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>> No.18112798

I don’t respect women, bros?

>> No.18112802
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18112802

S-Should we buy back in?
Is this an actual recovery?

>> No.18112811

Markets cause maximum pain for maximum number of idiots. 90% of people who post on /smg/ will lose their money this year.

>> No.18112815

The coronavirus showed us that we shouldn't be slaves and just he unemployed forever.

>> No.18112820

>>18112802
WHENS THE NEXT DUMP

>> No.18112823

I hope you boys put your stop orders in. Were going down.

>> No.18112826

>>18112802
I did.
If wrong go long

>> No.18112827
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18112827

Please be red tomorrow so I can dump these, im dying. I'm not going to sleep tonight.

>> No.18112829

>>18112802

>He hasn't been buying cheapies throughout this media circus

Never, and I mean never, gonna make it.

>> No.18112831

First for Grandpa's TVIX stocks

>> No.18112832
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OH NO USA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18112834

the CEO of the S&P has just been diagnosed with COVID-19

>> No.18112835
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I'm still a full mass death corona doomer but if these gains continue through the weekend I'm going to accept unlimited money beats any number of deaths

>> No.18112840
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>>18112802
>buying the top

>> No.18112842

AGAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
THREADLY REMINDER BEARKEKS THOUGHT WE WOULDNT SEE THE GREATEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY OF ALL TIME

>> No.18112843
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18112843

I need a real hobby bros...

>> No.18112845

SQQQoldiers, check in
I'm getting Bogdanoff on the phone as we speak

>> No.18112846
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>>18112832
>Implying the stock market doesn't know the virus will be bad

bears are fucking retarded

>> No.18112849

>>18112827
LOL you’re fucked retard.
Never bet against America

>> No.18112851

>>18112827

>Shorting the bottom

Never change /biz/

>> No.18112853

>>18112823
I bought more SPY puts to at least lower my average cost so HOPEFULLY wh- IF we dump tomorrow I can pull a small profit on the entire affair.

>> No.18112854

>>18112832
Oh shit that's a lot of people with the sniffles, better get in the fucking bunker!

>> No.18112858

>>18112840
It's only the top once sucker like him dry up.

>> No.18112869
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>>18112829
The first people bought cheapies on February 24th and laughed at others when it pumped a little.
Looking at some Trips like Credit Spread and Baggie here.

>> No.18112872

>>18112802
No, you dumb anime tranny. This is NOT the recovery.

>>18112840
You’re delusional, anime tranny, we have already recovered and will hit ATH by July.

>> No.18112874
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18112874

>Moody upgrades Racism to Aaa credit

>> No.18112877

>>18112832
>vatican city
>4 people
>almost 5000 per million
hearty chuckle

>> No.18112880 [DELETED] 
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18112880

Oh little anon, haven't you heard? That comment you made was also priiiiiiiiicccced innnnnnn!!!!

>> No.18112885

Is there any reason not to invest in CoreLabs Right now?

>> No.18112888

>>18112851
It's slightly less retarded than that. I've been golding tjem since Tuesday.

Lesson learned I guess.

>> No.18112892

>>18112846
Why should i buy? And what should i buy?

>> No.18112893

>>18112802
Just hedge your position, bro. Long in CFDs, short in inverse ETFs. Exit the loser on daily candle close, ride the winner. Easy gains.

>> No.18112895

>>18112832
>let's use linear relativity to measure a disease with exponential growth

>> No.18112896

Never get against america, never bet against trump, and always, ALWAYS, bet against /biz/. Just made 40k off this and I’m about to double by Tuesday... dubs decides what I buy with my earnings.

>> No.18112897
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18112897

Markets don't even make sense, everything is green, nobody is working and disease is rocking the world, there's a massive oil war happening overseas and oil is rising in price

What a time to be alive.

>> No.18112899

>>18112843
Still cheaper than warhammer

>> No.18112900

>>18112853
Same. I just hope we dump before 4/17 kek

>> No.18112901
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OH NO NO NO

>> No.18112907
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>>18112840
>you missed the crypto bull run
>you missed the 2016 golden bull
You will miss the greatest oversold clusterfuck of a lifetime. Never, EVER, gonna make it.

>> No.18112909

>>18112827
HODL

>> No.18112910
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>>18112225
Oh little anon, haven't you heard? That comment you made was also priiiiiiiiicccced innnnnnn!!!!

>> No.18112908

>>18112843

>>/po/

>> No.18112911
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>>18112880
FEDCONEEEEEEEECT

>> No.18112915

>>18112896
double down with earnings and continue into 100k

>> No.18112914

>>18112872
>oil is rising in price
Didnt we drop to sub 23 today?

>> No.18112917

>jobs report
Priced in
>shrinking gdp
Priced in
>increase in number of cases
Priced in
Is this the greatest achievement by the markets ever? Usually everyone is fucking retarded, but the markets are actually being rational.

>> No.18112922

welp gotta go long until the corporations are happy and exit scam the market.

>> No.18112924

>>18112895
Lets use anons faggot cope to cope in a homosexual manner

>> No.18112926

>>18112901
Woah what does that mean? It doesnt look safe.

>> No.18112929

>>18112914
it was 19 at the end of last week

>> No.18112930
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>>18112901
still not enough to beat this

>> No.18112933

>>18112790
Bad news guys. The dow hat guy has corona.
https://twitter.com/einsteinowallst/status/1243206841439588352

-25% tomorrow confirmed.

>> No.18112934

>>18112872
remind me to post the same smug anime girl in a month if you haven't offed yourself by then

>> No.18112935
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18112935

P R I C E D I N
R
I
C
E
D

I
N

>> No.18112939

>speculating on oil
of all the things that could turnaround and recover some of you amaze me in making the absolute worst bets possible

>> No.18112938

>>18112874
Nice. It all paid off.

>>18112911
Kek

>> No.18112940
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18112940

Look at you, Bearbro. A pathetic seller of Boeing and Delta. AAAAAAAAAAAing and COCKYing as you short my stocks. How can you time a perfect volatile market?

>> No.18112945
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18112945

it actually stopped in china and you think it's gonna reach millions of infected? you're retarded
buy now, everyone is isolating and taking extreme precautions, it will be over in a few weeks
buy now or you are doomed

>> No.18112949

>>18112827
>>18112845
>>18112909
Memes, never trust /biz/

>> No.18112952
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>>18112802
>actual recovery
its quite literally artificial recovery. This shits too wild for me, im staying in cash for another couple weeks.

>> No.18112972

>>18112915
Just might do this... then dubs will decide what lambo I buy...

>> No.18112973

Im about to lose my initial of 1200 in puts we dont see any dump by 4/13, but atleast the fed money Im receiving in the mail will be my refund

>> No.18112977

>>18112945
>it actually stopped in china
This is incorrect, China just decided to lie about it.

>> No.18112983

>>18112945
Sure, trust the communist State of China
100 %true, 100% state supervised.

>> No.18112984

>>18112977
prove it

>> No.18112987
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18112987

I wanted to buy Boeing shares when they were at the level of 120-140. But I did not do that. My financial adviser said that this is not the bottom, S&P will fall to 1600. Today I will call him and ask why the fuck does he think so?

>> No.18112999

>>18112914
What chart? WTI has been crabbing all week long.

>> No.18113000

>>18112940
Kek

>> No.18113002

>>18112977
The truth is irrelevant, it's sentiment that matters.

>> No.18113003

>>18112945
It stopped in China because they don’t test anyone anymore

>> No.18113005

>>18112945
>it actually stopped in china
Good citizen, you have earned 10 social security points for that post. Keep up the good work.

>> No.18113007

>>18112908
Should I pick up reading? I'm such a pleb I'd probably only enjoy genre fiction.

>> No.18113010

someone tell me what meme puts/calls to buy. i have $20k to blow. otherwise it'll continue to go to sluts on myfreecams

>> No.18113013
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18113013

> you make too much to get the free stimulus

>> No.18113015

>>18113003
post source to that claim

>> No.18113019

>>18112987
He scam you, i bet he did buy some of Boeing shit lmao.

>> No.18113021

>>18112987
Because he's right.

>> No.18113022

>>18113010
SPY 200 put may

>> No.18113025
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18113025

>>18112999
Tradingview
>>18112952
That was my plan so far. It all just seems so disconnected from the actual reality that I didnt know what to do.

>> No.18113029

>>18112984
>prove a negative
Fucking retard, prove there isn't a ceramic teapot orbitting low sun orbit first.

>> No.18113031
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18113031

>>18112872
Did you just open a straddle on those anime posters? They both replied angrily, I think two (you)s counts as a successful trade.

>> No.18113034

Kek at biz-fags trying to outsmart their Jew overlords. Just roll over and get fucked.

>> No.18113038

>>18113010
Suncor calls

Buffett bought 1% of the entire company for a reason

>> No.18113041

>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/health/usa-coronavirus-cases.html

how trustworthy is this?

>> No.18113049

>>18112917
somehow they forgot to price in the stimulus package

>> No.18113050

>>18113029
are you retarded?
you're claiming that china IS LYING
which is a positive claim
if you think that claim doesn't require any proof then yeah you're retarded I guess

>> No.18113052

>>18112910
it wasn't funny the first time retard

>>18112945
You're actually right, they did stop it in China, but only by implementing incredibly fascist policies that would never fly in America.

>> No.18113059

>>18112987
Based advisor bro

>> No.18113060

>>18113007
You could try comics. There's the added thrill of betting on which collected editions will go out of print and quadruple in value in a couple years.

>> No.18113078
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>>18112827
You got shilled the inverse ETFs at the bottom.

>> No.18113081

>>18112987
it will always depend on what kind of time frame you are working with. short term yeah there will be rallies, long term everyone is unemployed and at home what the fuck do you think makes that bullish?

>> No.18113082

>>18112846
You are a rascal, a rascal with no respect for bears

>> No.18113084

>>18113050
I don't need to prove anything to a braindamaged retard and a commie at that, you're fucking delusional if you think China can go from making +26k increases to 0 in a span of month.

>> No.18113092

>>18113041
The US almost certainly is not counting China, who is obviously lying about their numbers.

>> No.18113094

>>18113078
This isn’t the bottom but it was a bad time to buy them for sure

>> No.18113098

>>18113038
Suncor is an Alberta oil patch company and Western Canada Select hit $5 per barrel a few days ago

>> No.18113102

Say it with me anons...
_ _ _ _
_ _ _
_ _ _

>> No.18113110

>>18112926
it means that putting money under a mattress isn't a good idea. investors will be protected more so than savers since that's where the wealth of the country resides. you have no choice but to invest if you want to retain wealth. also some gold wouldn't hurt either.

>> No.18113115
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>>18112802
This is not even fucking close to a recovery.
>check out my job I dont fucking have and look at all these products not being made
>green lines goes up, check out my recovery, money printer goes brrrr.

>> No.18113116

>>18113052
>fascist
>Governed by the Communist Party of China
Pick one

>> No.18113118

>>18113082
I like you.

>> No.18113121

>>18113092
also it seems like the main problem areas are super densely populated cities. feels good to live in the comfy suburbs.

>> No.18113124

>>18113102
fuck
nig
ger

>> No.18113126

>>18113084
still refusing to give any proof to your claim that china is lying?
very sad

>> No.18113138

>>18113124
based

>> No.18113146

>>18113084
Why don’t you just mention the 2.5 million closed cell accounts?

>> No.18113148

>>18113102
fuck
his
ass

>> No.18113153
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>>18113116
>fascist
>governed by the national socialist german worker's party
almost had me fooled there...

>> No.18113166

>>18113115
we don't need jobs anymore yang gang has infiltrated the trump administration

>> No.18113170
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18113170

Normies at work were scrambling to open brokerage accounts to "buy the dip"

Looks like we got another leg down lads

>> No.18113175

>>18113021
Why you think so?

>> No.18113182

>>18113102
just
buy
oil

>> No.18113183
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>>18113121
>live in suburb of NYC
>NYC is currently a pot about to boil over
>its all okay because i have my guns and vidya on the second floor and can be a neet without a care

feels good man

>> No.18113185

>>18113170
the fact that they weren't in the market to begin with is pretty bullish tbqh

>> No.18113186

>>18113124
Anon this is a racist post. Please delete this so we can move on to a more productive discussion.

>> No.18113194

>>18113153
a proper natsoc would agree with you, fascism is italian

>> No.18113199
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>>18112892
You should buy JNUG

It will return to $80 from its current $5 price in three months.

If you invest 20k you will have 250k in 3-4 months. A year max. You'd be stupid not to.

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>>18113115
>Stocks
>Connected to the economy or anything not-BRRRRRR
We are post-reality now, brother.

>> No.18113200

>>18113102
jews
did
dis

>> No.18113202

>>18113153
Germans socialists
Chineses communist
Left spectrum anyway. A bit more for the communist...

>> No.18113204

>>18113019
He is an adviser from a broker, he would be profitable if I bought. He makes money on commissions

>> No.18113206
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>longing this market for any duration longer than a day

kek. thinking we still have at least 20% to go. the economy is nonexistent and the jobless claims are just the beginning

>> No.18113215

>>18112790
What stocks do I buy tomorrow, bros?

>> No.18113220

>>18113102
jews
did
wtc
>>18113200
fixed this for you, also checked.

>> No.18113221

>>18113102
fake
and
gay

>> No.18113224

>>18113170
Based, my puts are saved

>> No.18113225

>>18113175
Because the economy is locked down for another 4 months at minimum.

>> No.18113226

>>18113029

Bertrand Russel lives and he shitposts on /biz/

What a time to be alive

>>18113007

Yes. Start with the Greeks.

>> No.18113228

>>18112987
get rid of any financial advisor that attempts to time the market

>> No.18113229

>>18113199
Why are they down? Gold is worth more than ever

>> No.18113232

>>18112901
What's that website my good friend?

>> No.18113239

>>18112790
Guys,is there a hope that corona causes permanent damage to the body? Could such info cause a second wave of panic and another crash?

>> No.18113242

>>18113102
FUCK
JAN
NIE

>> No.18113244

>>18113081
>long term everyone is unemployed and at home what the fuck do you think makes that bullish?
Long term - you mean 2-10 weeks?
Coronavirus isn't forever. Im waiting for bottom. But what if bottom is now?

>> No.18113246

>>18113199
Are you retarded? It’s a leveraged ETF. It doesn’t have any intrinsic worth. It will never see 80 again.

>> No.18113248
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>CURVE IS FLATTENING
>RETURN TO NORMAL
>JUST A FLU BRO

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>>18113153
>he thinks fascist only refers to historical national socialist party in 1930s germany

>> No.18113255

>>18113183
MA here, i basically live on the older side of rich jewtown over here, some of the best public schools in the state and also they keep out almost all niggers and spics. it's pretty comfy. i've got an ounce of weed and have been playing hades all week.

>> No.18113259

>>18113215
if tomorrow is big green, TQQQ and accept Powell as your lord and savior
if tomorrow crabs, stay cash
if tomorrow triggers circuit breakers, SQQQ

>> No.18113264

>>18113052
>it wasn't funny the first time retard
Ur comment was also priced in

>> No.18113269

>>18113031
That's a man, baby.

>> No.18113272

>>18113199
2K in bank account Kek
Too risky for me, I'm the ultimate bear.
And how the fuck JNUG will ever return to 80 dollars??

>> No.18113279
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>>18112930

>> No.18113280

>>18113225
>Because the economy is locked down for another 4 months at minimum.
It's because of virus?
I asked the adviser, he said that the virus is an excuse, not a cause. He said that the market is controlled by a lot of money, and now they put it down

>> No.18113292

I flipped my Vanguard 401k into stable value from a core equity fund on Feb 21 and then bought back into the core equity fund two days ago. I was able to get 42% more core equity fund shares than I had previously for the same money.

I know most of you on here are zoomers gamblers without 401ks but I feel pretty good about it. If it crashes more, fuck it.

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friday will be red

>> No.18113295

>>18113280
>It's because of virus?
No, because of the stimulus bill.

>> No.18113296

>>18113255
I contracted Corona at Brigham lmso
The hospital was overflowing
You’re fucked

>> No.18113297

>>18113204
So he's incompetent? I guess.
Can you recover somehow?

>> No.18113301

>>18113248
not even as bad as yearly influenza stats. pretty weak tbqh

>> No.18113304

>>18113248
Covid 19 wishes it was the flu... it’s killed what 1% the amount the flu has this year? If that even. This crash was from a necessary correction... covid was just the extremely convenient excuse. Makes ya wonder why we haven’t gone quarantine.. it’s because there’s no reason to. The big boys pulled out and bought the dip and you have all been played.

>> No.18113303

>>18113244
>Scientists warned that the United States someday would become the country hardest hit by the coronavirus pandemic. That moment arrived on Thursday.

>In the United States, at least 81,321 people are known to have been infected with the coronavirus, including more than 1,000 deaths — more cases than China, Italy or any other country has seen, according to data gathered by The New York Times.

what about that is bullish?

>> No.18113305

>>18112790
Anons, would you be kind enough to ponder my brainlet scenario? Now, the US dollar is backed by the deal with the Saudis, the US gives them military protection and in return they sell the oil accepting only US dollars. Now, say the dollar falls in value enough that the Saudis would look for someone else to make a deal with. Is there anybody that can hold off the US assault long(or short) enough until their economy collapses due to the dollar no longer being backed by the oil?

>> No.18113312

>tfw I didn’t buy $5000 worth of Boeing at $90 a share

What’s a good way to kill myself brahs?

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>> No.18113322

>>18113248
People are really tired of giving a fuck about this stupid virus. People are already going stir crazy in their homes. They hate the fact that they need to modify their lives to protect a few dinosaur 80 year old boomers and are not going to tolerate it for much longer.

The media pushed too hard and now they are going to reap the whirlwind, people are going back to work, people are going to die, and Americans just won't care. We are returning to normal whether people die or not, nobody can take any more of this bullshit.

>> No.18113324

>>18113293
Traders don't give a fuck about the virus anymore even if it will eventually kill us all. Its all priced in outside of shocking events that take the computers by surprise.

>> No.18113325
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18113325

bobos, i am buying calls at open tomorrow to offset my loss in puts
you can thank me when it tanks, i will take one for the team

>> No.18113327

>>18113246
>>18113199
>>18113272
They are already reducing the leverage on JNUG to 2x I think and a bunch of other leveraged ETF's are stopping trading

>> No.18113332

>>18112843
Shitposting on /biz/ is a hobby

>> No.18113334

>>18113239
I heard from Anon that the virus sterilization will cause birth rates to drop by over 50% of 2019 rate

>> No.18113336
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18113336

Holy shit.

I think I need to capitulate and never make bear bets again. The chart looks SO MUCH like the past crashes but... once testing is out and infections are found and contained. I’ll realize I sold the absolute bottom in some great companies and only bought a few yangs of KO and PEP and JNJ....

>> No.18113340

>>18113297
Wait and see. Perhaps the market will really fall further in the course of weeks. If not, I will call him and say that he is a scumbag

>> No.18113343

>>18113303
It’s priced in bro

>> No.18113344
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>> No.18113345

>>18113102
PRIC
ED[SPACE HERE]
IN!

>> No.18113354

>>18113305
They won’t do that.

>> No.18113353

>>18113322
Check my triple dubs of truth.

>> No.18113355

>>18113102
sell
the
dip

?

>> No.18113360

>>18113312
Don't feel bad. I bought a $100 put on BA after they went green the first day. I'm fucked now.

>> No.18113363

>>18112811
markets are manipulated by fed, you don't get 3.28m new jobless people and go up in a normal world. In a normal world after such report you start preparing for a collapse. But fed is fucking pumping so who knows.

>> No.18113365

People WILL sell before the weekend right? Can I get some cheapies tomorrow?

>> No.18113369

>>18113324
they are building literal morgue tents outside of new york city. it hasnt hit Mainstream media. its crazy

>> No.18113373

on the next dump i'm putting all my 401k into SOXL

>> No.18113379

>>18113215
>>18113259
>>18113336
What might happen is the greatest dump of all time. It will green in the morning, crab down all day, then around 3:25 it will start dropping and they will time it perfectly 20% at 4 PM avoiding circuit breakers.

>> No.18113385

>>18113296
nice LARP, anon.

>> No.18113386

>>18113340
I wish you luck, i don't think this is a real bull market anyway..

>> No.18113389
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>>18113324
Traders give a fuck about 2 extra days that any bad news could come out.
Tomorrow will be red, either you'll be right and it truly will be a new paradigm and I switch tactics or it's going to 180.

>> No.18113390

>>18113363
The fed publicly announces all of its QE purchases. The program started yesterday. You're just a fucking idiot for not knowing what's going on in the world.

>> No.18113394

>>18113305
Dollar strength going up, anon

>> No.18113398

>>18113360
yeah you and many people I’m sure. Honestly who the fuck saw that one coming? That shit was racing toward $50 a share

>> No.18113401

>>18113336
No, don't bet against coronavirus based on market conditions, that's stupid. The science says America is fuk. The question is whether stonks care.

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>>18113363
it's amazing that you retards conveniently not let the 30% drop a week prior into your thinking. it a way, it makes me glad that you'll never have money, because you're so fucking stupid and don't deserve a good life.

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>>18112899
It's funny because it's true. :(

>> No.18113419
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18113419

Yep, Im thinkin Trumpbux saved the economy

>> No.18113426

>>18113369
those are for prescreening and triage.

>> No.18113428

TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T OPEN A STRANGLE
>TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T OPEN A STRANGLE
TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T OPEN A STRANGLE
>TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T OPEN A STRANGLE
TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T OPEN A STRANGLE

>> No.18113429

>>18113403
bobos literally think the DOW is going to 0, it's insane.

>> No.18113436

>>18113322
I love this crazy country.

>> No.18113437

>>18113401
What "science" you drooling retard?

>> No.18113439

>>18113419
No, absolute utter delusion did. And only for now.

>> No.18113440

>>18113322
the market doesnt get affected by stupid shit at the retail level moron. its affected by no one taking flights or cruises, mass deaths and overwhelmed hospitals, and oil tanking. all of which are still going to happen regardless of if normies go outside lmao

>> No.18113444

>>18113419
Endless QE saved the economy, there's no risk to buying in if daddy Jerome will come pay your debts.

>> No.18113452
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>>18113419
Kek, the absolute scam

>> No.18113456

Tell me which stocks to go all in tomorrow.

>> No.18113464

>it will surelly fall tomorrow
>+3%
>it will surelly fall tomorrow
>+3%
>it will surelly fall tomorrow
>+3%
>it will surelly fall tomorrow
>+3%
>it HAS TO fall tomorrow
>+3%
>oh nooo how did i miss the bottom why is it on 30k again :(((( time to wait another century for my chance

>> No.18113471

>>18113153
fascist was a term coined by Mussolini and is derived from the term used in ancient rome to describe the bundle of sticks the lictors carried their axes in. Coincidentally another word for bundle of sticks is faggot, which is what you are.

>> No.18113474

>>18113456
SQQQ

>> No.18113483

>>18113215
Do the opposite of this

>> No.18113485

>>18113456
Literally any of them that aren’t investing the market like shit poo poo poo (SQQQ). Tomorrow will be biblical. SPY will reach 270 minimum, perhaps even 275.

>> No.18113489

>>18113437
Do your own research, I've spent too much time arguing with denier retards. You're basically the equivalent of flat earthers or climate deniers.

>> No.18113492
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18113492

What the fuck is happening

>> No.18113493

>>18113426
no retards they are for autopsies

>> No.18113498

>>18113325
thanks bo-bro. it's a buy in range a few years from now anyway

>> No.18113502

>>18113440
Oil is the one and only thing you listed that actually makes the economy work. No vacation flights or cruises? Who fucking cares? Hospitals overwhelmed? More money for big pharma, if anything that's bullish.

Fuck this whole fucking circus, stop crying like a bitch and get back to work.

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Bobo breakdown reaching critical mass!

>> No.18113511

>>18112987
What's his name? I want to use him.

>> No.18113513

>>18113464
>recessions every 10 years
>once in a life time chance

bulls dont understand the fundementals

>> No.18113515

>>18113199
JNUG is going back to bleeding now that miners refuse to sell with the spot price so low.

>> No.18113516

>>18113492
a mighty shekeling

>> No.18113518

>>18113492
A new era anon. Won’t you join me in witnessing it?

>> No.18113522
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18113522

I FOUND TP

>> No.18113523

>>18113428
IV Crush

>> No.18113524

>>18113489
>Do your own research
you've convinced everyone watching anon. thank you for the high iq post

>> No.18113527

>>18113492
What is that suppose to show?

>> No.18113528

>>18113428
the IV will strangle you

>> No.18113532

>>18112945
they were welding people into their appartments in china, welding entire buildings. go away dummy.

>> No.18113534

the final and long awaited triple circuit breaker dump is happening on tuesday. screenshot this

>> No.18113538

>>18113464
Even in a bull market that didn't happen. SPY is up 17% in 3 days. Even in the most bullish of markets that never happens.

>> No.18113541

>>18113464
Might as well go back to crypto. Crashes like this one are commonplace.

>> No.18113542

>>18113513
when was the last time you saw a recession this big?

>> No.18113543

>>18113440
>the market doesnt get affected by stupid shit at the retail level moron.
>its affected by no one taking flights or cruises
I don't think you understand what retail level is.

>> No.18113544

>>18113426
They’re actually for autopsies, there’s a literal morgue kek

>> No.18113545

>>18112829
Based. I just wish I'd had been dumping my savings money into it at this time, but whatever. I wanted to learn how to play this game and this corona retardation has helped me learn better than anything what iron hands (and bagholding) looks like

>> No.18113546
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18113546

>Niggers?
Priced in
>Alien Invasion?
Priced in
>Commie Rebellion?
Priced in
>Spics?
Priced in
>White trash?
Priced in
>Meteor Strike?
Priced In
>Great Depression?
Priced in
>Judgement Day?
Priced in
>Run on the Banks?
Priced in
>Hyperinflation?
Priced In
>WW3?
Priced in
>Food Shortage?
Priced in
>Climate Change?
Priced in
>OP being a faggot?
Priced in

What else is priced in?

>> No.18113547

>>18113440
No it's not. In a bear market it is affected by who has the most money to lose so they can lose it. There won't be a drop because there's not all that money to be made going down, smart traders know that the most money is in the pockets of bears so they will switch to a bull market to clean them out too.

>> No.18113549

>>18113485
Another 5% wouldn't be biblical but would pretty much prove the market doesn't care about coronavirus. By Monday the first truck morgues in New York will fill up, and the mass graves begin.

>> No.18113550

>>18113523
>>18113528
what that mean?

>> No.18113552

>>18113489
By climate deniers, you're talking about man made climate change?

>> No.18113553

>>18113428
>>18113523
>>18113528
How does a strangle work?

>> No.18113557

Does JNUG actually stand a chance to rebound, or is that anon just memeing?

>> No.18113558

>>18113492
it's the free market at work anon

>> No.18113565

>>18113546
Niggers tonguing my anus are priced in

>> No.18113569

>>18113549
>dead jew yorkers
Bullish

>> No.18113571

>>18113553
don't ask me

>> No.18113572
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I made 2 grand today

>> No.18113585

>>18113502
no flights = boeing falls further = market doesnt recover

no cruises = cruise industries are like a huge part of the market are you retarded, that's why they are getting a bailout DESPITE NOT EVEN BEING US CERTIFIED LMAO

hospitals overwhelmed = more litigation around pharma corporations and medical insurance amongst other shit since these companies have reached the bottle neck anyway

oil cheap = thousands of US energy megacorps get fucked = market falls further

sorry that you don't understand the fundementals but luckily i keep my job whether or not we have coronavirus

>> No.18113588

>>18113545
how do you know if it's iron hands or bag holding though. It's all just gambling anon.

>> No.18113592

>>18113572
Congrats anonymous

>> No.18113594

>>18113558
>"" "free" ""

>> No.18113597

>>18113527
They printed and bought $1 trillion in a week

>> No.18113601

>>18113527
It's the fed budget in millions

>> No.18113602

>>18113557
Of course but it’s a risky play

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>>18112802
Maybe. Maybe not. If tomorrow looks okay at open I may take a long position with a tight stop to start. Recommend tuning out all speculation about economy and trade the charts. All this blather about how much oomf the Fed may or may not have, how much institutional is willing to join the cause etc is noise. NOISE. Trade the charts. The entire argument going on in these threads is:
>shit is fucked
>okay but market already down a lot
>shit is still fucked tho
>but QE and stimulus
>QE and stimulus can't unfuck it
etc..... noise.

>> No.18113604

>>18113403
What’s more relevant is the 10% we fell last week when Goldman announced their prediction of what the number would be.

>>18113293
See
>>18113336

>>18113102
Sell the dip!

>>18113401
Well yes exactly you’re telling me not to bet against the virus based on market conditions, but I’m not betting on whether or not the virus is going to kill a whole lot of people and overwhelm the hospitals in many cities, I’m betting on whether the market will go up or down. So when you say “the science” I don’t know what you mean.

>> No.18113606

>>18113553
>buy put
>buy call
>wait for it to moon/dump

>> No.18113607

>>18113542
literally 2008 you fucking 12 year old larper

>>18113543
no one is taking flights or cruises because intra-country travel is CANCELLED right now, retard. airlines are failing

>> No.18113612

>>18113524
How could you misread that post as me trying to convince anyone when I explicitly say I've given up trying to convince them? Anyone who still dismisses it will literally never stop.

>>18113552
Yes, people who still think anthropogenic global warming based on the emissions of carbon and methane are drooling retards.

>> No.18113613
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18113613

what the fuck
this doesn't have anything to do with finance in the slightest

>> No.18113616

>>18113572
How? >>18113597
>>18113601

>> No.18113621

>>18113572
Nice. What are you planning to do tomorrow?

>> No.18113624

>>18113585
Cruises are getting a bailout ?

>> No.18113627

>>18112802
the panic has been priced in
the actual economic consequences of mass shutdown has no, please stay tuned for it

>> No.18113631

>>18113602
What does the company even do to generate revenue? And why did it drop so dramatically in valuation over the years?

>> No.18113634

>>18113594
free as in free money

>> No.18113635

>>18113607
in 2008 the same change happened over months, not days

>> No.18113640

>>18113115
>Commerzbank expects unemployed numbers will rise to 19 million by midyear
is this already priced in?

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>>18113597
>>18113601
Oh fug, I'm genuinely shock and I'm no even American

>> No.18113643

>>18113613
They get stale as soon as they come, it seems.

>> No.18113645

>>18113606
Whats the difference between a strangle and a box spread?

>> No.18113648

>>18113613
holy shit how did this retarded garbage meme go this far and fast

>> No.18113651

>>18113553
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/05/052805.asp
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/strangle.asp

>> No.18113657

>>18113624
YES THEY ARE LITERALLY CHANGING THE LAW TO BAIL OUT CRUISE COMPANIES THAT ARE CERTIFIED OR INCORPORATED IN FUCKING CARRIBEAN AND SHITHOLE BALTIC COMPANIES

"HEALTHY ECONOMY" WHEN EVERY FUCKING FAILING BUSINSESS HAS TO BE BAILED OUT IN ORDER TO KEEP THE FARCE THAT IS THE STOCK MARKET'S DEAD, BLOATED, ROTTING CORPSE AFLOAT

THE CRUISE INDUSTRY NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE

>> No.18113659

>>18113607
>no one is taking flights or cruises because intra-country travel is CANCELLED right now, retard. airlines are failing
people purchasing flights and cruises is retail level anon

>> No.18113661

>>18113546
>unlimited Bailouts
Apparently not priced in

>> No.18113663

>>18113336
Can you explain what an "issue" is?

>> No.18113669

>>18113585
This isn't the daily market. +-5 isn't normal ever, this is people redistributing money and if you are too stubborn to understand when to switch sides you will lose yours. A normal recession market is a slow slide down and we might see that in a month or so.

>> No.18113673

>>18113634
Ah yes

>> No.18113675
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>>18113489
The study/projection that every brain dead retard touted has been massively revised.

Not only is it not as deadly as previously thought, but the number of people who are asymptomatic was massively underestimated. That's all among other discrepancy's the authors have now acknowledged.

>HURRRR THE SCIENCE HAS SPOKEN
This is why you will be poor FOREVER.

>> No.18113681

>>18113657
Very based

>> No.18113682

>>18113613
lmao wtf, is the meme spreading?

>> No.18113684

>>18112827

lmaoooooooooo how new are you here

>> No.18113686

>>18113585
Fundamentals dont matter. Stonks will not fall further,because millions of people are buying them knowing that govt and fed will pump as much money into market as needed.

>> No.18113688

markets will never go down again.

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>>18113635
it's less effective because they've been doing it non stop since 2008 so they have to step it up to have the same effect.

>> No.18113697

>>18113327
What does this mean exactly?

>> No.18113698
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18113698

>back to normal
>recession canceled

Lmao, I knew this shit would happen, was down 50% on my year long SPY calls, now I'm up 100%. Probably should have dumped today but got greedy thinking it will hit 270. Loaded up on some puts and will average down until this fake dead cat bounce reverses then we are headed to sub 200. Trading this shit is so easy I will literally be retired in a month.

I mean look at this chart and tell me we are just going to bounce back.

>> No.18113699

>>18113635
if you weren't a literal teenager you'd know that lots of people with capital made a lot of money in 2008, more than most people have probably made during this crises. personally i bought a property that is worth ~$900,000 right now, for $230k back in 08

>> No.18113715
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18113715

if you want any proof that this is the fakest and gayest pump you've ever seen in your life look no further

>> No.18113719

>>18113492
>US going full Japan
At least it will bring a new environment to the US.

>> No.18113730

>>18113645
you can actually make money from them

>> No.18113731

Oil bros? Whats your main plays? Debating getting out of BP and XOM and pivoting to RDS.B, and COP.

>> No.18113737

>>18113675
I’m a medfag and my hospital is fucking overrun with cases. I’m not even in NY or LA.

>> No.18113736

>>18113669
i have already switched sides, i know in my heart it will go up. i just pray it goes further because i am tired of being cognizant of the fact that the "economy" is run by kikes

>> No.18113742

>>18113612
Well, with decreased emissions from vehicles and factories shutdown, if there is no measurable affect on global temperature, it would be a big nail in the coffin for it, right?

>> No.18113759

>>18113401
>>18113604
Also... viruses generally do worse warm environments. We are approaching the warmer season. Maybe this will be a seasonal phenomenon until if/when we can treat or vaccinate it.

I still like regeneron....

>>18113613
That’s the best kind! The ones that are just “repo operations are money printing” are straight retarded. Adding meta jokes refresh old memes.

>> No.18113760

Anyone see that high volume SPY sale?

>> No.18113758

>>18113715
this is pretty based. comrade cheesecake factory

>> No.18113763

>>18113715
Make one for Dave and busters
Closed for weeks and up 50%

>> No.18113765

>>18113731
Why trade one supermajor for another?

>> No.18113768

>>18113731
I'm consider rds b too. Or maybe uso but I don't know which is better

>> No.18113769

>>18113737
Yes and my dad works for Sony.

>> No.18113770

>>18113715
People are buying because it's the bottom, and people will soon be able to eat at restaurants again. Also, fuck landlords.

>> No.18113775

>>18113699
gonna feel great when its worth 180k in 3 months

>> No.18113780

Damn daily case count really pumped today

>> No.18113783

>>18113715
it doesn't matter if it's fake and gay, the pump will continue regardless, you can't win, just join the ride

>> No.18113785

>>18113737
have you started building autopsy-sorry morgue tents yet?

>> No.18113788

>>18113715
>priced in

>> No.18113789

>>18112987

i bought boeing at 177 and im still happy

its 185 right now :)

>> No.18113790

>>18113675
But that's wrong. The researcher said the new estimate comes with the quarantines in place. It doesn't change the underlying virus data. Stop getting your info from Trump conferences.

>> No.18113791

>>18113737
Average age of the patients? How many deaths?

>> No.18113796

>>18113765
Playing the long game. I am concerned about XOM's balance sheet and the fact that blue chips aren't invulnerable ala GE. BP, I was interested in for their oil and future vision but don't have faith in them.

>> No.18113798

>>18113737
Which state?

>> No.18113803

>>18113612
>Yes, people who still think anthropogenic global warming based on the emissions of carbon and methane are drooling retards.
Yep. Warming has been relatively stable for the past 14,000 years. Humans have a very small effect, but warming is inevitable. CO2 is good for plants anyway.

>> No.18113806

>>18113675
Breast envy is an interesting fetish. The psychological ones are always more fascinating to me as an outsider.
>>18113737
Did you also tell us this was a nothing burger and you and the staff was laughing about it a month ago?

>> No.18113810
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18113810

>massive unemployment
>zero consumer spending
>factories shut down world wide
>supply chains in shambles
>shipments delayed weeks
>impending bankruptcies
>impending foreclosures
>oil continues to plummet
>no chance of restarting soon
>thousands about to die this weekend
>bond yields near zero
>interest rates near zero
>infinite QE
STONKS ONLY GO UP!

>> No.18113817

>>18113429
no we don't, we are just smart enough to see how fucking inflated the markets were. how companies that had no business existing like Boeing are unironically soaring when they should be hitting new historic lows. FED is pumping the markets no doubt, and it will end tragically because average users such as 4chinz people won't know when they will stop inflating the markets, but wall street will, and wall street is going to rape the average user with this. it's actually criminal, and I have a hard time accepting the reality that the white house would do such shit to the average murican.

>> No.18113820

>stock buybacks bad!
>infinite QE good!
>Green candles every day! God bless America!

>> No.18113822

>>18113621
>What are you planning to do tomorrow?
Monitor some oversold stocks, watch for runs, buy, put a stop loss order to keep me from losing money, watch the run, when I see a reversal coming, sell. I don't know if this is a genuine rebound or a "return to normal" part of the crash cycle, So I don't like the idea of holding anything for too long.

>> No.18113823

>>18113763
because every US industry is just going to get bailed out and stop paying for shit and basically rob the banks AND get bailed out at the same time and the US government will play the fool and pretend not to notice just so they can keep the pretty line going up as high as possible...

places like d&b, cruise industries need to die a painfully slow horrible death but they won't fucking let them. boomer relics of the past, need to go away like blockbuster

>>18113759
its like 25+C in iran retard

>> No.18113832

>>18113810
>impending bankruptcies
What bankruptcies anon? Fed will give them free money and it'll be okay.

brrrrrrrrr haha

>> No.18113837

>>18113810
Priced in

>> No.18113839
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18113839

OH NO NO NO BILLY BOY
YOU GOT TOO COCKYYYYYYY

>> No.18113841

>>18113775
nah its in the epicenter of one of the biggest metropolitians in the world and the price has remained stable since the housing market recovered around 2012

>> No.18113844

>>18113768
I like RDS because in addition to playing oil and gas they have alternative ways of making cash and even properties that could be used for later investments such as electric vehicles.

>> No.18113851
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18113851

Anyone else catch this shit?

>> No.18113852

>>18113742
I'd expect some measurable variation but the problem is accumulation over the last century. One year of lower emissions doesn't reverse it.

>> No.18113864

>>18113675
Nope.

>> No.18113865

>>18113698
It’s literally a fucking flu retard and with donaldo trumpenstein sending the goyim back to work by Easter these claims are meaningless. However you can believe what you want. It’ll be funny seeing you come back here with a sad bobo reaction image saying
>tfw shorted the bottom
Looking forward to it, personally.

>> No.18113878

>>18113832
How big do you have to get before the government guarantees you as "too big to fail"?

>> No.18113879

>>18113851
i don't know stock astrology sorry

>> No.18113884

>>18113546
you not ever holding a girls hand

>> No.18113885
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>>18113295
>No, because of the stimulus bill.
I do not understand

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>>18113783
>>18113770

This sort of capitulation is a huge signal for me to sell my calls and switch back to puts, just fyi boyos.

>> No.18113892

>>18113823
It’s not the only factor
And 77F is not “warm” as far as I’m concerned. Summer in the cities is much hotter, and that’s where I’d be most concerned.

Honestly I don’t know much about the on the ground conditions in Iran, they still huddled in fear of government machine guns?

>> No.18113895

>>18113817
they have learned over the last 40 years that they can get away with doing this every decade and hoarding more and more of our wealth. lets not even talk about boeing, look at the fucking cruiselines and airline companies. it is a farce. carnival has been green for like 2 weeks straight

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>>18113789
I got in at 135, dawg. I was in at 100 but I got spooked monday and sold at small gains. Had to reenter around that range. Still up nearly 70% though. Feels good.

>> No.18113908

>>18113770
>saying it’s the bottom definitively
That’s like rule number 1. Always bet against /biz/

>> No.18113910

>>18113907
>>18113907
>>18113907
>>18113907
NEW

>> No.18113911

>>18113851
you're going to have to clarify

>> No.18113916

>>18113851
which shit in particular are you referring?

>> No.18113920

>>18113878
it's not about how big, it's about how jewish you are.

>> No.18113922

>>18113895
It went down in a straight line, this is a short cover rally and it’s pretty fucking obvious.

>> No.18113932

>>18113322
Based.
Honestly though I was hoping for another week of paid vacation.

>> No.18113931

>>18113887
like anyone gives a shit about your pleb takes

>> No.18113935

>>18113759
It was 73° on Mardis Gras where it spread like a wildfire

>> No.18113946

>>18113878
you have to be a valuable asset to the nation. Major staples of the modern lifestyle and economy.
they will weekend at bernie's the shit out of them any day of the week.

>> No.18113972

>>18113865
>just a flu bro
>literally 4x the next highest point in the last 50 years

Yeah, this isn't "just" the flu, there are so many retards like you who think this crash was caused solely by corona that makes this dead cat bounce rally so predictable.

>> No.18113984

>>18113922
nah i firmly belive this is the bottom for companies like this.

>> No.18113992

>>18113837
Is the moldy stale bread you'll be getting from the gov bread lines priced in cuckboy?

>> No.18113995

>>18113885
Loled at that pic

>> No.18114096
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The thing that I don't understand is why people think that boeing should be 300 ever again, liek that isn't grossly inflated

>> No.18114144

>>18113879
>>18113911
>>18113916
2.5 Million off hours sales of SPY shares. Happened about 20 minutes ago.
If you see 4k off hours it's usually minor but notable. 2.5 million is suspicious

>> No.18114194

So will the house pass the "check bill" on friday? I figure the hype and backlash if they don't will basically force them to pass it. Plus you know the whole spike in dead bodies.

>> No.18114204

>>18114144
Fed poomp, get used to it.

>> No.18114233

>>18113839
Did Bill Gates buy puts with all his wealth?

>> No.18114258

>>18114144
What about the large order of puts for later this year on spy? Some anon posted a pic of it earlier today iirc.

>> No.18114337

>>18114194
It would not have made it through senate democrats if it wouldn't.

>> No.18114448

>>18113553
Buy otm call and a put. Wait for market to crab and sell each when they are high.

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>>18113518

>> No.18114595

>>18114096
Have you been paying attention since powell turned on his printer? Nothing matters anymore. Everything is priced in. Stocks only go up.

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sp and dow rose like 5% but Tesla tanked. Should I short it?

>> No.18114838

>>18113183
Take out the stairwell when shit goes sideways.

>> No.18115079

>>18113102
Chip the dip?

>> No.18115144

Never will I sell my divvy stocks, why sell when I just let the divvies pile up instead? Then after 26 years or so just flip off the reinvestment switch and let all that money just accumulate in my account instead. Now my funds that's a different mater, those I'll have to sell, a bit of a time mind you if the situation calls for it. When I die it'll be up to my heirs to decide what will happen to my divvy stocks. But who knows, I may decide to screw them all in my will before that happens. Time will dictate my actions.

>> No.18115172

>>18112885
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/overnights/489764-overnight-energy-epa-suspends-enforcement-of
why?

>> No.18115223

>>18113232
It's like on of the top websites for econ data, you should have heard of it already. At the very least you can see the name of it twice in the picture