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What would you do /biz/?

>> No.18074316

>>18074255
Stop the train after becoming employed by the trolley company, collect unemployment while working some under the table gig

>> No.18074394

Stop the trolley, pick everyone up off the tracks, and give the people on the tracks UBI regardless of who they are or what their status is so that they can decide which companies live or die.

>> No.18074420

>>18074255
make 4k 60fps video of dead people, get a million views

>> No.18074494

>>18074255
>stop the trolley
>get full time job at msnbc
>write a book called "trouble with the trolley"
>run for president

>> No.18074523

>>18074255
Quickly take out my phone and log on to Robinhood and buy some trolley company puts. Then pull the lever

>> No.18074663

>>18074494
Next level

>> No.18074681

>>18074255
Okay, but what if the people on the train were black, Hispanic, or some other minority?

>> No.18074718

>>18074255
Not my business. Let those fuckers die.

>> No.18074750

>>18074255
Hitting all those people would make for bad PR, so I would stop it at the last second, free them, and ask for a 75 cent raise from my boss.

>> No.18074753

>>18074255
But OP you've very clearly cropped this picture where there's about a billion people about a year or two down the rails also and they only way to keep the train from slamming into them is by literally throwing dozens of bodies in front of it today and slow it down, total.

>> No.18074756

I wouldn't touch the handle as I live in China. I don't want to be responsible for any medical fees.

>> No.18076025

>>18074255
Those idiots were told not to tie themselves down to the trolley tracks and they did it anyway. Let them die....

>> No.18076103

>>18074255
>stop trolley
>"uh, so you gonna help untie us bro?"
>have to untie 15 retards

I'm going straight past this pretending not to see anything

>> No.18076109

>>18074255

If I'm an employee of the trolley company and I have time to stop the trolley then I should do so because the litigious survivors can argue I, and by extension my employer, had a duty to act, and thus I could expose them to a greater loss.

>> No.18076268
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>>18074255
They violated the NAP by trespassing on the private land the rail sits on. Plus I get to sue the survivors or closest kin for damage caused by derailment and lost profit from schedule delays in the private courts.

>> No.18076291

>>18074681
Why does that change anything? Human life is human life, regardless of race.

>> No.18076309

>>18076109
>survivors
you ever been tied to a trolley-track, ran over and survived? Do you even know even that has? No? well then

>> No.18076320

>>18076291
Faggot

>> No.18076354

>>18076103
You're the retard. You only have to untie one and he will untie his friends

>> No.18076379

>>18074523
Unbeknownst to you, robinhood crashed before your order went through. You hold no current position. Now what?

>> No.18076391

>>18076354
>his friends
making assumptions there bud
he's gonna be in shellshock from the near death experience and I'll have to untie all of them

fuck that shit I'm bolting

>> No.18076419

>>18074255

I stop the trolley but only after shorting the trolley company.

>> No.18076471

>>18076291
kill yourself

>> No.18076737

>>18074255
>Stop the trolley
>Let the company do a stock buyback
>Wait for price to jump up massively as hype creates more stock value than fundamentals
>Dump my stock
>Resume the trolley
>People are run over, stocks dump
>Ask for a bailout as transportation is essential and I have no cash.
>Get bailout, repeat same thing in ten years.

>> No.18076750

>halting economy = just a loss of profits, no other consequences

;^)

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>>18076291
have sex

>> No.18077843

Grab my phone and start recording it. Then sue the trolley company for emotional damages since I had to watch a bunch of people die. I'll tell them the lever was jammed if they ask about it.

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>>18076291