/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18083981]

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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[Anonymous No.18083989]

>>18083981
>>18083981
>>18083981
>>18083981

[Anonymous No.18084016]

MAJOR DISASTER

[Anonymous No.18084018]

b-b-b-b-b-based

[Anonymous No.18084020]

TRUMPO DUMPO
HAPPENING HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA&feature=emb_logo

[Anonymous No.18084021]

More unemployed people means cheaper labor. Good for the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18084023]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18084026]

>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS
>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS
>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS

[Anonymous No.18084043]

>tfw working remote
>tfw trying to milk tasks to look as busy as possible while keeping actual productivity low
its a delicate balance

[Anonymous No.18084045]

>futures in 4 minutes
lets see if this really is the long awaited circuit triple circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.18084046]

>>18083981
So, puts on VNQ?

[Anonymous No.18084049]

Thoughts on vangaurd, is it worth using?

[Anonymous No.18084052]

trump rambling, sell.

[Anonymous No.18084055]

[Anonymous No.18084057]

>>18084045
>today
>not tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18084061]

>rambling again

[Anonymous No.18084065]

>>18084045
spy is up after hours, no drop tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18084069]

>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS

[Anonymous No.18084073]

I'm using TD Ameritrade and one thing I don't get is it's lack of sell short button. Does this essentially mean it is not possible to short a stock that you currently own?

[Anonymous No.18084081]

is my portfolio properly diversified?

[Anonymous No.18084082]

>>18084069
Fuck u fag

[Anonymous No.18084084]

>>18084016

[Anonymous No.18084088]

WE DID IT BOBO-BROS!
WE FUCKING WON!

[Anonymous No.18084089]

>>18084049
For what? Vanguard is kind of the gold standard for long term investing. Like, really long term i.e. retirement accounts. Like dollar cost averaging over your entire career.

[Anonymous No.18084097]

SOMEONE PLEASE LINK ME A LIVE TICKER TO SEE HOW THE MARKET IS REACTING LIVE TO HIS SPEECH!?!?

[Anonymous No.18084099]

>>18084045
No breakers on futures only limits both + and -. Breakers only during live hours.

[Anonymous No.18084100]

So fucking glad I liquidated all my short positions today. Went all in on calls and went from being down 60% to only down 5% even with that bullshit eod dump. Couldn't sell due to day trade restrictions but two green days in a row looks very promising. Tomorrow should print.

[Anonymous No.18084104]

Fantastic

[Anonymous No.18084109]

>declares major disaster area
>doesn't explain what this means
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18084111]

Say something nice about them, bears

[Anonymous No.18084116]

How many circuit breakers are we hitting tomorrow once the job report gets released?

[Anonymous No.18084117]

>>18084088
>>18084069
Futures arent even live yet you liars.

[Anonymous No.18084121]

>>18084043
>tfw got laid off

[Anonymous No.18084127]

>>18084089
>For what?
daytrading

[Anonymous No.18084133]

>>18084100

[Anonymous No.18084135]

>>18084100
I wish you luck my friendo.

[Anonymous No.18084136]

>>18084111
If it wasn't for them, it would be the mortgage markets that are currently undergoing a slow meltdown

[Anonymous No.18084141]

>bill has $950 a week in unemployment

everyone quit your jobs.

[Anonymous No.18084144]

>>18084121
>tfw got laid

[Anonymous No.18084147]

>>18084100
The post that saved bears

[Anonymous No.18084148]

>>18084111
they cute

[Anonymous No.18084150]

>>18083981
I’m 22 and I have about 2k that I can blow on investing. I want some long term investments but also short term that could give me some money sooner than later. Should I wait till tomorrow to buy when the job stats come out?

[Anonymous No.18084151]

see>>18084063
aside note; fuck at my regular haunts no one's coughed up the new james rollins book yet. sucker came out yesterday. normally these things are literately up the day of release.

[last of the bobicans No.18084158]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCv7k_Hzvg
they laughed.
they mocked.
they thought it was over.
they fell for the trap once again.
you know what you have to do tomorrow boboros.

[Anonymous No.18084159]

>>18084141
not how unemployment works you retard

[Anonymous No.18084160]

LINK PLEASE

[Anonymous No.18084163]

>b-but muh quarantine
bobos btfo

[Anonymous No.18084165]

S&P500 going to the moon. Go long or go home. Fact.

[Anonymous No.18084168]

>>18084127
Absolutely garbage. They are deliberately set up to be as steady as possible on purpose for people who check in on their portfolios maybe only near tax season. The only reason for its fluctuations now is because everything is volatile including the blue chip stocks it rests on.

[Anonymous No.18084170]

>2 trillion stimulus passes only buying us a single green crab day

[Anonymous No.18084174]

There goes the USD

[Anonymous No.18084176]

>>18084049
I just found out you cannot buy inverse investments (like SQQQ) on Vanguard so think about that when considering

[Anonymous No.18084177]

>>18084160
Nigger, https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

[Anonymous No.18084178]

>>18084141
That’s nuts. That’s more than I make and I’m doing fairly well in my area.

[Anonymous No.18084179]

>>18084141
Do you know how unemployment works?

[Anonymous No.18084183]

So I suppose final bill looks like 1,200 dollars per adult and 500 per minor child.

[Anonymous No.18084184]

>>18084021
>>18084021
>More unemployed people means cheaper labor. Good for the stock market.
t. Jew

[Anonymous No.18084185]

>>18084045
I think red day but nothing catastrophic yet, the next dead cat will be passing of stimulus... then the reality of that not doing shit will set in

[Anonymous No.18084186]

FUTURES OPEN GREEN
>FUTURES GO RED
FUTURES REBOUND TO GREEN
>FUTURES RED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18084187]

FUCK BERNIE. Always was and will be a KEK

[Anonymous No.18084188]

futures going up
FUCK THIS RETARDED CLOWN WORLD

[Anonymous No.18084195]

>>18084049
my 401k is on vanguard
my personal stocks are on merrill edge (plat honors boa)
my meme options are on robinhood

[Anonymous No.18084196]

>>18084159
"I was forced to quit due to abuse, I tried everything and they wouldn't give me accommodations"


Thats exactly how it works.

[Anonymous No.18084205]

Futies holding steady, will 2500 be possible :O
>missiles, rockets, lots of things
badass!

[Anonymous No.18084211]

>>18084205
2500 loss?

[Anonymous No.18084214]

CONFIRMED THIS IS JUST A "ROUGH PATCH"

[last of the bobicans No.18084216]

>>18084184
more unemployed means less money to spend on shit, less profit for companies.

[Anonymous No.18084218]

>>18084196
doesnt sound like a bad strategy desu

[Anonymous No.18084220]

NO CORPORATE BUYBACKS!

[Anonymous No.18084222]

>missiles, rockets, lots of things
BUY LMT AND GD
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18084224]

>>18084196
>>18084159
not even necessary, you have to self-certify that you couldn't work due to the virus, that's it. Read the text

[Anonymous No.18084225]

I don’t get what’s going on anymore, it doesn’t make any sense. What is happening?

[Anonymous No.18084227]

How many fucking billions of dollars do ????? (We don't even know who) need to "research vaccines", like seriously where does that money actually go? That's an immense amount of money, even by R&D standards.

[Anonymous No.18084230]

>>18084220
based

[Anonymous No.18084231]

LIKE A ROCKET SHIP
Did you fucking hear that!?;?

[Anonymous No.18084237]

>>18084225
Dude I don't know anymore. I don't know fucking anything

[Anonymous No.18084238]

IVE GOT LIKE 25 DIFFERENT CALLS AND PUTS BECAUSE IM RETARDED BUT IM STILL MAKING MONEY

I JUST WANT TO GET TO 25K SO I CAN DAY TRADE AND MITIGATE LOSSES

[Anonymous No.18084240]

>>18084205
We will never go under 2500 ever again
Are you done with the storyboards for the manga yet

[Anonymous No.18084241]

>>18084225
It's all a dream anon

[Anonymous No.18084243]

>>18084187
>2 trillion stimulus.
>But americans only get a portion of it
>slush funds all over
>fed printing 4 trillion
Dont act like this stimulus is some great thing. Its garbage.

[Anonymous No.18084246]

>>18084227
to some ceos of some pharma companies

[Anonymous No.18084248]

>>18084183
Fuck pass the shit already. I need that 2400. (married). I got a self loan to payback and a credit card bill to nip in the bud. Need it by april 14th. So I can screw the company outta interest fees.

[Anonymous No.18084249]

>>18084185
This.
Trump probably hopes to have everyone back at work by that point, poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.18084254]

https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/03/25/business/25reuters-usa-bullard.html
>Bullard: 46 Million Workers Could Be Jobless in Short-Term
>As many as 46 million people in the U.S. may be left jobless in the short term as companies shut down services that have "high contact" with the public during the battle against the coronavirus epidemic, St. Louis Federal Reserve president James Bullard said on Wednesday.
Bullish as fuck. Less time at work means more time buying stocks and printing BRRRRRS
KHC to 320$ and AMAZN to 3k USD by friday.

[Anonymous No.18084256]

>>18084231
Golden hyperbullrun confirmed, you got too cocky bearbros, 100% unemployment is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18084259]

>>18084240
No I have all the characters, setting, general plot structure, and 4 important scenes all written :3

[last of the bobicans No.18084261]

>>18084240
"the cow that jumped over the moon"

[Anonymous No.18084262]

I think nvidia is doomed
>hit 285+
crypto blow up
>hit 315+
next day pandemic fall begins

[Anonymous No.18084263]

>>18084248
what the fuck are you doing in a stonk investing thread if you're unsure if you're gonna carry 20% interest on a credit card jesus

[Anonymous No.18084266]

>>18084176
Shit, really?

[Anonymous No.18084267]

>GREEN FUTURES AGAIN

Someone post the suicide hotline for all these bears. Their accounts about to go to 0 LOL.

[Anonymous No.18084268]

7% of my portfolio is cash. I'm feeling kind of foolish.

[Anonymous No.18084270]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME UPDATED ON WHAT DRUMPF SAYS??? NO FAUCI TODAY??? CRAMERS ON INSTEAD OF THE CONFERENCE SO IT MUST BE A NOTHING DAY!!!???

>>18084205
I’m loaded with shorts ETFs and very shaking. If dwyer is wrong then I will be in trouble. Hate to be on the bear side, and on the opposite side of rat and RKG and you and the fed.

[Anonymous No.18084272]

>>18084256
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18084276]

>>18084183
as long as you earn less than $75k though. what bs

[Anonymous No.18084280]

>>18084069
feds are buying futures with both hands to front run the employment numbers.
our government is a total sham.

[Anonymous No.18084282]

>>18084262
crypto is already priced in

[Anonymous No.18084283]

>>18084184
Unemployment causes crisis for large companies you fuckin retard

[Anonymous No.18084284]

the US economy is evolving into the chinese model

[Anonymous No.18084295]

>>18084256
it shall be eternal

[Anonymous No.18084298]

>>18084267
it's fucking +0.5%

[Anonymous No.18084304]

>>18084266
yes. my idea was to fuck around a little inside my Roth IRA (which is through Vanguard). sure I can still fuck around, but not with inverse investments like SQQQ. i am opening a TD Ameritrade account now b/c I don't know who else to use and don't really care - they can't all be terribly different

[Anonymous No.18084305]

>>18084184
>cutting costs is jewish
Is jewish code for BASED now?

Or you want commie make-work jobs?

[Anonymous No.18084306]

>>18084270
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

drink your own piss, Nigger.

[Anonymous No.18084311]

>>18084116
It's gonna be another falseflag green day.

[Anonymous No.18084312]

>>18084298
After +14% last two days....... Convenient how you left that out.....

[Anonymous No.18084316]

>>18084284
Time to buy apartments then, that’s what you do over there to get rich.

[Anonymous No.18084318]

>>18084276
President said $99,000 was the cut off a couple of minutes ago. Might be $600 or something for 75k+, we just don't know yet.

[Anonymous No.18084319]

I'm gonna hold SQQQ and SDOW until they make a profit. I don't give a fuck how long it takes. Tomorrow, Friday, Monday, a week, a month. I will never give in.

[Anonymous No.18084322]

>>18084254
Imo this is obviously a play to overshoot the proposed numbers so that when it’s something astronomical tomorrow but still less than the speculation the market won’t react and things will turn out green. They’re trying to make 1.5 mil seem like a letdown even tho it’s historically high

[Anonymous No.18084321]

>>18084270
Historically a big fucking relief rally has been common

If this ends up being a real recession or depression then it should still turn bearish eventually. I don't know if it will take a few weeks or a few months.

If a cure is announced during the relief rally then it wouldn't surprise me if it continued into a v shaped recovery or just became an even bigger relief rally that traps all the bulls and crushes them for good.

[Anonymous No.18084325]

>>18084121
>tfw I think I still have a job
I'm on furlough pending reopening of various parts of my university. Still no word on pay beyond the initial two weeks.

In better news, leaf government figured out their differences and passed the stimulus bill today. Looks like I'm eligible for up to four months of cash from the gov if needed under the new legislation.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-income-supports-covid19-1.5509247

[Anonymous No.18084327]

>>18084284
More like the Japanese model

[Anonymous No.18084328]

>a very beautiful building
can that retard also say something useful?

[Anonymous No.18084330]

The only people who want the economy to fail are jobless losers who want everyone to be losers like them

[Anonymous No.18084335]

>>18084248
>Need it by april 14th
dude do you not realize how slow federal agencies move?

[Anonymous No.18084336]

>It's one of the most beautiful buildings, the most beautiful building.
Why does he keep rambling on random stuff that is tangentially related?

[Anonymous No.18084337]

Here it comes

[Anonymous No.18084338]

>>18084259
Nice

>>18084263
Tbabies is very fiscally responsible
We have at least one zoomer in these threads with 5figure CC debt in the upper teens interest though

[Anonymous No.18084340]

>>18084319

ok man see you in 10 years

[Anonymous No.18084345]

>>18084306
“No”

[Anonymous No.18084346]

JOHN OLIVER CRASHING THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.18084353]

>>18084270
I'm less bulle than nikki, and apparently kneegirl even tho she seems to have exited spy 2day. I still have my vertical put spreadies staggered through mid-late april. I straight up do not know where we're headed, I HOPE it's bulle

[Anonymous No.18084355]

>>18084321
>If a cure
>If

[last of the bobicans No.18084356]

>>18084256
>unknown virus killing people
>china locked the fuck up
>italy turned into dante's inferno
>europe on lockdown
>new york is preparing to burn the dead
>"Golden hyperbullrun confirmed, you got too cocky bearbros, 100% unemployment is priced in."
I'm still amazed by how retarded bulls are. Even if we go to 2600 on S&P it doesn't change the fact that we will go sub 2000 the next week. When large companies start bleeding money, and trump runs out of bullshit he can promise wall street it's going to go down.

[Anonymous No.18084358]

>>18084121
how did you get laid off?

you're not working some un-essential job are you?

[Anonymous No.18084359]

LETS SEE THOSE GAME FACES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54

[Anonymous No.18084360]

>>18084259
Are all the character cute girls?
This is IMPORTANT for the long term financial success

[Anonymous No.18084363]

>>18084319
>>18084319
enjoy your etf decay

[Anonymous No.18084366]

>>18084280
>the trade went against me therefore they cheated
Wow my guy
You’ve been seething all day

[Anonymous No.18084367]

>>18084238
Just go full cash and you can daytrade all you want.

[Anonymous No.18084368]

>loans

[Anonymous No.18084374]

>SMALL BUSINESSES GET LOANS ENOUGH FOR 8 WEEKS
>LOAN IS FORGIVEN IF ALL EMPLOYEES ARE RETAINED
BUT WHO PAYS FOR THE LOAN THEN???

[Anonymous No.18084376]

I hope the bottom is here soon. I wanna get rid of my puts and buy some long hodl cheapies

[Anonymous No.18084377]

>>18084270
Wtf is wrong with these people? What's even the point of pumping up stocks for companies that don't produce shit? Why is this a priority at all (I mean except to pump jewish bags, of course)?

[Anonymous No.18084378]

>futures positive
W-we are going to make it, right bobros? Please don't give me false hope after seeing my SQQQ almost break even.

[Anonymous No.18084381]

>>18084355
Right

So we have a likely relief rally

With a slight chance of mega pump

[last of the bobicans No.18084382]

>>18084267
you think wrestlers are fighting for real as well right? you strike me as the type of a dude that would think that.

[Anonymous No.18084386]

>>18084270
You need to be able to hibernate for at least a couple more days before flipping short again

[Anonymous No.18084390]

>>18084374
you do

[Anonymous No.18084391]

>billions here
>trillions there
What the FUCK. MANUCHIN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18084392]

>Fednigger fumbles words
>says ink
Confirmed for running out of ink. Next batch of USD confirmed for just being blank pieces of paper with "IOU federal reserve $20" written on them with sharpie.

[Anonymous No.18084393]

>>18084374
You do.

[Anonymous No.18084398]

>>18084374
(You)

[Anonymous No.18084399]

So the money is getting directly deposited into my bank account? Sick.

[Anonymous No.18084401]

>>18084378
it's over...

[Anonymous No.18084402]

>$500 billion in aid to airlines and other large corporations that have been hurt by cratering consumer demand. Much of the money would be used to backstop loans and other assistance that the Federal Reserve said it planned to extend to companies.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.18084403]

GOD DAMNIT PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.18084406]

>>18084360
One of the characters is a Thai stripper who reads post-left theory and publishes socialist samizdat against the PAP in Singapore, so... kinda

[Anonymous No.18084410]

>>18084377
so company shareholders can dump and quit and chill for a few years while economy recovers

[Anonymous No.18084413]

>these kids of stories
>day and after day
>hour after hour

>crude oil price: $24 =^)
...
>crude oil price: $24.5 =^)

[Anonymous No.18084420]

>>18084318
good thing I maxed my 401k out last year I guess. I wonder what I'll get since I now fall somewhere in the middle. I just filed my taxes today and had to cut a check for a grand so it would be nice to get it back

[Anonymous No.18084422]

What's the name of this stock market manga?

[Anonymous No.18084429]

>>18084399
I'm just waiting for the NEET rage when they realize they didn't file any taxes and can't get their money

[Anonymous No.18084435]

>>18084020
>>18084020
He looks so cringy lmao

[Anonymous No.18084437]

Futures mean absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.18084440]

>>18084378
No.
1. China completely back to work
2. US going back to work sooner than expected
3. Cases leveling off
4. Fears are dwindling, people are realizing it's overhyped msm trash

[Anonymous No.18084446]

>>18084422
Oyasumi Punpun

[Anonymous No.18084447]

>>18084340
Somebody did historicals, if you put in for SPY and held since '09 you'd be at a 92% return. If you held a triple inverse you'd have a 172% return.

[Anonymous No.18084449]

>>18084437
ok retard

[Anonymous No.18084452]

I won't get anything? Gay. At least my puts will pay off.

[Anonymous No.18084453]

>>18084440
Cases are not leveling off, you're delusional

[Anonymous No.18084454]

>>18084429
I filed taxes even though I wasn't required since I pay none on disability.

cant wait for my check

[Anonymous No.18084462]

>>18084406
You need to do better than that if you want this thing to be a massive worldwide financial success
Make her a cute banker (glasses, skirts, the whole thing), and change all the other characters to cute girls

[Anonymous No.18084463]

>>18084440
>mixing personal politics with stocks
And that is how you will lose every time

[last of the bobicans No.18084467]

>>18084392
trump will write CHYNA on them use them as war bonds.

[Anonymous No.18084470]

>>18084437
Seems to be the case lately. All over until an hour before open.

[Anonymous No.18084472]

>>18084440
1. >believing china
2. >wishful thinking
3. >source: my ass
4. >source: my ass
shoo shoo bulltard

[Anonymous No.18084473]

>>18084263
Lol, I could carry it fine. But why if I can nip it in the bud and screw the company outta the fees instead. I could pay the shit off right now but I want to be sure the extra money from the "check bill" is on it's way first. One way or the other I'm gonna have my cake and eat it to. The self loan was to buy stocks during this epic dip. So that money has to be replaced. Now I could just do it the drawn out way, a bit at a time over the next few months. But hey if the Govt is gonna give me a fat wad why not take advantage?

[Anonymous No.18084478]

>>18084374
haha brrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18084479]

>>18084440
Cases are certainly NOT leveling off.

[Anonymous No.18084483]

>>18084447
>If you held a triple inverse you'd have a 172% return.
Uh nah

[Anonymous No.18084487]

>>18084440
This is cope.

1 million unemployed in CA (their workforce is 20 million) should be enough to send stocks plummeting kek.

[Anonymous No.18084488]

black man aksin bout dem unemployment checks

[Anonymous No.18084489]

>>18084440
1. NY hospitals totally overcapacity
2. US states are not telling people to go back to work, they (like PA) are increasing enforcement
3. US deaths increasing
4. People are afraid to pick up the trash in Pittsburgh

[Anonymous No.18084493]

>>18084402
sir why do you think the corporations lobby in washington? out of the goodness of their heart?

[Anonymous No.18084494]

Trump:
>Goes off script.
>Pisses off the rest of the world in the process.
Our fucking president everyone.

[Anonymous No.18084496]

green futures

oh nononono bobos

[Anonymous No.18084497]

>>18084322
Whatever the numbers are, the reality is worse. Many companies are either furloughing people or "not scheduling" them so their employees can't file unemployment. Entire restaurant industry is absolute down. Local restaurants run on thin margin, and maybe have a rainy day fund for 2 weeks of bad snow, but not months of shutdown. Even after quarantine lifts, nobody is going to Ching Chong and Son's #1 Buffet: Home of The 5.99 Soupy Bat. Not to mention all the illegal out of work, who are now complaining that they might not get their Trump bux because "guise I tots pay taxes BLEASE!"

[Anonymous No.18084499]

>>18084452
i thought it was 75k? this is excellent news, now i'll get more money for puts

[Anonymous No.18084500]

>'The medical equipment. We're not be appropriately'
Can someone translate this TrumpSpeak to English for me please?

[Anonymous No.18084501]

>>18084463
thinking the media sells fear is not politics, its reality

[Anonymous No.18084502]

>mfw i quit my $300/month job just for the free trumpbux $600/month check

[Anonymous No.18084505]

>>18084494
shut the fuck up faggot he is literally redpilling all the libshit NPCs on how we've been taken advantage of by europe.

[Anonymous No.18084506]

>>18084321
Cure doesn't change much. To administer a cure you need hospital beds and doctors, if you let people out and the virus spreads uncontrollably you end up with overflowing hospitals and lots of deaths anyway.
The only thing that matters is the vaccine

[Anonymous No.18084507]

>oh so market is closed
>tomorrow's bad news is coming with the job report
>think that "priced in" cryptos shit themselves beforehand
>sell 1/3 of my stash at 6600
>crypto surges to 6780

why does this keep happening to me?

[Anonymous No.18084508]

Green day tomorrow
Sorry Burrs

[Anonymous No.18084513]

So how are the trumpbux going to work because I actually am going to need them. My job is shut down.

[Anonymous No.18084516]

>>18084499
it tapers between 75k and 98k I think

[Anonymous No.18084517]

Alright so I can file a prior year (2018) tax return at $0 income now and get the $1200 when this all goes out right?

[Anonymous No.18084521]

>>18084374
what if the business consists of one person?

[Anonymous No.18084522]

Uhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18084524]

>>18084440
>cases levelling off
shiggy

[Anonymous No.18084525]

Bearfag tears are the most delicious of all. Imagine not making money during the worst crash in a decade because you were a greedy retard. Oh am missing the pump because you think the market is literally going to go to 0

[Anonymous No.18084527]

TRUMP TALK

MONEY UP

NO ASK

[Anonymous No.18084528]

>>18084502
>$300 a month
Jesus Christ how did you get paid so little?

[Anonymous No.18084529]

So many butthurt bears in this thread lmao. Should have taken profits on the 18th retards

[Anonymous No.18084530]

motherfucker he is DEAD

[Anonymous No.18084532]

>>18084513
bend over and i'll give you some trumpbucks right now

[Anonymous No.18084534]

Bearbros heeeeeeeeeelp my puuuuuuuuts!!!!

[Anonymous No.18084536]

>>18084440
>t. shivering, quivering, cunny-shuddering bullfaggot

[Anonymous No.18084537]

>>18084440
>supply chain disruption is a reality"
>>intermodal rail at ports stalled
>>rail movement in TX is stalled

>oil prices
>coal shipments down
>unemployed masses
>this is wave 1
>bubbles

[Anonymous No.18084542]

Why is there literally no one there?

[Anonymous No.18084543]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT

[Anonymous No.18084545]

I put a paper money short on Tesla of 1 stockirino. What will happen?

[Anonymous No.18084547]

HOLY SHIT TRUMP CALLING OUT BEARS

[Anonymous No.18084548]

HAHAHAHAHAHH TRUMP LITERALLY BTFO THIS BLOnde bITCH SHE IS seeTHIng hahahahahahahahaa fake news WHORE

[Anonymous No.18084549]

>>18084501
I was following Kung Flu weeks before the media was and the math hasn't changed. If restrictions are lifted in April, hospitals will collapse and millions (yes, millions) will die.

[Anonymous No.18084550]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT US BOBROS

HE KNOWS WE WANT THE STOCKS TO DO POORLY

[Anonymous No.18084552]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH DAHNULD GETTING MAD

[Anonymous No.18084553]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18084554]

>>18083981
tfw make 6 figures but only worked 6 months in 2018 so I get the trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18084555]

>>18084440
THANKS BILL

[Anonymous No.18084557]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18084558]

HE'S GOING OFF SCRIPTTTT

[Anonymous No.18084560]

LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT ME WANTING TO WIN RE-ELECTION

[Anonymous No.18084561]

HOLY FUCK HES KILLING HER
SOMEONE STOP HIM

[Anonymous No.18084563]

>>18084554
I barely made the cutoff in 2018

[Anonymous No.18084568]

>>18084528
Presumably part time, with just one or two shifts a week.

[Anonymous No.18084570]

>>18084248
Loan Interests are frozen mate

[Anonymous No.18084576]

>>18084561
No he isn't retard, he just confirmed that it is about that

[Anonymous No.18084578]

>OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
>OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
>OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
>OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY
OR YOU WOULDNT EVEN HAVE A COUNTRY

[Anonymous No.18084580]

>TRUMP UPSET AT WOMEN ASKING HIM HARD QUESTIONS

[Anonymous No.18084581]

>>18084560
God i love trump

[Anonymous No.18084584]

>>18084517
You can fucking hurry up and pray

[Anonymous No.18084591]

>>18084528
he was probably shilling bitcoin silver, or link

[Anonymous No.18084595]

>>18084497
>now complaining that they might not get their Trump bux because "guise I tots pay taxes BLEASE!"
a good number of them actually do. the state dept knows they dupe SSNs but let them act like regular tax payers because it's easier. they'll probably get paid this time too

[Anonymous No.18084594]

C H Y N A
H
Y
N
A

[Anonymous No.18084597]

>>18084144
>got my bf's quarantine dick

[Anonymous No.18084598]

>no worldwide ban on wild animal markets
Save the cuties nuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.18084599]

>by shorting the market I can make money and piss Trump off at the same time

[Anonymous No.18084604]

>>18084505
>>>/pol/
He's wrong about everything he fucking said lmao

[Anonymous No.18084609]

>921 deaths
>921 deaths
>921 deaths
>921 deaths
921 DEATHS

[Anonymous No.18084611]

>Calling out reporters for fake news even though he lies constantly

Capitalism transforming into Fascism. They have no way out of this crisis than to transform into a military dictatorship headed by a retarded boomer.

[Anonymous No.18084612]

THE BEST TESTS

THE MOST ACCURATE TESTS

WE'RE TESTING MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

idk about you but yeah, im thinkin' WuFlu is over.

[Anonymous No.18084613]

Cases and deaths levelling off in Italy
Wuhan just reopened after 60 days of dystopian lock down.

I think its fair to say its bad but not too bad honestly. I have no idea how the US will react now though.

[Anonymous No.18084616]

>"How many deaths are acceptable?"
>"None"

[Anonymous No.18084617]

After three weeks expect a rise after the neetbux are paid out
y/n?

[Anonymous No.18084619]

Companies are valued in dollars and make profits in dollars and congress is gonna give ppl monE to give the companies

If you're a fund that manages money for very rich boomers where the fuck do you put it

You could talk yourself into buying the dip if that has been working forever and you want to justify holding your client's money, plus you know you have to put it somewhere due to upcoming inflation due to haha brrrrrr. And look at that, you get to put it in stocks at a 30% discount right before they all in inflate so you're not just saving that cash from inflation, you're getting in at a relative bargain. You're a hedge fund so you can hedge this position anyway. And if you fuck it up then so is everyone else so the fed will save you since they dont want anymore dumps

[Anonymous No.18084620]

HOW MANY ARE ACCEPTABLE

NUN

STILL SENDS AMERIKEKS TO DIE AT WORK AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DRUMPFKEKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
INHALE
AAHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.18084621]

>>18084584
As in, do it quickly and pray, or pray as it is unlikely in general?

[Anonymous No.18084622]

>>18084505
you are a mental midget, and you deserve everything that's coming your way, and will inevitably fuck you up. I understand loyalty to your candidate, but you should be more loyal to the citizens of your country, who are going to be fucked by that orange retard and his crack commando of yes men.

[Anonymous No.18084631]

>>18084609
why would test the entire nation, 350 people

[Anonymous No.18084633]

>I inherited a broken system
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18084636]

Does Trump realise you literally only need one person to infect a whole state?

[Anonymous No.18084640]

>>18084613
Italy was completely locked down for two weeks and they're just now leveling off with a high potential for waves after.

[Anonymous No.18084644]

Wait, I just tuned into Trump. WHat did he say about us bobros?

[Anonymous No.18084647]

>how many deaths are acceptable?
>none, now hurry back to work wagie I'm expecting you 8:30 AM sharp.

[Anonymous No.18084649]

>>18084621
We can't know either way, so both?

[Anonymous No.18084650]

>>18084144
>tfw not getting laid because of quarantine
it's not fair. she is asking for it and i cant give it to her.

[Anonymous No.18084652]

>>18084622
you sound mad LOL go dilate tranny FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18084654]

>>18084619
Anyone not buying gold with part of their liquidity during infinite QE is an absolute idiot.

[Anonymous No.18084655]

>>18084611
uh oh the discord trannies are here

[Anonymous No.18084660]

TESTED WITH THE BEST TEST

WE HAVE THE MOST TEST OF THE TESTED COUNTRIES

[Anonymous No.18084661]

>>18084613
https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic
>this is reopened to delusional bullcucks

[Anonymous No.18084662]

>>18084644
In not so many words, he confirmed beyond a shadow of doubt that SPY 4/17 200P will make me a very rich man.

[Anonymous No.18084663]

[Anonymous No.18084665]

>>18084631
>USA has less people than the nation of Tuvalu
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18084666]

Imagine wishing for the collapse of society just to get out break even on your decaying puts you bought at the bottom. Do better next time

[Anonymous No.18084669]

>>18084534
hang in there homie this shit will go down very soon when the enthusiasm ends in about 24 hours. People will realise the pump lost steam, and will panic sell afraid of losing more money. Consider it a speed-bump not the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18084670]

BULLS LOSING FAITH IN FUTURES AS TRUMP CONTINUES TO SPEAK LMAO

[Anonymous No.18084676]

>164 miles of BIG, BEAUTIFUL wall

[Anonymous No.18084678]

>>18084613
Italy and Wuhan are tapering off for the same reason – several weeks of total lockdown. That's why I've been saying for days that EITHER America locks down harder than a nun's cooch, OR many people will die

[Anonymous No.18084679]

Donald going ham on the media again!

>>18084413
The supply glut is somewhat priced in. What's going to happen if this price war continues for several more weeks is US and Canadian oil producers are going to start going bankrupt regardless of stimulus. That introduces an interesting situation for the global oil market. It's complicated for the benchmark crude and brent prices. This is why I think betting on the benchmark price is marginally safer than betting on companies.

[Anonymous No.18084680]

>>18084647
Trump is literally the voice of bossman.
"Wagie wagie, no time to be sick. Gotta make profits for wall street so you can die sad and forgotten in the streets...."

[Anonymous No.18084681]

Is the Nikkei bulltrap crashing down tonight?

[Anonymous No.18084682]

>It's a beautiful wall
>If they go around thats a long way
WHY NOT JUST GET BETTER SECURITY

[Anonymous No.18084689]

>>18084506
You give people hcq + zinc + az to take at home while symptoms mild and then maybe they don't need to come to the hospital in the first place.

Drs are giving that shit to patients in hospitals. Once test capacity is expanded, you think none will be giving it to patients who are mild, just in case?

Later they might throw in high-absorbtion oral vitamin c, quercetin, or even curcumin.

[Anonymous No.18084691]

>melania hasn't been spotting in public for 8 weeks

she's dead isn't she.

[Anonymous No.18084692]

>>18084676
>you can go around but it's a long trip!
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.18084694]

What

[Anonymous No.18084695]

>>18084636
Maybe its cause I'm from r9k, but I sometimes forget normies care if they live or die.

[Anonymous No.18084696]

>wall
>barely qualifies as a fence

[Anonymous No.18084698]

THEY MUST COME LEGALLY AND WITH MERIT!

[Anonymous No.18084703]

>>18084666
>Imagine wishing for infinite QE which will lead to the collapse of society just to get out break even on your decaying calls that you bought in an obvious bull trap. Do better next time

[Anonymous No.18084706]

Pathetic journalists. Ask him why he is sending americans to work if he doesnt want any deaths.

[Anonymous No.18084709]

>>18084663
>if only you knew...

[Anonymous No.18084710]

>>18084649
True, will mail it out tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18084711]

>>18084665
bEST EDUCATINO EVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CAN REAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD

[Anonymous No.18084714]

>>18084666
first of all, hi satan

but I was wishing for the end of the world well before I decided to bet money on it

[Anonymous No.18084719]

>>18084682
Costs too much long term.
165 miles was it? How big is the border?
LOL BOASTING ABOUT LESS THAN 200 MILES COME ON

[Anonymous No.18084722]

>"Would you consider waving tariffs so materials can flow?"
>"My wall is big and beautiful..."
What the fuck even is this and how is anyone even in support of him?

[Anonymous No.18084727]

>>18084691
Why the fuck would you go into public in a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.18084729]

>talking about the fucking meme wall in the middle of this shitshow

[Anonymous No.18084731]

>>18084722
He has no idea what he's talking about

[Anonymous No.18084733]

I only tuned in to listen to Mnuchin. He is the Jewish puppet-master.

[Anonymous No.18084736]

he's completely lost it hasn't he?
you guys will be forced to choose between old men with dementia in November

[Anonymous No.18084739]

>>18084682
MAYBE IF THE BLEEDING HEART LIBFAGS WOULD LET US, dude has been cockblocked for his entire presidency cmon man. certainly not from lack of trying.

[Anonymous No.18084741]

>>18084682
Already have massive amounts of border patrol.
We need a wall, even if it's just a cheapo 30 foot steel slat fence, to at least slow them down enough that they can be intercepted.
best case scenario is a solid concrete fuck-off 50 foot wall,
actually best case scenario is shoot on sight.
By the time the third wetback gets BTFO for border crossing, everyone else would know not to try.

[Anonymous No.18084743]

>ARMED MILITARY IN NYC

https://twitter.com/chile_heavy/status/1242881092199251973

[Anonymous No.18084756]

OH SHIT ZOOMER ASKING REAL QUESTIONS

[Anonymous No.18084759]

>>18084710
>Mail

[Anonymous No.18084761]

>>18084662
I wish I wasn't a new investor and felt comfortable with puts and calls. I am just glad you are making money while I am too as long as the market goes down. Too late to learn and take advantage of the meme SPY puts, or nah? Just an SQQQ'er for now.

>>18084670
I am very much enjoying seeing it not go up so fast. Please go red.

[Anonymous No.18084763]

>>18084663
Mnuchin looks so damn tired of him lmao

[Anonymous No.18084767]

>>18084440
china's getting fucked again

[Anonymous No.18084768]

BAKING
REQUIRED PANIC: 0

[Anonymous No.18084769]

>tfw you got duped by the fud to buying SQQQ meanwhile this entire thing is a nothingburger that will be forgotten by may

bear bros on suicide watch

S&P back to 3000 next week

[Anonymous No.18084772]

>>18084743
is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18084773]

>>18084743
They don't even give NG MPs guns when they're deployed stateside anymore. They don't want to risk some scared E-2 from blasting Jamal.

[Anonymous No.18084774]

Yes call out Teddy

[Anonymous No.18084779]

>>18084722

>get asked bullshit gotcha questions constantly
>decide to just say whatever you want

[Anonymous No.18084785]

>when you realize munichin is worth 424 million.

[Anonymous No.18084786]

Man this guy is a manlet

[Anonymous No.18084788]

>>18084654
I'm sure they buy with part of it but they are probably not going to do anything unconventional like going mostly gold or btc.

If they do the conventional thing (buy mostly stocks) and lose money, they shrug, say everyone lost money, and don't get fired.

[Anonymous No.18084789]

BIG FUCKING NEWS HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1242926479228485632

>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY WILL NOT BE PAYING ANY RENTS ON APRIL 1ST

[Anonymous No.18084790]

>>18084670
you're not wrong. virus so far has given me a short vacation that's long overdue.
but whenever trump talks it's a spooky reminder that the guy steering the ship is drunk at the helm and trying to make his rushing to make his docking appointment just like the exxon valdez did.

[Anonymous No.18084792]

[Anonymous No.18084793]

>>18084604
>>18084604
>germany complains they need NATO funding from us to protect against russian aggression
>germany signs 9 billion dollar deal with russia to build pipeline of oil from russia to western europe with promise to buy billions in oil

wow you dumb. get fucked lefty, try learning shit by paying attention to news. news is not MSDNC propaganda btw

[Anonymous No.18084794]

who the fuck is this manlet lmaooooooo

[Anonymous No.18084796]

why is dr. fauci so smol?

[Anonymous No.18084804]

>>18084772
VERY bullish

[Anonymous No.18084806]

>>18084703
you are very very lazy and lack vision. You must be suffering massive losses I feel very bad for you trust me

[Anonymous No.18084807]

>>18084743
Not much of a Military if they aren't armed, eh?

[Anonymous No.18084809]

fauci bossin

[Anonymous No.18084816]

>>18084808
>>18084808
>>18084808
>>18084808
NEW THREAD

>>18084808
>>18084808
>>18084808
>>18084808
NEW THREAD

>>18084808
>>18084808
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>>18084808
NEW THREAD

>>18084808
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>>18084808
NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

>>18084808
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>>18084808
NEW THREAD

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>>18084808
NEW THREAD

>>18084808
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NEW THREAD

>>18084808
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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.18084818]

>>18084779
>"Are you considering waving tariffs during this"
>"We have a wall"
Your fucking mental gymnastics tho

[Anonymous No.18084822]

>>18084789
CAKE CAKE CAKE

[Anonymous No.18084823]

Fauci not having any of this political bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18084825]

Lol trump cant even pull together a college level communication course, presentatioN!

[Anonymous No.18084826]

D A H N U L D M A D
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18084827]

>>18084743
every single one has a price and they're already in

[Anonymous No.18084829]

>>18084792
>>18084794
>>18084796
leave him alone!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18084832]

>>18084772
BUY MY STONKS

[Anonymous No.18084835]

>>18084789
THE FIRST TO FALL

[Anonymous No.18084841]

>>18084743
priced in

[Anonymous No.18084842]

>>18084789
CRASH THE REITS WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.18084844]

>>18084792
They had to lower the camera for Fauci.

[Anonymous No.18084845]

I'm so sick of all these talking heads posturing and not doing shit, just do FUCKING SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS

I can't wait till all these old fucks are worm food

[Anonymous No.18084850]

>>18084789
OH SHIIIT

[Anonymous No.18084863]

COUGH!!!

[Anonymous No.18084865]

>>18084823
Glad he waved his arms and walked away instead of leaning into the mic and saying "Fuck those lying chinks"

[Anonymous No.18084868]

>>18084779
This. It's a common tactic and the best defense is not to play. As if people ever directly answer questions anyway. Go ahead and try to get a yes or no out of someone. Fucking impossible.

[Anonymous No.18084885]

>>18084761
based, i just threw $500 at SQQQ, beers are on me in a couple days

[Anonymous No.18084887]

>>18084620
the backhanded troll bait questions from these faggot libs in the media is disgusting and hopefully earns them a rope on the gallows when Trump declares Fuhrer status

[Anonymous No.18084916]

>>18084818

It's not mental gymnastics it's a deflection tactic. You see where the reporter is leading and just don't play along with the baiting bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18084929]

>>18084284
China unironically has the greatest economic success story in history

[Anonymous No.18084936]

>>18084806
You sound like you've lost a lot of money, friend, or are at least unsure of your investments. I'm beyond comfy. :)

[Anonymous No.18084943]

>>18084622
lol seethe harder brainlet

[Anonymous No.18084976]

>>18084654
anyone not maxing out all credit cards on gold buys with no expectation to pay debt back during hyperinflation QE and total collapse is an idiot

[Anonymous No.18084999]

>>18084660
its true though. south koreas test has a 20% false positive rate, our current one is 99% accurate and we have ramped up mass production finally so we are already testing at higher rates than korea let alone anywhere else

[Anonymous No.18085005]

>He's seething in an empty thread

[Anonymous No.18085016]

>>18084413
I wonder if Trump is buying it for the "strategic reserve" (aka to keep the market from falling over).

[Anonymous No.18085146]

>>18084612
that's why you will stay broke bullboy

[Anonymous No.18085187]

>>18084999
You forgot false negative rate. It's 40-70% of the early rpcr-based methods. What is the US using anyway? Just better primers?

[Anonymous No.18085193]

>>18084887
shocking how easily a faggot trumpist would give away all of his liberties in the hands of the funny man who says funny stuff, and triggers the libs and owns the libs. motherfuckers like you and the SJWS are the reason why your country is in such fucking shambles Cleetus.

[Anonymous No.18085200]

>>18084377
What are you talking about?
Dwyer been saying don’t buy the dip, the fuck is he pumping?
>>18084386
>>18084321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BLEW ITTTT

I JUST WANTED MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE SHARES OF EXCELLENT AWESOME COMPANIES!!!

>>18084353
Th-thanks
Bear or bull put spreads? Credit or debit?
I’m not good with the terminology even though I’m looking investopedia right now.


>>18084355
What did you mean by that? You think they already found a cure?

[Anonymous No.18085229]

>>18084663
Mnuchin knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.18085274]

>>18084678
They don't care, they think they can ignore it and it will go away. If trump fucks up here, he might legit go to prison lol.

[Anonymous No.18085282]

so are we bullish or nah

[Anonymous No.18085299]

>>18084682
Because trumps buddies don't own security, they own construction.

[Anonymous No.18085352]

>>18084794
lucifer

[Anonymous No.18085353]

>>18084706
The tragic thing those idiots think they did something important here. That they defended the citizens with their moronic fucking questions. I legitimately lost a lot of respect for women, ever since the SJW movement blew up.

[Anonymous No.18085403]

>>18084739
As a europoor I don't care anymore, both factions are equally retarded.

[Anonymous No.18085879]

Everything is gonna be honky dorey /biz/. Trust the plan. Got our best man on this wooflu bullshit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcFMynfKVo