/smg/ - Stock Markek General

[Anonymous No.18056258]

Sleep tight, bobos

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Prev: >>18055290

[Anonymous No.18056296]

First for don't fall into the bulltrap

[Anonymous No.18056306]

>>18056258
on Thursday 13:30 the new unemployed numbers will be published

[Anonymous No.18056308]

First for breasts!

[Anonymous No.18056328]

SAW IN FACEBOOK STOCKS ARE CHEAPED RIGHT NOW GONNA BUY SOME SHARES

[Anonymous No.18056329]

>https://twitter.com/ken_macarthur/status/1242348588933484545
>@10DowningStreet @SadiqKhan @TfL @BBCBreaking @BBCNews @BBCBreakfast still overcrowding at London tube stations this morning while #nhsworkers are trying to get to work. We need ID inspections at the stations This was central line this morning
uh oh

[Anonymous No.18056332]

>>18056258
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200323b.htm

[Anonymous No.18056334]

>>18056296
still buying puts but it's getting painful

[Anonymous No.18056335]

DON'T LET BULLS FOOL YOU WITH GME
PUTS PUTS PUTS

[Anonymous No.18056346]

>>18056258
That's a man, baby

[Anonymous No.18056354]

the tension of buying SDOW into a 10% surge is real

I'm really confident it's going to print by monday but OOF I bought at open and didn't expect a double digit day

[Anonymous No.18056360]

>>18056346
Fake news. Give me proof.

[Anonymous No.18056361]

>>18056258
the fuck why did she just start chewing

[Anonymous No.18056362]

Is the senate voting or what?

[Anonymous No.18056363]

It's over. The boomers won. They control the Fed and WH. All in on boomerstox while you can T MSFT NEE DUK LMT GD KO

[Anonymous No.18056366]

assuming that I don't do stuff like shorting or take loans, is it possible to lose more than your invested capital?

[Anonymous No.18056368]

Reminder that after the markets wrap I'll give the usual news update. Some notes worthy of mention, then starting around 8pm EDT I'll begin covering the asian markets until 2am with live updates of their market actions.

Todays been a good rally. Nothing else really worth noting. BA still fucked.

[Anonymous No.18056381]

>>18056308

[Anonymous No.18056385]

>>18056361
Obviously because a ghost put his dick in her mouth

[Anonymous No.18056387]

>>18056366
obviously yes but if you have to ask this question you might be too retarded for this

[Anonymous No.18056389]

Dump

[Anonymous No.18056391]

>>18056335
>Flipped twice from 3.70 to 4.20.
I'll buy it again if it dips under 4, this is just easy short term money. There's a large media campaign and concerted effort to tank the shares, but I saw exactly how busy they were on Friday and know the truth.

[Anonymous No.18056392]

Technology stocks were adding to their earlier gains, with the SPDR Technology Select Sector ETF Tuesday advancing 9.2% while the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index was rising 9.3%. Among technology stocks moving on news, Mellanox (MLNX) was riding an 8.8% advance after Dealreporter said the fabless chipmaker was close to a deal with Chinese antitrust regulators that would allow it to move forward with a proposed $6.9 billion acquisition of the company by Nvidia (NVDA).
Price: 117.79, Change: +9.12, Percent Change: +8.39

[Anonymous No.18056394]

I'm buying SDOW before close. As a bullchad, I don't believe in this rally. Not yet.

[Anonymous No.18056395]

Friday 13th: +1985
Monday 16th: pic related

Bulls about to get BTFO

[Anonymous No.18056396]

>>18056362
I doubt Mitch will bring the dem’s poisoned green bill to the floor.

[Anonymous No.18056404]

>>18056395
I mean I want to believe it but that was before the printer became fully operational

[Anonymous No.18056409]

vix up 11.50% since open

[Anonymous No.18056410]

fuck 20 minutes left. calls on SQQQ? or puts on SPY? what are you guys doing

[Anonymous No.18056412]

>>18056363
>tfw bought T and XOM at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18056414]

SQQQ is finna be based, isn't it

[Anonymous No.18056418]

>literally no good numbers coming out of anywhere in the entire world
>the stocks are literally creating a feedback loop on each other
>the mother of all bull traps
There will be a movie about the origin of it.

[Anonymous No.18056426]

Reminder when biz thinks they’ve figured out the market, buy puts.

News today
>Canada, UK and India enter lockdown
>Olympics postponed
>Bailout Bill still not passed (did not lead to a growth of stock market in 2008 and was priced in today)
>Italy has not yet peaked in cases
>US still climbing in rates
>WHO now arguing with administration over sending people back

Buy Puts

[Anonymous No.18056427]

>>18056363
>Bought KO at 56.
Boy these bags sure feel great to hold. I totally won't have to wait at least two years to offload them.

[Anonymous No.18056429]

>>18056332
The time required for replacement to happen would make America easy prey against their geopolitical opponents. This is the alternative.

[Anonymous No.18056431]

>>18056389
Good post.

[Anonymous No.18056432]

>>18056363
This

[Anonymous No.18056434]

>>18056391
I think they're just getting a lot of sales from animal crossing and doom but I think they'll go back down, because gamestop are literal garbage and deserve it. Please.

[Anonymous No.18056435]

>>18056362
>>18056258
>>18056308
>>18056381
>>18056389
men

[Anonymous No.18056439]

>9000 point drop in a month
>Bulls gloat

[Anonymous No.18056441]

i wish i could buy leveraged etf but NOOO you cant do that as europoor,,,,fuck IB and fuck the requirement of 100k

[Anonymous No.18056444]

>>18056418
>>18056418
I guess it doesn't matter when they're printing this every second

[Anonymous No.18056452]

>>18056366
>Can the stocks I buy become worth negative money

[Anonymous No.18056453]

>>18056426
>tfw my puts are losing money
My WMT and GE calls on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.18056457]

>>18056306
08:30 EST

[Anonymous No.18056458]

I just popped one of my 3 weekly poorfag daytrades to sell UVXY after buying for $47 this morning

[Anonymous No.18056459]

>>18056410
>calls on SQQQ? or puts on SPY?
whats the difference

[Anonymous No.18056460]

>>18056258
>tfw sold my UPRO at 22.3
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.18056461]

CRAB BROS GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

[Anonymous No.18056464]

>>18056334
i hear you, this will likely be my last round of aggressive puts

[Anonymous No.18056467]

>>18056418
>People thought -30% was significant
We're going into -90% territory soon.

[Anonymous No.18056468]

>SQQQ dropping as market closes, now losing 150 dollars
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP GO UP GO UP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18056469]

>>18056435

You're implying that would stop me.

[Anonymous No.18056474]

>>18056418
>>18056426
How can people really think this ISN'T the biggest BVLL trap we have ever seen

[Anonymous No.18056479]

>>18056435
no

[Anonymous No.18056481]

>>18056427
>not buying again as soon as it dipped under 40
Did this to yourself.

[Anonymous No.18056482]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I'M BUYING SPY PUTS

[Anonymous No.18056484]

>>18056258
>>18056296
I told you retards to buy cruise lines and airlines last week. Should have listened. Now you're all caught with your cocks in your hands aaaahahhahahahaa

[Anonymous No.18056485]

Reminder to buy this shit or you’re retarded

[Anonymous No.18056486]

>>18056459
No volume on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18056487]

>>18056434
>Please.
I think you want them to go down because you're short, not because they're literal garbage. If anything their determination has reaffirmed some confidence in them. For example, Amazon delayed my AC preorder so I cancelled and just picked it up at Gamestop. If months of notice ahead of time isn't enough to get the job done, then I'd rather take my business elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.18056489]

>10.43 % up

I am very confused right now. Is this a trap?

[Anonymous No.18056491]

>>18056418

Tomorrow will be another Red 2500 day.

[Anonymous No.18056492]

>>18056427
>Not holding a stake in a terrific business for the rest of your life and being rewarded with profit participation for doing so.
Not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18056493]

sell it

[Anonymous No.18056497]

>>18056489
it's absolutely a trap

[Anonymous No.18056502]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.18056505]

>>18056481
>Up 6% when my other holdings of HAL, HAS and WDC are all up 15+%.
Yeah, nah. Just a stupid buy I got conned into making. I'll be OK long term, but damn if I'm not annoyed short term.

[Anonymous No.18056506]

just remember bullbros, it's the phoneposting NEETs with $20 on the line calling you retards as they bet against the market.

[Anonymous No.18056507]

>>18056467
Big if true

[Anonymous No.18056511]

VIX is signalling a dam breaking overnight

[Anonymous No.18056513]

>>18056489
>markets up on hope for stimulus bill

Read whats in the bill, the senate wont pass it, and trump definitely wont sign it.

[Anonymous No.18056515]

>>18056414
tranny
>>18056479
unironically the only woman posted on /biz/ all week. take note boys.

[Anonymous No.18056516]

>>18056389
upside down women are a bearish signal

[Anonymous No.18056518]

>>18056332
is this true?

[Anonymous No.18056519]

3:45 PM dompening commencing. DOMP EET.

[Anonymous No.18056520]

>>18056502
You're dedicated, I'll give you that

[Anonymous No.18056521]

>>18056366
The question you're trying to ask is (and should google) "What types of investments have open ended losses?" or "What types of investments have infinite losses?"

If your stonks are bought with cash, and your account is therefore not a margin account, it is a cash account.

[Anonymous No.18056522]

>>18056487
>I think you want them to go down because you're short, not because they're literal garbage.
Nah, don't get me wrong. I'm short. But I bought puts on gamestop because they're notoriously retarded and bad with their employees.

I bought when they announced that they thought they were going to protest police and stay open because they're 'essential', and desu I am very surprised they haven't tanked. Irrational markets etc.

[Anonymous No.18056527]

I'm going to give it a few more weeks. The real turning point is when proven vaccine is being administered and people start going back to work as normal.
Remember unemployment numbers Friday.

[Anonymous No.18056528]

>>18056506
Don't discriminate against NEETs

[Anonymous No.18056529]

If this isn't a bull trap and tomorrow's isn't blood red then I'm officially contemplating suicide.

[Anonymous No.18056530]

>>18056489
it's just the beginning of the greatest bull run in history

[Anonymous No.18056532]

>>18056493
>too out of proportion

[Anonymous No.18056534]

>>18056506
Yes keep pumping it so I can buy more SDOW

[Anonymous No.18056536]

>>18056491
Jerome made the mistake of invoking this dark magic on Tuesday. He's gonna pay the price tomorrow with Black Wednesday

[Anonymous No.18056541]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP 10% AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DID I MISS SOMETHING?

[Anonymous No.18056546]

fuck it, im betting on groceries. i couldnt decide which puts to make or calls on SQQQ so i just went with calls on kroger. this corona shit isnt going away for a while and people are still going to be hunkered down stockpiling groceries for at least another month

[Anonymous No.18056547]

>>18056529
Tomorrow is not blood red because the stimulus vote is later tonight.
Its nothing but a local bottom

I would suggest everyone to buy long puts.

[Anonymous No.18056548]

>>18056396
Name even 3 things wrong with the Dem bill

[Anonymous No.18056549]

>>18056493
This looks like one of my 3d sculpts when my dick gets a hold of the accumulate brush

[Anonymous No.18056550]

>>18056354
Fuck im with ya buddy.

I also have some margin on mine which might come to call if this shit keeps going another 6% would suck to lose money when you just need a little more time for them to crash the market

[Anonymous No.18056553]

>>18056521
thansk

[Anonymous No.18056554]

>>18056485
alright, I now have 4 SPXS, 4 SQQQ, and 6 SDOW

that doesn't sound like a lot but I'm a poorfag and that's a lot

[Anonymous No.18056555]

>>18056541
the crash is over, go home to your wives and children

[Anonymous No.18056559]

Imagine being a fucking bear right now

[Anonymous No.18056560]

>>18056489
>>18056541
baby's first trap

[Anonymous No.18056563]

HE’S NOT DEAD YET!!

PRAISE TONY!!!

>>18056274 #
Are we getting another disasterous trump conference?

>>18056176 #
But if this is the beginning of the first two day streak of greens... could be the start of a massive short cover rally

>>18056511
Which direction?
>>18056513
Nancy was saying this is all about compromise, she doesn’t expect to get everything in the bill. I’m sweating on my SDOW/DOG

[Anonymous No.18056565]

>>18056522
>I bought when they announced that they thought they were going to protest police and stay open because they're 'essential', and desu I am very surprised they haven't tanked. Irrational markets etc.

Part of the media blitz I was talking about. You even said it yourself, it's obvious they just wanted to stay open for AC and Doom and they've even since closed down in-store operations (you can call ahead and pick up in person still, however). I saw with my own eyes how many sales that made for them, especially with Amazon dropping the ball.

[Anonymous No.18056566]

bears

[Anonymous No.18056567]

I don't give a shit. Even if all of my puts go to zero, I'm still outperforming the market this year.

[Anonymous No.18056568]

>>18056555
Prove its over

[Anonymous No.18056570]

>>18056493
what stocks do i need to buy for a girl like that?

[Anonymous No.18056574]

>>18056541
Buddy you better go all in right now, the rocket ship is taking off, we bottomed and your about to miss it.

Put your life savings in right now!

[Anonymous No.18056575]

>>18056528
>baked beans
>not custard
Awful

[Anonymous No.18056576]

Prepare for BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18056577]

>>18056329

[Anonymous No.18056578]

it's time to give it up bobos, it's been a month of straight red

[Anonymous No.18056579]

>>18056484
Yep I was in that thread jumped all over it am up ~40% on those damn what a fucking call

[Anonymous No.18056581]

>>18056548
Injecting AOC’s dogshit communist wishlist into it as an intentional poison pill

[Anonymous No.18056583]

>>18056546
wise choice, you can't eat stocks for lunch and dinner ya know

[Anonymous No.18056584]

>>18056570
A gym membership.

[Anonymous No.18056586]

>"Ze foolish boolz 'ave payrchased ze trap?"
>"Damp eat."

[Anonymous No.18056587]

>>18056332
Does /pol/ not know that treasuries and MBS aren’t the same as stocks?

Of course not kek why am I asking

[Anonymous No.18056588]

>>18056541
See>>18056332

[Anonymous No.18056591]

>>18056527
>Remember unemployment numbers Friday.

Thursday

[Anonymous No.18056592]

>>18056568
The virus is priced in now

[Anonymous No.18056593]

>>18056566
Is that max

[Anonymous No.18056595]

>>18056554
I put 4k of my 9k stack, I am dying in anticipation on SQQQ. This wasn't balls, it was sheer gambling.

[Anonymous No.18056597]

>>18056570
KFC

[Anonymous No.18056598]

>>18056591
>>18056527
unemployment doesn't matter you retards what matters is ICU capacity usage in New York

[Anonymous No.18056603]

>>18056554
Poorfags unite

[Anonymous No.18056606]

Getting some close of day selling activity.

[Anonymous No.18056605]

Bull bro's we got to cocky!

[Anonymous No.18056608]

>>18056555
Digits say prepare for liftoff bois

[Anonymous No.18056609]

>>18056577
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.18056612]

>>18056579
Good to know this place isn't all retards

[Anonymous No.18056617]

[Anonymous No.18056618]

>>18056578
During the great depression it was also a sharp fall and then a steady decrease

[Anonymous No.18056620]

have you guys seen how many so called right-wing politicans or talking heads have turned out to be full blown closet communists during this little corona crisis?

once they see stock market crash they demand totalitarian control and seizing private sector just like the worst communists out there. at least in usa trump and reps are now shutting this stupidity down, europe is worse than usa and asia

[Anonymous No.18056619]

>VIX almost breakeven

Volatility is back on the menu, this pump will not will not last this week

[Anonymous No.18056624]

>>18056595
SPXS is a better play, Amazon is keeping the NASDAQ up

[Anonymous No.18056625]

Reminder to buy SPY puts and SQQQ because this is an obvious pump

[Anonymous No.18056627]

>>18056595
fucking crypto retard

[Anonymous No.18056630]

>>18056527
40% unemployment is bullish.

[Anonymous No.18056634]

>>18056598
That too... don't forget CA

[Anonymous No.18056638]

>>18056603
>74% SDOW

[Anonymous No.18056637]

>>18056625
i bet she has a nice soft belly

[Anonymous No.18056639]

I think now would be a great time to buy some stocks. I'd go all in.... let's see if I'm right

[Anonymous No.18056640]

Incredible how gullible the average investor is. Just looking at this thread it's obvious why bull traps like this one continue to exist

[Anonymous No.18056642]

VIX almost back at 50

[Anonymous No.18056643]

>>18056603
We're gonna make it eventually

[Anonymous No.18056645]

should I enter a short position with 20k or are the markets going higher coming days?

[Anonymous No.18056647]

>>18056592
No it isn't, Trump will get it soon

[Anonymous No.18056648]

>>18056581
this whole bail out is pure communism just like 2008

[Anonymous No.18056649]

what do you think is the lowest SP500 will fall to in the next 6 months?

[Anonymous No.18056651]

Quick Bros:
Sell SQQQ at a loss before close (24.65 entry) or hold until tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18056653]

>>18056527
>>18056591
>>18056598
Werent unemployment numbers delayed?

[Anonymous No.18056654]

>>18056624
Honestly, I just like that it is cheaper and has more shares so get more bang for my buck.

>>18056627
Never did crypto

[Anonymous No.18056657]

>>18056637
based belly anon

[Anonymous No.18056658]

>>18056640
Cope.

[Anonymous No.18056659]

>>18056645
>should I enter a short position with 20k
Not if 20k is all you have.

[Anonymous No.18056660]

>>18056653
they're on friday I think
them being in april was fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18056661]

>>18056642
You mean 60, right?

[Anonymous No.18056662]

>>18056332
effectively did the did the same thing 2008.

[Anonymous No.18056663]

quick what option should i buy with my last $20, already got my regular investments locked in just have a measly $23 cash sitting in RH unused. im thinking of YOLO F calls for stimulus bailouts

[Anonymous No.18056664]

>>18056598
Nothing matters anon. Market has infinite QE. The actual economy doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.18056665]

>>18056651
hold, but definitely sell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18056669]

>>18056651
Hold

[Anonymous No.18056672]

If you can eat the loss sell. Tomorrow is not red, its going to be green.

[Anonymous No.18056674]

>>18056648
That’s not quite the same as giving the fucking janitor a vote on the board of his company and forcing black and brown female CEOs and CFOs with affirmative action fuckstick

[Anonymous No.18056677]

>>18056653
Some anon just said they were but there's been no news or update on that. It's currently assumed to just be rumint until confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18056678]

>>18056664
algorithms don't know how to deal with mass hysteria, and when the ICUs in New York overflow in front of the CNN offices, there will be mass hysteria

[Anonymous No.18056681]

>>18056581
>Injecting AOC’s dogshit communist wishlist into it as an intentional poison pill
I'm asking for specifics, anon
>communism
Handing $1.5 trillion from the central bank to the other banks is communism

[Anonymous No.18056682]

>>18056651
I sold mine yesterday at 29, you're a little late breh.

[Anonymous No.18056684]

BUY SPY 200 PUTS NOW

[Anonymous No.18056686]

>>18056658
No worries anon, I'll be taking your hard earned money through shorts in the next few days. When that happens I hope you reflect a little bit on why being a bvllcuck is bad for your financial health in a total market crash

[Anonymous No.18056687]

>>18056672
Look at the volume you fool.

ITS A TRAP

[Anonymous No.18056690]

IS TOMRROW GREEN OR RED? GREEN OR RED??

[Anonymous No.18056695]

>>18056659
I dont want to with 150k

[Anonymous No.18056698]

>>18056625
she knows all about inflation if you know what I mean

they're bihg

big

I mean her breasts are large

$SPY puts strike at 200 may 1st

[Anonymous No.18056702]

>>18056617

[Anonymous No.18056703]

brahs I had bought some XOM but I wanted more and it's up 10.56%
my broker had me frozen and cucked me out of buying more cheapies,
I know there will be another drop in stocks, but I don't know if oil will go down as low as it has been

[Anonymous No.18056704]

>>18056678
Show is over, bearfag. No more tanks.

[Anonymous No.18056706]

>>18056690
snib

[Anonymous No.18056708]

>>18056672
Yeah, this sure looks bullish

[Anonymous No.18056709]

>>18056686
Cope.

[Anonymous No.18056711]

>>18056706
Based

[Anonymous No.18056714]

>>18056690
the brightest green

[Anonymous No.18056716]

>>18056651
Hold. VIX creeped up all day, this is a classic trap.

[Anonymous No.18056720]

the entirety of humanity is not capable of forecasing the weather accurately for a week and yet you think you alone can predict the market for the next 72h with any reasonable accuracy?

[Anonymous No.18056723]

>>18056332
Sweet Jesus we're fucked.
Balkanization, anyone?

[Anonymous No.18056724]

>>18056690
Red

[Anonymous No.18056726]

>>18056711
crab dubs

[Anonymous No.18056728]

>>18056704
ok retard make a big short call on the SPY and show us

[Anonymous No.18056731]

>>18056709

[Anonymous No.18056733]

>>18056681
>Handing $1.5 trillion from the central bank to the other banks is communism
if youre serious, the fed is, and always has been, the lender of last resort. The banks have to pay the fed back.

[Anonymous No.18056734]

>>18056651
sell at 30 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18056741]

Later nerds, told you

[Anonymous No.18056742]

>>18056566
fat bitch is gross

[Anonymous No.18056747]

Is it time to toss a cheeki $5k at Boeing? Maybe $10k?

[Anonymous No.18056748]

>>18056690
my gut says minor green bump after stimulus gets passed. then full collapse anytime after thursday

too much bad corona news

[Anonymous No.18056752]

>>18056665
>>18056669
>>18056682
>>18056716
>>18056734
Ok holding it is.

[Anonymous No.18056753]

>>18056703
just sell. lock it in
oil at most will +100% over the next 5 years
10% in a day is amazing
if youre afraid of your long term gains just put in a limit buy at your original price and forget about it

[Anonymous No.18056757]

>>18056731
Cope.

[Anonymous No.18056758]

>>18056747
Boeing should go bankrupt but the market is irrational

[Anonymous No.18056760]

I JUST BOUGHT CALLS IM GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.18056765]

>>18056548
1. Corporate pay statistics by race and race statistics for all corporate boards at companies receiving assistance
2. Bailing out all current debt of postal service
3. Required early voting
4. Required same day voter registration
5. 10k bailout for student loans
6. For companies accepting assistance, 1/3 of board members must be chosen by workers
7. Provisions on official time for union collective bargaining
8. Full offset of airline emissions by 2025
9. Greenhouse gas statistics for individual flights
10. Retirement plans for community newspaper employees
11. $15 minimum wage at companies receiving assistance
12. Permanent paid leave at companies receiving assistance

[Anonymous No.18056766]

>>18056716
it won't crash tomorrow

its coming down friday, maybe thursday

if the stimulus is sufficient monday

buy puts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18056768]

>>18056760
if youre serious, no, RIP your funds.

[Anonymous No.18056772]

>>18056682
>not buying today

[Anonymous No.18056773]

>>18056752
RIP.

[Anonymous No.18056771]

>>18056741
Puts on CHK for tomorrow, got it.

[Anonymous No.18056779]

>>18056638
>74% SDOW
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.18056780]

>>18056720
The WHEN of the pop is the question not if. There is no basis for gains when unemployment is increasing (way more than the meme numbers of jobs amazon is making), businesses are shutting down, quarantines are in place, and inventory is not moving. Like what numbers give any cause for optimism right now...except other stock market numbers.

[Anonymous No.18056782]

>>18056690
It will be what it will be Anon

[Anonymous No.18056784]

>>18056520
been doing this a lot longer than most

[Anonymous No.18056785]

SQQQ HAS FORSAKEN ME.

[Anonymous No.18056788]

>>18056678
There should be mass hysteria now with the increasing rates, but the stocks don't reflect that. There should be hysteria over the economic shutdown of the service industry and the failureof the relief bill, but the market doesn't reflect that. The only thing the market reflects is the QE. The QE is now god. The QE is life.
Fucking feds.

[Anonymous No.18056790]

>>18056258
>>18055682
Reposting from previous thread. It looks like the past week represents a noticeable change in the momentum of the sell-off. It might take rather unexpected and very negative news to cause additional sharp changes to increase downward momentum and volatility as compared to what we were seeing this past month. Otherwise, I suppose it will crab along, or perhaps trend downward gradually, depending on how well markets take the negative economic data coming down the pipe.

[Anonymous No.18056795]

At what portfolio size does hedging make sense? Six figures?

I'm thinking about securing my gains with some puts but feel like it's a gay LARP to do at my size of couple grand.

[Anonymous No.18056796]

>>18056772
Meh. I used the profits to buy a ton of stuff at 52WL and some calls for companies that will bounce back by may.

[Anonymous No.18056797]

>>18056716
It really is, isn’t it? They’re luring retail investors into the market to dump their bags on. Funny how this happens when trading goes fully digital.

[Anonymous No.18056798]

>>18056687
>>18056708
ignore the phone poster with a 2k portfolio

[Anonymous No.18056800]

>>18056758
So $5k then.

[Anonymous No.18056803]

RED RED RED RED RED

[Anonymous No.18056804]

>>18056720
it's literally 50/50 lmao stocks can only go up or down
Those are good fuckin odds

[Anonymous No.18056806]

>>18056766
Imagine getting your trading advice from a board as consistently wrong as this shithole.

[Anonymous No.18056812]

>>18056788
every bubble pops

[Anonymous No.18056816]

>>18056741
why is nobody buying options

[Anonymous No.18056819]

>SPXU At my target price
>Can't buy because of unsettled funds
Thats it I'm buying a put tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18056822]

What in the fuck is going on?

>11.37%

I mean seriously.

What?

I am very, very confused. How is this happening?

[Anonymous No.18056826]

>Trump: i don't own stock, i own things

/smg/ BTFO

[Anonymous No.18056830]

>>18056816
because they are complex

[Anonymous No.18056832]

can someone give me the rundown on why the govt is bailing out companies. i thought i merica was free market? wtf

[Anonymous No.18056837]

>>18056816
They fear the crab.

[Anonymous No.18056838]

>shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.18056842]

>>18056806
you're ngmi bro, have some faith

[Anonymous No.18056845]

>>18056822
Donald Trump said back to work. We herd immunity now.

[Anonymous No.18056847]

>>18056819
I feel this.

[Anonymous No.18056849]

This clown market is the definition of volatile. How much do you bet Trump will tweet about how well the Dow is doing today?

[Anonymous No.18056850]

>>18056832
It turns out that basically everything you ever learned about america is a lie

[Anonymous No.18056852]

>>18056528
Blessed pic

[Anonymous No.18056853]

someone post the bull trap meme

[Anonymous No.18056854]

SWK 4 ME

[Anonymous No.18056857]

>>18056832
America is a socialist republic.

[Anonymous No.18056858]

>>18056819
You can buy with unsettled, it's selling that hurts

[Anonymous No.18056860]

Going to make a killing on SQQQ Thursday

[Anonymous No.18056861]

Reminder, today was what was called an "Upside Reversal" day.
https://www.investors.com/how-to-invest/investors-corner/investors-corner-upside-reversals-reveal-big-clues/

Read about it there.

[Anonymous No.18056862]

>>18056832
America hasn't been free market since the 1930s. Corporate welfare has been a staple of the system since the 80s

[Anonymous No.18056865]

>>18056733
The presence of a state-controlled central bank interfering with the market to save reckless institutions from insolvency is Literally Socialism

[Anonymous No.18056868]

>>18056816
It's anybody's game at this point.

[Anonymous No.18056873]

>>18056484
Ding ding ding.

[Anonymous No.18056876]

Ze bull is prepped

[Anonymous No.18056877]

>>18056768
get BTFO bearguy

[Anonymous No.18056879]

>>18056702
That ship thing was disgusting. An anon posted the clip
Anyone have those links?

[Anonymous No.18056880]

>>18056806
imagine be retarded enough to trade at all

[Anonymous No.18056883]

>>18056258
ONTX CHADS GET IN HERE, 30 MINS UNTIL LAUNCH

https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/3iq6djjs

[Anonymous No.18056889]

>>18056822
>I am very, very confused. How is this happening?
Start of a new bubble. To DOW 50k.

[Anonymous No.18056893]

>>18056812
I fucking hope so. Got SQQQ and SDOW today, hoping the red/green pattern continues tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18056897]

>>18056849
He should have learned his lesson from last time. But I bet he doesn't understand a damn thing about the market so he'll do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.18056899]

OH NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18056903]

>>18056862
There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

[Anonymous No.18056906]

Ok time for a market wrap as the closing bell rings!
Post theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared 1,841 points, or more than 10%, and was on pace for its biggest one-day gain since October 2008. The S&P 500 gained 8.4% while the Nasdaq Composite advanced 7.2%. The Dow and S&P 500 closed at their lowest levels since late-2016 on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18056907]

>>18056853

[Anonymous No.18056914]

bought some cheap puts at not-quite the top, god that pumped at the end

[Anonymous No.18056915]

>Kansas unemployment up 600%

[Anonymous No.18056918]

>>18056880
Swingers and up can make it the rest fizzle out after baby's first gain

[Anonymous No.18056921]

Is there a reason to buy single stocks if you are looking for steady capital gains rather than for a company that will surge in value?

[Anonymous No.18056922]

is crypto less volatile than stocks now?

[Anonymous No.18056925]

>>18056845
Trump is actually retarded
>NOOOOO MY STONKS THEY HAVE TO GO UP OR CNN WILL BULLY ME

[Anonymous No.18056934]

>>18056765
>6. For companies accepting assistance, 1/3 of board members must be chosen by workers
How would they even know who to vote for?
>3. required early voting
>4. required same day voter registration
>11. $15 minimum wage at companies receiving assistance
>12. permanent paid leave at companies receiving assistance
literally nothing wrong with these

The rest is kind of weird

[Anonymous No.18056935]

>>18056906
Wow, 2008 must been a pretty good year for the DJIA!
>>18056915
kek

[Anonymous No.18056938]

>>18056832
to keep millions from forming breadlines and looting and anarchy


if all our companies go out of business overnight what do you think happens to the jobs

[Anonymous No.18056941]

>>18056915
No way. I don't believe that. Post link.

[Anonymous No.18056942]

Ok what please?

[Anonymous No.18056943]

>>18056915
THIS IS A BULLISH SIGNAL PRICED IN
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18056946]

>>18056518
No, obviously not. See >>18056587

[Anonymous No.18056947]

can we hit 300 SPY at end of week?

[Anonymous No.18056948]

>>18056921
Single stocks are for gamblers, if you just want steady buy something diversified like an etf

[Anonymous No.18056951]

>>18056915
so it went from 1 person unemployed to 6?

[Anonymous No.18056952]

Thanks Jerome.

[Anonymous No.18056953]

>there wasnt a massive pump or dump at EOD

wtf bros

[Anonymous No.18056954]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 3.92%, fun day! Goldies did great, a lot of my holds underperformed on pump, longed this morning, keeping port cautiously hedged, it looks like we may have already largely fulfilled some of the End of Month Rally tm's conditions. Still neutral going forward, need to see if stimpack passes and what it contains, what unemployment looks like, etc before I make any big decisions. Entered some cheap put spreads throughout April, let's see where things go @_@

[Anonymous No.18056956]

>>18056922
Yes stocks are shitcoins

[Anonymous No.18056957]

>>18056921
buy ETFs

[Anonymous No.18056960]

>>18056765
This shit is NEVER gonna fly

[Anonymous No.18056961]

>>18056907
This is actually a good description of the SPY puts mania from this last week too. Much more compressed of course. But notice how so many people are exiting the puts game now that they lost their first tendy fund.

[Anonymous No.18056962]

>>18056907
>>18056853

[Anonymous No.18056964]

>>18056915
Good, that means they'll have more time free to buy consumer goods! Buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.18056968]

No one has any idea what the actual fuck is going on, do they?

[Anonymous No.18056969]

>>18056907
my guess is that we're at either of these two places, hopefully the one near the bottom

[Anonymous No.18056971]

Any interesting points of consideration/things you saw today?

>Despite closing down production in India, both Coke and Pepsi were up about 5% today. In the memo describing the move they also cited how 40% of their global consumption is from restaurants which are now underlockdown in many parts of the world

[Anonymous No.18056978]

>>18056954
Up 9.5%. I bought AMD when it was green yesterday, and then sold it this morning for some pretty solid profit. Hoping to get it back tomorrow for cheap on a pullback

[Anonymous No.18056980]

>>18056954
best trading day of my life +17%. shout out UDOW SWK and everything else basically

[Anonymous No.18056982]

>puts I bought at open are still in the green
I mean okay i'll take the volatility cash

[Anonymous No.18056983]

>>18056954
my puts expire friday and are basically worthless. It's kinda ok because i didnt go all in. Should i roll them for next week?

[Anonymous No.18056985]

>>18056865
Given the federal reserves semi-private ownership, its actions cannot be viewed as entirely an extension of the federal government. Therefore, its purchasing of junk cannot portray the federal government as acting in a socialist way.

I do agree with you, I believe, that what the Federal Reserve is doing is completely destroying the free-market rules that built this country.

[Anonymous No.18056987]

>>18056765
What does any of this have to do with coronavirus? Dems are retarded

[Anonymous No.18056988]

Oh and WTFFF was the opening candle on VIX today? Did anyone else see that or was it some kind of illusion?

[Anonymous No.18056991]

>>18056969
Depends how serious the virus actually is. Hard to get a straight answer.

[Anonymous No.18056992]

Fuck that was intense. One month wage in 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18056993]

>>18056968
I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

[Anonymous No.18056998]

>>18056941

https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article241368866.html

[Anonymous No.18057002]

>>18056962
I always hate this graph because you can apply it to any range at almost any timescale and see that pattern. It doesn't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.18057004]

>After hours SQQQ is going down still

JUST MAKE IT STOP, I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE! I was up 4% at the start of the day, now I am only up 2% and carrying 180 dollars worth of loss on SQQQ. What is wrong with this market.

[Anonymous No.18057005]

>>18056765
What the actual fuck are they smoking?

[Anonymous No.18057007]

>>18056723
>>18056662
>>18056588
>>18056518
>>18056429
>>18056332


THIS POL RETARD IS INCORRECT

THAT IS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS

THE FED IS NOT BUYING THEIR STOCKS

ITS BUYING THEIR DEBT AKA CORPORATE BONDS AKA A LOAN. ITS STILL ALARMING BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND AND NOT SPREAD BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.18057009]

>>18056954

[Anonymous No.18057011]

We're red tomorrow.
Sell now.

[Anonymous No.18057013]

>>18056954
Up 5.62%. Pussied out early in the day when my stock hit +17%, and it slowly dropped through the day. It got a minor surge at closing so I sold out at a profit atleast. Tomorrow should be interesting

[Anonymous No.18057016]

>>18056991
it's severe enough for people not to want a 5% chance of dying so they'll do anything they can to refrain from working
society will freeze, and starve

[Anonymous No.18057019]

rate my poorfag NEET portfolio

[Anonymous No.18057021]

>>18056968
No reason to try and understand how the market works with the fed pumping it and shit when you're a TA chad

[Anonymous No.18057022]

>>18056968
Dont fall for the "priced in" meme
Dont fall for the "going back to work meme"

We are not even CLOSE to peak infection rate, it will happen late april, thinks will get worse before they get better, do not be fooled.

[Anonymous No.18057023]

>>18057004
For once I'm glad for pussying out.

[Anonymous No.18057025]

>>18056954
up 2.5% all time
up 11% today

Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18057028]

>>18056765
NOT THE POSTAL SERVICE!!

LET THOSE FUCKS ROT
I WANT BEZOS TO BE IN CHARGE OF ALL DELIVERIES!!

[Anonymous No.18057030]

Well that was some serious buy the rumor sell the news type shit today

[Anonymous No.18057031]

Was up 20K a week ago, back to breakeven. Still beating the market but that sucked.

[Anonymous No.18057033]

>>18056954
+2.96% ($666). Bought some SQQQ in the last 15 minutes for tomorrow's dompening. You niggas are gonna get /SNIB'd/

[Anonymous No.18057037]

>>18056935
I'm not being Bullish. It's the 4pm wrap retard.

More DOW news wire updates:
Stocks ended sharply higher Tuesday, in a rally that traders attributed to expectations lawmakers will reach a deal on a massive fiscal stimulus deal aimed at cushioning the economy from the hit it will take from the COVID-19 pandemic. The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged around 2,113 points, or 11.4%, to end near 20,705, according to preliminary figures, while the S&P 500 advanced around 210 points, or 9.4%, to close near 2,447. The Nasdaq Composite rose around 557 points to end near 7,418, a gain of 8.1%. After hitting all-time highs in February, stocks have plunged into a bear market, in an accelerated meltdown tied to fears over the impact of the coronavirus outbreak on global and economic growth.

[Anonymous No.18057039]

REMINDER: The Reserve Ratio for banks drops to 0% on Thursday. Also, unemployment numbers will be released. Should be fun

[Anonymous No.18057040]

>DOW is tracking VIX
wtf

[Anonymous No.18057038]

>>18056954
Made $2,500 off NVDA FOMO Calls, back to bearing though

[Anonymous No.18057044]

When else was there a double digit point gain?

1929
1987
2008

We will end the week at 17,xxx

[Anonymous No.18057046]

>>18056921
i buy single stocks but I do it based picking a company who's fundamentals i like. I also map it out by pay date so I can see when my dividend money is coming in. overall it doesn't matter if you plan well when you're getting paid. i'm just have a touch of autism

[Anonymous No.18057047]

>>18056883
Is...is the state of eternal crab finally over?

[Anonymous No.18057050]

Will the rabbit ears show up? One ear is evident.

[Anonymous No.18057052]

>>18056577

[Anonymous No.18057054]

>BREAKING: Dow Jones Industrial Average surges 11.3%, its biggest daily percentage gain since 1933 - CNBC

[Anonymous No.18057058]

Lets see those all time graphs (even if yours is shitty)

[Anonymous No.18057061]

>>18056765
>8. Full offset of airline emissions by 2025

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18057063]

>>18057005
You always ask for the moon at first, even if all you want is a small satellite.

[Anonymous No.18057064]

>>18056980
Yaya! But did you see the same haunted VIX candela I did? Nobody's mentioned it on any social media, wtffffff was it??

[Anonymous No.18057066]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SAID UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE RELEASED ON THURSDAY BUT THEYRE ACTUALLY NOT OUT UNTIL APRIL 4TH AHHHHHH IM GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING ON MY PUTS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

https://www.bls.gov/schedule/news_release/empsit.htm

[Anonymous No.18057070]

>>18057011
I've entered the code. All we do now is wait for futures to begin...

[Anonymous No.18057071]

>>18056971

Let's see how the indian markets look later

[Anonymous No.18057079]

>>18057005
That it's an election year and they want to do everything they can to make it look like it's all Trump's fault?

[Anonymous No.18057081]

>>18057007
>Fed is buying up a bunch of debt for corporations that are about to go bust
Ok, so is THIS printing money?

[Anonymous No.18057080]

>>18056983
You should not keep betting on puts at this point. Assuming we get a pullback tomorrow you should close it out. I don't know that we're going up yet, but it's definitely too dangerous to keep betting that we're going down forever.

[Anonymous No.18057082]

>>18057022
This desu. I'll make some money off of these pumps but when if case/death ratio catches up with other countries expect it to hit a new low.

[Anonymous No.18057084]

>>18057066
they're being forced to keep the number secret until the market looks like NOT shit

[Anonymous No.18057085]

>>18057037
Yikes, somebody must have lost money today.

[Anonymous No.18057089]

I cant wait for the memes when the market drops 3K tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18057090]

>>18057005
crack because they're liberals and thats what liberals do, smoke crack

[Anonymous No.18057091]

>>18056954
Pretty boring day for oil. Up 0.8%. No trades although i was thinking of shorting the s&p before close. TA stuff said i had no advantage on that entry so i passed. 'No advantage' just means it's 50/50 as far as chart data is concerned.

[Anonymous No.18057094]

>>18056993
Request denied.

[Anonymous No.18057098]

>>18057058
see >>18056952

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18057101]

>>18056765
>1. Corporate pay statistics by race and race statistics for all corporate boards at companies receiving assistance
No
>2. Bailing out all current debt of postal service
No
>3. Required early voting
No
>4. Required same day voter registration
No
>5. 10k bailout for student loans
No
>6. For companies accepting assistance, 1/3 of board members must be chosen by workers
No
>7. Provisions on official time for union collective bargaining
No
>8. Full offset of airline emissions by 2025
No
>9. Greenhouse gas statistics for individual flights
No
>10. Retirement plans for community newspaper employees
They can get a 401k.
>11. $15 minimum wage at companies receiving assistance
No
>12. Permanent paid leave at companies receiving assistance
No

[Anonymous No.18057102]

>>18056971

Also, the FTSE tracked the dax very closely all day, just 2% lower the entire time

That 2% must have been the lockdown pricing in

[Anonymous No.18057106]

>>18057058
Taken a week ago, up 7k on that now

[Anonymous No.18057108]

>>18056960
step 1 of haggling: ask for something retarded and then dial it back later

[Anonymous No.18057110]

>SQQQ keeps going down
JESUS FUCK, WHAT IS HAPPENING AFTER HOURS. HOW IS IT GOING SO BADLY. DOWN TO 200 DOLLAR LOSS. BEARS WTF WE GOT WAY TOO COCKY, WE MIGHT OF MISSED THE BOTTOM. PANICKING.

[Anonymous No.18057112]

>>18056991
even if all cases were fully recovered by tomorrow and they figured out a 100% effective cure for every illness ever the market would still crash. Buy gold

[Anonymous No.18057113]

>>18057058
The crash has been very good to me

[Anonymous No.18057117]

>>18056954
Up 10.8% today, went into fast food late last week/early Monday and feel great! ONTX finally showing some life today, it's at my DCA right now at .39 with earnings coming up. Amazing what effect a few green days can have on your outlook sometimes!

[Anonymous No.18057129]

>>18057066
Just undo the puts lol press back on the browser

[Anonymous No.18057130]

>>18056765
>5. 10k bailout for student loans
how much would this actually cost?

[Anonymous No.18057131]

>>18057101
Why is expanded early voting a bad thing, again? I forgot.

[Anonymous No.18057135]

>>18057110
look at what happens after huge green days historically

[Anonymous No.18057137]

>>18057085
.....No. I literally do this every day. Usually it's super abbreviated as I'm normally just getting off work so I'll do a quick summary.

Look, I know it's your first day and all, but please fucking lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.18057140]

>>18057110
Where are you seeing this live?

[Anonymous No.18057142]

>>18057090
>>18057079
>>18057063
All are decent answers anons. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18057147]

>>18056681
Minimum board diversity levels for companies that are bailed out it one

[Anonymous No.18057151]

>>18056903
BASED
And
The Network-pilled

>>18056765
>>18057061
>>18057005
>>18056987
>>18056960
>>18056934

ALSO:

These are BARGAINING CHIPS
they need to compromise.

They’ll get rid of some of that in exchange for Mitch getting rid of some of his bullshit.

Have none of you ever negotiated?
Didn’t you read the art of the deal!?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18057155]

>>18057131
Shouldn't be required federally and left up to the states.

[Anonymous No.18057160]

>>18057110
relax dude 200 dollars is chump change

[Anonymous No.18057162]

>>18057137
You're getting really upset over an innocuous comment, lmao

[Anonymous No.18057169]

>>18057007
blah blah the Fed is going to buy every debt instrument it can and bond ETF's. If the markets sink again similar to whats transpired over the last few weeks, they will intervene in the equity markets. They are making up the rules as they go.

[Anonymous No.18057176]

>>18057066
That is monthly.
Weekly is Thursday.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/calendars/economic

[Anonymous No.18057177]

>>18056922
Crypto as a whole has a tremendously lower market cap than the stock market so no. Individual coins versus individual stocks will vary based on market caps.

[Anonymous No.18057181]

>>18057137
LISTEN
IM KIND OF A BIG DEAL ON THIS ANONYMOUS ANIME BUSINESS FORUM

[Anonymous No.18057183]

>>18057140
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-SQQQ/

[Anonymous No.18057185]

>>18056468
>>18056595
>>18056785
>>18057004
>>18057110
I'm suffering with you but I have a lot more to lose. It would embarrassing to admit how much.

[Anonymous No.18057186]

Goldbergs had a banner day

[Anonymous No.18057191]

>>18057064
Mehh Vix to 10

[Anonymous No.18057193]

>>18057131
>telling states how to run their elections
>>18057151
>mitch's bullshit
the only thing I've heard retards complain about is the $500bil in LOANS that they will LOAN and be repaid for to maintain large corporations who employ lots of people. what else don't they like that would be worth trading something as retarded as climate change board members for

[Anonymous No.18057195]

Market isn't gonna go red tomorrow its gonna crab green for wednesday

[Anonymous No.18057198]

>>18057135
What happens? All I know during this crisis is that it has fallen every time.

>>18057140
Just watching on my Ameritrade account.

>>18057160
Not when you have 8-9k in your name only, poorfag here who is in this hole for 175 shares and a fuck ton of shorts.

[Anonymous No.18057201]

>me putting SQQQ on sell GTC EXT hoping for a miracle during the night

[Anonymous No.18057206]

How can a bear gloat? About 8,800 points down since mid February

[Anonymous No.18057210]

>>18057137
lmao @ your life

[Anonymous No.18057211]

>>18056948
>>18056957
>>18057046
Thank you for the answers. I suspected that ETFs would be more my speed but I asked just in case there was something I missed.

[Anonymous No.18057212]

>gonna inherit grandparents house
nice
>5k in property taxes
fucking gay

[Anonymous No.18057216]

>>18057183
My price stopped moving 15 mins ago

[Anonymous No.18057219]

>>18057147
Aren't they trying to save the economy? This would put companies under for sure.

[Anonymous No.18057220]

Wtf happened to IAU after hours?

[Anonymous No.18057221]

>>18057155
Why shouldn't it be required? Literally the only reason you wouldn't implement it is to cuck people out of voting. Cracking down on corruption at the local and state level is good for society.

[Anonymous No.18057224]

>>18057181
>This is my first day here. I came over from the corona happening threads to see what chaos is occurring. I don't understand the norms and the general atmosphere of the place.
>>>/pol/
Back you go.

[Anonymous No.18057226]

>>18057113
wish i wasnt a dumb neet so i could have a real portfolio instead of my monopoly money account

[Anonymous No.18057229]

>>18056969
If we're near the top bull trap, then prepare for the most insane ride down toward the bottom. The momentum in the sell-off has slowed down a bit over the past week and I think a lot of the negative sentiment/FUD has been priced in. What hasn't been priced in is the impact on unemployment numbers and earnings. I'd be surprised if those numbers cause a massive increase in volatility or another wave of panic selling like we saw the past month. It might take a sharp spike in mortality rate or infection numbers to do that. My guess is that otherwise there will be a slow downward trend until the virus and economic situation improves.

[Anonymous No.18057230]

>>18057137
Dilate

[Anonymous No.18057234]

I am going to short tomorrow. Fuck this retarded irrational maret. reason for not doing it today is because a big green jump is probably going to be followed by another green aday

[Anonymous No.18057240]

>>18057186
My IAU shows down over a dollar after hours wtf

[Anonymous No.18057243]

Anyone have an explanation as to why Kroger is as low as it is? You think with the market POMPs, the overly positive news articles, and the fact that it's an essential service it would be mooning hard.

[Anonymous No.18057245]

>>18057201
Lol I did the same

[Anonymous No.18057249]

>>18057113
Position?

[Anonymous No.18057251]

>>18057193
The $500B in Mitch's bill wasn't a loan, it was a secret no-strings-attached fund with all recipients kept secret for no reason.

[Anonymous No.18057256]

>>18057224
Dude I recognize your faggot syntax, you’ve been bitching at people ALL DAY. Get help.

[Anonymous No.18057258]

>>18057162
can we ban this retard

[Anonymous No.18057261]

so who's gonna make a new thread

[Anonymous No.18057260]

>>18057229
I think a lot of the unemployment has been priced in, there have already been quite a few news articles written about it with some preliminary figures. If it's significantly worse than expected, though, yeah we're fucked

[Anonymous No.18057265]

>>18057234
Jerome's gonna eventually turn off this money printer. This is not sustainable.

[Anonymous No.18057269]

4 more days like this and we'll be back at ATH sorry bobos

[Anonymous No.18057271]

>>18057091
Oooooo boy what a naughty little lady
>>18057081
Correct, if the companies go bust it will amount to printing money.
Not such a terrible gamble in a deflationary environment, where we’re desperate to keep everyone from spiraling into Japan’s deflationary trap PLUS massive layoffs.
>>18057169
>fuck the details
No
Fuck you
Some of us want to actually understand what’s happening.
>>18056954
WOW
You guys did great!
I am getting FUCKED UP
Oh well one day I’ll learn how to trade like I’m not a retard.

[Anonymous No.18057272]

>>18057185
It's okay anon. You can share your loses here. We all are losing now. I am going to cry if this shit ain't red tomorrow after this legendary bullshit of a rally.

>>18057195
I will slaughter a mofo if it isn't a straight nose dive.

[Anonymous No.18057274]

>>18057130
just did a quick read on this, it would amount to about 1.5 trillion USD

[Anonymous No.18057276]

>>18057249
Swing trading puts when things were falling fast. Once that slowed I pulled everything out. I bought AMD yesterday and sold it today for another 10% gain, and am back in cash. The main thing I try to do is only take 95%+ bets, and bet big on them.

[Anonymous No.18057286]

Well well well

[Anonymous No.18057294]

>>18057260
>I think a lot of the unemployment has been priced in
How? The numbers and quarantines have been changing day to day for the past 2 weeks. There is simply nothing that should be going up barring amazon. We are flying completely blind. How can that be priced in?

[Anonymous No.18057295]

>>18057269
>he thinks we can get +10% days 4 times

Okay dude, literally nothing has changed. millions will still be infected, be fired and lose work/go unemployed

[Anonymous No.18057298]

Guys wtf happened here?

[Anonymous No.18057299]

>>18057269
>4 more days of +2000 while all the major industries are shut down
I'm thinking clown world

[Anonymous No.18057303]

>>18057271
>Japan's deflationary trap
What happened to Japan?

[Anonymous No.18057307]

>>18057272
Well anon I think we are only half way through one of the biggest and ugliest bull trap you will see for a while

[Anonymous No.18057310]

>>18057286
Uh oh!

[Anonymous No.18057313]

>>18057269
So i'll just buy the omst amazingly OTM calls imaginable and daddy fed will make it print huh

[Anonymous No.18057315]

>>18057007
>POL
Newfag

[Anonymous No.18057323]

Please just give me ONE more fucking red day and I swear I'll stop doing this shit. I'll never trade again. I'll get a job. I'll work. PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

[Anonymous No.18057324]

>>18057113
how??

[Anonymous No.18057327]

>>18057298
Boomers just died to corona.

[Anonymous No.18057333]

>>18057303
Japan was doing money printing before it was cool. They have had a zombie economy since the late 80s.

[Anonymous No.18057337]

>>18057294
Because the numbers don't have an objective impact on the market, it's the fear that moves the needle. If investors are afraid that we're going to be at 10% unemployment and it's only 9, we're fine. If they think it's 10 and it's actually 20 we're fucked. It's not like the big boys aren't doing their own projections with all the secret data they collect.

[Anonymous No.18057341]

>>18057315
Fuck off back to /V/, his point is correct

[Anonymous No.18057342]

>>18057298
After hours nonsense. People take advantage of the very low volume and make moves like that at cost with the hope of spurring a larger movement out of panic, kind of like how it made you post it.

[Anonymous No.18057346]

>>18057303
Don't worry the markets always come back eventu-

[Anonymous No.18057348]

>>18057324
Putties. Anyone that didn't put on the way down is baka. Anyone that isn't calling into September is baka.

[Anonymous No.18057357]

>>18057310
OOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18057359]

>>18057348
Pretty much this, although I'm still too spooked to jump back into calls yet

[Anonymous No.18057364]

>>18057346
Won't matter, the fed criminals and those who enabled them will have already escaped with cartoonishly large bags of money

[Anonymous No.18057365]

the bull has been prepped
>is it time
yes, activate crab-20

[Anonymous No.18057367]

>>18057137
lmfao holy shit this is pathetic. No one cares/cared about that shit. I never even noticed you doing that hahah

[Anonymous No.18057369]

Wtf is going to be tomorrow?

A red day?

[Anonymous No.18057381]

>>18057337
>Because the numbers don't have an objective impact on the market
This is the Fed's clown world market now.

>if investors are afraid that we're going to be at 10% unemployment and it's only 9, we're fine. If they think it's 10 and it's actually 20 we're fucked. It's not like the big boys aren't doing their own projections with all the secret data they collect.
How would any investor look at all the numbers and see cause for confidence? I imagine the big boys know the numbers are much worse.

[Anonymous No.18057384]

>>18057359
The sooner the better. We aren't going lower unless the US announced a ton of corona deaths, In that case, we're all fucked and buy as much put as you can.

[Anonymous No.18057387]

>>18057310

[Anonymous No.18057394]

>>18057278
>>18057278
>>18057278
>>18057278

[Anonymous No.18057406]

B-BROS? A-ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT?
>Trump on House Dems' coronavirus relief bill: 'No way I’m signing that deal' with 'Green New Deal stuff'
https://www.foxnews.com/media/trump-coronavirus-relief-bill-green-new-deal

[Anonymous No.18057420]

>>18056479
Why do whores wear crosses?

[Anonymous No.18057434]

>>18057387
Based Dunkey.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18057435]

>>18057221
What about on the other side, I vote a few months early then die before election day. Should my vote still be counted? I can only assume under early voting it would, or maybe the fucking ballot got lost in the mail and wouldn't have been counted anyway. I can see plenty of chances for fraud through early voting.

[Anonymous No.18057436]

>>18057294
The quantitative information is likely not priced in, but the negative sentiment that's associated with the huge unemployment jump is something that's been sent out on the wire for a while now. We'll see Thursday, but people have been thinking about it for at least the past week. It might take a huge difference in expected vs. actual data to kick us into another sell-off with the same momentum we saw the past month. Otherwise, we're in the crab zone now.

>>18057381
It's not confidence, but rather expected weakness. It might result in a gradual downward trend in anticipation of forward-looking negative results across the board, as opposed to a huge sell-off.

[Anonymous No.18057445]

>>18057269
I wouldn't be surprised if that happened if this point
Fucking clown market

[Anonymous No.18057460]

>>18057381
If the big boys know it's worse then it's priced in. The problem for us retailboys is that we're missing two pieces of info, what the big boys think it is, and what it really is. If they're wrong, one way or the other, the market will move based on unemployment.

[Anonymous No.18057462]

>>18057303
Japan is printing money as fast as they can and they just can’t get inflation. Once people think they’ll be able to get a better price in a month, they stop buying things and the economy has a very hard time getting started. Demand goes down, prices go down, the relative value of the currency goes up.

Unlike inflation, which can be fought by raising rates, bankers don’t have tools for fighting deflation.

They recently tried increasing taxes by 10% to try to artificially increase prices and jump start some inflation. They’re desperate.

Escaping deflation may be like escaping a black hole: once you pass the event horizon, struggling is useless and it’s game over.

>>18057315
Was it /gif/ then? I don’t go to many orange boards.

>>18057243
>competing with Walmart amazon Costco target
Uhhhh no thanks
Maybe a good trade but I’m looking for companies I will still want to own far down The road.

[Anonymous No.18057477]

>>18056332
False flagging retard. They aren't buying equities, they're buying treasuries and mbs, asset based debt

[Anonymous No.18057490]

>>18057346
how many old nips are still hodling from 1990?

[Anonymous No.18057517]

>>18057221
>Cracking down on corruption at the local and state level is good for society.
Politicians do what's good for politicians, anon, not what's good for society.

[Anonymous No.18057518]

>>18057477
Yep that’s what I’ve been saying all thread... dummies don’t get it

Like the tards who memed the money printing over repo

[Anonymous No.18057555]

>>18057265
>Jerome's gonna eventually turn off this money printer. This is not sustainable.
All BRRRRR all the time is priced in now, they can't turn it off without a drop.

[Anonymous No.18057565]

I strongly disagree with the "priced in" argument. Although I believe this shit is being overreacted to by a maximum extent by the sheer amount of media coverage , the economic impact that the "lock-down" regulations bring about will dent most economies. Events/restaurants in the Netherlands have been closed till the 1'st of June, which means a shit load of people will be applying for welfare and compensation without generating any revenue. Since the EU is 1/2 weeks further in this mess than the US, imagine the havoc it is going to cause there (and in less economical developed countries which are now starting on the ride) when it spreads to the same extent as it does here.

[Anonymous No.18057690]

>>18057226
>make a photo

[Anonymous No.18057693]

>>18057565
I don't think anyone that's not spouting memes is using the "priced in" argument for the quantitative effects on the economy and unemployment. What's being priced in is the fear and panic that resulted in the massive sell-off we saw. What's more likely is that, baring any significant, terrible news, markets gradually grind downward from here until we see a decrease in infections and the Western economies slowly turn on again.

[Anonymous No.18057864]

>>18056354
I got sqqq an spxu at a significant discount today, was expecting a surge after yesterday's dip. Wish I had the discipline to keep my limits up, would've got a better price both times

[Anonymous No.18058043]

>>18057693
I agree! But I don't think all the panic is priced in to it's full extent yet exactly, since we have not yet seen any "real" financial impacts that made corporations fall over and made people lose their jobs (apart from the "temporary unemployment"). If the US healthcare system can't keep up with the amount of patients, and when the media starts rapidly reporting on this, then I will think we will hit something like a bottom.

It's just crazy to me that governments around the world are reacting in such a manner to a virus that has a relatively low mortality rate for the general population. If the current measures are ineffective, we can actually slip into another depression like situation. Imagine what would happen if we had a virus that would be dangerous for anyone in the general population , including a higher mortality rate. If covid is already causing an impact of this size, imagine the situation if something like the Spanish flu were to strike us again.

[Anonymous No.18058297]

>>18058043
>Imagine the situation if something like the Spanish flu were to strike us again.
With social media? With the current Zeitgeist? We'd be fucked mate.

I agree with the effect that large negative news would cause on market sentiment. But at this point, it's a coin toss. We won't know until it happens.

[Anonymous No.18058452]

>>18058043
>It's just crazy to me that governments around the world are reacting in such a manner to a virus that has a relatively low mortality rate for the general population.
It's the last straw effect, we had Ebola a few years ago and H1N1 before it, neither hit that sweet spot of hospitalization rate + infection rate that CoVid has.

If Covid had a higher death rate, it would also mean less infections down the road, as dead and buried people can't spread the disease.
The panic is over the fear of being infected and falling into the 2-4% of severe/critical cases, either through (unknown) pre-existing conditions, being old or just having shitty luck.