/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18085862]

We salute our fallen comrades edition
it am on their backs we make gains

nevery forget

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Bottom shorter:
>>18084808

[Anonymous No.18085894]

Jobless claims are going to be 5+ million

[Anonymous No.18085896]

snib snab

[Anonymous No.18085897]

>>18085862
You Forgot the market 24 hour clock again you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.18085903]

IN TIMES OF TURMOIL
IN TIMES LIKE THEEESE
BELIEFS CONTAGIOUS
SPREADING DISEEEASE

[Anonymous No.18085914]

>>18085894
easily more, banks are loaded on shorts at this point

[Anonymous No.18085919]

convince me we haven't seen the bottom, I'm starting to fomo lads

[Anonymous No.18085927]

>>18085862
https://mobile.twitter.com/FDICgov/status/1242455082551164934
This is a terrible sign. They wouldnt be releasing videos like this if total economic collapse wasnt a real possibility, right?

[Anonymous No.18085930]

>>18085894
>citi's permabear call was 4m unemployment
>california has so far been 1/4th of that total

[Anonymous No.18085931]

>>18085897
what the heckies that O_O?

[Anonymous No.18085932]

This makes even less sense today than it did yesterday

[Anonymous No.18085947]

>>18085919
>I'm starting to fomo lads
SELL SIGN

[Anonymous No.18085951]

>>18085932
HONK world

[Anonymous No.18085958]

>sqqq after-hours
please sweet jesus watch over my iron hands and let me unload this shit tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18085960]

>2 trillion stimulus only gets us a green crab day and then red futures

JEROME YOU FAILED US AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18085963]

>>18085862
I wasn't around for the coronavirus task force update today. What happened?

[Anonymous No.18085968]

>>18085914
>banks are loaded on shorts at this point
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.18085976]

>>18085914
How do you know this?

[Anonymous No.18085977]

Poor bullbros, I promise I’ll spend your money wisely. :)

[Anonymous No.18085983]

>>18085931
Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

This was added on so as to track which markets were open 24 hours a day.

Is that you RKG? If so, update your copy paste folder. The decision was made about a week ago to start adding the clock.

>Using kantai collection.

Good taste btw.

[Anonymous No.18085986]

Were these two gains prep for an omega short tomorrow once the jobless numbers come out?

[Anonymous No.18085987]

>>18085958

you too bro? i just want one more dive to get out and then i'll go back to being a bull lol. i'm done!

[Anonymous No.18085988]

>>18085919
trump is planning on sending millions of people back to work while the country becomes the new epicenter of a pandemic. compare this response to literally every other country in the world.

[Anonymous No.18085990]

>>18085894
California's jobless claims went up by 1 million
California makes up roughly 12% of the US population
Extrapolating that to the US yields about 8.3 million people
Even cutting it in half, you still exceed the highest prediction of 4 million, and are well above the mean

[Anonymous No.18086001]

has this been priced in?

[Anonymous No.18086012]

when do unemployment numbers come out tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18086014]

>futures creepin
>bulls are sleepin
>bears are peepin
>fed is weepin

[Anonymous No.18086016]

>>18085919
>CV doubles every 2 days
>NY hospitals at capacity
>Over half NY cases people under 45
>Prince Charles has it, most likely Queen does as well. They'll die
>Morgues already at capacity
>We haven't even started testing properly

[Anonymous No.18086017]

>>18085990
Canada alone had 1 million and they are usually 1/10th of America

Dow to 15000 April 6th screencap this

[Anonymous No.18086022]

>>18086001
It is now.

[Anonymous No.18086029]

>>18085986
I think it's starting to look like that, but I'm also just some dumbass so what do I know

[Anonymous No.18086031]

>>18086017
leaf number is from LAST WEEK. It may be double that now.

[Anonymous No.18086033]

>>18085986
That is definitely what that last minute sell off was about.

[Anonymous No.18086045]

>>18086001
quarantine creamin is a fucking god tier title tho

[Anonymous No.18086050]

>>18086012
Unemployment numbers come out tomorrow.
The anticipated number is 2.5 million. California apparently had 1 million alone. New York 1 million, and New Jersey is expected to have 1 million. We would need to have 1 million across the remaining 47 states in order to hit the high estimate.

[Anonymous No.18086063]

>>18086014
HOW COULD TWO TRILLION DOLLARS NOT STOP BOBO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18086067]

>>18085968
>>18085976
i can feel it (in the tip of my penis)

[Anonymous No.18086071]

>>18086012
8:30

[Anonymous No.18086075]

>Muh general feeling of dread and panic

[Anonymous No.18086078]

>>18086017
Saved.

[Anonymous No.18086079]

>>18086050
cool. like I said, got my SQQQ order in so yipee

[Anonymous No.18086083]

>>18086075
bullish sign

[Anonymous No.18086086]

>India on lockdown
if they can't leave their homes, where will they shit?

[Anonymous No.18086092]

>>18086075
dread and panic have been priced in

[Anonymous No.18086093]

>>18086063

[Anonymous No.18086096]

>>18086050
Jew York alone is probably over 1 million.

[Anonymous No.18086099]

>>18085894
oh not the baristas and bartenders who are still getting trumpbux regardless

[Anonymous No.18086104]

>>18080592
>the real problem with the system is that leftists don't get to spread enough pozz and wealth distribution
>muh both sides are to blame
dilate, commiefag

[Anonymous No.18086105]

>>18086086
out the window?

[Anonymous No.18086108]

>buy the rumor
>sell the news
does this apply to this week?
>buying rumors of unemployment #
>thursday massive sell off because unemployment #

[Anonymous No.18086109]

>>18086067
For real though, is there some metric or are you just speculating?

[Anonymous No.18086126]

Unemployment numbers are priced in. The numbers have been floating around since last week.

[Anonymous No.18086128]

>>18086099

1200 isn't going to cover a months expenses

[Anonymous No.18086131]

In 2 days the US will have more cases than anywhere else on the planet.
Countries that have contained it will have to shut travel from the United States.

[Anonymous No.18086133]

>>18085862
What happened to those boats?

[Anonymous No.18086135]

>>18086109
no clue lol i just feel like the maximum pain hypothesis makes me suspect the jews want to screw over all the bulls now

[Anonymous No.18086146]

>>18085894
It's 2008 all over again. Now that the institutions are loaded on shorts/puts the ratings organizations are starting to downgrade credit ratings across the board.

[Anonymous No.18086147]

>>18085983
y-es

24 hour clock okay
this sqeezy thing looks useless tho

[Anonymous No.18086149]

I'm ashamed
I capitulated and sold half my puts because of the relentless pumping
Bears forgive me

[Anonymous No.18086151]

>>18086128
good

[Anonymous No.18086153]

>>18086096
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18086160]

VNQ or SPY puts

[Anonymous No.18086168]

>>18086131
this will be calming down in almost every country while the US is still deciding who to let die
and then trump will get re-elected anyway lmao

[Anonymous No.18086174]

>>18085977
based

[Anonymous No.18086177]

>>18086086
they must overcome their greatest fear and fight their mightiest enemy: the toilet witch

[Anonymous No.18086184]

>>18086147
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
Possibly. They look more like they're just selling a product rather than giving useful advice about what's going on.

[Anonymous No.18086192]

>>18086180
>>18085792
>>18085796

[Anonymous No.18086193]

Unironically looking into law firms that specialize in divorce to invest in. Quarantine is gonna be hell on a lot of couples

[Anonymous No.18086203]

>>18086174
>>18085977
hopefully bulls got out with their 5% gains so we can make our 300% tomorrow.
if not, rest in pieces

[Anonymous No.18086204]

>>18086153
no. i quite like it here, thanks. anyway, things aren't looking good for Jew York City. lotta problems. lotta ins and outs and what have yous.

[Anonymous No.18086207]

Is it possible to fuck a bobo?

[Anonymous No.18086212]

>>18086001
when was incest normalized in murican porn? is it because women are fucked up? I can't imagine a normal dude wanting to fuck his mother. This has to be something women did.

[Anonymous No.18086215]

>>18086149
You have not wronged us, so there is nothing to forgive.
The only one hurt by you is you.

[Anonymous No.18086223]

>>18086149
You can buy calls too you retard, it's stupid to exclusively trade in one direction

[Anonymous No.18086229]

>>18086204
>>>/pol/
Nobody is asking Nazi.

[Anonymous No.18086234]

>>18086050
I expect it to be around 6 mil. Most of the food industry has went into lockdown, california is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18086249]

https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search?sort=new&restrict_sr=on&q=flair%3ALoss

Lmao why didnt you faggots tell me this exists?

[Anonymous No.18086250]

>>18086193
Shit I didn't even think about that, let us know what you find anon

[Anonymous No.18086254]

Sound of sqqq sound off!!!!! We will make those gains

[Anonymous No.18086253]

>>18086234
I think 6 mill is a reasonable middle high number. With 8 being the highest.

[Anonymous No.18086256]

>>18086193
Law firms aren't publicly traded by law, and for good reason. At least last I thought about that years ago.
I also don't have the stomach to trade on human misery.

[Anonymous No.18086262]

>>18086050
Lmao all these faggot states that your themselves as being better than the rest of the country fall to a simple flu. Just shows how pathetic these fucks are. The south will rise again.

[Anonymous No.18086268]

>>18086229
You need to go back to r-eddit you stupid hurt feelings kike cunt

[Anonymous No.18086271]

The fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.18086275]

>>18086254
been HODLING since $24

[Anonymous No.18086277]

>>18086249
*inhales*

[Anonymous No.18086280]

>>18086050
isn't it Feb numbers tho? why would they be particularly high when this shit didnt really hit until march?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18086282]

>>18086254
I got SQQQ and VXX into tomorrrows job numbers. Anticipating at least 3,4 million

[Anonymous No.18086296]

>>18086192
You are where I want to be. rationality and science and the world of STEM aren't cutting it. good luck on your journey. interestingly enough I am back to reading some Christian literature. i love Philip K Dick and he's a big gnostic-ish sort of writer.

[Anonymous No.18086299]

>>18086262
>The South will rise again.
>The south has the highest R0 due to inefficient governments and governors favoring wall street over others.
>Louisiana, up until monday denying reality went into full lockdown and declared an emergency.
>Texas went on air proclaiming that the boomer must die and the average worker must die so that they can be wagies.
>But the south is the greatest.
K

[Anonymous No.18086312]

>>18086280
This.
wait till the 3rd

[Anonymous No.18086313]

>>18086016
Would the UK declare war on China for killing their heads of state using biological warfare?

[Anonymous No.18086315]

>>18086282

bro haven't you been striking out recently? maybe try something a little more conservative for the next few days

[Anonymous No.18086316]

>>18086256
>I also don't have the stomach to trade on human misery.
and yet, here you are

[Anonymous No.18086323]

>>18086280
Oh no Feb numbers came out on March 3rd. This is the weekly unemployment claims. The monthly one comes out on April 3rd or 4th.

[Anonymous No.18086330]

>>18086277
Check this out sempai

[Anonymous No.18086334]

>>18086280
Weekly job #s nigga. Not the monthly shit

[Anonymous No.18086336]

>>18086280
Tomorrow is the release of current jobless claims. Those are "real time". The full labor report is a week later and will be the numbers for February.

[Anonymous No.18086337]

YES YES RED FUTURES BEAR BROS RED FUTURES
>RED FUTURES
RED FUTURES
>RED FUTURES
RED FUTURES
>RED FUTURES
RED FUTURES
>RED FUTURES
RED FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18086342]

>>18086254
It's 30% of my portfolio
Average price of $22.70

[Anonymous No.18086349]

where are my frens at? how you've been doing lately?

i'm preparing some comfy snacks to watch rogue trader before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.18086354]

>>18086254
threw $500 into SQQQ today, beers are on me

[Anonymous No.18086356]

>>18086323
>>18086334
>>18086336
ok thanks my bad
it will be a shitshow then

[Anonymous No.18086357]

>>18086271
investing.com

[Anonymous No.18086364]

>>18086337
>>18086323
This stupid jobless claims report better not be a nothingburger. I got all my money on puts expecting a big drop through rest of week. Better not let me down bobo.

[Anonymous No.18086371]

>>18086337
they went -0.5% now back to 0%
green tomorrow again confirmed to squeeze the last bears to fucking death before doing mega dump on friday then random ass pump on monday

[Anonymous No.18086372]

>>18086229
>>18086153

>>18086096

thanks for completely derailing the topic at hand with your utter inability to cope with my off color throwaway joke, you fucking faggot.

jesus you people are completely insufferable.

>>18086277
LMAO what the fuuuuuck

>>18086282
same dude, hope to offset some of my inevitable XOM/CVX/RDS.B losses. oil is on a tear the past couple days. hope SQQQ prints. VXX might have been a bad call depending on where you bought in, it was already pretty high today iirc.

[Anonymous No.18086375]

>>18086280
>>18086323
>>18086312
You dummies, it's not the unemployment rate released tomorrow.
It's initial jobless claims.
This is last week's.
https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

[Anonymous No.18086378]

>>18086229
>>18086153
lmao it's literally just one tranny who gets really fucking butthurt about gamer words, in every thread, every time

also nigger
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.18086386]

>>18086282
It's going to be closer to 6 homie, screencap this.

[Anonymous No.18086388]

>He hasnt bought gold yet for the incoming crash to below 15k

[Anonymous No.18086389]

>>18085862
So is Italy out of the doghouse? I heard their new cases are leveling out.

[Anonymous No.18086390]

>>18086212
its normalized in all porn dude. Its because porn is targeted at people who are usually low effort in their advances towards women. What is the easiest approach than someone you already know?

[Anonymous No.18086392]

>>18086337
>S&P futures down -1.9
>Not -1.9%
>1.9 points.
I'm pessimistic.

[Anonymous No.18086393]

>>18086313
Probably not. Unless they genuinely felt it intentional. But in this clown world, who knows. Long CV, short the Royal Family.

[Anonymous No.18086398]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.18086418]

>>18086388
You don't buy gold because of a market crash.
You should buy gold because the Fed have become crypto bagholders and turned the USD into OPEC backed buttcoin with infinite QE.

[Anonymous No.18086423]

>>18086375
You're right. Jobless claims. Bad word usage.

[Anonymous No.18086447]

>>18086364
yo think you're in any position to threaten me paisan? do you know who I am? ask around. I expect your written apology by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.18086450]

>>18086212
Jews at Pornhub and the affiliated porn network, the name of which escapes me at the moment, are pushing it on literally everyone (((for some reason))). It's not actually popular.

[Anonymous No.18086470]

>>18086390
degenerate and disgusting

[Anonymous No.18086477]

>>18086450
They also push interracial porn despite admitting they take a loss on producing it since they have to pay the whores more.

[Anonymous No.18086482]

Lads got an itchy throat and coughing

It's over

[Anonymous No.18086497]

>>18086470
it is what it is, I don't even watch American pictures. only the finest 2d will suffice for me

[Anonymous No.18086498]

>>18086482
have you tried itching it?

[Anonymous No.18086499]

CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18086504]

DOW is looking really fucking green, hope you faggots bought SQQQ and not SDOW

[Anonymous No.18086505]

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

[Anonymous No.18086509]

>>18086477
yeah I heard some pornstars don't want to do it, because it's "bad for their careers"

[Anonymous No.18086513]

So now that the Senate bill is dead what will the market look like tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18086523]

Man, today was brutal. I had some closely dated puts that got fucked badly, so I lost 1/5th of my value on those (about 80k). I sold those, averaged down my long dated puts (because this is still fucked and the stimulus won't fix that), and also grabbed a few MSFT calls and bought into AMD (because it seems to be mostly unaffected by this downturn. Thanks Sue Bae).

[Anonymous No.18086524]

>>18086371
>crabbing with VIX this high
It's just going to be even more glorious of a drop when it does happen. The Fed can't hold this shit back forever.

[Anonymous No.18086527]

>yfw you didn't fall for the bull trap

[Anonymous No.18086530]

>>18086504
i bought both, how fuck am i?
honestly if one goes down they all go down

[Anonymous No.18086531]

>>18086513
Did they can it?

[Anonymous No.18086537]

>futures red
>-0.06%
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING. Bearcucks are really this desperate huh.

[Anonymous No.18086540]

>>18086509
Its the end of their careers typically. They take the money and leave. Its their last job typically.

[Anonymous No.18086554]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH BULLIES WHERE ARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.18086557]

>>18086537
sh-shut up!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18086569]

If my Puts went down 80% over two days, what will it take for them to go back?

[Anonymous No.18086574]

>>18085977
checked and kindness pilled
hate not the delusional bull, they simply do not know better

[Anonymous No.18086584]

I was just watching C-SPAN and pence said the stimulus bill is likely to pass tonight. I see lots of posts saying it’s dead. What’s the deal ?

[Anonymous No.18086587]

>>18086527
>Bragging about missing a 18% move across the indices
That's pretty cool man

[Anonymous No.18086590]

>>18086509
It is actually bad for their careers. There's a limited number of coomers foolish enough to actually pay for porn and follow porn "stars", and most of them don't like bestiality.

It's a similar phenomenon to fans of idols in Japan: if the idol is discovered in a romantic relationship, it kills her career because all her fans feel cheated on.

[Anonymous No.18086591]

>>18086531
A group of 8 or so GOP senators are blocking the bill because they think giving people money will incentivize people to not go back to work. Especially people in low paying jobs where the give out is larger than their normal check.

[Anonymous No.18086597]

>>18086530
you're alright, as long as it all crashes tomorrow, sure, but if the job loss meme doesn't work, you're probably fucked, if it keeps bouncing and doesn't stop, we're all fucked.
SQQQ is a fairly safe stonk to have, SDOW is less safe

[Anonymous No.18086605]

>>18086584
libertarians are crashing this plane with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18086606]

Wait, are they doing fucking amendments on the bill?

[Anonymous No.18086608]

lmfao cramer is slurring his words again, he's gotta be wasted

[Anonymous No.18086610]

>>18086398
You have puts or what?

[Anonymous No.18086615]

>>18086277
That dude has probably killed himself after today.

[Anonymous No.18086616]

>>18086527
>bought more puts during the bull trap
I'm fucking ready for the crash, bring it on!

[Anonymous No.18086617]

>>18086606
Lol

[Anonymous No.18086618]

>>18086606
I think they might be meeting yeah, but from what i've read the senators are very torn, plus, bernie has our back BEARBROS.

[Anonymous No.18086623]

>>18086147
Not sure why dix/gex was added... i often post about it so maybe it's to stop newfags from asking.

[Anonymous No.18086636]

Fuck boys if it keeps crabbing I'm going to lose all my money, I'm in calls and puts because I', an impatient dumbass

[Anonymous No.18086637]

>>18086584
this >>18086605

[Anonymous No.18086641]

>>18086569
LMAO you'd need 400% gains JUST TO BREAK EVEN. This is why Graham-ites are such sticklers about not losing money. You need way better performance to gain money back than you do to lose it in the first place, so just don't lose money.

[Anonymous No.18086643]

>>18086504
futures mean nothing until jobless claims drop

if futures are still green after that it's a green day

[Anonymous No.18086644]

>>18086591
The unemployment benefits are more than actually working in many states, it's basically UBI in its current implementation. I'm not going to hate them for not liking that.

[Anonymous No.18086647]

>>18086591
If this is true, I'm kinda speechless.

[Anonymous No.18086651]

>>18086296
an interesting way to interpret the story and message of Jesus is:
Imagine that you share your spirit with all other living people (or all living creatures) throughout time. When you kill, you are both the murderer and the murdered. When you steal, you are stealing from yourself. Your soul is something that makes you the individual, something you craft and cultivate while you live, but it is not the same as the shared spirit. Your body is the vessel of your soul, animated by the spirit. You are god, but with amnesia, bound in the trappings of flesh. 100% divine, 100% mortal, simultaneously. You are both the father, and the son, and the holy spirit.
>Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you
a slight tweak to that is
>What you do unto others is what you do unto yourself

Reincarnation, but universal and simultaneous in all things. So simply all things are incarnation of God.
The story/symbol of Jesus is someone who was 100% in aware of this spiritual truth.
Since there seems to be some sort of desire of God to cultivate experiences/souls on this physical plane, we live, we die and we take our developed souls back into the spirit of God and "be one with God" and that is how "we'll be one with all our dead relatives/friends". Since nothing imperfect can be with God, all negative aspects of the soul and negative deeds are cast out.
Hell is the collection of all horrors and sins, all negative experiences and deeds. If you accept the grace of God and repent, your soul can merge with God, but you leave your sins behind as you become enlightened and disgusted as your ignorant behavior. If you don't repent your soul will be separate from God and spend eternity dwelling in the mass of all other things that were unfit to be reunited.

[Anonymous No.18086659]

>>18086618
inb4 the house adds some shit after it passes in the senate and it gets kicked back and they have to go through the reconciliation process

[Anonymous No.18086663]

>>18086591
Meanwhile, giving billions to corporations in bailouts totally won't incentivize them to pursue risky business practices because they know big daddy goobermint will just provide more gibs.

OH WAIT

[Anonymous No.18086675]

>>18086587

>absolutely none of the weak economic data has been addressed
>jobless claims about to explode
>cases are just starting to ramp up

There's more pain coming before this gets better.

[Anonymous No.18086678]

>>18086527
I sold a bunch of stonk at a profit and used it to buy cheap inverse indexes. If this is a bulltrap, I played it perfectly. If this is an actual recovery, I dun fucked up.

[Anonymous No.18086680]

>>18086584
>I see lots of posts saying it’s dead.
You are seriously believing 4chin basement dwelling losers on something like this?

[Anonymous No.18086679]

>>18086597
people are saying the bill won't pass the senate because some GOP senators are blocking it.

[Anonymous No.18086683]

>>18086663
you mean loans right? you don't actually think it's just free cash?

[Anonymous No.18086684]

>>18086527

[Anonymous No.18086690]

>>18086647
you bet your ass if it was a bank bailout, that would incentivize banks to make retarded, risky plays in perpetuity, they'd be all over it.

this country needs to be forcibly cleansed at all levels and with both parties.

[Anonymous No.18086693]

>>18086133
Sauce

[Anonymous No.18086696]

>>18086659
>>18086647
>>18086679
there are quite a few factions forming up at this point and so I don't think it's going to happen very soon, I wonder what the people will think when Democracy fails to secure a swift Stimulus deal.

[Anonymous No.18086697]

>>18086537
Just you wait little fucker, tomorrow is the day of retribution.

[Anonymous No.18086699]

>>18086663

>tfw you take bailout money and just do more buybacks

[Anonymous No.18086702]

>>18086591
They are loaded up sqqq we are in the green bobos this 8 tards are going to sink the bill

[Anonymous No.18086708]

>>18086636
You're supposed to DCA in to good stocks along the way too, bro. You don't want to miss the dip even if all you bought then was five shares. Psychologically that's huge.

However you don't have to DCA in daily. You can just do it when you regularly get paid with some money you set aside strictly for that, and then gamble the rest of your discretionary income with us here.

[Anonymous No.18086714]

>Saudi king to chair G20 video summit on coronavirus on March 26

I think I blew it.

>>18086610
Inverse etfs... with leverage
Might as well be puts
fuck
my
shit
up

>>18086608
He's not even on right now...
But the guy is having a tough time in ultimate quarantine. If he weren't so tied to his job he'd have gotten the fuck out of new york.

[Anonymous No.18086715]

>>18086678
same but instead of profit of stonks it was profit on a TVIX yolo trade that netted me 34% in a single day.

i'm going to use the payout tomorrow to dump into oil stocks.

i'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.18086721]

>>18086606
lol California alone has more than 1 million jobless claims, New York another million and a half

If the priced in consensus really is 1M bears are gonna print

[Anonymous No.18086730]

>>18086696
People don't think. They'll feel whatever the media tells them to feel because they're sheep. Nothing will change until people start getting evicted (won't happen) or starve (also won't happen as long as fast food restaurants stay open).

[Anonymous No.18086734]

>Over 1 million unemployed in California, the 6th largest GDP in the world
BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18086747]

CRASH BITCH CRASH

[Anonymous No.18086758]

>>18086678
There's absolutely no way this is a recovery. We won't see recovery until we crab for a few weeks with low VIX. That's the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18086761]

>>18086730
hopefully

[Anonymous No.18086765]

>>18086714
>Inverse etfs
Rip I guess.
Gex is still low though. That's working in your favour. It's almost a better directional indicator than dix imo.

[Anonymous No.18086767]

>>18086683
The company made a bunch of incompetent moves that lead to it failing. Using money from the Trump tax cuts to buy back stocks and putting out shoddy planes being the biggest issues. Now they are getting an interest free loan and while their former CEO left after the plane crash fiasco it's not like leadership is that different. Also the same engineers who built the shit plane are still in the company.

[Anonymous No.18086776]

>>18086680
I don’t know who or what to believe. What do you think personally ?

[Anonymous No.18086786]

>>18085894
Ha 5 million is low balling it we are going to see 20 million jobless claims and everything that isn't bolted to the floor will be sold tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.18086787]

>>18086683
zero interest loans are literally free cash if the time value of money is above 0

[Anonymous No.18086790]

>>18086591
Those brave souls are my only hope ;_;7

[Anonymous No.18086796]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1F_kWYdqUY
>21 million cancelled cellphone subs in china
>leaked documents state china is anticipating a second outbreak and will blame it on a foreign nation
bullish?

[Anonymous No.18086800]

>last night: IT PASSED! IT PASSED! FULL RECOVERY INCOMING!
>reality: it was only agreed to bring it to the senate floor for debate

[Anonymous No.18086807]

Nikkei is crashing

[Anonymous No.18086809]

>>18086050
word is trump doctored it.
it's going to read
>total of 83 jobless claims
now buy stawks

[Anonymous No.18086813]

>>18086776
The money's coming, it just might take a few weeks

[Anonymous No.18086816]

>>18086776
I don't trust a goddamn thing 4chan autists say when the average user has poor reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.18086823]

I believe there's a midnight deadline as well on the stimulus deal, so if it's not reached, we'll be really really fucking red.

[Anonymous No.18086824]

Isn't japan market started now?

[Anonymous No.18086825]

approximately what time will these stupid fucks finish their speeches and actually vote on this bill

[Anonymous No.18086833]

>>18086758
I agree but it's fucking spooky to be all in on inverse indexes and watch the market just completely discontent from reality, it's acting as if Trump's Easter meme is realistic and not Trump Trumping.

[Anonymous No.18086841]

>>18086708
I'm out of work right now, I'm planning on buying dividend stocks based on Divvy anons weekly chart, but I'm trying to make some decent capitol during all this volatility, if it flattens out though I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.18086842]

>>18086126
no, they were priced in when the dow touched 18,000. and since they're going to be multiples higher than consensus (which is 750000), the drop will overshoot and touch past 17500

[Anonymous No.18086843]

>>18086690
This is market manipulation at this point. I can't seem to understand any other motive for them to fuck around with this. It hurts their popularity with the voters, makes them look foolish, but it could make them reach if they informed the right people in advanced about their plans. I hope some congress people actually go to prison when this is fucking over and done with.

[Anonymous No.18086844]

IS BLOODY THURSDAY STILL ON THE MENU????

[Anonymous No.18086846]

>>18086816
Whatever I just sold all my GOLD calls and opened puts on literally anything that was up.

[Anonymous No.18086848]

>>18086800
Yet dumb bullcucks bought. Especially the newcomers who went THIS IS THE FLOOR TIME TO BUY.

[Anonymous No.18086858]

Is it too late to buy SQQQ? Newfag here and not sure if you can buy after closing

[Anonymous No.18086859]

>>18086809
You had an opportunity to write "Now get back to work wagie"

[Anonymous No.18086860]

>>18086824
-3

[Anonymous No.18086870]

>>18086807
Nikkei was prepping a bulltrap the past two days just like we were.
This amplified with jobless claims will put us into breaker territory on open.

[Anonymous No.18086873]

>>18086843
*rich
I just woke up and am retarded sorry.

[Anonymous No.18086876]

>>18086229
Go back to plebbit you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.18086880]

>>18086824
Yup. Japans market is now trading.
And it opened 547 points down.

[Anonymous No.18086889]

>>18086730
>until people start getting evicted (won't happen)
wat.
I owe you money. If I don't pay and say "sorry I lost my job because of the virus" are you just going to say okay I understand, maybe later, or are you going to take my ass to court?


>>18086721
MarketWatch median estimate is 2.5 Million

[Anonymous No.18086892]

>>18086683
They can buy back their own fucking stock with it then dump it on people. It's free cash nigga.

[Anonymous No.18086897]

>>18086846
Congrats on the hefty payday. Shave off a bit and call it profit.

[Anonymous No.18086900]

WHERE ARE WE STOPPING

[Anonymous No.18086901]

>>18086844
It never wasn’t.

[Anonymous No.18086903]

Robinhood is trying to buy their way out of a class action, sending out $75 of "goodwill" money if you sign a paper that says they're not responsible for your losses

[Anonymous No.18086911]

>>18086889

they won't let landlords evict

[Anonymous No.18086915]

>>18086843
it's about money - the specifics are not important - and they fear no retribution from the citizenry at all.

[Anonymous No.18086920]

And now the Nikkei is down 600 points

[Anonymous No.18086924]

>>18086833
You should probably go look at the daily candles for previous crashes. They bounce around as information percolates through the market and things develop. 1933 wasn't red all day every day, neither was 1987 or 2008. It only looks disconnected from reality because you're perceiving things differently from everyone else. Remember, the average IQ is 100 and half of everybody is stupider than that.

[Anonymous No.18086928]

>>18086721
Big money isn’t retarded, they know what the real report is gonna be tomorrow. What do you think that huge dip at the end was?

[Anonymous No.18086931]

>>18086734
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18086932]

>>18086903
where do you see this

[Anonymous No.18086935]

>>18086683
Loans they never have to pay back you FUCKING RETARD. The fed just puts the debt "on its balance sheet" which has never been audited and never will be audited you stupid fucking nigger. That means they can just buy the debt and write it off. Holy fuck you are SO FUCKING GOD DAMN STUPID. KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.18086941]

>>18086900
Between orange and red.

[Anonymous No.18086943]

>>18086889
There are local cities that are enacting no evictions during the crisis. So many people don't have inventive to pay rent.

[Anonymous No.18086946]

>>18086903
I'm still waiting for my RH portfolio to transfer over to my TD brokerage account. It's been 10 days, how much longer does this shit take???

[Anonymous No.18086953]

>>18086900
Between blue and orange, I would estimate ~190.

[Anonymous No.18086955]

>>18086880

[Anonymous No.18086960]

>>18086126
fuck you

[Anonymous No.18086961]

>>18086900
Red line needs to be retested desu. Blue line is an obvious.

[Anonymous No.18086973]

>>18086796
time to get YANG'd up

[Anonymous No.18086978]

>>18086843
Personally I think what they're doing is fucking unconstitutional and nobody should be getting any handouts from the federal government, including businesses and overnight repo bitches. Let it all fail. The economy doing well is not the responsibility of the federal government, nor should it be. The only reason we even have these boom bust cycles is government interference.

[Anonymous No.18086981]

>>18086946
can you call td and ask them why there's a holdup? might be rh fucking around. would like to know because i plan to transfer soon but definitely do not want to sit out for 10 days

[Anonymous No.18086982]

>>18086932
in my email inbox

[Anonymous No.18086987]

>>18086880
Why is TD, WSJ, google not live? Helpful link to live chart for future ref?

[Anonymous No.18086994]

>>18086943
please dear God let the boomer cartel controlling the housing market to steal money from younger generations and making it unaffordable for the past 20 years crash and burn. please God.

[Anonymous No.18087003]

>>18085903
Why doesn't the funny man just stop when the bar is green?

[Anonymous No.18087007]

>JP225 opening @ -3.0% and constantly swinging around that point

[Anonymous No.18087008]

>>18086889
Police throughout the nation have put evictions on hold until the coronavirus is under control, mainly to prevent infections by unnecessary contact with potential carriers. We won't see any evictions until June or July.

[Anonymous No.18087013]

>>18086982
fug, i didn't get anything

[Anonymous No.18087019]

>>18086981
I'll get on the phone now and ask. I can still make trades in my RH as of now.

[Anonymous No.18087020]

>>18086982
>75 dollars

What a low ball offer

[Anonymous No.18087027]

>>18086994
Oh it will. Housing gonna be affordable here in a around a year from now.

[Anonymous No.18087031]

>>18086994
this boomer remover virus is a blessing

[Anonymous No.18087034]

>>18086987
TD only active for live coverage through the app.
Anyways, I can never access the nikkei data through thinkorswim.
So there's this option:
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/Zsb2AyAs/

[Anonymous No.18087054]

Lindsey says they need to fix the bill. This shit ain't passing today at the very least.

[Anonymous No.18087056]

>futures aren’t tanking

[Anonymous No.18087058]

>>18087019
probably shouldn't be making any trades from the account you're transferring out of

[Anonymous No.18087062]

>>18086203
aye. that's the plan anyway.

[Anonymous No.18087064]

How do I short Robinhood? Holy shit that's amateur hour at its finest.

[Anonymous No.18087074]

>>18086153
Kike nigger

[Anonymous No.18087078]

Wait how is this going up?
You fucking Bobos are fucking lying.

[Anonymous No.18087081]

>>18087056
I thought futures didn't open for another 45 minutes?

[Anonymous No.18087083]

>>18087056
lmao

[Anonymous No.18087087]

Jesus christ Mitch got fucked over by Schumer and Mnuchin

[Anonymous No.18087091]

>>18087058
I haven't, but if I wanted to it looks like I could. not gonna risk it though.

on the phone, 20 min wait will keep you posted

[Anonymous No.18087093]

>>18086900
We already stopped at 18500, so if that blue line is 18500, then blue. Where the fuck are you going with this? Orange line is virtually impossible, red line? If the entire New York state is underwater, then yeah.

>>18087056
>futures aren't rising

[Anonymous No.18087109]

>>18087056
WE WILL NEVER GO BELOW $21,000 EVER AGAIN

TITANIUM LEVEL SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

[Anonymous No.18087110]

will BA tank tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18087114]

Rate my portfolio.

How autistic is it?

[Anonymous No.18087116]

give me guidance and hope, bearbros

[Anonymous No.18087126]

>>18087078
>VIX also ticking up
Prepping the circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.18087133]

>tfw lost diamond hands after buying SPXU at 28.8 and 26.7 and sold at 26
>lost ~150
>Bernie then decides to tank the markets with his tweet and I could have broke even on the 28.8 and made money off of 26.7
>Worst of all I went all in and forgot that I had sold UPRO yesterday so I am getting a goodfaith violation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN STRONGER BOBROS. IM SORRY
VNQ 6/19 50p

[Anonymous No.18087139]

>>18087116
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18087148]

I'm a complete newcomer when it comes to stock market, I've got some money in airlines and cruise lines (2k), but how do I make money with options/calls/shorts/puts? I read the sticky and im still a bit fuzzy on how the details are supposed to work.
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18087149]

>>18087064
I use Robinhood, only because I don't want to take the time to move to another brokerage during these interesting times, I'm very aware they are terrible.

But why would you want to bet against the platform that has the most retards throwing money in and losing it because they don't know what theyre doing and think they can make some money because they see some faggot who got lucky post about it on r-eddit?

[Anonymous No.18087150]

>>18087110
Boomers will hold out hope until Friday afternoon when there's still no bill. Democrats aren't handing Trump a W during an election year

[Anonymous No.18087154]

>>18087056
Futures are the result of foriegn exchanges moving assets over into american markets to preserve the monetary value. Plus they are betting on june 20th 2020.

[Anonymous No.18087179]

>>18087093
>we already stopped
Let's zoom out for a minute. New York is running it close trying to keep up with hospitalizations. But who's next?

St Louis. New Orleans. Detroit. Miami. Austin. New Jersey. DC. Kansas City. These are all going to start getting overwhelming numbers of cases over the next few weeks, right as New York is peaking and using up all available federal aid.

Remember when everyone said the US would run out of ventilators if this became a major pandemic in America?

It's now a major pandemic in America, and we're just watching the clock.

[Anonymous No.18087183]

>>18086014
Looks exactly like what people shaving some risk off their portfolio waiting for some crazy numbers should look like.

>>18087114
Your parents disowned your portfolio but your uncle took you under his wing and you blossomed into being a silent but flexible circus gymnast tier autism

[Anonymous No.18087184]

Monday:
>stocks down
>VIX declining
goes up the next day

Wednesday:
>stocks up
>VIX rising

[Anonymous No.18087194]

>this zany ass TD Ameritrade hold music

[Anonymous No.18087197]

>>18087148
Think it goes down? Buy a put! Think it goes up? But a call! Don’t short you’ll just ruin your life

[Anonymous No.18087206]

Give me on reason why I shouldnt go all in on BEAR TSLA certs. 15 times the leverage so if Tesla tanks 1% I earn 15%

[Anonymous No.18087215]

>>18087110
It better the put I bought was fucking expensive.

[Anonymous No.18087218]

>trying to sever the employer/employee relationship
>as if my employer gives a single fuck if I live or die

[Anonymous No.18087235]

Im Probably going to shit myself within the next 12 hours as I don't have the energy to crawl out of bed to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.18087236]

>>18086900
we bounce off the blue line up to around 2300-2400 and then go to the orange line and crab for a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.18087238]

>>18087206
and what happens if it goes up 1% anon

[Anonymous No.18087248]

>>18087093
You’ve been coping so hard for days. It has been a great source of entertainment to me. :)

[Anonymous No.18087252]

>>18087238
I lose 15% of my investment

[Anonymous No.18087254]

>>18087206
because Tesla is a machine that takes in short sellers and pumps out inflated valuations and tears

[Anonymous No.18087257]

>>18087149
>But why would you want to bet against the platform
Because based on that letter, they don't have a very good lawyer if the person who drafted that letter even is a lawyer. They'll get sued into oblivion at some point, might as well short it now.

[Anonymous No.18087259]

>>18086903
God I hope those fuckers get hit by that class action, and a DA starts sniffing around after they lose the lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.18087260]

>>18086911
>>18086943
Maybe in some places, but this is still a land of laws and property. If there's not a federal decree banning evictions, there will be evictions.

>>18087008
big if true, I may stand corrected.

>>18087150
>it's just the democrats holding this up
doesn't look that way.

[Anonymous No.18087263]

>>18087183
>>>18087114 (You)
>Your parents disowned your portfolio but your uncle took you under his wing and you blossomed into being a silent but flexible circus gymnast tier autism

t.hanks.

[Anonymous No.18087264]

Did this senator leak the unemployment numbers just now? 2 million?

[Anonymous No.18087265]

what the fuck did dick durban just announce the unemployment claims were 2mil

[Anonymous No.18087266]

>>18085862
So this entire capitalist system is built on the idea of infinite growth, which is impossible in a finite universe. Isnt it pretty much doomed to fail?

[Anonymous No.18087268]

>>18087034
Thank you, weird WSJ now showing live... 20 mins later

[Anonymous No.18087274]

>>18087252
Fun. What happens if it goes up 7% anon?
Sounds like a pretty fucking risky gamble

[Anonymous No.18087288]

>>18087264
>>18087265

Is that bullish?????

[Anonymous No.18087298]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18087303]

>>18087235
do you have bat flu anon?

>>18087266
>in a finite universe
well it's a good thing we live in a flat, infinite, expanding universe

[Anonymous No.18087304]

New thread:

>>18087293
>>18087293
>>18087293

[Anonymous No.18087307]

>>18087251
>>18087251
>>18087251
new

>>18087251

>>18087251

[Anonymous No.18087312]

>>18087264
>>18087265
I SURE HOPE EVERYBODY BOUGHT THEIR PUTS TODAY

[Anonymous No.18087314]

>>18087274
It knocks off at some point so I cant take losses like one can with shorting

[Anonymous No.18087317]

>>18087265
Wtf

[Anonymous No.18087339]

>>18087304
>>18087307
damn you both are early and there's alllready a thread

CHECK
THE
CATALOG

>>18085888
>>18085888
>>18085888
(checked)

[Anonymous No.18087347]

>>18086982
can you imagine if the platform just shuts down during the next couple of weeks, right when high volatility kicks in. and people just signed over tens of millions to those motherfuckers? for 75 dollaridoos. Whenever a greedy corporation is trying to give you money, you should be worried.

[Anonymous No.18087348]

nikkei just opened down 3%

[Anonymous No.18087443]

>>18087148
literally go to amazon, type in option trading, find a book with good reviews and fucking read it. Or better yet, type in option trading, read the fucking investopedia articles. nigger you're living in the 21st century, an age of infinite information. why are you having trouble finding answers to your very basic questions?

[Anonymous No.18087493]

>>18086016
This isnt convincing

[Anonymous No.18087494]

1200 SQQQ @ $24
God be with us bear bros

[Anonymous No.18087532]

>>18087197
I'm using Merrill Lynch app and its not giving me the option to use options, is it some sort of other account I need to create? I was thinking of swapping to a different brokerage app

[Anonymous No.18087538]

dividendfag here

any good cheapies with good returns you guys have your eyes on?

[Anonymous No.18087546]

>>18087266
>so this entire evolution is built on the idea of infinite growth, which is impossible...
>... in a finite universe.
Congrats on successfully measuring the universe anon, your noble prize is in the mail.

[Anonymous No.18087707]

>>18087538
Wishing I had bought SBUX, MCD, and CVX last week. GD too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein8rTMPItg

[Anonymous No.18087750]

>>18087254
This. Tesla is the stock "financial gurus" never get tired of being wrong about. It is literally the stock that "isn't cool to like" if you are "in the know". Tesla is basically a chad stock and will fuck your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.18088604]

>>18086229
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.18089191]

>>18086254
>gains
>darkpools buying
>everything priced in
>momentum upwards set to continue
I’m fucked laddies. My SDOW and SRTY are going to nail my ass to the wall.

[Anonymous No.18089402]

>>18087532
google it ya dingus even RH has this function you just have to enable it in the settings