/smg/ - Stock Market General:

[Anonymous No.18080921]

It Don't Matter Edition
Infinite QE is your God now.

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

old: >>18080067

[Anonymous No.18080941]

what's going on at deutsche bank

[Anonymous No.18080945]

Pricing in is already priced in

[Anonymous No.18080947]

Buy VXX calls

[Anonymous No.18080952]

>>18080941
Jewish tricks

[Anonymous No.18080955]

>>18080945
PRICED

[Anonymous No.18080957]

bros... I want her to peg me so bad

[Anonymous No.18080960]

>my puts are dead

[Anonymous No.18080961]

>Tomorrow's headline: Stock market up another 10% on better than expected unemployment report

We're going to be green into the weekend

[Anonymous No.18080965]

>>18080955
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.18080966]

YOUR TIME IS UP BULLS. Dow will NEVER EVER break 22K ever again.

[Anonymous No.18080968]

ive been following Royal Carribean for a few weeks, i cant believe it almost doubled in price the past 2 days. i fucking blew my chance. fuck.

[Anonymous No.18080969]

>>18080941
Oy veying and kvetching the likes of which not seen in generations

[Anonymous No.18080971]

Dubs decides when and how high dead cat peak is

>SPY @ 270 this Friday

[Anonymous No.18080973]

KTOS anon here

I just sold all my KTOS at $13 to buy SRTY

[Anonymous No.18080976]

>>18080921
Sitting on 100% cash getting FOMO. We got another dip coming or is everything priced in?

[Anonymous No.18080977]

should i buy some sxps before close ? Think it goes up tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.18080979]

I want you to know I hold you all personally accountable for making me buy SQQQ
that blood is on your hands

[Anonymous No.18080980]

>>18080957
why did she take the mask off as she got right next to him

[Anonymous No.18080981]

pic related is the US markets right now. the dildo signifies the economy and the shit is out of the fed's ass

[Anonymous No.18080984]

>r*ddit still freaking out about the kung flu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 ITS NOT FAIR NO YOU CANT JUST BAIL OUT EVIL CORPORATIONS YOU AHVE TO PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

[Anonymous No.18080986]

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

[Anonymous No.18080988]

>>18080961
Six gorillion unemployments is basically priced in at this point
If you think it's going to dump you're anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.18080989]

FUCK I just bought calls so expect 19k DOW soon

[Anonymous No.18080992]

post priced in ONE more time
i fucking dare you faggots

[Anonymous No.18080995]

[Anonymous No.18080997]

>>18080961
>wishful thinking based on nothing at all
this is why you arent going to make it

[Anonymous No.18081001]

>>18080941
QE has really been good to them. They might just survive afterall!

[Anonymous No.18081006]

Biggest bull trap in history. Enjoy the bloodbath tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18081012]

>>18080961
I can see it
>Millions still working as unemployment only hits 70%
>S&P hits ATH in hours.

>>18080976
Your FOMO is already priced in. The market knows what you're going to do before you do it.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18081014]

>>18080947
you know the drill

[Anonymous No.18081013]

>>18080735
i highly encourage you to look up the major recessions and depressions. 'Relief' rallies can last a while and defy logic. So can major crashes. Everyone thinks they are smarter than the market and know where it will go day to day, week by week etc

Hell even Boglheads' were questioning there own sanity and the boglehead investment methodology during the 2008-2009 crisis.

https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

[Anonymous No.18081015]

>>18080992
I dont have to because it's already priced in

[Anonymous No.18081016]

>>18080992
my posting priced in is already priced in as is your daring me

[Anonymous No.18081019]

>>18080992
Posting priced in is already priced in lad

[Anonymous No.18081024]

can somebody please explain gush to me as if i'm a total noob retard who doesn't know shit about shit. it looks like the most obvious buy of all time.

[Anonymous No.18081023]

>>18080997
OY VEY SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.18081027]

>>18080984
you are why this isn't the bottom

[Anonymous No.18081029]

>>18080976
there will always be bad news

[Anonymous No.18081028]

>>18080989
thanks for taking one for the team anon

[Anonymous No.18081031]

sell apha or buy more?

[Anonymous No.18081034]

>>18080941
If you think about it if someone profits really hard from coronavirus and if only by being bailed out "unlimited amounts" wouldn't it be an evil empire like DB? If price goes lower again I am fucking buying

[Anonymous No.18081035]

>>18080989
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.18081036]

>>18081006
Bull trap is priced in. WWIII is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18081040]

>>18081006
bloodbath starts Monday

We'll move sideways for the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.18081041]

SQQQ calls at the end of the day? There's no way this fucking clown market can go green tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.18081042]

>>18080945
Corona Priced in
Unemployment Priced in
Election Priced in
10% population death Priced in

[Anonymous No.18081043]

Which Elliott Wave doe the current correction belong to?

[Anonymous No.18081046]

>>18081014
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.18081048]

I'm putting so hard rn bobros

[Anonymous No.18081049]

Now THIS is a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.18081050]

>>18081042
just a little dip

[Anonymous No.18081051]

>>18081023
>seething

[Anonymous No.18081055]

>>18081040
Why Monday?

[Anonymous No.18081069]

>>18081041
>No fucking way it'll be green
Bullish signal

[Credit Spread Officer No.18081071]

who else here bought the bottom?

[Anonymous No.18081072]

>>18081041
>there's no way the clown market can do X, right?
if the clown market behaved sensibly it wouldn't be a clown market

[Anonymous No.18081073]

>>18080977
i loaded up yesterday on $5k worth of sqqq and can afford to lose it all and now im holding it out of pure spite for the market. will do so until it reaches 0

[Anonymous No.18081076]

>>18081069
bearish signal

[Anonymous No.18081077]

Cant people understand that the priced in meme is a huge bull cope?

>NOOOOO NOTHING WILL NEGATIVELY EFFECT MY MARKET BECAUSE LOL BRRRR SO WE V SHAPED NOW

good luck next week.

[Anonymous No.18081079]

>>18081049
AIDS TIGER LEAP!!

[Anonymous No.18081081]

>>18081042
Just a 10% population death? Bullish as fuck goy we priced in a 15%er

[Anonymous No.18081084]

anyne else shorting gym stocks/?

[Anonymous No.18081086]

holy shit why the fuck are republicans just lining up to fucking speak and not voting

>news comes out
>https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/handful-gop-senators-threaten-delay-senate-coronavirus-bill-over-drafting-n1168766

oh fuck
I

THINK

WE'RE

BA
A
A
c
k

[Anonymous No.18081090]

>SPY closes +5% after a +10% day

[Anonymous No.18081092]

>>18081076
crabish signal

[Anonymous No.18081093]

There is nothing but bad news everywhere. And not just business sector. The mortgage sector. The transportation sector. Real estate. Entertainment. Etc. Even outside corona-sama.
If the stock market has any coupling at all to the economy it should crash with everything else. But the stupid fucking Fed has basically made it so that it happens randomly instead of based on reality.

[Anonymous No.18081097]

>>18081077
that picture makes me want to start smoking again

[Anonymous No.18081103]

>>18081084
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY THAT SPY DOES THE FUCKING SHITCOIN BARTMAN AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18081107]

>>18081073
WE FIGHT TILL DEATH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18081115]

Is this ass priced in?

[Anonymous No.18081116]

>>18081090
>He invests in a honk market
Honk honk

[Anonymous No.18081118]

>>18081027
back to r*ddit bernie can still win

[Anonymous No.18081120]

these pumps are not fake and gay, they are organic and dumb. it's over. you can't beat buy the dip frenzy.

[Anonymous No.18081122]

>>18081084
No but I did spooge in my gym socks

[Anonymous No.18081125]

>>18081115
is that a boy?

[Anonymous No.18081129]

Well, I took a nap as I said I would. Unfortunately I can see the nightmare continues, I am still bleeding 500 dollar and my half-of-my-value SQQQ is below 22. I need a god damned drink, for the love of all that is holy please, please ensure me the market is red enough tomorrow to recover my losses. This is such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18081130]

what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18081132]

>>18081097
I started doing dip the past couple weeks due to this stress. Didn't want to stress the lungs.

[Anonymous No.18081131]

>>18081115
Your girlfriends ass is public information and property.
So yes.

[Anonymous No.18081133]

>>18081093
it's also just fucking cash on hand. people NEED somewhere to put it and this is as good a place as any.

[Anonymous No.18081142]

>>18081084
Bailouts for all!

[Anonymous No.18081146]

>>18081115
those feet are priced in my mouth

[Anonymous No.18081147]

Where are the OOOOOOOOO posters?

[Anonymous No.18081148]

>>18081055
Need a few days for the bull trap to burn out. People will spend the weekend watching the news and hearing about the shoah in Jew York. Speculators and algos start dumping Monday morning trying to cash out their gains from this week.

[Anonymous No.18081150]

>>18081120
>green ID
Nice try mumu

[Anonymous No.18081151]

>Stage of grief: Bargaining

[Anonymous No.18081153]

>>18081071
hello

[Anonymous No.18081154]

>>18081041
UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED PRIIIIIIIIIIIINTIIIING

[Anonymous No.18081155]

SPY 350 by end of April. This will be the biggest V recovery in the history of USA. People are waking up and realizing this is the largest overreaction in history to a fucking flu. Everyone will be back to work and normal by Easter. This is a tiny blip and all yearly economic targets will be met. If you're holding puts they will go to 0.

[Anonymous No.18081157]

>>18081073
This is my fucking guy. Bless your returns child.

[Anonymous No.18081158]

Anyone doing Elliott Wave counts for SPY?

[Anonymous No.18081159]

>>18081115
ill price that in for you

[Anonymous No.18081164]

>>18081115
nice feet

[Anonymous No.18081170]

>>18081120
>VIX is up
>Stonks are up
THIS IS fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18081174]

I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.18081176]

[Anonymous No.18081178]

>>18081120
Nyow you understand

[Anonymous No.18081180]

>>18081147
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO KEKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.18081182]

>>18081024
please

[Anonymous No.18081186]

>>18081130
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081187]

>>18081158
We use to have TA Anon but he fucked off when it became all tripfags and shiposting

[Anonymous No.18081195]

>>18081146
so true

[Anonymous No.18081199]

SELL YOUR STOCKS!

TOMORROW WE CRASH


-------------------------------------------------------------

Billy 'Doc' Martin-Jones
National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

[Anonymous No.18081200]

>>18081176
OH FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18081202]

>>18080968
I feel yea man. That and MGM. I waited too long and got too greedy. I feel retarded buying in now when looking at the last week gains. But then I zoom to 3 months and I feel like this is still better time than ever to buy

[Anonymous No.18081204]

ITS ALL OGREEEE

[Anonymous No.18081205]

Your death was priced in the day you were born.

[Anonymous No.18081206]

>>18081071
How do you buy stocks at next week's prices?

[Anonymous No.18081208]

I'm getting the rope ready.

[Anonymous No.18081215]

Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell

[Anonymous No.18081216]

EVERY MOVE I'VE MADE FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS HAS BEEN WRONG

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18081220]

>>18081180
Welllll now I need an Asian eslut to bang through the happening.

[Anonymous No.18081229]

>>18081205
:(

[Anonymous No.18081230]

>>18081174
RED CANDLES
REAL INSTITUTIONAL VOLUME
I'M GOING TO FUCKING

[Anonymous No.18081234]

>>18081182
>>18081024

No, now get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.18081235]

>>18081208
before you go out, how will you go all in?

[Anonymous No.18081238]

>>18081200
>'e bouet ze dopp
>you have your inztrujions

[Anonymous No.18081245]

STOP I JUST WANTED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE

[Anonymous No.18081247]

>>18081216
Every move I've made for the past 3 days has been right

[Anonymous No.18081258]

>>18081199
9mm is cheaper so it is a superior round. It all depends on the type anyways. 9mm FMJ for all your "Greatest Game" needs

[Anonymous No.18081261]

>>18081230
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.18081262]

>>18081216
you and me both. counting on sqqq to surge so i can recover my losses and just breathe and watch until monday

[Anonymous No.18081263]

OH NO NOT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081264]

>mfw I bought boeing
its going down by a lot

[Anonymous No.18081265]

>>18081230
looks like ((they)) are fucking over the little bulls again

[Anonymous No.18081266]

>>18081155
Okay but there's a minor problem with that analysis

It isn't actually true

[Anonymous No.18081269]

Look at that end of the day drop wew lad

[Anonymous No.18081271]

SQQQ EOD RALLY I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081273]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081280]

>the big boys are now dumping everything into SQQQ for tomorrow
These fucking jews are so predictable.

[Anonymous No.18081282]

>Dump brought me back above 25k
YES JUST STAY THERE FOR NOW OR I AM FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18081290]

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE SHORTS FUCCCK

[Anonymous No.18081292]

ooo ooo aaa aaa

[Anonymous No.18081294]

S&P is breaking down

[Anonymous No.18081297]

Just picked up some SDOW.

if I coom at the thought of doom, am I a coomer or doomer?

[Anonymous No.18081299]

>>18081258

You don't know shit son, My teamleader was shooting Korean son of bitches with him 9mm as they were running down the hills. Garbage wouldn't even go through the enemy's coats!

-------------------------------------------------------------

Billy 'Doc' Martin-Jones
National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

[Anonymous No.18081303]

I HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT CALLS AND PUTS AND IM STILL MAKING BANK BUT I FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE RETARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081304]

STOP PRINTING LET IT FALLLLL

[Anonymous No.18081306]

Why the FUCK cant i place a trailing stop on options on robincunt

[Anonymous No.18081307]

>>18081180
You can't just post the same pictures again.

[Anonymous No.18081310]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081311]

STOPP FUUUCKKKIINNGGG SELLLIKNNGGGG WE HAVE ALREADY HIT THE BOTTOM YOU RETARDS!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18081313]

BUY THE DIP BROS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18081314]

>>18081230
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.18081318]

SQQQBRAHS SOUND OFF

[Anonymous No.18081321]

>>18081258
>9mm FMJ
this is really suboptimal for two-legged critters

[Anonymous No.18081323]

CONTINUE THE DUMP.

[Anonymous No.18081324]

what the FUCK is going on?
DIA up 4% and my puts are up?
Volume fucking SPIKING
HUGE red candle?

AAAAAAA?

[Anonymous No.18081326]

I-is this really happening? An end of day sell off? Hope? I-I am feeling it inside me, this feeling. Hope? Hope? Hope?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18081327]

>>18081182
>>18081234
KEK

[Anonymous No.18081328]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081332]

>>18081280
I literally told you guys last thread to look at SDOW volume, some fucking madlad fund manager bought 14 MILLION shares

[Anonymous No.18081335]

dude fuck this

[Anonymous No.18081336]

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $21,000 EVER AGAIN

GOLDIUM SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

[Anonymous No.18081337]

[Anonymous No.18081339]

>almost bought into boeing at 95
>"no way this is the bottom, i'm going to wait it out"
>missed out on 60% returns
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081340]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT A NEW BULL RUN WAS HAPPENNG

dumb et!

[Anonymous No.18081343]

>>18081318
it was a long day, but by golly thats a nice finish

[Anonymous No.18081342]

WE'RE ENDING IN THE RED BOYS

[Anonymous No.18081345]

>>18081130

[Anonymous No.18081346]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I PUT IN MY SQQQ ORDER AN HOUR AGO AND DIDN'T HIT CONFIRM
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.18081347]

>Investors right now

[Anonymous No.18081351]

>>18081216
I feel you bro...I want to fucking die

[Anonymous No.18081355]

Got a few minutes left. Let's make this a red day, boys.

[Anonymous No.18081357]

>>18081324
>>18081326
god I hope so. I want my 20k to double with an atrocious job report

[Anonymous No.18081358]

JEROME PLEASE

[Anonymous No.18081362]

BRRR MACHINE IS BROKEN

ITS BEAR COUNTRY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18081364]

TO ALL YOU BEARS WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18081365]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18081367]

>>18081335
Buy the dip bullbro trust me

[Anonymous No.18081368]

WE'RE CLOSING RED TODAY MUMU

OPEN THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.18081372]

>Bernie Sanders, 4 GOP senators threaten to hold up coronavirus stimulus bill

[Anonymous No.18081376]

WTF IS THIS? I have srly bought back in at the top after weeks of waiting?

[Anonymous No.18081382]

SQQQ BROS
KEEP GOING

[Anonymous No.18081383]

holy shit i was shopping for SPY puts and in a fucking instant they all went up by 1000% wtf is going on everyone just bought puts end of day?

[Anonymous No.18081385]

It is a bear trap. Green dildo incoming.

[Anonymous No.18081386]

>>18080921
NASDAQ RED

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081388]

>>18080989
AHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

[Anonymous No.18081389]

WTF are you guys seeing that I don't? Dow is way green right now

[Anonymous No.18081391]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SQQQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY DEPRESSION. IT IS EVAPORATING. HARDEST HOLD OF MY YOUNG INVESTING LIFE. HAPPINESS. I FEEL IT.

[Anonymous No.18081392]

>>18081318
recovering all my losses right now. i'm not sure whether to just take my money back or hold onto it. bought at $21.27

[Anonymous No.18081394]

>>18081321
For a fleshbag it's all you need. Just get a heavier grain if you are concerned

[Anonymous No.18081393]

AHAHAHHAAH get fucked BULLFAGS

[Anonymous No.18081397]

>>18081376
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18081399]

Dead cat bounce is over. 15k HERE WE COME

[Anonymous No.18081401]

>>18081311
STFU AND POST MORE OF HER

[Anonymous No.18081402]

>>18080980
if she takes the mask off, will he die?

[Anonymous No.18081404]

I TOLD YOU MILLENIAL IDIOTS!

-------------------------------------------------------------

Billy 'Doc' Martin-Jones
National Guard Veteran 77-79
Honorably Discharge Combat Veteran
One Shot One Kill!
Hurricane Rita Campaign Ribbon
Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

[Anonymous No.18081405]

IRON
HANDS

MY DUBS EARLIER SAVED US BROS

[Anonymous No.18081406]

Lol I knew this would happen, the only reason I didn’t buy more outs today was that I’m already all in on puts(which I obviously had no intention of selling)

[Anonymous No.18081408]

Get rekt fucking bullniggers

[Anonymous No.18081410]

>>18081402
dumb fuck bulls

[Anonymous No.18081411]

>>18080988
I dont think its gonna dump but I'm anti semitic as shit. Fuck jews

[Anonymous No.18081415]

>>18081391
Are you the anon who went 50% in?
Proud of you for holding

[Anonymous No.18081416]

End of day downward ramp. The beariest of bear signals

[Anonymous No.18081417]

>>18081376

[Anonymous No.18081418]

The market is figuring out it's on life support.

[Anonymous No.18081419]

>mfw i sold my shit like 1 min before this huge drop

[Anonymous No.18081420]

Super mega platinum ultra support at 21000!

[Anonymous No.18081421]

GET FUCKED BULLFAGS

[Anonymous No.18081422]

Thought I wouldn't see that sneaky little bull run huh.

[Anonymous No.18081425]

>>18081405
witnessed

gettin' up with a smile on tomorrow my SQQQ friends

[Anonymous No.18081426]

You shorted too early 4chan man

Pump it.

[Anonymous No.18081428]

JEROME

ITS NOT 4PM YET YOU GOOFBALL

[Anonymous No.18081430]

sqqq moon mission tomorrow confirmed

[Anonymous No.18081431]

Dead bear bounce. Still not selling.

[Anonymous No.18081432]

WTF YOU CAN'T SERIOUS. WTF WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS BS. I ALREADY SOLD MY PUTS AT A LOSS

[Anonymous No.18081433]

SIEG HEIL BOBO!

[Anonymous No.18081436]

got some calls on brent, did i fuck up? wont saudis and russkies agree that its a bad time to wave dicks at each other?

[Anonymous No.18081437]

FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.18081438]

>>18081376

Bobros.

We got him again, mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.18081439]

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.18081440]

>>18081415
i went 100% in at 21.27

[Anonymous No.18081442]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????

[Anonymous No.18081445]

Oh the bounce! Thank God We got too cocky bearbros. The time of the BVLL is upon us

[Anonymous No.18081452]

WHEN YOU TRY SO HARD
BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

[Anonymous No.18081459]

IM SORRY FOR DISTRUSTING YOU BOBO

>Buy SPXU at 28.8 and 26.7
>Think its going to close bad so I decided to sell at 26.1
>IT IMMEDIATELY SHOOTS UP TO 8.5
FUCKING BERNIE FUCK YOU OLD SOCIALIST JEW

[Anonymous No.18081461]

>international crisis
>decide to play the online meme stock game
>lose $10,000 in one day
haha

[Anonymous No.18081463]

ROBINHOOD FUUUUUUCK NOT AGAIN

ROBINHOOD!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18081464]

EVERYONE GIVE SQQQ YOUR ENERGY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081465]

COOOCKY

TOO COCKY

BULLS

COKCY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18081466]

i hope you bullbros are ready for tomorrow
heheheh

[Anonymous No.18081468]

>>18081365
Descending Bartholomew

>>18081419
mfw I bought SRTY literal minutes before the plunge

[Anonymous No.18081469]

LET'S HAVE A BLACK CELEBRATION

[Anonymous No.18081470]

LMAO!!!

STIMULUS FAILED

AMERICA IS GOING TO COLLAPSE FROM A FUCKING COLD

[Anonymous No.18081472]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.18081473]

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

[Anonymous No.18081476]

You promised me a Depression, you faggots!

[Anonymous No.18081478]

Lol can't log into merrilledge.

Aint that a bitch

[Anonymous No.18081477]

Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented
>Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented

Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented
>Bernie Sanders will hold up bill if his bailout reforms dont get implemented

[Anonymous No.18081479]

BEARS HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itxCsV3ORw

[Anonymous No.18081482]

COME ON BOBROS LETS DO THIS 3 MINUTES. LETS CLOSE RED

[Anonymous No.18081486]

>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081487]

ACTIVATE IT

[Anonymous No.18081488]

Lets see this last minute move.

[Anonymous No.18081491]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081494]

STOP FUCKING PUMPING JERMOEEEE, WERE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE

[Anonymous No.18081493]

[Anonymous No.18081495]

hello there fellow homies.
Are we still in the fake recovery?

[Anonymous No.18081496]

Sanders threatened to block the bill.
This is why the selloff is happening.

[Anonymous No.18081497]

NOOOOOO COWS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!
AAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.18081499]

>>18081463
>still using robinhood

[Anonymous No.18081500]

It's time, Jerome. Turn the printers off.

[Anonymous No.18081501]

Boeing is literally all of the Dow's gains.
17 billion dollars for this

[Anonymous No.18081504]

AAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $21,300 EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18081505]

>>18081347
I'm pretty much just holding and buying dips now.

[Anonymous No.18081506]

>>18081477
thank god

[Anonymous No.18081508]

>>18081472
With SQQQ, you can go anywhere you want.

[Anonymous No.18081509]

>>18081478
>using anything but TD for serious shit and RH for spare change

kek

[Anonymous No.18081510]

>>18081405
>mfw bought the dip
Nailed it!

[Anonymous No.18081512]

P L O N J

[Anonymous No.18081513]

There is infinite QE, this market cannot, WILL NOT, fail. Jack Bogle, Warren Buffett, Buy and Hold, Vanguard, the investors that only ever buy, dollar cost average, and never cut their losses (because they recognize there is no loss until you sell the position) will triumph! God bless America. If you're shorting right now AT ALL you should be declared an enemy combatant and Delta Force should be deployed against you.

[Anonymous No.18081516]

I predicted SQQQ would pump in the last few minutes, fuck you fags i was right

[Anonymous No.18081517]

ah yes the old ltrick: first liquidate the bulls,then the bears,then the bulls again

[Anonymous No.18081519]

>>18080989
Thanks, but in the future don't buy calls after a 15% bull trap during a bear market, for your own sake.

[Anonymous No.18081520]

HOLY FUCK BROS A COCKY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18081521]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOO MOOO

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081522]

>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081523]

based bernie

I am ONCE AGAIN asking you to get fucked, bulls

[Anonymous No.18081526]

Are you okay, bullbros? Are you ready for tomorrow? I promise I'll spend your money wisely.

[Anonymous No.18081524]

Yes, Lord Bog.
He bought.

[Anonymous No.18081527]

NOOOO NOT MY STOCKERINOS!!!

[Anonymous No.18081530]

It seems the time for buying puts is over

[Anonymous No.18081531]

AAHAHHA waiting was worth it how does it feel bullfags

[Anonymous No.18081534]

>>18081436
Both of them have an interest in strangling American shale companies. Who knows how much they're willing to suffer for it tho.

[Anonymous No.18081536]

SQQQ bros
I hope you held
I HOPE YOU HELD
STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[Anonymous No.18081537]

DUMPING STILL DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18081538]

>>18081415
I am. I actually cried earlier and shut off my tv and napped, but I held fuck yea. Tomorrow will crash for sure now, this screams 0 confidence.

[Anonymous No.18081541]

>>18081496
if schumer green lights and sanders still blocks then he'll seriously get a visit from clinton

[Anonymous No.18081546]

CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.18081547]

stay above 21k???

[Anonymous No.18081549]

DOOMP EET

[Anonymous No.18081550]

The bulls are in the trap?
DUMP EET

[Anonymous No.18081552]

WE'RE CLOSING UP BABYYYYYY

BULLCHADS WON

SAY IT WITH ME

BULLCHADS FUCKING WON

[Anonymous No.18081554]

hold onto SQQQ or sell at the last minute?

[Anonymous No.18081555]

THE COCKY

THE COCKY IT"S IN MY EYESSSS

MY EYEEEESSSSS

[Anonymous No.18081556]

MY GAAAAINNSSS AAAAAAAARGGHH
It all comes down to nothing!

[Anonymous No.18081557]

Eggzacute

[Anonymous No.18081559]

I BOUGHT SPY 200P 4/17 AM I SAFE???

[Anonymous No.18081563]

>>18081392
same

[Anonymous No.18081564]

>bernie ruins everyone
BAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18081568]

>Wanted to buy some turbo derivatives shorting this shit because I thought it would drop over night
>It starts dropping now
Oh well. Next time.

[Anonymous No.18081569]

wtf bullCHADS you told me there would be a rush

[Anonymous No.18081572]

>>18081513
Good, fuck the US and fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.18081575]

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18081579]

>>18081554
HOLD ON

[Anonymous No.18081581]

is SDOW going to moon tomorrow????????

[Anonymous No.18081582]

>>18081001
I JUST FUCKING SOLD MY PUTS FOR DB BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T DOING WELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081584]

Retards are still convinced the feds free money means anything to markets, but it's just sitting on banks balance sheets while corps go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.18081586]

Bernie for president

[Anonymous No.18081587]

Literally gambling

[Anonymous No.18081588]

>>18081559
SPY 195p 04/08

we're on this bobo train now

[Anonymous No.18081589]

POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.18081593]

>>18081538
Nice! I'm glad you held, anon, I went all in with 21 shares this morning.

[Anonymous No.18081594]

BERNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18081596]

My day change just got cut in half. REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18081598]

>>18081536
I HELD. I WAS THERE. AND I HELD

[Anonymous No.18081599]

>>18081575
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!

[Anonymous No.18081603]

Hey Fed? You really want to stimulate the economies prostate?
How about instead pumping trillions into the bank you just forward that money to every stock/bond investor? Of course they can't cash out immediately
:^)

[Anonymous No.18081605]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc&list=RDaKiCV6CG4Sc&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.18081607]

got some calls on brent, did i fuck up? wont saudis and russkies agree that its a bad time to wave dicks at each other?

[Anonymous No.18081608]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.18081609]

WTF I CAN'T ANY MORE OPTIONS IS THERE ANOTHER CIRCUIT BREAKER??????

[Anonymous No.18081610]

HOLY SHIT THAT LITERAL LAST SECOND FEDNIGGER PUMP

[Anonymous No.18081611]

>bought SQQQ at 25 yesterday
>cut losses and sold at 2250
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18081612]

>>18081559
You're going to be a very rich man if you bought them today. There were bids at like 10.5 just a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.18081613]

GO DOWN YOU WHORE!

[Anonymous No.18081614]

That last hour dump was pathetic. Bears have capitulated. Friday we test 25k

[Anonymous No.18081618]

Finished green tho.
Better dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18081620]

THAT'S JUST A TASTE FOR TOMORROW BULLFAGS

[Anonymous No.18081621]

I'm not having fun anymore

[Anonymous No.18081629]

>>18081534
isnt it a bad time to suffer at this point ? though i get your point

[Anonymous No.18081631]

BULLKEKS SAID WE'D GO UP 10%

[Anonymous No.18081634]

Hi guys, I want invest in China.

What stocks can I invest in that are close to bottoming out at the moment?

[Anonymous No.18081636]

>go make food 10 mins
>usa dropped +5% to +1%
wat

[Anonymous No.18081639]

blue collar retard here, any brokers that aren't being incredible kikes right now? I started this fucking account weeks ago and that's how long they've taken to set up and still haven't accepted my fucking transfers

[Anonymous No.18081641]

The last minute fucking drop was insane.
The last minute plunge got me to JUST equal to the start of day.

[Anonymous No.18081642]

It’s going to down tomorrow isn’t it?

I should’ve sold this afternoon FUCK

[Anonymous No.18081643]

[Anonymous No.18081644]

>>18081464
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18081648]

>>18081531
wow anon $20 you can basically buy out the gumball machine with that much

[Anonymous No.18081652]

>>18081621
I don't know what's going on.

[Anonymous No.18081657]

>>18081620
Just a taste of tomorrow? DAMN, can't wait to absolutely rocket up tomorrow then bearcuck

[Anonymous No.18081658]

>>18081634
Chink INC $BAT

[Anonymous No.18081659]

FEDS LITERALLY PUMPED BOEING AT THE LAST SECOND

[Anonymous No.18081660]

>SPY dropped -2.78% in under 3 minutes

P-p-priced in right lads?

[Anonymous No.18081661]

Well so much for that "recovery"
Already peaked and it's all downhill from now on.
Is this all you can conjure, Jerome?

[Anonymous No.18081663]

>>18081639
Robinhood probably?

[Anonymous No.18081666]

Wait for those unemployment numbers tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18081671]

>>18081634
你好

[Anonymous No.18081672]

>>18081516
I sold my 30 stack mid day to avoid further loss, my jimmies are super rustled

[Anonymous No.18081674]

Thats it. We are never going below $21,200.55

[Anonymous No.18081675]

You think these pipes just gonna let go of my puts? Um, no.

[Anonymous No.18081677]

>>18081639
Ameritrade
I got set up in 30 minutes but that was months ago.

[Anonymous No.18081678]

SPY 195p 04/08

should I take my 30% returns and sell or should I hold this, I feel like I went too low too soon for my strike and expiry

[Anonymous No.18081681]

>>18081660

The drop was priced in, yes

[Anonymous No.18081682]

still up 7% boboniggers
And yeah, the EOD dump was predictable as hell

[Anonymous No.18081685]

>>18081530
>$27 grub
>food delivery going down when everyone's in fucking quarantine

bro are you fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.18081686]

>>18081683
>>18081683
>>18081683

NEW

[Anonymous No.18081689]

>>18081666
More like wait for FED to shove a green dildo in your ass

[Anonymous No.18081690]

I've never seen the futures break in half like that during day trading since 2008.

[Anonymous No.18081691]

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES GOING UP THEN HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18081692]

>>18081652
It's just a flu bro

[Anonymous No.18081693]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .40%, port still in neutral. Jeez louise that was an alarming close! Very glad my GLD didn't seem to evaporate over paper gold fears, still not sure where we're going, remains to be seen what happens 2morrow. Volume seems low o_O

[Anonymous No.18081698]

Nasdaq closed negative, the only reason DOW closed positive was because of Boeing. Now that there's no bailout confirmed Boeing will plunge

How much do we drop tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18081704]

>>18081477
>>18081372
>>18081523
>>18081564
based commie taking down half of today's gain in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.18081709]

>>18081652
>>18081621
Bullfags, fell into the trap, YOU GOT PLAYED

[Anonymous No.18081713]

>>18081677
>>18081663
I'll see if they take dirty foreigners, thanks.

[Anonymous No.18081715]

TELL ME BULLS
DOES TODAYS DOJI LOOK BULLISH TO YOU?

[Anonymous No.18081721]

mfw sm setting up bull positions by friday

[Anonymous No.18081727]

>>18081691
FUTURES ARE NOT OPEN YET

[Anonymous No.18081729]

>>18081510
I bought these yesterday and didn't have much more to spend today, so I was just hoping to breakeven

[Anonymous No.18081736]

>>18081265
We’ve had yields dropping into negative territory, we knew this wouldn’t last.

[Anonymous No.18081737]

>>18081693
Bamboozled at the last minute.

[Anonymous No.18081744]

>This is my breakroom right now
wew

[Anonymous No.18081747]

>>18081648
that's the share price retard

[Anonymous No.18081753]

>Waiting for market close then dumping AMD
Literally who does this?

[Anonymous No.18081779]

What happens if I hold my call until the exp day ?

[Anonymous No.18081784]

>>18081311
FUCK FUCK FUCK
DAMN IT I need to go workout until I can pull the sloots

[Anonymous No.18081785]

>>18081727
FUTURES ARE ALWAYS OPEN YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.18081790]

>>18081620
Now the bears are the delusional ones.
You people are odd.

[Anonymous No.18081800]

>>18081747
sorry I don't use robinshit

[Anonymous No.18081810]

FUCKING CHRIST

FUUUUCK

i was like .5% from breaking even, then that massive fucking dump holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.18081812]

>>18081639
Robbin hood got me set up in 2 days. Sorry about ya, bro. Good news is we have a long ways up to go.

[Anonymous No.18081822]

>>18081744
Where did the oxygen tank boomer go?

[Anonymous No.18081823]

>>18081391
>tfw she never looks at my peepee like that

[Anonymous No.18081832]

>>18081785
Imagine being this black

[Anonymous No.18081839]

>>18081744
steal all toilet paper, if you can

[Anonymous No.18081842]

>>18081372
lmao if he makes me my money back I'm going to write him in.

[Anonymous No.18081850]

>>18081779
You have right but not obligation to buy it at strike price, do you even read nigger.

[Anonymous No.18081857]

Well boys I sunk 10.5K into SQQQ @ 21.10 per (500 shares) this morning. Wish me luck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18081871]

>>18081432
You sold them to me.

[Anonymous No.18081882]

>>18081857
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.18081884]

>>18081857

You’re fucked lol

[Anonymous No.18081891]

>>18081850
I demand respect sir

[Anonymous No.18081908]

>>18081884

not if he sells it right now at $2 profit a share

[Anonymous No.18081912]

>>18081857
Id say you have a 60/40 chance of waking up to 100k or having that go into the toilet. Good luck man! I've gone all in with 14 shares! But I also got a put on PLAY for 14.50 so thad be nice.

[Anonymous No.18081929]

>allin SPXS at 17.09
>I'll just put in a cheeky limit sell at 18.50 in case it blows up really quick today, but I'll probably have to hold it through to the jobs report for it to blow up
PROFIT STATUS: TAKEN

[Anonymous No.18081942]

>>18081857
I admire your willingness to risk everything

[Anonymous No.18081944]

>>18081891
You'll have respect if you show me mad gains, otherwise you're a chump plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.18081947]

>>18081093
Ironically or perhaps on purpose, the Fed has now caused inflation in the financial sector, so stocks are now fairly valued. Also it is now evident that the stock market is basically insured by the Fed, so why not invest if it cannot go down? Stocks more inflation protected than perhaps anything else, except maybe gold or other rare resources.

[Anonymous No.18081951]

>>18081912
>60% chance of sqqq being 200/share tomorrow morning
this really is a clown world

[Anonymous No.18081968]

>>18081857
We ride bobro, we ride.

[Anonymous No.18081985]

>>18081155
V yes, with the right hand side of the v being somewhat shorter and longer than the left, due to not all economic targets being met for the next two quarters.

[Anonymous No.18082021]

>>18081208
Ahhhh...fuck man. I somewhat know your pain. Just do the best you can with what you have. Be very careful about betting everything in one single market direction, especially if you're bedding against crazy people who can print unlimited money and are friends with the people in the corporations.

[Anonymous No.18082052]

>>18081208
To be fair, I sold some of my long investments today, thinking perhaps at the market might take a little bit of a dip tomorrow or Friday. I'm holding on to these shorts probably until tomorrow or Friday.

[Anonymous No.18082120]

>>18081073
based

[Anonymous No.18082246]

>>18081073
HOOOOOOODDDDDDDLLLLLLLL

[Glowinthedarkultrafaggot No.18082336]

>>18080921
Its like watching a suffering animal

[Anonymous No.18082676]

2 trillion stimulus, 0% rates, and QE Infinity. Bull market is coming.