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18092430 No.18092430 [Reply] [Original]

The eviction freezes have really ticked a lot of you boomer fucks off. Not my fault the government cucked you

You ARE NOT getting my wagies for the next 2 months, you're going to have to deal with this. There is literally nothing you can do about it. My buddy also has a spare bag of cement if you get lippy with me. You better watch your attitude and show sympathy to your fellow citizens during this time of suffering, or those will be some expensive plumbing repairs

>> No.18092460
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>>18092430
Unfathomably based. Fuck landlords

>> No.18092494

NOOOOOOOOO JUST PAY WITH MONEY EARNED BY DOING NOTHING LIKE THE MONEY I MAKE

>> No.18092502

Based just flush the cement down all plumbing before leaving

>> No.18092608

>>18092502
I'm leaning on it. The trick is to add small amounts so it solidifies deeper into the lower levels of the plumbing, leaving no way to endanger yourself legally

>> No.18092642

>>18092430
Giving that your parents were nice people, bless their souls, I'm willing to give you a break kid. They never missed a payment. Your mother paid me every single month right there on that couch. Oh it's still there, that's nice.

>> No.18092662

Remove foreign landlords

>> No.18092735
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>>18092642
>I FuCkEd uR mOm

Nice retort landkike. You're gonna wanna get those kneepads out. The bank need that monthly payment. You do have saved rainy day income, right? :^)

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>>18092430
based af

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>>18092430
what are you going to do when i turn off your circiut breaker and lock the box? or when i turn off the gas and lock the utility room? filthy squatters will be COMPELLED to leave if they don't pay up. i call it self-eviction

>> No.18092828

>>18092430
Haha wagie... any LL not stupid is stacking hard every month. Barely need your overpaid rent moron

>> No.18092842

>>18092430
how much would it wreck my credit if I refused to pay rent? I'm still getting paid for 1 month but my landlord does not know that. My credit score is currently around 530, thinking it might be worth it to just say fuck it and keep the money. Landlord is an old guy who just landlord's for fun as far as I can tell

>> No.18092845

>>18092799
https://definitions.uslegal.com/s/squatters-rights/
kek

>> No.18092860

>>18092642
>resorting to LARPing
Lmao.
You know what's not a LARP? The bank coming to clean your overleveraged ass out, ruin your credit and take ownership of "your property" once everyone misses rent.
Should have owned your properties instead of gambling with someone else's money, moron.

>> No.18092870

>>18092845
>police aren't enforcing laws out of fears of coronavirus
>thinking you have any chance of your power getting turned back on anytime soon

good luck with that filthy squatting scum

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>>18092870
In a year i'll be the landlord on property you paid for and you can't do anything about it

>> No.18092945

>>18092502
what do i do if i rent a condo unit?

>> No.18092963

>>18092735
Don't say that about your mother son, we never had to resort to any of that.
>>18092860
Bank just needs someone to care for the "difficult" and less "fortunate". That's really all I do. It's almost humanitarian when you see how some of these people live.

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>>18092799
>the landkike thinks he can win a war of attrition with me

Do you know how many tenants have taken the peepeepoopoo pill? Do you think cementing your pipes is the end of what I have in store? LMAO

That's a nice entrance you got there. Would be a shame if a bottle of orange dehydrated piss infused with asparagus soaked your ceiling

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>>18092974
you'll suffer more than i will, and that's what matters

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>Would be a shame if a bottle of orange dehydrated piss infused with asparagus soaked your ceiling

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>>18092842
It's very unlikely to have any tangible effect. The courts will be backlogged for months, maybe even years

If for some reason your landkike wants to bring you to court. You roll in with a wheelchair, and burst out crying about how you were caretaking your corono-positive mother and couldn't pay rent.

>> No.18093065

>>18092842
Topfag

>> No.18093075

>>18092430
I stopped paying rent when the first cases hit America and put $29,000 into Kleros at 0.009. Fucking amazing month desu.

>> No.18093152

>>18093075
You would have been the ENTIRE 24 hour volume if you put 29k in at 0.009 so no, you didn't. Hell you'd be over the entire 24 hour volume today.

>> No.18093249

Landbros, I have had a brainwave. I am offering one month's free rent to anyone who is willing to testify against their neighbours intentionally sabotaging property. Obviously this only works if you own most of the block but of any small fries have ideas on how to get around that I am all ears.

>> No.18093404

>>18093249
i have secret cameras installed in all my properties for this very purpose

>> No.18093431

>>18093404
>He thinks recording people in a private domicile without consent is legal

Wish I could see the judge's face when you pull up the recording kek