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18092581 No.18092581[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Should I keep a giant centipede as a pet?

>> No.18092586

>>18092581
nah, stick it in your pooper

>> No.18092588

Record yourself eating it and then become famous in China.

>> No.18092595
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18092595

p-put it up your ass...

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>>18092581

>> No.18092611

>>18092581
why

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>>18092581
can I pet it?

>> No.18092631

>>18092581

FUCK, I wish I didn't have a fear of bugs. That shit turns my stomach. I saw a smaller one on the wall in my house couple years ago and seriously stayed up all night contemplating if I should burn my house down.

Long story short, I got a $160,000 insurance check and sold the land.

>> No.18092647

>>18092581
This centipede is not that big tho. I actually saw some chink in Aus have this kind of drink that have 2-3 big ass centipede inside.
They truely can eat everything. Fuck chink.

>> No.18092648

>>18092595
sguidward

>> No.18092652

>>18092615
Fuck that, it'll bite.

>> No.18092659
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>>18092581
For my money, I'd perfer A Funnel Web Spider. Funnel Web Spiders also make good pets, and as my image shows, are a lot more cool than a giant ccentiepede. You'd have to be retarded to own something so gross when Superior options such as the Spider exist.

>> No.18092678

I think I should stop smoking cigarettes.
They can't be good for me right?

>> No.18092739

I saw one of those scurrying across the beach once and got really scared

>> No.18092757

>>18092659
Wtf did they kill the centipede?
Seems cruel to me, just sentencing the poor guy to death with no chance otherwise

>> No.18092784

>>18092678
very bad actually

>> No.18092907

>>18092784
Damn
I like them but you are probably right
Thanks anon

>> No.18093275

>>18092581
Why did you ask twice?

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giant milipedes are more reasonable

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>> No.18093358

Why can't the chinks just go vegan? Rice and kimchi right? Why not