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DAD DRINKING THE DRUMPF KOOL-AID HE SAYS CORONAVIRUS IS FAKE NEWS

HE'S MAKING ME GET A JOB I TOLD HIM I'LL DIE IF HE SEND ME OUTSIDE

MOM AGREES WITH ME SHE SAYS ITS SUICIDE

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS I DONT WANNA DIE

>> No.18063785

AND TO MAKE IT WORSE HE SAYS I GOTTA GET A JOB AT AMAZON WORKING FOR FUCKING BEZOS THE LITERAL WAGE CAGE MEME I ALWAYS JOKED ABOUT OTHERS HAVING TO WORK IN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18063799
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18063799

I WOULD'VE RATHER GOTTEN SHIPPED OFF TO FIGHT WW3 THAN SHIPPED TO THE WAGE CAGE

HELP!

>> No.18063839

Unlucky lad
Trump has destoyed the brain of many a boomer

>> No.18063868

Tell your dad you’ll kys and write a suicide note blaming it all on him if he does this. Tell him your serious cause it’s basically suicide going to work around all those dirty wagies so tell him you my as well kys now

>> No.18063905
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>>18063774
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS
Cough on him

>> No.18063907

>>18063774
You won't die. You might end up getting your boomer parents infected and die though.

>> No.18063921

Punch your dad, fuck your mom and become the man of the house

>> No.18063958

>>18063774
>>18063785
>>18063799
Kill him and impregnate your mother.

>> No.18063982

>>18063799
Well just join the military then, I'm sure he'd approve.

>> No.18064011

>>18063982
I DONT WANA DIE FOR THE J00S EITHER

>> No.18064019

>>18063905
This. Cough on him. Make sure you look like you are running a fever too.

>> No.18064072

I'm a food delivery driver, still working. I will continue to work as long as my employer provides me with adequate PPE. At this time keeping people supplied at home and able to quarantine is important.

>> No.18064080

>>18063774
Join the military, you pussy. They are the only ones hiring right now.

>> No.18064106

>>18064072
Thank you for your service anon. I’m being serious, my parents would starve if it wasn’t for people like you right now.

>> No.18064179

>>18064072
Me too, we are on lockdown in the UK except for "essential" work and food delivery is classed as essential and encouraged by our gov. The problem is most restaurants are closed now. Mcdonalds, subway, kfc all gone.

>> No.18064198

>>18063958
based and george r.r. martin-pilled.

>> No.18064301

>>18064072
You see this guy, OP? This is an actual adult.
Either get a job or enjoy continuing to take shit from your old man.

>> No.18064379

>>18063774
I'm living in South Korea and nobody here cares even half as much as they do in the USA right now. It's fucking hilarious. I'm on my way to go golfing and drinking with friends right now. Subways are packed, streets are packed, businesses didn't really shut down for the most part even when it was at its worst.

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18064415

Listen to Tessa Violet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQyFFTh_YGc

>> No.18064423

>>18063774
Get a daughter and fuck her just like your hero, trump.
Then make straw man arguments while voting against your own interest as a high school graduate.
Dont worry you're more likely to blow your brains out than the rest of us.

>> No.18064479

>>18063799
Join the military you limp-wristed peabrain

>> No.18064579

>>18063774
Tell mom to lock that pussy up and put the kool-aid on the top shelf.

>> No.18064620

>>18063774
Stand up to your dad you fucking pleb. Tell him you'll get one when the pandemic subsides. FFS

Alternatively make massive gains while everyone else suffers and show him so he'll finally be proud

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>>18063774
Just apply to places that are closed and tell him you aren't getting responses.

>> No.18064709

>>18063774
show him articles written by doctors, or interviews. your dad is a low iq moron. he's the one at risk.

>> No.18064759

>>18063774
by the way you should apply where businesses need help during the pandemic. for example if you live near a facility that produce masks or rubbing alcohol or groceries delivery... you should take the opportunity. some businesses really need temporary help right now

>> No.18064794

>>18063774
what a worthless cunt lmaooooo
ask us for free money/crypto

>> No.18064820

>>18063839
this

>> No.18066257

>>18063774
Anon. Just start making YouTube videos in the Pokemon Niche and pair it with some other niche as well

>> No.18066278

>>18063785
Based Dad

>> No.18066308

>>18063774
Sell your body on the street like the good little boy whore you are. I’ll give you $50 to blow me fag.

>> No.18066379

>>18063774

tell him you have a better idea- you will become a tranny and sell fisting videos on sicflics. With the millions you make you can turn back into a man later and still have plenty left over.

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>>18066278
YOU DONT GET IT. I TOLD HIM ABOUT THE WAGE CAGE AND LAUGHED AT HOW PATHETIC THEY ARE NOW IM GOING IN THE CAGE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18066912

>>18066881
Just get into an accident so you can't work

>> No.18066934

>>18063774
> I TOLD HIM I'LL DIE IF HE SEND ME OUTSIDE
Rofl
Top keks
Good job anon.

>> No.18066946

>>18066912
> Just get into an accident so you can't work
This anon got the brains he gonna make it

>> No.18066965

>>18064072
its crazy to think you probably saved at least one life just by delivering food

>> No.18066980

>>18066257
what do you mean pair it with another niche. like make pokemon sex toy vids

>> No.18067011

sign up for mechanicalturk, do shitty transcription slave tasks from your home cage, buy him a $5 amazon gift voucher from your earnings and tell him you're working for bezos now

>> No.18067213

>>18063785
Get in the cagie, wagie.