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18162985 No.18162985 [Reply] [Original]

How to survive the coming recession?

>> No.18163005

protip: you dont

>> No.18163010

The only person you can trust is yourself. If you can rely on yourself to handle your shit, you will be less exposed

>> No.18163097

I prepared for years now my time has come.
Got a big stash of food, gold, silver, cash and bitcoin
Bought a Vietnamese wife 4 months ago, been fucking non stop since Corona.
She took my virginity and I took hers.
I am a 3 she is a solid 8 feels good mane!

>> No.18163175

>>18163097
Based anon

>> No.18163188

>>18163097
how can I buy one of these things?

>> No.18163282
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18163282

Buy wire mesh, nail it on the inside of your windows, between breaking glass and cutting wire mesh you have 2 minutes to grab a poker and stab that crackhead that wanted to rob you.

>> No.18163297

>>18163188
I accepted the fact I am ugly and woman are not interested in me.
The only woman willing to have a relationship with me would be woman who are poor and are in need for financial stability.
Work hard invested that money in crypto made a shitload of money invested the profit in real estate and leech like a true landlord.

>Don't buy Ukraine or Russian woman they have an attitude and are high maintenance.

I went for dating trip to those countries and all those woman look like models and are dressed well.
Go for a submissive Asian woman who has a big family in her home country she need to send money to every month.
I give my wife $150 to send to her family every month, she is obedient like a dog, cooks, cleans and spreads when I need to offload my stress.

>> No.18163315

>>18163097
>Vietnamese bug chink
>Anything more than a 2/10

COPE

>> No.18163318

>>18163097
she will rob you and run the fuck back home.

>> No.18163334

>>18163097
>>18163297
Extremely based and 97 checked

>>18163315
Seethe

>> No.18163911

>>18163097
be careful. social bindings built upon greed often change and are instable.

>> No.18163929

>>18163282
good tip. and it ensures you can stay inside in case of fire, idiot.

>> No.18164010

>>18163097
>You took hers
> HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

>> No.18164139

>>18162985
Buy kneepads.

>> No.18164506

>>18162985
Save your rent money instead of paying rent.

>> No.18164527

>>18164506
This. No more rent.

>> No.18164531

>>18162985
I AM SO FUCKED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18164558

Work in a recession-proof industry, like healthcare. Everyone's always gonna be sick and needing care. I help in surgery and people are always gonna need shit done. Even in a time where 'elective' surgeries are being postponed we're still doing stuff

>> No.18164576

>>18163315
Roastie toastie

>> No.18164587

>>18164506
You fuckers are going to be homeless. On the off-chance you are a chinese shill trying to fuck murican economy, all I have to say to you is TAIWAN NUMBA ONE. FUCK CHINA.

>> No.18164588

>>18163297
what's your wife's email. I'll give her $175 a month to move in with me

>> No.18164616

>>18164588
Rofl

That dude is a cuck

>my wife is a filthy paid whore on a 72 month lease! I’m red pulled!

C O P E

>> No.18164671

>>18163097
Based except for the Vietnamese Wife part, which is extremely cringe

>> No.18164765

>>18163097
Vietnamese women are the hottest Asians. Does she look like Vina Sky?

>> No.18164786

>>18164587
This. Chinese are subhuman uncultured apes. Taiwanese are the polar opposite.

>> No.18164866

Purchase a gun and ammo, but's already months too late for that.

>> No.18164959

>>18164558
Say I work for Paypal, how recession proof is it?

>> No.18165011

I think the word you’re looking for is “deprssion”, OP

>> No.18165076 [DELETED] 

>>18163297
t. racemixing nigger that will get the rope

>> No.18165144

>>18163282
That's good advice. Why use a poker though when mid-range shotguns cost less than $300?

>> No.18165166

>>18165076
fuck off back to /pol faggot

>> No.18165180

>>18165011
it really isn't

>> No.18165188

>>18163297
hey genius, what happens when hyperinflation, the thing you've been prepping against, kicks in and the USD is equal to the Vietnamese currency?

>> No.18165689

>>18163318
They live in a remote village, there is nothing to go home to.

>>18163911
Greed is good!
She is desperate and I keep her in that position.

>>18164671
Why, what's wrong with Vietnamese?
She cooks delicious, is very petite and tight not like the African or White woman with obesitas.

>>18164765
She looks like Elly Tran Ha

>>18165188
Dollar will remain king against fourth world country currencies.

>> No.18165713

Buy gold and silver.