/rng/ - R*ddit Nothingburger General

[Anonymous No.18101064]

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FED CANT CURE COVID-19

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STIMULUS BILL CANT BE PASSED ITS A BAILOUT FOR CEOS AND EVEIL CORPS IT DOESNT EVEN PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

>NOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET CANT MOON THERES GORILLIONS DYING IN NYC THE ICUS ARE OVERRUNE THEY ARE PUTTING US IN FEMA CAMPS

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY I MISSED THE BOTTOM ITS NOT FAIR THE V SHAPED RECOVERY HAPPENED SO FAST MY VANGUARD VTSAX AUTO DEPOSIT ISNT SCHEDULED UNTIL NEXT WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18101114]

>>18101064
The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The world loses 500,000
We currently have 1000 US deaths from corona
And 22,000 globally
These deaths are nearly all elderly people with already limited life expectancy

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
New cases and deaths in Italy are already declining
Washington state and New York are already declining in their rate of rise and most states are nearly unaffected

If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

[Anonymous No.18101148]

EZ money EZ life buy TQQQ and hold for 5 years. See you on the moon. Thanks Jerome. Thanks Drumpf.

[Anonymous No.18101482]

>>18101114
>protect people against a virus
>it kills less people
damn real shit?

[Anonymous No.18101874]

>>18101482
>shut down the world
>save 0.0000000000000000000000001% of th epopulation
why can't r*dditors into economics lmbo (laugh my butt off)

[Anonymous No.18101912]

>>18101064
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STIMULUS BILL CANT BE PASSED ITS A BAILOUT FOR CEOS AND EVEIL CORPS IT DOESNT EVEN PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS
Why is it so easy to fuck americans in the ass? Why do they want cock in their anal cavity so bad? Can anyone get it?

[Anonymous No.18101971]

>>18101114
I think the US is going to have a highest death rate. Why? People with the following pre-conditions usually get killed by COVID:
- asthma
- diabetes
- heart disease

Americans are fat as fuck. A 29 year old girl died the other day and she only had mild asthma (ie no respirator needed).

[Anonymous No.18101985]

>>18101912
I think your homosex subconscious is trying to tell you something lmao

[Anonymous No.18102016]

>>18101971
Priced in. This is a Business & Finance board btw not a healthcare & tranny board.

[Anonymous No.18102022]

>>18101064
Flu-like illnesses below normal levels this year

[Anonymous No.18102056]

>>18101114
>9/11
>0.00000005% of the world population dies due some falling towers
>americans still cry about it

[Anonymous No.18102185]

>>18101064
Best heckin post I've seen on this boarderino

[Anonymous No.18102234]

*goes to work*
*nobody is there*
*take a nice leisurely shit*
*throw feet up and browse 4chan*
*buy more TQQQ to balance out the discounted boomerstox I've been accumulating on the way down*
*go home at lunch time and workout*
*push some code at the end of hte day so it lokos like i did something*

[Anonymous No.18102253]

>>18101114
The main difference is that this is hitting everyone at once, and hospitals are way over capacity to the point that people will die since there is literally no one to help them.

[Anonymous No.18102410]

>>18102253
Upvoted

[Anonymous No.18103092]

>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT OT GO BACK TO WORK I HATE BEING A BARISTA EVEN THO I PRTEND ITS MY PASSION ON INSTAGRMA ITS NOT FAIR

[Anonymous No.18103354]

>BERNIE WOULDVE STOPPED THIS WITH PROPER TESTING PROCEDURES WE CAN STILL GET HIM TO STOP DRUMPF WHO WILL MATCH ME IM SELLING ALL OF MY VTSAX FOR ANOTHER DONATION
>LOVE TRUMPS HATE

[Anonymous No.18103542]

>>18102253
Do you believe intubating people is helping them survive?
What percentage of people who get intubated for ards from covid get off and make a full recovery?

[Anonymous No.18103786]

>>18103542
I have no idea what the survival rate is, but I have a friend going through it and I can only hope that he pulls through.

[Anonymous No.18104037]

>STOP SAYING ITS PRICED IN YO CANT PUT A PRICE ON HUMAN LIFE WERE GOING TO SEE EXPONENTIAL CASES LOOK AT THE DATA LOOK AT THE CURVE

[Anonymous No.18105476]

>>18101064
lol he thought bulls were btfo when really it was he who was btfo