/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18091776]

get ready for buy some cheapies tomorrow edition!

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/

sickly girls:
>>18088717

[Anonymous No.18091817]

what's the word on australian stock, thinking of going for Qantas or Ardent Leisure, they're bound to bounce back. Think of all the tourism campaigns that will explode after this shit ends.

[Anonymous No.18091824]

Imma gonna get some bear certificates with 8 times leverage after the market opens. On Tesla I'll add.

Am I retarded? Tesla is a bubble right?

[Anonymous No.18091828]

non-weeb thread here
>>18091764
this one will probably be recycled or you fags will switch to this one, I can't price that in.

[Anonymous No.18091865]

I have faith!

[Anonymous No.18091881]

>priced in!
>too cocky!
>just a flu bro!
>oh no no no no!
>ooooooooooooooooooooo
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>clown world
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr
>its over

[Anonymous No.18091887]

>>18091824
entire firms have gone bankrupt shorting tesla anon just no
elons business model margin calling shorts

>>18091828
stop linking your soulless threads in mine or me will spam your threads into bump limit -_-;

[Anonymous No.18091898]

>>18091881
That's a man

[Anonymous No.18091912]

>>18091887
is that priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091922]

SQQ

[Anonymous No.18091921]

>>18091887
that isn't my thread but please, show mercy weeb i repent

[Anonymous No.18091926]

>>18091865
fuckin based. night lads, see ya tm, i'm hoping the bear shows his claws if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.18091936]

SPY won't be 260 until 2021. Screencap this post or you'll get priced in during your sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.18091938]

>>18091776
u should have payed your taxes....
now u will get audit

[Anonymous No.18091940]

>>18091887
I think I'm gonna do it sempai.

[Anonymous No.18091947]

>>18091898
>she

[Anonymous No.18091956]

>>18091936
Not even worth screencapping.

[Anonymous No.18091994]

Red ID to confirm it will be bright red tomorrow and the market will recover in 2023.

[Anonymous No.18092002]

SPY to 277 next week

[Anonymous No.18092017]

>>18091936
SPY will hit 160 before it hits 250, screencap this

[Anonymous No.18092056]

>>18091994
Sorry anon

[Anonymous No.18092061]

>>18091956
YOU JUST GOT PRICED IN
>>18092017
You might escape the pricing in.

[Anonymous No.18092072]

I don't respect women, bros

[Anonymous No.18092085]

>>18092061
Ah shit I have been priced in! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18092102]

>>18091938
me should have :( but only because would have gotten me free money

ifc they can cum for me what they gonna do look at me staggering medical bill and massive insurance and be like "you owe me money"

>>18091940
am warning ya anon have been doing this way longer than anyone have big guns

[Anonymous No.18092106]

>>18091881
you forgot based

[Anonymous No.18092132]

I'm thinking of selling everything on Friday and then all in on KO and TSLA Monday.

[Anonymous No.18092179]

>>18091776
1776!
I wonder what it was like back then in 1776... 1776... 1776...

[Anonymous No.18092207]

>>18091824
fuck tesla

[Anonymous No.18092240]

>>18091922
1, 3 and 4

[Anonymous No.18092254]

>>18092240
imagine having such conventional and pedestrian taste

[Anonymous No.18092264]

>>18092254

[Anonymous No.18092265]

>>18092254
pedestrian kek, i'm stealing that anon

[Anonymous No.18092272]

Looking forward to cheapies tomorrow.

Are there any companies we know for sure probably won't make it? Wondering what should be avoided.

[Anonymous No.18092275]

>>18092102
how much is your medical bill....

[Anonymous No.18092277]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18092290]

I'm melting /smg/, please help.

[Anonymous No.18092309]

>>18092290
Sorry but that's already Priced in

[Anonymous No.18092320]

what did futures show on the days of the biggest losses?

[Anonymous No.18092338]

How will the bounce up from the 2 trillion stimulus react against the official news of >2.5 million unemployment claims?

[Anonymous No.18092340]

How do you guys think WTI will be doing?

[Anonymous No.18092358]

>>18092309
please it's getting worse

[Anonymous No.18092363]

>>18092320
They almost always hit limit downs of -5%

[Anonymous No.18092379]

>>18092338
They're releasing february's unemployment numbers, so it won't be 2.5 mill.

[Anonymous No.18092380]

>>18092240
3 for sure
Looks like my wife's ass
Bury my face in that deliciousness

[Anonymous No.18092391]

>>18091840
>At least enough to keep generating passive income ontop of my savings and job.
Enough to be a poor neet if you didnt include the job or savings? If so very nice. I wish to be a neet. Currently am but that just because I've been unemployed for a while.

[Anonymous No.18092405]

>>18092379
No, it's the weekly unemployment figures.
The monthly are released the first Friday of the month.

[Anonymous No.18092452]

I think usa r0 is under 1 avg countrywide now

[Anonymous No.18092482]

>>18092363
futures are dropping lower

[Anonymous No.18092484]

>>18092320
They could be anything honestly, and they can flip on a dime. The fact that its not moved means people are holding their breathe. Job numbers tomorrow, and its going to be apocalyptic.

[Anonymous No.18092499]

>>18092484

[Anonymous No.18092542]

>>18092499
Just a protip, use https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
It has shitty ads, but its got live futures, including other indices and countries.

[Anonymous No.18092558]

>CLOSED CASE DEATH RATE REACHES 16%
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18092681]

Why the FUCK did bodhisattva pump today.

[Anonymous No.18092925]

>need to have 25k in your account at all time to day trade

...because...why?

[Anonymous No.18092933]

Ok so anon from the other thread, The fellow oldie who was just curious about indicators.
Looking through video. But also puzzling over why the futures and international markets have been so indifferent.
When I wake up in the morning I'll follow the line of dead threads to the current one. That way I avoid the /pol/ autismo.

[Anonymous No.18092955]

>>18091865
how's that been working for iran so far? they should've given the fucker a shovel to dig the fucking graves.

[Anonymous No.18092956]

>>18092925
Something about poor people being bad with money and daytraders generally losing money.

[Anonymous No.18092964]

>>18092956
You would probably lose your ass more if you hold when you shouldn't though?

[Anonymous No.18092992]

>>18092132
anon it's hard for me to express how frustrating it is having to explain to people this is just the beginning. the governments know this, they are trying to keep people docile for as long as it takes to research this shit and create a contingency plan. once they have a solution that actually works, life might slowly return to normalcy, such a solution is nowhere to be seen so far.

[Anonymous No.18093004]

>>18091865
wouldve been funnier if he opened up his vest that would be lined with dynamite

[Anonymous No.18093010]

>>18092964
If nobody were holding what would happen to the price anon?

[Anonymous No.18093041]

>>18092452
source?

[Anonymous No.18093080]

>>18092964
No... at least not according to traditional Boglehead style investing. Buying and holding and buying and holding and buying and holding and gradually shifting from 60/40 stocks/bonds to be heavier in bonds as you near retirement has been pretty consistently solid. We all THINK we’re good at market timing and stock picking until we fuck it up, most people DO fuck it up a bit or even a lot. I guarantee you many people sold everything after that last crash and before this 15% rally... and might get back in now before it possibly crashes some more or... it’s just this shit is hard to do with any consistency. Be in stocks when you’re younger to take risks. Then when you’re older be mostly in bonds to keep your money much safer.

>>18092992
You don’t think we lucked out by getting it when we did, because the summer should give us something of a respite to construct additional pylons— ventilators and beds and whatever other preparations we need to make, maybe pump out some drugs or antivirals that actually do show promise, and now that we’re used to social distancing, there will probably be less rioting that second time around?

[Anonymous No.18093087]

>>18092925
Can't you just do Robinhood, Cash App, etc?
I know they only only three times a week to do it, but honestly why would you do it more than that?
Day trading is dumb tbqh.

[Anonymous No.18093095]

>>18093087
*only allow

[Anonymous No.18093124]

>US deaths surge to over 1000
>We've hit the bottom
Haha

[Anonymous No.18093136]

>>18093087
>Day trading is dumb tbqh.
just nice to know the option is there

[Anonymous No.18093150]

Now that the dust has settled, has corona-chan been the best black swan of our generation?

[Anonymous No.18093155]

>>18092992
Oh I know its not over, Im just tired of worrying about the market every day.

[Anonymous No.18093161]

>>18093136
Well just use those apps then if you are short 25k and want to day trade.
Yeah options are nice I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.18093171]

>>18093150
we're not even in the first half yet

[Anonymous No.18093182]

Please help me /biz/
Is it too late to buy MFA? Shell? Any great buys in these tumultuous times?

[Anonymous No.18093192]

futures keep going down, also biden getting #metoo'd and shitlib cat ladies running damage control like they got blasey ford amnesia

[Anonymous No.18093195]

>>18092558
YES! Bad news = bullish and we will pum to 23k easily.

[Anonymous No.18093196]

>>18093182
Friday nigger.

[Anonymous No.18093217]

>>18093192
I really hope Trump invites her to the debate but one up himself from the 2016 debates and let's her, the one chick that actually claimed Biden raped and not just perv touching. debate Biden.

[Anonymous No.18093218]

I was sweating bullets yesterday, and now I'm just pissed I didn't buy some more n

[Anonymous No.18093219]

Git boeing or git cucked

[Anonymous No.18093310]

>>18093041
Dude

[Anonymous No.18093319]

Must have bottom stocks?
Gush? Maybe OILU?

[Anonymous No.18093328]

>>18093182
KDP

[Anonymous No.18093429]

Fuck Ford

Fuckers get their credit rating dropped to "Junk" status and car orders fall 80%. But these fucks rally today?

[Anonymous No.18093436]

[Anonymous No.18093452]

The day of the centipede draws near

[Anonymous No.18093469]

>>18093124
>US deaths surge to over 1000
bullish

[Anonymous No.18093482]

>>18092207
Google images says you are full of shit

[Anonymous No.18093533]

>>18093080
Gonna be tough constructing those pylons since Russia and Saudi Arabia are crashing the vespene gas market

[Anonymous No.18093534]

>>18093482
https://designyoutrust.com/2016/09/worlds-most-secure-house-a-zombie-bunker/

[Anonymous No.18093617]

How many bulltards bought into the trap?

[Anonymous No.18093646]

>>18093534
could this protect me from the coronavirus instead?

[Anonymous No.18093684]

>>18093617
how many bears got cold feet and sold yesterday?

[Anonymous No.18093718]

FUCK KIKES LET IT ALL BURN

[Anonymous No.18093724]

>>18093684
not me

[Anonymous No.18093787]

>>18093684
I'm down too much to get shaken out.

Ride or die at this point.

[Anonymous No.18093803]

>>18093684
Not me.

[Anonymous No.18093804]

>>18093724
>>18093684
>>18093617
>Dow down 1.3%
>vix is over 50
Fuck you guys I thought I was gonna make some money.

At this rate we’ll have an explosive green when somehow the data is a little better than expected. Someone’s gonna cook the books when trump has been pushing SO HARD to get them not to give bad numbers.

[Anonymous No.18093813]

IT WAS PRICED IN
LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18093821]

>>18093804
exactly what i think, i am pulling out and getting back into cash.

[Anonymous No.18093825]

>Nikkei futures red

[Anonymous No.18093827]

>>18093804
There's no stopping it now

[Anonymous No.18093927]

>>18093825
Land of the Rising Bull.

[Anonymous No.18093951]

>>18093825
>-5% in futures after a day that trended -4.5%

[Anonymous No.18093955]

Market will crab tomorrow with a pump near the end because the jobs report isn’t the official monthly report everyone looks at. Bears are delusional as always.

[Anonymous No.18093956]

What 5g related companies are you guys investing in?
Thinking Qualcomm, Cisco, and Eriksson to get a range

[Anonymous No.18094003]

I'm making a compilation of markets related sayings. The ones I got right now are:

- Markets Take The Stairs Up And The Elevator Down

- The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

Any ones you would like to add?

[Anonymous No.18094030]

So do I need to have a bunch of money in the bank to trade with options? Is there an app that lets me do it without some rediculous bullshit? I just want to make some money, albeit peanuts compared to most

[Anonymous No.18094040]

>>18094003
Just all of the Warren Buffett goldies

[Anonymous No.18094061]

how do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.18094178]

>>18094003
-Bears win, bulls win, pigs get slaughtered

-when people get fearful, it’s time to get greedy

[Anonymous No.18094181]

I have SDOW and JDST to initiate for market open. Am
I going to get rich tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18094192]

Holding 393 shares of SQQQ.

I know futures don't mean shit, but even CNN is giving me hope at this point.

[Anonymous No.18094210]

>>18094181
Yes anon, very much so

[Anonymous No.18094241]

>>18094192
>That headline
Wtf I'm bullish now
If they are really spelling out all of your thoughts, you need new ones

[Anonymous No.18094258]

is it over? should i have bought my indexes last week?

[Anonymous No.18094288]

>>18094258
it's never over, you fool.

[Anonymous No.18094295]

>>18094258
anon just shut the fuck up. nobody cares you didn't buy, comments like yours contribute less to the general discussion than brap posters. nobody gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18094304]

>>18094241

>trade the opposite of CNN

Interesting strategy

[Anonymous No.18094338]

These futures aren't a good sign right?

[Anonymous No.18094370]

>>18094304
https://robinhood.com/collections/100-most-popular
inverse RH can be good too. They really like "discount" shit that is trending downward. Kek I haven't looked at it in awhile but there must be so many dude weed bagholders. I wish RH still showed the average user price paid.

[Anonymous No.18094372]

>>18094338
They were battling at -0.5% for a long time, but now are firmly -2%. Nikkei struggled at -5.0% all day and their futures are also slamming into -5.0%.

[Anonymous No.18094387]

Seems like the mainstream is really cognizant of the jobless claims release today, I wouldn’t underestimate it...

[Anonymous No.18094403]

>>18094372
Euro markets down 2-3% on open

[Anonymous No.18094422]

SPY 5/1 210p

[Anonymous No.18094426]

>>18091922
I'd like a better look at #1 pls

[Anonymous No.18094427]

go down go down so i can buy the dip and hold for a year

[Anonymous No.18094432]

>>18094387
the only employment status that matters is my own
I don't care how many food servers lost their jobs; IMO they didn't have real jobs in the first place, so nothing changed.

[Anonymous No.18094458]

>almost gave in to temptation and joined filthy traders just now
Never. I'll never join you. I am an investor, like my father before me. VTSAX is my ally, and a powerful one at that.

[Anonymous No.18094462]

Can anyone tell me why the FUCK so many companies that seem perfectly good dumped hard today?

Regeneron and Costco, two of my CoronaKings getting hit?

Campbell’s down 5%
Kroger down 7%
Teledoc down 12%
Target down 10%
Waste Management, which used to be a classic recession stock, hitting 52-week lows

Is this a backlash against social distancing and corona-stockpiling? Is it just because Trump is telling people it’s time to get back to work?

>>18093533
Kek nice

OH and what the fuck is this pattern called? Waveform expansion?

[Anonymous No.18094471]

>>18093684
I bought yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18094503]

Fauci buying into the seasonality

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/coronavirus-white-house-health-advisor-fauci-says-us-needs-to-be-prepared-for-second-cycle.html

“Other viral respiratory diseases are seasonal, including influenza and therefore in many viral respiratory diseases we do see a decrease in disease in spring and summer,” Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the CDC’s National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said on a Feb. 25 conference call. “And so we can certainly be optimistic that this disease will follow suit.”

“What we’re starting to see in the Southern Hemisphere of Southern Africa and the Southern Hemisphere countries, is that we’re having cases that are appearing as they go into their winter season,” he said. “If they have a substantial outbreak, it will be inevitable that we need to be prepared that we’ll get a cycle a second time.”

Earlier in the outbreak, U.S. health officials said there was a hypothesis among mathematical modelers that the outbreak “could potentially be seasonal” and relent in warmer conditions

Reminder Trump is getting these models to his desk and knows April is the target for much lower R0 in most of America.

Join the seasonality team

[Anonymous No.18094517]

Glad I doubled down on my SDOW today.

[Anonymous No.18094529]

>>18094503
This is a hypothesis but I think it is very seasonal before these data points. So it is not the driver of my reasoning.

I think Trump is getting speculative preliminary data, ex Hydrochloroquine results and bringing that to the public whereas the experts or other officials are worried about false positive reports.

Hence his April planning, based on optimism of seasonality, or touting treatments.

[Anonymous No.18094533]

>>18094517
I'm glad I got grip of steel.

[Anonymous No.18094547]

>>18094529
Why the fuck do you think Trump is planning anything? He was calling the virus a hoax like 2 weeks ago. Guy has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

[Anonymous No.18094562]

>>18093684
Still holding my puts, but we’re not out of the woods yet

I’m fearful of Jerome waking up and having a day

[Anonymous No.18094587]

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18094592]

>>18094547
He never technically referred to coronavirus to be a hoax. You can read the transcript. The actual quote of him saying Hoax had no clear target for the word in fact so basically up to any interpretation.

If we are being totally accurate. This doesn't mean the CDC handled testing properly, everyone knows the test was flawed.

[Anonymous No.18094598]

SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18094604]

Back to tanking tomorrow. My FOMO buys from yesterday starting to look real shit.

[Anonymous No.18094607]

>>18094562
he's speaking tomorrow morning. What does he have up his sleeve?

[Anonymous No.18094613]

All I’ve got going for me are SPY puts and SDOW

Let’s make it together

[Anonymous No.18094624]

>>18094547
>Why the fuck do you think Trump is planning anything?
Trump:
>One day it's like a miracle, it will disappear
>We're going substantially down, not up
>It's going to be fine
And in two days the US will have more cases than Italy and China.

[Anonymous No.18094628]

>>18094562
FUCK
I forgot. Jerome LOVES to punk the markets and is expected to speak in the morning. Before the open?.

Wasn’t someone just saying they were planning on more stimulus after this bill and they hope the fed steps up with something big?

>>18094529
Mate he’s not planning he’s just trying to keep people calm and start nudging them back to work. He doesn’t care if it turns out to be snake oil, he just needs SOMETHING to sell.

>>18094592
No idea what that second paragraph is about. But trump Gets away with a lot of shit because it’s just word salad but you know what he means.

>>18094503
FUCK
I’ve been getting my family to prep kek I’ll look like a total retard if nothing happens and this isn’t the start of something of a happening.

Though I hope it isn’t. I really don’t want a greater depression.

[Anonymous No.18094633]

>>18094598
OH FUCK IT MUTATED RUN FOR YOU FUCKING LIVES IT'S THE END THE END IS NEAR OH FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18094636]

Something is in the air...

[Anonymous No.18094641]

>>18094624
When we hit #1 he will downplay it lmao

[Anonymous No.18094642]

>>18092320
2 days in the last two weeks the futures hit limit down and ended up being massively green

[Anonymous No.18094648]

>>18094598
DELET

[Anonymous No.18094652]

>>18094598
NEVERMIND I DID MORE RESEARCH THE END OF THE HUMAN SPECIES IS PRICED IN I REPEAT IT'S PRICED IN

BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.18094653]

>Killer virus that is just getting started in the US
>Dw stimulus will save us
Did bulls genuinely think we were back? Are they that retarded?

[Anonymous No.18094665]

>>18094653
Just gonna bounce on my boy's green candle for a few hours then hop off and wait for the real dip.

[Anonymous No.18094677]

>>18094653
Yes, yes they are.

[Anonymous No.18094696]

>>18094598
F

[Anonymous No.18094706]

>>18094653
>Did bulls genuinely think we were back? Are they that retarded?
Theyre desperate. They need their 401ks back to aths.

[Anonymous No.18094714]

>>18094653
yes

[Anonymous No.18094731]

>>18094598
Our national news is doomposting about a recession right now.

[Anonymous No.18094732]

>>18094653
I’m real concerned Jerome is going to cockstomp me for going short. Fighting the Fed sucks. I should just stick with buying KO dips... very comfy and also based.

[Anonymous No.18094744]

>>18094653
Yes lol

[Anonymous No.18094757]

It's going to finish level today in Europe..not worried about Japan, this week looked way over pumped.

Level in USA today also. Not a bad day for us based bull. I'd say bears are seething as per normal

[Anonymous No.18094760]

>>18094653
Infinite money is hard to argue against

[Anonymous No.18094775]

>>18094757
>USA more cases than China in two days
>This is somehow bullish
Bulls are insane

[Anonymous No.18094782]

>>18094757
Delusional

[Anonymous No.18094788]

>>18094731
i run a small online business inside the EU
orders are down 80% compared to january
retarded delivery companies can't get something delivered to an address 800km away for two weeks
i am not bearish
i am at the point where I am sitting on my cash, counting every cent

[Anonymous No.18094790]

What exactly can Jerome do? Infinite QE and crediting is already in affect.

[Anonymous No.18094815]

you were warned bulltards

[Anonymous No.18094817]

>>18094788
I hope delivery services don't get cancelled. I need muh weed seeds.

[Anonymous No.18094827]

>>18094624
Hes technically not wrong, he is regurgitating what his advisors told him about herd immunity.

Herd immunity is retarded but it works eventually.

[Anonymous No.18094847]

>>18094790
Ultra Instinct QE

[Anonymous No.18094854]

>sell off day
>broker has some (((technical issues)))
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.18094877]

>>18094827
There isnt really a viable way to stop pandemics anyway. If its actually as bad as black plague and spanish flu and such there isnt anything anyone can do to stop it. Might as well have everyone die and the strong survive and carry on.

[Anonymous No.18094881]

>>18094854
jesus my broker is so fucking slow today too and it is the biggest one in my country, dear god

[Anonymous No.18094897]

>>18094757
god you're still in denial aren't you?

[Anonymous No.18094926]

>>18094877
Maybe, politicians unusally arent rewarded for doing nothing though, its how our government became the bloated monstrosity it is today.

[Anonymous No.18094951]

>>18094926
Yeah they cant just say that or let nothing happen. Its the world we live in these days so whatever. Maybe it ends up being nothing or we all collapse into mad max.

[Anonymous No.18094953]

>>18094757
Based. Spx bulls always have the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.18094955]

>>18094854
Who is your broker? Have you wikied them yet?

[Anonymous No.18094962]

is the market going to get worse or better?

[Anonymous No.18094969]

>>18094962
yes

[Anonymous No.18094973]

>>18094877
>>18094827
Or... you know... keep testing treatments and vaccines. I’ve read some stories about plagues. If everything goes right and i survive, still sounds like something I’d rather do what I can to avoid.

And you never know what evolution will select for. Could get an unpleasant spandrel that fucks us up.

>>18094962
First one, then the other.

[Anonymous No.18094976]

>>18094969
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.18094980]

>>18094003
Buy high sell high

[Anonymous No.18094997]

>>18094003
Don’t catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.18095011]

>>18094003
>buy the dip
>priced in

[Anonymous No.18095021]

>>18094897
Oh how you'll regret this

[Anonymous No.18095041]

You bears are fucking stupid. This dip today has been PRICED IN.

[Anonymous No.18095045]

>>18094997
How does that even apply here

[Anonymous No.18095087]

>>18095041
bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18095098]

TODAY THE BEAR WILL BLEED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18095100]

What time are we getting unemployment numbers? And also what happens if the house doesn't pass this bill?

[Anonymous No.18095108]

Is there a Japanese equivalent of the DOW 30? The Nikkei225 has been retarded for almost 30 years, everyone knows the super majority of Japanese companies are consistently unstable at best.

[Anonymous No.18095123]

>>18095045
It means don't try to time the bottom

[Anonymous No.18095138]

Already made 50%+ profit since I bought my shorts yesterday. Please let the jobless report be a massive disaster...

[Anonymous No.18095139]

>>18095123
>g-guys don't time the bottom
>b-buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18095152]

>>18095100
House is going to pass it; they are doing it by “voice vote” so the loudest side wins with nobody calling for a roll call vote. It’s a way for people to get away with saying “I voted no but they passed it anyways”.

The fact it was 96-0 in the Senate means it would survive a roll call vote anyways since they just need a majority. Pelosi already on record in supporting a vote on it and she has the gavel.

[Anonymous No.18095171]

>>18095152
priced in that it passes, nobody cares about the shitty stimulus package anymore

[Anonymous No.18095174]

>>18094003
Greed is good

[Anonymous No.18095202]

Is today our day bears?

[Anonymous No.18095229]

I will admit to the fact that /biz/ is extremely redpilled on women.
They call them out as thots and end the discussion there.
EXTREMELY redpilled in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.18095251]

>>18094969
Lol

[Anonymous No.18095261]

>>18095229
Based

[Anonymous No.18095263]

>>18095229
/biz/ is currently overrun with /pol/tards.
It really isn't like this usually.

[Anonymous No.18095271]

>>18095202
This whole year is ours Bobro.

[Anonymous No.18095273]

>>18095261
>>18095263
You should see those threads from back earlier.
Some N posted naked women on a blue board and everyone was replying that that was a man.
I have never seen such iron will on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18095274]

>>18095263
/biz/ was always economical /pol/

[Anonymous No.18095283]

>>18095263
It is though, women are assets like land or vehicles.

[Anonymous No.18095284]

>>18095273
Nigger

[Anonymous No.18095287]

2 HOURS LEFT

[Anonymous No.18095292]

>>18095273
Based

[Anonymous No.18095302]

>>18095263
I've been here for two years and I'm not going anywhere
Stupid n word

[Anonymous No.18095304]

>>18094598
Just fyi the Netherlands is not keeping numbers on the people that recovered and don't have to be registered.

[Anonymous No.18095305]

>>18095263
you haven't been here too long have you?

[Anonymous No.18095316]

>>18095287
For what, Jerome or Job numbers?

[Anonymous No.18095321]

>>18095284

[Anonymous No.18095332]

>>18095229
thanks

[Anonymous No.18095342]

Looks like I broke your economy again, heh. Sorry mumu.

[Anonymous No.18095357]

Noob here... Just wanted some thoughts on these ETFs. They are all dirt cheap right now but is there a chance they will return to their former glory in a few months or years?

UWT
OILU
WITU

[Anonymous No.18095377]

>>18095357
Wait until April, nobody knows what's going to happen before then in regards to oil.

[Anonymous No.18095385]

>>18095357
It's cheap enough. Can't hurt right?

[Anonymous No.18095386]

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY THE LAST 3 DAYS BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.18095401]

its going to keep pumping and my puts and going to be worth zero arent they

[Anonymous No.18095412]

>>18095401
strike price and expiration?

[Anonymous No.18095413]

>>18094210
bros is this priced in??

[Anonymous No.18095414]

>>18095401
When do they expire?

[Anonymous No.18095429]

Is futures dumping 5% in the middle of the night priced in bullfags

[Anonymous No.18095439]

>>18095412
>>18095414
240, 27th april

[Anonymous No.18095444]

>>18095429
Not being priced in is priced in. It's over crabbullbears.

[Anonymous No.18095445]

>>18095439
You're safe, fucking pussy kys

[Anonymous No.18095447]

>>18095439
You're fine, buy some call to hedge at the next crab cycle.

[Anonymous No.18095453]

Fed doesn't need to brrrrrr
it just adds some numbers in excel

[Anonymous No.18095457]

What the devil

[Anonymous No.18095459]

>>18095439
you literally still have a month left, if you feel unsure, if you are such a huge pussy then just roll it. also >>18095447

[Anonymous No.18095470]

>>18095444
But the pricing in of it not being priced in is likely already priced in.

[Anonymous No.18095471]

Unemployment numbers at 8:30am est bois

[Anonymous No.18095493]

>>18095471
are the expectations bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.18095497]

>>18095471
My soul is ready but my body is weak. I'M COOOOOOMING!

[Anonymous No.18095501]

>>18095471
PRICED IN
R
I
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E
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I
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[Anonymous No.18095508]

>>18095493
expectations are soup kitchen ish

[Anonymous No.18095510]

Bulltrap was priced in

[Anonymous No.18095530]

Can someone ELI5 why the VIX has risen the last 3 days? Sorry, I'm fucking stupid and can't understand.

[Anonymous No.18095537]

put on brent at 15 bucks, ideas ?

[Anonymous No.18095541]

>>18095263
/biz/ is a spin off from /pol/

[Anonymous No.18095542]

>>18095493
Bullish, can't wait for Americas big moment
USA #1

[Anonymous No.18095544]

any europoors using Degiro?
does the platform allow writing covered puts?

[Anonymous No.18095556]

>>18095530
It means traders are still seeing volatlity despite the bit of rally. Means expectations of huge swings in either direction but mainly downwards. A calm bull market has vix at sub $20.

[Anonymous No.18095561]

>>18095530
Look up the formula for volatility.

[Anonymous No.18095585]

>>18095544
IIRC no, Saxobank does for eufags. Min 10k dep. doe.

[Anonymous No.18095589]

>>18095544
im using it only to buy, not to trade options

[Anonymous No.18095599]

>>18095585
not true, i started trading with 1k usd , they lowered it, to be fair anything less that 1k makes no sense anyway

[Anonymous No.18095610]

>>18095530
didnt u see how americans are DYING in the streets?
- USA soon #1 coronkoko
- yet most deaths are still to come
- meanwhile cheeto god shows remarkable displays or incompetence
- uncertainty if chinese numbers are real or botched
- underwhleming stimulus packages
- vaccines months away

[Anonymous No.18095622]

>>18095610
I agree with everything until here
>underwhleming stimulus packages

[Anonymous No.18095623]

>>18095610
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/usas-covid-19-death-rate-far-below-rates-italy-spain

looks like it is a really a nothingburger, when even ZH is on the nothingburger wave

[Anonymous No.18095625]

>>18095599
I had no idea, how long have you been using it?

[Anonymous No.18095645]

>>18095625
for months, its not the best platform compared to what the americans get to play with, but it is sufficient for me now, i wish it had option charts for profitability and strategies as well

[Anonymous No.18095663]

Not sure if I should load up my ETF's sooner or later. Lowest was what? 13th March? S&P below 2,300 should be strong buy right? NDX below 7,000 strong buy right? FT100 below 4,000 strong buy right? It hasn't been below 4,000 since 2003.

[Anonymous No.18095671]

>>18095561
The highest math I took was calculus and I don't even know what any of these symbols are in the formula.

http://www.cboe.com/micro/vix/vixwhite.pdf

[Anonymous No.18095687]

>>18095610
I trade technically I don't give a shit who is dying in the streets.

[Anonymous No.18095704]

>>18095589
can you buy spy puts on degiro? what's their cut if it's possible.

[Anonymous No.18095721]

>>18095704
dont think so, i havent seen them having any options trading capability, thats why i opened saxobank account, as a eurofag i have limited options, interactive brokers is also a good one

[Anonymous No.18095734]

>>18095721
10k minimum is too much for me though rip

[Anonymous No.18095736]

>>18095721
Last time I checked on IB you need some retarded annual income (for an eurofag) to trade options.

I use swissquote, expensive af though but can do literally everything, even flip crypto on it.

[Anonymous No.18095737]

Is there a reason you are buying options and not turbos/boosters?

[Anonymous No.18095739]

>>18094432
>the only employment status that matters is my own
yes, the market is only looking at one impotent weebs employment status and moves according to you.

[Anonymous No.18095746]

>>18095734
They lowered it to 600$, I gave u out of date info, sry.

[Anonymous No.18095750]

>>18095610
>- vaccines months away
lol, no vaccines are coming. Especially not this year.

[Anonymous No.18095751]

>>18095687
>chartist voodoo
Woof, if chartism worked all the robots would be king yet siri and alexa are still googling shit for people like the chumps they are

[Anonymous No.18095760]

>>18095734
its not 10k bro its 1k
>>18095736
i also saw that when i tried to register with them, dont know why they do that, saxobank has account protection policy so you never go minus

[Anonymous No.18095762]

>>18095622
whats $500B gonna do for companies about to go bust hmm?
for comparision apples's revenue is like 260
the $1200 neetbux will take months to get to the people
it wont keep people from defaulting on their mortagages and it will take the institutions holding those securitized debt with them

[Anonymous No.18095772]

>>18095750
A vaccine for 1 of the 150 strains! Bear fags utterly btfo

[Anonymous No.18095779]

>>18095751
it works (great) for me. pyschology drives charts and people experience the same fear/greed today as they did during tulip mania.

[Anonymous No.18095787]

>>18095704
>>18095721
yeah u can

[Anonymous No.18095806]

>>18095760
I'll have to first finish reading the books on options I got. Don't want to jump into it like wsb retard. I'm interested in politics and current developments, shit affects the stock market, I'm also semi decent with detecting trend changes using the only TA imo that works: Fibs, EMAs. Might save some money and give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.18095809]

>>18095787
>Kum

[Anonymous No.18095811]

>>18095737
turbos are shit, banks always win with spreads and knockouts are idiotic. if you want leverage then just buy options on leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.18095812]

>passport expired
>driver license expired
>bank wont accept my other govt ids for trading account
is there any way around this? i want to trade but cant get an account at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18095815]

>>18095787
How much does degiro charge for an option transaction? Do they allow iron condors, box spreads and other fun stuff?

[Anonymous No.18095817]

>>18095787
alright i didnt know, are the spreads better than saxobank ?

[Anonymous No.18095825]

>>18095787
Shit that's nice. I don't see spy though, is XSP same as spy?

[Anonymous No.18095835]

>>18095811
This, just don't forget to hedge if u do that.

[Anonymous No.18095845]

>>18095787
i just noticed they dont have CFD options for american stocks, which sucks big time

[Anonymous No.18095862]

>>18095845
They do have CFD's but you've got to have a separate account for them due to European legislation. Something about most people losing money on them and having to keep them separate from asset trading accounts to prevent cross liabilities.

[Anonymous No.18095874]

I bought 1000 of $SQQQ at $21.07 yesterday

[Anonymous No.18095883]

Holy FUCK I just bought 14x leverage short ETF on DOW.

LET'S FUCKING GO BOBROS

[Anonymous No.18095887]

>>18095541
digging into /biz/, financial activities and market movements invariably leads you to research bank operations, then central banks operation and eventually currency creation and the fed.

Then, checking the names and family ties of the people on those "institutions" will make you go /pol/ in less than 24h. Not the retarded /pol/ of 4chan, but you get my drift.

[Anonymous No.18095889]

So the EU is edging on going for "Corona bonds" isn't that the same as pandemic bonds? I thought free healthcare was good?

[Anonymous No.18095905]

>>18095889
there is no "free" healthcare. We get taxed off to hell and back for those. oh a refugee care, of course.

Regarding the corona bonds, euro bonds, etc. it's all about the massive take over that's going on. We're going to be indebted to the IMF, ECB and WB in a much higher degree than before.

[Anonymous No.18095913]

>>18095874
Good job, I feel like the market is about to take a shit today

[Anonymous No.18095914]

Futures are going up

[Anonymous No.18095925]

>>18095913
I agree with job numbers in 2 hours, but this $2T bill makes me nervous - passed the Senate

[Anonymous No.18095938]

>>18095815
US based excchanges charge 50 cents/contract, however there are additional costs for holding them which arent really clearly stated
eu based stuff is cheaper however

[Anonymous No.18095944]

>>18095914
OH NO NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18095953]

>>18095914
IF DOW OPENS GREEN I WILL FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.18095965]

>>18095925
It was priced in over that last two days, there isn’t anything keeping the market afloat other than Boeing stock buybacks. I’m thinking you beat the game.

[Anonymous No.18095974]

>>18095953
sounds like your account will be the thing breaking

[Anonymous No.18095983]

>>18095883
what's it called?

[Anonymous No.18095988]

Bullcucks?

Are you ready?

[Anonymous No.18095990]

>>18095983
Not available to burgers IIRC. INTSDOW28886

[Anonymous No.18095993]

>>18095953
>>18095974
Jobless claims will be the deciding factor. Stimulus might end up doing little anyway. sttimulus didnt help in 08. It dumped further after that.

[Anonymous No.18095999]

>>18095953
SPY is already higher than yesterday’s open and will probably open green at this rate

RIP my puts

[Anonymous No.18096001]

Boeing is propping up DOW. Once that dumps, it’s all ogre. If I had any money I’d buy a put.

[Anonymous No.18096038]

This shit is like watching crypto being manipulated, I escaped from crypto to stonks to avoid that and the fucking around with price followed me here. I legit am unhappy now.

[Anonymous No.18096040]

When do we get job numbers?

[Anonymous No.18096044]

Less than 2h to Job report, shouldnt the futures tank.

[Anonymous No.18096049]

>take huge risks
>lose it all
>privatize profits and socialize losses
>repeat
when will it stop?

[Anonymous No.18096050]

>>18096001
I might just dump another 5K on this in short term options to scalp a quick 100% gain like I did yesterday. There's no reason anyone should want this company but daddy trump said we're gonna save it so BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.18096052]

>>18096040
99 minutes

[Anonymous No.18096055]

>>18095953
>Lose money
>Now I am going to lose even more by breaking things
Grug and cave pilled

[Anonymous No.18096056]

>>18096040
you mean, no job numbers

[Anonymous No.18096059]

>>18096040
8:30 ET

[Anonymous No.18096065]

>>18096038
why tf so sad?

[Anonymous No.18096078]

>>18096065
He probably bought SQQQ at 25

[Anonymous No.18096083]

new thread

>>18096079
>>18096079
>>18096079

[Anonymous No.18096091]

Boeing losing its gain

[Anonymous No.18096170]

>>18094003
Sell in May and you are gay

[Anonymous No.18096525]

>>18095993
IIRC, there were several 'emergency' bills that road the panic wave.
I highly suspect this would be the only measure if we're going to actually remain out of work as a country for a few more weeks.
I can certainly seeing today playing to the low jobs and discarding the legislature, already with eyes for the next inexcusable waste of money.

[Anonymous No.18097069]

8mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1NupxasQWs