/biz/ - Business & Finance

Get me off this ride bobo

2nd

You had your fun bullfags
Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted

First for cunny

Should I cancel my order for a SQQQ put?

What are some penny stocks I can help tank by shorting?

>>18062917
https://streamable.com/kay4r

>>18062917
6 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS
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>>18062945
FUCK NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEE

>>18062946
I prefer futa/trap doujin.

>>18062951
Where are your guys exchanges letting you trade at this hour?

HOLY SHIT RED

>>18062957

So this is it...the great dump of our time

how do i buy a pandemic

Um, the stonk market is up you dumb fucks.
Bear would mean the market were DOWN

I'm new here - why do so many screech about SQQQ?

>No stimulus
>Huge death numbers
>Hospitals overflowing
>Supplies running out
>Unemployment coming
>Bankruptcy coming

>>18062956
That’s the most r*ddit video I’ve seen in my life and I’ve browsed this website for over a decade, unfortunately.

Did the market crash in 2016 then? Yes or no? What were the reasons please?

I wrote a thesis in 2015 predicting there to be crash soon. Never really checked up on..

It's so fucking quiet with nobody commuting. I love it. Can we leave the economy off? Maybe Uncle Ted was right.

>>18062946
Not first, but still based tho.

How are my $25 BSN June Puts looking? I should have enough time to not get crushed by IV and American Bailouts won’t help out this Canadian Bank

newfag here
isn't it significantly harder to turn a profit in a bear market

>>18062946
Based
>>18062963
I think you’re gay, anon.

Say it with me now, bulls:
>MARKET
>CRASH
you can do it!

>>18062974
You enjoyed watching the dead cat bounce about, didn't you?

>>18062976
it goes up when markets go down

>>18062965
RH, they don’t let you trade rn I just placed the order so it goes out open tomorrow

>>18062976
It’s just one of the stocks that tracks the inverse of the markets so you can make money while the market plummets

>>18062963
>not futa/female
>not the doujins where a cute athletic girl gets aggressive with a guy she likes

>>18062989
The economy is fine, cars are the problem. It's total bullshit that we've designed our urban areas around cars rather than people.

>>18062988
>>18062729
>>18062798
Thanks
>>18062946
Lolicons deserve death desu senpai

>>18062999
No it's easier but riskier.

>>18062999
Not necessarily, but, risks are much higher.

>>18062853
Post more

RISE UP BEARBROS

The final blow will be the stimulus deal failing or being watered down to nothing.

what is a girls butt really like.

>less than 1% drop
Yawn, wake me up in the morning

>>18063029
Imagine being butthurt by a cartoon.

>>18063023
The slash was "and or" not "including." Futa female is great as well.

Last Friday I felt some sympathy for the bulls. I was ready to take my profits and leave
But now, I have no warm feelings left. Let it all burn to the ground.

>>18063026
But the alternative is public transport and that's gross. Plus, public transport only works well in cities, which is objectively inferior to living on the edge between a national park and the suburbs.

>>18063019
Ahh ok thanks

This is bullish right?

BRUHS
GE announced they are ramping up simplified ventilator production, but also announced the first company death of COVID! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18063017
>>18063022
It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars, but I guess a profit is a profit. I'm roughly $500 up after just starting last week; I'm tempted to pull my profits but I also believe that each will skyrocket again once the market is back on track.

>>18063074
Congress getting wiped out? Absolutely bullish.

>>18063082
Absolutely crabbish.

>>18063053
We have gotten too cocky. I’m switching teams (again!)

>>18063010
Dude their putting in a $6T stimulus. You don't need to worry about -1% futures or dead cat bounces, or harmonic crab charts. It will go up with a $6T injection. That's like 10% of all the money on earth they are "injecting"

>>18062946
Collapse of society = access to cunny
Bears better win

>>18063088
>It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars
Nigger, the fluctuations is what earns you big bread because they're consistent. 100*24 then sell 100*28-30, how much does that make?

>>18062999
Its way quicker to earn money. The DOW just lost 4 years of progress over the span of one month basically. Betting on that is huge money.

But you are betting against everyone. The gouvernment, the banks, the central banks, the world. There are rules to prevent it from dropping, gouvernments forcing comapnies to buy stocks or banning the sale like China.

Going long means betting on the house in a casino. Going short means betting against it.
Betting against the house is only feasible in small windows where one guy figured out the trick and you are waiting for the bouncers to kick him out. That wont take too long either.

>>18063082
I want to buy GE because as a medfag I use a metric shitton of their equipment but they have so much debt on their books.

is this bullish??

>>18063129
whut

>>18063122
They'll get bailout again.

>>18063074
>prevents gatherings of ten or more people
STIMULUS NEVER

>>18063051
Lolis just have no female features or attractiveness.

>>18063111
Collapse of society = no police to stop murders of degenerates

>>18063135
Takes longer to recover than for death.

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>>18062963
Ah a man of culture!

>>18063074
>no groups of 10 or more
Do you think the niggers in SE will listen?

>>18063158
JUST THROW MORE MONEY AT IT

https://www.strawpoll.me/19610428/
The data is in. After the SIX TRILLION was announced /biz/ felt much more crabby,and a bit more bullish, but bearish sentiment was still large. Now all that is left is to see how tomorrow plays out.

>Stimulus senate vote on wednesday
>Democrat whip allows 9 votes to swing
>3 quarantined Republicans can’t vote for it
>bill fails
Headline: Republicans block bipartisan coronavirus stimulus bill

>>18063143
You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It's not real. Cope.

>>18062999
Yes

Many brokerages ban short selling because most people go full retard and lose everything using leverage then owe money

>>18063158
>caption $10 billion
>quote $10 trillion
Nani?!

>>18063144
You could also be murdered though

>>18062989

My workplace has not required a worker to be physically present for 20 years because of the internet and the ability to work from home, but the boomer management just can't resist making people drive hours to get there and then torturing them.

>>18063120
Alright, that makes sense. I was only thinking in the 20-30 share range. But if you buy low and then it crashes more, you can make upwards of a grand.

>>18063158
Bullish

>>18063158

>>18063179
>You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It is.

>>18063158
>Cheeseburger for $10000
>Para-pa-pa-pam, I'm lovin' it™

>>18063122
Same. They seemed like they were turning around, but now it seems like they are fucked again. Selling some more ventilators isn't going to save them when Aviation is shut down.

>>18063158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0efqnvYz4YI

>>18063158
Why not just print infinite money and keep moving the decimal forever?

>>18063158
>I dont print infinity money
>I create a world with infinity money

>>18063158
>ten trillion
>10,000 billion
>10,000,000 million

>>18063129
>This isn't a typo
Holy shit

>>18063040
I’m not so sure... it didn’t work exactly like that in 08, see pic

>>18063143
If you’re talking about 3dpd then you’re 100% right. If talking about mango, you fucked up.
>>18063010
vix dipping with futures flattening
Nikkei mooning
Translation: I'm fucked

>>18063074
Neutral to meaningless
>>18063044
This isn’t true but I wish it was
The body is fiiine
>>18063029
Gaaaaaaaaay

>>18063202
>Cheeseburger for $10000
Brized in

So how is everyone doing and feeling tonight? So far I'm still up by 1,300 still since the beginning of the year and I consider that a win so far...

>>18063198
t. Retard.

>>18063158
By tomorrow afternoon it'll be 30 gorillion

Watching Chris Cuomo's show makes me feel infinitely more confident in my SDOW.

>>18063183
Im sure you can short sell without leverage tho?

Get this orange man out of here

>>18063221
>Gaaaaaaaaay
Its called yuri and its beautiful
>>18063232
Youre absolutely right but I stand by my point.

>>18063231
I lost 15k out of 22k
Doing pretty shitty. :)

>>18063186
I can't wait for fights to death. Some real manly shit and not this gay society shit.

>>18063158
It's almost like he now knows he won't get re-elected, so he has decided to print the dollar to death before his term ends.
He's taking the country down with himself.

>>18063240
Well duh, it's the media

>>18063158
Just print 20 trillion, then US GDP will actually go up

>>18063245
What did he do today?
For the last month he seems to have some sort of mental or rhetorical breakdown every other day

>>18063254
The media are fucking right on this one, take off your Trump blinders.

>>18062946
Tall_women: femdom:/male:rape/mind_break:male yaoi- >>>> pedoshit

OILCHADS

SOUND OFF

I’ve posted a few times and am hoping to get a legitimate answer. Should I continue to keep my stocks how they are and hope for them to continue to increase over the next few months or just take my gains and not be a greedy fuck? Even if they crash, I don’t see my loses being too heavy.

I’m also tempted in investing in another cruise line as well as air travel, but I may wait to see if airline stock ends up dipping.

Here's a scoop for you guys, the CEO of my company just posted this on our internal Slack

Print it.

Darkpools buying, I am concern
>>18063197
I really like Tuchman.
>>18063186
I could also grow wings and fly
>>18063246
Not that part. Yuri is acceptable if aggressive enough.
>>18063248
Eh we all gotta pay our tuition here and there...

100 TRILLION DOLLARS

>>18063158
At this point why can't we just have socialism

>>18063279
dont get greedy

>>18063278
XOM/MRO HOLDER HERE SIR
WANTED TO SELL TODAY BUT HELD ON. ONLY DOWN 8% OVERALL ON OIL NOW. FEELS BAD SIR. WILL DCA IN ANOTHER 1500 ON THE NEXT DOWN LEG, 100% IN EXXON

OPEN BY EASTER

futures climbing, bobos fucked once again

>>18062917
Can you stupid fucks stop fucking up formatting and forgetting the required reading and the trading clock?

>tfw discovered conversion arbitrage

>>18062946
Cunny? The DOW Jones is crashing, people are losing their retirements and you’re posting cunny?

>>18063280
But slack I guess.
>>18063158
>10 trillion, you really think 15 trillion can keep the economy going while we have it shit down? Just 30 trilllion and we can get through April?

>>18062989
Not to mention how terrible car culture is. Everyone likes to act big and tough in their death machine until they step out and measure up.

>>18063278
I'm holding XOM at 42.46

>>18063107
Goldman Sachs of all groups called this a bounce.
Jesus christ stop trying to justify shit, do a little reading,and then come back and make a comment.

>>18063327
No, fuck you and your bizarre thread creation autism lmao

Do I buy some cheap calls...I think yes...

>>18063318
Boomers finally BTFO at long last thank you God.

Maybe I will live to see homes become affordable after all.

>>18063310
That's currently my issue though; back when the economy was doing well, they were both upwards of $30-$50, so I would suspect them to eventually get back to that point. But I'm also retarded and impulsive.

>>18062917
AH FUCK HELP, I'M MOOOOOOOOOOONING

If you aren't all in, Long the US stock market, you're gonna miss out on the biggest gains in world history.

>>18063246
Yuri is only good for cooming, actually weeb yuri is terrible and a blight to the average shiplover/self inserter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAo_Ycocl1E

So we’re going to be crabbing despite 10 trillion fucking dollars?

>>18063158
By God can we just arbitrarily pay off all domestic debt. We can be at Zimbabwe levels later, as will the rest of the world, but what meaning is there behind debt at this point outside of goy's shekels?

>>18063158
Wait. He wants to print 50% of the US GDP?
What? Huh?

>>18063280
What did they mean by this?

>>18063356
Convince me. Why?

>>18063344
39 here and am itching to buy a whole lot more. Open buy order at 33.50 for 30 shares. Gonna double that tomorrow

Would anyone mind reposting the updated DOW decline comparison with the 2008 and 1929 crashes that was posted a few threads back?

>>18063330
fake and gay

>>18063158
Hyper inflation + recession incoming

>>18063361
>Not being a cute anime girl who goes out with other cute anime girls
Are you gay? You go out with men or what, you fag?

>>18063129
bullish and priced in for sure
also futures don't matter

Bulls are throwing grandma into the coal engine so their 401k can look less red for 24 hours

I unironically think I'm a commie now.

>>18063280
>lel flatten the curve may may
not gonna happen

>>18063352
"cheap" calls

>>18063381
5 white employees approve
1 asian employee got corona
2 asian employees approve
1 employee got laid off

>>18063263
10 trillion in stimulus now. Went from 2 to 6 in a week then 6 to 10 in 4 hours.

>>18063390
Nevermind, found it

>>18063401
People become communist once they grow up and see the world for what it really is, 6 trillion for corporations and the rich, none for the common man.


Anon, we should be asked where is our check.

>>18063397
Imaging the state of the fat hairy cunt who scratched out this post

Why do tech companies even have offices, to pretend that you're a human being? lmao

>>18063351
There's no fucking bizarro shit. It's very simple: Relevant detail for the newfags. Then a joke buried in there. It was anal fisting earlier inflation etc. Fucking do this shit right and stop removing shit like the trading clock and other resources.

>>18063393
Hyper inflation would require printing (not lending) MINIMUM 25 trillion dollars, in the USA. That would be to increase inflation by around 40%. Which would be horrible, but not hyperinflation like say, Venezuela or Weimar. 6 Trillion will move the needle, no question, but to call it hyperinflation? Naa. It will matter but it won't cripple anything.

>>18063427
Hehe
>>18063421
I know. Just cant believe they go this route.

>>18063434
Nerf battles

>>18063269
Don't scream at me, scream at your position to turn positive

>>18063422
Is this picture trying to say we are heading towards 2008 and 1930 levels of recession in a year?

>>18063385
Because the US stock market is central to US power and control; the self-interest of our most powerful institutions is riding on the stock market, which is a barometer of corporate/institutional power and wealth.

I don't actually know, I'm just memeing, but I sincerely think there's going to be a bit more pain, then a massive recuperation of losses.

People are saying the Job report on Thursday is for February numbers? Is that true or is that just bulls trying to cope?

>>18063278
I'm poor as fuck, but I got a few shares XOM at 30.92. So I'm happy so far.

>>18063418
I mean..

>>18063354
if homes are expensive where you live, move.

i live in baltimore because im not retarded and i can put up with having one the highest murder rates in the country.

>>18063434
The tech companies' managers learned how to run their operation at the same school as mcdonalds' managers.

>>18063129

>>18063385
The obvious answer is that the market has to recover, or else all of society breaks down. So you might as well toss your useless fiat money into the stock casino if you have a decent supply for if shtf.

>>18063177
Wait, why would the bill fail if three Pubs are sick? That would lower the threshold to pass right? Only need a majority of 97 now.

>>18062917
Anyone come across this yet?
https://www.codeproject.com/Articles/553206/An-Introduction-to-Real-Time-Stock-Market-Data-Pro

>>18063479
It's true bitch. How would we have March numbers when the month isn't even over

>>18063425
You mean national socialist. They become national socialist after being shown their country is run for the benefit of a small insular group of rootless tribe members who ruthlessly control the government. Not communist. Communism is dead. Even in China. National socialism and fascism will sweep this Earth from under you.

What does it mean when red futures which there is a promised 10 trillion incoming?

>>18063393
We desperately need reflation tho

>>18063345
>Goldman Sachs of all groups
They've been VERY bearish. They're the ones that said 2.5 Million+ unemployed

Also their conference call said S&P to 2000, but end of year guidance is still 3000

>>18063158
at this stage the only purpose of money is literally the enslavement of the common man

>>18063485
17th? Nah, recovery won't be until after peak corona, which is pretty much right when Trump wants to reopen the country. KTOS will be like, $5-10 then. 17 is the pre-crash target price.

>>18063158
>"could"
>reported by literal who
You autists really do believe everything you read

>>18063523

>>18063531
You’re going to get stagflation

>>18063059
Bicycles and motor bikes my friend.

>>18063488
Nah I think I'll stay right here buddy and wait for life's final luxury cruise on waters of bronchial fluid to take boomers into the sunset en masse

>>18063523
>promised

>>18063278
Why MRO? Aren't they worse off compared to RDS, BP, XOM, PSX, HAL, OXY, etc?

>>18063554
[Ron Paul laughs from a distance]

>>18063546
I mean, I was looking at the 15 call, 2 contracts for 66–seems quite possible to fill with this ridiculous stimulus.

>>18063317
WELL DONE PRIVATE

>>18062957
>6 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS
>RED FUTURES

But why?

>>18063454
Hyperinflation doesn't happen by just printing money. Zimbabwe didn't print 100000x more money than there was in existence the previous day every 24h, for example. It happens when everyone is dumping the currency for various reasons, which sets off a spiral.
For example, all the people holding the dollar as a reserve currency wouldn't be too pleased to see it inflate by even 10-20% in a year, since its main worth to them is as a reserve. They'd trade it for euros or something ASAP. Then the dollar would plummet further, and more people would dump it, and so on.

>>18063521
I was with you until you implied natsoc and fascism are even remotely similar
Hitler and Mussolini hated each other because of the differences. Their alliance was purely of convenience. Don’t listen to the Jewish propaganda, Hitler was not a fascist.

Stocks will go up if dollar is inflated, we smart.

>>18063547
You're right but...
Fox Business is unlikely to want to contradict Fatty. He said done by easter, they're not going to disagree with him for no reason.

>>18063561
perhaps
is it worse than japan's deflation trap?

>>18063573
They have a lot of debt yeah. I put a lot on MRO as kind of a big risk play. I think XOM CVX and RDS.B are all smarter plays. BP probably too.

>>18063425
I'm sorry sir you must mean 10 trillion, 6 trillion is SO last hour and very low energy. #MIGA!

>>18063579
No, not the price, the date. We'll be in max pain right around then.

How do i inject myself in to the stock market? I want to become letters and have the fed buy me for a few billion.

>>18063272
>literally shit tier fetishes

>>18063158
6 trillion? thats way too little, I can believe you goyim only gave me 8 trillion to work with. Oy gavant! how am I supposed to pump this index back to size with only 12 trillion dollars? You really should have given me 14 trillion in all honesty

>>18063345
It will be a distinct pleasure taking your money tomorrow you dumb fuck. PS. I have wrote more books than your entire worthless family has read. Don't tell me to read you clueless short nigger

>>18063597
Its 10 Trillion now bud. Keep up. Will be 20 Trillion by Monday Morning.

TELL ME SQQQ WILL GO BACK UP

>>18063599
Yeah I remember that episode of strike and Mike as well. Fascism is more statist right?

>>18063523

Looking at the SDOW chart hurts my head but that's why I bought.

Earlier thread said I'm fucked with these puts. Am I?

>>18063425
>People become communist
How the fuck will that help? Communism breeds corruption like everything else, look at the countries calling themselves communists.. that's what everything turns into in time. Look at Soviet and the elite it bred or Chingchong-land under Mao. The only reason communism is still a thing is because of south america which directly influences the US because there's swarms of commie hispanics coming to the US on a daily basis, let's be honest here.

>>18063621

>>18062917
which broker do I use if I live in europe?
Plus500 has been shilling itself hard in my adds

>>18063618
Buy DMT

>>18063605
At least you didn't buy oxy I heard its been a shitshow.

>>18063623
>Fujiwara will never become real and sit on your face
What's the point of money if you can't buy what you truly want?

>"BIGGEST GAIN SINCE 1933!"
>this crash is following 1920s one perfectly
HOW the FUCK do they STILL not get the hint?

>>18063507
No you get a “Not voting” if you’re absent for the roll call and you still need a 3/5 of 100.

>>18063640
The next time I see a fucking eToro commercial I will hang myself

>>18063636
>Eritrea
rare!

>>18063616
You could be completely right and I have a pretty risky (but also cheap) put on something I think is crazy overvalued for a similar date. That said, I can eat 66 bucks if it doesn’t print, will be great if it does.

>>18063652
If the fed prints enough we could theoretically fund anime gf research.

>>18063598
>They'd trade it for euros or something ASAP
CHF for me famalam.

>>18063653
>HOW the FUCK do they STILL not get the hint?
They honestly and unironically think the Fed is a force that can never be defeated no matter how bad the economy is.

>>18063300

>>18063623
Why the fuck won't he stop printing? This is going to turn into an abstract kind of hell.

>$10,000,000,000,000
>$10,000,000,000,000

>>18063673
...Are they right? Could the Fed pump so hard they keep the stocks green even during a total halt of the real economy?

>>18063601
By far

>>18063107
They are using it for 0% loans for companies, who have to pay their fucking shareholders, who will inevitably cash out if they haven't already, and their workers, who will use the money to stay alive. This isn't going into stonks, and any company that is revealed to have used the stimulus to buy its own stonks is going to have the worst motherfucking black PR decade since BP oil-flood in the mexican gulf.

>>18063645
I wouldn't touch OXY with a 10 foot pole.

Tbf I don't think MRO is going under. They might have to restructure though, or cut divs. XOM OTOH will absolutely not be cutting divs. I'm going to buy the fuck out of XOM on the next down leg. That fucking yield dude. RDS.B even better. But truth be told I'm a bit of a boomer - I like American companies.

>>18063620
>not having a Digestion/giantess fetish

I'll even give you a pass for same size vore, but anon come on.

Printer gained sentience. It cannot be stopped.

>>18063684
Look up dollar index

Is buying now a good time?

>>18063695

Nobody expects hyperinflation yet because they are retarded and still have faith in the dollar. One day soon the laws of economic reality are going to catch up and people will lose faith in those pieces of toilet paper, and that is when we will see hyperinflation.

Can I get a 10 TRILLION?

>>18063623
>>18063686

...are you fucking serious 10T....

Is that loans or all just new debt..I'm so fucking mad rn

at this point, any kind of money is pointless. where can i go to get an arable piece of land outside the confines of any govt or society to live alone

>>18063695
Yes. Temporarily. Long term this kind of shit is cancer and signals that markets aren't markets anymore and that the US is failing financially only being supported by other people's use of the dollar.

Not sure if this is retarded bros, but on days where futures hit limit up or down is it smart to buy when they're about to limit down / short when they're about to limit up? Or do they get stuck at the limit for hours on end untill daytime trading resumes?
Obviously I dont know much about futures

>>18063129
I hope it's because of how they were told to classify the cases. Probably only severe cases are classified as legit corona, but still if this shit is true, then WHAT THE FUCK?

>>18063513
cool

>>18063716
None of this money is actually getting into people's hands, which when I put it that way might start civil unrest if this keeps up...

>>18063679
It should be noted that every country in this world is going to be doing the same, so the net should make everything the same as it was.

>>18063708
Do you think we could convince the printers to stop?
What should be offer them?
Lolis? Memes? Money?

>>18063751
Heeb

>mfw people try to pay me with shitcoins like Link, Dogecoin or Dollars in 2021

>>18063281
based and smell of success pilled

>222 deaths
Pretty good haul today boys

>>18063751
The printers don't want anything but to continue printing.

>>18063622
>i have wrote books
is this still financially rewarding?
Maybe if I write somer get rich quick shit or degenerate garbage for and publish on amazon?

>>18063623
Was this anime even good?
And this was rotoscoped wasn't it?

>>18063636
absolutely based but he made the better version in reverse if you have it.

>>18063644
I would if I didn;t think trying would get the feds to kill me.

>>18063673
We truly didn't have this level of political and financial tools to fuck around with then. I am very concerned that the chart playbook will fail.

>>18063716
Is also because the dollar is the currency of the global economy, as much as the Euro did its best. Would really fuckover everyone holding all that US debt (Treasuries) if the dollar exploded. So there is also the idea that the world will do what it can to make sure it won't happen.

>>18063749
TRUE, they do try to devalue against the dollar.

Could this finally make commodity prices rise again? Maybe Gold as a hedge will finally work?

>>18063622
Link me to one of your short stories fag.

Tfw dont know if to buy stocks, gold and btc because of stimulus or sell and short everything because america is about to get ass raped by corona-nee-sama

>>18063781
>Was this anime even good?
I thought it was a light hearted good anime. Season 2 coming out soon. I enjoyed it.
>>18063751
>Do you think we could convince the printers to stop?
the printer was born to print. it knows nothing else other than printing. nothing short of printing will satisfy its needs.

>>18063158
is trump a legitimate fucking retard? USA has a population of roughly 300 mil, giving 1k to every living breathing citizen would cost 300 bil a month. If you take only the adults it would probably be closer to 250 mil, lets use that. If the government gives 2k to every adult american, it's going to spend 500 bil a month, he just offered the markets 10 trilion which is the equivalent of 20 months of giving every adult american 2k a month. I will never understand this. Why not give the 2k to the people with some savings who don't qualify for the government mandated paycheck, bur tell them to buy stocks with the money, wouldn't that make more sense? What the actual fuck is the cheeto faggot thinking?

ALL MY MONEY IN FUCKING CASINO PUTS HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE PIECES OF SHIT GOING UP WHEN MACAU HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE JANUARY ARGGGGHHHHHH

>>18063740
It's just that it takes a long time to clear someone as "recovered" but it takes only 5 minutes to declare someone dead.
What's scary is they have 278 deaths for 5282 cases, in a country of 17 million people to boot.
That'd be like if the US had 5000 deaths with 90k cases already.

>Futures are now green
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>18063627
Bought 100 shares. I don't think so. Maybe it'll go up a percent tomorrow. I'm just hoping it goes into a rally during pretrade so I can dump in the morning.

>>18063121
Briddy good Anal ogy.

Sooo... buy puts?

What does your prepper stash look like?

>>18063804
People will hoard the money causing causing deflation/stagnation until the economy recovers and they return to their niggerdom and buy shiny things.

>>18063810
Less than a week away from those numbers lad

>>18063815
I'm hedging my oil bets with TVIX I bought at 291 am I going to get raped??

>>18063804
Probably safe to assume a large portion of the checks will go to 40s and weed

>>18063812
S&P is still red

>>18063840
A stack of empty dominos pizza boxes

The bulls can't even form a trap properly.

>>18063804
the trick to avoiding inflation is to never the money trickle to the lowest denominator

>>18063861
Ngmi

>>18063812
Uhhhh, no they're not?

>>18063738
That's so risky it's insane. The spread is usually massive which means your stop might not activate until tens of points if you're very unlucky, not to mention that even if it's more usual for price to reverse after a pause it can go down a shit ton in seconds before the reverse happens. I wouldn't do it

>>18063129
People that die must do it faster than people that recover so there is a lagging recovery rate. Else, nords are fucked

>>18063107
Lel.
>10% of all money on earth
There are over 40 quadrillion in derivatives alone

>>18063849
Trump should legalize now by executive order that would be so cool
>>18063841
So glad I invested money in stocks rather than buy a new car. Seriously. Even though I'm down since Feb when I started. Fuck consooming

From what I've read states have to bid/compete with each other to get medical equipment. When the pres has at his disposal the ability to take over/direct mass production and distribution of said equipment right now. But he ain't using it. Why? It seems like a no brain choice; get the goods out the door as quick as you can so you can save people as fast as you can.

>>18063840
about 50 tins of sardines, 5 pounds of oats and 3 pounds of lentils

>>18063809
I stopped making logical investments because there’s no logic in this market. The fucking DAY that I put Live Nation they moon two days in a row. THERE ARE NO FUCKING SHOWS NOW OR IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

So I said fuck it and went in on calls and made my money back. Sitting on the sidelines with a few calls/puts but nothing serious. Too frothy

>>18063775
>when your state is in the top 5 & your county is in the top 3 of that state

>>18063129
PRICED IN
BUY

>>18063862
hey are you the same ass hole who called me a boomer in the other thread. why dont you look at a god damn age bracket chart I am 49 years old dipshit.

>>18063848
We're all going to get raped friend. Tomorrow is going to be green.

Someone tell me I'm wrong.

>>18063911
Ok boomer.

Wuhan reached their peak cases 4 weeks after implementing a complete shut down. Easter is three and half weeks away. Im buying mid april puts

>>18063728
Someone answer please

>>18063920
Fuck it I'll long TVIX then like a retard and let my oil stocks moon

>>18063781
>Could this finally make commodity prices rise again? Maybe Gold as a hedge will finally work?

I think it is going to do the opposite. Gold prices will go done and it will confuse people.

>>18063911
Also I'm trans in case that matters

>>18063812
Well duh, my short is not filled yet. Price will pump to my entry

>>18063841
You give them no alternative, they either buy stock or they will get fisted by the federal government. If they try to steal you send them to prison for 10 years as an example.

>>18063911
t.

>Stocks try to go down
>Dollar gets printed to infinity
>Stocks cant go down as inflation just keeps going
>Put strike prices obliterated

>>18063920
>half the GDP of the US BRRRing out as we speak
It's going to be green. They literally won't let it go red.

>>18063695
>>18063730
Honestly I'm fucking scared. The US is propped up by our strong dollar. If the US dollar becomes worthless due to instability and hyper inflation, we are 100% fucked. People will flock to the next strong currency. It could be the fucking yuan.

>traded 3 cans of pork and beans and 2 canisters of tang for 2.5 lbs of pork loin today
bullish?

I’m starting to think the fed is filled with aliens

>>18063908
Au revoir
Do svidaniya
Auf wiedersehen
Hwyl fawr

>>18063278
what do you guys think about going long uwt in 2.5 weeks

>>18063849
40s are produced in murica, dealers need to eat too, they will spend the money on jordans and bling, it all circulates back one way or another.

>>18063956
thats fine as long as you support communism.

>>18063968
won't that kind of irreversibly fuck up the economy completely eventually?

>>18063622
>You useless shorter.
>I've written more books than your entire family has read.
Link to your book collection that you wrote.
FYI, I'm not a shorter you absolute moron. I've held the most conservative "Don't let this get to your head" attitude for MONTHS.

>>18063840
Food to last a couple of months. Guns and drugs to rampage for a while after that

>>18063804
P.S. If the markets weren't panicked enough already just imagine how they will fucking react, when the 10 trilion stimulus promise doesn't work.

>that 49 year old boomer communist that likes trannies is back

>>18063988
Lmao

>>18063107
>That's like 10% of all the money on earth they are "injecting"
This is the most easily verifiable incorrect statement I've ever seen made with such willful stupidity

>>18063422
Thank you for posting that. Puts into stark contrast how much more abrupt this crash was versus 2008. Few people alive have seen a crash like 2020, and those who saw the 30s crash were probably too young to remember it.
Anyways, I wouldn't look for direct parallels with 2008 if I were you anons. Just my opin.

>>18063973
> If the US dollar becomes worthless
you must be joking.

>>18063804
I don't care. long as I get my 2400 or 3000 bucks in april. They can make money at will man. Ink and paper and a working press is all it takes. Seeing as they've blew more money this month alone that would've covered the so called 1 trillion federal debt a few times over and not blink one eye should tell you all you need to know.

>>18063935
Wuhan is the single biggest government coverup since 9-11

>>18063908
Based. My mom might have coronavirus (was in contact with a coworker who later turned out to be sick) which means I might have it. I'm going to try and minimize my losses from SQQQ before it incapacitates me.

>>18063988
It is being liquidated. It literally wont exist in 2.5 weeks and your money will disappear. GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>18063997
Don’t talk to John Grisham like that

>>18063995
Don't worry about that anon. Everything is going to be fine. I'm sure the super responsible companies will pay the government back, and no one will see that we officially no longer have any semblance of a free market or a reliable fiat currency.

Bull trap today? Made ~30 bucks lol. Also, what should I buy for tomorrow?

MONEY IS JUST KEEPING THESE SHITTY COMPANIES FROM UNRAVELING
WE NEED A FOREST FIRE TO CLEAN UP THE DETRITUS AND WASTE ON THE FLOOR SO FLOWERS MAY BLOOM AGAIN

Nikkei is still green.
End times ahead.

>>18063804
Because he would literally throw half of America into an oven if it meant a 5% bump in the market.

>>18064058
a .45 and a single bullet.
a handle of whiskey might also help

>>18064041
Brother your debt is not 1 trilion, it was getting close on 16 trilion, now it's 23 trilion dollars. Don't believe me? Take a look. https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Will someone please make the NEXT THREAD! FUCK SAKES!

>>18063601
>cleanex
haha sure showed those dummy libturds magapede

>>18064085
That's my retirement plan desu.

>>18064048
shit I didn't see that, I'll have to yolo on oil some other way

>New Jersey hospitals capacities are packed
inb4 NY hogs all the emergency medical supplies and NJ gets fucked hard for trailing behind

>>18064052
Oh great.
We have a literal boomer in a thread full of 20 and 30 year olds trying to get stock advice.
If this doesn't scream "Wake up and smell the desperation" nothing does.

>>18064085
Bearish as fuck answer, he can just as easily use that .45 to rob people and maybe get away.

>>18064085
I'm not a drinker, but why not? Boomer Dad said he might buy a pistol or shotgun.

>>18062999
No. You can make more money on the way down
It's not that hard to figure out.

I'm tempted to invest $200 for both CCL and AIR. Thoughts?

New thread

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>>18064118
>>18064118

>>18064071
Aren't they elected to protect and serve the people? Not to drip water into an ocean? Because that's what they're doing right now. 10 trilion is a gigantic sum of money, but it won't stop an avalanche that's already out of control.

>>18064101
I gotchu man. I'm one of the few anime oil chads here

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>>18064120
a whole $200? are you crazy? get the fuck out of here loser

Every time I worry about my long Puts, I look at the Corona stats and realize this shit is staying for a while

>China is lying about their numbers
>they also have a population that was subjected to a government mandated shutdown for two months
>US can barely enforce curfews

We’ve yet to hit the bottom bears

>>18064120
For a quick get-in and get-out, AIR is good choice.

>>18063942
that's been what's happening so far innit?
Because deflationary effect of recession and flight to quality.

>>18063965
>inflation
shit, I hate all this inflation we're definitely experiencing!

Just enjoy the cheap gold if you think we're about to reverse.

>>18064071
you need a forest fire to burn away the parts of you that cause you to be so salty, resentful, and full of hate. That is not what the world needs of you, and not what will help you.
>>18064111
>doesn't get jokes
yikes
>>18064097
i know... twitter is full of these people

>>18063968
I just can't believe I let this not factor into my decision to buy a decaying day-to-day asset.

Do I sell before open tomorrow, do I wait until the inevitable bloodbath on Thursday and Friday?

I think I'll probably about break even either way.

>>18064094
>debtclock thinks we’ll only be at 31 trillion on 2024
How cute.

>>18064136
Let's be completely honest, 99% of the people here don't even invest.

>>18064148
I'm just wondering if AIR if crash first.

>>18064185
i have around a million invested

>>18064032
And yet, unsurprisingly, you have failed to verify it as incorrect

>>18063565
You are going to die riding those
T. Paramedic

>>18063781
>And this was rotoscoped wasn't it?
To answer your important question, yes.

>>18063715
Trump said the best time was Feb 24. You do the math

>>18063332
cute

>>18064412
>Trump said

>>18063279

Take your gains.

I promise you this is not the bottom. The market may crab around for a little bit tomorrow but it will dip, if not tomorrow then Thursday.

>>18064103
Any state north of New York is fucked because NY will just take everything that comes by.

Any Butterfield Bank Bros here? What other illicit banks are we getting into tomorrow.

>>18063640
Saxo or Binck

>>18063250
I mean it's not like he has ever bankrupted companies to protect himself as CEO. What makes you think he might bankrupt the country as president?

>>18064094
So? In case you haven't noticed for the last 50 years it's been increasing exponentially but that doesn't matter. They are just numbers on the screen anon, turn it off and don't think about it.