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/smg/ Stock Market General - The dumb goys fell for the pump edition Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:55:41 2020 No.18051189 [Reply] [Original]

Good work Jerome! They are falling for it !

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:56:43 2020 No.18051213 File: 41 KB, 388x399, 1584581226133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:56:50 2020 No.18051217 GET to 24 ALREADY SQQQ I WANT TO RETIRE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:57:03 2020 No.18051226 File: 44 KB, 815x411, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051189 im a genius

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:57:12 2020 No.18051231 File: 31 KB, 208x480, 88228593_177114343735841_7632117422832484352_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051189 Bulltrap or no? Any reason why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:57:48 2020 No.18051240 When should I sell my $6 3/27 JNUG call?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:57:51 2020 No.18051242 File: 1.53 MB, 200x200, clownscoming.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TRIPLE DIGIT DEATHS NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND >DEMOCRATS WILL NEVER PASS STIMULUS But lets go up 7% today. Everything is fine :)

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:00 2020 No.18051245
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>Congressman from Michigan: Hospitals are at capacity, if cases keep doubling every few days doctors will have to start deciding who lives and who dies
>DOW up 8.5%

>>18051231
yes, because stonks are up despite us being two days away from hospital capacity in multiple states

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:02 2020 No.18051249 >DAX NEARLY +10% bobos...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:03 2020 No.18051248 how is GM mooning along with shit like MGM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:10 2020 No.18051253 >>18051226 What are these memelines supposed to represent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:32 2020 No.18051260 File: 48 KB, 700x734, 1583960445940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051231 Whole world quarantine priced in. Buy now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:44 2020 No.18051264 File: 1.13 MB, 750x618, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Went all-in on Monday put >Now it's bankruptcy if it doesn't go down by the end of the week Yes, I am that stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:58:48 2020 No.18051267 the bottom is happening this week if it was yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:01 2020 No.18051272 >>18051249 >allowing for 10% better short positions

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:02 2020 No.18051273

/pol/ brings the old memes. And the most idiotic racism.
Whatever...
Anyways time for a look at the markets:
S&P up nearly 8%
DOW up 8% today
VIX is down on news that volatility is dropping
Oil up half a percent today.
Any additions to the brief let me know and I'll add it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:03 2020 No.18051274 >>18051231 The market has priced in having no customers, no workers, and no trade. BUY NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:05 2020 No.18051275 >>18051231 bulltrap reason: havent peaked corona, no vaccine, Q2 reports

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:11 2020 No.18051279 >>18051249 Pumpy pumpy. This is why you hunt for longs when the market is down ~30% rather than hunting shorts like a mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:13 2020 No.18051282 File: 65 KB, 652x407, Screenshot 2020-03-24 at 12.40.14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is the sixth(6) time in the last month the dow is up 1000 in a day

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:14 2020 No.18051281 >>18051253 im not sure but it works

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:38 2020 No.18051289 >>18051217 it was 26 this morning are you stoopid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:39 2020 No.18051290 >>18051264 Never invest what you're not willing to lose completely

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:41 2020 No.18051292

>>18051189
A couple FACTS for the bears still coping in this thread:

Over 50% of the dead in Italy had over 3 simultaneous disease
Italy is marking all deaths with those tested positive for the Holocough as deaths due to COVID19. If they get a heart attack and die but had COVID 19 positive PCR, that's considered a rona death
>SOURCE: https://www.covidgraph.com/p/coronavirus.html#comorbidities

Italy is flattening. It's second derivative is negative as of the last few days
>SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy

Nobel laureate who nailed China trajectory says recovery will be quicker than anticipated
>SOURCE: https://news.yahoo.com/why-nobel-laureate-predicts-quicker-210318391.html

CFR is liekly sub 1%. Inflated by Italian comorbidity procedure for classifying cause of death and the fact that many haven't been tested yet.
>SOURCE: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v2

BOBOHOMO GENOCIDE INCOMING!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 11:59:49 2020 No.18051295 >>18051248 Infinite QE might be time to put a little bit of cash in precious metals, which also happen to be mooning today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:05 2020 No.18051303 >>18051279 why not both?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:09 2020 No.18051305
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>>18051231
Yes. The Senate isn't passing anything today, bad unemployment numbers Thursday and by the Senate's own admission it seems like a crapshoot whether or not they will even be able to vote on it again by Friday. The ACE is also standing up field hospitals in NY which is probably not a good sign from any standpoint kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:18 2020 No.18051308 >>18051282 Suckers rally, keep buying high goy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:22 2020 No.18051309 Finally another bull trap! All the boomers are buying in again, can't wait for the pain when they realize the bear won't be defeated so easily

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:23 2020 No.18051310 should I sell my Tesla and make 50 bucks or just HODL lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:25 2020 No.18051311 >>18051264 >Now it's bankruptcy if it doesn't go down by the end of the week. >Yes I'm that stupid. /biz/ - Business and finance

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:00:45 2020 No.18051317 >>18051295 cope. US is world reserve currency. We literally cannot suffer from hyperinflation. Enjoy your pet rocks faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:05 2020 No.18051321 >>18051264 Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:19 2020 No.18051327 >>18051264 Thursday will save you anon

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:19 2020 No.18051328
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>SQQQ keeps plummeting
>got a whole third of my poorfag stack into it for 100 shares
>losing 40 dollars already despite buying limits going down all the way to 23.75 to minimize loss

I am nervous, please tell me it is gonna give me loads of money and isn't just going to suck dry all my gains.idk what else to buy right now with everything shooting up and only got a short on XOM going from 35 otherwise. Scary that market keeps pumping, scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:26 2020 No.18051331 >>18051240 SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:29 2020 No.18051333 File: 121 KB, 830x738, 1519879276577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK BROS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:32 2020 No.18051335 File: 33 KB, 578x563, alitadidithurt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051245 >two days away from hospital capacity in multiple states WHAT!!!! Source? >>18051274 >>18051275 >>18051305 So why pump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:33 2020 No.18051334 >>18051317 >We literally cannot suffer from hyperinflation Because of OPEC agreements from the 1970s. That is literally the only reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:37 2020 No.18051336 >>18051317 Keep buying high moron KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:01:39 2020 No.18051339 File: 61 KB, 1280x720, maxkekdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All hospitals around the country will be FULL this weekend >"P-price in!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:05 2020 No.18051348 File: 730 KB, 1080x1080, 34317452886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck bears LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:27 2020 No.18051356 >>18051303 That's just for people that knows how to manage their trades to be honest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:29 2020 No.18051358 >>18051331 Anon... I...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:32 2020 No.18051359 File: 865 KB, 1100x600, Honk honk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051335 >So why pump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:53 2020 No.18051367 >>18051264 it will be very far down by then dont worry

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:02:57 2020 No.18051369 >>18051317 ok boomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:10 2020 No.18051372 File: 40 KB, 600x600, Towel Man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > tfw I started my government job on Feb. 24 > tfw they instituted a hiring freeze literally right as I started because they had all the employees they needed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:13 2020 No.18051374 >>18051335 Andy Levin, D Michigan, on Bloomberg 5 minutes ago; as well as Bill deBlasio to anyone who would listen for the last week

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:19 2020 No.18051379 File: 949 KB, 1320x1028, 1553847087576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051282 What happened the day after these rallys, anon? >>18051279 Also this, I can't believe that my shitcoin flipping skills are applicable in a 'real' market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:20 2020 No.18051380 >>18051328 What got you into stocks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:28 2020 No.18051381 Sold my calls at open AMA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:30 2020 No.18051382 File: 1.41 MB, 1022x1082, cosby'd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bumping >>18051347 Can any oldfags confirm this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:30 2020 No.18051383 Time to buy SDOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:53 2020 No.18051388 File: 185 KB, 693x662, 1583508459407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051335 >So why pump? The MMs have made their 55th move.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:03:56 2020 No.18051389 If the market has priced in all this crap, then there is literally no reason for the market to ever go down again

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:04:09 2020 No.18051392

Look at cruise ship stocks, are we seriously bailing out the cruise industry? Why are they skyrocketing?
If any industry deserves to die, it's them. They don't pay taxes, they treat their workers like slaves, and they pollute and dump garbage into the oceans with 0 regulation. They don't even fly their ships under US flags so they don't have to abide by our laws. It's fucked. If we bail out that industry we are fucking done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:04:10 2020 No.18051393 File: 43 KB, 666x638, yin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051189 Who SQQQ tomorrow bois?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:04:41 2020 No.18051396 File: 43 KB, 299x722, 1328767110642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GUSH absolutely skyrocketed I'm so pissed right now. I fucking missed it by a day, from 34 cents to 15 fucking dollars. Missed out on 10 grand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:04:59 2020 No.18051405 File: 152 KB, 600x600, 1476235047489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1242424678477631491

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:07 2020 No.18051409 WHAT IS AN OVERSOLD MARKET WHAT IS BAD NEWS ALREADY PRICED IN WHAT IS THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:27 2020 No.18051414 Hello goyims, when does crude oil start dropping, asking for a friend....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:32 2020 No.18051416 File: 23 KB, 360x267, 1390021624021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051396

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:37 2020 No.18051417 >>18051393 Why tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:38 2020 No.18051419 >buy SDOW AT 6.5% >NOW ITS ALMOST 9% feelsbadman

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:46 2020 No.18051420 >>18051396 Reverse split you absolute mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:05:47 2020 No.18051421 >>18051382 Yes, that's right. Crab market kills 3x ETFs. If the underlying index just goes +3% -3%, you will lose money over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:00 2020 No.18051426 >Im actually starting to believe it can keep going up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:04 2020 No.18051430 >>18051264 >market down 35% from ATH >Better buy puts For fucks sake anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:04 2020 No.18051431 >>18051409 BASED BULL CHECK THESE DUBS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:13 2020 No.18051436 >>18051396 this is a meme right you know it reverse split right

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:18 2020 No.18051438
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd wallah! the dow jones will never be below 20k again! what cheapies Y'ALL buyin?
just picked me up some:
AAPL
MSFT
SPY (for good measure)
HOG
BRK.A
BA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:19 2020 No.18051440 File: 4 KB, 192x192, images[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] explain to me why the market is going up when people are still getting sick and dying and quarantines with little medical supplies are real

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:22 2020 No.18051441 >>18051396 I told everyone GUSHers will GUSH cum from their cocks but no one would listen.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:27 2020 No.18051442
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>>18051335
The Fed announced unlimited QE, the market can't make huge drops day after day forever, boomers trying to exit. I'm not even a permabear doomfag or anything but I really don't think we have seen the bottom yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:30 2020 No.18051443 >>18051396 Well the people that shilled GUSH are still down like 40% (if they are still in that shit obviously), that might make you feel better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:32 2020 No.18051446 capitalism runs off death, from dinos and old shit in the ground to workers slipping into churning vats

>>	SOXL_shill Tue Mar 24 12:06:39 2020 No.18051449 NO! I AIN'T DEAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:40 2020 No.18051450 File: 941 KB, 1200x999, 1511873435942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051396 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:47 2020 No.18051453 >>18051409 literally nothing but jerome's printer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:47 2020 No.18051456 WTF is a reverse split?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:06:57 2020 No.18051458

>>18051389
The priced in thing is a joke we use around here to make fun of crypto friends who make stupid predictions based on literally no information

>>18051392
Resort stocks have been a long running refuge for stock market programs to hold cash in since they don't have much volatility. As such, their valuation more or less goes up automatically. This is temporary. When you see them inevitably drop, this is from the systems moving liquidity out of those stocks and back into other accounts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:11 2020 No.18051462 What was the reverse split ratio for GUSH again? I was wondering whether I should have placed that $1 dollar call.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:20 2020 No.18051463 >>18051414 never, the saudis will pay you to take it off their hands in the future

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:24 2020 No.18051465 >>18051405 >greentexting links I hate you so much you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:31 2020 No.18051468 >>18051396 7/10 bait my friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:31 2020 No.18051469 >>18051441 >he doesn't know check how many shares you have now. lmfao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:34 2020 No.18051471 >>18051382 look at prospectus, volatility kills returns at least on the ones I've read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:36 2020 No.18051473 >>18051393 You should buy today if you want to make any gains tomorrow.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:07:59 2020 No.18051481

>>18051393
>>18051417

>SQQQ

Why are people always shorting the Nasdaq? The big tech companies that trade on the Nasdaq have been weathering the storm better than most companies, causing that index to not move as much as the DOW or SP500. You can probably make more money 3x'ing the Dow or SP500

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:10 2020 No.18051486 >>18051420 >>18051436 Oh fuck I totally forgot about the reverse split. I feel better now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:14 2020 No.18051487 >>18051462 Nope never mind 1:40, wouldn't be even close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:26 2020 No.18051496 >>18051471 This

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:34 2020 No.18051500
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>>18051382
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:48 2020 No.18051501 >>18051456 Exchanges don't care to have penny stocks (or lower). To remain a stock that goes that low instead bundles up bunches of shares together so the total price is above the minimum.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:08:49 2020 No.18051503
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>>18051380
I like money. Also I like the autism of analysis and betting around the market. Honestly it is just really fun watching and investing even if my funds are limited and better to try to make money off this and learn something while neet than get a job. I started with all my worth of 5k 2 weeks ago and up to 9k now, so it has been really fun. Most of my calls have been right on the money so far.

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Tue Mar 24 12:08:59 2020 No.18051504 For anyone who still gives a fuck about SNSS, beyond shitting on me for the massive rise being delayed again, it seems they've opened $4 and $5 strike price calls for the company.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:16 2020 No.18051507 >>18051359 Federal Reserve pumping stocks sky high with unlimited funds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbFi5362S8

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:23 2020 No.18051510 what oil ETFs are you guys buying? i want oil, have USO right now anything else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:26 2020 No.18051513 File: 149 KB, 500x608, 1584735453180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITALY AT 9.5% DEATH RATE >6,077 deaths to 63,927 infected https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:28 2020 No.18051514 >>18051481 Zoomers are obsessed with techstox. High IQ traders use SDOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:30 2020 No.18051516 File: 19 KB, 271x374, 1373565102465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trump to speak on Fox at 1pm EST He's actually going to speak while the markets are open, the madman

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:38 2020 No.18051521 File: 344 KB, 1008x716, bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051249 EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:09:49 2020 No.18051525 >>18051481 because the ticker is easy to remember

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:18 2020 No.18051531 >>18051249 you think this is a bulltrap too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:27 2020 No.18051535 Guys its going to go back down right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:36 2020 No.18051536 >>18051516 So let's say he announces that everything is opening back up two weeks from now. Does the market go up or down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:47 2020 No.18051539 >>18051513 italy's population is really old

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:56 2020 No.18051541 smacks lips So I went to catch a train and doors were closed and people were staring at me. smacks lips JUST VOTE YOU BOOMER FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:57 2020 No.18051543 told you nigs that we were at the bottom median age of death in Italy is 80 99% had pre-existing conditions

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:57 2020 No.18051545 File: 49 KB, 655x531, 1579134057231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello darkness my old friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:10:58 2020 No.18051544 FUCK DO I BUY SQQQ TODAY BEFORE TRUMP OPENS HIS MOUTH OR TOMORROW? BEARCHADS A FELLOW BEAR NEEDS YOUR HELP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:09 2020 No.18051549 File: 281 KB, 535x466, 1455393767924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >400k Global Cases >4.3% Death Rate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:26 2020 No.18051553 >>18051465 Okay very cool

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:32 2020 No.18051554
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>>18051396
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHH
I WAS TOLD OIL WAS DEAD
I WAS TOLD CORONA WOULD CAUSE THE MARKET TO FALL FURTHER
I WAS TOLD THE SAUDI ND RUSSIAN SITUATION WOULD BE GOING ON FOR A WHILE

I LITERALLY COULD HAVE MADE 15K ON A $500 DUMB BUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:35 2020 No.18051556 >>18051481 It's cheaper than SDOW and I like to spread my buys because I'm really bad at timing the bottom t. bought 2 SQQQ today at 25.19, 2 at 24.75, 5 at 24.50, 4 at 24

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:36 2020 No.18051557 >>18051544 set limit orders at 24 and 23

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:41 2020 No.18051558 >>18051536 It goes up, then it goes terminal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:45 2020 No.18051560 >>18051536 depends if the market understands how fucking stupid that would be or not, what it would do is tell us whether the market understands the gravity of the situation, which is useful knowledge to have for future poots

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:52 2020 No.18051562 >>18051513 That one family who had four people die from it was of Italian heritage. In a few years I suspect we'll find certain genetic factors made different groups of people more or less susceptible to the virus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:54 2020 No.18051564 >>18051544 EoD or 3pm today

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:55 2020 No.18051565 >>18051535 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:11:55 2020 No.18051566 >>18051531 fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:26 2020 No.18051571 >puts are UP on the day because implied volatility keeps climbing even though I'm dead fucking wrong on price direction Gotta love it boys

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:30 2020 No.18051572
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>>18051535
The market is fully decoupled from the real world currently, endless FED pumping, inflation, and boomer permabulls investing. This is possibly the last time to get out if you haven't already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:41 2020 No.18051575 File: 91 KB, 960x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a buy the dip scheme, ya feel me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:43 2020 No.18051576 >>18051516 >Very great results Jerome. Everyone can go back to work now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:45 2020 No.18051579 File: 42 KB, 500x500, 65f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051539 >T-they're just old, guys! >No n-need to w-worry! >10% is easily explained! >haha hehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:48 2020 No.18051581 File: 94 KB, 300x299, 1555959006221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051449 I'm happy you didn't commit sudoku like that SNSS faggot surely has by now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:52 2020 No.18051582 >>18051544 Be greedy when others are fearful

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:53 2020 No.18051583 >>18051549 You are about to get meme'd on by /pol/tards like this guy >>18051543 who will absolutely refuse to see any death that isn't the chest cavity of a person exploding with CV as legit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:54 2020 No.18051584 S O X L

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:12:55 2020 No.18051585 >>18051443 Only way this would be true is if they bought it back in late February or earlier which is unlikely with how short-term oriented most on this board are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:13:30 2020 No.18051593 >>18051556 >not in for at least 150 You're not gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:13:59 2020 No.18051600 File: 4 KB, 310x163, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SQQQ bros wat do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:14:07 2020 No.18051601 File: 21 KB, 749x478, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051571 >Indexes holding stead >VIX climibing It really is a clown world

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:14:26 2020 No.18051607 >>18051562 initial viral load whoever was shedding gave them huge initial doses, if you start at 1 or 50 it matters a lot for days your immune system has to react (theory, no proof) Combined with other factors too like obesity, age etc

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:14:44 2020 No.18051611

I am just now learning how to do puts and shorts and the once in a lifetime yolo downhill economy might be coming to an end.... Is there still time or am I the marker of "when the outsiders are getting in, it's time to get out"? Am I the sign that it's time for you all to get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:03 2020 No.18051618 File: 56 KB, 400x491, 1345481592242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051600 hodl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:19 2020 No.18051622 >>18051600 keep accumulating if we want to bankrupt the boomers we have to work together

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:20 2020 No.18051623 >>18051600 Definitely panic sell!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:24 2020 No.18051626 >>18051600 just buy in, hold for a bit until profit pretty self explanatory by now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:25 2020 No.18051628 >>18051593 $150? I have 13 SQQQ m8 that's over 300...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:27 2020 No.18051629 >>18051601 they track volatility in options kek, and options are going up because bears and bulls are buying for their thesis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:29 2020 No.18051631 File: 36 KB, 300x220, Yelling Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAN THIS DEMOKEK BOOMER FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOP SMACKING HIS LIPS AND LET CONGRESS FUCKING VOTE ALREADY AND STOP STALLING THE CRASH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:30 2020 No.18051633 >>18051600 Just buy some now and DCA down if you’d like. The more important question is when to sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:36 2020 No.18051636 >>18051579 calm down boomer

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:38 2020 No.18051637
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This rescue bill will buy investors time to get their money out. A similar thing happened in the East Asian financial crisis of 1997. The IMF poured in $100's of billions of dollars into those economies. It didn't stop those markets crashing.

Once word gets out that;
>China are full of shit, and COVID-09 is far from beaten.
>Unemployment rates in the US, and around the world, sky rocket
>Revenue targets aren't being hit by companies
The share prices will fall, hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:41 2020 No.18051640 File: 12 KB, 220x242, unnamed (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051516 >>18051544 He's done a 180. Gone is the doom and gloom. Now he's 'back to work!' Final bear this Thursday, then I'm Team Bull

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:43 2020 No.18051641 >>18051600 Sell yesterday lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:55 2020 No.18051642 File: 2.84 MB, 1280x960, 1582177853156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it a good idea to hold SQQQ until tomorrow, even with fees?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:15:59 2020 No.18051643 >>18051611 outsiders getting in is an exit signal because outsides get spooked easily, with small dips causing them to panic exit their position crashing the price further

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:09 2020 No.18051646 >>18051572 I'm scared

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:14 2020 No.18051647
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>>18051583
Well no. Before seeing the numbers out of Italy, I thought it would be the end of the US. You have effective treatments in fucking Romania, the US, China, and you have a very high median age of death, along with the 99% number of people who died that had pre-conditions. Trump made the right move, and the market is about to rally. There is literally no reason for it to keep going down over the next few months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:16 2020 No.18051648 >>18051544 >>18051564 >>18051582 Thanks, bearbros. >>18051611 The despair will set in by Friday. The panic will set in when US numbers surpass Italy and the reported "cases" from China. Now is literally the worst time to hop in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:20 2020 No.18051652 Only guy that makes sense on CNBC to me Josh Brown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:23 2020 No.18051653 File: 211 KB, 327x316, k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE STOCK MARKET HAS BARTS NOW

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:26 2020 No.18051655
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The mortgage company I work at is hiring people as fast as we can, so they can lay them all off once everyone finishes refinancing their homes.
>mfw IT support contractor with job security from a 2 year guaranteed support contract and token white person status so more Indians can be hired and invade America

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:28 2020 No.18051656 >>18051640 back to work now leads to literally millions of deaths, is that bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:34 2020 No.18051660 File: 369 KB, 991x672, 1584627591321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit I just woke up, didn't think today would be THIS green. Thanks for the cheapies, Jerome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:39 2020 No.18051662 >>18051611 Please buy my puts I'm going to be bankrupt on Friday if I can't flip these.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:16:46 2020 No.18051668

>>18051382
They do get hammered if we have a 5 year flat market or a crash like this. But the gains are way too good to not take the risk imo. I've held UPRO 2 years and was able to sell, albeit when it was down 25% from high. You're going to be able to get out in a crash most likely. The only thing to fear is a flat market, I don't think we go full 1970's again but what the fuck do I know

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:17:33 2020 No.18051681 >>18051440 Trump's going to get governors to make the wagies go back to work anyways, doesn't really matter if they die as more can be imported.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:17:37 2020 No.18051683 File: 411 KB, 720x398, 1568259480267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051655 what does your job entail?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:17:44 2020 No.18051686 >>18051660 Better take your profits

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:05 2020 No.18051693 >>18051628 He means 150 SQQQ, not $150. I have 750 myself, so over $18k.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:10 2020 No.18051694 >>18051662 I hope you're trolling. Why the fuck are you still buying puts? Insane IV and we were down like 35% from ATH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:36 2020 No.18051700 >>18051694 I'M STUPID THAT'S WHY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:40 2020 No.18051701 File: 18 KB, 400x281, 1501017_jackson_painting_war_1812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051656 Unless it doesn't >Yay America! We beat the Invaders!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:42 2020 No.18051704 >>18051231 Yes. >Infections and deaths still rising >people still getting unemployed >people still can't/won't work >no relief deal yet >hospitals about to hit max capacity >people live paycheck to paycheck with no jobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:47 2020 No.18051706 File: 80 KB, 1200x675, 1583827719395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So many retards missed out on oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:18:56 2020 No.18051710 I don’t respect women, bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:08 2020 No.18051716 File: 388 KB, 1440x3040, f3eb2d96-46d9-484f-a3c3-c4bab9e91bf7..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You did buy the dip right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:13 2020 No.18051718 >>18051693 And how does that make you feel? I'm finna do the same, but with ~40k, but the thought makes my asshole pucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:40 2020 No.18051723 >>18051611 When you state long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares into you-Warren Buffett

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:41 2020 No.18051724

>>18051647
>Trump made the right move, and the market is about to rally
Why do any quarantines exist now? Waiting 2 days or 2 weeks are both equally pointless. By that logic this damage has no point. If CV does overwhelm hospitals in certain parts of the US starting this weekend than you'll get the economic damage anyway.
Waffling on this is a clear indication of flying absolutely blind and day-to-day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:49 2020 No.18051726 >>18051693 Well shit nigger you have alot of money riding on this, I'm still learning so I won't play with big numbers, yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:50 2020 No.18051727 >>18051706 the train hasnt even arrived at the station for buying oil yet. it wont be here for a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:51 2020 No.18051728 What the fuck is anyone else using wealthsimple in canada? I've been put on a waiting list due to high trading volumes?? What the absolute fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:19:56 2020 No.18051729 File: 109 KB, 821x1024, F027F4CA-7537-42C6-AD1D-C4E918A28473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How is hyperinflation affecting your strategy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:20:13 2020 No.18051734 The final bull trap before the plunge to 15k

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:20:14 2020 No.18051736 >>18051710 VERY based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:20:44 2020 No.18051743 File: 422 KB, 840x859, manga-drawing-anime-crying-manga-girl-cryi-11562902574ffgk4jkj9u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051716 NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:20:47 2020 No.18051744 How far is it going to tank when stimulus bill isn't passed? Kind of hoping stimulus bill ins't passed. US is already in enough debt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:00 2020 No.18051748 >>18051292 It's been over a month of bullfag copes desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:02 2020 No.18051751 >>18051728 lol how much did you spam trades

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:12 2020 No.18051755 >>18051611 Outsiders means normal people who know nothing, studing puts and option is not a common thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:22 2020 No.18051762 If I huff enough paint to become a boomerbull I still don't understand the thinking behind buying any cruiseline stock. What the fuck is going on

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:29 2020 No.18051764 >>18051539 US's population is really unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:39 2020 No.18051766 File: 145 KB, 778x962, 1582150061185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051727 Sure, but this is the bottom, at least for oil. It's a long way to go and the crabtrain is super slow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:44 2020 No.18051768 >>18051729 Not much, just a bit more hedging into metals than usual, about 20% at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:21:57 2020 No.18051769 File: 507 KB, 1070x601, 1584971169342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's up 9%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:14 2020 No.18051775 >>18051729 Central banks buying bonds doesn't produce inflation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:22 2020 No.18051779 File: 2.39 MB, 1299x1225, 1572257706721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW IS THIS HAPPENING IT'S LITERALLY ALL BAD NEWS BUT THE NUMBERS KEEP GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:32 2020 No.18051781 File: 22 KB, 740x416, 106019319-1563200926531rts2lz32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lockheed CEO is stepping down. Why is everyone leaving? Just because of beer virus?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:39 2020 No.18051784

>>18051724
When you're on the verge of a pandemic, and you don't know just how bad it can get, going full quarantine makes sense. Luckily, we can now look at data from Italy and see exactly what we're dealing with. It's a nothingburger. Plus we have effective treatments. The decision made by Trump is very sound and very smart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:39 2020 No.18051785 >>18051751 NONE I havent made one fucking trade today yet! Wanted to get into SQQQ the fuck!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:48 2020 No.18051789 >>18051762 Boomers love cruises. Once the orange man says the virus is gone, they'll be flooding back to the cruises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:57 2020 No.18051790 about to go back to 18300 and less probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:57 2020 No.18051791 >>18051189 Kek, these boomers shilling their overpriced coffee in a time where americans are struggling to meet the bill to pay rent Fucking clownworld

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:22:58 2020 No.18051792 >>18051718 I started with $12k for SQQQ plays, so $6k gains in 30 days. I feel quite fine, and being an ETF you can still exit easy enough if things go really south. Or hold if you think the market will dip again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:22 2020 No.18051800 >>18051781 Look at the list of CEOs that stepped down january-eaely March;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:28 2020 No.18051802 >>18051779 >brrrr That's not a meme answer by the way. That's literally what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:30 2020 No.18051803 >>18051781 No one wants to take responsibility and be in charge of a situation they can't win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:35 2020 No.18051805 >tfw bought a handfull of airlines >airline servicing companies >nike at 61 >tqqq woke up a shit ton of green thinking on cashing out soon? bull trap?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:44 2020 No.18051807 File: 61 KB, 812x1024, 1549580412411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051775

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:23:52 2020 No.18051808 They're literally thanking the FED on cnbc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:04 2020 No.18051813 File: 207 KB, 498x498, 1556445527073.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My puts opened down, but even though SPY keeps going up, my puts aren't losing anymore value. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:06 2020 No.18051814 >>18051781 Rats leaving the sinking ship

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:11 2020 No.18051816 >tell everyone here over the past couple of days that the markets are stabilizing because the swings are getting smaller and smaller >today happens Well... sorry guys. Big dump tomorrow. Circuit breakers in 15 min after opening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:11 2020 No.18051817 >>18051785 Quit whining leaf you can still buy cheap stonks in the next couple months and ride the eventual bull run in the future

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:18 2020 No.18051819 >>18051417 Tommorow is wednesday and a lot of anons think that it will be a good day to sell

>>	Credit Spread Officer Tue Mar 24 12:24:26 2020 No.18051822 I hope you kept selling your SPY weekly put spreads. Time in the market beats timing the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:24:37 2020 No.18051827 >>18051784 >jumped by 20 thousand infections in one day >like 8 states on total lock down >hospitals at the brink It's just the flu bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:13 2020 No.18051836 File: 181 KB, 2494x758, 1554119688317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did the SPY mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:17 2020 No.18051838 >>18051607 I don't know whether or not you're right but I have also been wondering how much initial viral load affects outcomes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:19 2020 No.18051839 >>18051813 >even though SPY keeps going up, my puts aren't losing anymore value. LMAO I noticed that too, fuckin clown market

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:20 2020 No.18051840 File: 976 KB, 1440x1920, 1581113961105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CTST a good term investment?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:23 2020 No.18051841
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SQQQ...what the unholy fuck?! Stop going down you are killing me here! I mean, sure the losses so far aren't even close to my gains I made today alone, but fuck I hate losing, stop going down I can't justify buying even more shares while losing near a hundred dollars now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:28 2020 No.18051842 So was anyone ruined by today's gains?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Tue Mar 24 12:25:30 2020 No.18051843 File: 933 KB, 500x379, 1512201751032.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051807

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:33 2020 No.18051844 Buy MRNA cheapies before it goes back to 30 Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:39 2020 No.18051846 File: 104 KB, 576x760, bull trap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051805 leave now or stay at your own risk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:44 2020 No.18051849 >>18051817 reeeeeeeeee but i want to be a millionaire day trader like everyone else on /biz/!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:25:55 2020 No.18051854 >>18051827 It's actually more of a meme than the flu. Face it, corona-chan let us down. You're in mumu country now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:02 2020 No.18051857 >>18051813 They've actually increased in value in the last few minutes, people are loading up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:04 2020 No.18051861 >>18051706 rec some oil stocks bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:15 2020 No.18051864 File: 5 KB, 309x229, bros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] theres no way its gonna dump on me again right bros :)))

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:38 2020 No.18051868 sorry bobo corona turned out to be a nothingburger and jewish communism man lost the election now back to your regularly scheduled trump bull run

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:41 2020 No.18051870

>>18051784
>Luckily, we can now look at data from Italy and see exactly what we're dealing with
Italy went on full lockdown and even involved the military for weeks.They still experienced 6k deaths (with more expected) and overwhelmed their entire healthcare system. Scaled by population you'd see 24k deaths if you instituted countrywide marshall law.
How are you letting politics color your logic so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:42 2020 No.18051869 >18051841 neck yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:26:46 2020 No.18051873 >>18051857 volatility is rising, if the pump today fails and it crabs back down a bit we could get some real IV recovery

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:26 2020 No.18051882 >>18051861 literally any if you're willing to hold onto them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:34 2020 No.18051886 >>18051827 Retard

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:44 2020 No.18051889

>>18051656
>is that bullish
That depends on who dies.
Really who dies doesn't matter, how many people get the moderate version of this - the one where you're never in the ICU, but you're still out of work for up to a couple weeks - will determine the impact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:44 2020 No.18051890 >AAL spiked hard again. Dammit. I could have made way more than my limit sale let me. What was the cause, /biz/? Was there another speech i missed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:45 2020 No.18051891 >>18051706 Oil is only up because of the fed, there's still a price war between Saudi and Russian oil dumb fucking anime poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:27:50 2020 No.18051894 >>18051813 This. wtf is happening? I need an explanation from a big brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:03 2020 No.18051899 >>18051805 I'd cash out by end of day today

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:06 2020 No.18051900 what oil are you guys getting besides USO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:09 2020 No.18051902 >>18051500 what if i buy calls for tqqq for 2022 ? woulndt i be a millionare ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:11 2020 No.18051903 File: 67 KB, 600x506, wojakrich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else went heavy long yesterday? Leveraged ETFs and SPY calls out the ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:19 2020 No.18051904 >>18051841 are you holding until tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:31 2020 No.18051908 Anons, should I buy USO or Shell to get in on the future recovery of oil? Should I wait longer?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:34 2020 No.18051909
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>>18051231
Vaccine is currently on clinical trials, likely the first vaccine to be released will be around August or September.
Meteorologists predicted that summer will come early this year.
China is recovering and will probably go back to work next week.
Supply chains will be restored starting next week.

Please keep up with the latest news.

>>18051841
You're a retard for betting against the global economy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:28:56 2020 No.18051915 >>18051870 Italy builds houses 0 feet away from the next house. truly a mystery why they all caught it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:07 2020 No.18051922 >>18051836 pana pa pa paaaaaaaaaa im looving it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:16 2020 No.18051926 >>18051784 >Plus we have effective treatments. List the studies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:18 2020 No.18051927 >>18051894 IV my dude, look at VIX

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:22 2020 No.18051930 >>18051870 It's not politics you fucking retard. I don't give a shit if Trump does well or not. It'd be funny if he lost. But the facts are the facts. The median age of death is fucking 80, 99% had up to 3 pre-existing conditions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:30 2020 No.18051932 >>18051908 bad day to buy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:34 2020 No.18051933 >>18051886 Why are you one of those mouth breathers who think it's nothing? Yeah tell me it's nothing when people are dying in the streets because the hospitals are completely full

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:42 2020 No.18051935 >>18051908 Yes, Yes and YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:43 2020 No.18051936 >>18051903 Come back Thursday and let's see how those look.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:48 2020 No.18051939
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>SDOW at 67
Fuck it, I'm liquidating my NET to buy SDOW, I'll either double my money or lose it all

>>18051909
Do you honestly think America will magically escape hospital collapse despite having the 3rd most cases in the world and the fastest case growth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:54 2020 No.18051941 >>18051894 The higher the Implied Volitility the pricier the premium. Why? Because delta neutral strategies like the straddle are profitable, and they benefit from volatility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:58 2020 No.18051943 Is corona the final solution to the boomer problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:29:59 2020 No.18051944 >>18051882 >>18051908 What about USO? Should I just get that? Is it a long hold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:04 2020 No.18051946 ITS.PRICED.IN. not even memeing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:11 2020 No.18051949 i think the bottom was yesterday..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:14 2020 No.18051951 >>18051807 >wojack poster is retarded https://johnhcochrane.blogspot.com/2020/03/fed-bombshell.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:16 2020 No.18051952 is anyone else tempted to fomo on PLAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:51 2020 No.18051960 File: 56 KB, 541x380, 018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051839 >>18051857 >>18051873 >>18051894 Volatility is creeping up. Huge spreads. Fake pump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:30:57 2020 No.18051964 File: 5 KB, 211x239, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mister president pee pee >mister president poo poo im losing my mind listening to this garbage just vote already

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:01 2020 No.18051965

THIS CANT BE GOING. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:01 2020 No.18051966 Damn I shouldn't have probably sold my UPRO at 22.3. Oh well. Cheaper SPXU/Puts for me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:04 2020 No.18051968 What big ass blue chip holding would you put all of your money into, if you could only select one company?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:09 2020 No.18051970 File: 89 KB, 752x1063, 1523725499145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051900 XOM, CVX, HAL, SLB, XLE I wouldn't buy today.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Tue Mar 24 12:31:12 2020 No.18051971 >>18051944 ive got some put spreads open on uso not saying it's gonna moon up to 90 to help out the saudis but its gonna moon up to 90 to help out the saudis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:15 2020 No.18051972 Weak hands ITT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:33 2020 No.18051975 >>18051932 >>18051935 I will wait for a down day but between Shell and USO which would you pick? Also, when yall looking to buy?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:35 2020 No.18051976
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>>18051904
Going to have to regardless, poorfag can't daytrade. So praying it works out.

>>18051909
The economy has ups and downs, betting against the global economy short term is a meme. I am simply betting this bubble hasn't finished popping yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:31:47 2020 No.18051981 >>18051554 what buy ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:01 2020 No.18051984 >>18051964 why bother? just mute it for a few more minutes. its not going to pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:10 2020 No.18051989 >>18051943 Yes, natural selection is taking its course and for some reason we want to prevent that. Fuck boomers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:12 2020 No.18051990 >>18051249 AAAAAA THE FED DID THIS

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:15 2020 No.18051992

I don't understand anything about investing. I just copied puts from wallstreetbets and won 25 thousand dollars. They seem kind of freaked out right now so I haven't done anything this week except bought 2 things($6000) of VTSAX yesterday cause my uncle told me to

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:27 2020 No.18051995 >>18051964 Watch it fail again and the market continues mooning anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:34 2020 No.18051998 File: 78 KB, 416x435, D2A4F283-F46C-4984-B38A-27229076E833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051933 >flatten the curve! >practice social distancing! Based NPC parroting everything he hears

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:34 2020 No.18051999 any news on trumpbux yet :/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:39 2020 No.18052002 File: 16 KB, 488x254, 010214E3-5ED9-411E-8596-4CC1ABDEB61E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What puts are you buying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:32:40 2020 No.18052003 >>18051231 Literally the only reason it is jumping today is because yesterday Trump said he wants everyone back at work soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:10 2020 No.18052007 >>18051844 Y btw I have 20k in SQQQ too >>18051693

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:24 2020 No.18052011 File: 29 KB, 359x300, 1583207789119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052002 HOG and SPY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:27 2020 No.18052012 >>18051968 Pick a giant defense contractor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:32 2020 No.18052014 >>18051999 Was never gonna happen, just more empty promises

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:34 2020 No.18052016 File: 1.23 MB, 400x513, 1584545072336.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051779

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:56 2020 No.18052022 File: 545 KB, 2141x930, popdens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051915 The population density in the US is actually higher than in Italy especially in major cities

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:33:59 2020 No.18052023 >>18051941 Well shit, was hoping to buy more puts during this fake pump.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:04 2020 No.18052025

>>18051939
>Do you honestly think America will magically escape hospital collapse
Rural hospitals are definitely at risk, but I think our city hospitals are very safe and huge enough to accommodate the boomers who will be affected from this virus. It's not like all age groups are going to get magically infected lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:06 2020 No.18052027 Boomers own the Fed and WH. should've bought XOM T MSFT NEE DUK MO LMT GD yesterday when I told you. This is the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:06 2020 No.18052028 >>18051930 HTN, HLD, +1 retard. You know how many people have 3 preexisting conditions? Half people over 60.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:11 2020 No.18052031 >>18051998 >based retard not believing anything that he doesn't like to hear

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:17 2020 No.18052033 >>18052002 Been buying spy puts since 240

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:30 2020 No.18052038 as long as more usd in circulation the usd price of stonks may rise

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:30 2020 No.18052039 File: 105 KB, 1024x692, boohoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051846 kek no thanks im in for the long haul, ill maybe short some low quality cheapies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:37 2020 No.18052040 >>18051981 Unironically MRNA. Stock price has been manipulated down, excellent entry point. 50+% upside in a year's time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:42 2020 No.18052042 >>18051968 Microsoft. They were already looking seriously solid before this crash. Tech will be mostly unaffected by the events surrounding the economy right now and MSFT may actually come out ahead with renewed interest in Azure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:47 2020 No.18052045 >>18052027 >bull market with no open stores, customers, or payroll

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:49 2020 No.18052046 Wagies have to go back to work. hahaha, prepare your hospitals america, they soon will be overrun

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:55 2020 No.18052051 >>18051999 open the stream you dolt. >bill needing 60 votes to pass >50 active republicans to vote >needing 10 dems to cross the aisle to vote on a McConnell bill

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:56 2020 No.18052052 >>18051970 thanks, yeah im waiting for the next crash on friday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:34:59 2020 No.18052053 >>18051930 >The median age of death is fucking 80, 99% had up to 3 pre-existing conditions Do you even know or understand how this disease actually kills people? It isn't from the virus so it will always be "pre-existing conditions".

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:02 2020 No.18052054 >>18052027 bottom is when the death tolls start coming out from when the virus peaks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:07 2020 No.18052057 >>18051968 MSFT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:15 2020 No.18052058 File: 14 KB, 238x255, 1584898072967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Boomers are still trying to delay the big one until they're all dead god I fucking hate boomers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:31 2020 No.18052061 >>18052023 buy SDOW, it's so fucking cheap right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:32 2020 No.18052062 >>18051951 This is straight up wrong. You can't create money without inflation. Don't get caught up in the details.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:40 2020 No.18052065 >>18051971 I don't do options, should I just go long on USO?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:42 2020 No.18052067 File: 1.58 MB, 330x297, hitler-laughing-gif-9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dax is up 12%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:43 2020 No.18052068 >>18051700 >>18051700 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:01 2020 No.18052078 >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 new thread >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 new thread >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 >>18052069 new thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:02 2020 No.18052079 JEROOOMEEEE YOU CAN´T PUMP THAT MUCH A DAY YOU STUPID FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:09 2020 No.18052082 >>18051968 amazon obviously but it didnt go down enough during all this to warrant purchase when you have... VISA

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:13 2020 No.18052085
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>>18051909
>trumpcuck is delusional
No surprise. The clinical trials for vaccines take 1-1.5 years, not a couple months. Heat does not affect the virus seeing as how it's been hitting the equator hard too, so it's not like the seasonal flu. China is not recovering, they're sending their muslims in internment camps to the factories. Broken supply chains take more than a couple weeks to recover from a month long hit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:14 2020 No.18052086

>>18051946
>>18051949
Okay retards:
Major industries are all shut down
Everybody sitting at home not making money
Covid cases are rising exponentially and filling hospitals to capacity
Government can't decide on a stimulus package
But this is a bull run right and we missed the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:19 2020 No.18052087 >>18052040 hey that one is red today, how are you coming to the conclusion of manipulation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:21 2020 No.18052089 >>18051409 BASED BULL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:29 2020 No.18052092 >>18052040 >MRNA you said 500 to 15k . what trade is that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:37 2020 No.18052099 >>18052031 >using green text incorrectly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:38 2020 No.18052100 Puts are r*ddit. Buy SDOW and cruise control to retirement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:40 2020 No.18052101 Someone explain DAX to me WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:24 2020 No.18052118 >>18052067 most obvious dead cat bounce in history

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:25 2020 No.18052119 >>18052062 They're not creating money, they're creating liquidity. There's a difference between the two. The total value in circulation has not changed, merely the shape it takes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:39 2020 No.18052123 >>18052028 >>18052053 That's fine, bet however you want. But if you think this is going to keep going down or that corona will be anything other than a flash in the pan, you are a brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:54 2020 No.18052131 >>18051936 Apocalyptic numbers are very well >price in desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:55 2020 No.18052134 >no one under 30 has died from the disease what????????????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:28 2020 No.18052150 >>18051975 Shell. Gonna wait till oil tanks again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:38 2020 No.18052154 >>18052086 QE of a trillion dollars a day, this isn't a bull market its the dollar beginning to crash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:58 2020 No.18052163 File: 56 KB, 594x851, Screenshot_20200324-093756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18051264 Screenshot? Here's mine. 1 buy put on three different stocks. They dont expire until mid April tho.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:07 2020 No.18052168

>>18051968
Amazon, they have AWS which is almost as prolific as Google, if not equally. They're also coming out with new hardware that has the best $/Perf ratio of any server chip. They've got their own streaming service, music service, and a retail front, plus audible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:12 2020 No.18052172 >>18051383 shorting the dow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:33 2020 No.18052179 >>18052062 Inflation depends on velocity of circulation too not only quantity, this money is just to avoid bankruptcy it won't create more borrowing or spending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:57 2020 No.18052194 >>18051976 >I am simply betting this bubble hasn't finished popping yet. >DOW went 28k to 18k Bubble has already popped you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:02 2020 No.18052197 >>18052119 There is now more money in the economy than there was before. Therefore there is inflation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:03 2020 No.18052198 >>18051992 smart man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:23 2020 No.18052207 >>18052033 how far out date-wise? the premiums on SPY are ridiculous

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:08 2020 No.18052223

>>18052087
They're the only ones with a vaccine for the coronavirus in human trials. They're ramping up production to start getting it out by fall. The stock tanked on open because no one knows about it, even though the president and Fauci keep mentioning the vaccine just not the company name, and someone dumping 500k shares at a buck under market price. It halted and then went sideways immediately after that. Without that it would've been even on the day, if not green.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:36 2020 No.18052263 >>18051453 newFag here. I get that Jerome is all about printing out paper money... but who is Jerome?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:50 2020 No.18052268 File: 565 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200324-124231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Honk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:13 2020 No.18052273 >>18052263 Trump's wizard of money

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:15 2020 No.18052299 >>18052263 He's the pink wojak with the money printer thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:48 2020 No.18052310 >>18051469 why what happened?? Do you lose stock on a reverse split?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:14 2020 No.18052321 >>18051545 Whats their dividend like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:35 2020 No.18052348 >>18052310 Yes. Though wasn't the reverse split only 10 to 1? That'd still be the value going over 4x.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:39 2020 No.18052352 File: 1.30 MB, 1164x1490, Bobo_above_the_Sea_of_Bulls_blood_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is anyone else going all in on puts and 3x inverse today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:54 2020 No.18052381 File: 8 KB, 438x123, 1579392810313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052321

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:38 2020 No.18052437 >>18052207 The 27th and 30th. Yes the premiums are high, but they're going to absolutely print when SPY dumps back to 220 on Thursday, and I don't expect this to go up much further.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:46 2020 No.18052471 >>18051500 >>18051902 this. Any smartfags wanna answer?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:42 2020 No.18052573
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>>18051762
>>18051789

If im not mistaken, was it during the briefings and some articles postulating that Carnival and Royal Carribean e.g. are going to also act as improvised 'Hospital Ships' and receive some relief. They might be worth shorting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:46 2020 No.18052577 >>18052352 I want to, but I don't know if I can handle the risk exposure. Last Fri was such a good point to get in even with the sketchy moves at open. I just don't know that this week is going to adhere to the familiar patterns of the month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:40 2020 No.18052724 >>18051504 I care anon. I'm ultra poor, but i'll buy in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:17 2020 No.18052754 >>18052197 retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:05 2020 No.18052994 >>18051642 i'm thinking about buying 25. but how long do we hold on to these???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:52 2020 No.18053125 >>18052352 Had I not already bought puts that are at a loss I'd be inclined to buy puts today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:27:42 2020 No.18053404 >>18051902 theta would consume all your value way before you get to cash out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:30:13 2020 No.18053464 >long SPXS yesterday >S&P goes up 7% today CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:40:34 2020 No.18053700 >>18052100 ur going to hold SDOW? if the sm crabs won't that be worthless? when will you sell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:40:35 2020 No.18053702 >>18051240 5/1

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:43:40 2020 No.18053792 >>18052348 ty. people here are a lot nicer than on /b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:46:58 2020 No.18053880 does it make sense to buy SPY and SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:48:38 2020 No.18053914 >>18051420 I had a couple shares in GUSH but they all dissapeared and cost me a reorganization fee of 40$? Why did I have to pay that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:56:20 2020 No.18054108 >>18053914 Reverse split you absolute mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:57:03 2020 No.18054124 >>18053880 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:58:20 2020 No.18054151 >>18053914 Since you are new and (probably) have no monies you can email their services or call them and they can reverse the fee. Happened to me after being coddled by Robinhood for so long

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