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18129363 No.18129363[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I get my nigger tenants to pay up end of the month? 100+ IQ answers only. The majority of you shitcoin peddlers can fuck off somewhere else.

>> No.18129563

My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend..

>> No.18129601

definitely don't email them in advance that just makes you look weak. just expect they will pay. if they don't, start the eviction process or attempt to work something out with them

>> No.18129617

>>18129363
Fuck off

>> No.18129639

>>18129601

Right, these dumbfags emailing ahead of time in a panic are just showing their hand like retards. Keep your standards and sense of authority.

>> No.18129676

>>18129363
Contact them and ask them if you can show their apartment...tell them the gov is willing to pay for the homeless to get apartments so you have lots of applicants.
tell them if they don't plan on staying let you know ASAP. say if you could move out this weekend would be great....

>> No.18129717

>>18129363
put a burning cross in the front yard

>> No.18129827
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>>18129363
Start showing off the apartments to people who will pay and evict anyone who won't. Emotions should not be a factor.