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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:18:04 2020 No.18142248 [Reply] [Original]

bank run edition

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>>18140794

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:19:44 2020 No.18142273 /pol/ is ruining this boatd

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:20:13 2020 No.18142281 >>18142273 Blow it out your ass, kike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:20:16 2020 No.18142283 Odds that United and Delta collapse? Who the hell could buy them? Other than the Fed of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:20:49 2020 No.18142286 File: 235 KB, 1007x930, 1585273112995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's crash crash crash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:21:01 2020 No.18142287 File: 31 KB, 1300x864, 1584985396351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142273 Shills like you already ruined this board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:21:15 2020 No.18142296 >>18142283 0% The govt will print dollarinos until a gallon of gas is $100 before they let that happen

>>	cunt Sat Mar 28 00:21:17 2020 No.18142297 >>18142248 Thread theme (only for Put holders) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5ryRnUSBN0

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:21:46 2020 No.18142299 File: 45 KB, 1280x720, download (21).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142273 t. Shlomo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:21:57 2020 No.18142303 Will bears feast this week? Are we still accumulating REFR?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:22:03 2020 No.18142306 >>18142287 >>18142281 Same fucking buzzwords over and over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:22:12 2020 No.18142311 File: 147 KB, 1024x1024, 88EBB529-E5B4-42A0-86A5-587A296C5DAB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142273

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:22:34 2020 No.18142317 File: 1.07 MB, 1880x2549, 1577674829915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142306

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:23:30 2020 No.18142328 File: 29 KB, 728x574, ohDKCIOg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142306 >muh /pol/ boogieman

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:25:13 2020 No.18142346 >>18142306 They show up when the VIX -henceforth now known as the shitpost index- goes up

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:25:49 2020 No.18142356 File: 29 KB, 620x349, download (27).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tell me your top long term pics on tsx

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:25:51 2020 No.18142357 File: 64 KB, 680x744, fortnite-epic-victory-dab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder >>18141111

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:25:56 2020 No.18142359 File: 672 KB, 737x783, 1579458830792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RED MONDAY RED MONDAY RED MONDAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:26:45 2020 No.18142367 Can't wait for Monday when 260 becomes the new support and we push for 270. We're going to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:26:51 2020 No.18142370 File: 317 KB, 890x905, 1584970247606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142357 >-11.11% good

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:26:51 2020 No.18142371

Oil Bros whats the game plan? Are we going to see more dips across the board on all oil related stocks like refiners and tankers or is just going to impact the producers the most?

Also what plays do you have in mind? Im bag holding XOM (37), BP(24), and RDS (34) should I take my losses and redeploy that capital to buy in another crash?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:27:22 2020 No.18142381 >>18142367 it was already confirmed that we go red Monday

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:27:37 2020 No.18142385 File: 170 KB, 820x718, 439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQ weekenders?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:29:22 2020 No.18142401 File: 16 KB, 249x251, 1514334692582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142385 I got spooked and pulled out before the last dump at the end of today. Now I feel retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:29:30 2020 No.18142403 >>18142248 did u draw that...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:29:41 2020 No.18142406 >>18142385 In PUTs here. I was only up 1% today. I plan on selling it all Monday if its deep red. I made some terrible blunders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:30:44 2020 No.18142418 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x800, chzbrgrz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE A CLOWNWORLD PRESIDENT YOU COULD HAVE DONE MUCH BETTER DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE THIS IS THE CLOWNWORLD YOU CHOSE

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:31:26 2020 No.18142426 > Literally everyone stuck at home > No factories, no international shipping, no rent, no non-grocery spending > Stocks still have any value If the stocks have no relation to reality why don't they just go up so they can all make money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:32:19 2020 No.18142432 >>18142426 anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:32:34 2020 No.18142434 File: 35 KB, 644x515, keith mccullogh blocked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK is this guy's problem?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:32:48 2020 No.18142439
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Can gangstalked sex offender schizos become millionares even though they are getting attacked by everyone and have no job skills at 30? It'd be nice desu...
I was thinking about working really hard for two years. Invest it than going to prison for a few years.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:33:10 2020 No.18142445

>>18142085
>>18142108
>>18142148
I'm not underestimating anything you guys aren't getting what I'm saying. People aren't social distancing. I drove to the beach earlier and took a picture that I posted in the last thread of a large group of young and old people queuing up at a restaurant like nothing was happening. No masks, no gloves, nothing. Just chilling out as normal. The hospitals are going to get overrun. This will happen very soon and it'll suck bad. In short order many of the most vulnerable will be dead and they won't need medical care any more. The problem of hospital space partially solves itself. The rest of the solution is US industrial capacity going full retard on ventilators, makeshift hospitals, and bringing enough warm bodies up to speed so there are enough health providers to go around. The problem gets dealt with and life goes on. Maximum 3% perish then as I said above life goes on. The vast majority of the population wouldn't have died in any case and many people on the edge will get enough care to pull through. Simple as that. Terrible disease, people die, the rest move on. Why do they move on? Because the human psyche will only accept so much trauma and fear. The ones who aren't dying will be busy living the minute the collective shock wears off and the process is already starting. People aren't going to sit on their couches. They are going to get up say fuck this virus and accept the consequences. Will more people die? Of fucking course. It'll happen anyway and people will step over the bodies on the way to ordering their lattes. Count on it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:33:12 2020 No.18142446
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Bought cheapy cheap stonks and put them in my retirement account. Gonna sit on them for years. Also bought puts for the next month or so because we going doooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:33:36 2020 No.18142452 File: 48 KB, 500x384, 1585090734056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142385 I sold half because of that nice pump minutes before closing. Let's see how the other half fairs on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:33:42 2020 No.18142455 File: 120 KB, 280x291, 1585205704959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142357 RED MONDAY IS A GO BOYS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:34:00 2020 No.18142461 >>18142446 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:35:08 2020 No.18142473 >>18142446 You are me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:35:13 2020 No.18142478 >>18142445 People are social distancing where I am. And I disagree with you analysis. The government isn't sociopathic enough to just let people die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:35:21 2020 No.18142480 >>18142371 Oil stocks are already selling at a amazing price point. If they go lower, buy even more. I bought in today. gonna sit on it for a while

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:35:26 2020 No.18142481

>>18142359
If it's not at least a bit corrective red then I don't know what the big guys want to do to make money. Are they really going to try to force us into a bull market that nobody wants to join because the world is still on fire, through pure CNBC propaganda?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:36:05 2020 No.18142483 >>18142385 SPXS calls here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:37:29 2020 No.18142499 >>18142385 I bought some SDOW before close myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:37:39 2020 No.18142500 >>18142439 You might not become a millionaire but you could buy some GEO and CXW so next time you go to prison you'll be sending yourself business.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:37:43 2020 No.18142502 oil is too scary. I don’t know enough of the intricacies of the sector to guess whether it will come back. All I feel confident in is blue chip tech but it’s still so overpriced

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:37:51 2020 No.18142504 >>18142273 I remember a time before they arrived...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:38:27 2020 No.18142511 >>18142434 what the fuck is your problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:39:05 2020 No.18142520 File: 195 KB, 553x936, Skellys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142418 Rides just starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:39:13 2020 No.18142522 tfw you realised you dont understand stocks beyond buy low sell high why the fuck are people saying buy xom etc. they haven't declined that much over the past few months. aren't there bigger gains from shit like GUSH or OILU?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:39:14 2020 No.18142523 >>18142478 >People are social distancing where I am People around you are social distancing; and that's good for you. People in general aren't esp. in states with less confirmation numbers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:39:23 2020 No.18142525 File: 713 KB, 817x957, 1530895745877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you guys all gonna buy with the gains riding the market down? I'm going into that sweet SPXL assuming the country doesn't plunge into a civil war over this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:39:30 2020 No.18142527 >>18142478 >The government isn't sociopathic enough to just let people die. acceptable casualties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:41:00 2020 No.18142543 >>18142527 Imagine the outrage on all sides especially this close to an election. No way.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:41:27 2020 No.18142551

>>18142445
That seems quite anecdotal. There seems to be a very real psychological impact on people in affected areas like New York, Spain, and Italy. Not just from the quarantines.
9/11 depressed (or extended the mini-recession) by about a year and that was "just" an a terrorist attack that killed thousands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:41:41 2020 No.18142553 >>18142525 GPRO

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:01 2020 No.18142559 File: 120 KB, 500x463, 3B5846DC-E228-4E46-8BD9-D219F83492CE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142478

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:06 2020 No.18142562 >>18142553 why tho

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:11 2020 No.18142563

>>18142445
>>18142478
>>18142523
This. I can just look out my window and see people at the bus stop and tons of cars still going on the high way. Its definitely more empty and quiet than normal but it seems like only 80% are distancing. And this is Seattle. People are not social distancing as much as the government would like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:12 2020 No.18142564 REPLACE NHENTAI WITH XHENTAI >REPLACE NHENTAI WITH XHENTAI REPLACE NHENTAI WITH XHENTAI >REPLACE NHENTAI WITH XHENTAI

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:29 2020 No.18142569 >>18142418 >YOU COULD HAVE DONE MUCH BETTER There were no other options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:52 2020 No.18142574 >>18142401 you are an absolute mong. nobody wants to hold throughout the weekend. f sperg

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:42:54 2020 No.18142575

I feel like real schizofrenic is hell which it is but I feel the break coming into psychosis
Already happened to my brother and it runs in our family should I fight the break or let the schizo run through?
It might allow me to talk to God directly and allow myself to actually feel invincible...

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:43:24 2020 No.18142582

>>18142522
Difference is regional versus international oil companies. Regional is dead. Anyone buying oil stock in them is hoping for 5000:1 odds. Most were leveraged against massive borrowing and shoulder debt that they assumed they could beat with $80 barrels of oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:43:48 2020 No.18142589 >>18142543 I wasn't saying they would do it, I was just arguing that the gov is indeed sociopath enough for your wildest dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:44:27 2020 No.18142596 >>18142559 >>18142563 I'm telling you they won't let an unnecessary amount of people die especially this close to an election. He would get blasted for it. You're in Seattle no wonder people aren't social distancing.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:44:53 2020 No.18142605

>>18142445
>anything you guys aren't getting what I'm saying. People aren't social distancing. I drove to the beach earlier and took a picture that I posted in the last thread of a large group of young and old people queuing up at a restaurant like nothing was happening. No masks, no gloves, nothing. Just chilling out as normal. The hospitals are going to get overrun. This will happen very soon and it'll suck bad. In short order many of the most vulnerable will be dead and they won't need medical care any more. The problem of hospital space partially solves itself. The rest of the solution is US industrial capacity going full retard on ventilators, makeshift hospitals, and bringing enough warm bodies up to speed so there are enough health providers to go around. The problem gets dealt with and life goes on. Maximum 3% perish then as I said above life goes on. The vast majority of the population wouldn't have died in any case and many people on the edge will get enough care to pull through. Simple as that. Terrible disease, people die, the rest move on. Why do they move on? Because the human psyche will only accept so much trauma and fear. The ones who aren't dying will be busy living the minute the collective shock wears off and the process is already starting. People aren't going to sit on their couches. They are going to get up say fuck this virus and accept the consequences. Will more people die? Of fucking course. It'll happen anyway and people will step over the bodies on the way to ordering their lattes. Count on it.
cope more bulltard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:45:15 2020 No.18142610 >>18142596 Election will need to be moved to next year like everything else, olympics etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:45:29 2020 No.18142613 >>18142575 Evens: cling to sanity. Odds: let the schizoism overtake you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:45:45 2020 No.18142616 File: 1.36 MB, 480x270, trumpdance16.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142418 >Better How could we possibly do better than Trump?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:45:46 2020 No.18142617 File: 17 KB, 288x176, XBVIVIVX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first for myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:45:55 2020 No.18142618 >>18142273 this website has been ruined for nearly 10 years

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:46:56 2020 No.18142633
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>>18142434
he's part gay

>>18142564
the reason I originally chose to use the nhentai links instead of ex is to save us from the tedious "can't get past the panda" posts that we would have inevitably seen every single thread

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:47:40 2020 No.18142639
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>>18142306
>(((rent))) free in goyims head
>boogyman
>Nigger GlowKike shill
Everytime

>>18142418
Why can't we have a whole gov filled with touhous? Any good cabinet ideas? Suwako can be agriculture since she is a god of mountain harvest or something? And frogs of course

>>18142446
I bought KO at 44,sold at 57, and got back in at 39. Max comfy

>>18142553
This first year at my college just created a robinhood and that's the first thing he bought so that's a no from me. He told me he made four dollars.

>>18142610
>Election will need to be moved to next year
Don't they have to make an amendment to do this since the date is hard coded into the constitution. Also another anon said Pelosi will become president since Trumps term will expire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:49:03 2020 No.18142653 >>18142511 I literally just replied to a tweet saying he got a couple calls wrong recently. Wasn't ruse or insulting about it. He then proceeds to go on a twitter rant saying he's the most transparent trader on earth. Clearly not.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:50:57 2020 No.18142673

>>18142596
Yes, they WANT people to social distance, but our culture and government structure makes it difficult to literally enforce it. Seattle is probably the best off city in terms of social distancing because the culture is much more isolationist, but its the opposite in New York and thats why its way way worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:51:14 2020 No.18142680 File: 99 KB, 1506x797, DJIA-200327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened this afternoon? All the indices dived at about 3:30PM local

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:51:35 2020 No.18142684 >>18142385 SQQQ and TVIX holder here. I'm clenching my ass every moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:51:49 2020 No.18142689 >>18142653 To be honest I don't even know who you're talking about mate. Can't you just make a new account and offer to blow him and make up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:52:20 2020 No.18142693 File: 70 KB, 523x600, 8207541i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142575 dont let it win anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:53:15 2020 No.18142702 >>18142680 Nothing "happened" it was planned. We had 3 green days totally +17% yet theres no good news, and even more worse news to come over the weekend. Expect large movements on Monday and Friday for a few months.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:53:34 2020 No.18142704 >>18142385 >>18142684 i'm holding enough sqqq to make me sweat. we're def going down monday however this market has been full of surprises. They can keep delaying it but this economic activity will catch up eventually. It has to come down.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:53:56 2020 No.18142709
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>>18142673
I'm in Rural Texas and the social distancing is going fine here. Now we typically stayed six feet apart anyway, the place I live has no public transportation of any type. This is what you get for being a dirty little urbanite anon. And it's no surprise the city slicker is willing to throw people under the bus to maintain his profit line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:54:09 2020 No.18142713 >>18142575 You need to become a shaman. It is the only path for the schizoidal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:55:14 2020 No.18142719 >>18142704 I got 1000 in SQQQ and another 1000 in TVIX. I'm gonna unload my heavy stock bags on Monday and just watch my portfolio rest on a coin toss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:55:48 2020 No.18142722 >>18142684 SDOW here SAME

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:56:00 2020 No.18142723 >>18142702 ...but it seems odd (doesn't it?) that the indices all dived at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:56:50 2020 No.18142737 File: 404 KB, 510x510, heathens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142569 >>18142616 you will be burned with the other nonbelievers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:57:29 2020 No.18142744 >>18142693 What if I'm a sex offender? It's the only thing I have so I don't feel lonely

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:57:29 2020 No.18142745 File: 13 KB, 400x225, powell shocked 2_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142248 .

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 00:59:54 2020 No.18142764 >>18142723 thats always how its been

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:00:12 2020 No.18142768 File: 69 KB, 612x480, MontrealSoupKitchen1931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna keep dumping money into long term hold stocks but I'm also hoping I can stay employed while North America goes full soup kitchen mode

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:00:22 2020 No.18142770 >>18142385 I've been holding for 5 days now, am I a veteran SQQQldier?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:01:18 2020 No.18142782 >>18142689 He's a Canadian flog who's obsessed with technical analysis (looking in the tea leaves)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:01:59 2020 No.18142792 >>18142273 You guys ruined 109 some odd countries so we'll call it even.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:04:08 2020 No.18142824 File: 335 KB, 1025x576, mio_soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142768 I want soups...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:05:12 2020 No.18142842 >>18142723 Indexes and ETFs reflect the price of underlying assets the represent. Different indexes will move differently because they measure different sets of assets. If everything is dropping it means everything is selling.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:07:12 2020 No.18142865 Who here is still sitting on a lot of cash (200k+)? What are your plans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:07:21 2020 No.18142866 >>18142842 That makes sense, and I understand (I think) but the sudden and simultaneous drop seemed strange.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:07:52 2020 No.18142872 >>18142723 we have a retard over here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:08:30 2020 No.18142876 File: 178 KB, 270x480, bat-soup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142824

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:08:45 2020 No.18142878 >>18142865 I'm not that high up but I liquidated in February and now I'm mostly bought back in to my previous position just at better purchase prices and a handfull of puts because we're 100% going lower lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:09:31 2020 No.18142888 >>18142872 sorry Sempai, but I'm new

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:09:59 2020 No.18142896 >>18142866 all equity follow US index, Japan Index, Yen, and Frank. this is trading 101

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:10:12 2020 No.18142898 >>18142824 >white meat chicken the only thing i look forward to with the 52%ing of america is the death of the myth that white meat tastes good. shit's nasty my nigguh

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:11:17 2020 No.18142909 >>18142385 Accidentally took a fat shit at 3:45. Didn't finish blasting the can with taco shits till after market closed. Sitting on 1k that I bought at 22 yesterday. I'm in the van like it or not. Buckle up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:12:43 2020 No.18142921 do anime girls poop?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:13:32 2020 No.18142926

>>18142478
>>18142596
>>18142605
From CDC:
"Cigarette smoking is responsible for more than 480,000 deaths per year in the United States,
including more than 41,000 deaths resulting from secondhand smoke exposure.
This is about one in five deaths annually, or 1,300 deaths every day.
On average, smokers die 10 years earlier than nonsmokers."
Where precisely are these lung cancer patients going to die? Every one of the lung patient and heart attack victims go the hospital. The hospitals are NOT overflowing with Covid, Covid is just adding to the 500,000+ preventable deaths very year.
Also from the CDC:
"In 2014-15, there were 475,000 hospital admissions for conditions estimated to be caused by smoking, a 5% increase since 2004-05. These included 28% of all admissions for respiratory diseases and 48% of all admissions for cancers that could be caused by smoking."
It's the selfish smokers filling up the hospitals!
Some more facts.. How many people with compromised systems (AIDS, smokers, heart issues, hepatitis, cancer, drugs/alcoholism, diabetes, obesity) will die from this virus...Many. But these are also the people who probably would not live into their 80's. Just saying...Almost like an insurance actuary.
You need to look deeper, anon. The government and the people will move on faster than you realize. Your fear is clouding your thinking right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:14:25 2020 No.18142934 File: 54 KB, 388x393, download (28).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a limit on how much money they can "print"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:14:30 2020 No.18142937 File: 170 KB, 500x500, AAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BUY SHORTS >GOES UP >SELL SHORTS, BUY LONGS >GOES DOWN POWELL YOU CUNT START PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:14:55 2020 No.18142941 File: 343 KB, 693x778, 1575218006359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142921 Only if it is for fetish purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:15:33 2020 No.18142944 >>18142934 It's hardcapped by amont of paper they can feed into the printers and ink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:09 2020 No.18142951 What are some good self abuse methods?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:11 2020 No.18142952 >>18142934 Don't even worry about it. It is OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:13 2020 No.18142954 >>18142934 to the extent of paper, ink, and their building’s power bill

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:19 2020 No.18142956

>>18142768
Same. I want to just seed 1k here one 1k there. But I only have 3k in the market. Half my company got laid off a few weeks ago. Im still to much of a little bitch for options. I don't understand how to do them safely. Now I have a gf so I don't have the suicidal yolo advantage of a true neet investor. I don't know how to grab those short gains. How do I get gains and not go bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:24 2020 No.18142957 >>18142504 It was beautiful, this happened when beign edgy became cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:36 2020 No.18142960 File: 26 KB, 500x262, faab716521f38677e004e3c1388d2a1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142944 That makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:16:42 2020 No.18142961 >>18142898 I think I have some boneless thighs in the fridge I think once all the 80 year olds die of virus, we'll probably be down to 40% by 2022 or so >>18142876 no not like that non non non

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:17:13 2020 No.18142970 >>18142480 What did you get and what other ones are you keeping an eye on. I was debating getting some Canadian companies but you can't trust the Canadians. Also any shovel and pick plays for oil like Hal, or Borr?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:17:18 2020 No.18142972 >>18142951 Drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:18:02 2020 No.18142981 File: 367 KB, 1079x1306, Screenshot_20200328-011643_Twitter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish? https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1243626367092219905?s=19

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:18:05 2020 No.18142982 File: 34 KB, 385x423, 1569308393477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142951 using 4chan using the internet buying forbidden stocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:18:09 2020 No.18142983 >>18142356 hed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:18:43 2020 No.18142987 >>18142954 Someone needs to calculate how much the dollar has to deflate for BRRRRRRRRRRing to no longer be able to cover power bill in a month.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:19:05 2020 No.18142993

>>18142865
I am. I'll be buying deeper into leveraged ETFs over the next few months. I've been buying 10 to 15k worth per week so far. I made some pasta a while back comparing the difference between SSO (2x leveraged ETF) and SPY during and after the Great Recession and despite SSO being subject to volatility drag, it ended up making over twice the gains versus its unleveraged counterpart. And that was assuming a worst case scenario of buying both at the top before the crash. Buying the leveraged ETF close to the bottom would have resulted in 10x the gains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:19:18 2020 No.18142999 File: 4 KB, 231x218, images7S7FNC64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142951 4chan and heavy drinking trust me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:19:56 2020 No.18143008 >>18142951 listen to /biz/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:20:16 2020 No.18143011 >>18142981 This is bullish but only because it would cause stocks to plummet in non-clown world economy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:21:38 2020 No.18143029 >>18142981 >>18143011 Literally the plan for ever single company, especially if they are getting a bailout.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:21:54 2020 No.18143032 >>18142961 i'm a white hispanic so am i part of the 52%? i have green eyes if that counts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:22:47 2020 No.18143040 File: 94 KB, 900x1294, NoBully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142248 Based NYN poster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:22:56 2020 No.18143043 >>18142993 https://seekingalpha.com/article/4107640-playing-fire-how-long-can-you-safely-hold-3x-leveraged-etf

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:23:13 2020 No.18143047 >>18143032 Hispanics are not white

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:23:33 2020 No.18143051 File: 64 KB, 925x750, bobos_first_market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made tea with just milk and honey, no water Just pure 2% milk brought to a simmer, earl grey tea, and a teaspoon of honey Perfect for a bear like me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:24:00 2020 No.18143059 >>18143032 man I have no idea you would know better than I would what kinds of stocks do you buy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:24:04 2020 No.18143060 >>18143011 >>18143029 Pretty wild they can do that with no legal consequences

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:24:30 2020 No.18143066 >>18142898 This Elk for life

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:24:34 2020 No.18143067 >>18142842 ETFs don't reflect anything but what people are willing to pay for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:24:39 2020 No.18143068 File: 109 KB, 809x808, 1519795406907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142999 i know this feel. i really really know this feel. also checked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:25:26 2020 No.18143079 >>18143051 >not going all in on honey

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:25:37 2020 No.18143080 >>18143051 I really want to try this now

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:25:41 2020 No.18143083

All markets are closed.
Everyone enjoy a good weekend.
Here's some news to lead us off on:
BRUSSELS--European Union leaders agreed late Thursday to ready options for further economic steps to respond to the coronavirus but pledged no specific new action to scale up the region's fiscal response to the crisis.

After a fractious teleconference meeting that ran hours over schedule, leaders said eurozone finance ministers should present proposals on possible next steps withhin two weeks.

"These proposals should take into account the unprecedented nature of the COVID-19 shock affecting all our countries and our response will be stepped up, as necessary, with further action in an inclusive way, in light of developments, in order to deliver a comprehensive response," they said in a statement.

However, the statement made no reference to specific steps like offering precautionary credit lines from the eurozone bailout fund or the possibility of common debt issuance, a step strongly resisted by the likes of Germany and The Netherlands.

During discussions among the leaders, Italy and Spain blocked several draft statements, according to several people following discussions, demanding a strong economic message

Weekend reading list to follow next post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:26:20 2020 No.18143092 >>18143032 >I'm a white Hispanic Don't you mean you're Hispanic

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:26:38 2020 No.18143094 >>18143051 >2% milk not drinking man's milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:27:41 2020 No.18143102 >>18143060 Only one person was ever arrested for 2008.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:27:58 2020 No.18143105

This weekends reading list:
https://investinganswers.com/articles/start-swing-trading-today
https://investinganswers.com/dictionary/f/fundamental-analysis
https://investinganswers.com/dictionary/t/technical-analysis
https://investinganswers.com/articles/financial-statement-analysis-beginners
http://www.e-reading-lib.com/bookreader.php/133361/The_Intelligent_Investor.pdf
https://www.forexschoolonline.com/new-forex-price-action-start/

I'm not gonna be doing much market action this following week. I'm taking a week off to educate myself better and try a few practice forex trades.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:28:03 2020 No.18143106 File: 1.02 MB, 1003x677, 1585155225013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142273 we've always been here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:29:08 2020 No.18143114 Why is /pol/ sperging over the fed and the treasury maybe getting merged what did the kikes do this time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:29:59 2020 No.18143121 >>18143105 Where is the hentai reading?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:30:04 2020 No.18143122 >>18143032 I'm a white negro

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:30:10 2020 No.18143124 >>18143094 >not drinking man's milk >being this unclear on the concept

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:30:26 2020 No.18143126

>>18143067
Bruh, an ETF is literally backed by actual stocks (or asset/derivative), they have a real value and a temporary market value. The difference is called arbitrage and they always tend towards their real value.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/032615/how-etf-arbitrage-works.asp

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:30:34 2020 No.18143131

>>18143083
they're really taking their time
I thought the US congress was dragging their feet, taking a whole week to write up hundreds of pages of garbage. But Europe is going to take two more weeks just to make proposals? Maybe they have no idea what they are doing.

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 28 01:31:00 2020 No.18143134
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>>18142999
>>18143068
Basically all there is to do during this social distancing

Guys got any shitty u.s. oil companies to buy puts on? i'm thinking something with really big debt due sometime this year currently looking at ET

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:31:16 2020 No.18143136 >>18143114 The FED is expanding into stuff they're not allowed to do by employing blackrock to do it for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:12 2020 No.18143147 >>18143126 He's right you know, no sane person holds leveraged ETFs for long terms.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:15 2020 No.18143149

Some other select DOW news stories.
The Federal Reserve will continue its aggressive purchases of Treasury and mortgage-backed securities next week, very slowly lowering its unprecedented buying of government debt.

The central bank said Friday it would buy $345 billion in Treasury securities next week, down from $375 billion this week but up from $250 billion last week. It will buy $200 billion in mortgage-backed securities, down from $250 billion this week but up from $67 billion last week.

The Fed announced plans to purchase at least $700 billion in government debt and mortgage-backed securities on March 15, then dramatically ramped up its purchases to dislodge unusual trading conditions in critical financing markets that reflected a rush for cash by investors.

On Monday, the Fed clarified that these purchases would be open-ended.

On Friday, the Fed laid out how it would make next week's scheduled purchases. The central bank will buy $75 billion a day in Treasurys through Wednesday, then $60 billion a day on Thursday and Friday. It will buy $40 billion in mortgage securities per day.

The purchases are huge. The Fed will be buying more each day next week than it did a month during its most recent round of bond purchases, which it launched in September 2012 and ended two years later. For more than one year, the Fed was buying $85 billion in securities a month.

The Fed has greatly expanded its balance sheet to arrest strains across financial markets amid the novel coronavirus pandemic. Its holdings swelled by $942 billion over the two weeks ended Wednesday, bringing its total assets to $5.25 trillion, a record.

"The Fed is winning back control of the Treasury market where trading conditions have improved very substantially in recent days with much reduced price dislocations and [mortgage] market functioning has also improved notably," said analysts at Evercore ISI in a client note on Friday. "buy rapid but try to not ruin it all"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:23 2020 No.18143151 >>18143134 not a US company but they're on the NYSE. Suncor. Their canadian operation is too big to fail and propped up but the canadian government. I went all in on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:25 2020 No.18143152 i lost everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:52 2020 No.18143158 >>18143126 Sure it's backed by whatever, but it's exchange traded, thus the price is determined by the bids and offers rather than the underlying assets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:32:59 2020 No.18143160 >>18143047 okay my bad >>18143059 i bought SQQQ at $24 so i'm retarded >>18143092 not sure if you're saying spics are white, most of them are like 80% indigenous. castiza women are fine as fuck though >>18143122 checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:33:07 2020 No.18143162 >>18143136 So they're just buying all of America? That means we're going lower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:33:50 2020 No.18143170 File: 810 KB, 756x1032, Screen Shot 2020-03-26 at 6.15.03 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18142999 How do I get into drinking? Whenever I taste alcohol it makes me gag and if I try to shove it down I get an instant bad stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:33:55 2020 No.18143171 >>18143124 your head . . . . . the joke

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:22 2020 No.18143176

>>18143121
Let me hit random real quick.....

https://nhentai.net/g/66119/

There's your hentai reading.

>>18143131
The Eurozone markets are not under as much financial fpressure as U.S. companies are due to debt obligations not being severe, allowing for excess revenue being set aside. They're working essentially on a goal where they handle the problem a few weeks before it technically begins and volatility spikes in the European markets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:32 2020 No.18143179 >>18143170 Man up and stop being a pussy.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:35 2020 No.18143181
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Alright, which one of you had DRV??
You clever son of a bitch I think this is an EXCELLENT downturn play. It’s a huge fucking gamble, but this sector might just get shorted into the dumpster...

I didn’t even realize! It’s the small caps too! The ones —I assume— most likely to default! This could be an excellent hedge for preserving capital during the next few months, or shorting an actual smallcap reit etf might be smarter hard to say.

If this politico article gains some traction... you could be in for a big gains Monday.

On the other hand, if it does gain traction, that might provoke government to act quicker to get relief $$$ to the sector...

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/27/mortgage-system-collapse-coronavirus-pandemic-152338

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:39 2020 No.18143182 We need to do something about people saying "bruh". Why? Stop saying that, you look like a gullible and weak minded retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:44 2020 No.18143184 What to buy if expecting riots?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:49 2020 No.18143185 >>18143134 >>18143151 sorry I didn't read the "put" part. Suncor is a good boomer stock. Buy Suncor stock and hold as a long term. It's bound to return and go higher. It's a major part of the canadian economy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:56 2020 No.18143187 >>18143162 >So they're just buying all of America? >That means we're going lower. I dunno what it means anymore mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:56 2020 No.18143188 >>18143170 you're lucky

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:34:56 2020 No.18143190 File: 1.75 MB, 4032x3024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143160 forgot to post skin color

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:35:25 2020 No.18143194 >>18143162 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:35:26 2020 No.18143195 File: 637 KB, 616x591, xvivi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143170 Just drink it nya

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:35:44 2020 No.18143198 >>18143171 It was under his head? I think you fucked up there big guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:35:54 2020 No.18143200 >>18143170 dont

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:04 2020 No.18143202 File: 8 KB, 300x168, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143182 have sex bruh

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:07 2020 No.18143203 >>18143185 better off holding Air Canada. At leas they will get bailed if shtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:17 2020 No.18143205 >>18143160 SQQQ at 21 and SDOW at 59 here also feeling pretty stupid Holding on till Monday before I think about doing anything

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:28 2020 No.18143207

why are we still pretending money matters? if we’re going to shut down the foundations of this machine wouldn't it be reasonable to also switch off the top so debts and other ongoing %’s are at least paused? shouldn't we be uniting as a world together to face off what is apparently such a big deal? we could be post scarcity with an automated bottom two levels of the pyramid

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:37 2020 No.18143211 >>18143184 Torches and pitchforks. Always side with the mob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:42 2020 No.18143212 File: 93 KB, 664x690, StukAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I just realized it's fucking saturday GOD DAMN IT

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:36:57 2020 No.18143216

>>18143170
>>18143170
buy a bottle of decent scotch and take teeny tiny sips, like you were trying to drink really hot coffee. go ahead and water it down too but not with ice since cool temperatures kill flavor. don't cover it up with mixers because that will just make the process take longer. reduce the water at your own pace

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:37:29 2020 No.18143223 >>18143170 That's not a bad thing. I've been a pretty serious alcoholic on and off the last 6 years. It does a lot of bad things anon, to your body and your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:37:36 2020 No.18143224 >>18143179 I literally can't get it down even doing a combination of like 80% soda and 20% alcohol makes me feel queasy.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:37:43 2020 No.18143226

Another article I'm breaking up:
The fiscal and monetary-policy fire hose is blasting with all its might. The Federal Reserve has dropped interest rates to near zero and is purchasing limitless quantities of Treasuries and other securities. Congress is taking advantage of the practically free money, having passed a $2 trillion spending package worth about 9% of U.S. gross domestic product.
Those new fiscal and monetary measures and signs of improving liquidity in several markets helped ignite a three-day megarally spanning Tuesday to Thursday this past week. The Dow Jones Industrial Average rose over 21% in that span, signifying the beginning of a new bull market after just 11 trading days in a bear market.
After the index's eighth losing Friday in nine weeks, the Dow ended the week up 2,462.80 points, or 12.84%, to 21,636.78. The S&P 500 index gained 10.26%, to 2,541.47, and the Nasdaq Composite rose 9.05%, to 7502.38.
The strict "20% up from a low point" definition of a bull market can be deceptive. Large and fast rallies are frequent characteristics of longer-term bearish periods in the market. The last time the Dow went from its bear-market low to a bull market in just three days was from Oct. 6 to Oct. 8, 1931.
Then, as now, trading was extremely volatile, with big daily moves both to the upside and the downside. And that bull market didn't last long. By November 1931, the Dow was in a bear market again, down more than 20%. It didn't bottom out until mid-1932, down an additional 60%-plus. 1/3?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:38:13 2020 No.18143228 File: 35 KB, 195x185, 1585344407913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143182 It's just a flu bruh

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 28 01:38:34 2020 No.18143231 >>18143185 Yeah i'm looking for a u.s. oil company that is most likely going to fail

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:38:43 2020 No.18143232

>>18143147
Leveraged ETFs mirror the market on a day to day basis and are subject to greater deviation from their NAV.

>>18143158
Read up NAV. They have a real value, during the day everyone is just trying to guess what it is/will be. This is just arguing semantics at this point.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:38:46 2020 No.18143233

Others don't declare a new bull market until the index surpasses its previous high, and would call last week's action just a bear-market rally. But semantics aside, there are signs to suggest that for the stock market, the worst may be behind us thanks to the Fed and Congress. Calling their moves "stimulus" might be using the wrong term because the package isn't designed to lift economic activity, but to preserve as much of what already exists as possible while the nation shuts down. The recession is likely already here, but the probability of the coronavirus crisis setting off a 1930s-style multiyear depression is low.
But in a twist, the extraordinary monetary and fiscal aid could become a stimulus should low interest rates and a higher level of federal spending remain in place once the virus' peak has passed.
"If you assume normality returns after the virus' peak occurs, then if activity begins to normalize in some way and this is left in place, it could become stimulus," says Colin Moore, global chief investment officer at Columbia Threadneedle Investments.
And while the next few weeks or months could still be bumpy, investors should begin combing through the wreckage of March's selloff to adjust their portfolios for the market's next phase, call it a bull or still a bear.
Where to start? Not with defensive sectors like consumer staples or utilities, which have already done their job during the selloff, handily outperforming the rest of the market on its way down. That leaves the rest of the market with more room to rebound, and with greater relative economic tailwinds on the horizon.
"Bear markets always end with a recession," says Mike Wilson, chief U.S. equity strategist at Morgan Stanley. "Now you want to be positioning for the recovery, which means start moving away from defensives and toward cyclicals." 2/3

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:39:21 2020 No.18143237 File: 76 KB, 720x837, E21FDDDF-74F4-42A5-8956-54C07FD14230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143205 lol SDOW at $61 here. i'm waiting till monday too, then i'll set up a trailing stop and wait anyway good night /smg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:39:22 2020 No.18143239 >>18143224 Then don't drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:39:28 2020 No.18143242 >>18143182 bruh is this dumbass nigga for real bruh? like lmao just get the computer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:39:28 2020 No.18143243 File: 153 KB, 839x882, 1566333679442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143151 >too big to fail >three fucking dollar canadian oil prices

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:39:52 2020 No.18143244

That doesn't mean going all-in on the most coronavirus-sensitive industries, like casinos, cruise lines, or retailers. But some high-quality early-cycle exposure is good to have, especially with stocks available at a steep discount to where they were just a month ago.
Wilson recommends a barbell approach, adding some more cyclically geared financials or consumer-discretionary stocks on one end, and high-quality names with solid balance sheets and high profitability on the other. The cyclicals are riskier, but with higher potential upside, while the quality names are surer bets but with lower potential returns -- given that many haven't dropped nearly as much on the way down.
Morgan Stanley analysts point to S&P Global (ticker: SPGI), BorgWarner (BWA), and Linde (LIN) as among those with the greatest history of outperformance in the recovery after large selloffs followed by recessions. High-quality growers include some of the megacap tech companies like Microsoft (MSFT) or Amazon.com (AMZN).
Moore is moving to take on some more risk in fixed income, having previously taken down exposure to high-yield corporate bonds in several portfolios. He's not as keen to get back into CCC-rated and other low-grade credit, but he sees value in the higher-grade areas of high yield and in investment grade, particularly now that some of the market liquidity issues have been sorted out.
As for stock selection, Moore is focused on 2021. "How much you believe in the recovery in 2021 will be what drives markets, so stop worrying about the earnings for 2020," he says. "Because, frankly, by the time the dust settles and volatility is down enough, you could be into [the third quarter] when you're beginning to discount 2021 anyway."
The trick for investors is getting there before everyone else does. With monetary and fiscal cover in place, that time is now.

I can pull other exclusive news not reaching the average person if people want. I have a dow newswire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:40:44 2020 No.18143252 >>18143224 try something like 50/50 Bailey's and coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:40:57 2020 No.18143255 >>18143182 breh...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:40:57 2020 No.18143256 >>18143170 Try some girlie drinks if you must. Lemon Ruskis are pretty palatable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:41:21 2020 No.18143260 >>18143233 11 years in a bull market and they think that you can print your way out of a long bear market in 2 weeks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:41:39 2020 No.18143263 >>18143239 But I want to see how the warmth people talk about feels like

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:41:58 2020 No.18143265 >>18143237 nighty night brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:42:05 2020 No.18143266 >>18142926 Wtf are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:42:14 2020 No.18143268 >>18143198 You need a little more imagination. I'm posting from Australia so obviously it went over his head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:42:45 2020 No.18143272 i fucking hate weekends are there any markets open on saturdays anywehre in the world? maybe i need a foreign broker so i can get my dopamine fix

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:43:16 2020 No.18143279 >>18143232 >NAV mate I don't care what some Canadian rapper says about ETFs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:43:28 2020 No.18143281 >>18143231 look at Just Energy Group and say what you think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:43:38 2020 No.18143283 Any idea about miners/jnug?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:43:44 2020 No.18143284

>>18143263
Honestly, after decades of drinking all I really make any more (if at all) are Hot Toddy's. My go to "I feel a sore throat" going on remedy.
Just drink tea. If you pick a good one and don't load it with sugar it'll be better for your body and mind.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:43:48 2020 No.18143287

>>18143260
The bear market was caused by a number of factors that come from a few things coinciding. The Coronavirus, the Saudi russia Oil war, and the mass quarantines as a result. The consensus is that once production resumes, with consumer demand remaining unchanged, the turnaround will be rather quick.
IDK about that myself....

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:44:06 2020 No.18143291 File: 1.30 MB, 4021x2925, thots go thhhhhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] funds are sayfe

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:44:20 2020 No.18143293

>>18143255
das wassup. Nothing wrong with a good "breh". You can go South African and throw in the ol "brew", or English and hit 'em with the classic "bruv".

Bruh is the mark of the weak and impressionable. "OhhHOh HerRR I say bruh because all da hip hoppers on instagram say it ahauah amd I cool yet guis do u accept me?!"

I'm fkn triggered

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:44:50 2020 No.18143298

U.S. Treasurys rallied and corporate bonds slumped Friday, reflecting investors' caution following a three-day rally in stocks and other riskier assets.
The yield on the benchmark 10-year U.S. Treasury note settled at 0.744%, according to Tradeweb, compared with 0.806% Thursday.
Yields, which fall when bond prices rise, declined as the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped roughly 4%, giving up some of its more-than-20% gain from the previous three days.
The decline in yields signaled to some observers that the bond market is functioning more normally after weeks in which investors sometimes sold both Treasurys and stocks -- a sign that they were unloading anything they could to raise cash rather than turning to Treasurys for safety.
Friday's move, though, also reflected continued anxiety about the economic outlook, as investors grappled with the implications of the coronavirus pandemic and the aggressive measures to contain it.
This week's rally in stocks has been fueled in part by optimism among investors that the Federal Reserve and Congress might limit the economic wreckage from shutdowns, border closures and job losses through a series of extraordinary monetary and fiscal interventions.
At the end of the week, however, investors are still faced with the "reality that even a $2 trillion fiscal stimulus may not be fully sufficient in order to avert a rather painful recession," said Jon Hill, a U.S. interest-rates strategist at BMO Capital Markets.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:45:08 2020 No.18143301 >>18143244 stop spamming this nonsense

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 28 01:45:36 2020 No.18143305 >>18143281 I'm looking for U.S. based and i guess something a little higher than a few bucks in order to make some profit on a downward move

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:46:01 2020 No.18143308

In keeping with investors' reduced appetite for risk, corporate bonds were having a more difficult session following a recent bright patch.
At Friday's close, the cost of protecting $10 million investment-grade corporate bonds against default for five years using credit derivatives was around $110,000, according to IHS Markit's CDX index. That was up from $96,700 at Thursday's close, though still down from $150,800 last Friday.
New 3.05% 10-year notes issued by 3M Co. on Wednesday traded at a yield that was 2.09 percentage points above the comparable Treasury yield, according to MarketAxess, up from a 1.9-percentage-point spread at the end of Thursday though down from their initial spread of 2.25 percentage points.
The spread on McDonald's Corp.'s new 3.6% notes due in 2030 traded as wide as 2.54 percentage points, compared with 2.46 percentage points Thursday, before tightening back to 2.43 percentage points.

Ok that's it for news from me. FIgured to share some stuff so people can get spun up on some more jmajor news bits being talked about in the finance sectors so you guys can begin crafting a rather basic strategy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:46:07 2020 No.18143312 >>18143162 It’s just bonds bro but it begins Monday and TLT is going to the motherfucking moon because of it, going to make 5k on my 180 dollar call lul

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:46:12 2020 No.18143313

>>18143287
There was already an underlying recession percolating into motion. This was definitely one hell of a pin to pop a bubble but they are crazy if they think "consumer demand will remain unchanged"
If that was true you wouldn't need money printing on a historic scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:46:42 2020 No.18143317 >>18143232 I'm holding an S&P inverse ETF traded on the ASX. Given the time difference people are often guessing the price +- 2 days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:47:02 2020 No.18143322 >>18143301 I've been doing this for fucking years lmao. It's a strange coincidence that suddenly it's an issue during a pol invasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:47:07 2020 No.18143323 >>18143268 you need to conform to the western way of life

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:47:43 2020 No.18143328 File: 258 KB, 634x771, 1566286001576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143293 where do we stand on the "bra" or "brah" question?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:48:46 2020 No.18143336 File: 791 KB, 320x400, 1585374230279.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IS VOLCANIC HOLOCAUST PRICED IN >IS VOLCANIC HOLOCAUST PRICED IN HAPPENING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:12 2020 No.18143343 >>18143328 breh

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:28 2020 No.18143346 >>18143293 Because Rice is Using Heroin

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:35 2020 No.18143348 >>18143323 So I should cut off my dick and pretend to be a woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:39 2020 No.18143350 >>18143336 already priced in no worries

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:41 2020 No.18143351
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>>18143185
Aren't the Canadians actively trying to drive their oil industry into the ground tho with all their talk of renewables and the fact that they elected commander in cuck Trudeau twice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:49:48 2020 No.18143352 File: 8 KB, 223x226, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://thehill.com/policy/international/489932-indonesia-volcano-erupts-16000-foot-plume-of-ash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:51:01 2020 No.18143361 >>18143348 then you would lose your sense of humour. no, you should invest more time into fastfood and medications

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:51:46 2020 No.18143362 >>18143322 not from /pol. and anyone 'crafting' strategies from that nonsense is retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:52:39 2020 No.18143373 >>18143352 That's a lot of feet

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:52:58 2020 No.18143376
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>>18142855
Those were a lot funnier when they were posted with no words. Not that they elicited a laugh from me.

>>18142921
Does the big G poo?

>>18143328
I do not like either. then again I'm a racist contrarian and i don't like most teenage vernacular.

>>18143336
>HAPPENING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>21 hours ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:55:04 2020 No.18143387 >>18143362 Do you not know how to actually set up any kind of plan? Or do you just wing it and hope for the best?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:55:17 2020 No.18143388 [spoiler]>>18143336 https://twitter.com/asianews_fr/status/965568634473992192 >2018

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:57:01 2020 No.18143399 >>18143388 What the hell is this then? Is this what you le fake news https://thehill.com/policy/international/489932-indonesia-volcano-erupts-16000-foot-plume-of-ash

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:58:34 2020 No.18143407 >>18143399 >le fake news It is, always check sources

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:59:01 2020 No.18143411 >>18143244 Honestly I like this but it’s confusing and hard to read. This is what greentext is perfect for, popping an > at the beginning of each paragraph would help make it readable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:00:08 2020 No.18143416 >>18143399 >also you shouldn't trust that source from now on

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:02:39 2020 No.18143431 >>18143361 >fastfood and medications I couldn't give you a single good reason why I don't get a valium prescription and eat mcdonalds everyday.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:03:22 2020 No.18143436
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>>18143387
One analyst/expert says "worst is behind us" another says "the worst is still to come". How does one craft a long term strategy from this ? Do you really expect to stay ahead of the market to maximize gains and minimize losses for the next 40-50 yrs?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Sat Mar 28 02:04:01 2020 No.18143441 File: 245 KB, 1242x1340, 1585372195312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143411

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:04:21 2020 No.18143443 >>18143436 The worst is always now

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:05:16 2020 No.18143454 If the housing markets gonna crash would bear ETF's work (DRV/SRS/REK) or would the fed be able to prop up these markets better?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:07:22 2020 No.18143465

>>18143436
That's kind of the point. You dig into the news story and see what makes them draw different conclusions. Evaluate the data and then draw your own conclusion. It's important to have conflicting viewpoints because they are looking at the same data and drawing different conclusions. The question is WHY. and that's the fundamental aspect of any analysis. Determining the why and making a decision based upon that conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:11:54 2020 No.18143485 How do I turn $1000 into $3000 within two years?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:14:02 2020 No.18143498 >>18143454 Right after the stimulus passed they were already talking about the next phase. I would wager its about the mortgage sector among other things since that imploding was what really kicked 2008 into high gear

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:14:12 2020 No.18143502 >>18143485 Oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:14:45 2020 No.18143507 >>18143485 Why even bother. Two years for 2k? Seems like a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:14:53 2020 No.18143508 >>18143436 Do like the pacific navigators did, put your balls in the water and try and feel the current.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:15:23 2020 No.18143512 >>18143485 get a job

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:16:12 2020 No.18143519 >>18143507 The idea is the money multiplies by itself so I don't have to waste time, sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:16:35 2020 No.18143522 >>18143443 >>18143485 >>18143508 /biz/ is so based holy shit

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:16:55 2020 No.18143526

>>18143485
Switch from bull to bear over and over again with this crazy market. I bought tvix at 100 in Feb and sold at 700+, then last week I bought 10 shares of Boeing at $94 and sold at $150. Bought PLAY and sold at 90% gains. Now I'm back in TVIX/SQQQ/SXPS/SDOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:17:00 2020 No.18143528 File: 241 KB, 480x640, ycrftste6my21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do I into stocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:17:09 2020 No.18143529 >>18143170 try girl drinks, pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:18:03 2020 No.18143537 >>18143528 money

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:18:21 2020 No.18143540 >>18143528 use a random 3 letter generator and buy whatever ticker that gets created

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:18:45 2020 No.18143542 >>18143351 no that's just the vocal minority. the vast majority of canadian support full steam ahead with the oil industry including trudeau himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:18:49 2020 No.18143543 >>18143170 Rum and Coke

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:18:57 2020 No.18143546

>>18143498
I guess it would be risky to buy these then. I might throw some chump change at it though because I'm not sure how REIT's aren't going to decrease in value though. Surely the fed can't attempt to prop up 2 markets at the same time efficiently and I feel like property values haven't gotten the same 30% haircut but at the same time DRX has retraced significantly

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:19:55 2020 No.18143553 >>18143203 Suncor is just as likely to be bailed out if shit really hits the fan. Suncor is HUGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:21:13 2020 No.18143567 >>18143528 There is a website called reddit that has very helpful people who will give you all kinds of investment advice.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:21:39 2020 No.18143572

>>18143546
Mortgage Reits maybe. Those idiots, like the cruise lines, are unlikely to generate any sympathy since they are literally rent seekers.
But then again, its usually smarter to buy out the debt of a failing firm, than stock. As a debt stakeholder you will get rolled into any acquisition and may even get printed shares to go with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:21:59 2020 No.18143575 I haven't traded in a few years and I'm having a blast with this volatility. Up about $800 off of $1850 initial. Anyone else just happy we get to trade during a huge crash? I always wondered what it would be like to have an account during 2008.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:26:04 2020 No.18143612 >>18143540 >PGF >an ETF of preferred stonks that hovers around $19 incredibly consistently and is currently on sale for $16 actually that seems too sensible, how did a literal random letter generator give me better stock advice than /biz/

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:26:59 2020 No.18143626

>>18143575
I realized if I had an account during the 2008 crisis I would have done what I'm doing now. Swoop in, raid the fuck out of lowered stocks, and simply wait. I figure to make that what I do with that 1200 check. Just dump it into stocks in companies like Mitsubishi and whatnot. They're not especially big stocks, but Mitsubishi has staying power in the American markets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:27:15 2020 No.18143628 >>18143328 Personally, I prefer brah, because that's how I say it. brAH, as opposed to bra; braw.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:27:15 2020 No.18143629

>>18142525
Gold Is rising so thing one step ahead the herd. Jnug call options are cheap right now. Go long 1/22/2022. Very cheap right now due to supply chain disruptions from COVID but that won't last long. Gold will skyrocket due to inflation. Leveraged ETF in mining will be comfy position printing tendies for 2 yrs. You can sell when you are tired of winning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:27:37 2020 No.18143633 File: 1.99 MB, 312x251, congrats.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143612 Cause I'm a fucking genius.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:29:20 2020 No.18143649 File: 424 KB, 659x845, Birb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143612 Hardly surprising. If you aren't day trading your best bet, and its been proven again and again and again, is to diversify.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:30:09 2020 No.18143656 >>18143633 >gif what the fuck was that faggotry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:33:19 2020 No.18143681 >>18143656 Ukrainian soccer. I am surprised his teammate didn't sock him in the jaw.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:35:21 2020 No.18143696
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>>18143465
If you want to have some fun trading some stocks,go for it. But to say you can craft a long term strategy that will beat the overall market over the long term, is playing with fire. The odds are overwhelmingly against you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:37:05 2020 No.18143711 >>18143553 i agree. The Canadian economy is very diverse. So I could see the govt bailing out a lot of companies, if it came down to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:37:28 2020 No.18143714 >>18142273 >t. newfag goldsteinberg

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:38:10 2020 No.18143721

>>18143696
Isn't the market a slow steady growth. So if you invest in bluechip and just hold for distance you have guaranteed dividends and slow growth? Besides crisis and disaster of course.
Niggers tossing around day trades, puts and calls, options and shit are just fucking gamblers with fancy names and terms for essentially horse racing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:38:52 2020 No.18143728 >>18143711 isn't*

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:41:01 2020 No.18143746

>>18143711
>the canadian economy is very diverse
yeah, we have trees, and oilsands, and mining, and four banks, and four telcos

we used to have tim hortons but now brazil owns it

everything in BC is owned by either asian money laundering gangs or jim patterson

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:42:09 2020 No.18143758

>>18143696
Hold up.
Nobody ever said beating the market at all. I didn't. Nobody else here did. It's a strategy of growing your assets. And you want at least a 15% growth. However, the strategy is to minimize your losses. It's literally the most fundamental rule to keep pace with markets while minimizing loss and seeing what's going on so you can turn the most reasonable profit with the lowest risk possible. That's not beating the markets at all. That's basic investing 101.
Here, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIvNGMBSQWwo1v3n-ZRBCw/videos

Anyone who claims to wanna "Beat the market" and will show you how is selling you something.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:42:55 2020 No.18143765

>>18143721
>Niggers tossing around day trades, puts and calls, options and shit are just fucking gamblers with fancy names and terms for essentially horse racing.
It can be more nuanced than that but not by much. I have seen all kinds of convoluted analysis schemes, machine learning, wavelets, whatever applied to day trading and all of them rarely outperform moving and exponential averaging.
You can do better than chance but it mostly has to come from experience and also less risk. But to get non pathetic returns you kind of need a lot of cash to start with so you have to be damn careful and meticulous.
> So if you invest in bluechip and just hold for distance you have guaranteed dividends and slow growth
That is what I recommended to some friends and family that asked. It's boring but it is safer, yields decent returns for their long term interest, and requires little input from them (in addition to the standard three fund portfolio).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:44:21 2020 No.18143775 File: 78 KB, 750x750, bobo nako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mumus cope

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:44:33 2020 No.18143776
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>>18143287
I'm not sure oil price war contributed anything other than speeding the drop. Corona was going to cause a crash regardless. Indexes had already started selling off before the OPEC+ alliance blew up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:46:37 2020 No.18143792 Reminder we’re going back to all time high... eod was a bear trap...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:47:12 2020 No.18143798 >>18143775 It's after hours and on the weekend. Memes are not needed right now. >>18143776 I refuse to get into oil because I refuse to tie the value of assets to the will of a handful of people (Saudis).

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:47:49 2020 No.18143799

>>18143721
most bluechip companies are weighted a lot more in an index like the S&P and essentially track it over a long period of time. However if you are just picking a few, then you have to ask yourself, why did I pick these as opposed to the others? Or a mix?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:48:21 2020 No.18143802 >>18143792 I'd like to see the galaxy brain logic behind this

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:49:49 2020 No.18143814

>>18143746
Real estate is on the brink. Canadians debt to income ratio is around 1.8 and I think after this crisis it might trend higher
Although mortgage rates at the banks havent moved despite 2 rate cuts by the BoC. In fact i think are incrementally higher

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:49:50 2020 No.18143816

>>18143798
This would seem like a foolproof time to get into oil, though. Prices are way lower than anyone can sustain, so SOMEBODY will have to cut production. Whether that's Russia or the Saudis or an American oil import ban, WTI will certainly go up again before the end of the year.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:50:05 2020 No.18143820

Thinking about dumping a lot of money into LNC on the next big sell off bros
Been around for 100+ years, stronger financials than 2008 which they survived, and could potentially be an easy x2 or x3 play in the coming months/years
Just worried if corona-chan +oil prices might somehow cause another financial crisis...

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:52:13 2020 No.18143837

>>18143799
Because indexes can also be full of bullshit zombie bluechips that haven't been functioning and profitable companies for years but continue to exist through sheer institutional inertia

Not talking aBout any One company hEre, I doN't want to seem disparaGing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:54:38 2020 No.18143854 >>18143758 >i want grow my assets >i want to minimize losses >links a daytrading youtube page clear it up for me then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:56:05 2020 No.18143864 >>18142385 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:57:43 2020 No.18143876 >>18143837 true. But how do you know your bluechip wont turn zombie down the line?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:58:06 2020 No.18143879

>>18143854
Find one video where even she, who is hawking the daytrading hard, is even remotely suggesting anyone can beat the market.

Have fun. No seriously. Because NOBODY who is actually discussing the matter even believes you can beat the market. The fact is that you can make bad investment decisions and instead of realizing growth your assets can shrink or you fail to realize meaningful growth over time

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:58:09 2020 No.18143881 #FinNexus FNX bought during the token sale will be convertible to our second token model at same price of 0.1$ irrespective of the current market price

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:58:16 2020 No.18143882 >>18143802 This corona stuff is nonsense. Maybe 5-10% of the temporary dip. The fall was from an overdue correction. We will be steadily climbing back... new highs in May or more liberally april

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:59:19 2020 No.18143897
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>>18143816
It's a fine time to average in on a long hold, sure. Two things- no, three things some people are doing I suggest to avoid:
>long hodling 3x leverage etfs.
Stop it.
>buying short term calls
I don't like this because the oil timeline is going to be finicky, could drop in to the teens briefly, involves a few factors that could work to hold it down at current range potentially for a few months. Remember the situation is extraordinarily low demand because of corona chan AND producers pumping the stuff out without the old OPEC agreed production caps. They're stuffing storage capacity to the brim here and some are even trying to use the pipeline system as additional storage capacity (which they are not technically allowed to do).
>going long on companies vulnerable to bankruptcy
Stop this too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 02:59:41 2020 No.18143901 >>18143876 doesn't matter zombification is priced in

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:02:05 2020 No.18143918

>>18143876
You still could have sold Boeing for ~$350 well after it was clear they couldn't produce an actual product, it was coronachan that finally broke the stock price floor.

>>18143882
You should have just said you were retarded in the first place

>>18143897
What do you suggest, a non-leveraged futures ETF like USO, or something else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:02:26 2020 No.18143922 People always talk about risk adverse investing but what about risk reverse investing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:03:27 2020 No.18143934 >>18143918 Alright youngin... I’ve been investing for over 20 years. Keep going long on your puts and see where it gets you. Fucking moron

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:04:20 2020 No.18143938

>>18143876
Blue chips are typically blue chips because they have solid financials, clear long term planning, large cash reserves, etc. Them making a series of fuck ups will be news.
Boeing continues to exist solely because of its defense contracts. They were fucking up before this all started and made it worse by being greedy. I doubt the government would be much interested in bailing out KO or MSFT if they fucked up as hard as Boeing did. But who the hell knows anymore

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:05:19 2020 No.18143947

What are some less likely things that you think aren't priced in with some speculation of the logical conclusion?

1) All the people who are now unemployed or working from home change their lifestyles to consume less and work less, cook their own meals, actually invest in their children. Some of these habits could mark a permanent decline in American excess.

2) The fed, or congress, actually lets unproductive capital fail this time--or that it's finally too large to prop up. Eventually the amount of leveraged debt will be. Not sure what the fed's endgame is but they're reducing purchases going into next week as stated multiple times in recent threads. Greater depression but maybe solidifies real meaningful US growth for the next 50 years.

...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:05:32 2020 No.18143948 >>18143918 >What do you suggest, a non-leveraged futures ETF like USO, or something else? USO and a couple of the biggest oil corporations of your choice. The longer the history the companies have of surviving adversity the better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:05:49 2020 No.18143953 >>18143820 LNC had a huge portion of their shares move hands right at the end of the year, there's no clue whether their past behavior will indicate anything relevant about future performance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:06:38 2020 No.18143958 >>18143934 I do have to ask what you base your analysis of new highs in may on if there is no product being made and no consumers to drive profits.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:06:42 2020 No.18143959

>>18143934
>muh investing experience
Unless you were investing through the Spanish Flu, you haven't actually seen anything like this. 20 years puts you just after the Dot Com bubble. You think you're big shit because you rode our 2008, that's all you have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:07:25 2020 No.18143966 >>18143922 That's us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:12:01 2020 No.18143996 >>18143879 not sure what your on about. But have fun with your trades! >>18143934 >>18143918 >pick the right blue chip >sell at the top timing the market is extremely hard to do.You could shorted it as well and made $$$

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:13:01 2020 No.18144003

>>18143958
Products will arrive soon - China is getting back on its feet. Slight delay but return to normal very soon, much sooner than you may think. More people panic buying, especially with the bill, more money going into the economy. Win win. And a bullish indicator (not the joke used around here). Like I said, more of a market correction. I’ve seen this behavior before..
>>18143959
Lol ok zoom zoom. Well see which one of us is making money in 2 weeks. Made 40k alone on Boeing. Looking forward to making more and while you get margin called

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:13:59 2020 No.18144015 File: 717 KB, 1000x581, Bog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long until the Bog bros realize I'm hedging my bets with stocks and instead of slowly bleeding me of my money they'll absolutely hemorrhage me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:14:20 2020 No.18144018 China is shutting down again. this market is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:15:40 2020 No.18144030 >>18144018 China is fine... much better than before

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:16:57 2020 No.18144047 File: 53 KB, 720x904, 1585376671275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18143996 "Not sure what you're on about" Entire thesis: Try not to lose money. You: "You can't beat the market" MFW:

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:17:21 2020 No.18144050

>>18143996
>timing the market is hard
Boeing plateaued at ~$350 for two years. Yes, I recognize that seeing patterns in hindsight is easier, but by 2019 they were having scandal after scandal hit with no measurable stock price change. Ez sell.

>>18144003
You're literally repeating Trump talking points from a week ago. Even he's not stupid enough to believe his own "Over by Easter" spiel anymore. You're still dumb enough, though. Tell me how Boeing looks in a month. If you were smart you'd sell it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:19:49 2020 No.18144068 >>18144030 China is lying to bring the tourism back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:20:05 2020 No.18144069 How many of you have held your stocks through all of this? No selling whatsoever?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:20:44 2020 No.18144076 >>18144047 day trader cope

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:23:00 2020 No.18144099

>>18144068
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-china-foreigners-idUSKBN21E1DU
>In its increasingly desperate effort to stop imported cases, China announced on Thursday a bar on the entry of all foreigners, including those with residence permits.

>>18144069
I know this 40 yo boomer who is holding. Dudes net worth is at least over 2 million. Funny thing is he cashed out in the December 18 and came back in later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:23:18 2020 No.18144104 >>18144076 Reading comprehension: Learn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:23:32 2020 No.18144105 >>18143953 >there's no clue whether their past behavior will indicate anything relevant about future performance. I mean couldn't you say this about virtually every company though

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:23:33 2020 No.18144107
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>>18143947
no, I don't believe that #1 is quite right.
>change their lifestyles to consume less
I expect this to be a time of increased stress, for as long as people have to be doing social-distancing and shelter-in-place style living. Cabin fever, inability to socialize freely, being in close quarters with family and roommates and unable to properly escape and cool off, economic and financial uncertainty, extremely polarized political climate, distrust of government's mishandling of the crisis, fingerpointing, renewed nationalistic rage towards china, renewed fear of contamination brought in from the southern border...

Maybe I'm being dramatic. But all the stressful conditions create a cortisol filled, dopamine seeking, short-term thinking consumer. These people will be driven to pleasure seeking behavior, UNTIL they are faced with the possibility of things like going hungry if they don't ration their food and money.

Consumer staples, simple pleasures that can be had cheaply, but are often considered guilty pleasures. You know where I'm going with this. Pepsi Frito-lay. Comfort foods like Campbells could also be rewarded. It's possible that the "good for you" foods may not get as much traction. My god... KHC could even have some appeal if people turn away from that stuff.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

>>18144068
>China is lying to bring the tourism back.
wat?
didn't they just ban foreign nationals from entering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:26:12 2020 No.18144128 >>18142385 Here. 1200 @ $24. I usually intraday but I would’ve gotten fucked out of like $5k

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:27:07 2020 No.18144141 >>18144003 >China is getting back on its feet. No it's not stop being delusional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:28:56 2020 No.18144159 >>18144050 Just took a screenshot of your post. Gonna post again after I make 100k off this shit. Such a moron, i kind of feel bad for you. One day you’ll be right and not a laughing stock

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:30:21 2020 No.18144171 >>18144141 Why are they back to work and their cases are zero? The virus is basically gone. You’re a moron

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:32:41 2020 No.18144190 >>18144171 >believing the bugs who control their media and news after kicking out all foreign journalists

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:32:52 2020 No.18144191 >>18144104 >15% growth tell me how one can grow their assets at this rate and minimize their losses over the long term

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:33:09 2020 No.18144193 >>18144176 .....The fuck do you think the 101 articles and news briefings are to be used for? What do you think a fucking stock brokers entire JOB is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:34:47 2020 No.18144207 >>18144159 You haven't said literally anything to defend your position, you're just blindly buying into a massive bulltrap. And buying into a dieing company in a massive bulltrap to boot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:34:48 2020 No.18144206 >>18144171 China closed their theaters again. Also the numbers from Spain, Italy, and now the US make those official statistics seem highly suspect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:35:01 2020 No.18144211 >>18144171 I guarantee cases in china are in the millions

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:35:06 2020 No.18144213 >>18144190 Send me a source that says otherwise... oh wait you cant

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:36:57 2020 No.18144226

>>18144171
>Why are they back to work
They're not.
>and their cases are zero?
Because they don't report them.

They kicked out all western journalists, disappeared the chinese ones and you expect me to believe a single word from the GOMMUNIST CHINK PARTY? 21 million phones are gone, do you think they just randomly decided they don't need a phone anymore?
https://dhruvmehrotra3.users.earthengine.app/view/earther-time-series

Refute this or I'll assume you're just a chink shill.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:37:08 2020 No.18144228
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>>18144159
The way you type makes me feel like you your words and mind are lifeless, rigid, and bulky. Kinda like how Boeing is now.

>>18144171
>Why are they back to work
So they don't destroy their entire smoke and mirror economy. I'm sure their financial sector is completely fucked and is only held together by duct tape, forced lies, and government intervention. Do you seriously think the government cares about the "peoples" health at all? They have straight fucking slave labor there. Really one of the craziest things about this virus was that China shutdown in the first place.

Lukewarm iq at best

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:37:12 2020 No.18144230

>>18144211
Really now you guarantee? Send me the source to your claims. I know you can’t because you go off the numbers in your head you fucking clown. Sit down, shut up, and pay attention. Class is in session: there are no new cases and they are going back to school and the factory. I have evidence and you do not. Dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:38:11 2020 No.18144239 >>18144230 lol mad chink post skin and timestamp chinching

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:39:41 2020 No.18144249

>>18144207
Me “blindly following a bull trap” made me 40k. I guess I’ll just blindly follow myself into another 20-30k this week too - even if that makes me “deluded”! The only trap here was the bear trap at the end of the day today, and you fools are falling hook line and sinker for it. Same thing happened on Tuesday I believe. It’s a continuing trend, and support has been pushed through. Game over, thanks for playing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:39:49 2020 No.18144252 >>18144239 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:40:03 2020 No.18144253 >>18144213 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51938035 Dumbfuck. Name me one foreign news source actually on the ground in Wuhan or any other chink cities reporting from the street.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:41:05 2020 No.18144259 >>18144252 Fuck off kike. Seething chinks and their kike friends are not welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:41:49 2020 No.18144267 >>18144239 Nice response. Ad hominem and no sources to provide evidence to your claims. You’re done.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:42:05 2020 No.18144269

>>18144193
reading articles and pointing to stockbrokers isn't really a strategy. I strongly disagree that stockbrokers add any value to average investor or better at predicting and picking investments that will return 15% consistently over the long term..

But you have a strategy,right? 15%? minimize looses as well? Still waiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:42:06 2020 No.18144271 >>18144249 can't post skin because you're chinkier than chairman mao yellow is as yellows do I suppose >>18144252 cope

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:42:11 2020 No.18144272

>>18144253
Read your own news source. There are hundreds of other news companies with journalists on the ground. "Its foreign ministry ordered reporters from the New York Times, the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal to return media passes within 10 days." 3 news sources =/= literally every other journalist and news agency on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:42:16 2020 No.18144273 >>18144267 Refute the satellite evidence bugman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:43:17 2020 No.18144283 >>18144272 >There are hundreds of other news companies with journalists on the ground. Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:43:22 2020 No.18144284 >>18144267 >akshully dats ad hominem >literally every post you've made has just been autistic screeching about how stupid everyone else is Why do you expect me to engage you above your own level, Chang?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:44:06 2020 No.18144289

>>18144269
Are you being intentionally obtuse? Or is reading comprehension not your strong suit? Because it seems like you are saying "Yeah well basic investing strategy is no more effective than random chance" but if that was true then your entire premise is that investment as a whole is worthless.

Yet this is in stark contradiction to literally everything else in the history of investing.

Yet you have the answers.
Right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:44:37 2020 No.18144295 >>18144271 Guarantee I’m whiter than you. You’ve already proven I’m smarter than you too. Let’s make it 2 for 2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:45:12 2020 No.18144300 >>18144284 I bet he "made" 40k profit without actually cashing out. Pink Wojak incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:45:29 2020 No.18144303 >>18144295 >n-n-n-no y-y-you f-f-f-first!!!! lmao ching chong motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:46:28 2020 No.18144312 File: 622 KB, 600x400, Anti-Chink rune.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144295 >an actual fucking CCP chink implant in this very thread Jesus christ.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:46:59 2020 No.18144322

>>18144283
BBC miami herald CNN Fox news, AP news, Guardian, Dozens of other news agencies. You are trying to equate 3 news agencies with the rest of the entire news and journalism world. As if the expelling of 3 means ALL are gone. That's not what your source says. And you have no proof that all foreign journalists have been expelled.

God this is why I hate /pol/tards. You fucks have no reading comprehension and post links that fail to substantiate your claims.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:48:43 2020 No.18144337

>>18144322
>BBC miami herald CNN Fox news, AP news, Guardian
Wow look at all these shit "media" that aren't actually reporting SHIT going on in China with man on the ground reporters. Just clickety clacketing away at their keyboards in the safety of their homes.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:48:56 2020 No.18144341

>>18144284
Ive made good points about the positive direction of the economy, none of which you have refuted. Get fucked, idiot. I insult after my points have been made... you are just a slimy moron coming in here throwing out garbage. Bet you fell for the bear trap too.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:51:46 2020 No.18144359

>>18144337
I listed 3 at random you absolute fuck. Jesus christ how stupid are you? "Oh well they're just bad" as if that substantiated your claim at all. Remember: Your claim" All foreign journalists were expelled" Rebuttal: "Only 3 have been there are plenty of others still on the ground. Here's a few at random" You: "lol every other one doesn't count" yet I know for a fact that if it were any other one and I mentioned wsj you'd discount them.

So how about trying again. This time with a response that doesn't make you sound like an absolute imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:52:29 2020 No.18144368 >>18144341 >Ive made good points about the positive direction of the economy https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic Shoo shoo chink rat. No one believes you. 21 million dead, 100+ million infected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:52:46 2020 No.18144372 File: 167 KB, 640x360, 1583775225428.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144069 Lol no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:53:09 2020 No.18144374 >>18144341 lol k, see you on monday retard

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:53:32 2020 No.18144375

>>18144359
>only 3 that have been in China have been expelled
>coincidentally, others that "are" in China aren't actually reporting anything going on in China other than guesses and internet articles
https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic
SHOO SHOO CHINK RAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:54:45 2020 No.18144383 File: 13 KB, 279x304, 1584937582841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144368 >posts a random traffic analysis about traffic on a saturday. A day with regularly low traffic volume. Real compelling argument there buddy...

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:55:30 2020 No.18144390

>>18144289
>Yeah well basic investing strategy is no more effective than random chance
>I have all the answers
never claimed that

Back up your claim. 15% growth consistently while minimizing losses over the long term. Is it just reading articles and following what stockbrokers say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:55:54 2020 No.18144395 >>18144375 >>>/pol/ You are an actual fucking retard. I'm not even kidding anymore. You /pol/tards are too stupid to be taken seriously at this point. Jesus fucking christ you're a living example of the dunning krueger effect...

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:56:39 2020 No.18144400

>>18144368
Wow... low congestion on a Saturday? Who would’ve thought! If it was higher I’d reverse my thinking a bit... higher congestion would mean more traffic from panic buying at the market like were seeing in the us. You literally just played yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:56:40 2020 No.18144401 File: 58 KB, 1359x601, Fucking moron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144383 >last 7 days I'm sorry about your braindamage, but this is not excuse to make terrible posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:56:57 2020 No.18144403 >>18144390 ................Is your head up your ass for the warmth? I NEVER claimed I could. Fucking get some reading comprehension. Fucking /pol/tards I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:57:58 2020 No.18144415 >>18144395 >every single photo from China is either Beijing or Shanghai, all reported by chinks or re-reporting news reported by Global Times >not a single photo from Wuhan >can't even refute the pollution map SHOO SHOO TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE 1989

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:58:48 2020 No.18144424 >>18144374 If I have time I’ll post my Boeing earnings following an increase on Monday. Probably sell them accumulate more. All this people in the thread are going to have a rude awakening. I’ve been in the game for too long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:59:09 2020 No.18144428 >>18144400 >Wow... low congestion on a Saturday? >average congestion in 2019 was literally 50% higher on weekends Behold the "105" chink IQ.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:59:37 2020 No.18144431

>>18144401
Do you realize that your claim matches the current consensus on the situation in china where there are still quarantines and lower volume? Do you realize that you keep on failing to prove anything?
"There's low volume!"
Yes and? We expect low volume when there aren't people on the roads due to the quarantine that is still going on.
"They're expelling all journalists"
No they expelled only 3 journalists and several hundreds of others are still on the ground.
You literally have no idea how to make a reasoned argument.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:01:40 2020 No.18144452

>>18144341
IMPLESSIVE

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Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:01:57 2020 No.18144453

>>18144403
see
>>18143758
>It's a strategy of growing your assets. And you want at least a 15% growth. However, the strategy is to minimize your losses. It's literally the most fundamental rule to keep pace with markets while minimizing loss and seeing what's going on so you can turn the most reasonable profit with the lowest risk possible.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:01:59 2020 No.18144454

>>18144400
listen here chinaman it's ogre, we are either going to glass you for this, or move our factories to south east asia. You fuckers aren't reliable anymore, you nearly ruined the global economy totally. Now fuck off to weibo or wherever the fuck you idiots cry about how amazing china is. A country that has citizens too fucking retarded to wash their hands, who eat bats and mice, will never EVER be considered number one. TAIWAN NUMBER ONE.>>18144424

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:02:58 2020 No.18144459 >>18144452 Do you think everyone bullish on the economy is a ccp shill? God damn you’re deluded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:03:12 2020 No.18144461 File: 89 KB, 780x438, 200324092922-08-hubei-0324-exlarge-169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144415 >not a single photo from Wuhan Derp.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:03:13 2020 No.18144462

>>18144431
>Do you realize that your claim matches the current consensus on the situation in china where there are still quarantines and lower volume?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51813876
If they beat the coof why are they locked down still chinky?
>No they expelled only 3 journalists and several hundreds of others are still on the ground.
Why are they not reporting anything from Wuhan then slanty?
>China is doing great! Long live chairman Mao!
Where are the 21 million phones bat eater? Where's the pollution we saw in january, zipperhead? Why are they locking everyone from entering China now, gook?
>CHINA NUMBA WAN
We'll see once it's march. Then hopefully the market will start to get fucking suspicious about chinks still being reluctant about opening up and letting media in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:04:16 2020 No.18144470 >>18144459 No but everyone bullish on chink's bullshit and gobbling it up is a chink. Being bullish right now on anything is called being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:04:55 2020 No.18144480 >>18144453 >keep pace with markets while minimizing loss and seeing what's going on so you can turn the most reasonable profit >turn the most reasonable profit >I can time the market caught the second time.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:05:34 2020 No.18144484

>>18144453
Again:
Where did I lay out a strategy? I know reading comprehension is not your strong suit. So let's try this again: You have to have a basic strategy for investing. That's what all of these sites show you. That's why it's important to read the news see what they're looking at and then figure out how to interpret that data. There's literally nothing fucking controversial about that and yet you think that ALL basic investing is wrong.

Your head is up your ass for the warmth you absolute fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:05:46 2020 No.18144486 >>18144470 I assume that makes you bearish, correct? How much money did you lose this week?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:06:54 2020 No.18144490 >>18144486 what do you think will happen to the chinese economy once the west freezes all your assets and stops ordering products from you? you shittybaba will become the next myspace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:06:57 2020 No.18144491 File: 40 KB, 460x460, kot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144461 >photo of chink liquidators >gettyimages, not actual photo taken by a journalist, just a chink trying to get some extra money by reselling to reporters sitting at home

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:08:51 2020 No.18144510

>>18144462
Claim: There's still a quarantine and lockdown. News consensus: There's still a quarantine and a lockdown. You: "Lol why is there still a lockdown then? The journalists are wrong"
"Why are they not reporting from wuhan?"
You fucking moron. At random article grabbed off of CNN just by clicking "World" and "Asia" Front headline":
AT RANDOM https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/24/asia/coronavirus-wuhan-lockdown-lifted-intl-hnk/index.html
"Where are the 21 million phones?"
You guys need to be consistent. Is it 5 million this week? Yesterday it was 30 million. today it's 21 million. Yet the population of wuhan is 11.08 million.
Dear god. It's like you don't even have an argument based on reality.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:09:02 2020 No.18144511
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>>18144486
I lost about 50 bux on fed pumps over the 2 weeks and gained 50 over last 4 days. Fed pumps are getting more and more anemic with each day so monday will be the last green day and then down we go to double breakers.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:09:46 2020 No.18144517

>>18144490
No answer, and a deflection, huh? I can tell you lost a lot of money. Thanks for playing. I actually make money in this market so you might want to listen to me this time. Been doing this for over 20 years and have learned my ways around this. If you beg I’ll give you some advice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:09:59 2020 No.18144520 >>18144491 >Getty images somehow refutes origination and metadata guys. K.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:11:08 2020 No.18144526

>>18144484
>just interpret the news guys!
highly encourage to stop being a retard and check out this guys channel. He actually uses academic and industry research to refute common investing memes/strategies, like yours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJtmaMjWWg
Lmar

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:11:27 2020 No.18144528 >>18144517 hey chiang you didn't highlight me before, you might be the most incompetent troll in beijing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:12:02 2020 No.18144533 >>18144511 Well at least you are honest.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:12:43 2020 No.18144539

>>18144510
I know English is not your first language but stop strawmanning you fucking retard and keep up with what I'm saying. I said 21 million phones. I don't care how much insects Wuhan has, I asked you what happened to the 21 million phones that just disappeared.

>On April 8, the easing of restrictions will be extended to Wuhan, where the coronavirus first emerged in December, and residents with a green QR code will be able to leave the city and the province.
Yeah great, let's wait until April and see what happens then chinky. I have time, plenty of space to load up on shorts. Wuhan went from being a stinky cloud of pollution to having clear blue sky in just a single week. I want to believe entire Wuhan population is dead and what's left is just stragglers, but that would be just too fucking bearish and good to be true.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:13:13 2020 No.18144543

>>18144526
You fucking proved my point.
"Anyone who says they can beat the market is selling you something" Your linked video: "Anyone who says they can beat the market is selling you something" and he literally goes over investing fundamentals.

Holy shit! I've not seen such idiocy in days. Thanks for playing moron.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:15:31 2020 No.18144559

>>18144539
>21 million phones missing.
Literally every analyst: "Part of the drop could be caused by migrant workers -- who often have one subscription for where they work and another for their home region -- canceling their work-region account after the virus prevented them from returning to work after the Lunar New Year holidays that began in late January"
You: "lol this proves that they all died"
So now that you have caught yourself. I'll simply state this: "Prove why your thesis makes more sense than literally every other analysis of this drop"

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:19:09 2020 No.18144591

>>18144559
>Prove why your thesis makes more sense than literally every other analysis of this drop
Because chinks lied about the initial outbreak, about initial numbers, about the nature of the virus, about how infectious and deadly it is and are now lying about their deaths and infected total.

Would kind of make sense that after all this lying there's fucking piles of dead, no? Especially after the fact that Wuhan and Wubei in general was seen polluting the SHIT out of the air with SO4 which is what happens when you SURPRISE SURPRISE cremate corpses.

I'm not saying 21 million dead chinks will affect their economy significantly, but you are fucking deluded if this is over.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:20:10 2020 No.18144599

Night everyone... don’t fall for the bear trap. Get blue chips. I am VERY bullish on Boeing and have made a lot of money on it. Good time to buy. Look for companies who sustained loss during this dip - the market will reach a new ATH by May. Possibly mid or late April.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:21:01 2020 No.18144604 File: 7 KB, 270x187, Cringe Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18144599 I'm too lazy to screenshot so I'll just make a mental note of this post to laugh at you later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:25:05 2020 No.18144632 >>18144591 Ok so your thesis is: "Well china lies about it so independent research and analysis from western sources who are highly skeptical of chinas claims is even more suspect" Sounds right?

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:26:53 2020 No.18144640

>>18144632
>research
>analysis
Nigger their "research" boils down to "OH I BET IT'S THE MIGRANT WORKERS!" because those fucking niggers are really uncomfortable with the idea of markets going down for 9 months straight. Their guesses on what's going on is completely fucking worthless to me considering the "experts" get outplayed by a fucking parrot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:27:06 2020 No.18144643 >>18144599 no wonder boeings are falling out of the skies, chinks make the parts designed by pajeets. my fucking sides, there hasn't been a death trap as retarded as this since the titanic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:32:13 2020 No.18144672 >>18144643 Titanic wasn't a death trap comparatively. It was bad decisions that brought down Titanic along with inexperience/poor emergency training. What's bringing down Boeing is Pajeets and millenial retards who don't understand KISS.

Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:39:07 2020 No.18144697

>>18144640
By your convoluted logic, anyone who cancels their phone due to financial reasons are all dead. The point continues to be that you cannot draw conclusions based on data that has more parsimonious conclusions. Otherwise 3 people died when I cancelled extra lines last month. Also you've died at least once by your logic.

Fucking hell the stupidity here....

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:40:02 2020 No.18144704 Hold up, wasnt the markets supposed to crash this week

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:54:02 2020 No.18144793 >>18144697 >Why yes the 21 million sudden phone cancellations during a deadly pandemic are a coincidence caused by purely economic factors

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 04:57:47 2020 No.18144822 >>18144697 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:08:03 2020 No.18144880 >>18144697 Even if it's 1% out of the 21 mil, that's like 210 thousand people dead to corona virus. That's what we're arguing about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:11:22 2020 No.18144897 >>18144891 >>18144891 >>18144891 Honk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 05:27:47 2020 No.18144992 >>18143152 Proof

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