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>Literally synthetic fucking silver and other commodities
>80% of the supply locked up

Why the fuck is no one talking about this?

>> No.18096212

>>18096148
its a piece of shit thats why

>> No.18096228

>>18096212
Why?

>> No.18097002

Jobless claims should start to go down as more people succumb to the carolina virus.

>> No.18097201

anime

>> No.18097274

Yahoo Finance says the number is 3.2 million. That's 2x what was expected at 1.6 million. Damn.

>> No.18097302
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>WHY DID I BUY YESTERDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18097329

What the FUCK is happening? I went all in on calls yesterday because you FUCKING FAGGOTS CONVINCED ME IT WAS OVER.
1. CHINA IS BACK TO WORK
2. US IS GOING BACK IN 2 WEEKS EVEN SOONER THAN FUCKING EXPECTED
3. VIRUS LITERALLY KILLS LESS THAN 1% OF OLD FUCKS

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT

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>>18096148
Cunny

>> No.18097355

>>18096148
You FUCKING KIKE

>SMG

You know EXACTLY what you did you fucking piece of shit

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

>> No.18097359

News is out, market re-acted.
I was planning to go long and waited for this after the dip of crisis. Looks like is ready to go right?

>> No.18097360
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>>18096148

Game over bulls

>> No.18097361
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18097361

>Miss out on dotcom boom
>Miss out on crypto
>Coronavirus crashes market
>RIGHT, THIS TIME I AM NOT MISSING THE BOTTOM
>Looks like I just missed the bottom
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS IT GOING UP FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD

>> No.18097363

>>18096148
this isn't /smg/ what the fuck why would you split the threads, op fag

>> No.18097364

Fake General General

>> No.18097366
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>>18097274
Futures are up slightly. Clown economy.

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18097372

why aren't americans pulling themselves up on their bootstraps and contributing to our economy in innovative ways during this crisis?

t. b shapiro

>> No.18097373

>>18097002
Lol

>> No.18097376

THIS ISN'T THE STOCK MARKET GENERAL

>> No.18097379

>>18097376
Just pretend

>> No.18097383

>>18097329
>Buying anything before big news

Bahahahahahahaah

It'll be up again tomorrow but why would you do that

>> No.18097387

>>18097329
Then you're dumb for listening to bulls in the economy. I told everyone I could yesterday that it was "return to normal" and the big drop is coming.

>> No.18097390

WHO MADE THIS SHITTY THREAD. DELETE IMMEDIATELY PLEASE

>> No.18097391

Why is it going up, serious answer only

>inb4 clown world, thats a given

>> No.18097392

>>18097376
It is now.

>> No.18097393

>>18097344
nigger stop posting that in my temple of stonks

>> No.18097395

>>18097391
Feds doing a desperate pre open pump to damage control

>> No.18097399
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18097399

IT WAS A RUSE

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18097413

>>18097393

>> No.18097420

>>18097399
>trusting a jew
serves you right people

>> No.18097422

I am in stitches at the thought of analysts writing something like "DOW surges after record 3.2m unemployed reported" with a straight face.

>> No.18097437

eth price $400 by end of april

>> No.18097438
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18097438

its over bears, its the bulls turn now

>> No.18097440

>>18097391
look on your chart at the exact same time of day for monday

>> No.18097442

So what are the unemployment numbers?

>> No.18097447

>>18097422
Priced in

>> No.18097450

>>18097302
>Unemployment numbers released
>Futures down
>Stonks still going up :^)

>> No.18097457
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18097457

priced in retarted bearfags lmfao this was so obv

>> No.18097460

>>18097437
Leave this thread

>> No.18097467

>>18096148
if you change the topic at least keep the hentai link.

>> No.18097468
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18097468

>>18097442

>> No.18097473

AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>> No.18097476
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18097476

Game over Jerome. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

>> No.18097477

>>18096228
>synthetic silver
>not silver

>> No.18097484

>>18096148
>smg
>crypto
smg is dead

>> No.18097490

I don't understand this is really bad but it doesn't look like things are going down. Why are people buying when so many people are out of work? I don't want to fomo into the fucking thing.

>> No.18097493

>>18097460
>>18097390
>>18097376
>>18097364
Real thread

>>18097462
>>18097462
>>18097462

Op delete your shit

>> No.18097501
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18097501

KEEP PUMPING JEROME OR YOU WONT GET YOUR TRUMPBUX

>> No.18097522

>>18097468
Why are futures going up then?

>> No.18097561

>>18097422
im not, it already crashed from 29000 to 18500

i dont think people realize how close we were to the floor when we were at 18500, people have this strange idea that its even possible to go under 15k (its not)
Also to add the 3.2m unemployed most of them dont participate in the market, so who the fuck cares about them most are probably deskjob bureaucrats who dont do shit anyway.

In short, ITS PRICED IN AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.18097573

>>18096148
brrr.money
Alright which one of you faggots did this?

>> No.18097586

btc is designed to counter inflation you stock retards
it is already recovered better than stocks and that was before trump even announced his trillion dollar printing
you're gambling on options when you have a fucking guaranteed 2-3x right under your noses

>> No.18097811

>>18097522
>Pump futures market up as much as possible
>Market buys into every green candle
>Use the buy volume to set your massive shorts

Enjoy the dump when market opens.

>> No.18097897

FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD
FUCK THE FED
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

>> No.18098211

>>18097329
The virus doesnt stop when the president says so. The virus doesnt stop when green line goes up. This is what you should be basing all your decisions on, on how well were containing the virus. And we arent

>> No.18099104

I think I'm done trying to DCA into SQQQ...

>> No.18099173
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18099173

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18099216

>>18097811
you sure about that bobo?? hehehehe we are vertical now. SPY 320 by end of april.

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>literally nothing but negative news for 3 days straight
>green markets every day
I'm going to sleep, fuck this shit.

>> No.18099241

>>18099225
its almost like -35% on an index was a massive overselling in response to a fucking flu. who knew??? oh wait... i did... which is why im rich now and you're poor.

>> No.18099277

I am so mad. I am so fucking mad at these people. They don’t do this to fucking me.
We’re going to fucking ritualistically humiliate them. I am coming back here every fucking weekend if I have to. Like, this is never over! I win! They fucking lose! That’s how the world fucking works.
Little fucking kikes. They get ruled by people like me. Little fucking octaroons. I fucking- My ancestors fucking enslaved those fucking pieces of shit. I rule the fucking world. Those pieces of shit get ruled by people like me. They look up and see a face like mine looking down at them. That’s how the fucking world works. We are going to destroy this fucking town.

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18099290

Stock market faggot can't even read the topic properly.
Well done forking their containment boardchain op.

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18099305

>Economy verging on total collapse
>Bull market
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>> No.18099308

>>18096148
Kys

>> No.18099312

>>18099277
thats hot stuff

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18099316

Theres no way in seriously gonna make bank from buying all those dips like a pic related, right?
The Bog Lords are just getting my hopes up arent they?

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18099322

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't time the bottom

>> No.18099339
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>>18099312
You can get it at a number of places.

>> No.18099344

>>18099277
unironically the first time i thought richard spencer was genuine and he was shaking crying like the bad guy in an 80s film about high school bullies

>> No.18099347

OVER BY EASTER

A FEAST OF GRILLED BEAR FLANKS FOR EVERYONE

>> No.18099351

>tfw shorted the bottom

>> No.18099357

Bulls have been getting too cocky for 4 days in a row, surely tomorrow that will stop right?

>> No.18099364

>>18097399
He literally hedged what he said was going to happen. Gosh you're slow.

>> No.18099368

CMON JEROME PUMP BA TO 200 I'LL BE YOUR FILTHY FED WHORE FOREVER

>> No.18099372
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>>18097329
I said yesterday that today wouldn’t be the catalyst for the crash but of course /biz/ just bet against the clown market anyway, and was in turn, clowned on.

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>>18099357

>> No.18099377

>>18099357
No, market only go up

>> No.18099389

>>18099322
I timed it perfectly but only with 10% of what I wanted to put in I fell for the DCA meme

>> No.18099391

>>18096148
OP you are a retarded loser, kys.

>> No.18099402
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18099402

I FOMO'd in. see you on the other side

>> No.18099406

>>18099377
22k dow?
2.6k s&p?

>> No.18099419

>>18099402
>/biz/ anon FOMO'd in
Bearish as fuck signal, 18k soon.

>> No.18099420

>>18099357
Weekend sell-off?

I think so.

>> No.18099421

>>18099322
>implying we've reached the bottom
enjoy your temporary pump bulltard. once the market realizes it would take 10 of these relief packages to even make a dent in the corporate debt, we're going back down.
for me, its time to pick up some more SQQQ on the cheap

>> No.18099425

>>18097561
>bear markets last 2-3 weeks
yeah okay. good luck out there retard.

>> No.18099441

lads, this is the real thread

>>18099380

>>18099380

This isnt an actual /smg/ thread

>> No.18099448

>>18099389
If you're smart you never DCA.
I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough to time the bottom so I spent like 25% at the bottom and 50% on the way down.

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>>18096148
>workers go down
>stonks go up
Its a trick bros

>> No.18099502
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18099502

This bull trap.

>> No.18099503

>>18099421
>once the market figures out the underlying economic contradictions of capitalism as detailed by my surrogate father figure Karl Marx we'll have our revolution I swear!!
get FUCKED commie scum

>> No.18099509

>>18097561
screencapped. let's circle back around to this in about a month and see how nCoV responds to throwing money at it
>hint it will still spread and kill people

>> No.18099522

>>18097399
even if there is a further drop its still the safe play to buy in now, thats why hes doing it. in a year we will be back up to where we were in october

>> No.18099568
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18099568

Jobs go down, stocks go up.

>> No.18099571

>>18099421
Sorry but the massive amount of corporate debt is priced in

>> No.18099574

SQQQ bros ... can we even get back to $23

>> No.18099589
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>>18097360
get your jollies off

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>>18097561
>3.2 million jobs
>most of them dont participate in the market
Are you retarded anon?

>> No.18099616

Who else here will be able to tell their grandchildren that they're rich because you were able to buy a bunch of boeing stock at 100 dollars a share when the world temporarily listened to hysterical women who thought a seasonal flu would be the end of the world?

>> No.18099668

>MARKETS UP ON STRONG JOBLESS CLAIMS

>> No.18099736
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>>18097438
that is so cruel ... why? are you animal?

Put something more erotic and less tragic

>> No.18099878

>>18099568
That's correct sir. labor gets more agreeable and corporations with a few owners more profitable.

>> No.18099924

>>18099502
how do you know? TA?

>> No.18099994
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>>18099402
Dump eet.

>> No.18100017

>>18099470
it is very logical because rich 90% stock owners get more rich and poor more poor . cheep labor is profitable for a few owners. Workers get more agreeable

>> No.18100037

what else is going to get a stimulus pump?

>> No.18100138
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>>18099421
>it would take 10 of these
Woah, woah, woah, woah, get a load of hot shot economist over here! Care to show us your mathematical formula to reach that conclusion.

>> No.18100140

>>18099357
no, it will go up

>> No.18100237

Don't you dare stop pumping!

>> No.18100241

who is buying SPXL

>> No.18100263
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18100263

Bought cheap SQQQ calls

>> No.18100315

>>18099357
Bulls have been surviving off of number manipulation. In a sane market, such manipulation would be extremely bearish as it only ends up prolonging the pain and causing huge amounts of volatility. But in clown market, a $1,200 one time check to everyone somehow overrides twice as many unemployed as expected, tenants banding together to not pay rent, stores and travel completely shut down except for critical services, and the entire world in a panic. We should be consistently dropping 5% a week, but this week is looking green. Clown market doesn't describe it.

>> No.18100338 [DELETED] 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18100344

what the fuck does this mean
what is going on in the photo

>> No.18100363
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18100363

GG NO RE

>> No.18100369

>>18100338
yeah i saw the funny gif with the pink man on reddit too

>> No.18100382
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>>18100338
Lol funny! Upvoted!

>> No.18100396

>>18099574
Reeeee I hope so I hate this clown market I am holding now bought at 21.70 for 6k il fucking hold this things out of spite

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Was this close to buying something but I will wait and see. This market could jump or dump any minute.

>> No.18100442

>>18100410
Sauce

>> No.18100445
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I DON'T WANT MONEY ANYMORE
I DON'T CARE IF MY POSITIONS GOES TO 0
I WANT THIS CLOWN MARKET TO CRASH AND BURN
I WANT JEROME'S HEAD ON A PIKE

>> No.18100478

>>18100363
lol look at the volume. Bulls I hope you enjoyed it.

>> No.18100504

>>18100315
its short term everybody knows a dump is comin they are just trying to ride the easily gauged fed pump and stimulus pump

>> No.18100507

>>18097450
Clown market

>> No.18100511
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>>18100442
Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
Never watched it but I think thats where its from

>> No.18100515

>>18100410
This
I was kicking myself for not picking up SQQQ at 23

>> No.18100552

>>18100515
Right now I would refrain from buying anything desu.
This market is not normal and completely unpredictable.

>> No.18100567

IRON HANDS BEARS YOU ONLY LOSE WHEN YOU SELL

>> No.18100572

J S H A P E D R E C O V E R Y

J is for Jerome btw BRR BRRR BRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18100587
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18100587

YES. ITS HABBENING

>> No.18100589

Why the FUCK didnt I buy Boeing of course it would fucking get bailed out its fucking Boeing god fuckinf damn it why did if ucking buy puts

>> No.18100590
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18100590

at this point what governments aren't printing their currency into hyperinflation

>> No.18100597

Literal clown market

>> No.18100601

>>18096148
Link discord faggots infected the project (and got justed) and FUD the shit out of it. It's incredibly hard to understand and incredibly easy to FUD so people pretty much just run amok with it. Crude oil and Stock indices getting added next month.

>> No.18100604

>>18100396
SQQQ Hammered for the fucking third day in a row. Time to sell boys?

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My IAU calls are just starting to print.

I am going to be fucking rich when inflation kicks in.

>> No.18100614

>>18097344
YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOURCE RIGHT NOW

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18100616

hello wealthy aristocrat here
whoa what's that?
you didn't buy NIKE?
yikes.

>> No.18100622

>>18100587
A normal swing.
Wow so huge

>> No.18100625

How about 3 day work week?

>> No.18100626

>>18100604
Fuck that, I'm not giving Jerome and those Fed fucks the satisfaction. I'm going down with the ship.

>> No.18100650

(loud) live footage of Jerome "Fire it Up" Powell activating the money printers https://youtu.be/z8bIXeM0RJ8?t=99

>> No.18100652

>>18100622
With 8 times the leverage :^)

>> No.18100660
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>SPY 200 4/17p

>> No.18100661

>>18097361
This. Part of me is hopeful itll crash. I mean I had an appointment cancelled on me recently. Otherwise i sold my stocks too early.

>> No.18100663

>>18100626
I'm holding too friend and reducing my long positions while I still can. It will pay off. Next 10% drop I'm going all long

>> No.18100674

>>18100604
Get out. The bottom is in. BUY TQQQ to recoup.

>> No.18100683

Please tell me how this isn't going to get worse. Not only will the US surpass China/Italy in cases tomorrow but you're talking about a country where people wait as long as possible before going to the doctor/hospital to avoid paying. This means you're going to have people stumbling in needing immediate critical care/ICU/ventilators. What happens when your local hospital runs out? What happens when images of corpses in ER rooms start pumping out? Does Trump stay committed to his Easter grand re-opening? Does he actually think local politicians will kill their constituents so he can re-open Mar-a-lago and his other resorts?

>> No.18100691

>>18097468
About 2 percent of the population in 1 week. So how many unemployed are there since the start of March?

>> No.18100698

>>18097361
This is not the bottom. The bottom will be here when the market crabs with minor gains and the vix is sub 40. Also corona has not peaked. Whether it be cases or the actions the government will take.

>> No.18100702

Do I take a 30% loss on my 04/08 SPY195 puts?

>> No.18100705

>>18100691
>week ended march 21
>claims not raw unemployment
Things are going to get MUCH worse.

>> No.18100706
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>>18100683
Priced in.

>> No.18100707

>>18100683
Priced in, everything is priced in. We don't have an actual market, we just have a casino where the house actively manipulates the odds.

>> No.18100710
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'Sup gangstas. When's the real dump so I can buy more?

>> No.18100722

>>18100702
Yeah. Buy some more further out.

>> No.18100724

>>18100683
Why would they keep corpses in the er? Should probably burn them in the streets. Euros, what how did you handle the last black plague?

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>>18100683

>> No.18100749

>>18100683
Fuck back off to r*ddit. This nothingburger is finished. Just another demonrat talking point. Btw you missed the bottom LMBO

>> No.18100758

>>18100612
Gonna need a sauce

>> No.18100759

>>18099419
I was considering fomoing in on calls earlier today but recognized the pattern of me doing this before so backed off.

>> No.18100768

Things getting worse is priced in at this point. SP500 below 2300 isn't happening for another month at least.

>> No.18100769

Wait.
How is the stock market going up? What kind of retarded stock market do we have?

>> No.18100770

>it was just a flu this whole time
DOOMERS BTFO
HAPPENINGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18100774

Any leafbros making money?? My stocks I watch are crabbing hard, any suggestions for today?

>> No.18100785

Any one remember the name of a stock/bonds simulator videogame from like early 2000s?

>> No.18100797
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>>18100785
Victoria 2

>> No.18100810

>>18100683
Most of the people that die are not productive anyway. If anything it's good for the economy.

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>>18100749

>> No.18100821

CSCO or ORCL?

>> No.18100826

>>18100797
Not liquor factories simulator plz.

>> No.18100835
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YES YES NIKE GROW GROW!

>> No.18100847

Is it bad to hold SQQQ or similar ETFs over the weekend if I think monday is gonna be red?

>> No.18100853

Aaaaaaaa the fomo is kicking in but I've been screwed by this before!!! What do I do.

>> No.18100859

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
Aside from the coronavirus meltdown, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The market crash is a rare gift and from here on out, fretting over a few more dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.18100869

>>18100567
Or your puts expire. Or the crabbing fucks your leveraged position. There are more ways to fail as a bear than just not holding long enough even if the overall trend is down.

>> No.18100873

>>18100797
Look at 'im waggle!

>> No.18100902

>>18100821
TQQQ. I was a CSCO bagholder for awhile. It's a do nothing company. Buy it if you want to look at a horizontal line with a meager dividend while everything else in tech moons around it.

>> No.18100926

>>18100847
It's bad to hold SQQQ when the market is about to moon, which it is currently beginning to do.

>> No.18100952

>>18099924
is coconut virus over?
have we gotten next quarter's earnings?
do these jobless folks really not matter?
are we getting Trumpbux?
what will Trumpbux do?

>> No.18100956

>>18100589
i dont know maybe try watching the news zoomer Trump said he wasnt going to let boeing fail like a dozen times in the press conferences

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Nasi Palosi just said "I don't think we've seen the end of direct payments."

>> No.18101000

>>18100710
yikes, i would exit those before noon ET

>> No.18101013

>>18100589
You literally gave me that money anon, I'm watching my BA stock keep PUMPING it won't stop I can't handle all this winning it's just like Trump said

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Give one good reason why you're not stocking up on KTOS when they're poised to grab the military contract.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kratos-leader-combat-drone-market-190852388.html

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Idk goys. Seems like tomorrow has a slight chance of being red. I have a put expiring tomorrow and will hold through today.

>> No.18101150

>sold SPY call for $4 profit
>it begins to moon
fucking paper hands

>> No.18101163

>>18101092
Why are you posting futures girl with that

>> No.18101184

>>18097344
Sauce

>> No.18101200
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>>18101096
>red
>ever again
YOU HEARD 'EM BOYS, THEY ACTUALLY THINK WE WON'T HAVE A 50K DOW END OF MONTH.
DOUBLE TIME DOUBLE TIME, I WANT MORE MONEY PRINTED

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>>18100847
It zeroes on next day. So if NDX goes up 3%, at EoD, you're -9%, the following day you're zeroed there, so when NDX goes down 3% and SQQQ goes up 9%, you're not recouping. That $0.10 difference across a thousand shares is a big deal, obviously.

>> No.18101315

>>18101163
Because it's going to the moon

>> No.18101339

>>18101096
I sold my disney put and called my losses. They went up fucking 5% and the day isn't even half over yet. Thank god I made a couple calls that seem to be doing well

>> No.18101407

>>18101254
I'm a retard and nor holding any SQQQ but would you mind putting in some numbers as an example?
I get that SQQQ may not go up as much as the market went down but why would you not make money?
Again numbers would help my tard brain to understand

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>> No.18101428

Welp, my puts have ended in disaster and we bulls now. What are some relative cheapies to buy before Jerome sends us back to 30k?

>> No.18101451

>>18101428
THIS IS A CRYPTO THREAD YOU FAGGOTS

>> No.18101508

>>18101451
you can't call something /smg/ and expect it not to be used by people trading stocks

>> No.18101543

what $1 options are you guys buying? ive gotten lucky 2 days in a row, my $1 GE 7.5 call is printing money right now, wish i bought more than just the one kek

>> No.18101616

>>18101407
Numbers turn green = SQQQ go down

Numbers turn red = SQQQ go up

Numbers have only been green and are still going green at a ridiculous rate. Your fucked if you have any SQQQ right now. As long as its green SQQQ won't move a FRACTION OF A PENNY UP! Not one!

>> No.18101643

anyone else watching pelosi lie her ass off on bloomberg news right now?

>> No.18101714

>>18101643
she's so loaded up with drugs and booze she may literally believe what she's spewing

>> No.18101772

>>18101714
its hilarious watching her try to spin the stimulus to the american public as her idea

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>>18101714
>>18101772

>> No.18102035

>>18100758
moran titanchi. image search lazyfag

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I just woke up, is this fucking it? Is the crash really fucking over? Do I have to wait for quarterly earnings to fall farther? We've basically been green all week!

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>>18102036
who tf do u think is putting money in? it's the fed. pumping adrenaline into this dead fucking cat

>> No.18102215

>>18102069
Yeah but you'd think at some point bagholders would dump their shit to clean up their portfolios now that they're not totally fucked. Today is so fucking green my entire portfolio is green based on my longs on oil, despite being loaded up with puts getting fucked.

At this point I'm expecting tomorrow to be green. Probably going to sell off my puts expiring next friday and cut my losses at the next dip.

>> No.18102350

If Trump actually tries to reopen on Easter will we see another crash once a ton of people get sick?

>> No.18102358

>>18101864
>>18101772
>>18101714
look at the lying sluts own version of her bill that she drafted in response to Trump and the republicans quickly acting to help america

https://justthenews.com/government/congress/house-democrats-release-25-trillion-stimulus-some-provisions-unrelated

>> No.18102402

>>18102350
doubt it, once enough epople get sick the braekous will get smaller as people gain immunity. the projections by most scientists are at least half of people will get it in the world, but probably more like 75%. at this point they are just trying to slow the outbreaks enough so hospitals can catch up to the critical patients instead of having 1 ventilator for every 100 people

>> No.18103079

>>18102358
>25 trillion dollars
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18104323

I bought sqqq at 22 drops to 20 smg convince me to sell immediately it goes to 21 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm a retard hear me roar reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.18105007
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Just went all in: 15x TVIX @ $340. Hoping for a second selloff at 3 today. Wish me luck boys.

>> No.18105555

>>18105007
I'm so fucking scarred by this market that I'm actually scared for you.
God fucking speed.

>> No.18107388

Bought QAN + SYD at the bottom. How fucked will i be if i hold them for a year?

>> No.18107542
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>>18101643
No, but I heard the Charlie Pellett coof when trying to introduce Sergio Ermotti. Too bad there's no time stamp on screen.

>> No.18107610
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God please tell me I’ll be ok

>> No.18108144

>>18097477
BeCaUsE sIlVeR wIlL hElP yOu wHeN sHiT gOeS dOwN.

Nah jamal will just rob you at gunpoint. Just get a gun if "shit goes down" ain't no one trading with silver. Its just a speculative asset, one of which synthetix makes easier, more desentralized and more liquid to trade.

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So I'm supposed to believe this should make the SP500 goes tits up?

>> No.18108216

>>18108144
desu physical metals are good hedge agaist banking system collapse
if the banks go down I doubt you'll be able to convert your Sxag into real money

>> No.18108230

>>18107610
STOP BUYING SHORT TERM CONTRACTS YOU RETARD.
You won’t be okay and you deserve it.

>> No.18108264

>>18097561
35% drop isn't enough to price in covid.
35% is the kind of correction we should have had anyway after a face-melting 12 year bear run.

>> No.18108321

>>18108216
You'll be able to convert it to silver gold and other assets like stonks

>> No.18110048
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JUST

>> No.18110079

>>18110048
what the fuck, is that on margin or something?

>> No.18110290

>>18110048
is that you ?

what made you think spy would drop below 145 in monthes ? 145 is below the 50% drop in 2008 and 2000 that took at least 2 years to happen. i hope this wasnt you anon

>> No.18111330

>>18110048
And I thought I got the unlimited shaft being a mere 12k down. Even after the bull trap is over, those are really aggressive. You're not making anything, that's for sure.

>> No.18111790

>>18097329
You listened to redit and twitter instead of /pol/, eat shit

>> No.18112011

>>18097329
How are you not green after going all in on calls? Today was +5%.

>> No.18112436

>>18110048
Looooool

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I feel stupid for selling my airline stocks after they dipped today...I need to learn to just hold and not listen to /biz/ when they say this is just a dead cat bounce. You guys don't know shit.

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Gentlemen, this thread IS America

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