It begins

[Anonymous No.18138997]

Oh no oh no oh no oh no!

Thank you very much for the free house landcucks, I'll be getting very comfy in my new free house, feel free to slip that eviction notice under MY door when the courts finally hear your case in or 4 years

[Anonymous No.18139308]

>"I have low agency and high time preference and my life is shit despite living in a soft modern society in a time of affluence"
>"Yeah so anyway, when the revolution comes and I'm a 5 star general in the communist army..."

[Anonymous No.18139327]

>>18138997
You mean 4 months

[Anonymous No.18139358]

>>18138997
Ahahaha the landlords are really losing this battle? Holy shit what a pathetic ”fight” they put up. Mom and pop landlords living paycheck to paycheck KEK

>>18139308
What a cope. What does time preference have anything to do with this?

[Anonymous No.18139383]

what are you supposed to do if you inherit a rental property with tenants currently in it but don't want to continue using it as rental

[Anonymous No.18139519]

>>18138997
fuck rentiles

[Anonymous No.18139528]

>>18138997
LANDLORDS
ARE
THE NEW
JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18139603]

>>18139383
You wait until their lease expires, and then don't offer to renew.

If you aren't larping, you need to talk to an actual lawyer, not /biztards.

[Anonymous No.18139607]

>>18139383
You don't renew their lease?

[Anonymous No.18139633]

>>18138997
>courts finally hear your case in or 4 years
LOL, this is the funniest larp yet.

[Anonymous No.18139634]

would tenants still be able to receive repairs and other residential upkeep typically handled by their m’lords?

[Anonymous No.18139649]

>>18138997
LONG
NIGHT
OF
LAMPPOSTED
LANDLORDS
BEGINS

[Anonymous No.18139689]

>>18138997
by the end of this I am going to spit on every homeless and or commiecuck piece of shit I see.

[Anonymous No.18139720]

>>18139689
by the end of this, you won't have to spit far

[Anonymous No.18139729]

>>18139689
Seething landkike

[Anonymous No.18139789]

>>18139729
>>18139720
desperate degenerates scared of being homeless in a week are losing it all over biz. you have 3 days. enjoy it while you can you fucking bum

[Anonymous No.18139828]

>>18139358

Saying "cope" is, itself, a coping mechanism.

[Anonymous No.18140065]

>>18139789
Noboys paying rent until summer rentkike. You're gonna have to get a real job

[Anonymous No.18140260]

>>18139383
Kill yourself for being a parasite living off the labor of working MEN and for sucking on mommy and daddys financial teat

[Anonymous No.18140500]

>>18138997
Isn't this the same scummy governor that supports murdering babies that survive abortions?

[Anonymous No.18140508]

>>18138997
Guys... i'm not trying to start anything but, the last time landlords were this hated.....

[Anonymous No.18140537]

>>18139828
SEETHE

[Anonymous No.18140540]

>>18140065
I have a great company and income, and unlike your wagie ass and I rent out my home as well. My tenants work for the government and are going to continue to pay rent thru this entire thing. If there is a problem I have a legal fund to deal with it. You sounds like you can't even cover your responsibilities which you agreed to contractually. You don't matter to me but what are you going to do when your credit is ruined and the police forcibly remove you? You won't even qualify for an SRO. You can raid this board and spew hate for people like a fraction of a class above you but what is your actual plan? Describe the next six months. how will you eat? Also, I think if you were sincere you would be targeting banks, not individual business people. Enlighten us.. plz.

[Anonymous No.18140568]

>>18140508
My friends parents were run out of China by these communist criminals. They fled to Taiwan. They had to leave a child behind. These communists are dangerous and should be exterminated immediately.

[Anonymous No.18140605]

>>18138997
>And the tenant would remain obligated to repay full rent in a timely manner and could still face eviction after the enforcement moratorium is lifted.
Its still pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.18141069]

>>18140537

So is this. Again, you're doing about as much here as you'd do if a revolution came: Nothing.

[Anonymous No.18141374]

>>18138997
>sanctuary cities
>sanctuary basements
>free housing for degenerate retards
how is drumpf ok with this?
these free gibs are getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.18141392]

>>18140508
>implying greedy people dieing who show no empathy in a crisis is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.18141435]

>>18138997
i only have white tenants who can afford to pay their rent so this doesn't apply to me

[Anonymous No.18141449]

>>18141435
how does it feel knowing your tires will be slashed and you will hang from a lamp post in april?

[Anonymous No.18141470]

>>18141449
how does it feel knowing that i will be rejecting your rental application for prior non-payment and/or eviction/s and keeping the $50.00 fee?

[Anonymous No.18141475]

>>18138997
Based. Value of homes are gonna start declining because all these boomers hoarding homes will have to sell some of them.

fuck them.

[Anonymous No.18141501]

>>18141470
this. good trucking luck getting a lease or a loan or anything for a home, condo or apt to rent and live in after doing this shit
way to blacklist yourself

[Anonymous No.18141541]

>>18141501
they got a participation trophy in school because they showed up for the game so now they think they get a house just because they exist. it's funny seeing them screech like a 5 year old girl when they finally realize they're playing by real world rules now.

[Anonymous No.18141631]

Brainlet here
For landlords that have tenants who are now refusing to pay rent, what happens to the stuff like power and water?
I understand that intentionally shutting those things off isn't allowed, but if the landlord truly doesn't have any money to pay bills due to no rent, wouldn't those things eventually have to be turned off for the tenants?
Or have utility disconnections been temporarily suspended everywhere due to the pandemic?

[Anonymous No.18141671]

>>18140568
>These communists are dangerous and should be exterminated immediately.
Just try it landkike. There are more of us than you.

[Anonymous No.18141695]

>>18139828
R
COPE
P
E

[Anonymous No.18141750]

Landlord here.

Since I am unable to evict you for lack of monetary rent payment, I will be collecting my right of Primae Noctis from your girlfriend in lieu of a check.

Dollars are soon to be worthless anyway, and you own bitcoin being a fellow /biz/ friend, so I feel as though this is a good investment for both of us. Thank you, that is all.

[Anonymous No.18141965]

>>18141671
>I want to kill innocent people for the "crime" of having more than I do
>wtf I dindunuffin I swear
Listen kid you're probably not a bad person at heart, just some bernout with middle class parents and too much education with too little wisdom. One day you'll grow up and really hate your younger self for being such a dumbass, but don't sweat it. Just think back to this post, say "Thanks anon, for making me realize I was a dumbass teenage edgelord", and move on with your life. You're welcome btw

[Anonymous No.18141984]

>>18139383
You die

[Anonymous No.18141989]

>>18141631
>i learned this during the summer I spent picking beans in Guatemala.
You need to go back, bean breath.

[Anonymous No.18142022]

>>18140540
>I think if you were sincere you would be targeting banks, not individual business people. Enlighten us.. plz.
Why not both? Fear for your life, you've never earned shit during it.

[Anonymous No.18142040]

>>18140568
You don't even know what a communist is lmao
Hint: China never had any. A government Megacorp wearing red, thats what your coward parents ran from. Fuck that kid

[Anonymous No.18142046]

>>18142040

Mao was a commie through and through. With no landlords and no sparrows, 60 million chinks starved to death under his guidance.

[Anonymous No.18142195]

>>18141984
>>18142022
Is there anything more pathetic than some neet threatening to kill people online? Stay away from your local elementary school or movie theater you edgy retard lmao

[Anonymous No.18142201]

>>18142040
It's clear that by "communists" he meant "the people who call themselves communists and meet under a giant fucking hammer and sickle." The fact that the PRC doesn't particularly resemble Marx's vision isn't really relevant to the point he was trying to make, you autistic fuck. (His point being "fuck the CCP.")

[Anonymous No.18142327]

>>18141475
Thank God

Soon 1 ETH = 1 house

[Anonymous No.18142404]

>>18141750
You're a smarty pants.

And also a kike.

[Anonymous No.18142417]

>>18138997
>tfw didn't cash out in 2017 to become a landlord
I used to feel bad about it, but it looks like I dodged a bullet there.

[Anonymous No.18142423]

>>18141069
cope and seethe :)

[Anonymous No.18142421]

>>18142417
That said, landlords are based and I'll become one after this all blows over.

[Anonymous No.18142470]

>>18141671
yes but you are all retards that can barely tie your shoes, much less be a useful member of society without some retarded dear leader telling you how to live. you are a pathetic waste of flesh that cannot even successfully provide shelter for yourself. I know you are not married because women aren't attracted to landless beta failures.

[Anonymous No.18142537]

>>18142040
right.. the old communism has never been tried trope. You fucking retard, everything that has ever aligned itself with that ideology has been masked inhumane authoritarianism, and you are advocating for lynching landlords. That is no different than the fascist CCP using retards like you to run the existing elites (educated people, and wealthy people) out of China so they could then set up their uneducated slave army. You are falling for the epitome of kikery.. and having a great time doing it. Communism is a scourge and should be treated as such.

[Anonymous No.18142717]

>>18141541
Hilarious watching all these landcucks who were given houses and property by mommy and daddy screech about entitlement and participation trophies

Sorry bitch boy rules done changed please get off of MY property, thank you for paying the mortgage and taxes until squatters rights makes it mine legally as well as de facto ; )

[Anonymous No.18142756]

>>18139308
>high time preference
>just save money instead of eating

[Anonymous No.18142785]

Is there any way to short REITs? There are funds out there that have literally hundreds of millions iin debt. No way they survive this.

[Anonymous No.18142797]

>>18140260
uh ooohhh
someone's a little gwumpy wumpyyyy

[Anonymous No.18142837]

Beta lordies know they’re fucked if enough people do this. There just aren’t enough cops to evict the swelling ranks of the unemployed, especially if tenants organize, as is increasingly likely.

Seriously though once it becomes clear that none of these new NEETs are going to become wagies again any time soon, they will resist eviction because they know they will end up homeless if they don’t.

[Anonymous No.18142852]

>>18140508
>>18141392
And within 5 years the same exact peasants were slaving away for different masters in the same exact Asiatic Production Mode. This is something that the Post-Mao CCP was far more honest about than the retards that lynched their landlords only to do the same work for even less pay under a party official.

[Anonymous No.18143210]

>>18141449
implying i wouldn't shoot you and your commie friends down and you can't do shit about it because you don't believe in guns. You know there are easily purchasable 60round mags in California? That would easily turn all of you and your friends into shredded commie. Of course this comes with years of training not like the shitty aim you cucks will have with your adrenaline spiking so much you can't even reload

[Anonymous No.18143249]

>>18142717
>implying i won't just bust in killing you while you are in the middle of jacking off to bbc and cuck threads

[Anonymous No.18143442]

>>18141750
lol

[Anonymous No.18144134]

>>18143210
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.18144673]

>>18140508
A-anons you wouldn't dare...right?
We are pinky frens...right?

[Anonymous No.18145700]

LANDLORDS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18145738]

>>18141750
based

[Anonymous No.18145777]

There isn't a happy ending to this story. Not for anybody involved.

[Anonymous No.18145804]

You laugh at basement dwelling poorfag neets like
>>18140260
>>18141984
and then you look for good lawyer in your local area

[Anonymous No.18145830]

So, are the hundreds of larping meets here going go kill their parents when their parents ask them for the 88th time to get a job and help out?

[Anonymous No.18145856]

>>18140540
nice high efoort larp but we will rope you anyway

[Anonymous No.18145862]

>>18140508
And look where it took China. Their growth is mesmerizing. In next few decades they're going to rule the world.

[Anonymous No.18145865]

>>18140568
that"s because they were counter revolutionary. they were traitors. I am sure the benevolent communist leadership chose to rehabilitate the child and make him a productive peasant

[Anonymous No.18145907]

>>18145777
t. Seething middleman
There's a happy ending for everyone but you. Housing market collapses, rentie can buy a new home. Low home prices equate to lower rent prices to stay competitive. Banks get to repo your shit and tell you to kick rocks. Banks can still collect rent from renties who want to stay so they can recoup any losses if the bank wants to become the new landie, or they can sell to new landies with better money management, or they can turn the spot into condos for the renties.
Any failure or hardship that happens to you is all your fault, landie. All you had to do was save six months of mortgage payments to avoid this situation. All you had to do was use your fucking brain, save, and probably consider whether or not you were buying the top. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.18145924]

>>18141750
most based post in this thread, trannies and fags btfo

[Anonymous No.18145934]

>>18145865
you know what irks kikes? Jesus :) only the mention of his word turns them into frothing animals

Jesus bless u all

[Anonymous No.18145960]

>>18141750
>haha I post le muscle man
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18146199]

>>18142717
Lmfao this.
>"we-well call the cops on you and evict you!!"
Lmfao pathetic boomer land faggots

[Anonymous No.18146221]

>>18142837
This. There are tens of millions of people who are going to refuse to pay rent and there's nothing the police or landlords can do about it. Then in order to keep the peace and stop the country from falling the state will just invoke squatters rights and the landlords will legally lose their property.

[Anonymous No.18146233]

>>18138997
based. landlords and central bankers need to swing from the lampposts.

[Anonymous No.18146248]

>>18146221
LOL ENJOY YOUR FREE ROOF RENTIE BECAUSE ONCE THIS IS OVER AND YOU STILL CANT GET HIRED BACK WE ARE COMING FOR (((YOU))) WITH ROPE THE LIKES YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.18146297]

>>18146233
>giving property to people who can’t handle property

Ask third world countries how that works for them.

Protip: third worlders

[Anonymous No.18146304]

>>18142022
I'm not even sure what you are going for. U mad cuz I "own" where u live? u ignorant retard... noone owns anything, but most of all, you definitely don't own yourself.

[Anonymous No.18146318]

>>18142537
>>18142470
I love how commies only respond to the meme posts.. not actual challenges. you are not men.

[Anonymous No.18146327]

People with money shouldnt invest in areas with laws that fuck them over leave them to rot

[Anonymous No.18146331]

>>18146248
You are not intimidating and the fact you still think middleman shit for brains landlords are going to win this shows how desperate and stupid you are.
BTW I own the apartment I live in so I'm untouchable.

[Anonymous No.18146332]

>>18146297
>>18146248
cope

[Anonymous No.18146351]

>>18144134
standard fake pussy commie larp.. pic related. u janky kid.. and i'm from california.

[Anonymous No.18146353]

>>18146318
>more pathetic posts
>"y-you aren't men!!
Stupid fucking moron. You've lost, insulting people's masculinity on 4chan isn't going to stop the renters from taking their apartments from you and it isn't going to stop people from murdering you and your children if you attempt to stop them.

[Anonymous No.18146383]

>>18146353
poor people are cute. larping on their lenovos. how quaint.

[Anonymous No.18146404]

>>18138997
>commies was junk they’re shit
>don’t pay
>squat
>wreck the place cuz they don’t give a fuck
>>property owner don’t give a fuck cuz insurance pays entire cost to replace

Commies btfo

[Anonymous No.18146443]

>>18146383
The level of cope is unreal.

[Anonymous No.18146502]

>>18141750
fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.18146534]

[Anonymous No.18146561]

>>18146383
Lenovo Thinkpads are the best laptops ever made. Communists and landlets are incapable of understanding the value of such magnificent technology.

[Anonymous No.18146599]

>>18146443
Dude you rok. You're paying my mortgage right now.. I hope you can go to work on monday. make sure to check your male.. I mean ur mail

[Anonymous No.18146605]

imagine unironically paying rent in these times lmao

[Anonymous No.18146606]

>>18146561
no ibm thinkpads are the best you fucking monster twat

[Anonymous No.18146623]

>>18145865
/thread

[Anonymous No.18146632]

>>18146606
As a collectors item sure but not as a daily driver.

[Anonymous No.18146633]

>>18146606
IBM's laptop business is owned by Lenovo you massive retard. IBM hasn't made a thinkpad in 15 years.

[Anonymous No.18146981]

>>18140540
>how will you eat?
I will eat landlords

[Anonymous No.18147008]

>>18138997
plot twist:
the economy just collapsed and now the house is completely worthless.

[Anonymous No.18147038]

>>18141631
Tenants have to provide their own utilities in the places I own.