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[Anonymous No.18068171]

Republicans cucked! Stimulus was passed with rule changes, now if you make more than 75k you get NOTHING, if you make less you will only get ONE 1,200 dollar check instead of the two we were supposed to get. THANK DEMORATS

thehill.com/homenews/senate/489382-senate-white-house-reach-deal-on-massive-stimulus-package

>The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

[Anonymous No.18068178]

communism

[Anonymous No.18068188]

Guess I'm finally getting my very first NEETbux

[Anonymous No.18068197]

>>18068171

[Anonymous No.18068204]

>>18068178
Funny how the rule change means less money for Americans, communists should be pissed at dems

[Anonymous No.18068207]

>>18068188
Be sure to buy dividend stock, so it keeps on giving!

[Anonymous No.18068214]

>>18068171
you just got paid $1200 to shitpost, give it a rest

[Anonymous No.18068224]

>>18068214
It was supposed to be 2,400 asshole. The republicans were gonna give us 2 checks

[Anonymous No.18068229]

>>18068171
>tfw just barely made under 75k
Feels good because 72k is still a lot for my area, glad I changed positions to a low cost of living for free vs getting fucked at my old location

[Anonymous No.18068240]

>>18068229
For which year? They arent using last years taxes

[Anonymous No.18068241]

1200 bucks one time. Cool.

How much did United Airlines get and when do we hang the executives in minecraft?

[Anonymous No.18068246]

So then they dont count a married couple as one?

[Anonymous No.18068261]

Are my kids getting this too? Makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.18068297]

>tfw made 84k due to shitloads of overtime
Someone should kill every last Democrat in minecraft. This is fucking bullshit. Do we at least get the $10k knocked off student loans?

[Anonymous No.18068326]

>500 free linkies

[Anonymous No.18068335]

>>18068240
Nah, this was the 2018 filing. Basically work was like "well no raise this year but we can give you the option to work remotely if that's okay".
>did some research for cheap cost while still close enough to something in my industry
>NM is good, live a little outside of Albuquerque
>move my ass out there
>average income is ~38-40k where I live, making 72k
>only got a raise near the end of 2019 and it was for the prior year and this year

[Anonymous No.18068336]

when the fuck do we get it

[Anonymous No.18068337]

>>18068297
>Do we at least get the $10k knocked off student loans
I hope not, fuck college retards

>>18068261
>>18068246
They are going to post the bill tomorrow morning so you can read it tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18068341]

>>18068326

[Anonymous No.18068349]

>>18068336
About 4 weeks, which makes the whole fucking thing pointless as fuck if you think about it

[Anonymous No.18068354]

>>18068336
a marketcrash friday

[Anonymous No.18068355]

>>18068171
Lol, the "literally the end of the world" amounted to a welfare holiday, my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.18068356]

sucks that the ones who contribute the most tax dollars aren't getting shit back

[Anonymous No.18068360]

>>18068349
fuck. I thought it was more like 1-2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18068374]

congress

[Anonymous No.18068392]

>>18068224
we still prob gettin 1200 a month. it said 1200 for 1 month assuming the national emergency is declared over. 1200 each month were under national emergency

[Anonymous No.18068393]

>>18068207
What are some good dividend stock?

[Anonymous No.18068401]

>>18068349
>>18068360

It's by the end of april, most and taxes were pushed back to July. Mostly the idea is within 2-3 weeks but could be 4 depending on how you filed/where you live. Grandma who filed by paper only and lives in buttfuck South Dakota might be 4 weeks, where anyone in a semi main city could get it in 2.

[Anonymous No.18068406]

>>18068356
if you make that much money how the fuck do you not have mad money saved up?

[Anonymous No.18068427]

>>18068392
>we still prob gettin 1200 a month
Dude, hate to burst your bubble but its a one time payment. You get 1200 and thats it, no more money, not next month not ever. Atleast Republicans were gonna give us 2 checks

[Anonymous No.18068431]

>>18068427
it's 1200 a month if the pandemic gets worse and we don't flatten the curve.

[Anonymous No.18068438]

>>18068431
Source?

[Anonymous No.18068457]

>>18068406
its the principle of it. Why should i work at all if it disqualifies me form free gibbs?

[Anonymous No.18068462]

>>18068431
>we don't flatten the curve
Don't worry, we didn't. We super duper didn't. Remember: there is a week lag in incubation time, and then about a week until testing/hospitalization time. We barely started taking distancing measures seriously like 3-4 days ago, this ride is only getting started.

[Anonymous No.18068469]

>>18068297

You should be fine, the bill says if you get nothing if you made under 99k not 75k. Also, Idk where people are getting that the old bill guaranteed two payments of 1200. It did not, it say it pay 1200 IN two payments.

[Anonymous No.18068478]

>>18068457
you shouldn't work at all. you should only work in a system that isn't designed to screw you over. stay home, collect those neetbuxs to help accelerate the collapse of our economy. that's what im doing

[Anonymous No.18068479]

Are NEETs getting it?

[Anonymous No.18068480]

>>18068406
>75k/year
>how the fuck do you not have mad money saved up?
What are you, 10?

[Anonymous No.18068482]

>officially made 28k in 2018
>actually made 160k
>get full amount
Thanks for the neetbux lmao

[Anonymous No.18068483]

>>18068457
Communists are hypocrites man

[Anonymous No.18068490]

>>18068479
republicans didnt want neets to get it but democrats made neets get it too now. no ones disqualified anymore

[Anonymous No.18068507]

>>18068480
what shithole do you live in where 75k doesn't allow you to save up?? you must live in commiefornia cause that's basically upper middle class in most states

[Anonymous No.18068515]

>>18068246
>>18068261
I think it's $75,000 cap, but separately. If you have kids (dependents), I think you get $500 per.

I just don't know how they're going to logistically get us our money. Mailing checks? seems unreasonable and slow

[Anonymous No.18068529]

>>18068515
direct deposit

[Anonymous No.18068545]

>>18068171
>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

[Anonymous No.18068557]

>>18068490
How are NEETs getting it if it's still based off taxes?

[Anonymous No.18068561]

>>18068171
Anyone else not getting anything from this? I guess I have to pay for everyone else instead, just like everything else this country spends money on.

[Anonymous No.18068575]

>>18068204
Yes but it means more money for niggers, spics and college students.

Weird how that is the only groups the democrats care about

[Anonymous No.18068589]

>>18068393
SPYD
HDV
BKH
NWL
LAND

[Anonymous No.18068597]

>>18068557
Probably still had to file, or they will just send it to everyone who didnt file

[Anonymous No.18068619]

>>18068171
Whatever desu, it's more money I can put into ARPA while it's low and let it compound with Binance staking.

[Anonymous No.18068623]

>>18068406
>make 75k
>40k after taxes/retirement/state-required insurances
>16k after mortgage+utilities
>then groceries, car maintenance, and anything else you ever spend money on in an entire year
75k in like half the states ain't much if you're not 22.

[Anonymous No.18068630]

>>18068171
This entire month has been wagie's getting BTFO and neets thriving, and yet again the neet triumphs against the wagecuck

[Anonymous No.18068647]

>>18068597
It's based off 2018 tax returns OR 2019 if there is no 2018 filed. But you had to have worked in the past 2 years and filed.

[Anonymous No.18068654]

>>18068545
BASED

[Anonymous No.18068665]

>>18068355
>he thinks it's over
wew

[Anonymous No.18068670]

>>18068623
move to a less shitty state and you can easily save 10-20k a year more

[Anonymous No.18068692]

>>18068171
The house dem plan was for $2000 per person per month so I'm not sure how much of a "thanks dems" moment this is.

On the plus side there's better unemployment insurance and paid sick leave, and actual oversight for the gigantic corporate gibs.

[Anonymous No.18068695]

>work hard to get good job
>pay tons of taxes
>don't even get check

[Anonymous No.18068697]

>>18068575
This. Take from the ones who save and give to those who don't. Consume you will or we devalue.

[Anonymous No.18068730]

>>18068335
If this is going off of 2018 taxes then I am set

Made 70k in 2018

Making 145k now

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[Anonymous No.18068734]

>>18068695
just dont pay lmao, mexicans and jews don't pay so why should you?

[Anonymous No.18068753]

>>18068507
That's an enormous problem. I live in based NH where I can choose to not give a single fuck and my modest salary gives me enough to live on and save with. Someone in NY or San Fran is fucked to an extraordinary degree, yet a 75k salary, which basically pays for bills and nothing else in NY, gets them cut off any assistance. Also consider anyone who made 75k on their 2018 taxes but got laid off immediately as shit hit. No help. What the fuck is that? The tiering at 100k and cut off at 200k is much more helpful.

[Anonymous No.18068773]

>>18068171
ayooo. All in BTC bitch

[Anonymous No.18068802]

Do actual NEETs even get anything? I'm assuming not. We don't file taxes so from the governments perspective we don't exist.

[Anonymous No.18068808]

>>18068589
SDK
FGG
BTA
FRFB
HTEE
TGRG

[Anonymous No.18068828]

>>18068730
2018

[Anonymous No.18068848]

Here's 1200 dollars for you American, and for you, Boeing, 500 billion dollars every time you go bankrupt because your company is a piece of shit poorly operated cesspit that builds flying coffins.

[Anonymous No.18068862]

>>18068753
Lol NH is based until we all get the virus and die because nobody wants to lock shit down here while we border a massive Chinese colony to the South

[Anonymous No.18068884]

>>18068848
Boeing has to pay that back, we dont

[Anonymous No.18068899]

>>18068884
>bank gets billions of dollars in bailouts
>they use those billions to make billions more
>easily payback what they borrowed because it's at zero interest rate
ah yeah we're clearly getting the good end of the deal here

good goy

[Anonymous No.18068919]

Attention whiny neet retards, bailing out american companies allows those companies to continue employing millions of americans who would otherwise be out of a job if their company collapsed. It's not ideal, but it would be far, far worse if the companies were allowed to implode completely.

[Anonymous No.18068933]

>>18068919
you mean so they can use the money to buy back stocks.

[Anonymous No.18068939]

>>18068899
Ok so use your grand and multiply it like boeing and pay it back

[Anonymous No.18068942]

>>18068884
Yeah good joke. Just like all those banks that paid us back. Nobody deserves this money. We all deserve to go bankrupt, get evicted, and get crushed by our bad loans. Both the companies and the people

[Anonymous No.18068953]

>>18068939
Making money is a lot easier when you have literal billions at your disposal. 1.2k you could buy some meme shit like LINK and hope it moons in the next 5 years that's about it.

[Anonymous No.18068971]

>>18068178
This, the only good communism is communism for the rich desu.

[Anonymous No.18068992]

>>18068171
Who cares anyway

Whether it's one grand, two grand, or no grand, I can't buy a girlfriend with money
>But
a GOOD girlfriend
>Oh
And it ain't enough neet bucks to just neet yeet for the rest of my life

So fuck it.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18069028]

This is good, though, since we don't need two checks. We'll be wagecucking again in no time.

[Anonymous No.18069721]

>>18068171
> if you make less you will only get ONE 1,200 dollar check
The Neet will reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.18069752]

What about married filing jointly. $150k? Please please please