/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18111348]

Bull trap or not edition

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>>18110126

[Anonymous No.18111364]

doomers will never be rich and that makes me happy

[Anonymous No.18111367]

BULLS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18111373]

>>18111348
Anon dying has already been priced in
Anime is priced in
Yellowstone is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18111379]

I don’t respect women, bros

[Anonymous No.18111381]

>>18111348
>Bull trap edition
But not a trap hentai as the link
BAKA

[Anonymous No.18111386]

Fourth for bulls btfo

[Anonymous No.18111387]

FUCK THE FED

[Anonymous No.18111406]

Bull that sold the close here. Tomorrow is a bear day.

[Anonymous No.18111407]

>>18111381
>Trap hentai

[Anonymous No.18111408]

Sitting pretty comfy in all cash waiting to see where things go from here.

[Anonymous No.18111411]

futures are still red..........................

[Anonymous No.18111420]

see >>18111385

[Anonymous No.18111419]

>>18111408
Same
>>18111406
If it is I might actually buy in with a small amount.

[Anonymous No.18111421]

>>18111408
You should be in gold.

They are inflating away your cash.

[Anonymous No.18111423]

>>>>The Fed isn't really responsible for a significant majority of stock market growth right?

[Anonymous No.18111424]

PRICED IN:
Infinite Money
Virus Cure
Dead Seniors Asset Distros
Baby Boom
Cruise Line Renaissance
Trump 2020
BULL RUN DOW 50K

[Anonymous No.18111431]

120k burgers being rona'd by monday

[Anonymous No.18111432]

Quick do i LONG or SHORT?

[Anonymous No.18111433]

>>18111348
The final push today on Dow and S&P seemed like a fake bitcoin push, the market is so fucking rigged. FED printing money and buying stocks... What a joke

[Anonymous No.18111434]

>>18111411
are you blind?

[Anonymous No.18111435]

>>18111411
It literally doesn't fucking matter anymore, fuck fed.

[Anonymous No.18111445]

Who else here holding pot?

[Anonymous No.18111447]

>>18111421
Said the fucking gold broker.
Safe haven tax isn't worth it unless you get in before the rise to ride the bull or you REALLY think shit is gonna go real bad and it's cutting your losses.

[Anonymous No.18111449]

>>18111411
checked, also things usually dip during the COVID briefing especially with that woman talking

[Anonymous No.18111451]

>>18111421
>You should be in gold.
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.18111453]

>>18111407
Uncultured

[Anonymous No.18111454]

>>18111432
Yes

[Anonymous No.18111464]

>>18111432
medium

[Anonymous No.18111468]

>>18111408
Based cashbro.

[Anonymous No.18111472]

>>18111432
short. bulls will be btfo tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18111475]

Futures are red but it doesn't fucking matter, none of this matters, I don't what to do, do I try to time jewrome's pumps and risk getting double fucked if they dry up unexpectedly or do I assume that a crash is inevitable in the short term and just sit tight? And if your answer has anything to do with corona being a nothingburger then go fuck yourself, my question is about how long can we expect the market to detach itself from the reality of our economy being FUCKED? Can't the whales who are responsible for all this movement just dump whenever they feel like it? What does anything mean anymore?

[Anonymous No.18111476]

>>18111447
Dude im just saying they are printing money like its the sovier union.

The dollar is falling against all other world currencies.

You are not fucking comfy in USD right now.

[Anonymous No.18111480]

>>18111445
I've got a mason jar in my fridge.

[Anonymous No.18111481]

>>18111433
Tbf. we do not really care who buys our stocks as long as they go up, right?
I couldnt care less if the FED takes over 30% of American companies

[Anonymous No.18111494]

First

[Anonymous No.18111497]

>>18111434
are you retarded

[Anonymous No.18111498]

Buy ventilator stocks short term

[Anonymous No.18111500]

>>18111494
lol

[Anonymous No.18111511]

I love the big nosed journalist.

[Anonymous No.18111512]

>>18111468
Source?

[Anonymous No.18111513]

>>18111476
This is nothing new. We have been doing this for decades if not centuries.
Even if USD is a bubble it's one that we won't allow to pop. Everyone leans on the USD.
How much they print is irrelevant. Inflation is just as manageable as any other market fluctuations.

[Anonymous No.18111518]

>>18111475
dude relax, you're too tense.

[Anonymous No.18111520]

Hmm, if those fuckers in the house fail to pass the "check bill" I wonder who will snuff them first, some of the pissed off unemployed workers who have zero to loose cause hey the Virus will get them anyway or the Virus?

[Anonymous No.18111526]

Rates hit negative today.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/short-term-yields-go-negative-in-scramble-for-cash-11585227369

[Anonymous No.18111533]

WHAT THE FUCK I GOT A PHONECALL AND MISSED THE CONFERENCE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???

DID FAUCI GET THE AXE OR DID HE TOE THE LINE?? MAYBE GIVE A HINT THAT HES LEANING TOWARDS THE SEASONALITY ARGUEMENT????

[Anonymous No.18111540]

Man, I'm just not smart enough to buy in right now, I've gotta give it a few weeks

I just cant make any fucking sense of what the market is doing

[Anonymous No.18111545]

I made 2 dollars today

[Anonymous No.18111549]

I'm just gonna buy back into market with set chunks of cash.

[Anonymous No.18111551]

>>18111475
>What does anything mean anymore?
The true goal of EVERYTHING. All media, all information, all leading up to a single goal. To make the public ask this very question.

[Anonymous No.18111552]

My country (Brazil) is voting something that would allow the government to get a compulsory loan from companies worth more than 1 billion BRL worth 10% of profits.
Never been happier that I'm getting some of my money out of this clown country.

[Anonymous No.18111553]

>>18111348
22500 can go fuck itself, sell.

[Anonymous No.18111558]

>>18111512
Fire Punch.

[Anonymous No.18111560]

>>18111518
Sorry. I feel pressured to trade and make money again quickly because I have to convert my currency when I go back to school abroad. I just barely have enough right now to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.18111563]

>>18111379

[Anonymous No.18111570]

>>18111540
Thats why stock picking/buying and selling is a meme.

[Anonymous No.18111573]

>>18111549
I'm thinking about it too. Going to use the Kelly criterion and treat it like high steaks gambling with better odds.
Got any growers you are watching?

[Anonymous No.18111575]

This piece of shit better crash harder than the fucking twin towers or I fucking swear on me mum

[Anonymous No.18111577]

V SHAPED RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.18111583]

>>18111445
I've got a pipe in my hand but legal company stocks are shitcoin tier

[Anonymous No.18111591]

What we all eating tonight?
>chicken and corn chowder with copious garlic and onion

[Anonymous No.18111595]

>>18111545

[Anonymous No.18111606]

>>18111533
Fauci said he likes the seasonality argument yesterday. I didn't watch his bit today. Nothing unusual about your pic related statement. Everybody is waiting for the curve to plateau and start coming back down. It'll be a little while longer though. Probably a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18111607]

Bears I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.18111615]

>>18111558
>using my own smug anime .png to hurt me

[Anonymous No.18111618]

>>18111570
nah this is just an absolute fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18111621]

>>18111348
Why the fuck did Boeing stock tank for a moment at closing today?

[Anonymous No.18111624]

>>18111591
Pork tenderloin, stew, and dumplings.

[Anonymous No.18111627]

>>18111348
>4 mil unemployed
>pandemic rips through the world
>president wants to end shutdown early causing further deaths
markets be like

[Anonymous No.18111628]

>>18111591
Other half of the frozen pizza I made yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18111634]

>>18111560
well tbf, i'm sure you've noticed the rapid change in sentiment around here recently. heavily bearish to heavily bullish in 2 days time. now think. does that really make sense? or are 90% of human beings incapable of thinking for themselves and just blindly follow what they think the masses believe? we are a pathetic species.

[Anonymous No.18111641]

>>18111591
oatmeal with crunchy peanut butter

[Anonymous No.18111645]

>>18111573
I was considering yolo-ing united airlines but that's probably retarded.

[Anonymous No.18111652]

>>18111627
>X be like

[Anonymous No.18111653]

>>18111591
leftover shit in a burrito

[Anonymous No.18111664]

>>18111627
The nothingburger has been priced in. We're going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.18111665]

You can fuck yourself at 22400 as well, sell.

[Anonymous No.18111667]

>>18111634
BULL HYPE.
BUY BUY BUY.

If you take time to stop and think the recovering V chad market will leave you in the dust.

[Anonymous No.18111672]

I have 25 4/27 240p on SPY. How long will this bull trap last? Should I roll them out further?

[Anonymous No.18111673]

>>18111573
>>18111549
>when people stop trying to find the bottom is when it hits

Thanks ya'll.

[Anonymous No.18111677]

>>18111634
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18111678]

$GME puts
$LVS PUTS
$PLNT PUTS
$BA CALLS

[Anonymous No.18111681]

>>18111621
Maybe, just for a second, a single person blinded by negative thoughts and envy, sold because he thought that shutting down all plants, not having flying planes and the collapse of all air travel, paired with the failings of a shitty company are in fact NOT bullish.

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.18111684]

lol wut

[Anonymous No.18111686]

>>18111618
It is over the long term.

[Anonymous No.18111693]

>>18111406
You’re a fucking retard.
>>18111408
You too.

If you’re not all in on SPY calls, you deserve to be poor. I hope all of you bearniggers drink yourselves to death once your puts expire worthless.

Lmao at your life.

[Anonymous No.18111696]

>>18111607
Shhhh bearbro just go to sleep now. You'll be reborn as a beautiful strong muscled bull and graze upon infinite green pastures with your long veiny genitals swaying in the wind.

[Anonymous No.18111699]

>>18111591
A nothingburger

[Anonymous No.18111702]

>>18111497
europoor trash, get a real feed

[Anonymous No.18111703]

>>18111591
Probably a sandwich and a protein shake.
I've been trying out nutrabol lately and I'm hungry as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18111710]

This weekend will set the direction of the market since Trump is going to decide whether or not to lift lockdowns then. Bet calls if it reopens, puts if he's going to keep the lockdowns past easter.

[Anonymous No.18111713]

>>18111621
somebody actually looked up a list of their projects and realized all of them end in scandal and lawsuits

[Anonymous No.18111718]

>>18111627
>be like

[Anonymous No.18111722]

>>18111475
The crash already happened, my guy.

[Anonymous No.18111723]

>>18111684
>Less time at work
>More time buying F, BA and GE
Subarashi!

[Anonymous No.18111736]

>>18111684
exactly, they can fuck themselves if they think there's a market for what they're asking.

[Anonymous No.18111742]

>>18111645
I'm not so sure. The fed has an interest in keeping airlines up. They will prop the shit out of them to keep them floating.
I would invest in essentials. I'm thinking Airlines, Banks, Online stores, and Tech are all decent bets.

[Anonymous No.18111744]

>>18111591
A roll of toilet paper

[Anonymous No.18111747]

>>18111621

The company is dead on its feet with nothing really to look forward to. Cutting corners with pajeets killed the company.

[Anonymous No.18111748]

NVAX puts
X puts
GE puts (never ever printing)

Basically just hedging my stocks but I’d love for a red day

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18111756]

>>18111653
what kind of left over shit? do you just throw all your left overs in a tortilla and call it good? are you a mexican and all your leftovers are beans and rice anyway?

[Anonymous No.18111759]

>>18111681
>>18111713
Trump singled out Boeing in one of his recent press conferences. The US government will literally never let Boeing fail.

[Anonymous No.18111767]

>>18111722
nothing happened to justify a 30% retracement except Trump's easter meme which by this point it should be obvious isn't happening

[Anonymous No.18111769]

>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal

[Anonymous No.18111773]

>>18111475
Just buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18111774]

>>18111718
Not sure what you mean

I mean I made a good point.

Trump is doing great tho.

/s

[Anonymous No.18111782]

3/31 SPY 280c

[Anonymous No.18111783]

How do I play bond yields shooting back up? Can you short that? Should I buy bonds now and have those bonds be more valuable later as yields rise? How the hell do bonds work?

[Anonymous No.18111785]

>>18111634
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.18111789]

22450, still not buying shit.

[Anonymous No.18111793]

>>18111667
based retard doesn't use brain

[Anonymous No.18111799]

>>18111627
>unemployed not coming back for 4 months until federal unemployment supplement expires
PUMP IT JEROME! YOU CAN OWN THE WORLD!

[Anonymous No.18111805]

>>18111769
SPY by mid april will drop another 30% if not more. screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.18111807]

>money only just cleared in trading account
>markets sky rocket

FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY DID MY BEAR BROS LET ME DOWN

[Anonymous No.18111808]

>>18111421
Beore inflation comes deflation. If you're not in USD right now your dumb.

[Anonymous No.18111812]

Bobros, I'm losing faith. I am still on 70k cash, do I wait or go all in tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18111813]

>>18111774
that spacing. those phrases.
Self Awareness: None.

[Anonymous No.18111818]

>>18111785
either way, stop loss on all my buys

[Anonymous No.18111819]

>>18111672
Wait until April 1st to re-evaluate.

[Anonymous No.18111828]

>>18111627

[Anonymous No.18111829]

>>18111693
same smooth brain posting same gay image you're gonna be poor tomorrow fag

[Anonymous No.18111839]

>>18111591
leftovers of this taco/burrito thing i made, not too bad tbqh
white rice, canned black beans, canned chicken plus other shit

[Anonymous No.18111842]

>>18111627
Niggers are black

[Anonymous No.18111844]

>Fed has entirely replaced payroll, revenue, and trade
Economics literally BTFO

[Anonymous No.18111846]

>>18111693
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18111847]

>>18111767
>nothing happened to justify a 30% retracement
Yeah besides the markets dumping for the past month straight harder than they've ever dumped before. You ever consider that maybe a 30% contraction off the top over the course of a single month is a bit of an overreaction to a fucking flu?

Markets don't move in straight lines dude, we're going to bull for a while, probably bear for a while after that, then bull again and repeat over and over until shit is back to normal. Welcome to the crab market.

[Anonymous No.18111849]

>>18111767
Large swarths of the country remain unaffected by the Chinese virus. It doesn't make sense to lockdown places with barely any cases. It's probably just 6 or 7 states that require quarantines. The market is also rebounding because Trump has said confirmed these lockdowns won't last months like the media has been spouting.

[Anonymous No.18111850]

>record jobless claims
>usa numba wan in coronavirus numbers
>line go up
nigger tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.18111853]

>>18111759
I was a rocket nerd before I started trading, I know damn well Boeing is too big to even be fucking gently reprimanded. If Boeing didn't have several states GDP worth of lobbyists, NASA would be finishing off development on the Bridenstein Stack.

[Anonymous No.18111855]

>>18111702
this is from a feed i programmed myself you brainlet. obvious boomer is obvious

[Anonymous No.18111861]

Is DCA'ing bear ETFs right now a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.18111862]

>>18111844
But it can't replace labor which is why this thing will come crashing down.

[Anonymous No.18111863]

I just say fuck it with the selling part. My positions only 4 I plan to sell. Three won't be sold for a very long time yet, they're growing still. The other one is more of a short term deal but right now it's still cooking as well. I'm more of a buy and hold type. The other positions all pay out divvies so I'm content to let them grow for a long time yet. It's not like I need the money I got tied up into this now or anything.

[Anonymous No.18111864]

>>18111812
My plan is:
If friday is red: Wait until right before close, then buy in before the pump
If friday is green, wait till monday.

>>18111844
>2022
>Fed replaces all forms of gouvernment with infinite QE beyond all human imagination

[Anonymous No.18111865]

>>18111812
All in in what?

[Anonymous No.18111866]

>>18111693
You should have bought puts, buddy. I personally tried to warn you many times here.

[Anonymous No.18111873]

>>18111842
blacks are niggers

[Anonymous No.18111878]

That press briefing really sucked, but at least Lookner is spazzing
>>18111756
No, today it looks like potatoes, ham, and I'll probably add some eggs to that as well.

[Anonymous No.18111879]

>>18111475
Will you retards stop relying on futures ALREADY?!??!?! It used to be people were smart enough to know futures ultimately don't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.18111886]

>>18111805
Considering SPY just went up 17% in 3 days, 30% drop sounds reasonable.

[Anonymous No.18111889]

>>18111861
Well that's what I've been doing since monday it's worked out FANTASTICALLY so fucking far.

[Anonymous No.18111891]

Tired of these retarded bearniggers who can’t understand the fucking markets.

[Anonymous No.18111893]

Lads, what's the plan of action tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18111896]

>>18111627
Boomers and wagies dying from the virus is literally bullish. I can totally understand why rumors of returning to normal operation would drive the stock market up.

Remember, this is an economic system that is okay with paying unliveable wages because it can just import slave labor from brown countries, and they'll accept lower standards of living.

[Anonymous No.18111898]

>>18111847
>the fucking flu
>literally 1/3rd of global population and 2/3rds of global GDP is under lockdown
Even if you're stupid enough to think it's a flu, and I'm done arguing with those retards, the reaction has been a global economic catastrophe on the scale of a massive solar flare or asteroid impact.

[Anonymous No.18111900]

People finally realizing that the last 300 years of history have all been planned and coordinated by the kikes.
Millions and millions of people slaughtered and sacrificed for the creation of Israel all funded by market manipulation and foreign aid.

[Anonymous No.18111901]

>>18111812
real bobros outlast the bullfags. your day is coming fellow bobo

[Anonymous No.18111904]

>tfw 21 year old neet no job ever
dont think im getting trumpbux lads

[Anonymous No.18111905]

>>18111829
SEETHING BEARNIGGER
Sorry your puts are down 50% today, tranny.

[Anonymous No.18111910]

>>18111891
assume it's mostly /pol/ habbening simps

[Anonymous No.18111920]

>>18111889
wdym

[Anonymous No.18111923]

>>18111634
this
you can basically decide whether to be long/short based on the number & cockiness of bull/bear posters here (do the opposite of whatever is most prevalent)

[Anonymous No.18111925]

Did anyone watch the trump conference? What'd he say

[Anonymous No.18111928]

>>18111847
not a crab market if you can still make heavy profits on options nerd

[Anonymous No.18111930]

>>18111861
decay and cotango are your enemy. Nevermind if the market goes up

[Anonymous No.18111931]

>>18111898
>Even if you're stupid enough to think it's a flu, and I'm done arguing with those retards, the reaction has been a global economic catastrophe on the scale of a massive solar flare or asteroid impact.
Yeah and that is because governments are completely overreacting to everything. Locking down entire countries because 80 year olds are dying is lunacy.

[Anonymous No.18111939]

Which stocks do I invest in?

[Anonymous No.18111941]

I think this is the market trying desperately to get back to a "normalcy", but its going to fall apart once the stimulus passes (buying on the rumor, selling on the news, so to speak). Shit is still fucked, people aren't going to go out, and yes the companies might have a bunch of liquidity but if it only took a few months of nobody buying, then we're going to be back here in by the end of May.
I've averaged down my April, June, and July puts, and I've gotten some side money by buying ITM calls as SPY went up. I expect Friday to be green as well (and honestly, expect most days up until the final stimulus package is passed to be green). So I'm holding overnight SPY calls.

[Anonymous No.18111949]

I'm all in SQQQ I'm scared bros

[Anonymous No.18111952]

>>18111866
this guy is a real bobro when it matters most. bulls are gonna look like fucking morons tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18111956]

I’m sooo
Fucking unsure...

>>18111634
Sentiment is still not as bullish as it was a week or so ago.
>>18111634
Perhaps it’s pathetic. Maybe it’s advantageous often enough.

[Anonymous No.18111958]

>>18111920
I mean I'm down 80%.

[Anonymous No.18111964]

the lesson I learned from getting raped by this fake and gay bubble:

never spend all your cash on short positions, at least 50-80% of your shorts plus cash as cash. Because cash itself is the best short position.

[Anonymous No.18111969]

>>18111862
robotics will do that, that was the end goal of the virus

[Anonymous No.18111971]

>>18111931
It’s because we actually love our families, bugman

[Anonymous No.18111974]

>>18111949
nasdaq going up another 10% tomorrow sorry bro. you will probably never see another red day again.

[Anonymous No.18111976]

>be me
>open smg
>reply “priced in” to a random post
>close browser

[Anonymous No.18111985]

>>18111736
We knew that last week tho

>>18111956

[Anonymous No.18111986]

>>18111939
My list is V, MA, KO, NVDA, AMD, MSFT, AAPL, GOOGL. Maybe some travel stocks.
All the usual suspects

[Anonymous No.18111989]

>>18111905
just bought my puts today fuckin queer. i'm gonna be so comfy tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18111996]

BROS I JUST GOT OFF OF THE PHONE WITH TRUMP, ISRAEL, SOROS, AND XI

>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
>THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN
THE DEATH OF ALL HUMANITY HAS BEEN PRICED IN

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.18111997]

Is there anything that isn't priced in?

[Anonymous No.18111995]

>>18111971
Sorry but your 80 year old great gamgam isn't long for this world anyway.

[Anonymous No.18111998]

>>18111976
based

[Anonymous No.18112001]

>>18111931
Okay, whatever. Believe what you want. What matters is that the global economy is at a total standstill and you have companies that will have zero revenue this quarter who's stock prices are rising. Is that not fucked up?

[Anonymous No.18112002]

>>18111976
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18112004]

>>18111949
Why? Just hold it its gonna go up again at some point

[Anonymous No.18112006]

>>18111949
If markets are still green somehow tomorrow I'm not sure what I'll do
Fuck the fed I hate this

[Anonymous No.18112013]

>>18111989
Oof, this one is going in my cringe collection for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18112014]

>>18111986
Good list
Into this recession tho I like cl clx cost
Maybe VZ
>>18111985
>>18111956

[Anonymous No.18112019]

This just in----boboniggers realize that buying the dip is the ultimate short-----im getting reports that "its not a loss if you dont sell"------worrying trends here for the market

[Anonymous No.18112023]

futures were red last night btw

[Anonymous No.18112022]

>>18111976
PRICED IN, I SAY

[Anonymous No.18112027]

>>18112001
It's not fucked up because the stock market isn't the economy retard.

[Anonymous No.18112028]

>>18111976
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18112031]

>>18111976
Based and priced in pilled

[Anonymous No.18112036]

I don't think DOW is gonna fall under 20k in the next decade again
Covid19 doesnt seem really that severe
Buy now and get a medium benefit or buy high in a month and sell in another low thatll come in 5 years

[Anonymous No.18112040]

>>18111976

[Anonymous No.18112041]

>>18111971
the bugman won this, because they obey authority blindly and are already communist in name at least to start with

the solution to shutting a pandemic down fast is exactly the sort if crazy authoritarian national house arrest that China did

Italy never did this until too late, they let people out relatively more freely (to walk dogs, for instance).

America won't even agree to that much. It's going to be a slaughter.

[Anonymous No.18112042]

>>18111997
Good news hasn't been priced in, or we wouldn't have risen so high.
I'd also guess that massive riots haven't been priced in but that doesn't seem likely either.

[Anonymous No.18112044]

They can take their 22400 and shove it, sell.

[Anonymous No.18112045]

>>18112006
what did you expect to happen? The large banks and institutions weren't going to take advantage of the Fed free money?

Dont Fight The Fed

[Anonymous No.18112046]

>>1811200
Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

[Anonymous No.18112050]

>DAX futures -0.7%
why the fuck even? something bad happening in germany I'm not aware of?

[chris farley No.18112062]

>>18111348
as we near the apocalypse SDOW looks all the more tasty. I'm deep in SQQQ. how do bobos feel bout SDOW now? it's at 45, tomorrow after EOD pump it cuold be lower.

[Anonymous No.18112064]

>>18112004
it literally won't, it will decay

[Anonymous No.18112066]

>>18112040
Need a CEO of priced in

[Anonymous No.18112068]

>>18112014
>>18111985
>>18111956
Oops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.18112071]

>>18112050
>Oh no not -0.7%!
Omfg it's nothing

[Anonymous No.18112074]

>>18112042
>massive riots aren't priced in
they are.

[Anonymous No.18112075]

I wish my brokerage wasn't shitty and I could transfer money instantly instead of having to wait 4 fucking days for them to register it
I need to buy more cheapies rn

[Anonymous No.18112076]

>>18112050
Don't worry. Infinite QE means the US Fed is actually the money printer for the entire world

[Anonymous No.18112077]

>>18111976
BASED

[Anonymous No.18112084]

>>18111861
DCA'ing into bear ETFs is almost never a good idea in anything but extremely short-term timeframes.
I'm not a bull or a bear, but it's very high risk and shouldn't be done by anyone who doesn't know exactly what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.18112087]

>>18111956
there's obviously a reason why most people blindly follow. you'd be stupid not to 100,000 years ago. but to those who can realize the mental trap their instinct forces them into, success awaits.

[Anonymous No.18112096]

>>18112064
Lol right, we will never see another big red day during this whole pandemic...

[Anonymous No.18112097]

EVERYONE STOP TRADING NOW
EVERYONE STOP TRADING NOW
EVERYONE STOP TRADING NOW!!!!


The bulls told me everything is priced in from now until the end of the earth! THE MARKET PRICED ITSELF IN! PACK IT IN!

[Anonymous No.18112098]

>>18112041
The problem with Italy wasn't their response time it's that their entire healthcare staff ended up contracting the virus and spreading it to the most fragile people in the country who were in the hospital already with various diseases. It was purely due to healthcare staff not taking proper precautions when treating highly infectious individuals.

[Anonymous No.18112099]

>tfw Stock market is only game in town.
Get your dollars in before they're worthless...

[Anonymous No.18112103]

>>18112064
We have such a huge influx of retards holding onto shit like that with no clue the negative thetas going on in the long run it literally hurts to still see them so bearish.

[Anonymous No.18112106]

>>18112001
>Is that not fucked up?
It is fucked up but that's why value investors are the ultimate longchads. They only buy shit that's super cheap and guaranteed not to lose too much money and then sell it only when it's inflated later. They sit on massive stacks of cash for years until they see opportunities.

[Anonymous No.18112108]

>>18112075
Your broker is shit. I transferred the money and they gave me funds for buying instantly until the transfer clears.

[Anonymous No.18112110]

>>18112068

[Anonymous No.18112113]

>>18112027
The stock market is, in theory, a fair market value of slices of corporate ownership. Free cash flows will be a significant part of that valuation, so will debt. Debt will be skyrocketing and cash flows going to zero, for an entire quarter. How does this raise firm valuation?

[Anonymous No.18112117]

Can someone tell me in retard language the difference between buying and selling a call or buying and selling a put?
Also is doing spreads overall the better play to be making in options trading?

[Anonymous No.18112119]

Is there ANYTHING buyable right now?
The only red I’m seeing are like... SJM?

>>18112084
Yeah I fucked myself... again doing this

[Anonymous No.18112121]

WW3 is RAGING
AND IT IS PRICED IN
>inb4sauce BTFO

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18112122]

>>18111878
nice.. i might do something similar

[Anonymous No.18112123]

>>18112013
same bud:) probably won't see you around tomorrow though. poor bullfag is gonna be crying for his mommy

[Anonymous No.18112124]

>>18112097
T. Seething bear who doesn't know how to price in panic.

[Anonymous No.18112127]

>>18111812
Is it already in ur brokerage? If not it does take a while to transfer it.

[Anonymous No.18112128]

>>18111976
baste

[Anonymous No.18112129]

>>18112108
which one do you use?
sadly I dont have many alternatives because I'm a second worlder

[Anonymous No.18112137]

Long-term bullfags are getting assraped next month. Sell your calls while you can. Capitulation is the next station.

[chris farley No.18112138]

>>18112062
anyone?

[Anonymous No.18112142]

>>18112098
Someday brainlets will realize that hospitals were a fucking mistake and they'll separate out the various functions to isolate infectious individuals from non-infectious patients. There's literally no reason to put infectious people in the same building as immunocompromised individuals.

[Anonymous No.18112146]

>>18112119
>Is there ANYTHING buyable right now?
No. The market is poisoned.

[Anonymous No.18112147]

>>18112123
You might want to take the crystal ball out of your ass and clean it before making predictions about the future.

[Anonymous No.18112148]

>>18112023
it was a different kind of red last night

[Anonymous No.18112150]

>>18112124

>t. bull who doesn't understand basic statistics.

Sorry you are about to get fucked in the ass bull. lmao.

[Anonymous No.18112152]

>>18112098
Yes, and American hospitals are desperately crying out that they're being asked to reuse disposable gear and aren't properly equipped or protected. It will be an exact repeat but worse.

[Anonymous No.18112157]

How do I short /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18112158]

>>18112129
Sorry USA only here.

[Anonymous No.18112166]

>>18111481
Bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18112168]

>>18112110
Thanks that ones good too but I only have it on my PC

Really curious to see what the market does tomorrow... might be bullish if they wait to pass it next week.

[Anonymous No.18112170]

>>18111348
I'm only here for the educational links, and its been secret meeting for too many threads. I demand a recount!

[Anonymous No.18112173]

>>18112117
Like a whore you meet on the street.
Agree to a price for next week. Promise to pay her and she will deliver at that price. She wants $5 now for cigarettes. She buys them, comes back, and gives you one. Congratulations. You are now futures trading.

[Anonymous No.18112177]

>>18112150
so according to that graph, you're realistically expecting the market to fall another 40-80% in the upcoming months?
that's being crazy delusional imo

[Anonymous No.18112183]

>>18112106
the only reason I'm making short term plays instead of having just safely dropped mad stacks a week ago is that my net worth is $8k of which half is a 2002 Honda Accord

[Anonymous No.18112184]

>>18112068
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.18112185]

>>18111925
Nothing special. Same as usual.

[Anonymous No.18112186]

>>18111672
im in the same boat with shittier puts, probably going to lose money on those.

[Anonymous No.18112187]

What if I told you that pricing in... has been priced in?

[Anonymous No.18112195]

>>18111976
Oh no no no no no!!!!! He said it to some who said DOW will never be below 20k again.

[Anonymous No.18112201]

>>18112096
NASDAQ will hit 8500 before the infinite money printer turns off and we drop again

by then SQQQ will be trading in the low mid teens instead of the 25-30 range we saw last week

[Anonymous No.18112202]

>>18111997
It's all priced in bro

[Anonymous No.18112204]

>>18112177
>taking the chart as scale
are you being retarded on purpose?

[Anonymous No.18112207]

>>18112152
The solution is that American hospitals cost money and are therefore less crowded with old farts with chronic diseases that practically live in the fucking things due to their health issues. That means less exposure which means less death which means less fear which means recovery.

[Anonymous No.18112209]

>>18112147
you might wanna take that hypocrisy out of your ass. you're predicting it as much as i am retard. only difference is my galaxy brain is calculating while your smooth brain is being a sheep

[Anonymous No.18112212]

Bros, whats stopping me from going long on svxy knowing that in half a year tops I can probably double my investment?

[Anonymous No.18112219]

>>18111513
>We have been doing this for decades if not centuries.
Not on this scale. Infinite QE. Zero bank reserve ratio. Clown world.

[Anonymous No.18112221]

No matter what you say I'll just say priced in

[Anonymous No.18112223]

>>18112177
Bobos unironically wont be happy unless the market goes to an actual zero.

They live in their own little reality.

[Anonymous No.18112225]

>>18112195
Haven't you heard? It's already been p-r-i-c-e-d i-n

[Anonymous No.18112226]

>>18111348
Volume trending downwards on these moves up lads, we might see a free fall tomorrow or monday, be warned.

[Anonymous No.18112227]

>>18112183
Me too man, me too. I considered selling my bitcoin to fund more stock purchases to DCA down, but I had the idea about three hours too late. Now I'm just holding waiting for my next paycheck so I can dump it into oil cheapies, and gambling a couple grand on options hoping to make money.

[chris farley No.18112231]

>>18112201
what goes down must come up?

[Anonymous No.18112233]

22400 can go suck a dick, sell.

[Anonymous No.18112234]

>>18112117
When you buy call you buy the right to buy a certain stock at a certain point, for a certain price. Your risk is limited to the amount you put into the option.
-> Time is working against you and makes the call less valuable over time
-> If your Call expires worthless, thats it. Thats all you lose.
-> Your possible gain is infinite. If the stock goes up 5000% then you can retire with a single call.

When you sell a call you give away the right to buy that stock off of you at a certain price at a certain time. You hope for falling prices.
-> Time is working for you, as the call becomes worth less and less to the buyer
-> Your risk is infinite. If the stock goes up 5000% you apply for bankrupty.

Think about all the up and downsides of options and mirror them.

[Anonymous No.18112235]

OH NO NO NO SMG WE GOT TOO PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18112236]

>>18112207
Medicade covers coronavirus treatment, retard.

[Anonymous No.18112238]

>>18112187
>PRICING IN HAS PRICED IN PRICING IN HAS PRICED IN PRICING IN....

[Anonymous No.18112241]

>>18111684
no jobs is literally a temporary problem. its not like the companies are disappearing or the jobs are going away. once the cash flow starts the jobs resume. the bounceback is probably going to happen in about 2-3 weeks. my prediction is crash soon then spike recovery in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.18112242]

>>18112201
lol

[Anonymous No.18112244]

Infinite QE can literally never turn off. It would make anyone currently holding a US bond get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18112247]

>>18112219
Honk Honk. We already know consequences don't exist at this point.

[Anonymous No.18112250]

>>18112209
Nah the real difference is I have made money being both bearish and bullish and now I'm sitting on the sideline waiting for the wave to recede again watching people who were too greedy as bears get rekt.

[Anonymous No.18112253]

Is the fact that I'm a kissless virgin priced in?

[Anonymous No.18112258]

>>18112207
If we bulldoze ALL hospitals the net benefit to the economy is huuuge. Sick peoples just use up money on medicines. People should die when they get sick. If you have cancer or an accident oh well, life is short.

[Anonymous No.18112262]

is yellow fever priced in?

[Anonymous No.18112263]

>>18112184
That's from a loli hentai visual novel, and is therefore based

[Anonymous No.18112277]

>>18112263
Kys pedo tranny

[Anonymous No.18112278]

>>18112119
>Is there ANYTHING buyable right now?
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18112289]

>>18112236
I'm not talking about coronavirus cases going to the hospital, I'm talking about elderly live-in hospital patients with chronic diseases, there simply aren't as many of those in America because staying in a hospital is expensive as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18112291]

>>18112244
You realize the Fed can reverse inflation by increasing the interest rate right?

[Anonymous No.18112299]

https://robinhood.com/news/article/4ac81f99-1502-36de-b474-e1c4583a74f2

>The last time the Dow went from its bear-market low to a bull market in just three days was from Oct. 6 to Oct. 8, 1931. Then, as now, trading was extremely volatile, with big daily moves both to the upside and the downside.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18112301]

Why does she talk like a teenage ditz?

[Anonymous No.18112302]

>>18112253
how do I buy stocks in this

[Anonymous No.18112304]

>>18112262
There are so many attractive chinks, why post the ugly mongoloid ones?

[chris farley No.18112309]

>>18112262
negligence based genocide priced in.

[Anonymous No.18112312]

>>18112291
Do you remember how the markets reacted the last time that happened?

[Anonymous No.18112314]

>>18112258
We need to bring back the village shaman and psychedelic mushroom healing.

[Anonymous No.18112315]

>>18112119
UVXY

[Anonymous No.18112319]

>>18112262
No because side-way pussy is still fucking over bought. Asian girls are about to get shorted and priced in!

[Anonymous No.18112321]

Is the fact that landlords are going to hang priced in?

[Anonymous No.18112325]

>>18112250
and I haven't? bruh i bought spy puts back in early february. i sold them bitches last week and have been in cash ever since. nice larp btw, your bullishness is extremely obvious. you probably bought the soon-to-be top today LOL

[chris farley No.18112332]

>>18112302
I'd short it then go fuck him myself

[Anonymous No.18112337]

>>18112241
I think we agree short term but I think coronavirus is going to be a problem longer and worse than people realize. New Orleans is about a week behind New York.

>>18112289
No, the difference is American nursing homes barely have any medical capabilities. And also you're just wrong, literally the first cluster in America was a "Lifecare Center"

[Anonymous No.18112336]

>>18112312
So? I can make money off of that too.

[Anonymous No.18112342]

>>18112291
Thus collapsing the bond market and the stock market

[Anonymous No.18112348]

>>18112291
I am not talking about just inflation.
If there is ever a possibility that infinite QE can turn off the smart incentive is to dump whatever bonds you have now because the return will always be higher now than when the tap is closed.

[Anonymous No.18112349]

>>18112309
bro it's just a flu just ignore it LOL it will go away on it's own like Italy did.
Walk your dogs, return to work by Easter.

[Anonymous No.18112372]

Heres the thing DOOMERS, they will NEVER let it fail. It will NEVER fail. Money is the thing that keeps the masses in slavery.

The FED has a plan and it will work. The true elited have so much money they dont need the market, the market is for the slaves.

If the market fails, they lose the slaves

[Anonymous No.18112373]

>>18112342
Good

[Anonymous No.18112375]

>>18112234
Wait, so when I sell my call I risk going into bankruptcy? How? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.18112382]

>>18111956
What does it mean when the line is high in this graph?

[Anonymous No.18112384]

>>18112372
said everyone ever before it failed

[Anonymous No.18112398]

>>18112157
Take everything /biz/ says and bet against it.
Someone actually did an unofficial simulation using that mentality and they were up like 50% in a year.

[Anonymous No.18112402]

>>18112332
thats insider trading

[Anonymous No.18112404]

Longterm stock picks? Gimme gimne your picks

[Anonymous No.18112408]

>>18112299
priced in
>>18112301
just like like pic related. its hot

[Anonymous No.18112412]

>>18112372
I'm a full on cities full of bodies doomer and I don't think the market will fail or collapse or whatever, just that it should be down at 15K not 21K

[Anonymous No.18112424]

>>18112375
When he said sell a call, what he really meant was WRITE a call. The person who writes the call is always on the hook for that call, so don't do that. Only buy calls/puts on the open market, and only sell back those calls/puts or execute them. DO NOT CREATE NEW OPTIONS OR YOU WILL GET FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.18112427]

>>18111348
I figured out the fed guys, they are challenging coronacoin with S&Pcoin. Every time someone dies from corona, they pump.

[Anonymous No.18112428]

>>18112375
when you write a call you do. when you sell a call you originally bought from someone else you don't

[chris farley No.18112429]

>>18112349
>TFW it's a meme
it's more about the bubble bursting, and not being able to stabilize the economy because of the inconvenience of coronaChan.

How do people still not get this?

>inb4 This post is priced in

[Anonymous No.18112434]

>>18112325
Dude my bullishness hasn't changed, you can go through these old threads and see my posts from last weeks saying next week would be green but that's because of so many factors and volatility dropping like a brick. You guys called me retarded and now I sold my amd from 39.80 at 46.00 and enjoying myself at all the bears I goaded into doubling their puts and losing like 16k on dumb fucking bets.

[Anonymous No.18112435]

>>18112398

[Anonymous No.18112438]

buy now or u will miss the train
dow is back on its way to 30k, it'll just stagnate for a long time once its there because of inflation

[Anonymous No.18112440]

>>18111893
Wake up
make coffee
take a shit
shitpost on /biz/

[Anonymous No.18112445]

9/11 was so well priced in that they closed the stock market for 4 days, as no one needed to do any trading anymore

[Anonymous No.18112447]

>all but one of my stocks went down today
>SQQQ still somehow managed to go down too

[Anonymous No.18112450]

>>18111976
Not even the tab, but the whole fucking browser
Why that's kind of based of you don't you think?

[Anonymous No.18112460]

>>18112424
Oh, ok, wew

So who does the making of the puts/calls?

[Anonymous No.18112463]

>>18112447
Do you know how SQQQ even works?

[Anonymous No.18112464]

>>18112438
Yes haha up! Only up! Haha yes!

[Anonymous No.18112474]

>>18111893
LOSING A LOTTA MONEY

[Anonymous No.18112479]

>>18111976
yeah

[Anonymous No.18112482]

>>18112464
you already had the biggest fall since 1930s
if you think it's gonna get worse you're delusional

[Anonymous No.18112487]

Anyone have thoughts on TVIX?

[Anonymous No.18112492]

>>18112429
>it's not about coronaChan
>it's just that with coronaChan in the way everything goes to shit
I'm no here for a semantics argument. IF you can't understand how they aren't related that is on you.
Everything would be fine if our problems didn't exist.

[Anonymous No.18112493]

>>18112463
Other stock go down, it go up.

[chris farley No.18112494]

>>18112440
>priced in

[Anonymous No.18112503]

>>18112212
don't hodl leveraged etfs, their value goes down with time

[Anonymous No.18112506]

>coronavirus victims are literally being packed into refrigerated trucks in New York
>bulls still exist

[Anonymous No.18112509]

>>18112424
>>18112428
I thought writing a call and selling a call were the same thing. How do I make sure I d>>18112429
on't actually write a call?

[Anonymous No.18112524]

For me it was /b/-->/pol/-->/lit/-->/fit/-->/tv/-->/pol/-->/biz/ over the course of ten years

[Anonymous No.18112526]

>>18112460
Other investors/institutions/market makers

[Anonymous No.18112539]

>>18112509
if you don't currently own a call don't "sell" one. if you own x calls do not sell more than x calls.

[Anonymous No.18112551]

>>18112524
/b/ -> /fit/ ->/lit/ ->/pol/ - /biz/

[Anonymous No.18112555]

>>18112460
>who does the making of the puts/calls?

[Anonymous No.18112579]

>>18112506
Goy- I mean people dying en masse in NYC has already been priced in.

[Anonymous No.18112589]

>>18112524
>>18112551
>weren't there for /new1/ or /new2/ or /pol1/ or /pol2/ or /mlpol/
You guys really missed out on a lot of great racism over the years.

[Anonymous No.18112592]

>>18112524
/b/ -> /g/ and /v/ -> /pol/ -> /biz/

[Anonymous No.18112593]

>>18112524
/b/, /pol/, and /tv/ are worthless boards

[Anonymous No.18112596]

>>18112066

[Anonymous No.18112606]

>>18112424
Well wait, that isn't necessarily true. Writing calls and purchasing calls is called a credit covered call. It's a useful way of mitigating risk. You only have to pay the difference in the strike price. The same thing works for put.

And if you have covered calls, that is, if you own 100 shares and you think the stock is going to take a shit, then you can write a call without much worry. It's basically free money. Someone might exercise the call right after they buy it, because they hate you or something, but I'm not sure how risky that is.

[Anonymous No.18112617]

>>18112589
I was there when there were so many fucking ponies the only option was a containment board with immediate pony bans.
And there were still too fucking many ponies. they couldn't hand out enough bans.

[Anonymous No.18112621]

>>18112593
add /biz/ to that list

[chris farley No.18112630]

>>18112524
>>18112551
/b/-->/aco/-->/mlp/-->/hm/-->/fit/-->/pol/-->/b/-->/biz/

[Anonymous No.18112631]

>>18112375
Sorry, I made it even more confusing for you.
Writing an option means creating an option. Every option you buy was created by some entity and then sold to the market.
Selling an option means selling an option you bought from someone else. (It can also mean writing and selling here sometimes, but lets leave that on the side)

Imagine you bought a BA call for 200$ three days ago. The stock rises to new heights and all is fine and dandy. You sell it for a plus of 700%.

Now think of the person on the other end of that trade. The person who wrote that call and offered it to the market. Some person/institution had to write and sell you that call. And they are the ones on the hook for when it gets exercised.

Now imagine BA rising another 300% and the call going up 2000%. The person who wrote that call now is in deep shit.

>>18112424
>When he said sell a call, what he really meant was WRITE a call.
Correct. In my attempt to make it easier I caused unnecessary confusion.

>>18112509
Writing an option means creating an option and selling it to the market.
Selling a call means you bought an option and sell it.

You can never accidentally write an option, no worries.

[Anonymous No.18112635]

>>18112460
if you're not a complete retard you can do certain combinations of buying/selling puts and calls that are actually much less risky than buying options, but the upside is usually limited too

[Anonymous No.18112636]

>>18112589
I know, I "grew out of" 4chan during the first 3 years of college. Fucking missed some great shit I'm sure

[Anonymous No.18112640]

>>18112593
all boards are worthless. All the value comes from the shitposting climate.

[Anonymous No.18112642]

Futures are green

[Anonymous No.18112649]

>>18112593
/v/ and /co/ too. Filthy kiddie fiddlers the lot of them

[Anonymous No.18112661]

>>18112524
For me it was b > v, a, x, pol, g > 8: b, v, pol, > now im back here. Don't browse /b/ since 2012. Came here in 2006.

[Anonymous No.18112664]

>>18112482
Pink ID vs green ID
We’re just getting started

[Anonymous No.18112665]

>>18112606
>Someone might exercise the call right after they buy it, because they hate you or something, but I'm not sure how risky that is.
Because of spread that makes no sense and you earn money from that. You essentially just collect your premium an thats it.

[Anonymous No.18112672]

>>18112642
priced in

[Anonymous No.18112676]

>>18112434
fucking hate pussies like you, whish i had a fat stack i'd go all-in into some cheap 1 to 5 dollars stocks

nice 14% gain please fuck off retarted fuck

[Anonymous No.18112675]

>>18112630
>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.18112684]

>>18112551
>>18112524
/mlp/ (Realized how much autism exists here and never looked back) -> /k/ -> /biz/

[Anonymous No.18112689]

Louisiana up to 2300 cases from 630 a week ago

[Anonymous No.18112692]

>>18112195
https://youtu.be/L_bYB-VY5UA

[Anonymous No.18112697]

>>18112665
Sure but you lose your 100 shares and you have to put in the mental effort to buy them again.

[Anonymous No.18112706]

>>18112482
this, we've still got another year before we see the bottom of this market

[Anonymous No.18112708]

>>18112524
/b/ -> /x/ -> /vg/ -> /d/ -> /biz/

[Anonymous No.18112717]

>>18112697
But you expected them to take dump anyways.

[Anonymous No.18112724]

>>18112617
Are you talking about /co/? Good times.
/mlpol/ was amazing though, solely because all the bots were pointed at the old URL and they never really got around to updating, so you had actual human to human conversation on /pol/ for the first time in years. And then the pony porn scared off reddit. It was so great.

[Anonymous No.18112726]

>futures green
>VIX falling
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18112734]

>>18112676
Ok what ever.

[Anonymous No.18112742]

Since cruises aren't covered in the stimulus should people dump their cruise stocks?

[Anonymous No.18112747]

>>18112717
Yeah but what if your shares are special family heirlooms that have sentimental value, and you called them hoping that it would be fine!

[Anonymous No.18112758]

>>18112697
I wish someone would troll me by constantly buying my stocks above market price

[Anonymous No.18112759]

>>18112742
Don't worry, Jerome's got your back

[Anonymous No.18112762]

this bull run ends tomorrow because i'm putting in 15k bullish bet

[Anonymous No.18112769]

>>18112747
Not grandpas TSLA shares!
NO! GOD DAMN IT!

[Anonymous No.18112770]

>>18112758
HE SURE SHOWED YOU!

[Anonymous No.18112778]

>>18112726
If we continue this to Monday I'll just accept infinite money beats any finite amount of death

[Anonymous No.18112795]

>>18112790
>>18112790
>>18112790

NEW

[Anonymous No.18112797]

>>18112742
Airlines are safe, cruises are not.

[Anonymous No.18112806]

Looking for TSLA for 300

[Anonymous No.18112805]

>>18112642

It's ogre for the bears. We Pamplona now bitch.

[Anonymous No.18112813]

>>18112742
I was planning to buy, and I'm always wrong.
Definitely dump.

[Anonymous No.18112958]

>>18111949
Monday bloody Monday my brother

[Anonymous No.18113057]

>>18111591
I'm American, so naturally a double cheeseburger