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18048505 No.18048505 [Reply] [Original]

>50% of the US is unemployed
>everyone is stuck at home
>no one is consooming
>stonks go up

?????

>> No.18048532

>>18048505
Government intervention has saved the day. Managed markets are always most successful.

>> No.18048564

>>18048532
This. Buy now while it's cheap. Once people get out with their Trumpbucks I'm hand, they're going to spend like crazy and kick off summer. Most won't save it, which works for us since it will get things going.

>> No.18048565

>>18048532
so the boomers on wall st and the boomers running the business are getting government gibs but not us?

>> No.18048585

It's your hint to sell before we go under 18500 again tomorrow

>> No.18048676

>>18048565
Don't you see, that's how it always works. But don't worry, and crumbs left over to straight to the spics.

>> No.18048709
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>>18048505
>Stonks
>Not FED-fueled Casino

>> No.18048763

I was thinking, almost every state has a week or two a year where natural disasters happen and businesses make no money. In the north east it's blizzards, in the south it's hurricanes, in the west it's forest fires. I think most businesses will be able to bounce back from this just fine.

>> No.18049015

>>18048585
this

>> No.18049062

>>18048505
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18049087

>>18048505
You and ur puts are getting fukt and you are so mad rn. I love it

>> No.18049150

>>18048505
The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The world loses 500,000
We currently have 600 US deaths from corona
And 17,000 globally

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
New cases and deaths in Italy are already declining

If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

>> No.18049264

>>18048505
JEROM??????????
PUMPPPPPPPPPP ITTTt

>> No.18049482
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>>18049150
I love you Corona-Chan!