/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18144891]

Comfy weekend edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/

Best friends:
>>18142248

[Anonymous No.18144904]

ay

[Anonymous No.18144908]

lmao

[Anonymous No.18144912]

Oh finally.
The other was autosaging into oblivion. Lurking for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.18144914]

i want XOM, PAA and MRO to drop just a little bit more : ( especially XOM

[Anonymous No.18144935]

Did I miss the bottom on AMD?

[Anonymous No.18144954]

>>18144935
how the fuck are we supposed to know, we don't know the fucking future, what you're literally asking is was I right guys? how the fuck should we know negro? you probably missed the bottom 30% of the time in your position. does this satisfy you as an answer?

[Anonymous No.18144962]

People literally predicted this a month ago
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-27/what-if-china-emerges-even-stronger-after-coronavirus/12005608
http://www.expertise-asia.com/2020/02/advantage-china.html

[Anonymous No.18144973]

>>18144954
Just fucking answer his question, fuck sake what is wrong with people

[Anonymous No.18144980]

>>18144962
We are in WW3 right now, we just don't know it

[Anonymous No.18144985]

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you gib bux tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right now
Everybody's lurking for the weekend
Everybody wants a a fresh paycheck
The market's goin' off the deep end
It deserves no second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Everyone's looking to see your bubble mumu
Nobody wants you to come through
Bullfags are hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're hodling out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a fresh paycheck
The market's goin' off the deep end
It deserves no second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

[Anonymous No.18144986]

>>18144980
Edgy

[Anonymous No.18144988]

>>18144980
probably, murica tried to free hong kong, china approached iranian old guy, murica clipped the old guy, china tried to exit scam with the pathogens from canada and the states, got caught and given the gift in return for their trouble.

[Anonymous No.18145000]

ok so in a normal bull market
stocks slowly go up over time, 5-10% over an extended period
how are you supposed to make money off that bros i dont get it

[Anonymous No.18145005]

Ready for round 2 mumu? hope you enjoyed those last few green days

[Anonymous No.18145010]

>>18144935
Probably not but maybe. We've hit the triple whammy of correcting a bubble, a two-six week national labor strike, and an oil price war. A and C seem to be priced in but B is the determiner of how far this falls as we're unaware of whether the system that is currently in place can handle this.

>>18144962
China is an unreliable narrator. You can't take their word from them that they're fine, because if they're not fine they're not going to tell you. In general you shouldn't pretend that China would experience no backlash were the Western world to unanimously enter a financial crisis.

[Anonymous No.18145019]

Ok you can buy the dip now!

[Anonymous No.18145033]

Imagine there's no mumus
It's easy if you try
No market floor below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the mumus
Hodling for today... Aha-ah...

Imagine there're no boomers
It isn't hard to do
Nothing left to kill or die for
And also fuck the Jews
Imagine all the people
Living life with link

You may say I'm a bearfag
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no gubbmint
I wonder if you can
No need for Fed or Treasury
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the mumus
JUSTing at all the world...

You may say I'm a bearfag
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

[Anonymous No.18145036]

>>18144912
>autosaging
Holy fuck go back to where you came from

[Anonymous No.18145051]

>>18144935
No way. Production is still shut down. Stimulus doesnt stimulate anything if no one can build stuff. Everything is going to drop further from here.

[Anonymous No.18145054]

>>18145019
Guess they need new people to hold the bags

[Anonymous No.18145057]

>>18145000
options

[Anonymous No.18145082]

So will monday be a good day to buy in? The power of the feds has me convinced that we actually hit bottom this week.

[Anonymous No.18145092]

Eeeehhhmmmmm....
May i make you aware of the following:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html

[Anonymous No.18145120]

Ahhh... All-in on SQQQ at 20.37. Now to wait for bad news over the weekend and collect and collect and collect.

[Anonymous No.18145122]

>>18145036
Sage

[Anonymous No.18145138]

>>18144935
I think not but I don't know if it will drop back to <40.50. Monitor it and see what it does. Right now it'll crab away on an upward trend. I sold my AMD bags because they were crabbing for so fucking long after a sudden plummet it's insane. A high volume stock like AMD should never do that.

[Anonymous No.18145144]

>>18145036
Anon what exactly did he say that triggered you? Autosaging is essentially what happens when thread hits bump limit. In fact, most newfags and ledditors won't even know about sage.

[Anonymous No.18145155]

>>18145092
>Investors would be deprived of the necessary market signals that freely traded capital markets offer to aid in the efficient allocation of capital. Malinvestment would be rampant. It also could force private sector players to leave as the government’s heavy hand makes operating in “controlled” markets uneconomic.
You fucking kikes I already lost money on fed's fucking planned economy-tier pumps.

[Anonymous No.18145157]

God DAMN I got bogged again. Goes up for a whole week with no good news at all then dumps in the last 15 minutes on Friday just because

[Anonymous No.18145165]

>>18145157
it always dumps on friday anon unless there's been great/terrible news earlier in the day. people don't want to risk 2 days of being slaves to uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.18145187]

>>18144891
>mfw i decided to short the market in feb
>mfw i used 3x leveraged short etf instead of buying options
>mfw realizing i could've been a millionaire by now, in 1 month

[Anonymous No.18145190]

>>18145019
incredible bearish

[Anonymous No.18145194]

IT'S A BULL MARKET GUYS GET IN

[Anonymous No.18145198]

>>18145165
So I can just short every friday for infinite monies?

[Anonymous No.18145215]

>>18145054
this here

[Anonymous No.18145222]

>>18145187
>shitpost and doompost back in february instead of actually shorting the market
it is what it is, we still have decend opportunities to make gains though.

[Anonymous No.18145250]

>>18145194
Classic bull trap. Every simp was buying last week thinking they got the bottom for the next leg up. Its exactly like BTC in 2018. Everyone bought and thought they got the bottom when it dead cat bounced up before they all got killed as it dropped to 3k.

[Anonymous No.18145264]

there is no way to measure the end of the exponential growth curve and point a place where the growth will slow down

THEREFORE

it's impossible to fundamentally measure the impact that the virus will have on the economy

THEREFORE

it's impossible to say that the virus is "priced in" and it's safe to buy stonks again - it's more of lottery right now

[Anonymous No.18145266]

>>18145010
One thing to consider, is the CARE act was signed. So the money is going to start going out, across the board, fast. As someone I know who sells percentage points for a living, a lot of money is going to be moved around because of it, which was already happening, but now people know where that stimulus is headed, and companies that aren't getting any (cruise lines, etc.) will be sold off, and companies directly benefiting will be bought. So it's gonna churn. A lot. Next week it's probably gonna bounce around a lot, but the unemployment numbers are in the rear view mirror, it's the start of a new business quarter, and the bad reports coming soon for Q1 are priced in.

My best guess? No fucking clue. Too many moving parts. But I don't think we'll see growth in any healthy respect for a while. We still have a lot to churn through to get past this. It's gonna take months for this to start shaking out.
If Trump wins in November, that will set up 2021 to be a pretty good fucking year. Barring any more events like this, of course. The recession everyone was dooming and glooming about is here, and in a year, we should be well on our way up. The cycle starts over.

[Anonymous No.18145270]

>>18110531
i don't know much about markets but just pray we are not falling to the black line @ 5yr and 10yr

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18145288]

>>18145120
Oh come on, spread your legs you are not alone
I am here with you... who knows where the road goes , only time. This is the end of the world as we knew it. Best shopping opportunity in a life time, if world will continue work in a same pyramid of usury. As long people have each other we will be fine. But from the moment we can not get along any more it just a matter of time when we all will get used like a slaves by a 'fish heads' with armies of grabbers.

[Anonymous No.18145293]

Will Ford still be around in a few months?

[Anonymous No.18145299]

>>18145293
if dubs then no

[Anonymous No.18145309]

>>18145299
Alright then

[Anonymous No.18145318]

>>18145222
Well, desu, I was mostly panicked and tried to get food and shit like that, shame on me, but as you said, opportunities never cease to exist

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18145334]

>>18145033
Can you imagine Rule of the People (direct democracy) with Highest executive institution Peoples Popular Congress (PPC) ?

Stop dreaming we actually can do it when society is unstable is easiest way to implement Usury or life serving changes. We can do it it is time for perfect storm gates of opportunity open
and it is up to us what we will do .

[Anonymous No.18145349]

>>18145299

[Anonymous No.18145362]

reminder that the green is just the unripe red:
>all of the living people will die
>all countries will eventually collapse/be annexed/go bankrupt
>all live in the universe will eventually be gone
>all stonks will eventually be worth 0
>all stars will eventually burn out and time won't exist anymore

it's just a matter of time and the bear will reign eternally
URSUS AETHERNUS

[Anonymous No.18145379]

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[Anonymous No.18145423]

>>18145187
2 MILLION DOLLARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18145432]

>>18145423
what is this

[Anonymous No.18145442]

>>18145432
I've shorted the market back in Feb as I've seen Corona developing, I've picked 3x short ETF as I didn't know how options work... If I only knew what I know now back then... Fuck me

[Anonymous No.18145519]

>>18145423
god I WISH
my broker doesn't even let you buy options

[Anonymous No.18145520]

>>18145299
c-checked

[Anonymous No.18145540]

>>18145442
you can always think like that, if only i knew the lottery numbers from this week back then...

[Anonymous No.18145559]

>>18145379

[Anonymous No.18145574]

For someone who doesn't like in the US, what did Trump do?

[Anonymous No.18145577]

>>18145540
Yeah I completely agree, at least now I have the knowledge to perform these kind of shorts

[Anonymous No.18145629]

>>18145577
of course making a short in a situation like that with corona is far more likely as winning the lottery, better luck next time

In that regard, a reminder that someone bought 1.5 million worth of s&p puts expiring october so theres that

[Anonymous No.18145649]

>>18145574
In the United States the Executive Branch has very little actual power, he has done almost nothing throughout the current crisis except enact the Defense Act (this is normal), act as the final signature on the Families First Coronavirus Response Act (this is the $2T stimulus deal and is more of a Congress thing, not the President) and be very vocal on Twitter. This is either a good thing or a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.18145690]

>>18145649
>Families First

[Anonymous No.18145692]

>>18145629
guess i'll wait for the next pandemic lol, honestly short opportunities always form with bubbles, whether in individual stocks or sectors... hope i'll catch one

[Anonymous No.18145735]

I posted my holdings yesterday guys and I am looking for more feedback on how I can diversify. Also, need picks on additional companies that have been hit hard but will recover in the long term. I am going to hold these for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18145737]

>>18145299
so ford puts, got it

[Anonymous No.18145750]

Buy FLIR

[Anonymous No.18145783]

It's just gonna slowly crab down isn't it
If I try to leverage for dumps it's gonna go sideways until I get fucked

[Anonymous No.18145788]

>>18145735
Buy and hold F. It'll bounce back.

[Anonymous No.18145820]

The corona virus is nothing. It's a sham by the DNC and media to smear Trump and usher in a one world government.
Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.18145828]

>>18145362
the bear is spawned from the bull, the bull is the beginning the bear is the end. no matter how you cope, there is always a ying yang 50/50 split in the end forever sorry bearbro

[Anonymous No.18145845]

>>18145788
I mean I can't argue with those dubs, but you seriously think F is coming back? What makes you think that?

[Anonymous No.18145867]

>>18145845
It's already been through a great depression, they're the most popular truck manufacturer in the US, they stripped away products that weren't selling to focus on light and commercial trucks. If this pandemic ends within the year people are going to be buying vehicles again with a vengeance especially with trumpbux paying for a down payment.

[Anonymous No.18145872]

>>18145735
BAM, BIP and your vanilla tech companies. Maybe NEE and O. Waste Management, KO, PEP, Facebook (still have to monetize whatsapp).

[Anonymous No.18145877]

>>18145867
Bro.......... tesla cybertruck.......

[Anonymous No.18145881]

All memes aside, is the Fed ACTUALLY printing money to prop up the stock market? Aren't they just buying junk bonds and being a lender of last resort? Basically: The market went up because of bulls trying to buy the dip and not because of brrrrrrr. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.18145885]

>>18145877
> People are going to buy that sham piece of shit
Electric car are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18145892]

>>18145877
they are making an electric f150

[Anonymous No.18145898]

>>18145877
Which is still priced like a super duty for a light duty truck. All Ferd needs to do to compete is release a stylish new ranger undercutting cybertruck by 10k.

[Anonymous No.18145903]

>>18145877
>electric f150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXFHgoon7lg

[Anonymous No.18145911]

>>18145881
It seems that way, more or less.

[Anonymous No.18145913]

>>18145903
Brb ordering 1,000 shares of F.

[Anonymous No.18145926]

>>18145911
Imagine actually buying stocks right now because you think JPow will safe your bags.

[Anonymous No.18145927]

>>18145881
>Aren't they just buying junk bonds and being a lender of last resort?
Think about what this means. Your bonds are worthless. The government gives you millions for them. That is printing money. It’s making worthless assets worth millions so your company doesn’t collapse.

The thing about the free market is that there is supposed yo be creative destruction for it to work at all. All the people whining about socialism are usually also for “saving the stock market” aka socializing failure. This goes for intellectual property right too by the way. When chinks can make an entirely cloned Rolex dealers have a hard time telling apart from the real deal and it costs 400 dollars that is the free market working. When they clone airplanes and phone tech for pennies on the dollar that is the entire promise of capitalism realized.
All government regulations and law creep over the years does nothing but ensure the largest corporations cannot be competed with or undercut. And funnily enough that’s what the Bernie Sanders people complain about.

[Anonymous No.18145935]

>>18145903
they don't have dividends anymore.

when the boomers finally talk to their broker after months and they find out they'll just get rid of it

[QQQanon No.18145940]

>>18145019
Big if true

[Anonymous No.18145944]

>>18145845
Plus if you're in for the long haul they've got pretty good dividends.

[Anonymous No.18145956]

>>18145935
What? Explain.

[Anonymous No.18145957]

Anyone else dread the weekend because theres no stock trading, I like waking up to see the dow either plummet or ascend but seeing the red line and -2000 at the end of the day really floods my brain with dopamine.

[Anonymous No.18145970]

>>18145957
Coming from Bitcoin, the fact that stocks don't trade 24/7 is really fucking weird to me.

[Anonymous No.18145974]

>>18145935
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.barrons.com/amp/articles/ford-says-its-2020-dividend-is-safe-rbc-analysts-say-itll-be-a-closer-call-in-2021-51580942124

[Anonymous No.18145978]

>>18145956
They’ve suspended them. Will it come back? Who knows

[Anonymous No.18145987]

>>18145978
Thanks, I guess it makes sense with the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.18145988]

>>18145927
So they're only buying dogshit debt so the companies don't go under? If they don't buy stocks themselves, why are we going up? Even if all these companies can unload their toxic debt, we're still in for a wild ride thanks to corona chan. All this will do is prevent bankruptcies, while the market tanks further.

[Anonymous No.18146007]

>>18144891
reminder to all bulls: kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.18146017]

>>18145988
Should the state buy shares instead of give loans? If we're doing this regularly wouldn't it benefit us if the state held around 25% of companies that get bailed out?

[Anonymous No.18146021]

if SP500 doesn't finish the next week below 2500 then I delete my 4chan account and only listen to bulls from that point on

[Anonymous No.18146022]

>>18145987
>Pandemic
Jesus. Grow up

[Anonymous No.18146027]

>>18145974
> believing analysts

[Anonymous No.18146028]

>>18146007
I got all my cheapies. I'm happy. Let the market recover so I can cash out

[Anonymous No.18146034]

>>18146022
That's literally what they call it silly. I think we're all overreacting but it's still classified as a "pandemic."

[Anonymous No.18146042]

>>18146017
My point is that bulls who think that brrrrrrr = v shaped recovery need to get their head checked

[Anonymous No.18146041]

>>18146007
All the bears were patting themselves on the back today, calling it the bull trap, when the bull trap was clearly at spy 300 and we're returning to normal now

[Anonymous No.18146050]

>>18146034
he spent to much time on pol and hasnt left his house in months. it is 100% his own fault he is so dumb

[Anonymous No.18146053]

>>18146042
I get it, but the question is still genuine. Should companies that get bailed out sell shares to the gov?

[Anonymous No.18146063]

>>18145988
>so the companies don't go under? If they don't buy stocks themselves, why are we going up
Think about this for two minutes mate. Company might collapse due to a corporate debt problem. Government throws the taxpayer under the bus. Stock that had risks is now fine. Price goes up.
> while the market tanks further.
This is still possible though right now it seems the government will sacrifice the future of all zoomers to fix corporate debt issues.
However the oil markets could be fucked. They’re at unsustainable levels for everyone already. Demand is dropped like a rock. Even with filling up strategic reserves demand is dying. Oil products have shelf life and can’t be stored indefinitely. Storage is maxing out. But the production can’t ever just stop. Too many players need that revenue stream to exist at all.
So the only thing they can do is pump more and try to sell it for less to get any money at all. It’s a doom spiral until someone takes it on the jaw and cuts back production plus demand picks back up.

Buuut if it goes on too long several companies are over leveraged with debt, shale companies in particular (that also require higher prices to be profitable). These might just die. And that might even be the strategy from Russia here. Kill US shale.

Buuuut, there’s a risk now that what began as a power play is out of control of everyone involved due to the death spiral and max storage problems. The cartel can’t really afford to just shut down production to manufacture a price increase.
I really don’t know what’s in store for oil. Some speculate the worst scenario has oil have a negative price. Since storage costs money they will have to pay others to unload the godforsaken barrels.

[Anonymous No.18146073]

>>18146053
>Should companies that get bailed out sell shares to the gov?
If government takes on their debt the tax payer should at least get a chance to recover the “loan” with a stake in the company.

[Anonymous No.18146077]

>>18146053
Probably. Why should they get a lifeline for nothing in return. Hell, the gov should just distribute the dividends of their stake directly to the tax payer.

>>18146063
>However the oil markets could be fucked.
I have puts on Exxon. 2000 contracts, strike 23 USD, expires in June. Am I a retard? I think oil demand is going to zero. Check this out: https://www.flightradar24.com/data/statistics

[Anonymous No.18146102]

>>18146077
You may be a retard or a genius. Only time will tell. This is true gambling territory.
Oil demand will never be zero but the overproduction and price death spiral issues might drive it toward zero cost. Be aware you’re betting on a doomsday scenario though. The bias on every government and oil supplier is to avoid this.

[Anonymous No.18146106]

>>18146077
How much have you premium for the puts?

[Anonymous No.18146109]

>>18146102
I shorted Disney yesterday just before they announced the closure of all parks. I'm probably going to be alright.

[Anonymous No.18146115]

History will show that President Donald Trump was responsible for one of most catastrophic public health failures in the nation’s history.

[Anonymous No.18146119]

>>18146106
I paid around 600€. My broker forces me to order at last 500€ worth, so yeah, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.18146143]

>>18146115
Any president would try to save the economy and balance the reaction to covid. You would be cursing him if he demanded everything be shut down earlier and people lost jobs more than now.

[Anonymous No.18146144]

>>18146102

What Saudi Arabia and Russia are doing right now is pushing for a mass extinction of the North American oil industry.

They figure if they can push oil prices so low that people simply can't afford NOT to buy Saudi/Russian oil, that they'll be able to break America completely.

I think we're going to test the ALL TIME LOW, at least inflationed adjusted, of $18.50.

The nominal low of like $10...well...Jesus Christ.....

[Anonymous No.18146151]

>>18146041
> When we're returning to normal
> Which is totes not a bull trap

[Anonymous No.18146154]

>>18145442
What symbol though?

[Anonymous No.18146171]

>>18146144
If you think the US will allow that to happen you lost your mind. The US is about to do some other worldly backdoor pressuring on Saudia Arabia. Our oil industry is a strategic asset, Trump already wants to get us the fuck out of the Middle East and I am sure he will have no problem letting SA go their own in Yemen.

[Anonymous No.18146172]

Who will win on monday , Jerome of Bobo?

[Anonymous No.18146190]

Boy it sure would be a shame is "someone" blew up SA oil refineries right now

[Anonymous No.18146201]

>>18146144
yeah their king might have an accident, or a close encounter with someone who's going to make him an offer he can't refuse, going to wake up with a camel head in his bed

[Anonymous No.18146203]

>>18146172
Bobo, or I'm going to commit sudoku

[Anonymous No.18146240]

>>18145334
Democracy is fucking cancerous

[Anonymous No.18146267]

>>18146050
> Muh cold
Don't know a single person with this meme disease. Dilate.

[Anonymous No.18146285]

>>18145957
yup kek

[Anonymous No.18146286]

>>18146203
kek
semi new fag here that's good.

[Anonymous No.18146293]

>>18145334
stop posting retard

[Anonymous No.18146299]

>>18146286
>semi
>doesn't know 2012 era lingo

zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.18146335]

>>18145442
I bought ~$1k dow jones 24k 3/20 puts when it was still at 27k and thought I was a genius when i sold for 150% profit.
Sure, I now wish I had thrown my entire net worth into them and held much longer but hindsight is a bitch

[Anonymous No.18146343]

>>18146267
>anecdotal evidence
It's literally being called a pandemic by every government and business. I think we're making it much bigger than it is but it is known to major institutions and laymen as a "pandemic" getting upset that people call it that shows how smooth that lump in your head is.

[Anonymous No.18146366]

>>18146190
My thoughts exactly. Maybe not even in SA. But I'm almost betting on some terrible "accident" that blows up some big reserve to get things moving again.

[Anonymous No.18146421]

>>18145750
why?

[Anonymous No.18146432]

>>18146366
>>18146190
sounds like too much of a WW3 catalyst
surely Russia would get fingered if they do something like this

[Anonymous No.18146439]

>>18146421
Because you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.18146441]

>>18146432
They'll just have Iran do it

[Anonymous No.18146468]

>>18146441
yeah but everyone knows that
then when the US invades Iran, Russia just sits and watches and Iran says nothing?

[Anonymous No.18146473]

>>18144935
You missed bottom on everything

[Anonymous No.18146477]

>>18146468
Didn't happen last time

[Anonymous No.18146551]

>>18146477
public opinion won't support an invasion of iran, it would however support an invasion of SA if they continue to fuck with oil prices under the rule of their journalist killing, women opressing, cousin arresting king

[Anonymous No.18146556]

>>18146335
>>18145442

This dead cat bounce is a perfect opportunity to get in on shorts. Just go all in on SPY 180 4/17 puts on monday and 10x your net worth.

[Anonymous No.18146570]

is it safe to buy weed stocks yet?

[Anonymous No.18146576]

>>18146570
You're gonna lose your money faster than people OTM spy calls

[Anonymous No.18146674]

>>18146267
This, shit's fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18146688]

>>18146570
I don't know about right now, but you want in before everyone catches on to the looming hardships. In tough times people always feed into their vices, instead of Tobacco we've got literal legal drugs. Demand is going to boom in the next few months.

[Anonymous No.18146691]

MARKETS OPEN IN 5 MINUTES! GET READY FOR SOME BRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18146703]

>>18145735
>>18145735
>>18145735
>>18145735
>>18145735


anyone have any other suggestions? Added Ford to my buys.

[Anonymous No.18146706]

There was a guy with 15k in puts, i wonder if friday dump saved his ass

[Anonymous No.18146712]

>>18146551
Public opinion is whatever MSM says it is.

[Anonymous No.18146719]

>>18146706
With puts expiring in friday*

[Anonymous No.18146725]

>>18145222
checked
it was the same here AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18146726]

>>18146691
what markets? it's saturday nigaa

[Anonymous No.18146730]

>>18146691
anddddd it dumped

[Anonymous No.18146733]

>>18146556
https://youtu.be/A-tNkuYV4_Q

Would this happen? I'm assuming its an infinite risk risk big reward type deal.

[Anonymous No.18146741]

>>18146703

I would just sell it all and rebuy the ones that don't go bankrupt at 1/4 the cost in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.18146743]

>>18146190
It'd be perfect.
No more beer flu, booming war economy, profitable oil ...

[Anonymous No.18146742]

>>18146703
I don't want to say it but GE, dividends aren't great but it's sure growth because they are one of the biggest names in renewables.

[Anonymous No.18146754]

>>18145944
>Plus if you're in for the long haul they've got pretty good dividends.

Uh......

[Anonymous No.18146756]

>>18146551
We are not invading Saudi arabia over oil prices. Sorry to burst your bubble. They are one of the largest buyers of american weapons. You really think politicians are gonna tell Americans that we need to die for higher oil prices?? At least Iraq had the WMDs and Kuwait. The most I see is iran trying something and the US does a weeklong bombing campaign as an excuse to take out their nuclear reactors and missile sites. Trump doesn't want a war in the middle east on top of this virus and probably a recession

[Anonymous No.18146766]

doomers btfo

[Anonymous No.18146769]

>>18146691
O shit!! Look at that fake volume! Wiz goin on???

[Anonymous No.18146779]

>>18146766
>it slows down when summer starts
>when literally everyone will go outside en mass
>implying you can keep americans inside during the summer

OH NO ONO NO ONO NO NONOON ONO NO NO

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.18146780]

>>18146754
When they aren't being suspended. I'd call .15 a share good dividends.

[Anonymous No.18146788]

>>18146766
>Tomorrow could be 71°, or 200°, but I guaran-fucking-tee you it'll be hotter than the 70° the weatherman said. Muh exponential modeling.

[Anonymous No.18146794]

>>18144891
You guys are alright. Don't check the market on monday.

[Anonymous No.18146795]

>>18146742
If you want renewables look at NEE, one of the largest renewable providers in the US and they own FPL(florida power and light), a guaranteed energy monopoly that provides steady cash flow. Another is BEP, another renewables player with a focus on acquisitions, just acquired TERP and are backed by brookfield. Not to mention a 7% yield. GE has too much baggage behind it.

[Anonymous No.18146797]

>>18146794
it will be higher.

[Anonymous No.18146799]

>>18146779
a symphony of coughing boomers on 4th of July. Boooorn in the UUUUU SSSS AAAAA *cough cough* I was boooooorn in the UUUU SSS AAAA.

[Anonymous No.18146806]

>>18146691
>>18146730
>>18146769
>anons so bored they're having an imaginary market
Hang in there anons! Futures will be open tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.18146807]

>>18146797
Already priced in

[Anonymous No.18146814]

>>18146797
>>18146797
are those the tests the brits bought from the chinks? which already proved to deliver false results

[Anonymous No.18146816]

>>18146806
weekend trading is on

[Anonymous No.18146820]

>>18146780
can Ford even plausibly afford to bring them back? I wouldn't be surprised if "suspended" somehow becomes "forever".

[Anonymous No.18146835]

>Futures halted 8 times before open
>Jerome announces hyper quantum QE purchasing stock directly at a premium
>+15% day

[Anonymous No.18146837]

>>18146733

Buying puts is no risk and the maximum gain is when the stock goes to zero. Just buy OTM SPY puts 6 months out. Cycle them when you take profits and rebuy. We are in for a brutal 2 year bear at least and you will probably 10x your portfolio by then. I quadrupled mine just in march. Re bought farther out on friday.

[Anonymous No.18146836]

>>18146814
the test is from Abbott labs, like the tweet says

[Anonymous No.18146839]

>>18144891
How long can you keep a hold of SQQQ and/or SPXS before they become worthless? Like, the next day all indexes could drop over a thousand points and you couldn't sell them for more than a penny a piece.

[Anonymous No.18146844]

>>18146806
Who has time for futures when they're on the nyse TODAY filling the shoes of Mr. Tuchman?!!
I got a lotta shit I gotta do!!

God I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.18146845]

>A guy creates wallstreetbets. It slowly grows. A user by the name of wsbgod comes along when the sub still isnt that popular. Makes a post here and there. Then the subs creator and wsbgod go silent for nearly 2 years outside of maybe 1 or 2 posts a year by the top dog. Then. Like magic. Wsbgod enters. Times the tesla rip up, then perfectly times the top and switches to puts? And makes millions sending the sub viral right when a book is released by the subs creator.
>So a self title god of the sub just so happens to be the biggest success story of the sub, happens to have the sub in the username so any media attention can always point back to wsb, and it all happens the same time that a book is released? Both guys non existent for years then both appear the same time? And who is the one to check proof of the legitimaticy of the trades? Well none other than the creator himself.
>Why would the creator of the sub who hardly had any activity and definitely didnt do simple mod tasks like fact checking, be the one to verify the trades were real?
>Why did they appear again at the same time? Why would some idiot who made tens of millions care so much to he acknowledged instead of enjoying his money? Why are we lied to about posts not reaching all when they still do. Who could stand to profit bigly from a made up sub millionaire that doubles the subs audience in a month then gets sponsorships to have a trading contest only bringing more attention to the sub which would bring even more money to the creators pockets. Absolutely wild all this is just a coincidence isnt it guys.

[Anonymous No.18146846]

>>18146806
>>18146726

[Anonymous No.18146849]

>>18146837
fucking hell I am so sad my broker does not allow puts, so I have to short stocks with movements 10% per day

[Anonymous No.18146853]

>>18145120
Fellow bag holder here anon at 21 here's hoping pence get Corona to really get done profits

[Anonymous No.18146854]

>>18146795
Thanks! Looking now.

[Anonymous No.18146864]

>>18146835
ARE WE HITTING A TRIPLE BREAKER TODAY?! JESUS!!

[Anonymous No.18146874]

>>18146844
i don't know what is worse, stalking DJ the whole time or not doing anything

[Anonymous No.18146877]

>>18146703
Don't buy ford please. It's a money sink. I mean its damn bonds are junk grade. There are so many quality companies with lots of growth, but the electric F-150 is a meme. Gas is gonna be cheap and their share price has been on a downtrend since the 00's. They already have full market penetration, now you are just seeing people switch to electric or out of cars in general as economic conditions worsen and urbanisation continues.

[Anonymous No.18146883]

>>18146846
>a fucking Leaf

every time

[Anonymous No.18146884]

>>18146820
If their breakthrough into EV pays off I think so. They have Rivian working with them so good news there, but they should have bought them. Ford is a gamble but with them getting into EV it's like hearing Phillip Morris getting into marijuana.

[Anonymous No.18146887]

>>18146849
statistically speaking, he's doing you a favor

[Anonymous No.18146888]

holding sqqq at $29
im in hell
i dont even think it goes above $30

[Anonymous No.18146891]

Bears are negative, horrible people. More people benefit when a stock goes up. Selfish

[Anonymous No.18146897]

>>18146846
At least the bored part was right. Fuck it, I'm going to work out a bit and install some stellaris mods after.

[Anonymous No.18146899]

>>18146703
Like someone said GE is a great cheap get that is Turing it's ship in the right direction, XOM, dis when it's in the low 90s, BP and AMX

[Anonymous No.18146900]

>>18146766
Wow, 80k for 300kk country, how we will survive this?

[Anonymous No.18146901]

>>18146820
they won't bring them back. Junk grade bonds

[Anonymous No.18146910]

>>18146877
The release of the Bronco doesn't change your outlook on them?

[Anonymous No.18146918]

>>18146900
it's 20k more than died in 2018 from the seasonal flu. PANIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

[Anonymous No.18146919]

>>18145957
Yeah. I need to find something to do on the weekends to take its place, 15 minutes into the day and I'm more bored than I've been in weeks.

[Anonymous No.18146927]

>>18146766
source? Also that's quite the range you got there kiddo

[Anonymous No.18146933]

>>18146854
Buy NEE under 200. Gr8 stock

[Anonymous No.18146934]

>>18146927
https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections

[Anonymous No.18146936]

>>18145735
Casino
Movie companies

[Anonymous No.18146953]

>>18146849

Then just load up on ETFs like SPXU and SQQQ. You'll hurt a little during bounces, so take profits after big drops and rebuy bounces. This dead cat bounce right now is a perfect time to open a big position in one of these 3x short ETFs.

[Anonymous No.18146962]

>>18146910
NGL the Bronco looks good. My dad an 80s something one and I always loved it.

[Anonymous No.18147001]

Me? I’m a Ford man. Rate my other boomer stocks for long term holds.
F
BA
DAL
MRO
XOM
CVX
PSA
WM
FB
DIS
MMM
KHC
LL

Planning on DCAing hard into all of these through Corona season

[Anonymous No.18147016]

>>18146910
It's a cool move and might get some revenue in, but it's nothing game changing that will increase its market penetration, everyone who wants a ford already has a Ford in my opinion. At least the same can't be said about Teslas. The stock price says it all, it's the same case with GE, you may be the one that picks the bottom for these companies, but they've been falling knives for *2* decades. Chances are this isn't the bottom and you're buying something that will continue to fall. Failure breeds failure.

GE aviation and consumer products will see a big hit with these economic headwinds and so will ford. No reason to be particularly bullish on them, even if GE has done some good cutting dead weight, it has been at the expense of shareholders. You want good companies with beaten down share prices, not bad companies with beaten down share prices. Invest in junk and more than likely you will get junk.

[Anonymous No.18147018]

>>18146888
literally retarded

[Anonymous No.18147035]

>>18147001
>No KO, PEP or T in these times.
Breh...

[Anonymous No.18147041]

>>18147001
Missing RDS

[Anonymous No.18147042]

Nvidia is up 40% from the monthly low when markets started taking a shit and Cramer is telling his boomer followers to buy in now. I wonder how many people are ACTUALLY following his advice, just blindly buy in as soon as Cramer says "buy"

[Anonymous No.18147054]

>>18147018

All he has to do is hold to get another 5x at least out of those in the next 6-18 months.

>>18147001

Just wait a year and you'll know which companies are going / went to $0 and buy the rest at a at least half of the price now.

[Anonymous No.18147056]

>>18146918
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18147059]

>>18144973
No he’s right, we are not God we don’t know the future. “From ancient days telling the things that have not yet happened stating I will do all my pleasure”

[Anonymous No.18147060]

>AMC's price
are they even going to be around in 3 months?

[Anonymous No.18147062]

how do you use 'gravity system' to trade stocks? pic related

[Anonymous No.18147066]

>>18147054
please stop spreading this advie, x3 ETFs are not something someone should hold

[Anonymous No.18147070]

Good liquor stocks for the looming depression? STFBY?

[Anonymous No.18147074]

>>18147001

I have eaten so much shit in the last week. I think i'm just gonna buy some far out SPY puts and sell off gains periodically while DCA'ing into high dividend stocks while the decline continues

[Anonymous No.18147084]

I'm so bored why can't things collapse faster

[Anonymous No.18147083]

>>18147066
we are in a clown market

[Anonymous No.18147092]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18147113]

This the problem with ford right here. Two of these are Rangers, the other is a fake. It has the name but little else. When something works leave it the fuck alone. Proud former owner of a 1988, a 1992, and a 2000 model

[Anonymous No.18147115]

>>18146806
all markets are imaginary

[Anonymous No.18147125]

>>18147113
whoops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.18147137]

>>18147066

Why not? If you bought TQQQ for example 10 years ago, you'd be up 50x in jan, and even after this crash you'd still be up 20x. Same with UPRO, if you bought 10 years ago, you'd be up 500%.

Literally just buying and holding SPXU or SQQQ will probably make you 5-10x returns at least over the next 2 years in this bear market.

[Anonymous No.18147143]

>>18147001
Not a big fan, F and BA are shit tier for previously stated reasons. DAL, MRO, XOM, CVX are all reliant on outside conditions to turn profits. PSA and WM are ok, not much growth but solid. FB and DIS are OK. MMM KHC and LL are all meh.
This is a really nice boomerfolio with a mix of growth and stability with some high yielders thrown in. Defense, tech, food, infrastructure, real estate and energy are not going anywhere

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
MCD
SBUX
KO
BIP
O
BAM
NEE
CVX
LMT
NOC
RTN

[Anonymous No.18147145]

So what happens with my SNSS bags once the stock gets delisted from the NASDAQ? I still keep them in my brokerage account, right? If they get sold at some point in the future, in year or maybe even later, what happens then with the stock? This OTC trading is totally new to me.

[Anonymous No.18147156]

>>18147062
Probably a different theory but I just read about this in local Chinese newspaper finance section:

The focus of gravity wave theory is that celestial bodies such as black holes can produce gravity waves during collisions, the latter representing significant energy. In the investment world, the strength of the buyer or seller can be understood as two black holes. When they are evenly matched after the collision, the stock price will remain unchanged for a short time; but when the buyer's strength overwhelms the seller, the stock price can skyrocket.

In addition, the foundation behind the theory of gravity waves is Einstein's classic theory of relativity, whose formula is E = mc^2, which means that the source of energy (E) is matter (m) and speed of light (c). The first chapter of my work "Hedge Dismantling King 2" already mentioned the relationship between relativity and investment. In simple terms, the bet for investment stocks is matter (m), and the rate at which the bet enters the market is c, and the relevant investment return is energy (E). In other words, investors need to invest heavily in explosively growing stocks to get the desired return. Of course, in the current volatile market conditions, controlling bets is the way to win.

[Anonymous No.18147159]

>>18146845
Ok

[Anonymous No.18147166]

>>18145198
Kek

[Anonymous No.18147169]

>>18147145
OTC trading is absolute shit. 90% of volume is some trade "guru" dumping his bags on his loyal trading community because he magically always chooses moonshots.

[Anonymous No.18147173]

>>18147125
shit the older one ugly as it is, still looked better than the new one, that's what you get for designing your fucking cars through focus groups, they have no character. Ford is royally fucked at this point.

[Anonymous No.18147181]

>>18147143
for someone with shit for cash (like 3k saved up) how would you recommend splitting funds? Is it a meme to just buy one share of these guys?

[Anonymous No.18147190]

>>18147181
wait for bitcoin to drop sub 2k

[Anonymous No.18147198]

>>18147190
yea im not touching crypto.

[Anonymous No.18147204]

Shill me some futures

[Anonymous No.18147205]

>>18147137
Until it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.18147222]

>>18147145
>So what happens with my SNSS bags once the stock gets delisted from the NASDAQ?
First of all, we here will have a good laugh for a few days. Secondly, you can choose to keep the shares and just sit on them in hope of something happening or OTC sell them for like 0.01 a share depending on the price the buyer is willing to pay for the shares

[Anonymous No.18147227]

>>18147181

With 3k you can buy a few 2022 SPY puts, try around the 150 strike. That'll pretty much a guaranteed 10 bagger. Good for a long term investment.

[Anonymous No.18147230]

Does buying options turn you into a neurotic freak obsessively checking futures and prices every few seconds? I just DCA'ed to the bottom and I'm averaged out to the bottom of the dip now. I'm still up thousands of dollars even after yesterday, but if it goes lower I'll put more in, I still have more than half of what I'm willing to put in the market. Sure, if it goes up right now I won't make 100% of what I could theoretically made but it seems like a small price to pay for not being turned into an emotional wreck like options fags.. I'm cool as a cucumber throughout ups and downs, why doesn't anyone else do this? You'd be able to relax a little more

[Anonymous No.18147240]

>>18147181
The issue you will run into is that google will make up 1/3 of your portfolio. You could just buy QQQ shares instead of individual tech stocks or just skip out on google. The defense stocks might also be a little overweight so maybe just choose 1 or 2 of them. But I mean it's feasible to do something like that. You won't see insane growth and might only be up 30 dollars on some days, but if you continue to DCA it'll be money. It will serve as motivation to continue investing. Better than losing your money on options or biomemes.

[Anonymous No.18147244]

>>18145913
>F

[Anonymous No.18147246]

>>18147230
Yeah even if options can theoretically make you higher returns, the emotional stress just isn't worth it for me.

[Anonymous No.18147247]

>>18147230

Only if you are investing more than you can lose or just have weak hands.

[Anonymous No.18147255]

>>18147084
why wait? you can go out inna woods RIGHT NOW, you can hunt and eat squirrel all on your own and dig a hole that you can shit it RIGHT NOW anon! isn't that EXCITING?

but nah, you're a pussy and will probably an hero if things actually did collapse. sad.

[Anonymous No.18147264]

A FUCKING BAT MARKET

[Anonymous No.18147276]

>>18147230
Because that's a long term strategy you do for your long term investment account. Option trading or in my case stock trading is usually for the short term

[Anonymous No.18147290]

According to Shiller and a bunch of hedge fund guys the commercial paper market is a good indicator of how bad the overall economic situation is. How do I find out what's happening in the commercial paper market?

[Anonymous No.18147304]

>https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/03/27/business/gamestop-employees-wrap-your-hands-plastic-bags-go-back-work/
>GameStop, the video game retailer, sent employees in Massachusetts back to work on Friday — despite the statewide order shutting down all nonessential businesses. But instead of allowing customers inside, the store is doing curbside pickup, and employees have been given a set of specific and highly unusual instructions to let people pay at the door, according to a manager at a local store.
>Workers have been told to wrap a plastic bag around one hand to protect it from exposure to the virus, open the door a crack, and take the customer’s credit card, the manager said. Employees are then to run the card with a hand still encased in the bag, flip the bag inside out, leaving the card inside, put the purchase in the bag, and hand it back through the door.
>Customers can also order and pay for products online and pick them up at the door.
>The instructions e-mailed from a district leader to managers on Monday almost seemed like a prank, said the 24-year-old manager, who asked to remain anonymous because he feared retaliation.
>The message, titled “Chip card best practices," says: “Lightly (you want to be able to get it off easily) tape a Game Stop plastic bag over your hand and arm. Do not open the door all the way —keep the glass between you and the guest’s face — just reach out your arm.”
>"It's like they're an animal or a pet," said the manager.
>The manager said it was “infuriating” that he is being sent to work at a video game store and and being told to protect himself with a plastic bag while a pandemic is raging.
>GameStop is not considered an essential service, according to the state, and is not allowed to offer curbside pickup. Violators may face criminal penalties or a civil fine of $300 per violation. The manager said the district leader explicitly told him that the store had permission from the state to open.

[Anonymous No.18147306]

>>18145750
oh fuck they have a stock

[Anonymous No.18147313]

>>18147290
considering the fed is buying up commercial paper and junk bond ratings are growing in number it is safe to assume it is not in a good shape.

[Anonymous No.18147321]

>>18147246
no one considers the fact that you can also make higher losses, that's the whole problem with 99% of people and trading. everyone loves to look at how much you can make, but no one wants to consider how much you lose if you're wrong, and how likely it is that you could be wrong. how even on the most perfect setup you can still lose.

[Anonymous No.18147325]

>>18147306
I'm using FLIR at work to check for infected, I dunno what the long term outlook is but this is a good time for FLIR.

[Anonymous No.18147324]

>>18147290
look at short term bond ETFs like ICSH or JPST, they will give you a sense of the health of cp markets

[Anonymous No.18147328]

>>18147060
if the disaster that is gamestop can stay afloat for 2 years and going i really doubt amc is going under.

[Anonymous No.18147338]

>>18147290

It collapsed, the fed had to take it over.

[Anonymous No.18147353]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjNk4_lKN4
Fuck I love this man.

[Anonymous No.18147362]

well /biz/ bros and bobos what are you all up to this fine weekend?

[Anonymous No.18147372]

>>18147264
Kawaii desune

[Anonymous No.18147377]

>>18147353
>playback disabled
I don't wanna go to j*wtube, quick runthrough?

[Anonymous No.18147380]

>>18147313
>>18147338
are we fucked lads?

[Anonymous No.18147394]

>>18147380

Absolutely fucked. Many people do not realize this and are "buying the dip" so there are great shorting opportunities right now.

[Anonymous No.18147413]

>>18147380
Yes, the Fed is monetizing all government and corporate debt. It's the only way they can suppress interest rates long enough to get trump reelected.

[Anonymous No.18147421]

>>18147394
There's no one I respect more than Shiller when it comes to bear markets and if you go back to his book Animal Spirits he wrote after the GFC he talks a lot about commercial paper markets being quite a reliable indicator of a severely distressed economy. Wtf is going on.

[Anonymous No.18147427]

>>18147362
catching up on some financial podcasts/shows. i like these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD4UhZ0s2VA

https://theirrelevantinvestor.com/2020/03/27/animal-spirits-the-historic-surge-in-unemployment/

[Anonymous No.18147450]

Is anyone investing in future tech ala smart cities and memes like quantum communications?

[Anonymous No.18147452]

>>18147377
You have to refresh the page, it's basically the CEO of BAM talking about how there are always opportunities(this was back during the 18 bull market) and how he's been selling off overpriced real estate in new york and the coasts and moving to places that are under fair value, like Brazil and india. Talks about renewables and the tax advantaged LPs like BER and BIP that brookfield hold. Love his mindset and his results.

[Anonymous No.18147453]

>>18145820
Well I already know 3 ppl who Confirmed have it. All have done connection to NY tho. I don’t know anyone who’s died yet personally tho

[Anonymous No.18147457]

>>18147450
are companies that do that egg head shit even publically listed?

[Anonymous No.18147461]

>>18147427
shit, ok, but OTHER than /biz/ related stuff. movies, tv, books (HAH who reads anymore mirite?), games, etc.

[Anonymous No.18147470]

>>18147304
Had a similar experience at Burger King, where they stuck the credit card machine out of the window for me to put my card into, then held out a tray (the ones they put into their food warmers) with my bag and drink in. Literal slavery.

[Anonymous No.18147556]

>>18147457
from my research not yet other than some of the bigger companies that you'd expect to be playing a part in it.

[Anonymous No.18147581]

>>18145881
The Fed's actions recently are only within a time frame that their only real indicator is where the indexes close.

>>18145820
You have to elevate this to a global conspiracy since now like 1/3-1/2 of the population on the planet is currently under varying degrees of lockdown (voluntary to enforced by military).
I just can't drink enough koolaid to get on board with that idea. I do think that testing is the real effective end game. To be able to pick out cases (antigen) and find those who are immune (antibody) and thus can go back to work. And of course that assumes that reinfection isn't a possibility (China seems worried about it that they reclosed theaters).
All states that dealt with the problem seriously and tested the every living shit out of everyone - South Korea and Singapore - appears to have mitigated a lot of the triage going on with those that didn't or didn't take it seriously (Italy, Spain, and now the US).

[Anonymous No.18147586]

>>18147362
Piano, working out, and learning russian. Want to surprise my russian grandma when this shit is over.
Learning this on the piano(she used to sing it to me as a kid):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-0xugvRnUg

[Anonymous No.18147595]

>>18147586
that's very sweet of you. I wish I could play piano, it's difficult doing both bass and melody, my mind cannot handle it.

[Anonymous No.18147599]

>>18147586
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18147605]

How to buy cheap oil? Have no basement and living room is already filled with tp

[Anonymous No.18147622]

>>18145820

[Anonymous No.18147628]

Let’s talk about ET for a minute:
>Incredibly low
>fuck-huge dividends
>too big to fail (will be snapped up if it goes under)
>lots of pressure on saudis to reconcile
This looks like a gold mine in the long term

[Anonymous No.18147632]

>>18147427
Is he really trying to argue that news matter using yesterday's rally as proof?

[Anonymous No.18147633]

Someone bomb the saudis already

[Anonymous No.18147643]

>>18147632
yeah I checked it out too. its a pretty low IQ video.

[Anonymous No.18147646]

>>18147628
LP's have been one of the biggest wealth destroyers over the past two decades. Don't touch that shit

[Anonymous No.18147650]

>>18144935
Did you see their Q1 estimates? I don't know if they've been adapted to all this SHTF, they'll probably miss and become a bargain bin stock, but what do I know?

[Anonymous No.18147660]

>>18147628
I'm in.

[Anonymous No.18147674]

>>18147633
This. Can't some /biz/cel fly a plane into the cube?

[Anonymous No.18147677]

>>18145165
That's wrong, from Feb 28th to yesterday most every Friday pumped. Yesterday was the outlier.

[Anonymous No.18147689]

>>18147599
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18147729]

>>18147689
Excuse me sir but this is a SFW forum.

[Anonymous No.18147738]

>>18147677
It was down on Feb 28th, Mar 6th, Mar 20th and Mar 27th. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18147742]

>>18147595
Try it, get a cheapy keyboard and watch some youtube. It'll be good for you and it might actually sound good.

[Anonymous No.18147750]

How far out do you buy your puts? And more importantly what strike?

[Anonymous No.18147755]

>>18147742
oh don't get me wrong, I have. i've taken lessons and all that. it just requires a lot of work. so instead i'm a bass player ;)

[Anonymous No.18147762]

>>18147674
Sir, the preferred term is /biz/raeli.

[Anonymous No.18147767]

>>18147689
Learn some restraint.
You'll need it when your granby dies of beer flu and those ruskies turn to cannibalism and use your tears as gravy

[Anonymous No.18147770]

>>18147750
3/31 spy 150

[Anonymous No.18147777]

GME is fucked. Allow me to explain. Limited selection of used stuff. Questionable condition of said used stuff (missing game manual,missing case,disc that may play or may not play). Prices that don't reflect what you actually get. (inflation out the ass). V.S going to e-bay and seeing exactly what your getting for your money and a much wider selection to boot. Or using a software application on your computer, a xbox 360 windows controller, plus a handy torrent pack with your games you can just enjoy them that way and only be out the cost of the controller and get a graphics boost at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18147791]

[Anonymous No.18147809]

>>18147791
I survived disentary.
Pay me.

[Anonymous No.18147822]

>>18147791
>bill mitchell, the eternal boomer, is having to elevate his comparisons every few days
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18147827]

>>18147791
Shut up kuk.

[Anonymous No.18147829]

>>18147646
So I really don’t know, which is why I posed the question. You think the stock will (assuming a market upward trend) not increases beyond what it’s currently priced at? With those dividends I wonder if they aren’t going to ask for a bailout or something, seems fishy. Still, it’s awfully low and I can’t imagine I could lose—at worst I’ll just gain less than if I had placed my money elsewhere. Decisions decisions...

[Anonymous No.18147831]

>>18147791
Do not post this fucking faggot. I hate his smug face.

[Anonymous No.18147835]

>>18147222
They've managed to delay delisting 3 times with the current deadline in July, what makes you think they'll finally get delisted?

[Anonymous No.18147836]

>>18147767
kek, she lives in miami. Don't know if that's better or worse.

[Anonymous No.18147871]

>>18147829
Oil, 25% yield, at near all time lows, relying on russia playing nice...
What could possibly go wrong??

[Anonymous No.18147880]

>>18147829
>price memory
That and political beliefs will lead to bad purchases every time

[Anonymous No.18147885]

>>18147770
Lol - at least they will be dirt cheap on Monday at opening

[Anonymous No.18147893]

>>18147755
Nice

[Anonymous No.18147933]

>>18147829
>how much lower can it go?
>0

[Anonymous No.18147959]

>>18147829
Look up almost any MLP. They are value destroying shit structures. Even a coal one like ARLP. Look at the fucking chart.

[Anonymous No.18147981]

>>18147829
>can't imagine I could lose
famous last words.

[Anonymous No.18148009]

Noob here. Am I missing something or should I just dump my entire fortune into this ETF? It was $60 on average when the market was normal and is only $15 now. It seems like this is a guaranteed 4x ROI, what am I missing?

[Anonymous No.18148019]

>>18147835
They managed to stay afloat in a 10 year bull market that only knew one direction. That time is over now.

[Anonymous No.18148034]

>>18148009
It's 3x leveraged. Don't buy unless you understand exactly what that means.

[Anonymous No.18148035]

I wanna see what kinda action you guys are in on. Post em

[Anonymous No.18148053]

>>18144891
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18148055]

>>18148035
1-10x leveraged bear ETFs. Monday better be blood red.

[Anonymous No.18148078]

>>18147001
I have puts on BA, XOM and DIS. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.18148093]

>>18148055
aren't anything above 3x limited to Euros?

[Anonymous No.18148097]

>>18148034
Explain what that means to me like I'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.18148114]

>>18148034
What does it mean?

Apart from the obvious leverage I vaguely recall daily settled = not good, management fees and expenses eating up your money - so not a long term investment

[Anonymous No.18148116]

>>18148097
3x the gains
3x the losses
You will get wrecked. Turn 360 degrees and walk away. Read all of Investopedia before returning or investing any money otherwise you will just feed the beast and give your money directly to somebody like me.

[Anonymous No.18148125]

>>18148053
>t. guy who lost a lot of money when his "company valuations" didn't mean shit when the market crashed
>"BUT IT'S A GOOD COMPANY BRO"

just for reference though, whether you're larping or not i'll just give you the benefit of the doubt for the moment: how do you define TA? are you talking about chart patterns specifically or do you include MA's and oscillators (i.e. math, what i might call quantitative analysis but everyone just uses FA and TA i never see QA used around here) in what you think doesn't work? as in actually applying math to price action and volume over time.

[Anonymous No.18148128]

I bought SPXS before the close to hold for the weekend. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18148131]

>>18148116
>3x the gains
>3x the losses

But why is the potential gain or loss greater than it otherwise would be? Why is it being leveraged?

[Anonymous No.18148143]

>>18147750
DIS. 2% OTM. Expires in June
XOM. 37% OTM. Expires in June
SPX 20% OTM. Expires in August
BA 40% OTM. Expires in June

I shorted the bottom, lol.

[Anonymous No.18148145]

>>18148055
I'm also focusing all my JO power on a bloodbath for next week.

[Anonymous No.18148148]

>>18148131
Because it is a security designed specifically to do so, it's a higher risk but a higher reward, the ultimate goal is to make money so 3x money is better than 1x money.

[Anonymous No.18148152]

>>18148131
Because it is a 3x leveraged ETF, that is it's job

[Anonymous No.18148160]

>>18148093
I'm European if that's what you're asking. No idea about the rules, all I know is that my broker offers 10x and even higher ETPs.

>>18148097
>>18148114
For every dollar the underlying goes down, the 3x leveraged ETF goes down 3 dollars.
It rebalances every night, let's say you buy $1.000 worth of that thing, and the underlying drops by 16%. Your position is now down 50% for that day and it rebalances. The next day, the underlying goes up 16%. Your position goes up 50%, but 50% of 500 is only +250. So you're now at $750. So even though it moved the same amount in each direction you still got fucked. If you held a 1x ETF you would have been at break even.

That's why you can't hold these long term. They decay if the price keeps bouncing back and forth.

[Anonymous No.18148162]

>>18148128
You will be able to close it out for a profit by Tuesday or I will eat my own dick.

[Anonymous No.18148166]

>>18148148
>>18148152
Well, I already threw $150 at it when it was around $12.50 earlier this week. What should I do, just hold on to it?

[Anonymous No.18148167]

>>18148019
What about the current environment for bio stocks that's pushing them up? Also, do you know to what extent companies like Zacks are biased? Because theyre recommending people buy the stock

[Anonymous No.18148185]

>>18148166
>buys a 3x leveraged ETF without knowing what leverage even is
Fucking lmao. This HAS to be a bulltrap.

[Anonymous No.18148199]

>>18148055
Why would Monday be red? It barely dropped yesterday. There's no panic, they pumped through the worst news possible, everyone is confused and when there's confusion people don't gamble.

[Anonymous No.18148213]

>>18148166
Just hope for the best, lol.
Should have bought some calls at that point.
I men, you can pull out anytime you feel like it.

[Anonymous No.18148224]

NEW!!!

>>18148217

>>18148217

>>18148217

>>18148217

[Anonymous No.18148236]

>>18148185
>>18148213
How likely is my gamble to pay off? And how long would it take, two weeks?

[Anonymous No.18148259]

>>18144973
>what is wrong with people
You're on the wrong website r*dd*t cunt

[Anonymous No.18148341]

>>18148236
Just take out the money, take it as a lesson

[Anonymous No.18148360]

In these dark depressing and shit times having a defensive wall is a smart play. Why not try the good old quad K's while you wait for the recovery to take place. Hard to go wrong with KDP,KHC,KO,and KR now don't you think. For the long game outlook play His fat divvy will lead the way.

[Anonymous No.18148431]

>>18148360
just stick to day trading, nigga. stop trying to pick bottoms.

[Anonymous No.18148434]

>>18148053
Savory pasta

[Anonymous No.18148527]

>>18144891
Gold mining stocks will see the largest gain of any sector with in the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.18148584]

>>18148236
If it's not an inverted ETF, your going to lose all your money. We bear market now.

[Anonymous No.18148799]

>>18145913
>priced in