/lag/ - Landlords Assemble General

[Anonymous No.18153355]

PAY

[Anonymous No.18153358]

YOUR

[Anonymous No.18153368]

>>18153355
TENANT

[Anonymous No.18153374]

RENT

[Anonymous No.18153375]

SOLUTION: WE ALL RAISE RENT BY 50% PER MONTH. ALL MY UNITS ARE ON MONTH TO MONTH AND I CAN RAISE RENT ANY TIME.

[Anonymous No.18153380]

>>18153355
>>18153358
>>18153374
LMAO >>18153368
LANDKEKS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18153401]

>>18153375
>solution
>make my tenants rent strike even harder
>encourage tenants to essentially destroy my property due to anger


You really don’t want that rent do you ?

[Anonymous No.18153422]

>>18153368
>>18153380
You think this is a game you little shit? YOU THINK I'LL LET THIS SLIDE?!!

[Anonymous No.18153438]

I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF YOU'RE MY TENANT OR EVEN MY OWN SON! PAY THAT FUCKING RENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR...

[Anonymous No.18153444]

What's some clever ways to devalue/damage your landlords rental property without anyone knowing it was you?

Asking for a friend in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.18153469]

I'LL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR ASS AFTER FILLING YOU FULL OF HOLES!!!

I EXPECT YOU TO PAY IN FUCKING CASH, NOT SOME FAKE DIGIMON COINS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!

[Anonymous No.18153488]

>>18153444
Your friend should NOT do this but since it’s just Minecraft I’ll tell you. Drill hole in wall, fill with water using a straw, patch up hole. This will cause the walls to mold on the inside over time. Do this all over the Minecraft walls as much as you can.

Next, cum all over the floors.... in minecraft

[Anonymous No.18153490]

>>18153444
You so much as dig a hole in the yard and I'll break your legs boy!

[Anonymous No.18153505]

>>18153490
>>18153469
dude i said in minecraft, chill ! and it's not me it's a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

[Anonymous No.18153559]

i accidentally let the carpet fill with water when i cleaned my last apartment so the new tenant has probably already been living in and breathing in black mold for the past year

[Anonymous No.18153568]

>>18153355
FUCK LANDLORDS

[Anonymous No.18153597]

>>18153568
You don't have the balls to fuck your landlord, junior!

[Anonymous No.18153606]

>>18153559
>destroying the property and the tenants life

brutal

[Anonymous No.18153736]

>>18153375
Unfortunately there's a cap on annual rent increase where I live but you better believe if I don't get paid I'm gonna make it hurt.

[Anonymous No.18153784]

Haven't you landlords figured it out by now? It's over its done, you've lost, the landlord class is about to be removed and then real capitalism will begin
You don't actually have any power, you don't have numbers, you aren't intimidating and there's no where to run. Get a real job.

[Anonymous No.18153823]

>>18153784
Real capitalism can't begin until we get rid of property taxes like those Puerto Ricans did. Own your own property for real and free markets!

[Anonymous No.18153837]

>>18153401
>tenant vandalized property
>call police, report crime
>file civil suit for damages
>warrant issued
>papers served
>tenant doesn't show up to civil proceeding, I get awarded whatever damages I asked for
>tenant gets arrested later
>convicted of vandalism and ordered to pay restitution
>given 18 months probation
>serve 30 day jail sentence every time they don't pay restitution

Man the court system is fucked up isn't it

[Anonymous No.18153858]

>>18153736
>im gonna make it hurt
so you're going to drive away prospects and renewals?

[Anonymous No.18153882]

>>18153837
not if they damage it secretly without you knowing. years later you find out your property is crumbling and you dont know why?

>WHY ARE MY WALLS AND FLOORS MOLDING WTF !?!?

[Lance Ryder-chan No.18153960]

>>18153823
Literally the worst idea I've ever heard. Can we top it, kids?
No expense to hold land -> Land consolidation/monopoly -> actual intractable serfdom for everyone else
Feudalism ho! ~desu

[Anonymous No.18153979]

>>18153960
>Feudalism ho! ~desu
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT! GET FUCKED SERF!

[Anonymous No.18154003]

>>18153355
lol imagine paying rent to literal usurers when you can legally just live there for free for the next 3-6 months and put those savings into crypto or any other investments. fuck landlords

[Anonymous No.18154047]

>>18153355
Honestly scared about rent in the upcoming months. Decided to accept crypto, somebody paid in zano two days ago

[Anonymous No.18154369]

[Anonymous No.18154379]

>>18154369
Commies ain't even trying to hide their power level.

[Anonymous No.18154390]

>>18154003

[Anonymous No.18154402]

>>18154390

[Anonymous No.18154423]

>>18154402

[Anonymous No.18154440]

>>18154423

[Anonymous No.18154475]

>Person participates in capitalism
>invests in property for sole source of income
>risk is inherent in our capatlist system
>global pandemic is a rare unforeseeable risk, but still a risk
>lose investment, no longer a landlord
I fail to see the problem, capitalism worked as intended.

[Anonymous No.18154483]

>>18153355
Riddle me this mi Lords.

Who exactly do you plan on renting to , once you have kicked your tenants out?

Do you really think with 30% unemployment any one is going to actual pay you for your shitty mold covered studio?

Your only hope to survive all of this, and to maintain control over your property. Is to join the Tenants. And direct there anger at the banks which you likely pay your mortgage too. Otheirwise you will be the scapegoats in all of this, and the banks will get away scott free with your properties as the wagies burn you at the stake.

[Anonymous No.18154612]

>>18154423
What a clown society

>I just want passive income

>>I'm having a problem with my passive rent

>ha! get a real job!!

[Anonymous No.18154649]

Lmao at all the landlord cope ITT.
The bare facts:
1. your mortgages are NOT being deferred, meaning you owe the bank or they'll take your rental properties away
2. Eviction is banned for the next 3-6 month pretty much everywhere, in some places you can even start proceedings until that is done
3. Your lines of credit have dried up because your revenue has dried up
4. If someone decides to not pay rent, there is NOTHING you can do about it until sometime at the earliest in October and by then you will have personally been bankrupted and your rentals foreclosed on by your bank
5. Your equity is vanishing quickly because the market price for real estate is dropping

[Anonymous No.18154680]

>>18154612
inherent contradiction in american capitalism.
we abhor those who don't work, but honor those who've found a way to not work

[Anonymous No.18155991]

>>18154649
this is awesome. fuck these landlord leeches

[Anonymous No.18156106]

>>18153858
Not at all. I live in a university town short on housing.

[Anonymous No.18156130]

>>18153882
That's why I pay someone for inspections

[Anonymous No.18156150]

>>18153355
JANNIES ARE THE NEW LANDLORDS

[Anonymous No.18156153]

>>18154649
Wow fantastic news comrade! This means that the little guy who saved up to build a passive income will fork over all his property deeds to the ((banks)) who have our best interests at heart and will definitely lower rent in the short term and just give us free houses once this flu settles down. Thanks socialism uwu

[Anonymous No.18156382]

>>18156153
>the little guy who saved up to build a passive income
top
kek
you expect me to cry because jews are getting jewed?

[Anonymous No.18156423]

>>18156382
Of course not Comrade. Overthrow the bourgeois. True communism has never been tried.

[Anonymous No.18156480]

>>18156153
Banks should unironically own everything. Goyim should pay interest on air.

[Anonymous No.18156496]

>>18153444
Concrete in the toiler destroys their pipes and there's no way to prove it was you.

[Anonymous No.18156509]

>>18154649
Lol my state only has a moratorium on evictions until April 3rd. Even if it didn't though, my only 2 tenants are a teacher and a nurse, both of whom are still employed. Rent has already been payed for March :)

[Anonymous No.18156529]

>>18156496
If it's a single family residence it's pretty easy to prove actually. If my toilet got fucked up like that I'd just keep the security deposit.

[Anonymous No.18156548]

I'd rather burn up my building than letting communist zoomers live in it for free. I'll get it back on insurance anyway. Hell if I kill them we all win.

[Anonymous No.18156586]

>>18154390
>>18154402
>>18154423
>>18154440
Zoomers truly are narcisstic sociopathic bugs without empathy, humanity or soul. Killing them in the coming civil war will be easy.

[Anonymous No.18156855]

>>18156586
>Killing them in the coming civil war will be easy.
t. narcisstic sociopathic bug without empathy, humanity or soul.

[Anonymous No.18156906]

>>18156855
>literally defending these limb dicked bugs
Hmm, one of them I take it?

[Anonymous No.18156985]

>>18156906
>literally defending these cut dick kikes
Hmm, one of them I take it?

[Anonymous No.18157020]

>>18156855
>>18156985
Wow this zoomer is literally an npc, incapable of anything but copy pasting posts. No agency, no free will. No personality. Just a preprogrammed set of actions to cope with.

[Anonymous No.18157034]

>>18157020
absolutely epic
Enjoy getting foreclosed on :^)

[Anonymous No.18157216]

>>18153488
i dont even need to do that since my landlord doesnt clean the gutters

[Anonymous No.18157222]

>>18154369
underrated

>>18154390
>>18154423
kek'd hard

[Anonymous No.18158741]

>>18157020
yeah because npc's will carry out a civil war...

[Anonymous No.18158918]

>>18153960
Um but the land tax doesn't stop that either, it just forces the poorest land owners to sell their land to the rich majority landowners.

>they're well compensated for their land!
They often are yes, but it still adds to the monopoly problem

[Anonymous No.18159126]

It's going to be nice buying a cheap home in 6 months when the boomer airbnb and landlords figure out the property market has popped.. might even throw in some kneepads with the deal to give them a new source of income.

[Anonymous No.18159244]

>>18153355
>>18153358
>>18153374
NO

[Anonymous No.18159382]

this whole rent revolt thing has me wondering if i should find my landlords other tenants and see if theyre paying their rent. i dont want to be the only schmuck paying rent.

[Anonymous No.18159403]

>>18153444
Split open a live pig in the loungeroom and if you live in a two story lead a cow up the stairs since they cannot walk down stairs, the landlord will need to hire a crain

[Anonymous No.18159434]

>>18159382
So what your saying is that tenants should unionize to increase their power against the parasitic landlord untermensche?

[Anonymous No.18159981]

>>18153960
This already happens dingus

[Anonymous No.18160012]

>>18159382
DO IT

[Anonymous No.18160017]

>>18159403
>they cannot walk down stairs
Big if true

[Anonymous No.18160025]

>>18159126
This

[Anonymous No.18160030]

>>18159434
Would be kino.

[Anonymous No.18160106]

>>18159382
your best bet is asking them if they can't pay or if they would be better of not paying for the time being, so you're all on the same page. Ask them if they would consider merely withholding the rent until this has all blown over. Trying to keep it separated on a side account.

While not paying rent is a reason to be evicted after this whole thing blows over, if evictions have been halted, then withholding the money until then is the smart thing to do. If the rent payments are withheld until maybe September and the landlord is still unhappy, offer them the last 5 months payment all at once with the agreement on paper that no eviction filings will happen. If they do not agree to the lump sum payment, they will have to go through court to get the eviction order filed, and the order will give three months time before having to leave the house. All of which is time the tenant can still withhold rent. Which is a risk, but in the event that happens, you'll have at least 8 months of rent in your bank account.

This is even more likely to work out if you check in with your neighbors and find out who else will be unable to pay, or simply wants to withhold the money until this blows over. Even those who can pay for now should reinforce those who can't. The more people involved, the more likely a deal will be cut. Possibly a lower rate for several months, or no payments until the Crisis has been sorted.

The thing is, that until this blows over, keeping the money in your own account will provide an extra cushion of safety for if another surprise cost pops up in the meantime.

Workers are expected to get by furloughed without pay or on 60% of their usual income, landlords can get used to the fact their passive stream of income might get winnowed down a bit too.

[Anonymous No.18160347]

[Anonymous No.18160450]

>FUCK YOU HOUSE ME FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.18160613]

>>18159382
yes. the time to unionize with tenants is here. dont be the only cuck paying the landlords mortgage

[Anonymous No.18161165]

[Anonymous No.18161572]

where are the jannies? the fuck, why this thread exists? fuck kikes!

[Anonymous No.18161680]

Thanks for paying taxes. Living rent free in a nice apartment.

>t. Militaryanon

[Anonymous No.18162439]

>>18153837
im not a parasite commie neet, but...
>>thinking the courts will be handling your case any time in the next year
kek

[Anonymous No.18162532]

>>18154423

[Anonymous No.18162575]

>>18157020
hmmm

[Anonymous No.18162601]

>>18159403
What do when cow can walk down?

[Anonymous No.18162762]

>>18153444
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.18162770]

>>18153488
Wow, that's actually incredibly devilish.

[Anonymous No.18162789]

>>18153355

Get a job leech

[Anonymous No.18162795]

>>18154390
>>18154402
>>18154423
>>18154440
Communists aren't people.

[Anonymous No.18162923]

>>18153355
I rent out two of the 3 flats of this building I own
I heavily screened my tenants and am having no problems collecting.
Now if next month they can't pay that's fine, I don't rely 100% on rents for my income. If anything this should be a lesson in screening renters, where it's legal of course.

[Anonymous No.18163837]

>>18154369
15 MILLION MORE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
I'm not paying my rent and the courts won't force me to for at least a year. Your blacklist will be meaningless when the economy falls apart. Get a real job you rent seeking kikes

[Anonymous No.18163964]

>>18153368

>>18153380
>>18153401
>>18153444
>>18153488
>>18153559
>>18153568
>>18153882

PAY

[Anonymous No.18164023]

>>18153444
Landlord here,
Do damage in excess of your deposit but only by a thousand bucks or so. You're going to lose the deposit, but they'll have to eat the damage unless they want to go through the rigmarole of small claims court.

Hint: They probably won't.

[Anonymous No.18164063]

>>18153960
>No expense to hold land -> Land consolidation/monopoly -> actual intractable serfdom for everyone else
This is already happening because of low interest rates. With negative interest rates property owners will be paid to hold property on top of their serfs' rent. In Canada it'll be 70% land owners living for free off the 30% rent slave class