding or bruising
unusual facial expressions
unusual tiredness or weakness
yellow eyes or skin

>> No.18176600
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18176600

>upside down M

Perhaps it's time to short McDonald's?

>> No.18176603

>>18176584
this has to be a joke
there is ZERO evidence this garbage works
some retarded french used it without a control group and said it works

>> No.18176606

>>18176584
B V L L
V
L
L

IT'S OVER. ECONOMY: REGULATED. TRUMP: 2020. MAGA: NEVERENDING. BEARS GO HOME, GIVE IT ANOTHER TWENTY YEARS AND WE MIGHT MAKE YOU HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE RUN. SVRGE.

>> No.18176607

>>18176596
REAL SCHIZO HOURS

>> No.18176608

Futures mooning

>> No.18176613

>>18176571
I don't want to argue it.

Based on everything

If you don't believe it fine.

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>>18175789
>misspelling misspell

>> No.18176627

Is there anything like DRV on the TSX?

>> No.18176633

>>18176613
>I have literally no proof or evidence
Top kek. Reminder that Australia exists.

>> No.18176637

>>18176603
>https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1244457859191992320
what could go wrong

>> No.18176639

>>18176613
>believe
Nigger this isn't religion. It's science. There's no evidence to suggest seasonality with this, as equatorial regions have been hit very hard. Italy is dry, arid heat because it's right above the goddamn equator. Sucks to suck but let's accept reality for what it is

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>>18176633
Okay.

>> No.18176651

THEY DOVBTED THE WORD OF THE BVLL.

THEY SCREECHED AND SHOVTED THAT IT WAS A NOTHINGBVRGER.

IN REALITY, THEY WANTED IT TO BE A NOTHINGBVLL. BVT IT WAS TOO LATE. THE BVLL IS HERE TO STAY. THE BVLL HAS CVRED THIS PVSSY DISEASE AND WILL SAVE THE ECONOMY. LANDLORDS ON FLEEK. CORPORATIONS STAY IN. RECESSION AVERTED. CVLTISTS ADMONISHED, DESTROYED, AND BVRIED. BEARS SKINNED.

BVLL. SVRGE.

>> No.18176652

>>18176627
>DRV
doubt it search horizon etfs they have some inverse/leveraged etfs

>> No.18176654

>>18176639
SOME seasonality is likely. High seasonality... I’d need some evidence.

>> No.18176656

>>18175412
big chief dunga trunga call bad wind yellow wind, yellow tribe and green hair tribe breeders mad

>> No.18176658

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>18176571
>>18176639

>> No.18176671

>>18176637
retards will empty pharmacies and people who really need it will be out of stock, it is already happening in my country

>> No.18176674

How much supply of hydroxychloroquine is there in the US?
If there's abundance to flatten the curve then this has potential to rally out of a bear market but Fauci and the taskforce should have already been aware of the incoming FDA approval and they were still giving glum estimates.

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>>18176643
>no mention of covid 19
Were you aware that covid 19 is a novel coronavirus, aka a coronavirus that hasn't been seen in man before and we have no data on its seasonality yet? Fucking retards dude

>> No.18176683

BVLL. BVLL. BVLL!

>> No.18176687

>>18176677
we aren't here writing scientific papers, we are here to beat the market

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>yeah dude, you can become rich! just start your own business and make your way to the top
>the big businesses get tax cuts and benefits tho
>they will also try to buy you out, ruin you or even fucking kill you if you start being a competition to them
>but they can fuck up tho so its fine and you'll get your spot to shine
>but we're going to give them bailouts if that was to happen, even if we have to devalue the dollar to do that
when did america become a communist country?

>> No.18176694
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18176694

Dump it.

>> No.18176696

Dow up .60% on literally 0 good news. What a stupid ass clown market

>> No.18176697

>>18176674
>hydroxychloroquine
This was brought up during the SARS days and it didn't do anything over traditional treatments. And then, as now, the evidence was anecdotes from outpatient care who are the ones with mild symptoms anyway.
Not a doomer but this is weird deja vu.

>> No.18176699

>>18176643
>No mention of Covid 19
Explain Australia. I'm waiting.

>> No.18176702

>>18176687
>proven wrong and outed as a tard
>WE ARENT HERE TO DISCUSS THAT DUDE WE NEED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE

>> No.18176707

>>18175313
faggot

>> No.18176709

>>18175832
Everyone with something to sell sold on Friday, didn’t you watch that monster dump at EOD?

>> No.18176710
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18176710

>mfw the giga bvll smashes the markets up today

>> No.18176711

>>18176584
>>18176603
>>18176606
Whether it works or not, it’s already been priced in for like a week. Buy the rumor sell the news

>> No.18176712

Is it dumb to have most of my portfolio made of options?

>> No.18176716

>>18176697
This virus is also very close to SARS, semantically speaking. The effect should be similar. If you read about how INO developed a vaccine in 3 hours it's because they took the one for SARS and changed a few variables. So that means there's two companies with vaccines now, MRNA and INO.

>> No.18176717

>Asian market in the red
>American future in the green
????

>> No.18176718

>>18176707
tell that to all my (you) gains

>> No.18176719
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bros i am literally right next to nyc's epicenter, elmhurst hospital... and this fake and gay market keeps fucking pumping... i'm not going to make it in either situation...

>> No.18176720

>>18176712
Absolutely.

>> No.18176721

>>18176712
Depends on whether or not you are correct about the direction.

>> No.18176723

>>18176712
depends

LEAPS?

expiration?
Intrinsic?

>> No.18176728

how do I buy shares in our resident trap

>> No.18176731

https://mbshighway.com/mortgage-crisis.html

>> No.18176733

>checks futures when they first opened = -650
nice
>checks futures now = +180
wtf, bros.

>> No.18176734

>>18176193
It’s just boomers who missed the bottom in 2008 falling for bull traps, they have massive FOMO from how long the recovery took under Obama and are terrified of missing the bottom on this one again

>> No.18176736

>>18176717
us market leads, asia down because us ended friday with a drop.

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>>18176733

>> No.18176741

>>18176719
post pics, lets see those body trucks

>> No.18176745

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY IN A CRAB MARKET?????

HELP!!!!!!!

>> No.18176747

>>18176696
wheres the bad news?

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>>18176589
it has gotten a little worse in later years, especially with the introduction of 4channel.org with oversensitive mods giving 3 day bans for every little trivial reason (seriously give more warnings instead of bans ffs)

but holy shit if it went away i'd go nuts not having somewhere i can be myself without fear of fake outrage or whatever. and twitter actively hinders you to download images + convert actual gifs to movie files + you can't click anywhere without hitting a hidden link, fuck that place. reddit too with their user names and gold and up/down votes and uncertainty whether your comment was hidden/shadowbanned or not

>> No.18176760

should i go all in WWE?

>> No.18176762

>>18176745
covered calls

>> No.18176765

>>18176696
It's going up way more when it opens.

I'm expecting +5% tomorrow

>> No.18176770

>>18176716
Two companies with candidates for vaccines. We don’t even know if they’re effective, let alone safe.

I like Regeneron’s strategy. And the FDA is fast tracking Kaletra I think?

>> No.18176771

>>18176719
eat 2 gram+ of vitamin c daily. chinese doctors use high doses of intravenous vitamin c (10-20g) to cure corona.

>> No.18176775

>>18176772
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>>18176772
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>>18176772
>>18176772


go here now

>>18176772
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>> No.18176779

Thinking about going long and just waiting it out.
Worst case scenario is my funds are locked in the market for some years.
How much worse could the market get? I'm going to bet against a major happening because nothing ever fucking happens full on.

>> No.18176783

>>18176760
>Not super slamming wwe stocks from the top of the octogon
NGMI

>> No.18176793

>>18175338
For people who support 'law and order' via police I love how the comment section is full of cries for murder of the suspect - fucking boot lickers.

>> No.18176794

>>18176696
Uhhhh. I was expecting overturned cars and fires in New York. Literally piles of bodies. I was expecting chaos.

What do you think Wall Street was pricing in? Infections slightly above what the model expected?

>> No.18176801

>>18176750
yeah it has gotten worse, overmoderation will be the death of this site.

i don't have social media at all and when i did try to go on reddit for a while i was completely disgusted by the fakeness of it. i can't believe how horrible websites like that are, how fake and saccharine people are to one another. if i wanted that shit i'd go to facebook. fuck man if you can't be real on the internet there's not even a point in using it. why would i want to say shit on the internet if i can't say how i feel.

this corona shit has taken the cake, and election bull shit, but the most unsettling thing that has affected my world in recent memory has been how these faggot corporations who control "social media" have tried to completely clamp down on self-expression in the past 6 years or so. it's horrifying how effective they've been at it too.

anyway i hope we have a limit down tomorrow so i can come laugh at BVLLS with you fine folks.

>> No.18176813

>>18176770
MRNA is already testing on humans through the NIH, skipped animal trials. INO will start testing in humans by April if their schedule is to be believed. It doesn't mean treatments won't be needed, but we have a good chance one of these will work. MRNA is giving a press conference in the AM and has announced they're suspending trials for their other vaccines.

>> No.18176826

>>18176639
Do you not know you have most likely been infected with a coronavirus in your life before this novel one? They’re 15% of the causes of “common cold” and “seasonal flu” in the United States. These things are extremely seasonal and there is sufficient spread now to suspect that it will be seasonal. Humans have never developed a successful vaccine for any coronavirus. Even the influenza vaccine barely works, and this virus appears to mutate divergent strains very quickly.

>> No.18176842

>>18176677
COVID19 is the disease, “novel coronavirus” is literally just SARS-CoV”2” that has been circulating and mutating in animal populations in China since 2001. Same virus, direct descendent of SARS.

>> No.18176843

>>18176750
>seething over jannies
Kek

The only shit I absolutely HATE is phone browsing and getting rangebanned or when someone shits on a tv mod’s waifu and gets the whole university wifi banned.

>> No.18176846

>>18176826
>Even the influenza vaccine barely works
What the fuck does this even mean. It works or it doesn't. There's some variance on the scale but it's not like, "Oh you didn't get any symptoms or suffer any effects, but it was only barely!".

>> No.18176878

>>18176600
Don't anon, people need to eat!

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https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=money%20printer%20go%20brrr

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>>18176801
i'll throw some shade at the censorship on youtube as well. taking away people's ability to earn money to discourage people to talk about topics, or outright ban you for just saying certain things. giving google the keys to internet was a big mistake, wish 4chan would at least use a different captcha. censorship is getting pretty bad on normie internet.

i wish all boards on 4chan were completely anonymous btw, no flags and no IDs. also wish numbers were stripped from filenames since if a user keeps uploading "bear715.jpg" across several threads you can be pretty sure it's the same guy = less anonymous.

also fuck the wait time between posts, can't believe image dumping is discouraged on an imageboard. wasn't like that 15 years ago.

>> No.18176938

>>18176912
>anon seething that he can’t monetize his “I hate nigs and jews” videos

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>>18176843
and another thing while i'm at it, fuck /b/ getting ruined by small max filesizes and the addition of a bunch of other boards on 4chan that have stolen all the fun people from /b/. at the very least /trash/ and /s4s/ should just be redirected to /b/. /aco/ also doesn't need its own board, threads on /b/ were fine. i could go on but what's the point.

>> No.18176978

>>18176745
Buy at top, sell at bottom.
Short rising stocks.

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>>18176938
hot hat

>> No.18177075

>>18176965
/b/ is just a porn image dump board now. Fuck coomers.

>> No.18177076

>>18176399
you cant rape a wife idiot she has to have sex with you when you want it

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>There is now a Class action lawsuit against China that claims the PRC manufactured the virus in a Wuhan virus lab in which a researcher sold a research animal to a wet market and that when the PRC discovered the breach they lied to the world about their negligence cause irreparable damages to businesses across the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJBYOiTtBs

>> No.18177107

>>18176696
i hope it goes up so i can pull out my IRA asap on a slight boost. either way im plling out my retirement funds tomorrow

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>>18177078
can't see that leading anywhere but it's good to send a message at least

>> No.18177292

It looks like Australia triggered a circuit breaker after hitting up 7%.