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>> No.18080085

First for priced in

>> No.18080089
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"error" edition

>> No.18080092

Stop making fun of virgins

>> No.18080098
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This edition of /smg/ is sponsored by Randall Flagg, the original supervirus bobro.

>> No.18080100
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>> No.18080101

all my stocks are losing money

>> No.18080105

I wonder if analysts priced in the homeless and unemployed banging on the doors of their homes and workplaces, desperate for food and shelter.
Worse, have they priced in that they will soon be among them - when the analysts lose their jobs and home will that be priced in?
When they cough, fall ill, and begin to succumb to the virus will they recognize the prices were wrong?
Will bearing witness to the deaths of their parents and everyone they love before they too eventually fall change their minds?
Have they priced in the fact that all the money they've made is soon to be worthless?
Standing in bread lines during their last days, carefully watched at gunpoint by the military and police, will they finally realize this isn't a matter of prices?

No.
They will die, be cremated, and their ashes will be placed haphazardly into a small ceramic urn that reads 'priced in.'

>> No.18080108
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18080108

What are you guys buying puts for?

>> No.18080110

>he didn't load up on boomerstox at the bottom
LOL

>> No.18080118
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18080118

HURRY UP AND CRASH! IM STARTING TO SWEAT!

>> No.18080120
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Reminder that it's still dropping

>> No.18080122

>>18080098
you are my nigga

>> No.18080124
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18080124

What are you gonna spend your hard-earned money on, BVLLbros?

>> No.18080132

>>18080120
Gross fat bitch

>> No.18080135

>>18080108
inverse ETFs

>> No.18080140

>>18080067
How much of a pump at the end of day anons?

>> No.18080143

Why are lines going up while the world is going down

>> No.18080149

>>18080135
>options on leveraged etfs
kek have fun

>> No.18080150
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18080150

I took out 2/3 of my savings for this :))))))))

>> No.18080158

I keep seeing companies use the phrase, "we're all in this together"

and I keep hearing in the media "hunker down"

is hunkering down code for strapping in?

>> No.18080163

>mfw poorfag
I wanna invest and make money to god damnit

>> No.18080168

All they are doing is delaying the correction until after second quarter results released. Once companies admit that their revenues have been cut 75 - 80% the current stock prices will be untenable.

>> No.18080182

>>18080120
Hit refresh.

>> No.18080185
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18080185

Ya'll making money during this irrational nonsense?

>> No.18080193
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lol you haven't seen the drop yet

>> No.18080196

>>18080150
Those aren't savings anymore boyo

>> No.18080197

THE PUMP CONTINUES. IF YOU DIDN'T BUY CALLS THIS MORNING YOU'RE A DUMBSHIT

>> No.18080200
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>VIX flat
>stonks up 5% after a 10% bounce
Alright boys, just sunk 27k into SQQQ wish me luck, No way in hell this goes up a 3rd day in row after up 15%

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>>18080080
>You gonna tell her when to sell?
yeah, Ill just tell her to lock some in right now and let the rest ride

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>>18080124
k

>> No.18080211

>>18080150
>NIGGER.png
That's why you're losing money
Stop being racist
Fucking nigger

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>>18080089
So stonks go down when?

>> No.18080213
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18080213

It's going back down right?
I still wanted to load up on some cheapies.

>> No.18080214

>>18080200
unfathomably and intergalactically based, having a drink for you tonight bobolord
we're in the boat

>> No.18080215

>>18080098
M-O-O-N that spells BASED

>> No.18080217

>>18080158
Is code for STOP GOING OUTSIDE YOURE SPREADING THE ECONOMY KILLING VIRUS

STAY IN AND CONSUME DIGITAL MEDIA AND CONSUMER PACKAGED GOODS.

>> No.18080227
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This is the dump for real, guys, right...

>> No.18080229

>>18080200
lmao you fell for the BRRR trap. i did too

>> No.18080230 [DELETED] 
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18080233

>>18080200
hate to tell ya but we're going to keep pumping like this until at least friday

>> No.18080235

>>18080200
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO

>> No.18080236
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18080236

Break it down for a tourist, why is the market recovering despite supply chains still broken and the whole country basically on lockdown orders?

>> No.18080238

Is there a way to do a trailing stop TDA bros?

>> No.18080248

>>18080230
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18080250

>>18079995
>Robinhood
>app randomly fails 24 to 48hrs at a time

every online trading platform offers commission free trading. You fell for the meme

>> No.18080252

>>18080163
look at >>18080150 and be glad. You would have only joined him. fomo

>> No.18080253

>>18080204
Bretty based
I must have missed the TAKE OUT A LOAN AND BUY BUY BUY alert
At least I snatched up a whole bunch of KO PEP JNJ cheapies on Friday’s dumpening.

>> No.18080254

>>18080200
We got this bo bro I didn’t even watch markets today cause I’m just waiting for tomorrow we got this

>> No.18080260
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18080260

How does Cisco make so much money selling plastic bricks? Or do I not understand their business? There is no way legacy hardware is still profitable.

>> No.18080261
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>>18080120
But it keeps gaining

>> No.18080263
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Time is up bulls.

>> No.18080266
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>>18080227
I'm ruined.

>> No.18080267

>>18080236
BRRRR

>> No.18080270
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accurate depiction of markets right now

>> No.18080276
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>> No.18080280

ok guys

what the fuck is going on? why is it still going up?

is it a "return to normal" phase?
will see a freefall tomorrow?
sub-18k maybe even?

>> No.18080281

>>18080236
Read the past 20 threads. When you see people getting irrationally angry and blaming the blacks and Jews, read the posts they’re replying to.

>> No.18080283

>>18080227
>>18080266
Haha you fucking cunt

>> No.18080288
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I'm going for a bike ride bros, down 15% for the day I can't deal with this shit.

>> No.18080291

>"Wagie, here's your trump bux the senate passed"
>"Why isn't it 1200 you say? It's taxed."
>"No of course I didn't have to pay taxes on the money my company got from the government. Why would I?"
>"Why are you upset? you're going to be replaced tomorrow."
I'm not even joking around. That senate bill does good for some companies but every American who gets that check (Now in May or June.) has to pay tax on money that they government specifically passed a bill to give them.

I may start just being a salty stock buyer and options trader at this point....

>> No.18080293

>>18080108
SPY, dave and busters, TSLA

>> No.18080294

>>18080260
> Or do I not understand their business
are you from /g/?

>> No.18080295
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>>18080230

>> No.18080297

>>18080200
You are insane but I sincerely hope that you succeed where I have failed.

>> No.18080299
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>>18080200
prayers to you

>> No.18080301

I WARNED YOU ABOUT KO!

I TOLD YOU DOG!

>> No.18080302

>>18080230
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18080304

>>18080270
CLOWN WORLD

>> No.18080306

>>18080150
just go to vegas

>> No.18080309

>>18080054
I understand it well enough to know it's not the free market, faggot. Every night the fed does reverse repo to give banks liquidity to lend -- MANIPULATION -- and now they pledge to offer UNLIMITED debt buying and bond buying including the risky shit which means unlimited fucking printing. Yes, the fed doesn't LITERALLY print money but if you think those numbers on a screen will ever get paid back you're a FUCKING RETARD, so they may as well just print zibabwe bux you fucking NIGGER. "Oh it goes on the fed's balance sheet" oh you mean the one that's never been audited? FAGGOT. You don't know SHIT about what they do, no one does. You think they play by the same rules we do but they don't, they fucking do whatever they god damn want because STUPID FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT RETARDS LIKE YOU believe it's all fair and just. Kill yourself.

>> No.18080311

>>18080120
i would

>> No.18080312

>>18080276
>Cases still soaring
>Investors: Yeah it's all good now
Is that what I'm seeing?

>> No.18080314

Who else here holding onto SQQQ and TVIX for the jobs report tomorrow and selling instantly if it's significantly better than expected

>> No.18080319
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Bobros, when do my 3/30 SPY puts start printing? They are gonna print r-right?

>> No.18080320

>>18080281
do you have brain damage?

>> No.18080322

>>18080309
Take your pills, sweetie!

>> No.18080323
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>>18080276
priced in homie

>> No.18080324
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18080324

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING!!??

>> No.18080326

>>18080150
Lmao

>> No.18080329

>>18080312
Literally priced in
I bet it'd pump 20% if cases tripled tomorrow

>> No.18080330

>>18080150
bobos get the rope

>> No.18080331
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all my long stocks are in the red you fucking assholes said this was the bottom now my mother is asking why my bank account is at $0 when im 28 years old

>> No.18080337
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Hold the line bear bros!

>> No.18080341

>>18080324
bommers

>> No.18080339

>>18080309
TRUTH

>> No.18080348
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>>18080324
me
sorry, I'll stop now

>> No.18080350

>>18080314
I'm holding on until it goes to fucking zero. At this point it's not worth bailing out.

>> No.18080351

>>18080150
Not to kick you while you're down but these options are fucking trash

If you are going to risk 30 grand why not buy a little more quality and realistically?

Use this as a growing experience you might get break even tomorrow if jobs are bad enough, remember options can make you many times your money so you bet smaller and make good money anyway. Also don't buy weekly unless you are within 15% of the option price. See the recent move on Boeing

Stop wasting valuable capital on ridiculously OTM like 50 cents on Ford. Anyway, I kinda wish you luck but I like America too...

>> No.18080352

>>18080320
Do you have ass pains?

>> No.18080358

>>18080294
Obviously not.

>> No.18080359

>>18080319
print 0's maybe

>> No.18080360

>>18080150
if you weren't a retard you would've bought cvx and xom last week

>> No.18080363

>>18080337
more like hold the rope

>> No.18080364

Getting nervous lads. I'm inversing myself as most of my options trades go the opposite, what puts do I buy that are late April to mid May?

>> No.18080365

>>18080309
based as fuck. fuck niggers

>> No.18080368

>>18080314
hold the line bear bro

>> No.18080369

Is everything priced in?

>> No.18080371
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>>18080352
dick pains (from banging ur mum)

>> No.18080382
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>>18080120

>> No.18080384

>>18080369
>>18080105

>> No.18080385

Is it okay to hold SDOW overnight? What will happen if I do it??

>> No.18080386

>>18080150
>F $0.5 Put

>> No.18080388

>>18080369
The end of the world has already been priced in at this point

>> No.18080391

Friendly reminder that now is the time to double down on your short positions. Even if you missed the initial crash, there's still time to become a millionaire.

>> No.18080395

>>18080260
they sell cloud infrastructure licenses. software defined networking - virtual routers that run on VMware/KVM stacks etc. It's a terrible stock though.

>> No.18080396

>>18080385
you will be based and redpilled

>> No.18080397

>>18080385
Jerome Powell will personally come to your house and execute you

>> No.18080401
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>>18080281
>read the past 20 threads
I wouldn't even know what I'm looking for because I can't distinguish shitposting on /biz/.

>> No.18080402

>>18080364
Take the loss and avoid options, rebuild your losses slowly

>> No.18080405

>>18080385
lose another 5% due to futures

>> No.18080409

>>18080230
That's a weird looking pusy

>> No.18080412

>>18080385
the FBI will bang on your door at 4am and force you to sell it first thing in the morning

>> No.18080414

>>18080358
>Cisco develops, manufactures and sells networking hardware, software, telecommunications equipment and other high-technology services and products
>services and products

Yea just not boxes

>> No.18080415

>>18080369
Everything negative, yeah pretty much

>> No.18080418

If you were to liquidate your portfolio right now, what would you dump it all into?

>> No.18080419

I want to sell some of my long positions but I don’t want to feel FOMO tomorrow when the clown market is up another 5%

>> No.18080420

>>18080200
>check em
Damn, Bobo the Bear hunts tonite!

>> No.18080421

>40% of my portfolio in may SPY puts
>10% more at 255
>20% more at 270
>all in by 285
how to make money in a bear market. the only thing I’m concerned about is the expiry. June would be safer.

>> No.18080423

>>18080418
SPXS

>> No.18080424

>>18080233
why friday

>> No.18080427

>>18080260
what kind of hardware do you think the internet infrastructure runs on? magic pony dust?

>> No.18080429

bought SQQQ @ $21.27
what does my future hold?

>> No.18080430
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>dumped 20k on SQQQ last week
>fell for the bottom meme
>out -3k right now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18080431

averaging down put options right now, free money in a weeks time

>> No.18080434

>>18080385
No, some boomerstock will moon tomorrow and you will go down 20%. Probably 3M or some shit

>> No.18080435
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>>18080108
SDOW, SQQQ, SPXU

>> No.18080436

>futures keep going up
i've lost more trying to short with this crash than i would just holding before it crashed
i want to end myself

>> No.18080439
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Give up Jerome. It wont break 22K

>> No.18080441

>>18080260
Cisco is the IBM of networking. They sell ISP-grade routing equipment. No one was ever fired for buying cisco, etc.
Their consumer products are a drop in the bucket.

>> No.18080447

>>18080421
based and bobopilled

>> No.18080449

>>18080429
>>18080430
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.18080450

>>18080418
weekly SPY puts

>> No.18080451
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SQQQ BOYS GATHER AROUND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18080461

>>18080369
Yes, especially nyc/la trannies and boca (((snowbirds))) dying. It's a strategic play by the Drumpf 2020 campaign. He's going to make a run at turning NY red.

>> No.18080462

>>18080436
How about you come suck my dick for $100 instead big guy

>> No.18080467
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>>18080253
you might one more chance in April, dont screw it up this time

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>a $2T stimulus and infinite QE is somehow supposed to return the market back to normal when the full brunt of this virus is weeks away
What's stopping this bubble from bursting again?

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>>18080391
based misdirection poster

>> No.18080473

>>18080309
When did anyone say this was a free market?

This is a regulated market.
You’re really just upset because you’re on the losing side right now. If it was going your way you wouldn’t have a problem with all the manipulation.

You also believe Zimbabwe/Weimar meme. None of the countries that experienced hyper inflation have a currency like the dollar. None of them. If the dollar inflated heavily, other countries would be desperately trying to inflate their own currency against it. We’re in real danger of the DEFLATIONARY spiral. We need to err towards inflation.

>> No.18080474

>>18080386
Betting on bankruptcy lol

>> No.18080475

>>18080451
I would but I'm having trouble sitting down right now...

>> No.18080484

>>18080451
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP

>> No.18080486
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>tfw bullmeat about to be back on the menu

>> No.18080487

>A lot of people trying to larp as the next Michael Burry.
>Ends up costing them thousands.
You love to see it.

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bring it on jeromey

>> No.18080491

IRON HANDS BOYS WE WILL DUMP IF NOT THIS WEEK MONDAY WILL BE RED

>> No.18080493

>>18080401
The stock markets are forward looking. If they experience violent upswings or downswings, they will buy or sell accordingly in violent ways for a couple of days.

Key thing to remember is markets FORWARD looking. They digest future impacts on a economy(teg.rade deals) or estimates on economic data(eg unemployment)

>> No.18080494

Recession cancelled. Unlimited funds printed...

>> No.18080495

>>18080301
Warned me it could rocket

>> No.18080500

>>18080473
>bad things cant happen
>this is america!
>its the current year!
lmao

>> No.18080506

>>18080451
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18080511

>>18080470
nothing except unlimited printworks. I'm thinking we're going to have a violent crab down. today was up too fast. we're in for a drop. i think at least half of today will be wiped off by next week.

>> No.18080512

>>18080473
EXPLAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REICHSMARK AND DOLLAR LOOOOOOOOL

>> No.18080514

>>18080471
t. misdirection poster
Let's double down on puts go-
guys**

>> No.18080519

>>18080451
EENF EENF EENF

>> No.18080520
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I'm just gonna allin spxs

>> No.18080521

>>18080301
Warned me it would rocket 10% in one day?

Fuck I wish I’d bought more under 40

>> No.18080522

Senate says they are going to pass the bill today and then go on recess for 4 weeks lol. That's awesome.

>> No.18080524
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me make so much money past month
what should buy

am kinda want buy ultra wide screen monitor

>> No.18080526
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>>18080435
based. Bobo btfo eternally

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>>18080436
the market doesn't go straight down for weeks, you need to widen your expiry.

>> No.18080530

>>18080451
should I buy now or tomorrow morning

>> No.18080532

I literally bought puts at today's bottom. Flawlessly timed. The second the order executed the trend became what it is now.

>> No.18080533

who says unemployment numbers are tomorrow?? its APRIL 3RD

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>>18080451
AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18080535

>>18080512
OH I KNOW WEIMAR HAD LESS DEBT

>> No.18080537

>new to /biz/
>cant fucking tell the difference between shitposts and actual advice.
Guess I'll just die

>> No.18080538

>>18080473
This is the most Jewish post I've seen in a while.

>> No.18080539

>>18080385
Its basically just a stock
The "complication" is how the price is calculated but at the end of the day it's a stock

>> No.18080546

my average cost for apha is $4.40 :(
today was a massive rebound but it isn't enough

>> No.18080547

buy $FANG calls one months out

>> No.18080548
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Lockheed is up $40 today alone.

Excelsior!

>> No.18080549

>>18080493
>estimated 30% unemployment in the future makes the stocks go up

>> No.18080550

>>18080314
got melted on it today, too nervous to jump back on. don't think boomers or doomers will respond to jobs report, the media has shilled this as a total catastrophe

>> No.18080552

>BA 165
>TSLA 550
for what reason

>> No.18080553
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>>18080537
>implying there is a difference

>> No.18080556

>>18080260
Their logo looks like the SPY charts rn

>> No.18080557
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>>18080369
Stimulus bill is priced in. Trump ending quarantines early leading to mass reinfections has not been priced in. Just a warning.

>> No.18080559

>>18080512
I’ve done it too many times I’m not typing it out again.

Search the archives for reichsmark

>>18080524
possibly USD for now?

>> No.18080563
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18080563

I'm gonna make it, right guys? g-g-guys? Hello?

>> No.18080568

QE Infinity will work.

>> No.18080569
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>>18080451
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18080570

HEED THE ETERNAL BULL

>> No.18080571

MY PUTS AH FUCK SOMEONE BAIL ME OUT

>> No.18080576

>>18080549
He might be right.

The market already crashed last week when Goldman said unemployment would be 2.5 million

>> No.18080578

>>18080200
Sorry buddy, in case you haven't noticed, we're straight up from here.

>> No.18080579
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18080579

>Pump it for the rest of the week.
>On Monday, we crash it.

>> No.18080587

>>18080524
144 hz

>> No.18080588

>>18080557
>Quarantine should last more than a year.
The absolute state of bears.

>> No.18080595

>>18080260
most routers made out of metal, anon

>> No.18080598

STOP GOING DOWN SPXS
STOP IT
PULL UP
PULL UP

>> No.18080601

>>18080143
Panic buy, panic sell.

>> No.18080603

>>18080538
Thank you
I hope to one day make lots of money

>> No.18080605

>>18080493
Our future is the second great depression you retard. This is all fake pumping.

>> No.18080612

>>18080557
the multitudes of asymptomatic cases add a nice extra slow down for future R0 Not enough for he

>> No.18080613

>mfw the only way to make money was to guess the bottom for certain stocks
yeah nice rigged game boomer shitcunts im suppose to be okay with crabbing for 10 years to get profit?

>> No.18080614

Xerox is up 10% lmao

>> No.18080619

Fine.
Fuck it.
I'll say it:
At this point all anyone who is unironically holding puts can hope for is a few days of slide where you get your initial investment back. If at all.
It's my opinion that unless if you are placed before hand and have access to a bloomberg terminal you'll never see if you are actually turning a profit. Any money you put in at this point for trading options is money now wasted. If you have puts, hold onto them for a while longer. But expect nothing back.
Forget getting "Cheapies" Just aggressive buy whatever the fuck you can get your hands on. This market is so non functional that actual trading advice is useless as you can never beat machine input. And given that the FED is dumping money into the markets in the form of buying up bonds left and right, thus reducing their actual value, whatever you put in will simply vanish.
If you're playing a call game, good luck getting into the actually profitable calls.

When you get your trump bux, well.... IDC. Burn it or something. You won't get 1200. You'll be lucky to get 1000 at best. Meanwhile companies get free injections of cash with no incentive to pay them back.

>> No.18080622

>>18080467
W shaped recovery?
BIG if true...

>> No.18080623

>>18080605
we're not at top suicides. stocks probably not bottomed out.

>> No.18080625

Can you buy stocks after 4:00pm with robinhood? New guy here.

>> No.18080626

The FED is unstoppable. No one can beat their printers.

>> No.18080628

>>18080619
tldr

Sorry you lost money, FAGGOT.

>> No.18080629
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18080629

>bill won't be voted on today
>stonks still up

>> No.18080631

which oil company is going to moon and when???????

>> No.18080634
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18080634

Spy is closing +5% today...

>> No.18080635
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18080635

This is so messy (daily candles for TR)

>> No.18080637
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>>18080548
General Dynamics is up 9% as well

>> No.18080636

>>18080625
yes for 2 hours

>> No.18080638
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>>18080293
spy ans db baste, tsla tho oof
>>18080382
kek
>>18080200
bobros unite
>>18080230
motherfucker
>>18080421
my man
>>18080431
yessir
>>18080451
yo. red as fuck but hodling

>> No.18080640

>>18080629
Stop being mad that America is prospering.

>> No.18080641

>>18080524
toilet paper
guns
bleach
sex slaves (in a few months)

>> No.18080642

>>18080557
> has not been priced in.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>> No.18080643

>Down 12k point son the down
>Idiots start buying

'e bought?

>> No.18080652

>>18080619
OR JUST BUY REAL ESTATE FUCK THIS MARKET

>> No.18080653

>>18080571
Nah, only for the rich

>> No.18080654

>>18080563
How does a hundred thousand dollars sound to you?

>> No.18080657

>>18080631
XOM
2 months

>> No.18080659
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>>18080537
Listen faggot. Everything is in the OP for you to learn. I'll spoonfeed you. Want to gamble some money away? Follow the /biz/ memes. Want to actually invest with proven research driven data? Just buy a few regular index ETF's, Dollar Cost Average into them.

>> No.18080660

>>18080623
Markets don’t wait for real world conditions to actually peak, they wait til the rate of increase is flattening, or when they project them to flatten.

>> No.18080661

>>18080619
>NOOOOO ITS ONLY A FAIR GAME WHEN I MAKE MONEY
Turns out you didnt have anything meaningful to say anyway.

>> No.18080665

VIX still above 60. This truly is the clowniest of clown markets

>> No.18080666

>>18080640
>no inventory
>no customers
>no employees
>no open locations
>green market
prosperity

>> No.18080668

I'm seeing up to 1000 asks on SPY 4/17 $200. what the fuck is this volume?

>> No.18080670
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>>18080108
SPY, LYFT, UBER, DAL, EWG
Fuck this shit, tomorrow it ENDS.

>> No.18080674

The US government is just handing out everyone money. The UK government is basically telling everyone to stay at home, and is paying everyone's wages

There will be consequences for such extreme spending, everything wont be back to normal in June

>> No.18080675

Sold my puts at a loss and YOLOD in at Tuesday calls. If this doesn't print me bank, I'm done.

>> No.18080677

>>18080537
Don't take "advice"
Every time you hear a new term or new stock symbol or a new piece of news look it up

Any sort of "buy FAGT sell NIGR hold LOLI it's going to the moon" is shilling

>> No.18080678

>>18080636
thanks fren

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18080685

>>18080659
pretty sure this is a shitpost

>> No.18080689

>>18080319
depends what you put your puts at bobro.

honestly buying puts rn is a little stupid. I would go further than like 1 or 2 points otm, if you like money at all. There will likely be a drop tomorrow, but you shouldn't hoist yourself up to bomb when it isn't as big as you thought.

>> No.18080692

>>18080675
>buying calls at the top of a bull trap during a global pandemic
what are you doing

>> No.18080694

>>18080659
You think that faggot is going to listen to you when he sees the posts on wsb where they made 10000% profits? Surely he can do it too, right?

>> No.18080700

>>18080666
>Boomers dying

thats the only part of this "prosperity" that I agree with

>> No.18080702

>>18080670
why the fuck would you buy puts on uber when people will depending solely upon food delivery for joy in the upcoming TOTAL LOCKDOWN

>> No.18080705

>>18080694
If I can do -10000% others can do +10000%

>> No.18080707
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>I'm never going to make it...

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>>18080638
>>18080638
how fucked am i bobro?

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>>18080684
>there are actual millionaires in this thread that fall for /biz/ bait

>> No.18080711

>>18080628
I made 10K in one day playing the put game.
I'm just looking at the data plus the bullshit from the senate and I'm just sick of it all.
I'm basically in refuge letting my gains grow elsewhere


I'm just salty. The fact that the regular person is getting fucked over by having an additional tax placed on top of the money the government is giving him, while my company gets a grant with no strings and no taxes attached just finally got me pissed.

>> No.18080713

>>18080675
This is peak /biz/. You fucked up big time, my friend.

>> No.18080715

>>18080619
>market is so non functional that actual trading advice is useless
Bogleheads win again

>> No.18080719
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18080719

What stage of despair are bear niggers at now?

>> No.18080720
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>>18080674
Wrong its priced in and DOW will be 32k by june

>> No.18080722
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18080722

ARE WE THERE YET?

>> No.18080723

>>18080200
Based.
Wish you luck bobro

>> No.18080732

>>18080707
with that attitude you wont

>> No.18080733

>>18080709
its more pathetic than that, theyre posting reddit screencaps for /biz/ (You)s

>> No.18080735

>>18080715
Hell I can agree with that. I might as well get a fucking magic 8 ball because nothing functions as it did all of a week ago.

>> No.18080736

>>18080622
Could be V but with a test of april lower band 1 segment

>> No.18080740

>>18080719
All of them at once.
t. bear.

>> No.18080743

MINNESOTA GOVERNMENT ORDERED LOCKDOWN THROUGH MAY

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>>18080150

>> No.18080747

>>18080684
>loses more money in a 1% loss than I own
this picture hurts in so many ways

>> No.18080748

>>18080719
Pretty near to acceptance

>> No.18080751
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>>18080722
Don't post this. You will scare the people who just bought calls and sold puts at a loss.

>> No.18080752

>>18080722
nearly

>> No.18080754

>>18080533
Jobless claims for feb drop tomorrow at 8:30 per nasdaq

>> No.18080759

every future event is already priced in boys. market forever sideways from here.

>> No.18080760

Got the next thread ready when needed.

>> No.18080762

>>18080700
>>18080694
>>18080692
>>18080689
>>18080685
>>18080684
>>18080678
>>18080677
>>18080675

I'll tell all you faggots something important.

Holding long has gotten me about 8000 usd in gains this week

Shorting the market day to day, hour to hour, has lost me about 4000 usd this week.

Shorting is way too difficult to do casually or semi casually. The losses are too high, the timing has to be impeccable in a crab market, and the impending bounceback to normal is too imminent to ignore from a risk perspective.

Take this however you want. Your best bet is buying stocks little by little and saving cash.

~Now fuck off

>> No.18080763

SPXS gonna print tomorrow BAY BE

>> No.18080765

>>18080598
I bought calls on it. Unemployment numbers are supposed to come out tomorrow.
Puts are too expensive on other major indices.

>> No.18080766

>>18080722
Post-crash relief rally is priced in already

>> No.18080767

>>18080736
Target?

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>>18080732
>Stonks crash and I lose 30%
>Sold my puts too early
>Only down 20% now
>Bought more puts
>Stonks go up 15%
>Now down 50%

>> No.18080779
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18080779

all you bobos who are losing your ass right now, you were warned to sit this week out, you should have listened, you should have waited until monday

>> No.18080780

>>18080748
>>18080740
Pussies. I have been DCA into SDOW and SQQQ all fucking day

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>>18080200
checked

>> No.18080787
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18080787

guys look at SDOW volume

>> No.18080788

>>18080722
Priced in

>> No.18080790

>>18080766
additionally should mirror 2008. stimulus is not enough. will dump then likely bounce.

>> No.18080793

>>18080625
With Robinhood you can buy stocks from 9am to 6pm. Webull on the other hand gives you the full 4am to 8pm hours though liquidity isn't always the greatest

>> No.18080794

>>18080759
Inline warrants it is then
Sideways markets make money too.

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18080796

i bought at the high and you're going to tell me this is going to crash now

>> No.18080800

>>18080751
>>18080752
He’s played this right...
Dwyer, El-Erian, and Cramer are cemented for now on my list of people worth paying attention to.

I wonder if any of them will be alive for the next twice-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
>>18080766
Pricing in is already priced in

>> No.18080802

>>18080200
I have 3k roaring to go I hope we are both righg

>> No.18080806

JUST LET ME BREAK EVEN ALREADY FUUUUUCK

>> No.18080809

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>> No.18080811

>>18080763
>SPXS
Is it better to buy 3x ETFs before market close or at market open? I understand the short-erm/possibly even strictly DAY TRADE, but for once I want to try to smoke those aftermarket kikes out and ride the wave right at open.

>> No.18080817

The amount of people DCAing into short, leveraged ETFs is astonishing. Thank god i picked up on this level retardation earlier and sold my shorts in the positive.

You will all lose so much money. Do NOT DCA into leveraged short ETFs...

>> No.18080820

>>18080767
I wont know until the April open

>> No.18080827

>>18080811
Yes

>> No.18080830

i cant tell if were in peak bull or peak bear

ill chalk this one up to crab tomorrow

>> No.18080833

>>18080200
>10-18 trillion dollar injection into markets?
>time to buy some SQQQ
RIP

>> No.18080834

>>18080780
that's why you with those massive balls will be rich in 2 weeks when people are dying in the streets and I will just have made my money back kek

>> No.18080839

>>18080817
How the fuck else am I going to recoup my losses you fag?

>> No.18080842

>>18080762
Why did you reply to me? did you even read my post? I was talking about using a small short to not overexpose your position, like you've clearly been doing.

>markets go up, I make money, thats all I know
Just because its too hard to predict crab markets for you doesn't mean its the same for everybody.

>> No.18080844

>>18080213
This is one of the hardest things I have ever done ... hold out I didn’t buy 3 days ago because it seems like it’s worst is still get to come ... fuck bro I hope it drops one more time ...

>> No.18080846

Is pricing in already priced in?

>> No.18080847

>>18080702
Because every food delivery is a net loss for Uber.
>t. former uber slave

>> No.18080848

>>18080811
Its a gamble no matter what, whichever way the markets go on open, futures usually fuck you ahead of time.

>> No.18080850

>>18080830
We are at peak clown

>> No.18080853

WHAT WOULD DR. MICHEAL BURRY DO

>> No.18080861

you have higher chance of making fortune on roulette than options

>> No.18080864

>>18080800
>Pricing in is already priced in
Crab confirmed goys

>> No.18080865

>>18080834
Fuck man I hope so
>>18080817
Bitch don't kill my vibe

>> No.18080870

>>18080846
pricing in pricing in is priced in

>> No.18080876
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Just bought some GUSH for when Salman announces that he'll stop being a dickhead and end the oil price war.

>> No.18080875

>>18080844
the dow is still down 23%. anything you buy now is a three quarters what it would have cost early february.

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I'm doubling down. Liquidating KTOS at $13 to buy more SRTY.

>> No.18080891

It’s all rigged you idiots

Unless you’re in the big club, trying to time it is like flipping a coin

>> No.18080892

my hands smell like old cum ass and ball sweat

>> No.18080899

>>18080853
IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW
I BET HE'D BUY A STOCK OR TWO
THAT'S WHY MICHEAL BURRY'D DO

>> No.18080900

>>18080847
oh
I see

well I'm investing in pfgc (performance food group, aka roma foods) because they supply my job and we're booming because of all of this

everyone is ordering delivery and asking us to do stuff like leave it on the porch, ring the doorbell and leave

>> No.18080901

is degiro good for someone who wants to trade small amounts? im talkin under 1 thousand

>> No.18080903

>>18080892
cool beans

>> No.18080907

>>18080844
double down on inverse positions then

>> No.18080908

>>18080820
Keep me posted senpai~

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>>18080779
pussy

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WHY WONT THE DOW BREAK 22k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18080915

>>18080811
Depends on the timeline of news release.
Unemployment claims are supposed to be released tomorrow.
Since SPY puts and other index options are way too high premium wise, I went ahead and bought SPXS calls pretty cheap today, assuming the market reacts accordingly.
I have yet to see any quantitative or statistical analysis or evidence that supports this is entirely priced in. People panic sold, and now they have panic bought. It's a slew of unaccountability, or so it may seem.

>> No.18080916

guys, when will they announce the unemployment numbers and when will they try to pass the bajillion dollar bill again?
date and clock would be nice so i can time my shorts

>> No.18080918

>>18080876
should've bought UCO bud

>> No.18080919

name me 1 (one) thing that is not priced in

>> No.18080925

>>18080912
do you like losing money?

>> No.18080926

>>18080421
Ahhhh the play puts are too expensive

>> No.18080929

>>18080919

deeeez NUTS

>> No.18080930

would you rather buy calls on SDOW or puts on SPY for a bet of friday/monday crash? which is more profitable

>> No.18080932

>>18080892
this is why trump is forcing us back to work

>> No.18080934

>>18080914
Because I shorted it. Soon it will be down to 17k

>> No.18080937

NEW THREAD

>>18080921
>>18080921
>>18080921
>>18080921
>>18080921

>> No.18080938

>>18080914
BUY FAGS BUY

>> No.18080942

>>18080876
can somebody please explain gush to me as if i'm a total noob retard who doesn't know shit about shit. it looks like the most obvious buy of all time.

>> No.18080944

>>18080899
when michael burry was in the big short
fighting for the bears
they doubted him and he robbed their bags
and had a weird glass eye that stared

>> No.18080946

>>18080919
US infection rate accelerating for the foreseeable future.

Trump ordering nationwide lock down in two weeks once he realizes he has no choice.

>> No.18080948

>>18080846
Our universe is a weather simulation run in a supercomputer by beings beyond our comphrehention. Our sentience was a complete accident which they are not even aware of. The simulation is shutting down next thursday. And yes, it's factored in.

>> No.18080954
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18080954

see general sentiment in nnvesting threads, understand that biz always loses.
bet against biz for big wins.

>> No.18080975

>>18080735
i highly encourage you to look up the major recessions and depressions. 'Relief' rallies can last a while and defy logic. So can major crashes.

Hell even Boglheads' were questioning there own sanity and the boglehead investment methodology during the 2008-2009 crisis.

https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

>> No.18080982

>>18080916
they'll time it to minimize effect unemployment numbers, surely. if they don't delay unemployment numbers.

>> No.18080983

if this pumps even more at eod, I don't know what to say.

>> No.18080996

>>18080919
How long and when more lockdowns are going to be happening. This stimulus package is like a cough drop for the common cold

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18081026

>>18080876
>Bargaining
>>18080883
>Denial
>>18080891
>Depression
>>18080892
>Acceptance
>>18080914
>Anger

the gang's all here

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18081044

>>18080337
It’s soo hard it almost hurts I want to throw up. Could have bought at&t for 25 aghhh I said I’ll wait for the next drop and I will buy it hurts soo bad

>> No.18081062

>>18080942
You are essentially banking on the Saudis not producing oil and the Russians being nice to the American industry.
Production cost for the Saudis is like 8$ and making the US extractors go bankrupt would be profitable for everyone except the US.

I would not invest honestly. Same with oil. Its low but it might go to 15$ and the Arabs would still make a profit

>> No.18081063

is anyone else shorting gyms

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>>18081026
Kek

>> No.18081111
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18081111

Lol do I hold this overnight

I'm 76% calls on ko, ba, plnt, spy, 2% spy puts, 22% cash, about 0.1% uvxy puts

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18081141

>>18081026
Nice job kek

>> No.18081149

>>18081111
take profit

>> No.18081177

>>18080397
Lol

>> No.18081179

>>18081111
take and keep profit. don't get greedy.

>> No.18081244
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>>18081026

>> No.18081429

.........What the fuck is going on?
Some of my whatever tier puts turned profitable.

>> No.18081449

>>18081111
lmao did you get fucked yet?

>> No.18081456

What the fuck

>> No.18081458

>>18080914
>doomp eet

>> No.18081580

>>18080549
Might as well

>> No.18081976

>>18081111
Dude u got a free stock it looks like

>> No.18082196

>>18081111
This is from Reddit

>> No.18082394

>>18080260
You don't buy Cisco for the hardware. It's the support contracts that you really pay for.