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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:16:21 2020 No.18124428 [Reply] [Original]

The gig is up, bobos.

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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread: >>18123660

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:16:56 2020 No.18124442 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:17:13 2020 No.18124450 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:17:34 2020 No.18124457 it will most likely end green or small -3% today followed by a red week

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:17:52 2020 No.18124466

WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:04 2020 No.18124470 Bulls pull out now to save yourselves. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:04 2020 No.18124471 >>18124457 You wish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:06 2020 No.18124473 File: 217 KB, 1000x877, 1585240141562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they tested?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:13 2020 No.18124476 >>18124466 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:17 2020 No.18124477 Morning. DOW on track to open 700 down. S&P implied opening 130 points down. Morning hours are the most volatile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:17 2020 No.18124478 File: 114 KB, 1397x619, 1562586917366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124428 price this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:33 2020 No.18124483 >>18124466 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:39 2020 No.18124484 Literally all I want to own is a security that will pay me from now until the end of time and increase its payout. Stocks or ETFs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:40 2020 No.18124485 >>18124466 MFA financial

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:18:51 2020 No.18124489 >>18124466 Suncor, Exxon, Chevron You can thank me when you're a millionaire next year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:03 2020 No.18124491 I want to be ass raped by a fucking big black bull!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:04 2020 No.18124490 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, bogged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doomp eeet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:09 2020 No.18124492 File: 103 KB, 892x494, 281E4E9F-749A-4F7E-8CEF-53CF71D10B7C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124478 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:24 2020 No.18124554 >>18124466 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:33 2020 No.18124560 >>18124484 Not ETFs. Get high-dividend stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:46 2020 No.18124564 >>18124484 DCA into VOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:19:55 2020 No.18124566 File: 167 KB, 735x920, 1536331933351.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sqqq

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:06 2020 No.18124567 File: 299 KB, 1650x797, BearsVsBRRRRS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10 minutes to see the battle rage between the Bears and the BRRRRS. Prepare yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:07 2020 No.18124568 File: 262 KB, 1280x720, 1584653899049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bonjour, gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:13 2020 No.18124570 Are we back in there, bears!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:15 2020 No.18124572 File: 18 KB, 225x225, images(10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OIL CHADS ROLL CALL WW@? WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:16 2020 No.18124573 >>18124489 Suncor looks like a reallllly good stock to buy right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:18 2020 No.18124575 how the fuck are you able to trade in extended hours?

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:32 2020 No.18124583

>>18124428

I sold at 20,000, because I was scared, but decided to go all in yesterday just as that massive rally was happening at the end of the day. I bought in just before the market closed at 22,550. I couldn't risk missing out any more. I hope I make a lot of money today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:37 2020 No.18124585 >>18124568 Activate Crab-17.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:37 2020 No.18124586 >>18124560 they will all be cutting their dividends enormously anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:20:39 2020 No.18124587 >>18124466 YINN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:03 2020 No.18124592 >>18124572 I want to buy oil too and no idea what I should get

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:03 2020 No.18124593 Boris Johnson has corona

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:09 2020 No.18124595 >>18124466 TVIX

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:10 2020 No.18124596 If it opens red, are we selling on open, or holding, SQQQbros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:12 2020 No.18124597 How much further can it go down retards? Put me in the bull camp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:16 2020 No.18124599 >>18124484 Unironically all-in $VTSAX. Read bogleheads forums.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:17 2020 No.18124600 File: 48 KB, 488x666, 1585267711327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So let me get this right: You buy puts on TQQQ when it's going up and you buy calls on SQQQ when it's going down? dfkvjndfivndsfivjusfnvisd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:17 2020 No.18124601 File: 74 KB, 961x435, 1585280790527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a reminder that after this pandemic ends, the recovery will be enormous! DOW 50K!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:25 2020 No.18124603 >>18124484 Look into DRIP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:27 2020 No.18124604 CLACK poster, I love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:29 2020 No.18124605 >>18124568 PLEASE OH BENEVOLENT MASTER, PLEASE BUMP IT, I BEG OF YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:30 2020 No.18124606 >>18124583 You make me feel bad for future you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:37 2020 No.18124608 File: 158 KB, 1080x1366, Screenshot_20200327-141402__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME YOU FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU PUMPING PREMARKET

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:43 2020 No.18124610 Feelin good bear bro’s, making money on that SQQQ, got a job salaries job letting me remote work, and just got into law school so hopefully the job market can recover by the time I’m out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:44 2020 No.18124611 NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ARE 10x MORE POWERFUL THAN POSITIVE THOUGHTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:21:47 2020 No.18124613 >>18124601 DOW 100K I already have my hat ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:04 2020 No.18124618 Bloody friday confirmed. Bulls BTFO, Bears are always right eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:06 2020 No.18124619 >>18124572 Xom if it falls a bit more today. Maybe HAL as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:07 2020 No.18124620 >>18124583 OH NONONONNO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:14 2020 No.18124622 >>18124593 You just woke up didn't you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:15 2020 No.18124624 >>18124560 Like GE was? Like F was? I don't trust myself to make the right call.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:35 2020 No.18124628 File: 258 KB, 2024x1086, steppe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124611 thanks for the heads-up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:46 2020 No.18124630 btw oil is down by almost 6% too, today. The fall will be epic. It's also friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:46 2020 No.18124631 File: 8 KB, 224x225, 14689999875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A toast to my fellow bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:48 2020 No.18124632 >>18124601 That's not what the chart shows

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:22:54 2020 No.18124635 >>18124600 I dont see the issue

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:03 2020 No.18124638 >>18124593 already priced in, unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:12 2020 No.18124639 i swear to fuck if this shit isnt red on open im going to neck myself and stream it

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:24 2020 No.18124642

>>18124597
If we're judging by the Spanish Flu pattern, we lose 30% top to bottom (already happened), retrace back about 30% then drop a bit but transition into a strong upward trend.

Unfortunately markets a century ago are not really the same as they are now, but that's really the best analogue we have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:30 2020 No.18124644 >>18124593 P R I C E D I N R I C E D I N

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:34 2020 No.18124645 >>18124572 RDS.B and HAL. Maybe XOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:43 2020 No.18124649 >>18124639 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:46 2020 No.18124650 File: 48 KB, 639x347, 1584123077268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124631 How long before the population becomes unhappy at the free gibs for shitty companies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:48 2020 No.18124651 >>18124596 holding for 30+

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:51 2020 No.18124652 >>18124624 PSX66 SU RDS.A

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:23:53 2020 No.18124654 >>18124593 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:04 2020 No.18124656 Who /FuckLandlordsGang/ here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:07 2020 No.18124659 >>18124596 I need it to drop like 15% just to recoup my losses. Diamond hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:12 2020 No.18124661 ok bobros, whats the deal today, do we buy or wait monday

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:14 2020 No.18124663
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Lost 10% value getting out yesterday. Would be back to normal today if stayed in. Fuck this gay earth, fuck this market, fuck every single god damn boomer to death. Now my longs are dying. nice. I am too depressed to cry now. No idea wtf will happen Monday, no clue to buy long now or sell short.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:30 2020 No.18124667 >>18124656 pay renbts

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:35 2020 No.18124668
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:24:36 2020 No.18124671 >>18124650 They already are. Look at how many people are balking at bailing out Boeing and airlines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:03 2020 No.18124675 >>18124635 I'm asking if that's how you should behave in response to the market to make some damn money, Should I buy calls on SQQQ?

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:10 2020 No.18124679
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:15 2020 No.18124681 >>18124663 Those bogs are eerily good at prediction exactly how long I have the stamina to hold onto something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:15 2020 No.18124682 >>18124650 that's already priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:16 2020 No.18124683 LOOK AT THAT OLD PURPLE HAIRED CUNT. THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF AMERICA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:20 2020 No.18124684 >>18124659 I’m holding til dow 10k

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:23 2020 No.18124686 >>18124639 Tie the noose before the market opens so the bogs have no choice but to dump it for you. You have been making the propper offerings to your Bog altar... right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:29 2020 No.18124687 File: 55 KB, 850x400, quote-markets-can-remain-irrational-longer-than-you-can-remain-solvent-john-maynard-keynes-48-92-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124663

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:30 2020 No.18124688 >>18124656 >when your landlord responds to your rent strike with a mild gas leak during a respiratory plauge

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:33 2020 No.18124690 >>18124663 NEVER. SELL. FOR. A. LOSS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:44 2020 No.18124693 DID I REALLY JUST BOUGHT MY SHORTS ON THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN?? DROP U MOTHERFUCKER!! U ARE BASICLY DEAD...STOP FIGHTING IT AND LET IT HAPPEN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:46 2020 No.18124694 am i retarded or are pre markets down. bear bros time to shine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:47 2020 No.18124695 >>18124668 Been a while since we've seen a pink wojak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:47 2020 No.18124696 If today is red what will Monday be

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:49 2020 No.18124698 >>18124661 You should’ve bought during the closing pump yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:25:59 2020 No.18124701 File: 258 KB, 500x384, tumblr_p02r7p0NQe1tndi56o2_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124639

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:03 2020 No.18124702 >>18124679 Based clack poster

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:21 2020 No.18124713 >>18124624 Those are manufacturing companies. We were already in a manufacturing recession and reentering a crisis triggered global recession/possible depression. You probably want to go with something safer like a JNJ at 110 or maybe a VZ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:32 2020 No.18124714 >>18124663 i told you to hold yesterday fag >>18124696 maroon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:36 2020 No.18124715 >>18124679 OH GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:46 2020 No.18124717 >>18124679 BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:46 2020 No.18124718 File: 11 KB, 408x408, 1464152445715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >making like $20/day just by holding USD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:49 2020 No.18124719 Bears give me one good reason not to go all-in on 10x inverse SPY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:49 2020 No.18124720 File: 104 KB, 576x760, 1584721701937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are people ITT RIGHT NOW, who bought calls on at the top. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:26:50 2020 No.18124721 >>18124696 Either extremely red or slightly green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:21 2020 No.18124729 File: 351 KB, 1242x1635, 34934B4F-33AB-4C74-ADEB-E906D31576AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUTURES DOWN -4% 3 MINUTES TO GO CRASHING THIS PLANE!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:29 2020 No.18124733 >>18124693 What are you talking about, futures r red

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:31 2020 No.18124734 SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:32 2020 No.18124736 BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!! >BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!! BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!! >BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!! BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:35 2020 No.18124737 How did futures do? t. European

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:38 2020 No.18124738 >>18124718 jerome is devaluing it while it sits in your hand retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:40 2020 No.18124739 Anyone else wanna try to leverage some oil with me over the weekend? Have a feeling we will be celebrating bigly on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:42 2020 No.18124741 Europeans, which broker do you use to trade options?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:46 2020 No.18124743 >>18124719 if you didn't buy yesterday, don't do it now. There's no telling what jerome's printer can do to stop the market for hitting circuit breakers again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:50 2020 No.18124745 >>18124719 CANT DO IT ANON

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:53 2020 No.18124746 >>18124681 This As soon as I buy a call I guarantee you 1,000% the market tanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:56 2020 No.18124747 >>18124720 Please don't get too cocky bears. Haven't you learned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:27:57 2020 No.18124749 >>18124656 yeah don't pay your landlord so he can't pay the mortgage, have the place foreclosed on and ruin someone elses life because you're a piece of shit taking advantage of a pandemic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:01 2020 No.18124750 2 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa please god let me unload this sqqq dog shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:04 2020 No.18124752 File: 228 KB, 450x300, 1580891179907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:05 2020 No.18124753 2 minutes left

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:10 2020 No.18124755
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>>18124478
based and lolipilled

Forgot the title but last time I checked it was around 1320 yen.

>>18124632
>That's not what the chart shows
It shows that after the Spanish Flu ended, everyone moved on and the stock market went to orbit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:12 2020 No.18124756 >>18124719 Because you don't know the difference between bulls and bears. That's a big one

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:17 2020 No.18124759 BREATH IN BREATH OUT BREATH IN BREATH OUT BREATH INNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:22 2020 No.18124760 File: 27 KB, 471x312, images (74).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124631 Cheerio, Boboris the anglo bear

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:27 2020 No.18124763 >>18124747 Haven't YOU learned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:38 2020 No.18124764 >>18124741 I use Nordnet, which is based on Norway and serves the scandi countries

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:39 2020 No.18124765 >>18124747 >dont get cocky during the black plague cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:39 2020 No.18124766 Bull trap activating today or monday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:41 2020 No.18124768 >>18124749 >t. schlomo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:44 2020 No.18124770 >>18124741 Swissquote

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:44 2020 No.18124771
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>>18124681
I feel like this has way too much truth to it.

>>18124687
Exactly what happened.

>>18124690
Impossible when shorting or reverse ETF's sometimes. Might as well hold my longs though I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:49 2020 No.18124773 >>18124736 Will end green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:50 2020 No.18124775 >>18124606 Thank you, but I have to trust that the stock-market is a responsible place to put my life savings. No matter what happens today, I won't sell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:52 2020 No.18124776 File: 84 KB, 573x430, 1584545103394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124736 I think you're celebrating too early.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:52 2020 No.18124777 >>18124755 source me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:28:58 2020 No.18124780 >>18124749 yes. fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:03 2020 No.18124782 today I added Phosagro, Volkswagen and AB Inbev to my portfolio (ABBV, PSX)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:07 2020 No.18124785 File: 1.10 MB, 1300x863, 1576734587433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:16 2020 No.18124787 >>18124733 the fucking dow should go back to 18k or lower... your country is fucking done for. in a few weeks u will call this virus the "shoa...houuuugh" or "the holocough"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:20 2020 No.18124788 >>18124428 god luck niggers,

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:22 2020 No.18124789 File: 175 KB, 1280x720, 1533482961145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think Jerome Powell sucks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:25 2020 No.18124791 File: 397 KB, 1019x1302, brrrrrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:34 2020 No.18124793 https://mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1243529539998879744 kek, brutal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:29:39 2020 No.18124794 File: 16 KB, 198x328, 7e71623ee52e8e16262eed9f828358a6c644c6ad37deca7cfc29b95b1b523cea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw tendie supplies may be impacted

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:09 2020 No.18124800 Good luck friends, I hope Jerome doesn't print the GDP of a medium size country again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:11 2020 No.18124803 File: 353 KB, 646x700, 1505024670501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DING DING DING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:11 2020 No.18124804 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:13 2020 No.18124805 Here we go!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:18 2020 No.18124811 >>18124478 me in the pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:18 2020 No.18124813 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GET FUCKED BULLS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:21 2020 No.18124814 I'm half cash, if it dumps i'm just buying more calls and some puts just to hedge

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:26 2020 No.18124817 is jerome announcing he has the virus priced in bullshits

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:27 2020 No.18124818 File: 1.99 MB, 270x200, pure disgust.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:30 2020 No.18124819 >>18124787 How braindead are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:33 2020 No.18124820 OH NONONONONONONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:34 2020 No.18124821 -4% ON OPENING FUUUUCKING BRUTAL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:35 2020 No.18124822 >>18124564 >>18124599 High yield ETFs are risky too, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:35 2020 No.18124823 AAAAAH IT WAS A BULLTRAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:37 2020 No.18124824 File: 11 KB, 865x656, 489376-15852395738503144_origin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Meanwhile in Russia

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:40 2020 No.18124826 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:42 2020 No.18124828 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:53 2020 No.18124832 MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!! WE'RE GOING DOWN BOYS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:30:58 2020 No.18124834 Looking good so far

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:02 2020 No.18124837 File: 1.98 MB, 480x196, ABF3041A-3272-456B-BDF0-85DB4B21B6CE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:03 2020 No.18124836 BULLBROS ARE YOU OK?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:05 2020 No.18124839 F

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:06 2020 No.18124838 >WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH The sound of everyone closing their puts. Don't wait too long bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:14 2020 No.18124843 File: 73 KB, 644x800, flat,800x800,070,f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:14 2020 No.18124844 HAHAHHAHAHA DOWN ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:16 2020 No.18124845 >>18124766 It’s baiting bears today, killing them at end of day then dump during weekend, fomo bear and scared bulls on monday morning then surprise poomp to kill them both. Gg idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:22 2020 No.18124846 >>18124823 If so, that was a pretty well designed bull trap

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:23 2020 No.18124848 >>18124656 based

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:26 2020 No.18124849
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Why is it already down?

It only just opened, why is it down 900 points?

How can it be down within only a few seconds of opening?

I'm losing all my money, please help

I put everything in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:31 2020 No.18124851 File: 17 KB, 150x341, grab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >today kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:43 2020 No.18124854 WHYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST FUCKING PUMP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:44 2020 No.18124855 I'm financially ruined.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:31:57 2020 No.18124857 UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:12 2020 No.18124861 OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:14 2020 No.18124863 File: 33 KB, 603x508, images (68).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124785 Free STEAK, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:16 2020 No.18124864 >>18124849 WHAT DID YOU LEARN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:16 2020 No.18124865 >>18124849 OH NONONO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:17 2020 No.18124866 >>18124428 HODL that sqqq till the end of day bobros. We are going to get rich. Dead bong PM is going to rattle the markets

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:21 2020 No.18124868 File: 145 KB, 453x514, 1584004484293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124849 >I put everything in I guess it wasn't priced in after all :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:21 2020 No.18124869 >bears have 1!!!! day and they think they are the kings lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:22 2020 No.18124870 >>18124849 God that sucks anon. I just witnessed that

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:28 2020 No.18124871 File: 596 KB, 480x480, trumpfloss.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO BULLBROS GOT KEKED AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:32 2020 No.18124873 >>18124780 >>18124768 banks are your enemies you retard. yes, give them their property back for basically free so they can jew the next person despicable

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:34 2020 No.18124874 >>18124849 sure buddy

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:37 2020 No.18124875
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:43 2020 No.18124876 >>18124849 and >>18124583 here, someone please reply I'm losing all my money Should I sell now? I don't know what to do, I'm panicking

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:43 2020 No.18124877 >>18124855 We see these posts literally every day. Yet in every general the risk management is in the OP. Why are some /biz/tards like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:46 2020 No.18124880 >>18124855 R E K T E K T

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:32:52 2020 No.18124883 And that's a field of red. Dow down 790 points. Waiting on an option order to execute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:03 2020 No.18124887 File: 584 KB, 1069x917, 1584849406371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] world.....ending.....economy.....crashing.....must.....not.....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:04 2020 No.18124888
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>>18124777
>source me
There's an entire thread discussing about the Spanish Flu right now. >>18117739

Don't know where that OP got the chart, but it's a proof that we've reached the bottom of this correction.

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:05 2020 No.18124889

>>18124822
There's no such thing as a free lunch. The general consensus is that the best long-term bet is to buy something that tracks the market as close as possible. $SPY, $DOW, $QQQ, the vanguard funds, etc.
Of course there is risk involved, corona-chan has crashed these indexes with no survivors. But if your time horizon is 10+ years it will recover by your retirement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:06 2020 No.18124890 Lovin' this wave of red

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:06 2020 No.18124891 >>18124770 Are you in Switzerland? If not, do you have to pay any Swiss tax?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:07 2020 No.18124892 It's going to be massive red and then end slightly green. Tuesday of next week is the redpocalypse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:07 2020 No.18124893 File: 69 KB, 720x482, 1585080115233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RETURN TO NORMAL ENDED NEXT STAGE IS FEAR

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:08 2020 No.18124894 File: 2.81 MB, 600x770, 1584405550806.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO JEROME GET THE PRINTER WORKING WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRINTER JEROME PRINTER INK LOW? GET SOME FROM STAPLES! BANKRUPT? NO THAT WAS ALREADY PRICED INNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:22 2020 No.18124899 >>18124869 See you at 15k bullkek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:26 2020 No.18124901 how many circuit breakers today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:29 2020 No.18124903 >>18124782 completely forgot I had conagra with my revolut so i am done investing, see you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:39 2020 No.18124905 File: 474 KB, 680x567, wikihow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX rises >My calls are still making money This is familiar

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:40 2020 No.18124906 >>18124888 we just had our "return to normal" moment it's over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:40 2020 No.18124907 File: 16 KB, 141x561, fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124849 Feels fucking bad, man...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:50 2020 No.18124909 Honestly why do you guys do these index plays when individual company stocks are so much more predictable? Do you just like to gamble?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:52 2020 No.18124910 File: 3.70 MB, 480x360, 1585072498162.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:33:52 2020 No.18124911 >>18124869 zoom out retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:00 2020 No.18124915 bear trap pathetic volume

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:19 2020 No.18124921 >>18124586 What makes you say that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:24 2020 No.18124924 File: 6 KB, 181x250, 1511874054471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOMMY MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:24 2020 No.18124925 >>18124428 OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:25 2020 No.18124926 >>18124901 At least one. My hope is 3

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:31 2020 No.18124928
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>>18124875
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:39 2020 No.18124930 File: 98 KB, 260x394, 2ae48b800299cdec0111135e32466bb134836924257bc7084f846131070afb44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when do you expect the pump?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:43 2020 No.18124933 Any SQQQ chads here? Holding at 22.75

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:44 2020 No.18124934 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:56 2020 No.18124938 What if this is now a bear trap instead of a bull trap bros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:59 2020 No.18124939 it isnt dumping though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:34:59 2020 No.18124940 Already rising hold your buts bearbros, mad day ahead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:02 2020 No.18124941 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, 1584355495334.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:08 2020 No.18124942 >>18124933 Same. About 22.75 as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:18 2020 No.18124945 File: 15 KB, 372x268, 1584551601307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explain to me why Oil markets are crashing? WTFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:28 2020 No.18124948 >>18124909 Yeah why not, were all getting free 1200 bucks, get rich or die holding

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:29 2020 No.18124950 w-why isn't it going any lower bearbros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:35 2020 No.18124953 >>18124933 $2.15 4/17 $30c, hoping to get to $4

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:43 2020 No.18124954 >>18124945 Saudis are waging oil jihad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:46 2020 No.18124958 >>18124888 I meant the delicious hentai goblins you fucking nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:35:50 2020 No.18124959 >>18124489 Or shell if you're european and on degiro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:01 2020 No.18124961 -2.93% SPY Some dump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:12 2020 No.18124962 File: 32 KB, 1372x187, dow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] READ THIS FAGGOTS POST AND THINK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:21 2020 No.18124963 >>18124442 fpbp

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:26 2020 No.18124966
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PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:27 2020 No.18124967 Just bought 3k of Haliburton oil bros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:30 2020 No.18124969 Today so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgpelu0vY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:32 2020 No.18124970 >>18124926 Did the bulls fall for the gop pump n dump again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:34 2020 No.18124972 >>18124489 >>18124573 What does the Div/Yield number mean? I understand they release quarterly dividends, but how does the number factor in. Also why suncor

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:47 2020 No.18124977 File: 48 KB, 700x394, Salman phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124945 >He bought oil? >Poomp it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:51 2020 No.18124978 >>18124945 Have you been under a rock for the past month? Just buy oil companies and log off for a year until this entire price war is over. Easy money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:36:54 2020 No.18124979 Yeeeesss YEEESSSS fall my pretty I was starting to worry I'd missed the bottom

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:03 2020 No.18124981 File: 1.66 MB, 320x240, love.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what will Monday look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:06 2020 No.18124982 OH NONONO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:08 2020 No.18124984 Not a single circuit breaker? Boring. I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:29 2020 No.18124989 File: 293 KB, 623x641, 15f8fd3303c2ef636866a5e32b8e2ff704fdc1d48e9680cc69099156a38bed1c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dow 23000 today, we pumping hard to overcome the opening screen cap this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:29 2020 No.18124990 >>18124921 are you kidding? you think companies that contract 50% in a crash are not going to cut divvies massively

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:29 2020 No.18124991 >>18124667 based and creditpilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:36 2020 No.18124993 DOW needs to just get rid of Boeing. Almost all of its volatility is coming from that single parasite index.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:40 2020 No.18124994 File: 103 KB, 820x1024, 1559610813070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only thing I don't like about this market is that I miss /smg/ slow and comfy threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:41 2020 No.18124996 File: 167 KB, 680x551, EREtWUXXkAoABaU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOT SO FAST BOBO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:55 2020 No.18124999 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 371B0A01-BFC9-4ED6-BD93-F643DD1DE5C9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:37:57 2020 No.18125000 File: 48 KB, 500x590, Little faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >LOOK AT THE FUTURES RED DAY INCOMING! >I warned everyone to not fight the pump >DOW is going up already Eat this fucking loss you fucking idiots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:03 2020 No.18125002 So many threads so little money

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:04 2020 No.18125001 lmao my stocks are already almost recovered get fucked bobros

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:05 2020 No.18125003 >>18124981 Bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:06 2020 No.18125004 >>18124996 wait 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:11 2020 No.18125005 why did VIX drop so much, someone explain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:21 2020 No.18125008 File: 962 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200327-083806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:27 2020 No.18125009 >>18124993 Or you can just stop following the boomer DOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:31 2020 No.18125010 >>18124993 Imagine buying a price-weighed ETF instead of a sane one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:31 2020 No.18125011 >>18124933 Holding at 22.71

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:39 2020 No.18125014 >>18124993 too big to fail

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:40 2020 No.18125015 File: 195 KB, 1920x1080, 1582226459671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-3% >OMGGGGG WE'RE CRASHNG LET'S PANICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC SELL SELL SEeEeEeEeELLLLLLLL lmao the absolute state of bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:42 2020 No.18125016 good thing I sold my BA calls yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:46 2020 No.18125017 >>18124938 It's not. The treasury wasn't expecting 3.3m They thought 2.2m. Nothing is priced in. The US response to the virus is 3rd world tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:46 2020 No.18125018 >>18124849 ha ha, my shorts are back in profit baby!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:38:57 2020 No.18125020 >>18124999 Based inverse satanic trips

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:01 2020 No.18125021 >>18125005 VIX is skyrocketing, its at 70

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:10 2020 No.18125022 >>18124981 there is no monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:14 2020 No.18125024 >>18124990 You think people will stop smoking, drinking, and vaping? Long MO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:24 2020 No.18125026 >>18125008 >muh stimulus Fed didn't need stimulus to pump the fuck out of Boeing stocks. They're completely unaccountable and not subject to anybody's control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:25 2020 No.18125028 I sold my SQQQ, SPXS and SDS. Forgive me, bobo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:31 2020 No.18125029 Slowly we will climb out of this red pit and we are going to end the day green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:32 2020 No.18125030 >>18124999 checked short everything (except silver)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:36 2020 No.18125034 >>18124849 theres a thing called futures baby boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:40 2020 No.18125035 File: 649 KB, 1000x564, 1585007462280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:39:43 2020 No.18125036 >>18125008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:00 2020 No.18125042 >>18125015 Try zooming out you tard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:02 2020 No.18125044 >>18125018 i've got a ways to go, i'm gonna need some more bog domps

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:06 2020 No.18125045 >>18125028 pathetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:15 2020 No.18125048 >>18125008 >no bailouts for airlines Everyone is now PanAm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:44 2020 No.18125051 File: 239 KB, 512x512, 1582748753290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125030 >>18124999 forgot obligatory bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:45 2020 No.18125052 >>18125021 65.9

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:49 2020 No.18125055 >>18125029 Probably true, but Monday will be a descent into hell

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:51 2020 No.18125056

>>18124470
Market is still deeply confused this morning. If your a bull who is already in, maybe wait to see if theres a Stim Bump this morning. Cash out if it drop after Stim passes congress.

>>18124478
That.. is priceless.

>>18124489
wait for the bottom laddies. Steady... steady..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:40:57 2020 No.18125058 >>18125008 Wait, are airlines not being bailed out but cruise lines are? What is this clownery

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:12 2020 No.18125062 >>18125052 69,10 for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:16 2020 No.18125065 File: 60 KB, 974x627, dag24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE TRIED TO WARN YOU BULLFAGS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:21 2020 No.18125066 >>18125008 :O BIG IF TRUE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:22 2020 No.18125067 here it comes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:34 2020 No.18125072 The today's dip is priced in, keep buying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:34 2020 No.18125073 File: 256 KB, 847x793, 1585229563518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18124996

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:35 2020 No.18125074 OH NO NO NO HERE WE GO AGAIN BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:37 2020 No.18125075 >>18125005 the CBOE one dropped from 70 to 67, which one are you tracking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:42 2020 No.18125078 >>18125008 Thank fucking god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:47 2020 No.18125079 >>18125067 what is cooming?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:52 2020 No.18125080 >>18125058 Boomers use cruises as their mobile senior homes and just keep riding on them till they die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:41:59 2020 No.18125081 Based Bojo Bug strikes again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:00 2020 No.18125082 >>18125000 >>18125015 Bulls in desperate denial

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:01 2020 No.18125083 >>18125042 We've had 3 green days, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:12 2020 No.18125087 what cheapies should I pick up? trying to hold long

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:12 2020 No.18125088 >>18125008 Who says the government will bailout airlines? Boeing doesn't need bailouts because it's a strong company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:13 2020 No.18125089 >>18124849 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH BULLKEK BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:17 2020 No.18125090 anyone who couldn't see the dead cat bounce coming from a mile away deserves to have every cent they've ever owned appropriated from them and showered onto the streets like a giant free money parade

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:17 2020 No.18125091 File: 658 KB, 1376x820, 1566699010497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am... inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:17 2020 No.18125092 File: 92 KB, 1287x501, 1575893528674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125075 YOU TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS GOING BACK TO NORMAL THEN I ZOOMED OUT I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:38 2020 No.18125095 >>18125028 I'm close to doing the same :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:44 2020 No.18125096 >>18125058 Cruises arent being bailed out, i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:47 2020 No.18125099 KEEP GOING DOWN I NEED TO DUMP SQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:42:50 2020 No.18125102 BULLS GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:03 2020 No.18125106 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:18 2020 No.18125110 Computer trading should be illegal. Maybe the market would be more rational then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:24 2020 No.18125111 I've lost 3k on 4/3 puts this week. Do I use this dip to bail with slightly less of a loss, or do I hold through the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:31 2020 No.18125113 >>18124428 Inhales ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:35 2020 No.18125114 >>18125080 I've met a lady that lives on them exclusively.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:38 2020 No.18125115 >>18125000 This did not age well

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:43 2020 No.18125117 The one stock I have performing well today had been plaguing me the past few days. Go figure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:46 2020 No.18125119 >>18125083 Wow three green days!? Everything must be fine now!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:47 2020 No.18125121 Who else all in spxl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:43:48 2020 No.18125122 >>18125087 >>18125088 >>18125089 >>18125090 >>18125091 >>18125092 >>18125095 >>18125096 >>18125099 >>18125102 >>18125106 >>18125110 >>18125111 priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:02 2020 No.18125126 >>18125083 >Fell for the obvious bulltrap C O P E O P E

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:07 2020 No.18125128 >>18125122 priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:10 2020 No.18125130 >>18124654 SInger for AC/DC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:11 2020 No.18125131 I HOPE YOU SOLD YESTERDAY BULLNIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:11 2020 No.18125132 >>18124788 Day traders fucked. Assholes looking to build a nice portfolio that will give them a nice retirement someday aren't so fucked yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:12 2020 No.18125133 File: 17 KB, 512x648, 1562904970593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck it I'm going in Boyz got sqqq at 20 let's gooooooooooooooooo! 5k in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:21 2020 No.18125134 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1553134023995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -1000 -1000 -1000 -1000

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:35 2020 No.18125138 File: 151 KB, 787x584, 77999b8adfdd84285e3b957ed304f5e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRUMP SAID WE GOOD AND EVERYONE IS DYING TO WORK....I SOLD MY HOUSE, I CASHED OUT MY 401K TO INVEST IN THE STOCK...............

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:43 2020 No.18125139 i would need an -85% dump to come even on my leveraged shorts from last week, big opsie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:47 2020 No.18125141 >>18125110 It really should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:50 2020 No.18125143 File: 10 KB, 608x115, 1562362965771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125128

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:54 2020 No.18125145 >>18125114 Freedom Ship. Remember that thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:44:59 2020 No.18125147 >>18125119 You're the one thinking 1 possible red day = end of the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:08 2020 No.18125152 File: 6 KB, 253x113, how does it feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125121 LIKE A ROLLING STONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:11 2020 No.18125154 >>18125126 Falling for the bull trap was priced in, this is the bear trap

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:13 2020 No.18125155 this market really wants to bull at the first opportunity lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:29 2020 No.18125158 >>18125133 Retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:30 2020 No.18125160 File: 82 KB, 500x324, 20200326_153620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly reminder

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:37 2020 No.18125163 >>18125133 You are going to get rich today my bo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:44 2020 No.18125166 >>18125131 I did, and hedged myself with SPXU at the S&P highs. I'm going to do the same thing at the low today and buy some more SPXL assuming that the relief bill gets passed today and results in a small pump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:47 2020 No.18125167 >>18125122 the only thing priced in is the feds ability to print unlimited money. Yesterday was the top.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:47 2020 No.18125168 >>18125139 Should’ve increased your exposure dumbshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:47 2020 No.18125169 the bull cope i`ts alredy priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:53 2020 No.18125172 >>18124593 priced in r i c e d i n

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:45:55 2020 No.18125173 is 200 spy 1st may a stretch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:09 2020 No.18125177 File: 6 KB, 238x211, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULLS ARE LOSING IT OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:19 2020 No.18125180 File: 86 KB, 500x324, 1564772667179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125160 FIXED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:23 2020 No.18125183 >>18125131 I did, at noon with 10% gains

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:41 2020 No.18125186 >>18125168 im aware now lol

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:54 2020 No.18125191

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:46:56 2020 No.18125192 H-HOLD ON BEARBROS WE DONT NEED TO CRASH THE MARKET SO SOON LETS TALK ABOUT THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:02 2020 No.18125196 >>18125143 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:05 2020 No.18125199 >>18125160 delusion

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:08 2020 No.18125202 If Boris Johnson dying bearish or bullish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:11 2020 No.18125204 >>18125143 Fuck how do you draw so neatly with the snip tool. This surely isn't priced in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:17 2020 No.18125205 >>18125147 I said zoom out because im looking at the trend as a whole, you troglodyte

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:27 2020 No.18125207 File: 18 KB, 378x545, 1575989813779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18125163 Praise be onto Bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:36 2020 No.18125208 File: 35 KB, 580x548, 1584932045723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:38 2020 No.18125210 >>18125192 The time for talking is over. Sleep now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:55 2020 No.18125212 File: 5 KB, 305x165, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY is crashing bobros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:47:56 2020 No.18125213 Holy shit, what actually caused this? I'm new and I'm just seeing a whole lot of tards pulling out of a good one. Still personally in the green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:12 2020 No.18125218 >>18125202 bullish it's already been priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:12 2020 No.18125219 >>18125145 Ironically, if nobody is infected the ocean is the best place to be for the next 2 years

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:13 2020 No.18125220 OH NO NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:14 2020 No.18125221 >>18125191 Delusional. Go to sleep kid this isn't a shitcoin with a 1mm market cap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:23 2020 No.18125224 THANKS FOR GETTING NICE AND FAT FOR ME BULLFAGS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:24 2020 No.18125226 File: 28 KB, 949x220, bullsTrapped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:26 2020 No.18125228

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Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:27 2020 No.18125230
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>SELL MY SHORTS TO BUY LONG ANTICIPATING THE PUMP
>THE PUMP DOESN'T COME
>SELL MY LONGS TO BUY SHORTS
COME ON POWELL I KNOW YOU FUCKING KNOW I HAVE SHORTS NOW PUMP IT YOU FUCKER BANKRUPT ME GO AHEAD FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:28 2020 No.18125229 >>18125204 It's the default pen from Tegaki on 4chanx kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:32 2020 No.18125234 GO DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:35 2020 No.18125238 File: 554 KB, 792x554, 1585090614916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:43 2020 No.18125240 File: 8 KB, 918x86, babbys first short.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why did I only buy $50 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:45 2020 No.18125241 >>18125202 Bearish as fuck. Any western leader biting the dust is sure to upset markets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:50 2020 No.18125242 >>18125213 3 green days, people are taking profit Friday, people don't want to be bag holding over the weekend Boris Johnson has the Rona

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:50 2020 No.18125244 >>18125213 JEROME SPOTTED CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:48:59 2020 No.18125247 >>18125213 Dead cat bounce

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:49:10 2020 No.18125249 >>18125213 >every country is shut down >number of people dying and getting sick is rising exponentially >whats causing this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:01 2020 No.18125267 >>18125202 Hope he dies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:07 2020 No.18125269 File: 260 KB, 500x387, 1583955369425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'e bought ze dip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:11 2020 No.18125271 >>18125230 just hold shorts a month out you fucking newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:14 2020 No.18125272 >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 new thread >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 new thread >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 new thread >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 >>18125265 new thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:21 2020 No.18125279 File: 60 KB, 857x609, pattern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is this pattern called

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:25 2020 No.18125281 >>18125167 Going to get my cdl just so I can charge new yorkers 30k a load to drop food of at the curb in my hazmat suit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:25 2020 No.18125282 You bobos will be fucked by this afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:47 2020 No.18125288 >>18125279 the bridge between worlds

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:49 2020 No.18125290

>>18125213
People are still very fearful. Look at the panic sell-off Wednesday afternoon before the close. Overall, they were getting slightly greedy and FOMO'd this past week to ride the rally up, but are now taking their profits. They know the underlying economic situation is a precipitous ledge for markets, and don't want to take the risk of losing their gains from the past week. The bottom hasn't been tested properly yet, but the Fed's Unlimited Asset Works technique does throw a monkey wrench into the picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:50:51 2020 No.18125293 >>18125241 He's only 55. Holy shit he's younger than my parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:51:02 2020 No.18125300 again, 200 spy, is it realistic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:51:17 2020 No.18125306 File: 1.65 MB, 1920x1080, Gondola.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Halfway to the first breaker, comeon Bobros we got this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:51:43 2020 No.18125319 >>18125279 do the bartman

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:51:54 2020 No.18125330 File: 20 KB, 251x251, 1584977695682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I have $8k in SQQQ >tfw I put up with 2 days of cocky bull abuse

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:52:35 2020 No.18125342 >>18124601 “The bear will forever leave its cave “

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:52:40 2020 No.18125345 >>18125249 So, panic and manipulation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:53:17 2020 No.18125366 >>18125213 price moves in waves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:53:37 2020 No.18125374 Remember, it's Friday. AKA Pump day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:53:49 2020 No.18125377 >>18125242 Best answer I've heard so far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:54:46 2020 No.18125399 >>18125300 the price of the options reflect the likelyhood, why are you asking us? the market is telling you very clearly how realistic it is, RETARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:55:11 2020 No.18125407 >>18124675 Call prices are probably already raised you should have been doing this during the pump time so you could sell either today or monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:55:16 2020 No.18125411 OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO MODEST

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:55:43 2020 No.18125423 File: 82 KB, 1239x758, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CLACKPOSTER WAS RIGHT I REPEAT CLACKPOSTER WAS RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:56:15 2020 No.18125443 >>18125279 Literally the Nikkei from day to day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:56:18 2020 No.18125445 >>18125242 boris dying would be good for the economy though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 09:57:24 2020 No.18125474 File: 50 KB, 800x450, 1584736598705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IS IT GONNA BE GREEN OR RED GODDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:00:02 2020 No.18125533 File: 7 KB, 195x258, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THE PRINTER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:00:52 2020 No.18125553 >>18125445 In a non-clownworld maybe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:02:01 2020 No.18125577 SDC massive gains!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:05:08 2020 No.18125638 Rally before the close and then crash either at the end or over the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:05:56 2020 No.18125652 Robinhood is real fucking garbage. Claiming I can't sell shares of a stock I clearly own and can't even generate the popup explaining why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:08:45 2020 No.18125717 >>18125652 Check your pattern day trades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:10:36 2020 No.18125751 >>18125717 Still have all three to use and I bought these yesterday.

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:20:11 2020 No.18125949
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You thought it was all priced in.
You thought printing infinie amounts of worthless funny money was gonna stop a pandemic.
You thought you made a smart purchase for once in your life.
Now suffer.
Dömp eet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:22:01 2020 No.18125982 >>18125160 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:22:21 2020 No.18125987 AOC getting worked up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:36:55 2020 No.18126295 >>18124933 hodling since 29 thought the world was ending

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 10:47:07 2020 No.18126530 >>18126295 You really should’ve sold at a loss man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 11:30:51 2020 No.18127476 >>18124572 No ones going to talk about gush going from pennies to 16$? I know the market is volatile and I'm a nufaggot but is this just the day things are?

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