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[Anonymous No.18061365]

ATTENTION ALL TENANTS. let me explain this to you in very clear terms even your ignorant wagie mind can understand. you will pay my rents. i don't care if it's a week late. i don't care if it's a month late. BUT. YOU. WILL. PAY. MY. RENT. it's inescapable, a fact of life, as certain as you living out the rest of your miserable and inconsequential life in constant poverty. if you don't pay, you will be taken to court. your credit will be ruined. the full weight of the terrible jewish apparatus -- THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM -- will crush you with unimaginable violence until there is simply nothing left. your credit will be ruined. your meager savings will be bankrupted. your name and your reputation will be utterly destroyed. you will have no recourse, no hope, nowhere to turn. IF, HOWEVER, you beg and plead and cry and writhe, i just might put in a good word for you with my slumlord buddies. we are a generous bunch, you know.

[Anonymous No.18061386]

Wow based?

[Anonymous No.18061399]

>>18061365
You will get the bullet.
Its an inescapable fact of Boogaloo. Courts won't do jack shit they will have bigger problems.

[Anonymous No.18061473]

>>18061365
based

[Anonymous No.18061512]

> being a wagie who pays rent
> having a reputation to destroy

Pick one

[Anonymous No.18061548]

I have two landlords. My apartment and my business.

I could probably stiff my apartment landlord for April, because the state hates mean landlords as much ad the commies. A commercial landlord can just put your shit on the sidewalk on 5 days delinquent.

I plan to pay both even though business has stopped, because I'm an adult.

[Anonymous No.18061580]

>>18061399

>the local courts tied to the local government system that is entirely propped up by property taxpayers such as the OP "won't do shit"

Famous last words

[Anonymous No.18061603]

>>18061365
You won't do a fucking thing faggot. Try evicting me. I dare you.

[Anonymous No.18061611]

>>18061399
you could not be more wrong, WAGIE. then landed gentry have been a protected class for centuries. stop now while you're ahead. fuck off back to your little wagie job, PAY MY RENTS, and i may forgive this insolence.

[Anonymous No.18061644]

>>18061365
based

[Anonymous No.18061675]

>>18061365
bruh just give me a 9 month lease with a 25% rent markup ya worthless cocksucker

[Anonymous No.18061737]

It must be so nice to own a house

[Anonymous No.18061772]

>>18061399
>You will get the bullet.

[Anonymous No.18061773]

>>18061737

It's actually a lot more stressful than I realized. Always thinking about the next big expense in the back of my head. Plumbing/water damage is my nightmare. I need a few more properties to feel comfortable and like my cash flow is in control, right now I just rent out the other side of my duplex.

[Anonymous No.18061792]

>>18061399

You are larping manchild with wild delusions. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.18061824]

>>18061772
Yes, you will

[Anonymous No.18061908]

>>18061824
>posted from my tent in between shifts at mcwagies

[Anonymous No.18061945]

Sorry, corona virus laid me off and I’ve been shitting and wiping my ass on the walls for the past month because I can’t get toilet paper. I won’t be paying my rent any time soon. In the mean time, me and my friends Jamal, Tai’Lenol, Ny’Kwil, and Sarah will be staying with me here and we’re going to be filming pornography videos trying to get back on our feet.

[Anonymous No.18062168]

>>18061945
incomprehensibly based

[Anonymous No.18062341]

>>18061365
If you live in a double story unit just take a cow upstairs. They can only walk up stairs and can't walk down. It usually takes a crane to get them out.

[Anonymous No.18062370]

>>18061365
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