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>> No.18062932

Get me off this ride bobo

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>> No.18062940

You had your fun bullfags
Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted

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First for cunny

>> No.18062951

Should I cancel my order for a SQQQ put?

>> No.18062954

What are some penny stocks I can help tank by shorting?

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>> No.18062963

I prefer futa/trap doujin.

>> No.18062965

Where are your guys exchanges letting you trade at this hour?

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>> No.18062970


So this is it...the great dump of our time

>> No.18062973
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how do i buy a pandemic

>> No.18062974

Um, the stonk market is up you dumb fucks.
Bear would mean the market were DOWN

>> No.18062976

I'm new here - why do so many screech about SQQQ?

>> No.18062982
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>No stimulus
>Huge death numbers
>Hospitals overflowing
>Supplies running out
>Unemployment coming
>Bankruptcy coming

>> No.18062983

That’s the most r*ddit video I’ve seen in my life and I’ve browsed this website for over a decade, unfortunately.

>> No.18062986

Did the market crash in 2016 then? Yes or no? What were the reasons please?

I wrote a thesis in 2015 predicting there to be crash soon. Never really checked up on..

>> No.18062989
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It's so fucking quiet with nobody commuting. I love it. Can we leave the economy off? Maybe Uncle Ted was right.

>> No.18062993

Not first, but still based tho.

>> No.18062995

How are my $25 BSN June Puts looking? I should have enough time to not get crushed by IV and American Bailouts won’t help out this Canadian Bank

>> No.18062999

newfag here
isn't it significantly harder to turn a profit in a bear market

>> No.18063005

I think you’re gay, anon.

>> No.18063006
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Say it with me now, bulls:
you can do it!

>> No.18063010
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You enjoyed watching the dead cat bounce about, didn't you?

>> No.18063017

it goes up when markets go down

>> No.18063019

RH, they don’t let you trade rn I just placed the order so it goes out open tomorrow

>> No.18063022

It’s just one of the stocks that tracks the inverse of the markets so you can make money while the market plummets

>> No.18063023

>not futa/female
>not the doujins where a cute athletic girl gets aggressive with a guy she likes

>> No.18063026

The economy is fine, cars are the problem. It's total bullshit that we've designed our urban areas around cars rather than people.

>> No.18063029
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Lolicons deserve death desu senpai

>> No.18063031

No it's easier but riskier.

>> No.18063034

Not necessarily, but, risks are much higher.

>> No.18063037

Post more

>> No.18063038
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>> No.18063040

The final blow will be the stimulus deal failing or being watered down to nothing.

>> No.18063043

what is a girls butt really like.

>> No.18063044
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>less than 1% drop
Yawn, wake me up in the morning

>> No.18063051

Imagine being butthurt by a cartoon.

>> No.18063052

The slash was "and or" not "including." Futa female is great as well.

>> No.18063053

Last Friday I felt some sympathy for the bulls. I was ready to take my profits and leave
But now, I have no warm feelings left. Let it all burn to the ground.

>> No.18063059

But the alternative is public transport and that's gross. Plus, public transport only works well in cities, which is objectively inferior to living on the edge between a national park and the suburbs.

>> No.18063061

Ahh ok thanks

>> No.18063074
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This is bullish right?

>> No.18063082
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GE announced they are ramping up simplified ventilator production, but also announced the first company death of COVID! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18063088

It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars, but I guess a profit is a profit. I'm roughly $500 up after just starting last week; I'm tempted to pull my profits but I also believe that each will skyrocket again once the market is back on track.

>> No.18063092

Congress getting wiped out? Absolutely bullish.

>> No.18063097

Absolutely crabbish.

>> No.18063106

We have gotten too cocky. I’m switching teams (again!)

>> No.18063107

Dude their putting in a $6T stimulus. You don't need to worry about -1% futures or dead cat bounces, or harmonic crab charts. It will go up with a $6T injection. That's like 10% of all the money on earth they are "injecting"

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Collapse of society = access to cunny
Bears better win

>> No.18063120

>It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars
Nigger, the fluctuations is what earns you big bread because they're consistent. 100*24 then sell 100*28-30, how much does that make?

>> No.18063121

Its way quicker to earn money. The DOW just lost 4 years of progress over the span of one month basically. Betting on that is huge money.

But you are betting against everyone. The gouvernment, the banks, the central banks, the world. There are rules to prevent it from dropping, gouvernments forcing comapnies to buy stocks or banning the sale like China.

Going long means betting on the house in a casino. Going short means betting against it.
Betting against the house is only feasible in small windows where one guy figured out the trick and you are waiting for the bouncers to kick him out. That wont take too long either.

>> No.18063122

I want to buy GE because as a medfag I use a metric shitton of their equipment but they have so much debt on their books.

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is this bullish??

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>> No.18063136

They'll get bailout again.

>> No.18063137
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>prevents gatherings of ten or more people

>> No.18063143
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Lolis just have no female features or attractiveness.

>> No.18063144
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Collapse of society = no police to stop murders of degenerates

>> No.18063151

Takes longer to recover than for death.

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>> No.18063162

Ah a man of culture!

>> No.18063165

>no groups of 10 or more
Do you think the niggers in SE will listen?

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>> No.18063175
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The data is in. After the SIX TRILLION was announced /biz/ felt much more crabby,and a bit more bullish, but bearish sentiment was still large. Now all that is left is to see how tomorrow plays out.

>> No.18063177

>Stimulus senate vote on wednesday
>Democrat whip allows 9 votes to swing
>3 quarantined Republicans can’t vote for it
>bill fails
Headline: Republicans block bipartisan coronavirus stimulus bill

>> No.18063179
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You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It's not real. Cope.

>> No.18063183


Many brokerages ban short selling because most people go full retard and lose everything using leverage then owe money

>> No.18063184

>caption $10 billion
>quote $10 trillion

>> No.18063186

You could also be murdered though

>> No.18063189


My workplace has not required a worker to be physically present for 20 years because of the internet and the ability to work from home, but the boomer management just can't resist making people drive hours to get there and then torturing them.

>> No.18063193

Alright, that makes sense. I was only thinking in the 20-30 share range. But if you buy low and then it crashes more, you can make upwards of a grand.

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>You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It is.

>> No.18063202
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>Cheeseburger for $10000
>Para-pa-pa-pam, I'm lovin' it™

>> No.18063206

Same. They seemed like they were turning around, but now it seems like they are fucked again. Selling some more ventilators isn't going to save them when Aviation is shut down.

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>> No.18063212

Why not just print infinite money and keep moving the decimal forever?

>> No.18063216
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>I dont print infinity money
>I create a world with infinity money

>> No.18063217
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>ten trillion
>10,000 billion
>10,000,000 million

>> No.18063218

>This isn't a typo
Holy shit

>> No.18063221
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I’m not so sure... it didn’t work exactly like that in 08, see pic

If you’re talking about 3dpd then you’re 100% right. If talking about mango, you fucked up.
vix dipping with futures flattening
Nikkei mooning
Translation: I'm fucked

Neutral to meaningless
This isn’t true but I wish it was
The body is fiiine

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>Cheeseburger for $10000
Brized in

>> No.18063231
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So how is everyone doing and feeling tonight? So far I'm still up by 1,300 still since the beginning of the year and I consider that a win so far...

>> No.18063232

t. Retard.

>> No.18063238

By tomorrow afternoon it'll be 30 gorillion

>> No.18063240

Watching Chris Cuomo's show makes me feel infinitely more confident in my SDOW.

>> No.18063243

Im sure you can short sell without leverage tho?

>> No.18063245

Get this orange man out of here

>> No.18063246
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Its called yuri and its beautiful
Youre absolutely right but I stand by my point.

>> No.18063248

I lost 15k out of 22k
Doing pretty shitty. :)

>> No.18063249
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I can't wait for fights to death. Some real manly shit and not this gay society shit.

>> No.18063250
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It's almost like he now knows he won't get re-elected, so he has decided to print the dollar to death before his term ends.
He's taking the country down with himself.

>> No.18063254

Well duh, it's the media

>> No.18063262

Just print 20 trillion, then US GDP will actually go up

>> No.18063263
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What did he do today?
For the last month he seems to have some sort of mental or rhetorical breakdown every other day

>> No.18063269

The media are fucking right on this one, take off your Trump blinders.

>> No.18063272
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Tall_women: femdom:/male:rape/mind_break:male yaoi- >>>> pedoshit

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I’ve posted a few times and am hoping to get a legitimate answer. Should I continue to keep my stocks how they are and hope for them to continue to increase over the next few months or just take my gains and not be a greedy fuck? Even if they crash, I don’t see my loses being too heavy.

I’m also tempted in investing in another cruise line as well as air travel, but I may wait to see if airline stock ends up dipping.

>> No.18063280
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Here's a scoop for you guys, the CEO of my company just posted this on our internal Slack

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Print it.

>> No.18063285

Darkpools buying, I am concern
I really like Tuchman.
I could also grow wings and fly
Not that part. Yuri is acceptable if aggressive enough.
Eh we all gotta pay our tuition here and there...

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>> No.18063300

At this point why can't we just have socialism

>> No.18063310

dont get greedy

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>> No.18063320

futures climbing, bobos fucked once again

>> No.18063327

Can you stupid fucks stop fucking up formatting and forgetting the required reading and the trading clock?

>> No.18063330
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>tfw discovered conversion arbitrage

>> No.18063332
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Cunny? The DOW Jones is crashing, people are losing their retirements and you’re posting cunny?

>> No.18063335

But slack I guess.
>10 trillion, you really think 15 trillion can keep the economy going while we have it shit down? Just 30 trilllion and we can get through April?

>> No.18063337

Not to mention how terrible car culture is. Everyone likes to act big and tough in their death machine until they step out and measure up.

>> No.18063344
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I'm holding XOM at 42.46

>> No.18063345

Goldman Sachs of all groups called this a bounce.
Jesus christ stop trying to justify shit, do a little reading,and then come back and make a comment.

>> No.18063351

No, fuck you and your bizarre thread creation autism lmao

>> No.18063352

Do I buy some cheap calls...I think yes...

>> No.18063354

Boomers finally BTFO at long last thank you God.

Maybe I will live to see homes become affordable after all.

>> No.18063355

That's currently my issue though; back when the economy was doing well, they were both upwards of $30-$50, so I would suspect them to eventually get back to that point. But I'm also retarded and impulsive.

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If you aren't all in, Long the US stock market, you're gonna miss out on the biggest gains in world history.

>> No.18063361

Yuri is only good for cooming, actually weeb yuri is terrible and a blight to the average shiplover/self inserter

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>> No.18063369

So we’re going to be crabbing despite 10 trillion fucking dollars?

>> No.18063373

By God can we just arbitrarily pay off all domestic debt. We can be at Zimbabwe levels later, as will the rest of the world, but what meaning is there behind debt at this point outside of goy's shekels?

>> No.18063375
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Wait. He wants to print 50% of the US GDP?
What? Huh?

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What did they mean by this?

>> No.18063385

Convince me. Why?

>> No.18063389

39 here and am itching to buy a whole lot more. Open buy order at 33.50 for 30 shares. Gonna double that tomorrow

>> No.18063390

Would anyone mind reposting the updated DOW decline comparison with the 2008 and 1929 crashes that was posted a few threads back?

>> No.18063392

fake and gay

>> No.18063393
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Hyper inflation + recession incoming

>> No.18063397
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>Not being a cute anime girl who goes out with other cute anime girls
Are you gay? You go out with men or what, you fag?

>> No.18063400

bullish and priced in for sure
also futures don't matter

>> No.18063401
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Bulls are throwing grandma into the coal engine so their 401k can look less red for 24 hours

I unironically think I'm a commie now.

>> No.18063404

>lel flatten the curve may may
not gonna happen

>> No.18063418

"cheap" calls

>> No.18063419

5 white employees approve
1 asian employee got corona
2 asian employees approve
1 employee got laid off

>> No.18063421

10 trillion in stimulus now. Went from 2 to 6 in a week then 6 to 10 in 4 hours.

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Nevermind, found it

>> No.18063425

People become communist once they grow up and see the world for what it really is, 6 trillion for corporations and the rich, none for the common man.

Anon, we should be asked where is our check.

>> No.18063427

Imaging the state of the fat hairy cunt who scratched out this post

>> No.18063434

Why do tech companies even have offices, to pretend that you're a human being? lmao

>> No.18063443

There's no fucking bizarro shit. It's very simple: Relevant detail for the newfags. Then a joke buried in there. It was anal fisting earlier inflation etc. Fucking do this shit right and stop removing shit like the trading clock and other resources.

>> No.18063454

Hyper inflation would require printing (not lending) MINIMUM 25 trillion dollars, in the USA. That would be to increase inflation by around 40%. Which would be horrible, but not hyperinflation like say, Venezuela or Weimar. 6 Trillion will move the needle, no question, but to call it hyperinflation? Naa. It will matter but it won't cripple anything.

>> No.18063456
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I know. Just cant believe they go this route.

>> No.18063458

Nerf battles

>> No.18063461

Don't scream at me, scream at your position to turn positive

>> No.18063465

Is this picture trying to say we are heading towards 2008 and 1930 levels of recession in a year?

>> No.18063470

Because the US stock market is central to US power and control; the self-interest of our most powerful institutions is riding on the stock market, which is a barometer of corporate/institutional power and wealth.

I don't actually know, I'm just memeing, but I sincerely think there's going to be a bit more pain, then a massive recuperation of losses.

>> No.18063479

People are saying the Job report on Thursday is for February numbers? Is that true or is that just bulls trying to cope?

>> No.18063480

I'm poor as fuck, but I got a few shares XOM at 30.92. So I'm happy so far.

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I mean..

>> No.18063488

if homes are expensive where you live, move.

i live in baltimore because im not retarded and i can put up with having one the highest murder rates in the country.

>> No.18063492

The tech companies' managers learned how to run their operation at the same school as mcdonalds' managers.

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>> No.18063501

The obvious answer is that the market has to recover, or else all of society breaks down. So you might as well toss your useless fiat money into the stock casino if you have a decent supply for if shtf.

>> No.18063507

Wait, why would the bill fail if three Pubs are sick? That would lower the threshold to pass right? Only need a majority of 97 now.

>> No.18063513

Anyone come across this yet?

>> No.18063516

It's true bitch. How would we have March numbers when the month isn't even over

>> No.18063521

You mean national socialist. They become national socialist after being shown their country is run for the benefit of a small insular group of rootless tribe members who ruthlessly control the government. Not communist. Communism is dead. Even in China. National socialism and fascism will sweep this Earth from under you.

>> No.18063523

What does it mean when red futures which there is a promised 10 trillion incoming?

>> No.18063531

We desperately need reflation tho

>Goldman Sachs of all groups
They've been VERY bearish. They're the ones that said 2.5 Million+ unemployed

Also their conference call said S&P to 2000, but end of year guidance is still 3000

>> No.18063541

at this stage the only purpose of money is literally the enslavement of the common man

>> No.18063546

17th? Nah, recovery won't be until after peak corona, which is pretty much right when Trump wants to reopen the country. KTOS will be like, $5-10 then. 17 is the pre-crash target price.

>> No.18063547

>reported by literal who
You autists really do believe everything you read

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>> No.18063561

You’re going to get stagflation

>> No.18063565

Bicycles and motor bikes my friend.

>> No.18063566

Nah I think I'll stay right here buddy and wait for life's final luxury cruise on waters of bronchial fluid to take boomers into the sunset en masse

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>> No.18063573

Why MRO? Aren't they worse off compared to RDS, BP, XOM, PSX, HAL, OXY, etc?

>> No.18063576

[Ron Paul laughs from a distance]

>> No.18063579

I mean, I was looking at the 15 call, 2 contracts for 66–seems quite possible to fill with this ridiculous stimulus.

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But why?

>> No.18063598

Hyperinflation doesn't happen by just printing money. Zimbabwe didn't print 100000x more money than there was in existence the previous day every 24h, for example. It happens when everyone is dumping the currency for various reasons, which sets off a spiral.
For example, all the people holding the dollar as a reserve currency wouldn't be too pleased to see it inflate by even 10-20% in a year, since its main worth to them is as a reserve. They'd trade it for euros or something ASAP. Then the dollar would plummet further, and more people would dump it, and so on.

>> No.18063599

I was with you until you implied natsoc and fascism are even remotely similar
Hitler and Mussolini hated each other because of the differences. Their alliance was purely of convenience. Don’t listen to the Jewish propaganda, Hitler was not a fascist.

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Stocks will go up if dollar is inflated, we smart.

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You're right but...
Fox Business is unlikely to want to contradict Fatty. He said done by easter, they're not going to disagree with him for no reason.

is it worse than japan's deflation trap?

>> No.18063605

They have a lot of debt yeah. I put a lot on MRO as kind of a big risk play. I think XOM CVX and RDS.B are all smarter plays. BP probably too.

>> No.18063613

I'm sorry sir you must mean 10 trillion, 6 trillion is SO last hour and very low energy. #MIGA!

>> No.18063616

No, not the price, the date. We'll be in max pain right around then.

>> No.18063618

How do i inject myself in to the stock market? I want to become letters and have the fed buy me for a few billion.

>> No.18063620

>literally shit tier fetishes

>> No.18063621

6 trillion? thats way too little, I can believe you goyim only gave me 8 trillion to work with. Oy gavant! how am I supposed to pump this index back to size with only 12 trillion dollars? You really should have given me 14 trillion in all honesty

>> No.18063622

It will be a distinct pleasure taking your money tomorrow you dumb fuck. PS. I have wrote more books than your entire worthless family has read. Don't tell me to read you clueless short nigger

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Its 10 Trillion now bud. Keep up. Will be 20 Trillion by Monday Morning.

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>> No.18063628

Yeah I remember that episode of strike and Mike as well. Fascism is more statist right?

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>> No.18063630

Looking at the SDOW chart hurts my head but that's why I bought.

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Earlier thread said I'm fucked with these puts. Am I?

>> No.18063633

>People become communist
How the fuck will that help? Communism breeds corruption like everything else, look at the countries calling themselves communists.. that's what everything turns into in time. Look at Soviet and the elite it bred or Chingchong-land under Mao. The only reason communism is still a thing is because of south america which directly influences the US because there's swarms of commie hispanics coming to the US on a daily basis, let's be honest here.

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which broker do I use if I live in europe?
Plus500 has been shilling itself hard in my adds

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>> No.18063645

At least you didn't buy oxy I heard its been a shitshow.

>> No.18063652

>Fujiwara will never become real and sit on your face
What's the point of money if you can't buy what you truly want?

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>this crash is following 1920s one perfectly
HOW the FUCK do they STILL not get the hint?

>> No.18063656

No you get a “Not voting” if you’re absent for the roll call and you still need a 3/5 of 100.

>> No.18063659

The next time I see a fucking eToro commercial I will hang myself

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>> No.18063663

You could be completely right and I have a pretty risky (but also cheap) put on something I think is crazy overvalued for a similar date. That said, I can eat 66 bucks if it doesn’t print, will be great if it does.

>> No.18063668

If the fed prints enough we could theoretically fund anime gf research.

>> No.18063671

>They'd trade it for euros or something ASAP
CHF for me famalam.

>> No.18063673

>HOW the FUCK do they STILL not get the hint?
They honestly and unironically think the Fed is a force that can never be defeated no matter how bad the economy is.

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Why the fuck won't he stop printing? This is going to turn into an abstract kind of hell.

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>> No.18063695

...Are they right? Could the Fed pump so hard they keep the stocks green even during a total halt of the real economy?

>> No.18063699

By far

>> No.18063703

They are using it for 0% loans for companies, who have to pay their fucking shareholders, who will inevitably cash out if they haven't already, and their workers, who will use the money to stay alive. This isn't going into stonks, and any company that is revealed to have used the stimulus to buy its own stonks is going to have the worst motherfucking black PR decade since BP oil-flood in the mexican gulf.

>> No.18063704

I wouldn't touch OXY with a 10 foot pole.

Tbf I don't think MRO is going under. They might have to restructure though, or cut divs. XOM OTOH will absolutely not be cutting divs. I'm going to buy the fuck out of XOM on the next down leg. That fucking yield dude. RDS.B even better. But truth be told I'm a bit of a boomer - I like American companies.

>> No.18063706

>not having a Digestion/giantess fetish

I'll even give you a pass for same size vore, but anon come on.

>> No.18063708

Printer gained sentience. It cannot be stopped.

>> No.18063711

Look up dollar index

>> No.18063715

Is buying now a good time?

>> No.18063716


Nobody expects hyperinflation yet because they are retarded and still have faith in the dollar. One day soon the laws of economic reality are going to catch up and people will lose faith in those pieces of toilet paper, and that is when we will see hyperinflation.

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Can I get a 10 TRILLION?

>> No.18063728


...are you fucking serious 10T....

Is that loans or all just new debt..I'm so fucking mad rn

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at this point, any kind of money is pointless. where can i go to get an arable piece of land outside the confines of any govt or society to live alone

>> No.18063730

Yes. Temporarily. Long term this kind of shit is cancer and signals that markets aren't markets anymore and that the US is failing financially only being supported by other people's use of the dollar.

>> No.18063738

Not sure if this is retarded bros, but on days where futures hit limit up or down is it smart to buy when they're about to limit down / short when they're about to limit up? Or do they get stuck at the limit for hours on end untill daytime trading resumes?
Obviously I dont know much about futures

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I hope it's because of how they were told to classify the cases. Probably only severe cases are classified as legit corona, but still if this shit is true, then WHAT THE FUCK?

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>> No.18063744

None of this money is actually getting into people's hands, which when I put it that way might start civil unrest if this keeps up...

>> No.18063749

It should be noted that every country in this world is going to be doing the same, so the net should make everything the same as it was.

>> No.18063751

Do you think we could convince the printers to stop?
What should be offer them?
Lolis? Memes? Money?

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>mfw people try to pay me with shitcoins like Link, Dogecoin or Dollars in 2021

>> No.18063773

based and smell of success pilled

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>222 deaths
Pretty good haul today boys

>> No.18063779

The printers don't want anything but to continue printing.

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>i have wrote books
is this still financially rewarding?
Maybe if I write somer get rich quick shit or degenerate garbage for and publish on amazon?

Was this anime even good?
And this was rotoscoped wasn't it?

absolutely based but he made the better version in reverse if you have it.

I would if I didn;t think trying would get the feds to kill me.

We truly didn't have this level of political and financial tools to fuck around with then. I am very concerned that the chart playbook will fail.

Is also because the dollar is the currency of the global economy, as much as the Euro did its best. Would really fuckover everyone holding all that US debt (Treasuries) if the dollar exploded. So there is also the idea that the world will do what it can to make sure it won't happen.

TRUE, they do try to devalue against the dollar.

Could this finally make commodity prices rise again? Maybe Gold as a hedge will finally work?

>> No.18063795

Link me to one of your short stories fag.

>> No.18063797

Tfw dont know if to buy stocks, gold and btc because of stimulus or sell and short everything because america is about to get ass raped by corona-nee-sama

>> No.18063803

>Was this anime even good?
I thought it was a light hearted good anime. Season 2 coming out soon. I enjoyed it.
>Do you think we could convince the printers to stop?
the printer was born to print. it knows nothing else other than printing. nothing short of printing will satisfy its needs.

>> No.18063804

is trump a legitimate fucking retard? USA has a population of roughly 300 mil, giving 1k to every living breathing citizen would cost 300 bil a month. If you take only the adults it would probably be closer to 250 mil, lets use that. If the government gives 2k to every adult american, it's going to spend 500 bil a month, he just offered the markets 10 trilion which is the equivalent of 20 months of giving every adult american 2k a month. I will never understand this. Why not give the 2k to the people with some savings who don't qualify for the government mandated paycheck, bur tell them to buy stocks with the money, wouldn't that make more sense? What the actual fuck is the cheeto faggot thinking?

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>> No.18063810

It's just that it takes a long time to clear someone as "recovered" but it takes only 5 minutes to declare someone dead.
What's scary is they have 278 deaths for 5282 cases, in a country of 17 million people to boot.
That'd be like if the US had 5000 deaths with 90k cases already.

>> No.18063812

>Futures are now green

>> No.18063815

Bought 100 shares. I don't think so. Maybe it'll go up a percent tomorrow. I'm just hoping it goes into a rally during pretrade so I can dump in the morning.

>> No.18063818

Briddy good Anal ogy.

>> No.18063826

Sooo... buy puts?

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What does your prepper stash look like?

>> No.18063841

People will hoard the money causing causing deflation/stagnation until the economy recovers and they return to their niggerdom and buy shiny things.

>> No.18063846

Less than a week away from those numbers lad

>> No.18063848

I'm hedging my oil bets with TVIX I bought at 291 am I going to get raped??

>> No.18063849

Probably safe to assume a large portion of the checks will go to 40s and weed

>> No.18063853

S&P is still red

>> No.18063861

A stack of empty dominos pizza boxes

>> No.18063862

The bulls can't even form a trap properly.

>> No.18063863

the trick to avoiding inflation is to never the money trickle to the lowest denominator

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>> No.18063871

Uhhhh, no they're not?

>> No.18063873

That's so risky it's insane. The spread is usually massive which means your stop might not activate until tens of points if you're very unlucky, not to mention that even if it's more usual for price to reverse after a pause it can go down a shit ton in seconds before the reverse happens. I wouldn't do it

>> No.18063887

People that die must do it faster than people that recover so there is a lagging recovery rate. Else, nords are fucked

>> No.18063888

>10% of all money on earth
There are over 40 quadrillion in derivatives alone

>> No.18063890

Trump should legalize now by executive order that would be so cool
So glad I invested money in stocks rather than buy a new car. Seriously. Even though I'm down since Feb when I started. Fuck consooming

>> No.18063898

From what I've read states have to bid/compete with each other to get medical equipment. When the pres has at his disposal the ability to take over/direct mass production and distribution of said equipment right now. But he ain't using it. Why? It seems like a no brain choice; get the goods out the door as quick as you can so you can save people as fast as you can.

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about 50 tins of sardines, 5 pounds of oats and 3 pounds of lentils

>> No.18063903

I stopped making logical investments because there’s no logic in this market. The fucking DAY that I put Live Nation they moon two days in a row. THERE ARE NO FUCKING SHOWS NOW OR IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

So I said fuck it and went in on calls and made my money back. Sitting on the sidelines with a few calls/puts but nothing serious. Too frothy

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>when your state is in the top 5 & your county is in the top 3 of that state

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>> No.18063911

hey are you the same ass hole who called me a boomer in the other thread. why dont you look at a god damn age bracket chart I am 49 years old dipshit.

>> No.18063920

We're all going to get raped friend. Tomorrow is going to be green.

Someone tell me I'm wrong.

>> No.18063927

Ok boomer.

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Wuhan reached their peak cases 4 weeks after implementing a complete shut down. Easter is three and half weeks away. Im buying mid april puts

>> No.18063938

Someone answer please

>> No.18063939

Fuck it I'll long TVIX then like a retard and let my oil stocks moon

>> No.18063942

>Could this finally make commodity prices rise again? Maybe Gold as a hedge will finally work?

I think it is going to do the opposite. Gold prices will go done and it will confuse people.

>> No.18063956

Also I'm trans in case that matters

>> No.18063960

Well duh, my short is not filled yet. Price will pump to my entry

>> No.18063963

You give them no alternative, they either buy stock or they will get fisted by the federal government. If they try to steal you send them to prison for 10 years as an example.

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>Stocks try to go down
>Dollar gets printed to infinity
>Stocks cant go down as inflation just keeps going
>Put strike prices obliterated

>> No.18063968

>half the GDP of the US BRRRing out as we speak
It's going to be green. They literally won't let it go red.

>> No.18063973

Honestly I'm fucking scared. The US is propped up by our strong dollar. If the US dollar becomes worthless due to instability and hyper inflation, we are 100% fucked. People will flock to the next strong currency. It could be the fucking yuan.

>> No.18063975

>traded 3 cans of pork and beans and 2 canisters of tang for 2.5 lbs of pork loin today

>> No.18063976

I’m starting to think the fed is filled with aliens

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Au revoir
Do svidaniya
Auf wiedersehen
Hwyl fawr

>> No.18063988

what do you guys think about going long uwt in 2.5 weeks

>> No.18063990

40s are produced in murica, dealers need to eat too, they will spend the money on jordans and bling, it all circulates back one way or another.

>> No.18063994

thats fine as long as you support communism.

>> No.18063995

won't that kind of irreversibly fuck up the economy completely eventually?

>> No.18063997

>You useless shorter.
>I've written more books than your entire family has read.
Link to your book collection that you wrote.
FYI, I'm not a shorter you absolute moron. I've held the most conservative "Don't let this get to your head" attitude for MONTHS.

>> No.18064000

Food to last a couple of months. Guns and drugs to rampage for a while after that

>> No.18064007

P.S. If the markets weren't panicked enough already just imagine how they will fucking react, when the 10 trilion stimulus promise doesn't work.

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>that 49 year old boomer communist that likes trannies is back

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>> No.18064032

>That's like 10% of all the money on earth they are "injecting"
This is the most easily verifiable incorrect statement I've ever seen made with such willful stupidity

>> No.18064035

Thank you for posting that. Puts into stark contrast how much more abrupt this crash was versus 2008. Few people alive have seen a crash like 2020, and those who saw the 30s crash were probably too young to remember it.
Anyways, I wouldn't look for direct parallels with 2008 if I were you anons. Just my opin.

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> If the US dollar becomes worthless
you must be joking.

>> No.18064041

I don't care. long as I get my 2400 or 3000 bucks in april. They can make money at will man. Ink and paper and a working press is all it takes. Seeing as they've blew more money this month alone that would've covered the so called 1 trillion federal debt a few times over and not blink one eye should tell you all you need to know.

>> No.18064045

Wuhan is the single biggest government coverup since 9-11

>> No.18064047

Based. My mom might have coronavirus (was in contact with a coworker who later turned out to be sick) which means I might have it. I'm going to try and minimize my losses from SQQQ before it incapacitates me.

>> No.18064048

It is being liquidated. It literally wont exist in 2.5 weeks and your money will disappear. GET THE FUCK OUT!

>> No.18064052

Don’t talk to John Grisham like that

>> No.18064056

Don't worry about that anon. Everything is going to be fine. I'm sure the super responsible companies will pay the government back, and no one will see that we officially no longer have any semblance of a free market or a reliable fiat currency.

>> No.18064058

Bull trap today? Made ~30 bucks lol. Also, what should I buy for tomorrow?

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>> No.18064076

Nikkei is still green.
End times ahead.

>> No.18064081

Because he would literally throw half of America into an oven if it meant a 5% bump in the market.

>> No.18064085

a .45 and a single bullet.
a handle of whiskey might also help

>> No.18064094

Brother your debt is not 1 trilion, it was getting close on 16 trilion, now it's 23 trilion dollars. Don't believe me? Take a look. https://www.usdebtclock.org/

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Will someone please make the NEXT THREAD! FUCK SAKES!

>> No.18064097

haha sure showed those dummy libturds magapede

>> No.18064099

That's my retirement plan desu.

>> No.18064101

shit I didn't see that, I'll have to yolo on oil some other way

>> No.18064103

>New Jersey hospitals capacities are packed
inb4 NY hogs all the emergency medical supplies and NJ gets fucked hard for trailing behind

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Oh great.
We have a literal boomer in a thread full of 20 and 30 year olds trying to get stock advice.
If this doesn't scream "Wake up and smell the desperation" nothing does.

>> No.18064112

Bearish as fuck answer, he can just as easily use that .45 to rob people and maybe get away.

>> No.18064116

I'm not a drinker, but why not? Boomer Dad said he might buy a pistol or shotgun.

>> No.18064119

No. You can make more money on the way down
It's not that hard to figure out.

>> No.18064120

I'm tempted to invest $200 for both CCL and AIR. Thoughts?

>> No.18064126

New thread


>> No.18064127

Aren't they elected to protect and serve the people? Not to drip water into an ocean? Because that's what they're doing right now. 10 trilion is a gigantic sum of money, but it won't stop an avalanche that's already out of control.

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I gotchu man. I'm one of the few anime oil chads here

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>> No.18064136

a whole $200? are you crazy? get the fuck out of here loser

>> No.18064137

Every time I worry about my long Puts, I look at the Corona stats and realize this shit is staying for a while

>China is lying about their numbers
>they also have a population that was subjected to a government mandated shutdown for two months
>US can barely enforce curfews

We’ve yet to hit the bottom bears

>> No.18064148

For a quick get-in and get-out, AIR is good choice.

>> No.18064155

that's been what's happening so far innit?
Because deflationary effect of recession and flight to quality.

shit, I hate all this inflation we're definitely experiencing!

Just enjoy the cheap gold if you think we're about to reverse.

you need a forest fire to burn away the parts of you that cause you to be so salty, resentful, and full of hate. That is not what the world needs of you, and not what will help you.
>doesn't get jokes
i know... twitter is full of these people

>> No.18064173

I just can't believe I let this not factor into my decision to buy a decaying day-to-day asset.

Do I sell before open tomorrow, do I wait until the inevitable bloodbath on Thursday and Friday?

I think I'll probably about break even either way.

>> No.18064180

>debtclock thinks we’ll only be at 31 trillion on 2024
How cute.

>> No.18064185

Let's be completely honest, 99% of the people here don't even invest.

I'm just wondering if AIR if crash first.

>> No.18064197

i have around a million invested

>> No.18064215

And yet, unsurprisingly, you have failed to verify it as incorrect

>> No.18064272

You are going to die riding those
T. Paramedic

>> No.18064393

>And this was rotoscoped wasn't it?
To answer your important question, yes.

>> No.18064412

Trump said the best time was Feb 24. You do the math

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>Trump said

>> No.18064547


Take your gains.

I promise you this is not the bottom. The market may crab around for a little bit tomorrow but it will dip, if not tomorrow then Thursday.

>> No.18064580

Any state north of New York is fucked because NY will just take everything that comes by.

>> No.18064696

Any Butterfield Bank Bros here? What other illicit banks are we getting into tomorrow.

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Saxo or Binck

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I mean it's not like he has ever bankrupted companies to protect himself as CEO. What makes you think he might bankrupt the country as president?

>> No.18065727

So? In case you haven't noticed for the last 50 years it's been increasing exponentially but that doesn't matter. They are just numbers on the screen anon, turn it off and don't think about it.

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