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who here /improovin/
stonks will poomp from now on
literally coomin rn

>> No.18082592
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>>18082571
24 and improooooooving here

>> No.18082598

Whats the point of improving your meat body when you can get shot in the head at any moment?

>> No.18082651

>>18082598

Train your skull density by drinking fermented milk

>> No.18082689

>>18082598
>what's the point in living if you just die anyways

Either eternity is real, or it isn't. Make up your mind.
I'll give you a hint, Jesus is real.

>> No.18082717

>>18082598
so you can coom

>> No.18082751

>>18082571
Will have to improve by learning how to run outside in a gasmask on my face.

>> No.18082758

>>18082717
based,
the only purpose in life is to coom

>> No.18082771

>>18082598
existence is mechanical wether you like it or not

>> No.18082807
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>told him to constantly improve and get better
no way man thats just the ultimate cope, how pathetic
>told him to meditate and get out his head
holy kek meditation is awesome its amazing and working great for me
>told him to learn new languages
now hes learning a language kek
>planted an inception in his brain to not drink or smoke
oh yeah now im not drinking or smoking, and nofap too ima make it
>told him about pinup, benihana, how to give facials (neat, hehehehe), proper ibar whore etiquette
benifucking hana
>knows why he has ghosted all his friends, is still sad, is bipolar, why he has nightmares, and why all he does all day is think of the next adventure or next time in pattaya, and can solve all these problems....
seething europoor gives no credit where credit is due

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>>18082598
Bench press your skull dumbass only betas die from gunshots to the head

>> No.18083002

>>18082571
26 yo, 1 and a half year into self improving.
I just kind of got over the pity party, accepted what I could change and moved on. Literally saved my my life. Now I'm happily fit and working on becoming a medical provider and trying to spread the positivity/healing to others. I highly recommend this over suicide.

>> No.18083149

Just turned 24 at the start of all this covid bullshit. I was just starting to get into the routine of improoving for once in my life, lifting more and more, socializing constantly, reading, listening to podcasts, getting into investing, starting hobbies, and almost ready to leave my deadweight sadgirl GF of 4 years when this bullshit kicked in. Now I'm stuck inside all day with her and my shitty manchild roommate and fell right off the deep end of getting drunk every day, fapping 2-3 times a day while WFH, not getting shit done at work, and gaming the night away while the GF bitches at me for not playing enough animal crossing with her or watching shitty female empowerment movies. Could honestly use some moral support bros

>> No.18083197

>>18083149
Just go move innawoods

>> No.18083383

>>18083149
fuck her in the ass or cheat on her lmao and dip
or just DO IT improove

>> No.18083419

>>18082689
Based.

>> No.18084034
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Why do I always get overwhelmed when I start improoving for a while? I can only keep it up for a few months, feeling fantastic, before feeling nihilistic dread again and stopping.

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anyone want dying trader gf

>> No.18084234

>>18082571
JESUS CHRIST, STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING "OOVER" MEME CHARACTERS

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>>18082571
im actually improooooooving as we are larping this multi modal interexchanged internet conversation. I am currently holding 3 conversations on tinder.

Absolutely based and redpilled

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>>18084054
I'm so fucking lonely I honeslty would, assuming she has a vagina. I fuck traps but I only date biological females

>> No.18084352

>>18083149
its over, you are are done, enhoy celibacy, I know I am :)

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>>18084344
>assuming she has a vagina

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>>18084234

No.

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I'm fucking trying guys but I swear life finds different ways to fuck me over.
>Quit alcohol and drugs 2 months ago
>deleted porn folder
>nofap and noporn for more than a month
>Fixed diet
>okitsagoodstart.jpeg
>aim for meditating and studying so I can get a better job
Fast forward to last week i had an accident and ended up in the hospital needing stitched on my face. Lost a weeks wages to heal up and lower the risk of infection. Lockdown is anounced day after accident. I am essential wagie but 0 hour contract so I have no idea when I'll be fired.

I have wasted most of my life trying to be a normie and followed my advice only to land on this godforsaken website late. Missed BTC, ETH and LINK. Minimum wage prohibits me going into stocks. Almost 30 and seething when I see people younger than me that got in early and I'm getting depressed. I'm still gonna improov but god damn i feel like luck is not on my side