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>> No.18097714

first

>> No.18097721
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hmm

>> No.18097741

open your shorts boys! she's a biggy!

>> No.18097744
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are the job numbers priced in

>> No.18097756

>>18097688
lol clorox is up

>> No.18097769

>>18097744
Of course

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>>18097744
Yes, your double dubs however, were not. Very bearish.

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this is only the beginning

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>>18097817
>>implying a nationwide pandemic having an effect on unemployment was unexpected, and not priced in

>> No.18097870

So is this over or are we goin down more in the next week? I want to put my 2k into something and leave it

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>> No.18097877

there's like 6 /smg/ threads and OP yours was made super late fuck off!

>> No.18097899

>>18097867
>>>Implying retarded Americans would take the pandemic seriously right away

>> No.18097905
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>>18097688
>Educational sites:
>https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

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>>18097867
>3,280,000 people guaranteed not to spend a time on the economy, number probably growing by 250k/day
>BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18097936

>>18097870
Save it for Wednesday. You'll know when you see it.

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>>18097910
When steel demand dropped 90% in January you should have known this was going to happen.

>> No.18097952

>Expectation: 1.5 million
>Actual: 3.28 million

Yet the futures is almost flat

>> No.18097970

Is this the power of the stock boomer at work?

>> No.18097973

>>18097952
>flat
its steep as fuck lad

>> No.18097995

>>18097952
No payroll
No inventory
No consumers
No travel
No income
NO problem
All priced in Fed Nu-Market

>> No.18097998

>>18097950
This, it's going to be another day of bearfags going "why is it going up with only bad news?"

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18098005

>all these wagies who cant work remotely
get fucked retards

>> No.18098014
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>>18097973
They're literally green right now

>> No.18098020

Watch today be another green day, clown market

>> No.18098023

>>18097998
Fedfags get the rope first.

>> No.18098029
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18098029

>tfw just turned 20 this year
>tfw no money of my own laying around to invest during this once-in-a-decade opportunity

>> No.18098036

>>18098005

What about us? We get sent home for 3 weeks and the government pays our wages for us

>> No.18098039

>>18098023
I'm not wrong, just watch.

>> No.18098043

>good news
Futures go down
>bad news
Futures go up

Can’t make this shit up

>> No.18098047

>>18097910
>3.2 million less on payroll eating up profits
>3.2 million who will continue to buy shit like they always did; with credit cards

LAYOFFS RAISE STOCK PRICES YOU DUMBASS BEARS

>> No.18098057

>>18098029
Why are you even here then?

>> No.18098063

>>18098047
I want off Nu-Market's wild ride

>> No.18098086
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>>18098043
I think futures and the market are just out of phase with reality.

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how many dead based off what this guy said

>> No.18098101

>>18097952
Literally makes no sense lol

>> No.18098105
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>>18098043
Its a pure clown market, untouched by principles or freedom

>> No.18098106

>>18098063
This isn't even a nu-market thing, anyone who lived past 2008 would have told unemployment numbers don't cause a dip.

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18098110

SELL BEARS SELL THE ETERNAL BULL IS STILL HERE IT WAS JUST A DIP

>> No.18098131

>>18098047
Sometimes. It depends on why the layoffs occurred. You're oversimplifying things to the point that you're basically just fucking wrong.

>> No.18098139

Isn't there something wrong with the system when I and I imagine most other investors stand to benefit from a further downward spiral in an already severe economic crisis?

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post yfw suicides outnumber corona deaths next month

>> No.18098144

>>18098029
Love to hear more about how this free money airdrop from Trump the Red and his Commie Politburo is going to happen

>> No.18098161

>>18098047
>zero people on payroll
>produce nothing
>sell nothing
Fucking retard.

>> No.18098165

>>18098131
2008 unemployment numbers didn't cause it to dip when that came out, don't know why bears here were banking on this but I guess they haven't figured out yet but on the rumor and sell on the news.

>> No.18098167

>>18098142
Not suicides, shootings and robberies. Everybody has bought a gun with their latest paychecks.

>> No.18098168

>>18098139
If everybody just shorted the market all the time we could all be rich forever.

>> No.18098182

WHEN SELL SQQQ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18098191

>>18098139
Most don't though

>> No.18098205
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>>18098142

>> No.18098207

>>18098182
HOLDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.18098208

>>18098165
2008 wasn't caused by a shutdown of the economy either.

>> No.18098210

>Boeing pumping premarket again
Lol this shit is about to crash harder than a 737 max

>> No.18098215

What options should I buy with $500? What blue chips for $1500? I’m a newb

>> No.18098252

>trump signs bill
>market goes down

>> No.18098263

>>18098215
500 wont get you much with options right now.

>> No.18098268

>>18098210
Boeing is the Fed's blue chip stock. The price of the stock is completely arbitrary and divorced from reality.

>> No.18098269

>>18098215
Boeing puts
VOO

>> No.18098278

>>18098208
The banks were literally going to shut down if we didn't bail them out (some even did!). 2008 was a financial crises at it's core but letting the banks fail would have been the equivalent of a body suffering a heart attack and doing nothing to help with the heart attack to spite the body's heart.

>> No.18098281

>>18097952
Citigroup expected 4 million. Bearbros seething.

>> No.18098282

>>18098086
Isn't that strange with how fast transactions are nowadays? I'd think that the market and futures adapt quicker.

>> No.18098291

>>18098281
Oh no, off by 1 week

>> No.18098303
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18098303

Say your fucking prayers NYSE.

Press F to destroy the US economy.

>> No.18098309

>>18098268
loaded up on DFEN early this week, up 30% thanks to the Boeing pump

>> No.18098327
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>jobless numbers don't matter
>t. mnuchkin

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>>18097688
I understand you cope, but everyone knows that beer "virus" does not exist and it is more likely tax money grabbing to solve non existing problem.
We all do what ever man, who gives money, say.

>> No.18098357

>>18098047
>BUSINESSES EARNING REVENUE DESPITE NO LABOUR
>PEOPLE MAKING PURCHASES WITHOUT WORK
>TRAVEL AND TOURISM STONKS MOONIN DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND LOCKDOWN
Bros I think the next century of technological innovation and global catastrophies is priced in

>> No.18098373

Getting nervous i shouldve sold my profitable call.

>> No.18098374
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>FED pumps trillions into the stock market
>This is the bounce they can muster

>> No.18098392

>>18098278
>2008 was a financial crises
This is an health crisis and pouring money over the market won't make the virus go away.

>> No.18098401

what are you guys buying on open? anything gearing to moon?

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>Can't lose money if I don't sell SQQQ
Priced in yet again, bullfags

>> No.18098429

>>18097936
What is happening on/before wednesday?

>> No.18098430

oil looks like its going to do well tis monrig as people anticipate shit fromthe g20

>> No.18098441

>>18098401
AMC basically dissolved so with the NuMarket, expect it to moon

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>>18097688
OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK!

https://www.barrons.com/articles/why-the-s-p-500-hasnt-hit-bottom-and-could-fall-another-35-51585169263

>In a note to clients on Wednesday, TS Lombard strategists said the market has more room to fall, citing expectations that earnings for companies in the S&P 500 could fall roughly 30%. That decline, and the effects of the economic slump they see, put the fair value of the S&P 500 closer to 1600 to 1800, down as much as 35% from the closing level of 2475.56 on Wednesday.

>The severe downturn isn’t likely to feed into an immediate recovery once social-distancing measures are eased, in part because central bankers don’t have the same amount of ammunition, or room to cut interest rates, as they did at the start of the last financial crisis. At the same time, years of interest rates near record lows have obscured problems on balance sheets.

>Capital spending tends to follow earnings with at least a six-month lag, so the initial hit to profits from efforts to control the virus may hamper growth later in the year, Dumas adds.

>> No.18098480

>>18098207
For what though? It just keeps going up!

>> No.18098482

at this point, what's the difference between the fed and tether?

>> No.18098487

Nothing
Burger

>> No.18098499

>>18098460

This is what newbies don't understand. Earnings will be brutal and it will be difficult to recover to previous levels anytime soon.

>> No.18098509

>>18097744
Duh. It's no surprise what markets aren't open right now hence no one working you retard. Normal people still have their jobs. Bartenders and clothes folders aren't people

>> No.18098514

>>18098392
Tanking the economy is worse than the virus itself fool and will cause a liquidity crises similar to 2008. Hence, the fed lowering interest rates to 0 and promising infinite printing. The irony behind retards thinking that corona is worse than just crashing the economy to fight it are hilarious.

>> No.18098515

>>18098499
When do earnings come out

>> No.18098516

Good luck on mr. bones wild ride today everyone

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18098524

>"It's over bullfags. I am... inevitable"
>*snaps away your gains*

>> No.18098526

futures comin down

>> No.18098534

WE UP

>> No.18098536

BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
>BEARS BTFO

>> No.18098540

Go down damn you

>> No.18098541

>green open
just kill me

>> No.18098545

>>18098524
WHEN??? FFS WHEN???
im balls deep in dow shorts and they are blown away rn

>> No.18098550

Rigged market

>> No.18098552

>first for 7.75% bull avg today

>> No.18098555

HHAHAHAHAH IT'S GOING UP EVEN FURTHER

>> No.18098558

>>18098029
you got a student loan?

if you're from UK you should definitely consider signing up to uni, live at home & invest your "loan" (not really a loan in UK)

>> No.18098559

BEARBROS HOLD ME

>> No.18098564

>>18098165
In this case I agree. It's just that "layoffs raise stock prices" is an overstatement. Sometimes layoffs are perceived as a positive, sometimes as a sign that a company is foundering.

In this case I'm not going to pretend like I had any fucking idea what the effects of unemployment caused by coronavirus were gonna be, because I've never seen a situation exactly like this before, no one has. I definitely wasn't one of the ones buying SQQQ yesterday. I wouldn't have been shocked if there had been a dip, but I didn't feel confident about it at all, it would have literally been gambling.

>> No.18098566

>>18098559
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18098568
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18098568

IT"S THE FINAL SHORT SQUEEZE

>> No.18098584

I fucking told you not to bet against a clwon market.

>> No.18098585

>3 million unemployed
>it's pumping
someone explain

>> No.18098589
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Everyone knew the number would be terrible, but moves like this are why bears drive the market down to the circuit breakers every chance they get. The market has been moving exactly like this since the first QE. Remember just last month after Apple, APPLE!, warned about their earnings and the market made new highs shortly after with Apple completely making up its losses.

>> No.18098591

>>18098559
Ffs I don’t understand man, am I the crayon eater?

>> No.18098593

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.18098595

Clown market confirmed.

>> No.18098596
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>only jobs lost were pedowood, outdated service jobs and diversity officers
this is bullish as fuck

>> No.18098597

>>18098559
>>18098555
>>18098550
>>18098541
>>18098540
>>18098566

>usd being mass printed
anyone stupid enough to think that means usd price goes down deserves this :)

>> No.18098603

>>18098210
Fucking clown market

>> No.18098605

>>18098585
Google "priced in."

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>>18098545
Sorry, I don't know. I'm only here for the memes.

>> No.18098612

Retard here Can someone explain why green bad. I thought green = good

>> No.18098614

>>18098585
"Priced in"

>> No.18098615

>>18098585
It’s almost those 3 million have jobs that don’t matter
If you aren’t working right now your job is fucking trash and you’re expendable

>> No.18098620

This shit is so fucking bullish. THE BOTTOM IS IN GOYS BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18098624

>>18098585
Just like 2008, people thought the stimulus bill would magically save the economy. Once they realized that it wouldn't, the market dropped again.

>> No.18098626
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this is just another opportunity to buy more cheap puts r-r-right bobros?

>> No.18098629

>>18098612
Most of us have nothing to lose and just want chaos. Also puts exist.

>> No.18098630

>>18097952

Didn't you get the memo? you no longer require economic output to have a healthy stock market

>> No.18098631

what needs to happen to put things back to "normal"? who needs to die?

>> No.18098636

>>18098514
If you don't start doing serious testing and prevention like korea or japan you'll go the china route with full hospitals and shutdown for a month willing or not.

>> No.18098638
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>> No.18098639
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what do i do bros

>> No.18098643

>>18098626

switch teams

>> No.18098648

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY PRICEDBULLS

>> No.18098650

DUMP
>DUMP
DUMP
>DUMP
DUMP
>DUMP

>> No.18098655

>>18098612
because you can make money both ways

>> No.18098660
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FUCK OFF GOYIM WE BULL NOW

>> No.18098664

>>18098029

This was me in 2008

>> No.18098667

Loaded up on VXX puts. Get fuk'd bobo.

>> No.18098678

>inb4 literally everything except Boeing is red on the DOW again

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>> No.18098682

>Perfectly clear sky
>No vapour trails
>No planes

>> No.18098686

Once volume falls, expect this shit to tank hard

>> No.18098688
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18098688

friendly reminder that if you didnt know the job numbers were PRICED IN that you're retarded, and not 4channel friendly banter retarded, actually retarded, retard.

>> No.18098689

FUCK THIS THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

>> No.18098690
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>>18098624
?

is it just soccer moms trading? surely the fucking bankers must know this is bullshit

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.18098692

>>18098629
>Most of us have nothing to lose and just want chaos. Also puts exist.

Not like this wasn't already obvious, but it's nice to hear someone say it aloud.

>> No.18098697

>>18098626
yes, buy SQQQ, watch the price of it increase in the coming weeks. this is a shitty pump right now

>> No.18098700

>>18098667
NOOO NOT MY INVERSE TRIPLE LEVERINOS!!! NOT MY SHORT BORKER BOI

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>down 20%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.18098703
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WHY IS IT PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>> No.18098705

>>18098682
You mean chemtrails

>> No.18098707

>>18098636
That still beats your financial sector having a heart failure and your money being worthless...

>> No.18098708

>>18098047
>3.2 million who will continue to buy shit like they always did; with credit cards
You overestimate how stupid people are. I'm sure some retards will rack up their credit cards to chug their daily Shartbux lattes but the majority of people will lock up their non-essential spending.

>> No.18098709

SPY will test 260 again and then reverse.

>> No.18098710

>>18098660
kek

>> No.18098712

>>18098688
CHECKEM

>> No.18098713

>>18098704

bulls need better reaction images

>> No.18098717

BULLBROS BTFO
BEARBROS BTFO

Who else /flipflopper/ here and just shitposting?

>> No.18098718

>He didn't buy Tue morning
Oh no no no
>He didn't buy WEDNESDAY morning
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU MISSED THE BOTTOM FAGGOTS

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>>18098585
>WTF WHY DID THE CONCERT HALL JANITOR GETTING FIRED NOT AFFECT THE ECONOMY??!!

>WTF HOW CAN ALL THE WAITERS BEING FIRED NOT TANK THE MARKET???

>> No.18098720

>>18098686
I can't even bring myself to believe that anymore. This clown market will only move in the direction our jew banker overlords and their Fed cronies want it to move.

>> No.18098721

What the fuck is going on with Bitcoin?

>> No.18098727

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARINS

>> No.18098729

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-28/the-big-short-s-michael-burry-sees-a-bubble-in-passive-investing

How do people feel about gme?

If I buy a bunch of gme leaps am I gonna make money?

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>jobless claims highest since the Great Depression
>Corona corpses piling up
>rates have gone negative

>market pumps
How long will they be able to keep up the charade?

>> No.18098734
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18098734

Thanks to whichever anon suggested Lockheed a few days ago. I'm making a killing.

Tendies are on me boys.

Excelsior!

>> No.18098735
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>No good news for 2 weeks
>3 green days
>T-The 29 crash had green days
Are we fucked bobros?

>> No.18098737
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18098737

when will this piece of shit go up

>> No.18098738

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BULL BROS
WE
GOT
TOO
COCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18098740

NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA YOU TRANSSEXUAL COMMIES

>> No.18098744

>pandemic is killing people at exponential rate
>unemployment doubles
>green open

Ah land of the free market

>> No.18098747

>>18098717
Only high IQ Chad's do this.

>> No.18098749

>>18098719
how're the janitors and waiters meant to pay their rent?
if they don't pay their rent, how're their landlords going to pay their mortgages?
if the landlords don't pay their mortgages, how are the banks going to maintain liquidity / cashflow?

>> No.18098751

>>18098708
you underestimate how poor the average American is and this will be nothing new to them.

>> No.18098752

What's the best way to mask symptoms of coronavirus? I feel like shit

>> No.18098753

Is Jerome getting infected priced in?

>> No.18098758
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>>18098730
Forever.

>> No.18098759

Bought a small amount of xop and it's about to reverse split. Should i gtfo or hold and hope it rebounds after the reverse split?

>> No.18098762

>all these cocky bulls about to be btfo in the coming days
Cant wait

>> No.18098770
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18098770

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY

>> No.18098773

>>18098730
>How long will they be able to keep up the charade?

Forever, Anon, forever.

>> No.18098774
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18098774

so if we fire all members of the gig economy we'll see dow 500000 right?

>> No.18098775

WTF YOU GUYS TOLD ME MARKETS WILL BE DOWN B/C OF THE UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS YOU LIED YOU TO ME BROS

>> No.18098777
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the market has finally realised covid is a nothingburger and everything will be back to normal in 2 weeks

>> No.18098778

>>18098744
The US is no better than China when it comes to the market.

>> No.18098780

Glad I sold my SPXU at a loss yesterday, even though I could have broke even, because I would have ended up at the same position cause I would have held.

>> No.18098781

>>18098738
What the fuck are you talking about it's mooning lol >2% in 5 minutes

>> No.18098782

>>18098721
It's unironically acting less retarded than the stock market at this point

>> No.18098785

>>18098762
Priced in

>> No.18098789

>>18098744
IT WAS PRICED IN YOU WHINY UNAMERICAN FAGGOT

>> No.18098790
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18098790

Seriously. I am god damned livid. What is wrong with the market. Nothing but increasingly bad news 3 days straight, pump for 3 days straight. Record unemployment. No fucks given. If my SQQQ gets even close to breaking even I am out. If it hits 23 I am out, I will eat 150 dollar loss over 500. Same with shorts. Just get close, I'm done. Fuck it.

>> No.18098796

>>18098703
0 % interest, massive stimulus, money printing, government trying to inflate the bubble

>> No.18098798

>>18098737
>public gathering places are all closed

when the fuck do you think retard

>> No.18098800

>>18098759
Lol no one here knows shit

>> No.18098802

>>18098770
How is this saving the country though anon?

>> No.18098804

>>18098770
run stocks_green.exe
country saved

>> No.18098805

>>18098730
The alst gasp of the dying bull. They print all the money they want it won't change the fact that there will be no workers in factories, no businesses operating, no rent being paid, and loans will be defaulting en masse

>> No.18098807

>>18098775
They pulled an Ackman on your ass

>> No.18098809
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18098809

I just lost 16k on a Dave and Busters put. Why the FUCK is the market moving up? Dave and Busters are FUCKING closed! THEY ARE NOT EVEN MAKING MONEY RIGHT NOW! THEY SHOULD GO FUCKING BANKRUPT!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! FFUUUCCCLCKCKKCKopi[jadrebonijfdgsjkngblajfeboljkvfeabaveb bjheai uoNSIfggegerhnr[favfejkblhija

>> No.18098810

What do I do? Do I cut my losses and join the bulls? Is this really sustainable ?

>> No.18098813

>>18098774
Yes, the economy is run by boomers for boomers. It doesn't give a fuck about waitresses losing their jobs.

>> No.18098814

>Bear gang status: seething, coping, dilating, not having sex. That's what you get, praying for the collapse of your country retards.
I upvoted you fellow redditor

>> No.18098819

Has nuclear war been priced in?

>> No.18098820

>>18098790
“My guess is one of the reasons the market’s up right now is because of all the month-end rebalancing. The market’s front-running, it sees the fact that there are going to be a lot of equities to buy,” “That’s one reason my guess is we’ll stay firm into month-end and then we’ll be challenged in April,” as the market digests a peak level of coronavirus cases.

“I think that could bring us to a retest, it might even bring us to a fractional new low. But I do think the stock market’s going to find a bottom once we get a peak in the epidemic curve, [there’s] not a doubt in my mind the stock market will rally,” he continued. “My guess is we’ll be higher three or four months from now, five months from now, than lower than where we are right now.”

-Paul Tudor Jones
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/26/paul-tudor-jones-says-stocks-could-retest-lows-as-virus-peaks-but-will-be-higher-in-3-to-5-months.html

>> No.18098823

>>18098789
I'm Australian burgerbro

>> No.18098824

>>18098802
see >>18098804
the market is the country

>> No.18098829

panic buying engage

>> No.18098830

>>18098790
Priced in

>> No.18098833

Bears don’t lose faith, Q1 earnings reports come out soon

>> No.18098834

>>18098810
im sitting it out for now
this market is insane right now

>> No.18098836
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18098836

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL
REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" OR "THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS

>> No.18098837

If you didn't see today being green then you don't belong on this board. Go back to your containment site 4chan.

2 trillion > 3 million
2 trillion > 3 million
2 trillion > 3 million

>> No.18098839

>>18098631
We go back to normal either when we contain the virus or when everyone who can die is dead. I'd put my bets on the latter

>> No.18098840

>TFW MY PUTS EXPIRE TOMORROW

>> No.18098843

>>18098809
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18098844

Bad news keeps making it go up. Something isn't right and I bailed with a profit.

>> No.18098846

>>18098690
If it was only soccer moms trading, it would have been back to 29k already. Most people know that there will be recession this year so this pathetic rally is running out of steam already.

>> No.18098848

>>18098809
that must be where they actually have the pizza dungeon

>> No.18098849

>this fucking pathetic volume
The big boys are trying to bait each other.

>> No.18098850

>>18098790
something something irrational something something solvent

>> No.18098851

>>18098709
Based and sensible, I want the markets to go into free fall but I'd be retarded to think it happens all at once

>> No.18098855

>>18098778
Also, in general. There is nothing about this country that makes it particularly good to live in. Guns are cool in theory I guess.

>> No.18098856

Don't think just buy.

>> No.18098858

>>18098833
yeah, just like the job numbers were going to send it down

>> No.18098860
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>>18098790
What do you even mean by bad news last 3 days?
Seriously beartard, WHAT NEWS?
I knew that Corona would fuck up USA like two or three weeks ago. Everybody in my country was talking about it.
Everybody knew this would happen, it was
P
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I
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>> No.18098861

Maybe it really was priced in.

>> No.18098864

>>18098770
>saving the country is saving big businesses that aren't sustainable
Hmmm...

>> No.18098865

G-guys... what happens if I place a short... and the company goes completely under...?

>> No.18098866

>>18098805
shhh let them have their little moment anon. They'll be throwing themselves out of windows when reality hits

>> No.18098867

>>18098819
news of a nuclear launch would be +10%

>> No.18098869

>>18098790
millennials being out of work and unable to spread bat aids puts the boomer mind at ease and thus bull market

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>>18098790
>could it be most of /biz/ is retardedly wrong and since most people here are bearfags it could be a bears are retarded?
I don't know, just a guess

>> No.18098873

OH NO BULLS WE GOT TO COCKY

>> No.18098874

>>18098789
no it wasnt, the market reacted, thats like the definition of not priced

>> No.18098875

>>18098836
Melt it down Moses.

>> No.18098877

>>18098833
Priced in goyim. Everyone's expecting negative earnings. If it's just close to zero then it's BULLISH as fuck

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>>18098823

>> No.18098885

>>18098809

D&B has had an epic pump. But it's your own dumb fault for shorting when they were down like 90%, that's simply unsustainably oversold. There is no one left to sell at that point, just a long line of shorts about to get squeezed to heaven.

>> No.18098887

>>18098824
>america is just a third world bazaar when the worlds tidal wave of shit comes to buy cheap chinese products
i wish you were lying but this is all the proof i need

>> No.18098889

>>18098865
then you get sued

>> No.18098891

WHAT THE FUCK BEARS WE ARE FUCKED

>> No.18098893
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>>18098849
kek it's all so tiresome

>> No.18098896

>futures are up two percent
>everything's in green again
Bearbros, what do we do now?

>> No.18098897
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18098897

>millions unemployed
>green arrow go up
What manner of witchhcraft is the FED doing?

>> No.18098898

>>18098809
I remember that from yesterday.
You thought you were going to make. Lol

>> No.18098900

You have to wonder if this move was priced in.

>> No.18098906

>>18098865
then you just made however much money you shorted with

>> No.18098907

>>18098515
4/23 - 4/24

>> No.18098908
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>>18098843
>>18098848
FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKOING CUNTS I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE! FUCK THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND FUCK STOCNKLJF(HJEOH NIGGHEGRGRGFJKSDGBHJKVASDJKEWQGBbvabfewrferbapibpafe njbk;feasdrbl .,m;zl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18098909

>>18098823
Same.
I want this shit to dive so I can go to fucking bed.

>> No.18098912
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>>18098820
So. Because things will be cheap later....we buy in now to prevent that. What. That analysis makes no god damned sense.

>> No.18098913
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18098913

>Mnuchin: Unemployment numbers are irrelevant

How could we be so dumb?

>> No.18098915

All bad news is priced in now, market only wants good news.

>> No.18098919

Jew here. We sacrificed a blonde virgin nordic girl no older than 12 to ensure that the market™ will stay in green and forever pumping today. Tomorrow we will sacrifice 2 of them.

>> No.18098920

>>18098837
Realistically speaking how long will the 2 trillion be enough to artificially prop up the economy? If this is still going on in 2-3 months will they have to do another 2 trillion stimulus?

>> No.18098921

Can someone please explain to me why AMC is going up when they will have no revenue for 6-12 weeks, they just furloughed all their employees, and we are entering a massive recession?

>> No.18098922

Why doesn’t the government ever take the side of the bears? It’s not fair

>> No.18098926
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>> No.18098928

>>18098798
bro its 15 dollazzz dirty cheap undervalued and trump said april is the usa machines up and running again

>> No.18098931

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>> No.18098933
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>Boeing up 8%
hahahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAHHAHAHA

>> No.18098936
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>>18098900

ID: GGG

What did it mean by this?

>> No.18098939

>>18098907
So all my puts that expire 4/15 are fucked then

Fuck me

>> No.18098942
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18098942

Time to make a Green Bull drink.
Toast, bullbros!
We're all gonna make it.

>> No.18098944

>>18098790
Uh-oh, do I smell bear capitulation? Time for some SDOW I think.

>> No.18098950

WE GOT TO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18098958

Is it possible the us market is just adjusting to increasing expected inflation? It's going up but not due to real growth.

>> No.18098963

>>18098809
>down 90% + usd printing

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.18098964

>>18098807
Kek. His meltdown was epic. I hope they bring him back when nothing he said happens

>> No.18098965

>>18098881
Ahahahaha

>> No.18098966

bros, MFA says their dividend/yield is 222.22

Someone enlighten me on why the fuck that would be

>> No.18098968

THEY ARE KILLING THE BEARS NEXT WEEK WILL BE RED
IRON HANDS BROS

>> No.18098969

>>18098897
Priced in

>> No.18098970
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>>18098897
Clown Economics.

>> No.18098972

>>18098865
Dude, you don't have to give anything back then.

>> No.18098973

>>18098810
The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. >>18098834 isn't a bad move since it's better to miss opportunity than take a loss.

>> No.18098976

>>18098913
He's right tho. The numbers are irrelevant, when the whole market is reduced to Fed printing trillions and corporate buybacks. There are no real buyers left.

>> No.18098977

Uh oh Boeing is eating shit

>> No.18098982
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18098982

who here still holdin SQQQ?

>> No.18098984

Did we get too cocky bearbros?

>> No.18098987

alright goys what do we buy to ride the fed pump before selling for the crash

>> No.18098991

>>18098809
Wow that sucks. When do they expire fellow bearbro?

>> No.18098993

BIG

FAT

STINKING

BEAR

CARCASS

>> No.18098994

It's over. The market's recovered. Bears have been defeated. Now is the time for the age of Bulls

>> No.18098995

AHAHAHAHAHA PRICED IN YOU DUMB BEARS HAHAHAHA SUFFER

>> No.18098997

>>18098897
forbidden jewish jutsus

>> No.18098998

My order didn't fill I literally missed out on a +400% in 1 hour. fuck.

>> No.18099003

I have to say friends, longer options are more relaxing than shitty 3x ETFs. Now I can watch the markets implode/explode instead of watching every movement trying to see when I could get in.

>> No.18099005

I hurt myself today

>> No.18099006

You could almost say the numbers were priced in.

>> No.18099007

>>18098982
i was waiting until after the morning pump to pick some upfor cheap i dont know why you guys thought there wouldnt be a pump before the bill signing

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>>18098559
DON'T LOSE HOPE FELLOW BEARBRO

>> No.18099013

>>18098982
I’m looking for that sweet $20 entry to buy more

>> No.18099014

>>18098823
My condolences

>> No.18099015

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall'
You thought they were all kidding you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hanging out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging your next meal

>> No.18099017

>>18098966
If your on robinhood dont believe it as the numbers are usually inaccurate. I got tricked by it before and was left bagholding for months.

>> No.18099021

>>18098984
just bought $50k tesla yesterday


model y looks /comfy/ i can see tesla making big moves in 5 years. its already making an impact but once tesla takes over taxi / trucking. its over for the rest

>> No.18099024

>>18098809
Kek, that's what you get for trying to short on an oversold market. Why do you think people call bears retarded and since a majority of /biz/ is wrong all the time and since most people here are bears that should have been a redflag.

>> No.18099025

>>18098998
on what?

>> No.18099027

>>18098982
I said I would hold it to 0 and I swear upon whatever kike sorcery the Fed is doing to keep this rotting corpse of a market up I will.

>> No.18099028

>>18098420
Holding an ETF is exactly how you lose money

>> No.18099031

Please serious investors I need your help.
How come there stocks are still so overvalued? The P/E ratio seems very off.
Is this a general thing in the 21st century or because of the last 4 years?

>> No.18099033
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18099033

WE DON'T NEED PRODUCTS
WE DON'T NEED CONSUMERS
WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT THE MONEY PRINTER
ALL IS IN THE GREEN BROS

>> No.18099034

>>18098864
>if business isn't sustainable for a few months during government enforced total shutdown due to chinese virus it isn't "sustainable"

Your brain on bear.

>> No.18099036

"Mnuchin says jobless claims data is not relevant"

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mnuchin-says-jobless-claims-data-is-not-relevant-as-senate-coronavirus-stimulus-changes-the-calculus-of-business-owners-2020-03-26?mod=mw_latestnews

Well there ya go, then. Up we go!

>> No.18099037

>>18099013
>>18099007
still holdin 100 shares at @ 24.75.... bros my arms are getting tired

>> No.18099040
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>> No.18099043
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18099043

>millennials get fucked, commit mass suicide
>zoomers and boomers inherit the earth
bullish?

>> No.18099046

>>18098982
Yo lol

>> No.18099047
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>>18098991
Tomorrow

>> No.18099053

>>18098913
3 million unemployed is unironically bullish and priced in

>> No.18099055

>>18098161
This might actually be a bullish strategy for boeing no joke. Everyone will pay them if they stop making planes.

>> No.18099056

>>18099014
Mate my bill is $0 if I get this virus. $1100 in bux every fortnight. I appreciate the condolences all the same? kek

>> No.18099058

>>18098982
me. not worried at all. this pump is low volume fake shit

>> No.18099061

>>18098907
Reeeee my puts expire before that!!!

>> No.18099064

Pepsi Puts going down, Walmart Calls going down. Clown Market

>> No.18099066

>>18099007
I bought it thinking there'd be a friday dump

>> No.18099068

>unemployment 40%
>DOW 30K

Soon

>> No.18099071

Today is a bad day so far, I REFUSE to look at my brokerage account until we’re -500

>> No.18099072

>>18099021
>50k in Tesla.
I hope you are ready to see -20% in the next month.
It will go back long term, but still.
I bought at 569 and sold at 405 EUR again because I saw that this will go down again harder

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>>18098982
I would be buying it famalam.

>> No.18099077

>>18098958
this, all the usd printing is just being priced in

>> No.18099078
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18099078

Let me tell you the story of Icarus before you go to sleep bull.

>> No.18099079

>>18099068
kek

>> No.18099083
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18099083

I chup each burger
And I won't apologize
And it's gonna turn red
If you get me near some fries

Honey mustard spoils
Mayo simply rots
While this chup gang chups it up
With our tater tots

>> No.18099091

>>18099028
SQQQ has consistently come back after every drop since last February, and theres no indication of the economy getting better. Why would he be likely to lose money?

>> No.18099094

>>18099055
Imagine getting paid $17B to do absolutely nothing.

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>>18098897
>unemployment = unemployed

>> No.18099100

>>18098921
clown economics

>> No.18099102
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18099102

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-covid-19-deaths-bodies-morgue-storage-capacity-maxed-out-2020-3

>morgues full

why are these lazy bums taking up space at the morgue and not pull themselves up by their bootstraps and getting back to work?

>> No.18099105

>>18099083
That's disgusting

>> No.18099112

>>18099091
Shit is going to Crab Forever.

>> No.18099113

>>18099047
What!?

Anon don't kill yourself over it! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>> No.18099116

its just a dead cat bounce r-right bearbros

>> No.18099119

>>18098749
>if the landlords don't pay their mortgages, how are the banks going to maintain liquidity / cashflow?
Unlimited printing

>> No.18099120

>>18099034
No retard go read abput the junk bonds companies issued to get more favorable valuations. BBB gonna be fisting many companies into oblivion this year. Go read about the insane levels of corporate debt. And yeah, they should have enough money to deal with adversity occasionally.

>> No.18099121

>>18099025
x15 bull ETN, the volatility is based on the general trend of the day, so if we're at -3% or so, a 1% increase in the index will be a x2.

>> No.18099126
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>>18099102
>https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-covid-19-deaths-bodies-morgue-storage-capacity-maxed-out-2020-3
top fucking kek

>> No.18099127

>>18099021
bro... it's overpriced

sell when it gets higher and buy in at a lower price ...say under $400 and even then you're liable to get fucked

>> No.18099129

>>18099078
>being this much of a retard
How much money have you lost?

>> No.18099130

>>18098921
what do you think the crash was for? Everything is priced in already

>> No.18099133

>>18099102
priced in

>> No.18099140

>>18099083
looks like a you know what on her you know what

>> No.18099141

>>18099116
If you had asked before Unlimited Printing Works took effect I might have said yes. Now I don't know.

>> No.18099143

>>18099112
Wait until the real deaths start happening, we only just passed 1k. Market is going to implode.

>> No.18099149

>>18099056
Why pay a doctor $1100 when a bullet costs <$1.

>> No.18099151

>>18098550
they killed so many short sellers with this, it literally makes very little sense, it's as if the are trying to punish the people going against the market. and force everyone to help king cheeto revive the economy. I for one am not going to do that.

>> No.18099152

So why didn't any of you retards use dollar cost averaging? I slowly bought on the way down and my average cost per share was literally at the low point of the dip for every stock I bought. It's so fucking easy i don't even need to buy options now I just sit back and watch my value go up thousands of dollars each day. Did you all think the world was actually going to end? LMAO

>> No.18099154

>Told myself I'd buy some stock on the first big dump day this week after Tuesday.
>Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stock go green
How does pumping stocks with fresh money do anything for joe shmoe?

>> No.18099155

6 month bonds now 0%

Hang in there bearbros

>> No.18099159

>>18099116
Nah, you faggots deserve this shit.

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>>18099113
How can Jesus be finite, mortal and infinite, immortal at the same time? am I supposed to not think to rationally about this, and just accept it on faith? (and that's fine btw, not trying to start a richard dawkins - style fight here)

>> No.18099161

>>18099083
buffalo sauce is better.

>> No.18099163

>>18099102
The apocalypse is already priced in. Great time to buy!

>> No.18099165

$3k just loaded in my account. I want to yolo it all on one options trade. What should I do guy?

>> No.18099167

>>18099149
nogunz detected

>> No.18099172

>>18099143
No, no anon. You've already seen how this market works now. Bad news is good for it.

>> No.18099174

>>18099149
lol have you seen the price of bullets lately?

>> No.18099176

>>18099113
why did god have to sacrifice himself to himself in order to save us from sin, and why did it take him 3 whole days to come back afterwards

>> No.18099177

>>18099102
what company makes those black body bags? seems like sales will be way up

>> No.18099179

>>18098875
kek

>> No.18099182

>>18099152
The real smart guys were slowly buying in increments as the market went down. Bears got greedy and stupid.

>> No.18099189

>>18099143

deaths at ath? market at ath.

>> No.18099190

>>18098936
Good game, Goy!

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>>18099113
If god existed then he would kill Dave and Busters and get me my money back

>> No.18099193

PUMP ME JEROME PUMP ME I'M A DIRTY WHORE PUMP ME

>> No.18099194

These dildos are so irrational

>> No.18099196

>>18099155
I'm scared bobo

>> No.18099197

>>18099165
Go back to wsb fucktard.

>> No.18099198

>>18099102
BULLISH
>full morgue = less people = less gov't gibs required for normies = more gov't gibs for stonks
it's basic math really

>> No.18099199

>>18099167
It costs 8 bucks for 15 12ga buckshot shotgun shells.

>> No.18099211

>>18099160
Aspects and manifestations; causation presupposes eternity yet happens in time. The duality of being and becoming, the question is millennia old

>> No.18099212

Just bough 10 shares of SPXU let's go bobros

>> No.18099220

>>18099174
Been a while, is it bad is 556 not 45 cents a round any more?

>> No.18099223

>>18099176
Might be some bizarre reflection on the stand point of being a creator and having to learn to be greater than yourself in order for your creation to become something greater than itself as well, dunno.

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What the fuck even is this market anymore. So let me guess: actual end of the world nuclear holocaust would make the dow break 50k?

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If I believe this pandemic is going to push any company that can into a hard ai/automation approach, what companies should I look at? Robots are still at the factory right now, soon they will be fucking our robot wives.

>> No.18099234

>>18099199
>shell
>bullet
thanks for playing

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I'm not even trying to cash in on puts or inverse ETFs, I just wanted cheapies today

>> No.18099237

watch fucking above 22k not confirm.

>> No.18099239

>>18099160
The idea is that we are all composed of a physical body and a spiritual soul. In a sense we are all both finite and immortal. So in a sense yes you have to take on faith that we all have an immortal soul because there's no way to measure or observe it. Not trying to convince you of anything by the way just trying to clarify. I was raised Christian but I don't really care anymore.

>> No.18099253

>>18099227
Why did she remove her mask?

>> No.18099254

>>18099192
Nah dude, consider it the price you paid to learn a valuable lesson "don't listen to a majority of /biz/, especially when the majority is bears."

>> No.18099255

>>18099227
>actual end of the world nuclear holocaust
already priced in

>> No.18099261

>>18099154
I was buying the red dip unless it circuit breakered and I am not getting one this market comeback is bullshit, it must be literally because of electronic trading every boomer who sold out just rebought their portfolios in like 2 hours

>> No.18099263

is nobody buying oil as a g20 meeting yolo? i just threw $100 at UWT as a cheap bet

>> No.18099273

>>18099253
chinese authorities scan citizens by face ID

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>>18099253
>scripted asian gif
she wants to make sure you get to see how pretty she is
>>18099255
i'm legitametly starting to believe in the priced in meme

>> No.18099278

>>18099211 (wasted)
What a faggy and gay response.
>>18099230
FANUC, Omron, ABB, Mitutoyo, Tsubaki, etc. These are all companies whose parts I have used in industry and they are very common.

>> No.18099285

>>18099234
You're horrifically overplaying if you spend over a dollar per round of .223.

>> No.18099286

>>18099160
It's a story. Don't think about it too much.

>> No.18099291

>>18098939
>>18099061
Welcome to honk honk world

>> No.18099292

Recycle the thread
>>18096148

>>18096148

>>18096148

>> No.18099295

>>18099261
its a combo of people afraid of missing the bottom so FOMO buying and also the fed pumping as well as company millionaire owners buying their own shares to entice other people to buy in

>> No.18099303

>>18099263
> He doesn't know.

>> No.18099315

>>18099292
ohh fuck nevermind, no pasta in the OP

>> No.18099324

>>18099261
Boomers just sold all their shares at the beginning of the crisis causing it to crash, waited for dumbfuck millenials to buy puts and sell short at the bottom of the dip, then rebought all their stocks. The moron bears literally just gave a bunch of boomers free money for new cars and houses

>> No.18099327

>>18099227
Lol whyd she take off her mask though

>> No.18099332

>>18099315
yeah that OP was a jew

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Is this a bullish position?

>> No.18099383

>>18099380

new thread
>>18099380

new thread
>>18099380

new thread

>> No.18099474

>>18099160
He already existed before being born to save us. How else was He supposed to sacrifice His life to save us? Yet 3 days later He rose from the grave, no longer able to be killed. If you cling to what the scientists say eg the big bang than how is it you can accept nothing to something from them yet you somehow can't accept that God has always existed? I suggest you read the Holy Bible, be saved.

>>18099176
That is the way He decided to go about doing things. It's not like I know everything.

>>18099192
Anon. Don't play such a dangerous game of testing the Lord. Seriously go read the Holy Bible. Earthly wealth is temporary, eternal life is forever.

>> No.18099498

>>18099263
UWT is being liquidated. Sell that shit
>>18099303
And fuck you for not telling him and trying to be a memey cunt.

>> No.18099499

>>18099160
>How can Jesus be finite, mortal and infinite, immortal at the same time?
He is the mediator between those two things and so he is characterized by both. Man sees Christ and is filled with hope at the prospect of seeing God. God and man became reconciled through Christ on the cross. Christ underwent an unspeakable, unknowable metaphysical anguish and pain on top of the natural physical pain when he was on the cross. He underwent this torture to pay the price for the sin of man. God's mercy is so great that even when man committed the most heinous sin of all, executing his Son, who is of God and a part of him and is him, God showed man by his Resurrection that he is still forgiven. It's almost too beautiful to fathom. I'd never seen or understood something even remotely so beautiful and filled with hope and bliss. That is what made me believe. Some postulate that the bottom portion of the cross is the material and base realm while the top portion of the cross is the Kingdom of God, Christ is the center of the cross who connected the fallen man with God.

I could go on and on but if I had to recommend you one book besides the New Testament, it would be the Brothers Karamzov by Fyodor Dostoevsky, it gave me a perspective I never had before and for the first time in my life I was presented with an image of God without a background of pretentious, self-contradictory zealotry, much as I hate using that word in the context that neo-atheists use it. It's a long book, but give it a read if you can.

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>>18099474
Shut the fuck up boomer

>> No.18099575

>>18099227
STICC

>> No.18099821

>>18098719
Ehhhh yeah, that is indeed how this works unironically. If millions of waiters and janitors get fired that will collapse the economy.

>> No.18099989

>>18099474
Genesis 38
>Be God
>Have a guy named Er who marries a thot named Tamar.
>Kill Er because fuck him.
>Tell Er's brother Onan to fuck Tamar and make more hebrew babies.
>Onan says hell no and cooms outside instead.
>Kill Onan for being a coomer.
>The dad, Judah, goes to a cool place called Timnath.
>Tamar goes their ahead and disguises herself as a hooker.
>Judah, not knowing its her, pays her 1 goat and 1 stick and fucks her and gets her preg.
>Finds out later Tamar is pregnant and tries to kill her.
>Finds out he IS the father.

post yfw Judah

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