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[Anonymous No.18143273]

We
Are
Fucked.

[Anonymous No.18143288]

USA has herpes

[Anonymous No.18143320]

The people of that region are dirty as fuck even when they aren't really poor. Sitting on train seats that were just spit on just minutes before and shit.

[Anonymous No.18143333]

Just give it another week or two guys. It will all go away soon!

[Anonymous No.18143345]

>>18143333
It's not spreading well on the west coast. They'll be spared.

[Anonymous No.18143354]

>>18143273

It was obvious after pictures from airports arrival jams have been posted.

Landwhales would lay in heaps on the streets.

[Anonymous No.18143371]

>>18143273
How bad is it
break it
to me like Im retarded
>Really use your imagination

[Anonymous No.18143394]

>>18143371
fucking bad. peak is still 14 weeks out

[Anonymous No.18143400]

>>18143394
uhhh please post a source. I believe you. id just like to see data

[Anonymous No.18143409]

>>18143371
>its three times as contagious as the flu
>If you touch something that someone with the flu touch, bathroom door handle, a stair railing, you will get it.
>If you sit next to someone and they cough, you will get it.
>80% of the people that have it look normal
>If you have HIV, Hep, smoke, fat, leukemia or lupus, you will most likely die.

How you can survive:
>DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
>DON'T BREATHE IN PUBLIC
>WEAR GLOVES
>WEAR A MASK

if you follow all that, you probably won't die

[Anonymous No.18143415]

>>18143273
Every state should have shut down over a month ago. Some states took it more serious than others. NY is fucked. I hear the nurses are scared to go to work.

[Anonymous No.18143420]

>>18143371
Watch the movie contagion
and it's 1/8th that bad

[Anonymous No.18143426]

>>18143409
You can’t get corona if you just touch a fucking door handle. Take the tin foil off.

[Anonymous No.18143432]

>>18143273
how did all those flyover states get caught up in this? and this would be a good time to self quarantine on an island, too bad i dont have one

[Anonymous No.18143438]

>>18143426
It lives on surfaces for up to 3 days. So yes you can pick it up from a surface. If you don't touch your face with that corona hand it won't infect you but let's be honest you will touch your face

[Anonymous No.18143447]

>>18143273
What did you New York faggots expect with your shitty subway system? It is a nesting ground for diseases.

[Anonymous No.18143449]

>>18143438
It's not going to burrow through your skin like a groundhog. Just don't touch your mouth or eyes

[Anonymous No.18143450]

>>18143371
who even knows when plague rats flee ny to start new colonies wherever they run to

[Anonymous No.18143452]

>>18143426
Yes, you actually can. It holds itself on plastic surfaces for up to 6 days before dying on its own. Paper even longer.

[Anonymous No.18143464]

>>18143449
>Just don't touch your mouth or eyes
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.18143476]

>>18143450
now there's something to consider
>https://www.fws.gov/northeast/migratorybirds/

[Anonymous No.18143491]

>>18143426
It's still highly infectious, it's a flu, flu spreads

[Anonymous No.18143494]

You can't blame Trump for this.
This is what happens when you have a population of 250m+ but aren't able to rule with an iron fist.

China restricted the movements of 700m people. Anyone who didn't comply was subjected to police action, or violence from fellow citizens.

If Trump was slow to respond, its because of the ingrained weakness of liberal democracy. Any politician is hesitant in giving harsh orders to the public in fear of losing popularity.

[Anonymous No.18143495]

>>18143273
priced in

[Anonymous No.18143499]

>>18143273

Im glad it's spreading the way it is in New England. I mean I have family and friends up there, so I am a bit concerned, but otherwise New England is a shitty place full of shitty people. It could really use a good cleansing.

[Anonymous No.18143518]

>>18143450
>mfw i realize it's the year of the rat on the chinese zodiac

[Anonymous No.18143520]

>>18143494
No its that we have a weak government because rhetoric tells everyone to be afraid of strong government

[Anonymous No.18143531]

>>18143409
>fat

>all the slampigs on Tinder die
>guys now have to compete for the few girls that survive, which will probably be a rate of 1 girl to 20 guys
to be fair there are a lot of fat dudes as well, but they're not the ones I'm going after

[Anonymous No.18143534]

There is no way DJ isn't hitting 15k in a couple months.

EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN.

[Anonymous No.18143552]

>>18143518
I thought I was the only person who noticed that, 2008 was year of rat as well so was every other financially disgusting year. Pretty weird huh?

[Anonymous No.18143564]

>>18143432
>how did all those flyover states get caught up in this?
my guess is truckers heading through carried it

>>18143494
>AUTHORITARIANISM GOOD DEMOCRACY BAD
ok, ling ling

[Anonymous No.18143568]

>>18143476
for the sake of clarity plague rats was a metaphor for infected new yorkers that try to escape infection. freedom of movement => freedom to create future outbreaks

[Anonymous No.18143597]

#FinNexus will establish a system of fund settlement, risk control,fee allocation, and other modules so as to serve the scenarios in Phase 1

[Anonymous No.18143618]

Just stay indoors.

[Anonymous No.18143631]

>>18143564
Truckers are dirty people

[Anonymous No.18143639]

>>18143333
One day it'll disappear. Like magic. Like a miracle.

[Anonymous No.18143641]

>>18143409
>He thinks the mask is to protect the wearer
It's not
It's to protect those around you from your stupidity
There are no masks that magically filter fucking viruses

[Anonymous No.18143644]

>>18143552
Yeah, almost like an elitist ritual

[Anonymous No.18143645]

>>18143273
Tfw you handle a disease worse than literal 3rd world countries.

[Anonymous No.18143650]

>>18143273
obligatory

[Anonymous No.18143658]

>>18143645
Let's be honest, if they had any sort of medical infrastructure, the 3rd world numbers would explode.

[Anonymous No.18143663]

>>18143641
There are. But the look more like a whole body condom.

[Anonymous No.18143694]

I don't see how things can go back to normal before a vaccine is developed. So like a year at least.

Think about it:
This shit spread in the US in TWO MONTHS from one case in late January to 90,000 cases today.
Even if we can reduce the spread and people start to improve, if we go back to "normal" while there's still at least one contagious person left in this country, won't we be right back here at 100,000 active cases within a couple months again?

This shit isn't going away until either everybody has had it, or a vaccine is developed. Have fun staying inside your home for the next couple years.

[Anonymous No.18143730]

>>18143694
was it actually gigantic brain to be the first infected, to guarantee you got medical attention?

[Anonymous No.18143740]

>>18143694
if suppression doesn't work i'm moving to a country that isn't governed by retards at every level, because the next plague unleashed by wealthy chinese wild animal rapists could be the big one

[Anonymous No.18143742]

>>18143333
Checked. Maybe the good aliens will help

[Anonymous No.18143749]

>>18143694
80% of people will get it. It will be mostly over by August. Once enough people get it we'll have immunity to it. The vaccine won't be coming when we need it. Just stay indoors get food delivered and disinfect your food.

[Anonymous No.18143753]

>>18143742
if you mean ones from space they still need to get a visa and approval from the surgeon general. i’m not letting some fucking ayy lamo probe me without just cause

[Anonymous No.18143761]

>>18143730
No because noone knew anything about it back then.

[Anonymous No.18143771]

>>18143749
Someone said there was 40 different mutations found in Italy.. Which is why people get sick more than once.

[Anonymous No.18143773]

>>18143273
Good. You had months to follow Asia, and you didn't. Now you get to watch Asia (and all their cryptos like Suterusu) recover while you fall.

[Anonymous No.18143781]

>>18143771

[Anonymous No.18143861]

>>18143345
More like the west coast gave up on testing a week ago. The LA board of supervisors fucking banned coronavirus tests in order to keep reported infections low.

[Anonymous No.18143967]

>>18143273
Asia is already recovering and America PASSED CHINESE case amounts! Hahahaha. Amazing

Buy Nervos, desu

[Anonymous No.18143997]

>>18143967
hmm yeah i really expect india to not turn into a complete nightmare despite being a fragile state

[Anonymous No.18144008]

>>18143771
if it’s rumored to decrease lung capacity by 30% i dont like the odds of my lungs vs -1,200%

[Anonymous No.18144054]

>>18143273
You get what you fucking deserve, retards.
https://twitter.com/BilldeBlasio/status/1234648718714036229

[Anonymous No.18144098]

>>18144054
when nyc has like 2k deaths a day he's going to have to go into hiding

[Anonymous No.18144187]

>>18143273
Why don't Americans wear face masks?
Why don't bongs close their borders?
What's up with you people?

[Anonymous No.18144218]

>>18143273
protip from Europe. Better downsize those circle diameters else you won't be able to see anything by the end of next week.

[Anonymous No.18144227]

>>18143861
Bs, that'd be all over the news in the LA area. Cite your sources.

[Anonymous No.18144241]

It's the fucking flu. Would you pussies grow a pair? I don't know anyone with Corona, I haven't heard of anyone getting it. This whole thing is a gigantic nothing.

[Anonymous No.18144251]

>>18144227
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-20/coronavirus-county-doctors-containment-testing

[Anonymous No.18144254]

>>18144187
Amerifag here

I've been very consciously doing my part, haven't left my property in almost two weeks. This shit pisses me off. These motherfuckers will be reckless, have parties and continue to socialize despite the shelter in place orders, but yet once everyone starts to get infected, they start bitching. They've brought it on themselves and fucking it up for the rest of us, the ones that actually give a shit

[Anonymous No.18144257]

>>18144241
>china shutdown its economy for two months and counting
>over the flu

[Anonymous No.18144258]

>>18144187
1. we don't have enough masks to wear, the government was releasing propaganda to teach people they don't work, and the fda has just recently relented on the restrictions so we can make them
2. we are governed by extremely short-sighted sociopaths, so by default they are reluctant to do anything that they immediately understand will result in the loss of revenue, even if not doing it will also result in the loss of revenue in the long-run

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18144274]

>>18143273
There is no such a thing "virus" that spreads by gossip on mass media ? Switch it off get together and find people who deliver orders to many people .

[Anonymous No.18144279]

>>18143494
Weak government is only part of the problem. The other difference is cultural; not only are Chinese ironically better prepared to deal with forced isolation (since even the poorest Chinese save like motherfuckers and don't live hand-to-mouth like half of burgerland) they're also more willing to accept it since they come from a commie collectivist culture rather than a "you come first, fuck everybody else" culture.

The last one is huge; most people from western cultures simply do not give a shit about actually following isolation directions because they're too personally inconvenient, especially in areas where it hasn't blown up yet where it's just impossible to even convince people there's any danger.

It's completely impossible to ever get America to go along with something like what China did; either you respect freedom and nobody listens to you or you enforce full-on fucking martial law and the entire country chimps out.

[Anonymous No.18144280]

>>18144187
>>18144254
>>18144258

I just want to get this shit over with but the stupidity of this nation won't allow that. This is about to last a longggg time....

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18144293]

>>18143447
fear monger panic pandemic spread by social gossip on mass media and internet and shills like you

[Anonymous No.18144298]

>>18144280
It's way too late to contain it. In early march the world had a really, really good window to shut this down but we missed it and now it will likely be a year before this is over.

[Anonymous No.18144316]

>>18144257
China is back open. Maybe stop listening to the fucking media.

[Anonymous No.18144320]

>>18143641
That's the point of masks if everyone wears them asymptomatic won't spread it in public.

[Anonymous No.18144321]

>>18144298
the best time to shut this down was when the chinese government was trying to pretend it wasn't real. they should have sealed their borders and saved everyone else.

[Anonymous No.18144324]

>>18144187
Because Americans genuinely have no concept of social etiquette
Because the UK would starve inside three months without foreign farm labor

[Anonymous No.18144326]

>>18144316
better listen to pepe memes then?, right?

[Anonymous No.18144336]

>>18144321
And have them be the only ones economically fucked? That would be retarded for them to do, they should have been trying to send as many infected out into the major world economies to make sure everyone gets fucked as hard as they do or harder.

Why would china care about the rest of the world? They don't even care about their own people.

[Anonymous No.18144345]

>>18144336
this is a contagious disease and china is still 95% naive. having it spreading around the world guarantees that it's going to come back, even if they aren't lying about the success of their own suppression efforts.

[Anonymous No.18144348]

>>18144324
So this is the power of being a slave to foreign labor?

[Anonymous No.18144351]

>>18144326
Show me proof this is bad. Nothing I have seen in any way convinces me this is bad at all. It's fucking overblown

[Anonymous No.18144357]

>>18143740
come to new zealand anon. We locked down the country with only 300 cases, cos we have an actual leader and the govt is more concerned with its people than its money

[Anonymous No.18144386]

>>18144298
Yeah that's very correct. Could've been relatively fine (1-3 months maximum of social distancing), and it's turned into months of lockdown, perhaps a year. I live in a wealthy area and it's just mind-blowing how invincible people think they are. And now my city is hit hard and people everywhere are complaining all over the internet and on the news. I want to laugh but I'm stuck in the same bullshit they are despite doing my part to not be a complete fucking retard

I requested time off work the week before I was laid off. Could've at least just stayed at work and gotten that free extra week so that just adds to my saltiness

[Anonymous No.18144388]

I'm sick and fucking tired of hearing about the coronavirus. I can't turn on the tv or get on the internet without seeing endless shit about it. Every single fucking person I talk to starts talking about the coronavirus. I get it, it sucks and will probably kill millions. Can we just move onto another topic? Nothing new is being said anymore, just wash your hands, stay inside, and stop talking about a "lack of testing" or "exponential curves". I really don't give a fuck anymore just leave me alone to my crypto REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18144391]

>>18143273
goddammit Louisiana
>allowed the mardi gras parade with millions of fucking people
>"Oh shit we have the fastest growth curve in the US how could this happen"
Florida too, did jack shit about all the spring breakers.

[Anonymous No.18144398]

>>18143394
>peak is still 14 weeks out
That seems very far considering the current state of lockdown. You sure you don't mean 14 days?

[Anonymous No.18144404]

I-I-it will be ok, r-right?

[Anonymous No.18144409]

>>18143273
>liberal shitholes are getting hit the hardest
honestly maybe corona chan is doing us a favor

[Anonymous No.18144414]

Just did the math. US has 4x more infected per person than China.

[Anonymous No.18144422]

>>18143333
checked and capped

[Anonymous No.18144427]

>>18144409
It's definitely teaching those dumbfucks a lesson at least

[Anonymous No.18144438]

>>18144414
New York has about 50% of all infections.
This is the city that told people to go to chinatown parades or they are racist, and to ignore corona because it is fake and gay.
They should be arrested for domestic terrorism and the national guard should be brought in to shut their city down until it is contained.

[Anonymous No.18144471]

>>18143641
Even a T shirt is better than nothing to stop droplets.

[Anonymous No.18144475]

>>18144438
Huh. I remember there was this article about some muslim person killing the writer's son and he concluded that it was almost a noble death for the "ideal of multiculturalism" or some shit. These people are Stockholm syndrome per excellence.
>>18144324
Goes to show you what happens when the default mentality is "lol why do u care what others do? lmao"
Turns out you might fucking die.

[Anonymous No.18144476]

>>18144414
china lies

[Anonymous No.18144485]

>New York without New Yorkers
Has humanity finally created a paradise?

[Anonymous No.18144492]

>>18144251
how the fuck is this even real

[Anonymous No.18144497]

>>18144485
>New York without New York and New Yorkers
There we go now we're talking

[Anonymous No.18144501]

>>18144251
This state really doesn't give a shit about anything, does it?

[Anonymous No.18144512]

>>18144320
only thing that'll stop you breathing it in is a straight up gas mask

[Anonymous No.18144515]

Yep they're doing this up in Northern California as well. People are bitching on Nextdoor app that doctors are basically giving them the ol "go home there's nothing we can do unless you're coughing blood"

[Anonymous No.18144531]

>>18144515
was for
>>18144492

[Anonymous No.18144536]

>>18144098
On February 26, 2020 Congress passed anti-lynching bill. Just in time hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.18144538]

>>18143333

quads of truth.
thank you jesus

[Anonymous No.18144545]

>>18143273
>he identifies as an NPC
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

[Anonymous No.18144551]

>>18144251
Incredible. I'd say I'm surprised but this leadership continues to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.18144554]

>>18144279
This is what happened in Italy. Everything closed, party time! Now they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.18144556]

>>18144409
>Areas of civilization and centers of economy and culture where everybody valuable and those that work for the valuable congregate
>Backwater poor shitholes nobody willingly go to have less cases of a infectious virus that relies on close contact
Fixed

[Anonymous No.18144571]

>>18143333
Quads is based and true!

[Anonymous No.18144579]

>>18144531
im so fucking glad i dont live in borgerland

[Anonymous No.18144584]

you guys are fucked

[Anonymous No.18144588]

>>18143499
we know this about New England, you already said you have friends and family there. cleanse away. you deserve it

[Anonymous No.18144597]

>>18143409
fingering your asshole is still ok though right?

[Anonymous No.18144603]

NYC refugee here. Fled over two weeks ago when it was obvious the city was gonna get fucked up. Riding this one out in a 6 month rental in the desert.

[Anonymous No.18144605]

>>18144584
if only this virus only killed bankers

[Anonymous No.18144668]

>>18143494
>give up your personal freedoms so some niggers next door don't get the flu
Ok chink

[Anonymous No.18144692]

>>18143415
But but Cuomo is doing such a great job! Just look at the numbers

[Anonymous No.18144693]

>>18143273
Who cares, it's all liberal shit holes being fucked

[Anonymous No.18144713]

>>18144187
>Why don't Americans wear face masks?
Why would we? The Asians all wear it and it didnt help them.

[Anonymous No.18144736]

ITT Panicking faggots bitch about the flu

[Anonymous No.18144752]

>>18143861
While this is true we're also making an effort not to spread it.

[Anonymous No.18144762]

>>18143273
It's time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgHATo0d3YA

[Anonymous No.18144774]

>>18144008
Don't believe the bull shit an noise, you get it really hard for 2 weeks, it'll fuck your entire system sideways but everything goes back to normal once your system figure shit up.
You'll have shortness of breath for about a week while in infection, avoid dairy and raw products, vitamin c is God tier

[Anonymous No.18144784]

>>18143564
>>how did all those flyover states get caught up in this?
>my guess is truckers heading through carried it
Probably international travel. My state's at around 60 confirmed infections and only one caught it here. About half our cases are boomers who saw that cruises were cheap this month and got fucked.

[Anonymous No.18144802]

>>18144713
Since they didn't have any symptoms at first it spread a lot.
Of course a face mask won't stop it to spread for 100% of occasions, nobody is saying that you mongol.
The masks reduce the likelihood of it spreading.

[Anonymous No.18144804]

>>18144784
cruise ships are worse than pirates

[Anonymous No.18144829]

>>18143273
Nah, just the Clinton Archipelago.

[Anonymous No.18144842]

>>18143452
>>18143491
>>18143438
You fuckin turds. Next time thoroughly read what I said.

[Anonymous No.18144975]

>>18144398
>14 weeks
>not 14 days
I can believe him. Consider that Italy has been in lockdown for well over 14 days now and their numbers are as high as before and in the beginning of the lockdown still

[Anonymous No.18145009]

>>18143333
like a miracle

[Anonymous No.18145870]

>>18144774
I don't even believe corona is real.

[Anonymous No.18145899]

>>18143333
Just a flu bro

[Anonymous No.18145942]

haa finally. the Greatest Depression has begun. Capitalism will be finally be considered a failure and hardcore stalinist communism will rectify everything

[Anonymous No.18145969]

most burgers still think they are fine because muh climate

[Anonymous No.18145975]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLtD6t1qBQ

[Anonymous No.18145990]

>>18145969
Tfw you dont give a fuck about money as long as burgers die, but if burgers don’t die, your stocks will moon.

[Anonymous No.18146065]

>>18143650
Good and necessary-pilled post. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18146094]

>>18143749
>80% out of 330 million is 264 million
>presuming a low 1% mortality rate this leads to 2.64 million dead
I think that should be filed under "Not good".

[Anonymous No.18146118]

>>18143771
They're making lampshades out of the dead old people too. Coronavirus even had a roller coaster created that automatically delivers sick people into the creamatory oven. It's horrible.

[Anonymous No.18146142]

>>18144584
I hate to admit it, but the Reds may be right about "capitalism puts profits before people" or whatever they fucking keep blabbing.

[Anonymous No.18146153]

>>18144774
Based retard

[Anonymous No.18146232]

>>18143749
>he doesn’t know about wave 2 and wave 3

[Anonymous No.18146323]

>>18144512
If everyone wears a mask there's hardly anything to breath in because the spreading is contained. How that simple logic escapes USA-tards is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.18146370]

>>18146142
I love you retards that think this is some sort of fucking point, or that communism in any way shape or form does a better job at being humane.

[Anonymous No.18146380]

>>18146323
>logic
>USA

Pick one

[Anonymous No.18146389]

>>18144008
It's a fucking virus not cancer, your immune system will fight the virus and you will be immune

[Anonymous No.18146423]

[Anonymous No.18146518]

>>18146389
You haven’t read much about this strain.

[Anonymous No.18146549]

>>18144603
Good move. I’m escaped last week. Now at a campground for the next month or so. Bredy comfy.

[Anonymous No.18146590]

>>18146423
see
>>18143650

[Anonymous No.18146618]

>>18144279
Spot on. Every major national park and other vacation spots they can't close have been packed recently. Everyone has been so cooped up at work that they can't miss the opportunity to take some real time off with their families. Of course the American government hates this because it means children grow up having parents that aren't the state

[Anonymous No.18146621]

>>18144404
I want off this wild ride, Mr.Bones.

[Anonymous No.18146976]

>>18143273
"NOOO WE CANT HAVE A VIRUS THAT ONLY KILLS BOOMERS,MUST FLEE TO EGYPT" if the virus was so severe there would be thousands or millions dead each day already
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

[Anonymous No.18147046]

>>18146976
>if the virus was so severe there would be thousands or millions dead each day already

It can take well over a week for symptoms to begin to show, along with the fact that a good portion of the world has locked down over this shit. Hell even Russia is having a 'non-working week' while still pretending the virus isn't an issue. I give it two weeks before they lock down too

[Anonymous No.18147129]

>>18144556
salty
Your city center is trash and the world would honestly be better off without it

[Anonymous No.18147151]

>>18144279
>>18144279
Absolutely with you on this, I'm an Italian (Lombardy) and we're experiencing hell right now for the idiots who didn't follow the orders the last weeks. I know it's not the end of the world since it's killing elders and people with other pre existing conditions but still, economy will take a lot of time to recover. I'm under with -7% on my portfolio, at least I have my own house, zero debts, and a nice basket of cash for the emergency (thanks pessimist mentality). If you're American and reading this, don't panic, it's not Ebola, but put on the mask at least, if not for you do it for your elders. They will all die if they catch it, the rate for anyone over 80 is tragic, don't spread it more than what it is right now.

[Anonymous No.18147160]

>>18147129
>and the world would honestly be better off without it

You aren't very /biz/-minded if you think the centers of business and commerce dying out would be a net-positive economically

[Anonymous No.18147180]

>>18143288
checked
lung herpes

[Anonymous No.18147192]

>>18143333
checked
just another DNC hoax

[Anonymous No.18147196]

just bad flu season

[Anonymous No.18147200]

>>18143333
So the good news is the virus mutated from a deadly virus to a more mild corona virus after leaving China

[Anonymous No.18147231]

>>18147160
The world goes on without your institutions

[Anonymous No.18147245]

>>18146142
stfu michael

[Anonymous No.18147252]

USA is relatively low in terms of cases per capita

[Anonymous No.18147268]

>>18147252
For now. Our healthcare systems are already buckling and we’re hardly even in the shit yet. All the obese diabetics in this country are living on borrowed time

[Anonymous No.18147283]

Unironically it’s just the flu bro

[Anonymous No.18147288]

>>18147200
how would this be the case?

[Anonymous No.18147303]

>>18143409
no virus penetrate dead skin cells
this is bullshit, if you touch something and then touch your face or eyes that's a problem

[Anonymous No.18147307]

>>18143273
>a bunch of circles

I'm definitely scared.

[Anonymous No.18147314]

>>18147268
Isn't that a good thing though? We just let nature do our dirty work for us. It's kind of cowardly, but at least we save on ammo. Not like we could find rope strong enough to hang some of these hamplanets we have rolling around here.

[Anonymous No.18147323]

>>18147303
but of course this is true if you are wearing gloves also. DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE (EYES, NOSE, MOUTH, FOOD) BEFORE DISINFECTING OR WITH GLOVES ON!

virus also only lives a few days tops so best to put the groceries to shelves for a few days and open them later.

[Anonymous No.18147350]

>>18147268

Our healthcare systems were already close to capacity even before the virus. That is the more profitable way for Healthcare Corporation of America to run their hospitals. Preparing for a pandemic requires a large initial investment and means having to maintain excess inventory during non-crisis times, which is bad for the bottom line. You didn't think this was about saving lives, did you?

[Anonymous No.18147356]

>>18147314
3 problems 1 solution.
global warming, fat ameriburgers, and old folk.

now younger gens don't have to pay social security that we'd never see a cent of, welfare for fat people no more, and less people means less co2

[Anonymous No.18147383]

>>18144241
>I don't know anyone with AIDS so it does not exist
Why is American education so bad?

[Anonymous No.18147396]

>>18147288

He's full of shit, but I read that over time, viruses evolve through natural selection to become a more mild illness over time. A virus that kills its host in days doesn't spread to as many people as one that gives him a runny nose for 2 weeks and stays in his system with no symptoms for a month after. That's why everybody has herpes; its only symptom is a couple red bumps that go away on their own and they stay in your body for life to spread to everyone who drinks from the same cup that you did.

[Anonymous No.18147411]

>>18143273
Your president literally called this virus a hoax.
Lmaoing at Americans who still support this retard.

[Anonymous No.18147420]

>>18147383
Why are you always thinking about America?

[Anonymous No.18147422]

American airspace. America is fucked beyond repair. Total lockdown IS REQUIRED.

[Anonymous No.18147440]

The ironic thing is, through the government's slow (possibly intentional) action, the result will be a much higher peak but the whole thing will be over more quickly than those countriea flattening the curve. Better for the economy with the downside of many more deaths initially and hospitals overrun.

[Anonymous No.18147442]

>>18147420
cope

[Anonymous No.18147443]

>>18147422

Locking down air travel won't do jack shit, the virus is already here. Locking down local travel and meetups within communities is the important part

[Anonymous No.18147449]

>>18147442
oh you're always thinking about america because you're coping?
gotchu senpai

[Anonymous No.18147487]

>>18143464
It’s not hard you fucking spastic ape

[Anonymous No.18147532]

>>18146370
>You retards
wdhmbt?

[Anonymous No.18147541]

>>18143333
I got really drunk last night and stuck a .45 1911 in my mouth and dry fired it a couple of times.
This shit better end or I'll really eat it next time.

Like, all these fucking normies are hysterical. Every singe god damn day I gotta hear about this shit. They're so brainwashed.

But what do I know? What does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.18147561]

droomphers actually believe the corona virus is a DNC hoax
imagine pulling the feat negative IQ

[Anonymous No.18147566]

>>18147541
Isn’t 1911 single action?

[Anonymous No.18147635]

>>18144241
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.18147675]

>>18143861

Unironically what they should do. Idiots all think society is collapsing and its causing a positive feedback mechanism. Retards in this country will believe anything you tell them.

[Anonymous No.18147686]

>>18144336

Wow you're a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.18147746]

>>18146590
>hi I'm a cuck who's still blind to the fact that jews are responsible for corona

[Anonymous No.18147851]

>>18144774
is emergen-c mix ok?

[Anonymous No.18147929]

You can bet on how many people will die from Coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV.

[Anonymous No.18147967]

>>18144774
>vitamin c is God tier

God you're like that LPN that was teaching my group back when I was training to be a medical assistant to buff out the resume, she would say if she ever got cancer she would just take a fuckton of vitamin C to cure it

[Anonymous No.18147983]

>>18143320
you must be LARPing from China.

[Anonymous No.18148029]

>>18144584
We're literally cattle to these people

[Anonymous No.18148056]

>>18144254
You're amerifag and you expected highly of your fellow americans? c'mon man.

[Anonymous No.18148183]

>>18144471
where would maxipads fall on this list?

[Anonymous No.18148195]

>>18143639
Lol. It has a magical clock built into it. 14 days of everyone staying inside and wallagh! gone as if it never even existed.

[Anonymous No.18148203]

Louisiana easily the dumbest of all of them. They aren't giving a shit and going to Bourbon street fucking around.

[Anonymous No.18148210]

>>18143273
Blame the jews

https://www.unz.com/estriker/the-fbi-and-jewish-organizations-invent-anti-white-coronavirus-conspiracy-theory/

[Anonymous No.18148239]

>>18143273

Source for the visualisation?

[Anonymous No.18148337]

>>18147967
In his defense, I've seen serious MRSA sepsis infections that were stabilized with intravenous saline and 3,000mg of vitamin C. Its not a cure-all solution, but I imagine it might help.

[Anonymous No.18148340]

>>18143861
lol those fucking spics

[Anonymous No.18148404]

>>18148029
Lets be honest - 99% of normies are cattle.

[Anonymous No.18148405]

>>18148239
It’s on the internet so it’s true

[Anonymous No.18148416]

>>18143534
found the seething re*di tor
go BACK

[Anonymous No.18148425]

Colorado here. All you had to do was stay out because we were full and YOU COULDN'T DO THAT REEE

[Anonymous No.18148442]

imagine thinking that US reported cases reflect reality rather than just a failing testing/healthcare system
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.18148443]

>>18147566
yeah racking the slide makes for a /comfy/ sound in this time of despair
I really wanted an authentic WWII version, but I'm a poorfag so I opted for the mil spec from Springfield

[Anonymous No.18148450]

>>18143273
We
Are
Fucked.

[Anonymous No.18148472]

>>18144391
Yep, good points.

[Anonymous No.18148485]

F

[Anonymous No.18148495]

>>18144254
>Amerifag here
>I've been very consciously doing my part, haven't left my property in almost two weeks. This shit pisses me off. These motherfuckers will be reckless, have parties and continue to socialize despite the shelter in place orders, but yet once everyone starts to get infected, they start bitching. They've brought it on themselves and fucking it up for the rest of us, the ones that actually give a shit

[Anonymous No.18148510]

>>18143273
nah, YOU are fucked.
WE stockpiled 2 months' worth of food and don't need to leave our houses until mid summer.

[Anonymous No.18148511]

>>18144774
>Vitamin C for coronavirus
lol

[Anonymous No.18148515]

>>18143273
>we
I dont live in Brazil.

[Anonymous No.18148526]

>>18143641
It's literally called N95 brainlet

[Anonymous No.18148537]

Latest state-by-state tallies as of yesterday. What state are you from and how fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.18148549]

>>18148450
imagine this is to corona virus what mosquitos are to malaria or dengue
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
USA /numero uno/

[Anonymous No.18148551]

>>18143650
if that was the case southern CA would be exploding and it's not, also nw WA would not be a hotspot..i get your point and usually there's some truth but in this case it's actually wrong

[Anonymous No.18148588]

>>18148537
based South Dakota lel

[Anonymous No.18148589]

>>18143371
Boomer genocide in 2 weeks
Healthcare system completely overwhelmed
2nd Great Recession

[Anonymous No.18148607]

>>18148551
>also nw WA would not be a hotspot
Seattle is a pretty big, metropolitan city. I don't see why it wouldn't be.
There are also conditions up there that certainly can't hurt things. Gigantic Chinese population and it's damp as fuck this time of year.

[Anonymous No.18148620]

>>18148551
lol I wonder why... maybe because the testing done per capita is below that of Belarus, Latvia, Estonia and Portugal ?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Anonymous No.18148632]

>>18143273
IT'S *COUGH* JUST *UGRH* UH A - A *WHEEZE* FLU BRO

[Anonymous No.18148651]

>>18148607
>Chinese population
At this point it's completely meaningless. Almost all of our cases where I live came from idiot kids who were on vacation in Europe and Florida.

[Anonymous No.18148653]

>>18148537
Kansas has 4 deaths now. Huh

[Anonymous No.18148654]

>>18143564
Maybe, more likely boomers going on expensive trips overseas. The first cases in my state were from boomers on a cruise line.

[Anonymous No.18148666]

>>18148551
let me rephrase this because something tells me you're a deep moron
how can there be an explosion of cases when you don't have the public infrastructure needed to detect it ?

[Anonymous No.18148683]

The first patient with Corona in Thailand was a taxi driver who caught it from a Chinese tourist whom he claims purposefully coughed in his face in the taxi. HE recalls wiping the infected sputum from his face. She was visibly ill. It turns out now that she was from Wuhan and was told to leave the country on official CCP business despite being positive. (ie she was a CCP operative tasked with spreading the virus). There will be more like this as time moves fwd. 20+ million cellphone numbers 'missing' in China...

[Anonymous No.18148686]

>>18143641
Then why do healthcare workers wear them?

[Anonymous No.18148693]

>>18144584
I mean, if you'd been paying any attention you would know that the logical conclusion of capitalism is a death cult

[Anonymous No.18148695]

>>18148683
ok QAnon

[Anonymous No.18148727]

>>18143771
if you get more than mild symptoms you're mutt gene not white
cmon ppl use your brain the virus is to stay on living human not dead human. it's not intended to kill the host. Even with 400 mutations I give a fuck because we're years well fed and nutritioned not like 3rd world weaklings

[Anonymous No.18148736]

>>18143273
Priced in mate, obviously

[Anonymous No.18148740]

>>18144584
>76 year old
1 coof is all it takes

[Anonymous No.18148749]

>>18148683
>There will be more like this as time moves fwd. 20+ million cellphone numbers 'missing' in China...
How do you retards explain the fact that you think the Chinese government is somehow in such masterful control of their society that they're capable of covering up tens of millions of deaths when a billion citizens have Internet and know how to use a VPN, and yet they're also so goddamn retarded they publish public data in English showing that a bunch of people disappeared?

[Anonymous No.18148787]

>>18144388
Same, but with whatever topic at all

[Anonymous No.18148801]

>>18144603
Same, but I'm in Massachusetts so not much better. However, I was living in Harlem before KEK

[Anonymous No.18148851]

>>18146142
Commies may do on spot critics, but they deliver shitty alternatives

[Anonymous No.18148888]

>>18148801

Just hide out in central or western MA and you'll be okay

[Anonymous No.18148987]

>>18148632

I didn't party that much when I was in high school and college. Sometimes I regret not partying more. After seeing this, I realize I was not missing out on anything. I no longer regret it. Thanks for posting this. Fuck, these people look like idiots even without the context of coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.18149014]

>>18143618
/thread
If you are SMART and actually stay inside as much as possible then you will get through this

[Anonymous No.18149029]

>>18143273
How did NY surpass Washington when Washington had the first big epicenter?

[Anonymous No.18149053]

>>18143273
Nuke the northeast and let it sink into the ocean

[Anonymous No.18149063]

fuggggg

[Anonymous No.18149070]

>>18149029

[Anonymous No.18149079]

No we're not. The disease kills 2% of people, mostly people who were on deaths bed anyway

[Anonymous No.18149083]

>>18149063

[Anonymous No.18149137]

>>18149079
more like 3-4% and no it has killed seemingly perfectly healthy people and the bigger issue is that it sends perfectly healthy people to the ICU. You've had all sorts of athletes be a death's door because of it.

Now imagine a nation where everyone is fat and diabetic and loves to vape. The problem is when EVERYONE needs a ICU bed and a ventilator.

[Anonymous No.18149147]

>>18143449
I didn't, but I had an annoying booger at one point whilst out shopping so I did the old push'n'twist in the sniffer


I'll be okay right lads?

[Anonymous No.18149155]

buy bitcoin or not?

[Anonymous No.18149213]

>>18143273
Luckily Easter is in 2 weeks. That's the cure and we can go back to work the next day. It will be beautiful, like nothing happened. No extended repercussions.

[Anonymous No.18149222]

>>18149213
This. Talk about lucky timing

[Anonymous No.18149328]

>>18149083
>>18149063
What a difference a single month could make. We're so fucked

[Anonymous No.18149519]

>>18149155
Not!

[Anonymous No.18149532]

>>18149063
told you so

[Anonymous No.18149535]

>>18149155
Buy:
ADSK
DAL

[Anonymous No.18149579]

>>18144388
Turn off the news and don't go to news websites.

[Anonymous No.18149584]

DA FLU ONLY INFECTS 300,000 PEOPLE A YEAR

[Anonymous No.18149633]

>>18144404
>why does he post this graph...?
>...oh

[Anonymous No.18149662]

>>18148749
They have to report data to their shareholders even in the U.S. so of course we get the data in english.

[Anonymous No.18149673]

>>18143333
checked

[Anonymous No.18149699]

>>18148727
3rd worlders probabably have a stronger immune system. "Well fed" Americans are obese and diabetic.

[Anonymous No.18149756]

>>18148749
The same way they've been killing turkic chinks for years now in an actual genocide, and nobody gives a fuck. It's China, retard. A few million dead chinks won't make a difference to either the Chinese government or anyone else in the world

[Anonymous No.18149903]

>>18149756
>A few million dead chinks won't make a difference to either the Chinese government or anyone else in the world
Then why are they allegedly hiding it?

[Anonymous No.18149940]

>>18143694
Antibody tests will show whether or not you have already been infected already. People who come back positive can go back out again.

[Anonymous No.18149966]

>>18149903
the state can never look weak for a second. authoritarian regimes fear they fall the moment they are perceived weak.

[Anonymous No.18150033]

>>18147411
"Fake News. He only called the pandemic a hoax and and that was because Democratics were calling it a pandemic with only a few cases to make him look bad. It's not his fault it's bad now. His medical advisors were lying to him or something. How dare you insult Your President. He's doing his best! REEEEE-"

[Anonymous No.18150067]

>>18148888
Central Mass fag here, your digits give me hope. I work in a grocery store, should I just not go to work at this point?

[Anonymous No.18150244]

https://youtu.be/cVf8r3RmV9Q

[Anonymous No.18150252]

COVID-19 may reduce spem count and reduce testosterone, as its receptor (ACE2) is highly expressed in your balls. more than in the lungs.

COVID can literally make you infertile and literally steal your gains

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.20037267v1
https://www.yicaiglobal.com/news/covid-19-virus-may-harm-male-fertility-chinese-scientists-say

[Anonymous No.18150266]

>>18143273
New numbers in 1 out of every 9 Italians that has gotten it is kill

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

[Anonymous No.18150284]

>>18149079
2% of the 100-150 million Americans they think will be infected is millions dead

[Anonymous No.18150317]

>>18143494

[Anonymous No.18150352]

>>18150284
2-4million fat fuck boomers who need to die anyway

[Anonymous No.18150400]

>>18150352
The CDC expects as many as 3 in 10 Americans *won't* become infected, anon. A large number of those who do get infected need respiratory assistance to keep living.

You are far more likely to become infected than not. If you become infected and the medical system is overwhelmed, you may die simply because there aren't enough beds and ventilation machines to keep you alive.

[Anonymous No.18150421]

>>18150067

No reason to not go to work. It's essentially an inevitability that almost all of us are gonna get it. The whole reason we're keeping people at home is to slow the spread so hospitals don't get overloaded. Just practice good hand hygiene and don't be touching your face

[Anonymous No.18150450]

>>18150252
NOOOO

[Anonymous No.18150496]

>>18150421
I expect homeless and crazies coughing in our face unless we pay them money.

[Anonymous No.18150510]

>>18150450
YOU WILL GET MASS STERILIZED AND FEMINIZED

[Anonymous No.18150651]

>>18144187
Americans don't wear face masks because Chinese fifth-columnists bought them all up back in February and shipped them back to the hive. The same way they did in every other country.

[Anonymous No.18150667]

>>18149070
>New York City is multicultural

That explains it.

[Anonymous No.18150685]

>>18150421
True I didn’t even think of that. Thankfully I wear gloves in a meat department and do cleaning all day. Ive taken to wearing a mask now too

[Anonymous No.18150749]

>>18143432
>how did all those flyover states get caught up in this?
Even flyover states have Chinese restaurants.

[Anonymous No.18150833]

>>18144388
Keep tabs just to see when it starts to end

[Anonymous No.18151133]

>>18150252
No more coomers

[Anonymous No.18151268]

>>18146323
America told its public to not buy or use PPE. Not kidding. They said to leave it for healthcare workers.

[Anonymous No.18151277]

>>18146423
Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.18151337]

>>18147541
I never understood suicide. Why not just go all in on bitcoin? Or just start taking addy everyday? Really you’re not curious to see how bad things can get? I’m interested to see how worse they can. Even if you lost all hope why not stay to watch the world burn?

[Anonymous No.18151387]

>>18150749
All Chinese restaurants have a portal from which viruses are teleported in and then mixed into dishes

[Anonymous No.18151466]

>>18143333

[Anonymous No.18151547]

>>18144584
>>18146142

I have seen this shit on four different boards now
fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.18151584]

>>18144241
>my social circle in non existent
>that must mean no one has it

[Anonymous No.18151587]

>>18144251
>Gives up testing of SOME patients
The numbers are still going up in SoCal every time I check

[Anonymous No.18151651]

>>18151268
>Normal people take all the PPE when they could just stay inside or limit travel
>Healthcare workers have nothing when they actually have to interact with sick patients

They're correct to say this

[Anonymous No.18151759]

>>18143494
blow it out your ass ching chong