/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18044156]

everyone want dying trader GF

CNBC:
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/freckles/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/#_

this morning required reading:
https://bit ly 3bmqvc8
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

>>18038241

[Anonymous No.18044175]

So are we finally on the way back up, or are we setting ourselves up for another crash?

[Anonymous No.18044183]

Who high dividend here?

[Anonymous No.18044185]

This fucking sucks bros, I hate seeing good news in the market

[Anonymous No.18044186]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtyE4xgxWV8

[Anonymous No.18044189]

>>18044175
If we get actual jobless numbers on thursday and not faggy generalizations like Trump wants then crash then.

[Anonymous No.18044192]

>>18044175
Expect anemic reactions from the markets overall. Probably going green in the morning as the futures are trading up.
S&P futures are up 4.5% on reports of good market results from ASEAN country markets.
HSI up 4.3% on reports of the QE infinity nuclear option being used.
NIkkei also up 7.4% based on the economic news in anticipation of liquidity from american markets.
Dow futures are up 800 pts on the same reports.
BTCUSD is currently 6597
JPYUSD: 110
EuroUSD: 1.08
And AUD: .59
Stocks are expected to at least start out trading positive tomorrow but uncertainty in the markets indicate QE may have a limited impact. unemployment claims are due out on thursday as is a possible vote on the Bill.

[Anonymous No.18044195]

I picked up "The Intelligent Investor" per /biz/ recommendation. Wish me luck boyes

[Anonymous No.18044204]

>>18044175
we are likely to see a relief pump and then another dump of some sort

but levels and timing are completely unknown, don't trust anyone who tries to tell you anything certain

[Anonymous No.18044209]

B)

[Anonymous No.18044238]

>>18044156
What stocks should I be dca'ing right now? Also what stocks that provide good divdends in general? I remember an anon with a large list of stocks that were good for dividends iirc. Anyone got the pic?

[Anonymous No.18044239]

I trade on Robinhood because my data is worthless and I never lose.

Get fucked losers. Enjoy your portfolio fees.

[Anonymous No.18044243]

>buy a stock
>it turns a profit
>sell it for a profit
>check back next week
>it went up even more
>buy it again because you think you sold to early
>it tanks
>sell at a net loss

Is there a name for this phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.18044245]

How the fuck do we recover from this lads?

[Anonymous No.18044252]

>This is finally, definitively, conclusively the infinite-money backed bottom. No more down from here, ever. Fed escalation will surely work THIS time!

[Anonymous No.18044253]

>>18044238
>What stocks should I be dca'ing right now?
None.
>Also what stocks that provide good divdends in general?
None.
>remember an anon with a large list of stocks that were good for dividends iirc.
Irrelevent, none will keep paying them.

[Anonymous No.18044255]

>>18044243
reddit

[Anonymous No.18044261]

>>18044243
retardation

[Anonymous No.18044266]

>>18044245
Simply, by dipping below 2008 levels and then not letting jews and money ever go hand in hand again.

[Anonymous No.18044268]

>>18044245
line wiggles and then eventually keeps going up

[Anonymous No.18044270]

>>18044243
the newt

[Anonymous No.18044272]

>>18044243
/biz/ness

Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.18044277]

>>18044245
Catholic fascism

[Anonymous No.18044280]

>>18044270
good old fomo buy in hodl right over the top and down the back side

[Anonymous No.18044284]

>>18044270
Proof that IQ has nothing to do with making money

[Anonymous No.18044299]

>>18044284
IQ =/= wisdom.

[Anonymous No.18044323]

>>18044175
Trump is going to kill all the boomers

[Anonymous No.18044325]

>>18044243
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Anonymous No.18044326]

>>18044266
Realistic scenarios only please

[Anonymous No.18044334]

I really wonder what kind of shit trump would pull if he gets a second term. Lame duck Trump would be the craziest presidency ever

[Anonymous No.18044346]

>>18044326
Okay, we crash below levels of 2008 and immediately pay bonuses to jews who caused it.

[Anonymous No.18044348]

>>18044334
He would just pardon all of his cronies like Flynn and Manafort and then make a couple last gasp partisan executive orders that will easily be reversed by Biden

[Anonymous No.18044350]

>"The Labor Department email also asks states to only “provide information using generalities to describe claims levels (very high, large increase)” until the department releases the total number of nationwide jobless claims for this week on Thursday of next week."

Big loss Thursday? Is Fed is pumping this week to cushion the loss they expect?

[Anonymous No.18044352]

>>18044189
Already half baked in, if they’re not as bad as Goldman predicted...

[Anonymous No.18044355]

What’s a relatively safe stock to buy now to hold for the eventual recovery

[Anonymous No.18044358]

>>18044195
This book will make you rich if you can travel back to the 1940s

[Anonymous No.18044360]

>>18044348
>Biden having anything resembling control of his faculties in 2024

[Anonymous No.18044367]

>>18044355
stop buying individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.18044370]

>>18044350
Of course, it's basically their agenda. They talk about propping up the economy, but it's really just about propping up the stock market. Why else would Trump show up every day to make these promises 30 minutes before market close for two weeks

[Anonymous No.18044373]

>>18044358
So what do you suggest? Is there even a book, or do you have to wade through the biz bullshit and shady blogs?

[Anonymous No.18044375]

>>18044243
you simply got bogged

[Anonymous No.18044380]

>>18044373
Watch the tutorial vids on how to value a company made by Martin shkreli on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.18044381]

>>18044355
AMD. XOM. I never saw AMD NOT recover.

[Anonymous No.18044394]

>>18044183
What stocks do you have anon?

[Anonymous No.18044398]

>>18044367
But I wanna triple or quadrupole my investment

Buying an ETF is too slow and takes years

[Anonymous No.18044403]

>>18044209
Talk about gambling. Is that your accounts total value!?

[Anonymous No.18044415]

>>18044253
You saying markets are going to crash more? Im only dcaibg a little bit per week.

[Anonymous No.18044425]

>>18044398
Go all-in on a penny stock

[Anonymous No.18044431]

>>18044239
every brokerage house is free now didn't you hear?

[Anonymous No.18044445]

finna bouta get fucked by green dildos soon

[Anonymous No.18044529]

>DAX
Fucking hell this wasn't supposed to happen bobros.

[Anonymous No.18044538]

>>18044445
>>18044529
I know frens. We must hold out for unemployment numbers on Thursday destroying everything.

[Anonymous No.18044540]

>>18044415
>You saying markets are going to crash more?
Nigger it's barely been a week, we're not even halfway down.

[Anonymous No.18044543]

The nikkle boomed lads

[Anonymous No.18044556]

>>18044540
SEETHING happening faggot

[Anonymous No.18044560]

>>18044556
See you on the bottom delusional bullcuck.

[Anonymous No.18044563]

>>18044445
i got fucked hard yesterday friend, and this is my "working from home" thing and if i have another day like the last few i'll be forced to reup from my checking account using grocery money.
but it'll work out :)

[Anonymous No.18044577]

>>18044529
Every bounce is only more distance to fall

[Anonymous No.18044582]

>>18044445

Yet another bulltrap in a monthlong series of bulltraps

[Anonymous No.18044592]

>>18044563
How the fuck do you lose money in this market. What the fuck are you doing nigger? This isn't gambling, go to some private blackjack house if you need your fix.

Literally just short DOW and SPY nigger, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.18044596]

>that jackass in the last thread linking Super Eyepatch Wolf
He's my countryman, but he's a massive faggot. Either overly emotional, or smart enough to be emotionally manipulative. Either way, it's not a good look.

[Anonymous No.18044601]

I fell for the Bear meme and am stuck in a put that expires on Friday. Am I fucked bros

[Anonymous No.18044602]

>>18044592
can't afford a good put :(

[Anonymous No.18044622]

>>18044601
Yes, this glorious bull run we've been experiencing the last few weeks will never end. Bobros BTFO forever.

[Anonymous No.18044631]

>>18044622
What bull run

[Anonymous No.18044635]

>>18044602
Buy index ETFs instead of puts retard. Did you all just waddle in from fucking wsb?

[Anonymous No.18044640]

>america still hasnt peaked yet
>reopening the economy
>bailouts and bankruptcies everywhere
yes, we have hit the bottom! why are bulls so delusional?

[Anonymous No.18044648]

>>18044601
Depends if the strike price is realistic or not. Thursday will be a total fucking dump once unemployed numbers worse than 2008 roll in. If you didn't go overboard you'll be green.

[Anonymous No.18044653]

>>18044209
contracts on what/? call or put

[Anonymous No.18044658]

How long will they let us get away with buying SQQQ at 25 then selling at 30?
Surely some algo or hedge fund is going to fuck us for being predictable?

[Anonymous No.18044660]

>>18044243
yes, its called being a /biz/ anon

[Anonymous No.18044666]

>>18044648
IT WAS A 100 PUT AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18044673]

>>18044631
> what bull run??!?
Right behind you!
Made you look.

[Anonymous No.18044674]

>>18044648
Thanks anon, was thinking of doubling down on puts if the market pumps further tuesday or wednesday

[Anonymous No.18044678]

>>18044592
>Literally just short DOW and SPY nigger, it's that easy.
Shorts about to get culled today with IV crush and bigly green day.

[Anonymous No.18044685]

>>18044674
Keep in mind the fed is going to use THAT so once the numbers hit, they'll probably start dumping trillions every 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18044688]

why green line go up

[Anonymous No.18044691]

>>18044678
I know that's how the futures look but what us there to justify the green?
The helicopter money didn't even go through (right? Kinda lost track)

[Anonymous No.18044693]

>>18044688
Fed printing unlimited money
Orange man says back to work

[Anonymous No.18044692]

>>18044678
>Shorts about to get culled today
You have to be deluded to think after last couple days DOW and SPY will end up in green. This has been a total massacre so far with 0 positive news.

[Anonymous No.18044702]

>>18044693
Why euro lines go up?

[Anonymous No.18044703]

>>18044685
If you mean the great forbidden jutsu even Jerome wouldn't be so desperate or reckless

[Anonymous No.18044704]

>>18044691
I'm almost certain it's the fed buying futures to trick retards into thinking it's over.

We're literally playing against fed's willingness to ruin the USD and turn US into Zimbabwe.
The game question is - will they?

[Anonymous No.18044705]

AAAHH WHY DIDN'T I SELL MY TVIX

[Anonymous No.18044706]

So we have a pump day,
That mean crude oil will go up aswell?
Might just buy some certificates

[Anonymous No.18044709]

>>18044691
Because trump wants to reopen the economy already.

Why cant the fed let the markets crash without printing money?

[Anonymous No.18044726]

What if Rand becomes a carrier and infects all of Congress?

[Anonymous No.18044731]

>>18044709
>Because trump wants to reopen the economy already.
Absolutely bullish, once the virus kills all the worthless eaters and wagies we'll be able to implement full automation and reach efficiency levels never seen before!
Golden bullrun confirmed!

[Anonymous No.18044732]

>>18044693
we're all gona be rich

[Anonymous No.18044737]

>>18044175
Haa-chama says green.

[Anonymous No.18044741]

>>18044691
Nothing really. The fed i think it just straight up buying up stuff.
>>18044692
>think after last couple days DOW and SPY will end up in green
Yeah but futures are up almost 5%. All of foreign markets held that green too all day.

[Anonymous No.18044749]

>>18044706
Yeah it's up already in overnight trading. Currently low $24s.

[Anonymous No.18044753]

>tqqq up 12% premarket

Should have hedged with calls...

[Anonymous No.18044756]

>>18044709
fucking retarded niger fucking /biz is so fucking full of morons holy fuck I wish you fucks would get corona so bad.
THE DEPRESSION OF THE 30S WAS CAUSED FROM MONEY BEIN TAKEN OUT OF CIRCULATUION BY THE FED DUE TO OVER SPECULATION
2020 MASS EXODUS OF LIQUIDIDTY(THAT MEANS MONEY NUFAGS) BY BOOMERS TO BUY TP AND STUFF UNDER THEIR MATTRESSES WOULD HAVE HAD THE SAME EFFECT AS A DEPRESSION. A SUDDEN EXODUS OF LIQUIDITY SO FED PUT MONEY IN TO SAVE ALL OF YOUR WORTHLESS LARPING LIVES. STUPID FUCKING RETARDED CHILDREN YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU ARE LUCKY SPOILED FUCKING BITCHES THAT HAVE THE LUXURY OF COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW LITTLE ABOUT AND IF SOCIETY WASNT SO ABUBDANT BECAUSE OF MUHHH FEDDDD FIAT REEEEEEE YOU WOULD CERTAINLY DIE OF EXPOSURE OR SUCCUMB TO NATURAL SELECTION YOU LITTLE FUCKING BETA UNHAPPY VIRGINS COME AT ME

[Anonymous No.18044761]

>>18044691
>what us there to justify
Are you new to trading?

[Anonymous No.18044766]

>>18044756

[Anonymous No.18044771]

What’s the best move right now lads? Long puts for the next couple weeks?

[Anonymous No.18044781]

>>18044702
Because the world outside the US isn't real

[Anonymous No.18044784]

>>18044731
>NEETs and octogenarian plutocrats only ones left standing
>police sent out to force NEETs to learn2code
>those that can't are forcibly turned into inbreeding "females"
>they're used as a reward or incentive for NEET programmers
It's just like in my Japanese anime

[Anonymous No.18044790]

>>18044704
im certain you are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.18044798]

>>18044741
>Yeah but futures are up almost 5%
Green futures, red day. I'm not a pussy so I'm holding everything but NASDAQ, but you do you.

[Anonymous No.18044806]

>>18044781
There is nothing more fake than America though. Your entire country is smoke and mirrors.

[Anonymous No.18044807]

>>18044798
>but you do you.
Dont need to be rude. Im holding my puts too.

[Anonymous No.18044812]

>>18044756
Lol
It's too hard to refute you via my phone but compare the money supply today to the 30s then check your "boomers buying TP would destroy cash" premise again

[Anonymous No.18044818]

>>18044756
So? Millenials are already in a permanent depression. Our wealth isn't growing, our opportunities are shrinking. Maybe if the field wasn't so unequal, we could get better conditions for ourselves

[Anonymous No.18044821]

>>18044702
90% of trade volume is done by algorithms. There arent individual markets anymore.

[Anonymous No.18044831]

>>18044761
If you can't justify or back up your prediction you're a degenerate gambler guessing on where the ball will land next, you retard

[Anonymous No.18044832]

Just like blockchain based decentralized currency will be mandatory in future, there will be requirement of decentralized internet
in future which would be secure , maintain privacy & restriction free, one of the firm working on this technology is Tachyon protocol
which is powered by Vsystem & X-vpn, one should definitely check it, I loved it.

[Anonymous No.18044834]

>>18044790
>boomers bought TP so money got taken out of circulation
Wow you're such a big brain economist, I wish I was as big brain and smart as you, if I was as smart as you I'd realize that Walmart doesn't need to pay any pages or pay for restocking or pay any taxes whatsoever. Damn, why didn't I think of that?

[Anonymous No.18044856]

>>18044832
Google seignorage
Governments will NEVER allow crypto to replace existing currency

[Anonymous No.18044865]

Was monday true bottom ? Or is tuesday just gonna be another false hope rally ?

[Anonymous No.18044869]

>>18044529
>>18044538
>>18044577
fuck dax is destroying all the gains i made through the last weeks, this wasnt the end of it was it?

[Anonymous No.18044872]

>>18044818
speak for yourself. my wealth is growing.
>>18044812
I love how you faggots pretend like you don't understand the meta point. absolute state of boomers. so who sold off en masse the last month in the market? or did the numbers go down because magic?

[Anonymous No.18044882]

>>18044869
Doubt it. Most countries are going to be on lockdown until at least june. This definitely isn't natural.

[Anonymous No.18044885]

>>18044872
>speak for yourself. my wealth is growing.

And how does that help the entire generation of people who are disenfranchised by this system you say that we gratefully enslave ourselves to?

[Anonymous No.18044892]

>>18044882
EU and IMF also introduced the infinite BRRRRRRRRRR program, a lot earlier than the fed in fact.

[Anonymous No.18044899]

Today is honestly the first day i don't know what to buy. Really don't trust it to short

[Anonymous No.18044903]

>>18044869
also +4k cases again for today, its not rising exponential but still increasing nonetheless

https://www.rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Fallzahlen.html

[Anonymous No.18044905]

>>18044834
sigh, god I fucking hope your kids sell your house and put you in a cheap nursing home where you get raped by illegal immigrants.
yes dipshit the markets sold off BECAUSE Q2 earning will be negative, and who sold all their stocks? who was the most invested age group? go eat some jello Warren.

[Anonymous No.18044906]

>>18044899
Don't buy shit and watch the market, avoid FOMO, wait before buying then wait some more.

I wish someone told me to fucking wait more before I bought, now I wouldn't be stuck with bloated bags.

[Anonymous No.18044914]

>>18044885
I crawled out of the gutter on my own, didn't blame society or anyone else but my own bad decisions. if we didn't spend our 20s fucking and partying and blaming le feds, we would do good to just work hard. stop making excuses anon.

[Anonymous No.18044917]

>>18044914
So, bootstraps. You're just a wannabe boomer

[Anonymous No.18044919]

>>18044872
Institutions sold, institutions that have been over bought
We need FEMA (not literally,I'm making a point) for this crisis not the Fed, buying up IOUs and assorted fungible assets is some trickle down bullshit

[Anonymous No.18044921]

>>18044905
>and who sold all their stocks?
The senators and the jews.
>who was the most invested age group?
Invested in now worthless longs, lol.

[Anonymous No.18044924]

>>18044892
Really? Didn't know that.

[Anonymous No.18044926]

>>18044243
The /biz/ pattern

[Anonymous No.18044929]

>>18044917
not sure what that means, do you have anything actually intelligent to say to me brain?

[Anonymous No.18044931]

>Futures dropping a bit
Bears get in here. Dogpile the dow while hes down.

[Anonymous No.18044935]

>>18044924
Read up about it, it's week or so old news. Those fuckers will do anything to avoid red days.

[Anonymous No.18044942]

Buying in to some experimental things, they're trading well after hours. Hurry up and open stock market.

[Anonymous No.18044948]

>>18044899
You could place tiny bets then offset bad bets if there's a real trend
Or you could wait

Tempted to buy SQQQ in premarket, feels like green futures red day

[Anonymous No.18044949]

>>18044921
go back to /pol

[Anonymous No.18044952]

>>18044935
Fuggin hell. This is going to bite them in the ass soon isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18044953]

>all my shorts dropped in value because fucking retards with baby grips can't hold them for shit
JUST HOLD YOU FUCKTARDS IT'S NOT GOING UP

[Anonymous No.18044962]

>>18044949
Nothing wrong with being NatSoc, anon.

[Anonymous No.18044964]

NIGGERS THERE ARE NO INDIVIDUAL MARKETS ANYMORE
They all rise and fall at the same time,same patterns.

[Anonymous No.18044965]

>>18044949
Nah, fuck off leftypol trash. You're fucking retarded and have no idea how economy works. Buying things doesn't cause deflation. It's called cash flow you fucktard.

[Anonymous No.18044978]

>>18044952
No because eurozone is a literal fucking meme and everyone would benefit from it just exploding. Worst(?) thing that'll happen is Germoney will have to pay denbt.

[Anonymous No.18044981]

>>18044929
You're saying you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. And that everyone could have done the same, when people do not have access to the same opportunities. It's a boomer trope and blatant lie that everyone could pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

[Anonymous No.18044982]

>>18044929
Are you an ESL? How do you not know the boomer meme phrase "pull your self up by your bootstraps"?
Also you write like a schitzo and it undermines your credibility

[Anonymous No.18044988]

value investor gang, we got this bros

[Anonymous No.18044996]

PREP THE BULL, BOBO

[Anonymous No.18044998]

>>18044403
>>18044653

Calls

I've already paid off 100k+ of student debt + my car.

Turned 3k into 186k total atm not counting any potential gains or loss from this gamble

[Anonymous No.18045002]

>Be richfag
>Pump in premarket hours where you can easily manipulate the numbers
>Dump the picosecond it opens
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18045009]

>>18044981
Bootstraps meme is only half-lie. If you have no drive to self-improve, you're driving yourself for guaranteed failure.

[Anonymous No.18045025]

Why the fuck are futures green again? There's basically no new news, infected numbers still going up.

[Anonymous No.18045029]

>>18045002
I mean there's a tiny little disclaimer about liquidity and volume

[Anonymous No.18045039]

>>18044914
Im 26. I agree with this guy.
Had the same feeling when I was 100k+ in debt a few days ago but I pay attention to what's going on in the world and turned 3k into 186k despite pulling out of many of my puts at the worst possible times.

[Anonymous No.18045040]

>>18044445
this might end up being a red day afterall, we'll see if TA is worth a damn today bobros. The market didn't believe when the FED said they will pump unlimited ammount of $ into it. We'll have to wait and see I guess.

[Anonymous No.18045041]

>>18045025
>Why the fuck are futures green again
Smart bobo notices patterns, dumb mumu buys the gold run.

Bobo eats steak, mumu eats shit.

[Anonymous No.18045042]

>>18045025
Fed pumps before Thursday's massive dump, if you're only in it for collapse like I am just tune out until then.

[Anonymous No.18045059]

>>18045009
The issue is that the reward for doing so is ever diminishing and the effort required is increasing.
The work/reward ratio has dropped for every generation since the boomer peak.
This results in widespread demoralisation, why work hard when you'll never do better than your parents?

[Anonymous No.18045065]

>>18045009
Nah bro, just open and max out a student loan and donate it all to Bernie and Yang. We'll get UBI before Canada if we all believe hard enough.

[Anonymous No.18045068]

>>18045039
Where did you pick up the basics?

[Anonymous No.18045074]

>>18045059
>why work hard when you'll never do better than your parents?
Well considering the boomers just lost their 401ks and you can short the entire boomer age category I'd say you have pretty decent chances at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18045080]

VIX bun confirmed :o

[Anonymous No.18045094]

>>18045059
In grandpa's generation you just had to work
In dad's generation, both parents had to work
in hell generation, bot partners have to work hard, put off starting a family AND get have to not fuck up their investments because they're not going to have any support in old age

[Anonymous No.18045096]

>>18044658
I believe they have bigger problems.

[Anonymous No.18045105]

>>18045094
Why were women allowed to work? This caused the salaries to half

[Anonymous No.18045108]

>>18045059
I don't disagree with your assertion, shit sucks right now (wages, hours, lifespan, standard of living, art), I offer as a way of hope that (regardless of governments) paradigm shifts like the computer age come along (grew up in the 80s so I got to see the pre and current computer age)
When that happens all boats float

[Anonymous No.18045113]

>>18045105
Gotta grow the economy, I mean, gender equality.

[Anonymous No.18045114]

>>18044709
because the FED chairman is a guy who is tight with Wall Street. The organization who were supposed to police the markets became the markets, the mob is running the police force so to speak. It's actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.18045123]

i can't buy GUSH on the giro, wanted to buy it yesterday.. somebody please kill me

[Anonymous No.18045131]

Drumphie and the Dems won't agree on a deal, even if they do this dumps on Thursday unemployment numbers.

Be VERY careful buying this deep when we'll likely end this week in the red lower.

[Anonymous No.18045137]

>>18045123
WHY THE FUCK IS GUSH 13.08 WHEN IT CLOSED AT 35 CENTS

[Anonymous No.18045139]

>>18045114
This. The number of former Goldman Sachs employees at the Fed is gross

[Anonymous No.18045141]

>>18045137
Reverse split, relax

[Anonymous No.18045144]

>>18044756
you are an angry retard, I'm not even going to muster the ounce of energy it would require to correct you. remain ignorant.

[Anonymous No.18045146]

Will VIX go up or down today?

[Anonymous No.18045147]

>>18045059
You got outsourced brah. Both offshore and in the country itself. Both rich and poor get richer. The problem that the poor getting richer are not americans.

[Anonymous No.18045149]

>>18045039
Thats not 'hard work' as per the boomer meme though. thats opportunism and risk taking.
This isnt possible in normal market conditions and no amount of 'hard work' changes that.

[Anonymous No.18045152]

>>18045141
Newfag here, I opened my portfolio and saw up 3000%, almost shit my pants

[Anonymous No.18045158]

>>18045146
No one knows, yesterday tons got burned trying to play the VIX

[Anonymous No.18045159]

>>18044771
unemployment numbers will shit on spy, so that's a good bet, I agree with the anon who said that FED is pumping futures. It would be reasonable to do to soften the drop, I believe they have been strategically injecting capital into the markets to limit the rate at which it falls, if they'd allowed it to fall people would be running at the banks to get their money out.

[Anonymous No.18045166]

>>18045059
This is peak wh*toid and African-American mentality. Unironically just work harder. My grandma had an elementary school education and the commies ruined what she and my grandfather built when they invaded the south. America's so full of opportunities. All her grandchildren were the first in their families to graduate from university and you can make good money here if you're competent at ONE THING. Go watch the video of the spring breakers in Florida or read the news story about the idiot overdosing on some meds because Trump was hyping it up as a miracle cure. These are who you're competing against.

[Anonymous No.18045170]

>>18045074
Of course, anyone with sense is raking it in, I'm not working hard though

[Anonymous No.18045176]

Why is the FTSE up? There are policemen patrolling the street enforcing quarantine and everyone just recieved and emergency government text message saying do not leave your home

[Anonymous No.18045180]

>>18044903
china set the benchmark for government numbers reliability, they will happily lie if it means a decrease in the panic.

[Anonymous No.18045185]

>>18045139
You do understand they own like 7% of the fed, right?

[Anonymous No.18045188]

>>18045176
Other nations once again look to the US for sentiment and the unlimited money spigot is pushing the sentiment back towards greed

[Anonymous No.18045194]

>>18045176
Algo trading
Bots shuffling money between markets

[Anonymous No.18045206]

>>18045166
Sorry Boxer you're not going to end up in Sugar Candy Mountain by worker harder, you're just going to end up at the knackers

[Anonymous No.18045213]

>>18044798
>>18044807
give me strength bobros, my AMD put is bleeding me out

[Anonymous No.18045220]

>>18045185
You do understand you're making our point for us?

[Anonymous No.18045225]

>>18045002
they are fucking selling put contracts as well raking in that premium. who the fuck do you think pushed robin hood into the mainstream and shilled it on wsb? people working for banks, who are plebbit basedfags in their past time.

[Anonymous No.18045226]

You can see yesterdays Fed announcement pump on every index

[Anonymous No.18045232]

>>18045166
The stupidity of normies created these market conditions. The Solution isnt to work harder, just smarter, you need to outcompete not outwork

[Anonymous No.18045241]

The dax will end red today

[Anonymous No.18045243]

>>18045213
Thursday is the hope for bears right now. If unemployment is as bad as expected it should tank it hard through Thursday and Friday. Thats when we dance. If it doesnt, exit all shorts and wait for relief rally to end.

[Anonymous No.18045251]

>>18045243
If everyone is already expecting bad numbers, will it really tank the prices?

[Anonymous No.18045257]

>>18045243
do we have time on the unemployment figures announcement ?

[Anonymous No.18045264]

>>18045220
Okay Spartacus, who should own the fed?

[Anonymous No.18045271]

>>18044425
You mean stock like SNSS ?

[Anonymous No.18045272]

>Nuh uh the unemployment numbers are priced in
>We are going up today because of what the FED said before open yesterday

It's all so tiring

[Anonymous No.18045278]

>>18045257
Not exact pre market though.
>>18045251
yeah might not. Unless its worse than the 2 million goldman sachs was claiming.

[Anonymous No.18045280]

>>18045264
Jeff Bezsos

[Anonymous No.18045282]

>>18044189
I don't think the masters of the universe are caring about the working class plebeians. They just see the quarantine ending soon and life returning to normal (plus of course a few thousand coroner virus deaths, which is nothing in the great scheme of things). Once everybody ignores the virus, the media will reluctantly follow, as people are getting bored when they see no looting, no zombie apocalypse, nobody important dying, instead the celebrities that were tested getting well etc. That's what you get with a pandemic with 99% survival chance, most people will find the restrictions put on their lives way worse.

[Anonymous No.18045286]

>>18045272
the tension is the only thing holding my body together anon

[Anonymous No.18045287]

There is a slim chance we can find a way past the great filter..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter

We are within 50 years of it guys.

nothing else matters.. nothing. Not politics, race, religion, wealth, esteem, nothing.. all meaningless

[Anonymous No.18045292]

>>18045264
me

[Anonymous No.18045294]

>>18045243
This is peak delusion. While as a bear I can't wait for Thursday, bears don't need hope at all. You guys act like this is the first fake pump we've seen in this bear market when futures have been up over 1k only to have a red day. Wait for further bumbling of 3rd stimulus package over the course of the day to lead to flat at best closing. Bears don't need hope, bulls need it desperately. The fed wrote a fucking blank check and we went red, and you think the market just recovered just because? Flat to red close today, red Wednesday, red Thursday, red Friday.

[Anonymous No.18045298]

>>18045271
>imagine believing a felon

[Anonymous No.18045300]

>>18045280
> Loses half to holes making them the world's richest holes

[Anonymous No.18045308]

>>18045287
Its a hell of a tougher problem than coronavirus, than the market, than anything else. leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.18045312]

>>18045294
This is the bear talk i needed thanks anon. You are right. The QE didnt pump markets and the stimulus talks are going to be no progress today. The Pelosi bill will never be accepted by Reps.

[Anonymous No.18045314]

should i buy puts ITM or OTM when i plan to sell this week?

[Anonymous No.18045318]

>>18045287
you don't know that, for all we know we've made it through the filter a long time ago, possibly millions or tens of millions of years in the past

[Anonymous No.18045330]

>>18045308
can we focus on fixing the markets before we colonize mars?

[Anonymous No.18045335]

>>18045318
Unironically more likely we're in a holographic universe

[Anonymous No.18045336]

>>18045312
What's even worse, with all the bumbling and info about what's in the Bill's, no matter which they pass it's already priced in. It might lead to a little bump when it passes, but it won't last more than a day.

[Anonymous No.18045341]

>>18045330
We could have both if we got rid of the non-whites first.

[Anonymous No.18045344]

keep huffing the unemployment numbers hopium bearcucks

[Anonymous No.18045355]

>>18045341
Based

[Anonymous No.18045356]

>>18045344
do you sometimes, get shocked by how retarded you are?

[Anonymous No.18045358]

>>18045344
>Fed can make stock numbers go up when no one is actually working
The Stock Market is literally a slot machine now

[Anonymous No.18045363]

>i missed the bottom
fuck

[Anonymous No.18045371]

Green days aren't unexpected, they're desperate for hopium. Just keep those hands firm

[Anonymous No.18045373]

>>18044882
That's what they TOLD you, not what's going to happen. I guarantee that most countries will end the lockdowns way before that, they'll pull a China and start ignoring the virus, and most people will be fine with it as weather gets better and people want to go out. Heck, most of the infected don't even know they are "sick", and it's only risky for the very old and ill, just like the fucking flu that nobody cared about. They are not going to wreck their economies for such an unimportant virus. Trump said it, they can't let the "cure" be worse than the disease. And they won't.
I'd like to see a total breakdown of society, but they will not let it happen, not like this. If Corona-chan would mutate and become an actual danger with, say, 20% mortality, this would be way different. But the way it is, TPTB won't have to fear too much opposition as most people will demand a lifting of lockdowns very soon themselves.

[Anonymous No.18045376]

>>18045344
Uh, we're literally the ones betting against those

[Anonymous No.18045378]

>>18045363
you didn't, trump is testing the public opinion sending a signal that he wants the workforce back, and now they are analyzing the public's response. I'm willing to bet there will be some kind of development that will make him change his mind, same shit that Johnson did in the UK.

[Anonymous No.18045381]

Retarded pump inbound

[Anonymous No.18045389]

>>18045330
Colonizing Mars would fix the markets

[Anonymous No.18045396]

>>18045356
He's just having fun

[Anonymous No.18045397]

>>18045378
>to bet there will be some kind of development
>will be
I feel its more already here. Unemployment will be massive and cause a crater in the economy for the rest of the year. Some of the fed guys and banks were saying 20-30% unemployment. The truth is probably in the mix somewhere but hes probably getting data showing how bad it will be. Some unemployment data is already collected from the states and censored.

[Anonymous No.18045411]

If NYC had a full lockdown and police were on the streete shooting and killing 50 people per day who left their homes, would the market still go up?

[Anonymous No.18045414]

>>18045330
Everything being fucked on Earth might just be the impetus we need to go to Mars.
Imagine everyone just lost everything and then Elon Musk (with some tasty government contracts of course) flops his dick on the table offering to train and pay anyone willing to be a guinea pig for his Mars program.
Just wishful thinking on my part, but I'm gonna hope for it anyway.

[Anonymous No.18045415]

this pump makes absolutely no sense, unless this is the actual bottom, in which case it does

[Anonymous No.18045417]

>>18045415
Even if it was the bottom it would still make no sense, because no one can tell exactly when the bottom is.

[Anonymous No.18045422]

>>18045414
I'd go to Mars in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.18045429]

>>18045411
>would the market still go up
Probably, a lot of the traders live in NJ because they cant stand NYC.

[Anonymous No.18045432]

>>18045415
fed is pumping

[Anonymous No.18045437]

Should I leave my VIX position or wait till Thursday

[Anonymous No.18045438]

>>18045415
The Federal Reserve is going all-in.
Hyperinflation is confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18045439]

>>18045417
in order to breakeven on my puts i need a 10% dump until thursday, probability wise im actually considering taking the hit :(

[Anonymous No.18045441]

>>18045318
Think nuclear weapons aren't part of it or at least in the same era of the filtering process? We've made it through a lot of them of course. but we have a massive one to overcome with AI

[Anonymous No.18045443]

>>18045422
I'll see you there

[Anonymous No.18045447]

>>18045441
could be, could not be
for all you know abiogenesis itself is the filter, or perhaps the appearance of plant life

[Anonymous No.18045448]

>>18045373
It depends on how effective hydroxychloroquine really turns out to be. This will result in tons of moldy oldies in ICU units

[Anonymous No.18045457]

>>18045415
Markets are a casino right now man, this pump is gonna be mega, it’s easy money for them. We still got a while for the bottom tho. Buy gold sir

[Anonymous No.18045470]

[Anonymous No.18045473]

>>18045437
If you're green get out

[Anonymous No.18045478]

>>18045457
you scare me man, im this close to take the hit and close my puts

[Anonymous No.18045479]

>>18045422
but not before the women first set foot on mars. ha ha who am I kidding, they will crash the spaceship with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18045484]

>>18045448
The cure has been found!

[Anonymous No.18045492]

>>18045415
The is the bottom lads. I know trust me. Im on the inside.

Buy buy

[Anonymous No.18045493]

uhh, what do
I think they did a 100:1 reverse split, should I exercise these options or sell? Also how can I exercise an option on Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.18045511]

>>18045493
based retard

[Anonymous No.18045519]

Is this bullish /smg/?

[Anonymous No.18045539]

>>18045519
Oy vey send her to the blood farm!

[Anonymous No.18045567]

WHY ARE FUTURES UP?

[Anonymous No.18045574]

>>18045567
sucker's rally

[Anonymous No.18045576]

>De facto marshal law announced yesterday
>FTSE up 4.5%

[Anonymous No.18045578]

>>18045567
Pre-market manipulation by goldstein. It's going to crash the moment it opens. It's a trap to make puts worth more.

[Anonymous No.18045579]

>>18045567
futures literally don't mean anything

[Anonymous No.18045580]

>>18045470
boy, those black people sure were lucky they couldn't read the irony might've been to much for them to bear

[Anonymous No.18045584]

>>18045411
If the people being shot were of the basketball American variety the market would moon to ATH

[Anonymous No.18045587]

>SQQQ at 25
But will it go lower?

[Anonymous No.18045593]

>>18045567
Remember yesterday? Doesn't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.18045594]

>>18045373

Rate is about 10% in Italy, although that's certainly inflated somewhat by lack of testing. Something concrete is that coronavirus mortality is roughly even with all-cause mortality in Lombardy right now. Remember, the virus isn't "slowing" in Italy, it's just moving from the 22% growth line to the 13% growth line. It will absolutely outstrip all-cause mortality despite their lockdown.

The numbers around asymptomatic cases are pretty unclear as well, but not as high as a lot of places are reporting. Upper limit still puts only around 17% of people as being asymptomatic. By the way, a good 20% of hospital admissions for coronavirus are under 40 years old, and while they almost always survive once hospitalized, there are going to be a lot of dead young people if they can't be hospitalized because we're out of ventilators

I think you have your head in the right place and some of your predictions seem quite likely, but consider raising your personal panic levels a little higher than they are

[Anonymous No.18045596]

@jimcramer
Be careful of these futures! Too high!

[Anonymous No.18045598]

>>18045287
Niggers/lesser evolved lifeforms sharing same planet resources are the great filter. Chinks are probably better suited to sci fi advanced civilization than whites.

[Anonymous No.18045600]

>>18045576
>olympics cancelled
>NIKKEI up almost 10%
>eu borders, businesses closed for weeks
>europe up 5-10%
clown world

[Anonymous No.18045606]

ooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18045611]

>>18045576
>marshal law

[Anonymous No.18045612]

>>18045587
Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.18045620]

>>18045612
puts, yes

[Anonymous No.18045642]

Why American stocks didn't raised on the day American Fed announced infinite QE, but caused rest of the world's stock to raise after American market closed, which in turn caused American stock to raise on the second day after the initial announcement?

[Anonymous No.18045649]

>>18045620
spy, dow, or brent

[Anonymous No.18045658]

>>18045649
I'm not a succesful trader but I'd wait for a green candle close to market closing and buy SPY puts for the next day

[Anonymous No.18045662]

>>18045642
Because it's a rigged casino

[Anonymous No.18045665]

>>18045642
Bots shuffling money between markets,mostly forex. Algo trading is majority of traded volume.

[Anonymous No.18045666]

>>18045576
>>18045611

[Anonymous No.18045690]

>>18045594
>Rate is about 10% in Italy, although that's certainly inflated somewhat by lack of testing. Something concrete is that coronavirus mortality is roughly even with all-cause mortality in Lombardy right now. Remember, the virus isn't "slowing" in Italy, it's just moving from the 22% growth line to the 13% growth line. It will absolutely outstrip all-cause mortality despite their lockdown.
Reduced growth rate is, by definition, slowing
>The numbers around asymptomatic cases are pretty unclear as well, but not as high as a lot of places are reporting. Upper limit still puts only around 17% of people as being asymptomatic. By the way, a good 20% of hospital admissions for coronavirus are under 40 years old, and while they almost always survive once hospitalized, there are going to be a lot of dead young people if they can't be hospitalized because we're out of ventilators
They sampled everyone on Diamond Princess. Out of 700 positive there are 400 asymptomatic.

[Anonymous No.18045702]

>>18045620
>>18045649
I have an order in for SPY 190 puts dated 4/17
Bad idea or no?

[Anonymous No.18045706]

Bears are just massive seething faggots. I guarantee that 90 percent of bears here missed out on those massive market collapses and SEETHING as a result

[Anonymous No.18045717]

>>18045702
i wouldnt bet on it

[Anonymous No.18045722]

>>18045717
How come?

[Anonymous No.18045725]

>>18045702
will definitely expire worthless...

[Anonymous No.18045728]

>>18045702
it's your money you have to make the decision, I think it will be filled, but I'm just an asshole on the internet who doesn't know much

[Anonymous No.18045736]

>>18045722
Delta is too low for my likings

[Anonymous No.18045737]

>>18045725
If you think we are at the bottom you are a delusional bull

[Anonymous No.18045738]

>>18045706
2020 is the beginning of the reign of the CRABS.

[Anonymous No.18045750]

>>18045736
What do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.18045758]

Futures limit up kekkies, is kneegirl happy or still mad?
>>18045606
hehe

[Anonymous No.18045771]

>>18045758
guess what will happen tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18045790]

So is it smart to buy boeing certificates now? I expect the fed to pump boeing today,

[Anonymous No.18045799]

>>18045738
Exactly, and most BEARS missed the collapses

[Anonymous No.18045801]

>>18045790
what is smirt is to short mickey d's

[Anonymous No.18045813]

@AndrewYang
·
19h
Had a relative land in Asia. They have been escorted to their apartment where an alarm has been put on their door and they are not allowed to leave for 2 weeks. A government worker visits every day to deliver food and take their temperature.

[Anonymous No.18045821]

Precious metals up bigly :O
>>18045771
I don't have to guess, I'm prepared for any outcome

[Anonymous No.18045830]

>>18045801
They were deemed essential though

[Anonymous No.18045840]

>>18045830
not in the UK, and the rest of the world

[BigBoySlimJim No.18045841]

Okay, help me out fellas. I'm new to the investing game. What should I learn before investing anything?

Also, is Robinhood actually good?

[Anonymous No.18045852]

>>18045840
True

[Anonymous No.18045860]

>>18044183
$2! A month. I am blessed

[Anonymous No.18045881]

>Boris locks down the country
>FTSE goes UP 4%
What the fuck? I put in my buy order just before noon yesterday. I'm fucked if the FTSE doesn't crash in the next hour and a half.

[Anonymous No.18045888]

>>18045841
Read investors read ameritrade stuff on their site read Schwab site watch youtube vids

No, use a big platform. I use TDA you still get micro outages during huge volume but I think that's everyone

[Anonymous No.18045894]

>>18045881
To think that market is encouraged, by literal halt in production and services is retarded.

Heavy manipulation is at play.

[Anonymous No.18045899]

>>18045841
"The intelligent investor"
RH is probably one bad week away from stealing its customers money.

[Anonymous No.18045901]

>>18045841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDIj9JBTC8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B_24GUWdSM

robinhood is kinda bare bones and don't safeguard morons from ruining themselves

[Anonymous No.18045905]

what quality stocks to buy now if I want to hold them some years?

[Anonymous No.18045914]

>>18045690
>Reduced growth rate is, by definition, slowing

You're right, I mis-spoke. My point was that while it remains on an exponential trend (whether 13.5% or 22%), it's going to accelerate and overwhelm medical systems, it's just that it'll do it a couple of weeks later. As for whether it's worth locking down to buy those two weeks before the storm, I personally have no idea, I just know I'm loading up on zinc, orange juice, tonic water, non-perishables, and electrolyte drink powder. Has a strong chance to be the most profitable $50 I ever spend.

>They sampled everyone on Diamond Princess. Out of 700 positive there are 400 asymptomatic.

Correct, unfortunately that was only at instantaneous time of testing e.g. it's an absolute upper limit that assumes no incubation period exists. They were whisked away for treatment and AFAIK weren't tracked as rigorously from that point onward, but this Japanese paper analyzes the dataset and estimates about 18% are truly asymptomatic:

https://www.eurosurveillance.org/content/10.2807/1560-7917.ES.2020.25.10.2000180

[Anonymous No.18045919]

>>18045899
SIPC protects you up to $500,000 if RH goes bankrupt, doubt 99.99% of people on this board are over that amount.

[Anonymous No.18045920]

>>18045905
Blue chip stocks which are basically ETFs at this point

[Anonymous No.18045923]

Holy shit look at TVIX, admittedly it's premarket but damn

[Anonymous No.18045926]

Remember this happened the next trading day after the dow rose 1900+ points

[BigBoySlimJim No.18045931]

Thanks fellas. I'll look into all that.

[Anonymous No.18045932]

>>18045750
im thinking of a strangle on SPY before thursday

[Anonymous No.18045950]

People hosting/being interviewed on CNBC from home is pretty kino. Some people have nice AF houses.

[Anonymous No.18045956]

Currently like -50% down holding bears from highest point last week, should i just hold? or sell before i make actual losses (still up in general but not much)

[Anonymous No.18045974]

>>18045950
Unironically it could become the new norm (but won't) along with mostly online classes and self pickup stores

[Anonymous No.18045983]

>>18045956
Pointless selling now, the time to sell was yesterday

[Anonymous No.18045986]

>>18045974
would hurt real-estate probably leading to another market crash unironically

[Anonymous No.18045988]

>>18045956
thats my exact problem, my puts expire 4/17 im getting nervous at how much im losing each day

[Anonymous No.18045994]

you already know

[Anonymous No.18045999]

>>18045932
So buy puts today or tomorrow? If so I agree, looking green both days then I imagine the market will be raped with red thursday.
Depends on what happens with the stimulus bill, if that happens today then it will definitely be put time.

[Anonymous No.18046004]

>>18045986
Commercial real estate you mean?

[Anonymous No.18046005]

>>18045994
But it was up yesterday?

[Anonymous No.18046021]

>>18045371
>Fills it with water

[Anonymous No.18046022]

>>18045999
Today puts i would say

[Anonymous No.18046025]

>>18045905
MMM pays a decent dividend and is looking cheap at these levels for a long term entry.

[Anonymous No.18046050]

>>18046004
as well as normal developers who will lose contracts due to smaller demand

[Anonymous No.18046069]

are you guys bullish on AMD?

[Anonymous No.18046072]

>>18046005
? spy was down

[Anonymous No.18046090]

>>18046069
Feels like a trap

[Anonymous No.18046121]

>>18044245
>oh no because it's not like the economy tanked because we were to a grinding halt for 2-4 weeks, who could have ever predicted that!

[Anonymous No.18046124]

>>18046069
After seeing the new console announcements and the laptop parts definitely. I'm still not buying in because I expect the whole market to keep crashing.

[Anonymous No.18046132]

>>18046090
MY PUTS ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW, STRIKE PRICE 41, i need somebody to tell me its gonna be alright before i take the loss

[Anonymous No.18046141]

>>18046132
Friday expiration?

[Anonymous No.18046154]

>>18046141
no 1st may

[Anonymous No.18046157]

Pass the "check" bill already. Damnit I want my 2400 bucks

[Anonymous No.18046170]

>>18044648
>>18044674
>>18044685
>>18044703
Holy fuck you retards, do you not notice volatility dropped like a brick? How hard do you expect it to even dip when we already know they aren't going to be good. I would not double down on puts because this market isn't as predictable as people make put and you can literally lose everything on a put.

[Anonymous No.18046216]

>>18046154
You will be just fine fren, green today and tomorrow then back to red for some time. Just sell in the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18046251]

How does tax generally treat overseas dividends from personal portfolios?

I'm in NL, if I invest in American companies and get their divvies, do I pay extra taxes on these vis-a-vis home-nation divvies

[Anonymous No.18046253]

FUCKING HELL PLEASE STOP GOING UP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18046257]

>>18046253
I AM UNLEASHED

[Anonymous No.18046261]

>tfw knew and saw market collapsing but did nothing
I could have had made serious money but couldn't act. I'm pathetic

[Anonymous No.18046267]

>>18046216
Or we find out we grossly over reacted to Corona and tanked the economy over nothing once the numbers recede.

[Anonymous No.18046270]

>>18046251
Depends on your countries treaties with the US. Probably reduced taxrates for dividends because I think there is one with the Netherlands.

[Anonymous No.18046273]

>>18045914
>zinc, orange juice, tonic water, non-perishables, and electrolyte drink powder.
Lol
>My point was that while it remains on an exponential trend (whether 13.5% or 22%),
What about the rate of change of the growth rate?
>The Japanese paper
It seems outdated. Have you read about this report?
http://www.kansensho.or.jp/uploads/files/topics/2019ncov/covid19_casereport_200313.pdf
The organization accepted 96 asymptomatic positive cases, and some close contactors among which 8 are later tested positive, but only 14 of those 104 people need to be move to medical facilities for treatment afterwards due to onset of symptoms. Of the remaining 90 people, 87 have already turned negative afterwards without showing symptoms when the report was published, and the other 3 that are still asymptomatic are still awaiting double negative test result

[Anonymous No.18046280]

>>18046261
Yeah you missed out but it's not too late to make money now or in the future.

[Anonymous No.18046294]

>>18046267
USA is gonna be the first to 100k anyway but if trump sends everyone back to work it will be devastating

[Anonymous No.18046320]

>>18046069
Always, it held up like a fucking champion

[Anonymous No.18046319]

>>18046257
Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!

[Anonymous No.18046339]

Just shorted UK100 lets hope it makes a quick dip

[Anonymous No.18046340]

>>18046257
cheekily bought some spy calls pre pump, made a few hundred bucks and sold

woulda been thousands at open today ;_;

[Anonymous No.18046349]

>>18046294
How when we are more spread out and have a bigger variety in climate? I'm still betting since China know about this in November that a lot more people already had it and were fine. People are still freaking out over this low mortality rate when the average age from dying of this is like +60 yrs.

[Anonymous No.18046364]

>>18046320
fundamentally i dont think its a fair price at 41 bucks desu

[Anonymous No.18046367]

>>18046340
profit locked in is never bad and hindsight is 20/20, don't sweat it
>>18046339
same, prolly be tomorrow desu

[Anonymous No.18046378]

Went on a cheapie buying spree, glad I did it now after seeing this green today. Loaned myself the green in full knowing I'd get 2400 to pay it all back. Pass the "check" bill damnit! I want it by april.

[Anonymous No.18046379]

>>18046320
Fucking AMD Chad's fucking weathered the storm.

[Anonymous No.18046383]

Bulls are slowly getting more confident...

[Anonymous No.18046401]

>>18046383
Get fucked bobo. You got greedy and got fucked still buying puts when volatility is falling faster than a brick. The panic has been priced in you tool.

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>>18046379
thats why i bought fuckin puts, had to close them when in the money, hope it falls to at least 36 bucks so i can get out

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>>18046349
People in America are animals that don't believe in self-quarantine and taking precautions (also a substantial amount believe this shit's a hoax), Korea didn't even impose a shelter in place order till this Sunday because it's the societal norm and didn't need an explicit order for people to do it.

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>>18046401
>He thinks this small pump is the bottom.

Come on man, you are smarter than that. We are about to get jobless numbers and the deaths are about to really start rolling in.

[Anonymous No.18046439]

>>18046349
yes China probably has way more than reported, but according to the numbers we have the USA is in 3rd place overall, had 10k new cases yesterday (over 40k total), and the number of cases is doubling every 3 or 4 days at the current rate. people are flaunting the stay at home / social distancing rules worse than those in the UK, yet Trump is talking about lifting restrictions. he will make it so much worse than it already is

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>>18046406
>People in America are animals that don't believe in self-quarantine and taking precautions
Yeah no, we got cities on lockdown and they are arresting people for going against it. I wouldn't rely solely upon making gross generalizations here especially when it's those young people with robust immune systems who are the least impacted by this and naturally don't want to be stuck in lockdown. People will look back and see that we over panicked but at least it forced us to take the threat of global viral out-breaks of the world more seriously.

[Anonymous No.18046454]

new thread pls

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>>18046454
no get fucked

[Anonymous No.18046473]

>>18046439
You aren't listening man, a highly infectious disease that we don't even have a enough tests for is going to explode in numbers but another thing it will do is give a realistic (and most likely much lower) mortality rate.

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>>18046454
Stfu faggot

[Anonymous No.18046504]

>>18046439
Btw not just China has way more than reported but the world in general especially since everyone orders everything online and we just got done having Christmas. I mean it that this thing was going around already and that a lot of people just thought they had the flu.

[Anonymous No.18046512]

https://www.newsbtc.com/2020/03/23/big-for-bitcoin-house-democrats-propose-digital-dollar/
> Digital Dollar
Abandon printer, now we only need a keyboard to create new money

[Anonymous No.18046521]

>>18046438
jobless numbers are meaningless because everyone knows the numbers are gonna suck, a bad number won't surprise anyone.

Also cure statistics are going to be incoming as well as deaths, looks more like a bottom than a top to me bobo.

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>>18046473
>is going to explode in numbers
yes, the exact opposite of 'flattening the curve' that every country is aiming for. Yes, most people will get it very mild but let's face it, American's aren't the healthiest group of people and it is known to affect those with underlying health issues (hint: obesity, diabetes are underlying health issues). an explosion in cases will overwhelm the hospitals like it did in Northern Italy pre-lockdown and you'll have doctors choosing who they have to let die. letting everyone get it because most will be fine was the UK's plan, which they bailed on after like 2 days.

[Anonymous No.18046530]

>>18046273
>What about the rate of change of the growth rate?

Fingers crossed it holds steady and we're in the clear. Also fingers crossed it happens easily for every country and doesn't require full lockdown with signed movement permits for leaving the house.

I haven't read about that report, do you have any links in English? Since it's reporting 90 out of 104 recovering without symptoms I assume there must be some reasonably strong level of preselection on the original 96 asymptomatics intake, or else we'd at least expect to see the lower limit 300/700 rate with symptoms from the Diamond Princess. Still potentially great news since if it's a good study it should trump the Diamond Princess which was weighted to the elderly

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>>18046438
>volatility dropping like a brick
>We are about to get jobless numbers
Yeah, we already know they are bad. Ironically already half priced in and have you checked the average age of people dying from this?

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>>18046521
No one cares about the cure numbers anon. When has anyone ever in this crisis ever mentioned the cured? People only care about the worst case scenario. You are delusional.

[Anonymous No.18046553]

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>>18046541
LOL have fun getting fucked in the ass for the next week bobo.

[Anonymous No.18046564]

New luxury thread:

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>>18046527
Have you checked the average age of the mortality rate for this? You are free to believe American population is lot weaker than a 100lb chink whose diet is mostly rice and noodles.

[Anonymous No.18046575]

>>18046349
Case number on China in November were probably in the range of dozens. In December the number increased, multiple patients get sampled and checked from various hospitals in Wuhan, but those are still countable numbers. It was only until January when cases start going beyond thousands which put visible pressure to the medical system that they start needing to seriously cover it up and then failed it after three more weeks of time.
>>18046504
The virus wouldn't survive on surface long enough to ensure infectiousness after a shipment across the Pcific or Eurasia.

[Anonymous No.18046612]

>>18046575
>Case number on China in November were probably in the range of dozens. In December the number increased, multiple patients get sampled and checked from various hospitals in Wuhan, but those are still countable numbers. It was only until January when cases start going beyond thousands which put visible pressure to the medical system that they start needing to seriously cover it up and then failed it after three more weeks of time.
That is a big assumption to make especially considering they were arresting journalists and doctors back then talking about it. Truth is we won't know for sure when this is all over. One thing is for sure because of the way China reacted and lying to the WHO we were all caught off gaurd.

>>18046575
There are cases where they say the virus can live on the surface for 6 weeks.

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Anyone got puts on zoom?

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>>18046530
I don't think there's an English version of the report.
Figure 1 in the report is age distribution of that 90 positive cases who remain asymptomatic. Figure 2 show time needed until they get back to negative.
They are one of the center that accept asymptomatic infectee and close contactors from Diamond Princess. They accepted a total of 128 person, including 96 asymptomatic, and 32 close contactor of confirmed person from the ship. 8 of those 32 close contactor turned positive in PCR test result within 96 hours after admission. A total of 18 person, including 14 tested positive, among the 128 have been sent to to medical facilities for treatment due to the appearance of symptoms. So that leave 90 asymptomatic carrier in the center for observation.

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>>18046612
>That is a big assumption to make especially considering they were arresting journalists and doctors back then talking about it. Truth is we won't know for sure when this is all over.
They only started doing so in late December or January, at least as far as what we can tell
>One thing is for sure because of the way China reacted and lying to the WHO we were all caught off gaurd.
And with WHO helping China to spread their propaganda
>There are cases where they say the virus can live on the surface for 6 weeks.
The maximum numver I saw was 17 days, and even that was just an extreme case

[Anonymous No.18047130]

>>18045152
Kek i just that my hundred shares is now 2