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/smg/ - Stock Market Gayneral Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:21:54 2020 No.18040665 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:23:23 2020 No.18040699 File: 64 KB, 431x592, 1351728994003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do i into options

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:23:25 2020 No.18040701 Rate my portfolio: UBER DIS BAC Z

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:24:04 2020 No.18040708 Oil is up ? How come?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:24:32 2020 No.18040719 >>18040699 Line go down Puts Line go up Calls Realistically right now we are reaching a false bottom so I might just place some calls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:26:05 2020 No.18040744 why is everything mooning? VIX down below 50, oil going up? millions and millions are unemployed and no new good news. what the fuck is going on??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:26:13 2020 No.18040748 File: 361 KB, 685x886, 1584382866631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're going to drill for the fucking core somewhere between Thursday and Monday.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:26:27 2020 No.18040753

Hey /smg/, asking for advice as a leafbro.

I've been fiddling around with my $400 in my personal account(not a RRSP or TFSA). I've managed to get up to $900, and would like to get serious with trading. Planning to put $5k into my account, should I make a TFSA now? Or just stick to my personal account?

Also yes, I've only been trading canadian stocks, I know about the double taxing on trading US stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:26:29 2020 No.18040755 >>18040699 Get a margin account and sink all margin into selling naked puts - premiums are so high rn you are guaranteed a profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:26:56 2020 No.18040768 File: 181 KB, 363x321, 1332103315950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18040719 thank you anon-san

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:27:16 2020 No.18040779 File: 117 KB, 293x335, trdubs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18040665 Trips and we enter hyperinflation boogaloo this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:27:38 2020 No.18040786 Have some American companies already either decreased or frozen their dividends due to the virus? Ik it is already happening in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:27:56 2020 No.18040790 >>18040699 go to wallstreetbets. they actually make money unlike /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:28:02 2020 No.18040793 How can I short the Dow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:28:35 2020 No.18040803 File: 509 KB, 244x226, lum-dance-3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder we have not found the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:29:57 2020 No.18040825 >>18040708 So it can go down tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:29:58 2020 No.18040828 File: 620 KB, 1300x891, moon_mission_is_a_go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18040699 Buy SPY 3/19/2021 400C. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:30:16 2020 No.18040834 >>18040793 buy the SDOW or buy poots on DIA or calls on SDOW if you're an absolute madmam

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:30:47 2020 No.18040839 >>18040828 very nice, Im from reddit and was looking for pointers on options. Thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:31:20 2020 No.18040849 >>18040803 How low do you think it'll go? I think it can't get any worse than 16k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:31:42 2020 No.18040853 >>18040793 Buy SDOW or buy a put on DJIA. Crab market is probably going to fuck you unless you're on top of your shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:32:41 2020 No.18040866 File: 80 KB, 768x432, corona-chan-virus-4chan-meme-waifu-kawaii-anime-death-min-768x432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18040665 Will there be another stock market sell off in fall when corona-chan comeback? Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:33:54 2020 No.18040880 >>18040834 50 calls on SDOW it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:35:01 2020 No.18040896 >>18040866 yes cases will round off in may or june, everyone is happy and goes back to work, economy booming, people finally go to school and college. perfect for second wave. as soon as you hear about a SINGLE case after it's "over" buy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:35:52 2020 No.18040908 >>18040701 Okay zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:36:50 2020 No.18040922 >>18040744 is it the calm before the storm

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:37:24 2020 No.18040933

>>18040708
The russians and saudis are still saber rattling right? The Russains said that they were going to release the valve in April to flood the market, so maybe people are thinking that MBS will be dissuaded from committing his oil jihad in his desire for his 72 barrels of extra virgin oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:38:28 2020 No.18040953 File: 100 KB, 1024x768, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been in every thread since 9am this morning. Is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:39:18 2020 No.18040965 >>18040953 nah normal day honestly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:39:21 2020 No.18040967 File: 4 KB, 300x163, 1281215680961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fucking stupid would it be to buy C? I'm gonna do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:40:22 2020 No.18040978 File: 42 KB, 719x480, horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] took a fucking beating on my puts today (GM, MRNA, AMC) from the IV crush and pulled out. picked up a GLD put and a USO call. pray for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:40:39 2020 No.18040983 File: 38 KB, 558x720, pN7GkJDkmVG8D0GF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18040896 So, start selling around august I guess?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:41:03 2020 No.18040987 File: 2.97 MB, 200x180, 1416894539881.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures 4% up >nips SEVEN FUCKING PERCENT UP Oh if I had balls I would have used TQQQ for this play but I'm good with this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:41:37 2020 No.18040993 >>18040978 I got fucked to. Went in on TVIX because I thought $480 would be the bottom based on how it's been in the past, then the fed pulled the fucking QE.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:42:01 2020 No.18041002

>>18040849
Well heres the possible supports.
>16k at 2015 lows
>15k for 50% drop from ATH
>14k before 2008 crisis
>10k for 10 year low
>7k back to 2008 crisis low
So far we've lost 30% in a month, which is crazy. We will probably continue to drop, but at a much slower rate. 50% is probably a good low. 10k is believable but it would happen over a year, not in the next few months. At least that's my analysis. Volatility is bound to drop soon and we'll enter a recession market, slow bleed to death. I'm afraid my puts are not far enough out and IV crush is already hurting. Who knows what will happen in the next week though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:42:43 2020 No.18041008 good thing I cashed out half my poots on the crab down yesterday for a profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:43:13 2020 No.18041014 File: 530 KB, 1920x1080, EPt3GpzX0AAENjD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041002 Corona chan is seasonal, so it will go up during summer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:43:21 2020 No.18041016 >>18040744 they need to soften the blow as much as possible for thursday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:45:32 2020 No.18041051 >>18041008 If tomorrow is big green you better buy all the poots you can afford fren I'm going to sell every stock I've got unrealized gains on and buy SDOW

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:45:43 2020 No.18041054

>>18041002
Yeah, the days of the big dumps are probably gone now that the fed's ultimate weapon if fully operational, but it will slowly crab down more since this is retarded monetary policy. You're gonna need some iron hands or swing trading to make money now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:46:08 2020 No.18041061 File: 1.36 MB, 1125x2000, ETx1AvlUMAEdZT5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nikkei is going to the MOON~!

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:47:47 2020 No.18041080
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OH SHIT GUYS
There will be NO STIMULUS!
>Democrats demanding Obamacare lawsuit is withdrawn
>Demand money only for their pets
>Demand that CEOs bend the knee to the government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8GnIT0A2Ag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:47:57 2020 No.18041081 >>18040744 Any chance for TVIX going above 600 again? I bought in at 550 like a fucking retard and if there's no chance of recovery by EOT Thursday, might as well take the losses on what's left?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:48:25 2020 No.18041089 >>18040953 its only bad if you made no money. if you've been making money all along then its based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:48:36 2020 No.18041091 >>18041054 What about certain industries such as oil and hospitality?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:50:08 2020 No.18041104 >>18040987 should i buy TQQQ on open? think its due for another cycle before thursday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:50:10 2020 No.18041107 >>18041081 I bought at $480 so I'm in the same boat with you. Fed is pulling gay shit to keep the market going sideway. I honestly don't know if I cut my losses or wait and hope it goes up.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:50:20 2020 No.18041108

We'll bounce up quite a bit, I'm going to ride it up and then close my positions Wednesday. After that we're going to endure at least a 6 month slow burning bear market, potentially 12 months. There's a lot of correlation to this and The Great Depression except everything is at 5x speed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:51:00 2020 No.18041115 Hey guys, look at Louisiana's coronavirus growth rate. The Mardi Gras cases are showing up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:52:37 2020 No.18041133 >>18041016 What is Thursday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:52:40 2020 No.18041134 Reminder that China evicted all the foreign journalists before their miraculous recovery that never happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:53:09 2020 No.18041137 >>18041104 I have no idea what will happen tomorrow or Wednesday, I only know that between Thursday (jobs report) and Monday (the weekend where New York hospitals start getting fucked hard) there will almost certainly be a massive loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:53:48 2020 No.18041143 File: 31 KB, 208x480, 88228593_177114343735841_7632117422832484352_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041115 >Hey guys, look at Louisiana's coronavirus growth rate. It's low because Corona chan is seasonal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:54:22 2020 No.18041152 >>18041133 Unemployment numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:54:32 2020 No.18041154 bobos... i don't even want to look at futures...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:54:36 2020 No.18041155 >>18041133 unemployment figures

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:55:05 2020 No.18041162 >>18041134 And put all the local whistleblowers into "quarantine" https://twitter.com/chenqiushi404

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:55:26 2020 No.18041167

>>18041137
Most of my puts are for next week, but its so fucking hard holding this shit, they go up and down 50% every day. Decay is brutal. I just want to get out even at this point. Seems like shorting SPY is the best thing to do because individual stocks can pop randomly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:55:33 2020 No.18041169 I'm not from the states, do they vote again tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:56:49 2020 No.18041192 >>18041154 I'm gonna lose so much money tomorrow bobo bro I got to stop holding overnight this stress is going to kill me. I never fucking learn my lesson

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:57:48 2020 No.18041204 File: 6 KB, 274x184, gambling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will casinos be fucked for as long as other industries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:58:17 2020 No.18041210 >>18040753 Buy Cheap MUX calls, leaf-friend.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:58:19 2020 No.18041211
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>>18041143
You didn't actually look?

As of tonight they have the fastest growth rate in the world.
https://www.theadvocate.com/acadiana/news/coronavirus/article_94494420-6d4b-11ea-ac42-ff7dd722c084.html?&ampcf=1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:58:19 2020 No.18041212 I got June Puts, just need to wait the ride out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:58:27 2020 No.18041213 >>18041154 Bobo bro do futures matter though? They were supposed to predict a bloodbath today but nothing happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:58:40 2020 No.18041220 >>18041192 I'm in the same boat as you, but I got TVIX. I thought it was low at $480. Now I'm being raped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:59:38 2020 No.18041230 Futures up 4%! Bull market now bobo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:00:27 2020 No.18041249 raise your hand if you also got IV crushed today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:00:35 2020 No.18041251 Yesterday was the government insiders buying, just like what happened when Richard Burr told his Republican buddies at the cocktail party what they knew would happen and didn't want to tell the public.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:01:18 2020 No.18041260 >>18041230 Even Bobo needs a breather to rebuy, the bigger the better

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:01:51 2020 No.18041270
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>>18041107
Yeah, anon. This situation is just fucking weird.

From a macroeconomic perspective, volatility shouldn't be collapsing like this right now. We've yet to see the virus really take its toll on the West, and by all metrics earnings reports will be a bloodbath.

Still, if IV decides it wants to plateau now of all times, then I guess we cut our losses on this and start shorting the indexes instead. They're likely to keep crabbing downward until summer since the virus will be gimping consumption and production activities until then.

My only real fear is that IV already peaked and now we're in decay mode while trying to find a nice bump to offload on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:03:06 2020 No.18041288 >>18041270 Stock market has nothing to do with economics, stay invested for more than a few months and maybe you'll realize that before pulling shit out of your ass pretending you're smart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:03:16 2020 No.18041293 >>18041270 Honestly if TVIX goes up at all tomorrow I'm cutting my losses. I'm not sticking around to see it go down to $50

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:03:49 2020 No.18041300 >>18040978 >short the stocks that have treatments and cures for the literal world ending virus. Retard. You deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:03:51 2020 No.18041301 >>18041230 The market will surely delude itself for the next few days that it is a nothingburger after all. And then reality will hit and Trump will backtrack on his herd mentality bullshit just like Boris did and everyone will freak out.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:04:04 2020 No.18041305
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LITERALLY
SHORTED
NIKKEI

OLYMPICS RESCHEDULED GAVE INVESTORS MORE CERTAINTY??

>>18041115
>>18041143
>>18041211
heat thesis btfo or confirmed?

>>18041080
She's gonna get us gibs and gonna get us healthcare?! WTF I thought Nancy was the worst but now I dunno!

WAIT WAT I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN OR INCOME TO GET TAX CREDITS AAAAAAAAAAA
DAMN IT NANCY HOW YOU DO ME LIKE THAAAAAAT

>>18041204
god I hope so
These fuckers don't deserve gibs. Let the big tiddy cocktail waitresses and gutter skanks of the strip find their way around the country and stimulate us all.

CAN I GET MY DEBT FORGIVED IF I TAKE OUT A STUDENT LOAN RIGHT NOOOW???!!!!??

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:04:28 2020 No.18041310
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>Infinite QE to prop up stocks so the super rich don't lose more
>Jobs die on the vine but LOL who cares
>Retail investors have to sell all their stocks just to live, after they're lost 30% of their value

I was too late to make the big gains during the dump now I get the IV crush. Maybe those dividend fags were right. BUY THE DIP lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:04:36 2020 No.18041312 >>18041133 unemployment digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:05:16 2020 No.18041325 thinking about spending most of my savings on stocks mid/end week when the bill passes. this is the bottom right? why wouldn't it be after the bill passes and bails outs happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:05:30 2020 No.18041330 i think im liquidating tomorrow. my plays are worth even less than friday despite being closer to the money. literally getting raped by the volatility drop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:06:02 2020 No.18041342 File: 90 KB, 951x840, 394AD4D9-3FE2-4FAE-B953-57D0F4FF3017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041325 >bullfags

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:06:03 2020 No.18041341

>>18041213
If bears could just pull a weapon as big as a death star sized money canon out their asses then I wouldn't be so concerned but this is a very unfair fight from the bear perspective. We just have to hope the market doesn't behave illogically for a long time, but we all know fully well it can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:06:12 2020 No.18041346 Bullkeks should do a daily prayer for Jerome and his pals, because without him we would bottom at 5k I really wonder how much those pumps cost

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:06:51 2020 No.18041355
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>>18041305
>heat thesis btfo or confirmed?
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

There seem to be less cases in hotter area.
Also, compare New York vs Florida.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:07:14 2020 No.18041366 >>18041305 heat thesis has been btfo'd since Iran

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:08:39 2020 No.18041388 >>18041355 >millions infected = only 20k hospitalized >Thousands infected = thousands hospitalized Wow, definitely the same thing. Just a flu bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:09:05 2020 No.18041397 >>18041342 desu even though this definitely isn't the bottom, buying some cheap stocks now is a perfectly good hedge. just hold them for a couple years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:09:16 2020 No.18041399 >>18041366 Its gonna get BTFO into space when India starts averaging 80,000 a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:09:49 2020 No.18041406 >>18041080 Do you really believe this? The Republicans and Democrats will "settle" by approving both stimulus bills @ 4 Trillion+.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:09:54 2020 No.18041410 File: 69 KB, 449x547, 1452570456881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041330 me too. liquidate and minimize losses as much as possible then prepare for unemployment numbers and everything that comes with that on thursday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:10:21 2020 No.18041415 >>18041355 >new york vs Florida >super high-density population running around crowded subways compared to say >giant ass Florida with cities built around the suburban car meme Heat thesis could still be shit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:11:06 2020 No.18041424

I don't give a shit which bill passes long as I get my 2400 or 3000 by april. My fear other than senators being carted off due to the virus having it's way, is that they'll drag this out, then the virus cases let up so then they just scrap the whole thing. So I'd be out my green wad. (Yeah I'm a greedy bastard, so what?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:11:06 2020 No.18041425 >>18041366 iran is cold, it's mountainous desert it got btfo by spreading in singapore and australia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:11:26 2020 No.18041431 >>18041410 its a shame. if futures didn't magically bounce from the down limit and opened at the real red levels they should've, I would have been up a few Gs. vix was also in the 70s and then spiked downward instantly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:11:35 2020 No.18041433 >>18041305 If you can get a federal (not private) student loan literally right now then just fucking do it. Don't spend any of it until it's decided so you can pay it all back immediately if you have to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:11:51 2020 No.18041439 >>18041415 Look at India and the middle east. Look at south America. BTw Iran is not hot, it's cold. it's mountain climate.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:12:39 2020 No.18041453

>>18041415
yeah I don't see how that comparison is valid at all. New york was 100% guaranteed explosion based on international travel, public transit, and population density.

>>18041433
I don't know if I can do it literally right now... will fill out fafsa after dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:12:47 2020 No.18041458 Personally waiting on XIV crunch to drop back down. When it does my overall portfolio will go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:12:49 2020 No.18041459 >>18041410 This. I'm just gonna watch like a hawk and offload first chance I get. IV is done

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:12:52 2020 No.18041461 >>18041310 Same exact thing happened to me. I got in late. Today I occurred losses 2x what I gained. Hopefully I can learn to swing trade to dig myself out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:13:05 2020 No.18041462 >>18041406 Yes, Democrats and Republicans are greedy fucks. The last bailout was only 1 trillion and that took a shit ton of flack. Thinking 2 trillion or more is going to fly with people is absurd. Everyone wants their slice but us plebs get NOTHING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:15:23 2020 No.18041500 >bought 6/19 puts this morning >immediately starts pushing sideways >IV dropping i missed the boat, going to have to eat a 30% loss at LEAST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:15:52 2020 No.18041506 >>18041462 The solution is easy; just print more money. Long as you got the ink and paper you can roll out stacks of 100's from that press easy as sin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:16:06 2020 No.18041510 >>18041462 Regular people are too stupid to care. ESPECIALLY if you bribe them with $2000 of their own money. The Fed is backstopping ALL MBS/Muni Bonds/Money Market Funds. It's literally 2008 again but worse without a peep from the masses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:17:46 2020 No.18041532 Newbie here What the fuck do I do with my gains? Keep investing? Pay off shit? Toss it in the bank?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:18:46 2020 No.18041548 >>18040665 o...oil...b..bros.?? a...are we g-g-gonna m-make it??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:18:54 2020 No.18041550 >>18041510 But what's going to break and turn this into a proper financial crisis? Deutsche Bank? Oil company bonds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:18:57 2020 No.18041551 >>18041453 They probably wouldn't award you a loan in time anyway. But for legal reference none of my posts in this thread are genuine advice. >>18041532 Stimulate the economy

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:19:11 2020 No.18041555

>>18041500
You're dealing with the IV crunch at the moment. At the moment, unless if you recoup losses, you can only really hold until the XIV crunch reduces. To the point where over the next few months they will gain value for a while until price decay begins setting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:19:32 2020 No.18041560 >>18041510 That's the thing is you aren't getting anything. Trump Bux is a myth. The bailout will go to airliners and other big businesses. They will announce a "concession" and allow small businesses to apply for negative rate loans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:19:38 2020 No.18041563 File: 1.31 MB, 180x180, 1507001873431.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what kind of event or headline would it take in the next few hours for futures to drop into red

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:20:37 2020 No.18041575 >>18041532 depends on your risk tolerance, would you kill yourself if you lost everything? if so reinvest it all into 4/1 Boeing calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:21:40 2020 No.18041587 >>18041563 >Trump in critical condition after showing symptoms of the Chinese virus instant limit down.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:21:44 2020 No.18041588

>>18041563
nothing honestly. with unlimited qe, they can just paint the future green every single day. this basically ensures that the market will forever go sideways during this event and drops will take much longer than what we've been accustomed to in the past 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:22:08 2020 No.18041591 >>18041563 >BOMBSHELL: department of justice arrests eric clapper, john brennan, and james comey for "spygate" abuse - durham: more coming, lynch implicated, "greatest abuse of power in modern history" A man can dream.

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>>18041510
>>18041506
Theres tons of unrest. People are starting to lose their jobs en masse. Soon they will lose their houses. Remember, its only been a MONTH. It took multiple months to get here in 2008. The news has been downplaying the catastrophe. This is going to fucking EXPLODE.

>>18041563
Futures don't matter, its all a lie. UK announced complete lock down after hours and that didn't move it. New York is going to be reporting thousands of deaths soon. Cuomo might announce marshal law but use a different term.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:24:08 2020 No.18041611 >>18041597 >Cuomo might announce marshal law but use a different term. Hamburger Time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:24:19 2020 No.18041615 File: 1 KB, 161x27, fuck off TDA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS EVERY TIME I LOG INTO THINK OR SWIM CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A SMALL LOAN OF 23,447.09 DOLLARS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:25:23 2020 No.18041627 >>18041615 you have to wait ~90 days. sorry brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:26:01 2020 No.18041635 >>18041575 More long term I mean, I guess. Like you're up 50% this year, what do you do? Take it out and pay off some debts, fix your car, reinvest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:26:16 2020 No.18041640 >>18041627 IM NOT BANNED THEY JUST KEEP TELLING ME IF I DO ONE MORE "ROUND TRIP" THEN I GET BANNED GOD FUCK

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:26:31 2020 No.18041641
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>>18041560
>trump bux is a myth
I disagree.
We won't get bailouts, but now that everyone thinks we're getting a handout, AND that we deserve one because the government put us in time out, government wants to cut us a check. They just want to make sure they get to take credit for it.

Repubs want it to bribe them to vote for their guy don again, dems want it and want to paint it as "we did this and kept them from giving it to big business and wall street!!"

The big bucks will go to the "job creators" out in the swing states, like the casinos in vegas and the cruise lines in florida. Even if cruises don't actually employ too many americans...

>>18041597
generally futures mean very little
this is confirmed by the move in the Nikkei
I have no idea what it's based on, I assume technicals because we sold off insanely hard and fast, and notorious shortslut rkg was here saying she's going long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:26:33 2020 No.18041642 >>18041550 No idea, but the fed wouldn't be doing what they are doing if there wasn't already signs of things cracking. Probably something in EM breaking because of the lack of dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:26:48 2020 No.18041643 Any ASX chads here or is this all american stock market chat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:27:19 2020 No.18041648 >>18041635 diversity. little of each. put some in savings, use some to treat yourself, and reinvest some if the investments are actually good investments and not "i got lucky swing trading."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:27:47 2020 No.18041655 Look at orleans weather during mardi gras...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:28:24 2020 No.18041664 >>18041642 Some bitch on CNBC was calling fed's unlimited QE Decision "a sign of strength". I wanted to reach through time and space to slap her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:28:29 2020 No.18041665 File: 170 KB, 500x500, AAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is US30? Tradingview says it's DOWIJA but what the fuck is DJI then?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:28:37 2020 No.18041667
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>>18041611
>"Today I am announcing a new initiative. Hamburger Time. This is where everyone stays at home for dinner and has a hamburger, maybe with their family. That reminds me when my pals down at the butcher were selling the best ground beef ever. Great time for a burger, you just gotta stay in side though, or else. We don't want you to get hurt, we'll have our National Guard assistants help you back home. But the burgers Pete made were just so good. I want you all to remember when you had a really good juicy burger, just like Petes burger. Anyways, I'm going off to work now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:29:44 2020 No.18041679 File: 43 KB, 600x514, Le American bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041667 >Hamburger Time dog bless ameriga :DD:DDD

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:30:24 2020 No.18041685

>>18040896
>as soon as you hear about a SINGLE case after it's "over" buy puts
I personally think "hope" will kick off faster than that. Even case numbers dropping back down to a low and seemingly sustainable number would encourage people to get back into the market.

I think that the economy will potentially be too fucked to "boom" at that point though, since most American small businesses can survive only between 2-4 weeks of zero revenues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:30:38 2020 No.18041688 >>18040786 BA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:31:11 2020 No.18041694 >>18040896 fuck that i'm riding the "it's over" all the way to the top then I can do puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:31:53 2020 No.18041703 >>18040786 Ford

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:32:55 2020 No.18041712 >>18041548 Depends on the company XOM probably OXY, MRO, and FANG probably not.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:35:50 2020 No.18041738

>Political Science 203
>final exam reduced to
>>Define 10 of the following terms. Each answer is worth 1.5% of your final grade for a total of 15% of your final grade. Each answer should be a minimum of two sentences. The first should define the concept generally. The second sentence should explain the significance of the term, or why we study it in International Relations.
>because of corona
thank u coronachan for ez marks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:38:13 2020 No.18041758 the Ackman is on Bloomberg shilling Chipotle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:38:25 2020 No.18041761 >>18041597 >its only been a MONTH Less than, shit only really kicked off 2 weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:38:31 2020 No.18041762 File: 1.12 MB, 1252x1276, PunishTheDummy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041738 >being in university at a time like this >taking a 200 level poli sci class >needing a handicap to get top marks in a 200 level poli sci class why just why

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:38:33 2020 No.18041764

Semiconductors are probably going to moon soon. With everything online I have a feeling there will be a large digital shift. There is still hope for the 4th industrial revolution.

Here is what to buy soon:
>medium/small cap semiconductor companies
>small cap copper mining companies
>blue chip tech companies
>blue chip communications companies
>utility etfs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:39:46 2020 No.18041782 >>18041762 >finishing the semester from home >200 level elective on my business admin degree >I don't need the handicap but ez tests are ez tests

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:40:58 2020 No.18041796 >>18041648 What does putting ten grand into bitcoin at 4800 count as

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Mon Mar 23 23:42:52 2020 No.18041818 File: 677 KB, 717x720, 1564925644588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MO is going to $30

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:42:55 2020 No.18041819
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>>18041782
what does business admin get you?
does that mean you get to be a generic mid/low level manager?
I genuinely don't know :\
are you graduating straight into this thing or do you have a couple semesters left?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:43:40 2020 No.18041830 can we just take a few minutes to laugh at SNSS nigger

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:44:12 2020 No.18041835

>>18041819
Yeah basically, I didn't / still don't really have big future plans and I wanted something generic that would help me in entrepreneurship or the markets - and if nothing else I get to be the Manager of McDonalds, where the art majors get to be frycooks

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:45:16 2020 No.18041848

>>18041563
>what kind of event or headline would it take in the next few hours for futures to drop into red
Not in a few hours, but any of these would do the trick over the next week:

- New York City entering hard quarantine
- Shutdown / Limitation of interstate travel
- Unemployment numbers being even more apocalyptic than feared
- Mid-sized bank failure from loans and assets going bad
- DoD taking over coronavirus response

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:45:58 2020 No.18041856 >>18041819 Biz admin gets you the generic low level penpusher manager/sv job. Literally no relationship to finance altogether.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:46:02 2020 No.18041857 >>18041587 imho Trump dieing at this point would be unironically bullish because Pence is an infinitely better crisis president than Trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:47:02 2020 No.18041871 >>18041857 I had to muddle through quants, accounting and math of finance, I know just enough to hurt myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:48:11 2020 No.18041886 File: 496 KB, 785x633, shockandawe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041835 what do they actually teach you like what are the core classes?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:48:41 2020 No.18041892
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>economy was free falling before any lockdowns
>unlimited brrrr couldn't make a green day
>we are just at the beginning of this pandemic, shit is already getting worse and will get much worse
>somehow restarting the economy isnt going to hasten panic, infections, and ICUs getting saturated but is instead going to lead to a bull market
I think its time I learned mandarin because the is about to become brazil tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:49:04 2020 No.18041896 >>18041857 it wouldn't, but he is >>18041835 based and somewhat humble expectations pilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:50:25 2020 No.18041916 >>18041886 Managerial accounting, quantitative analysis, various English and Comms classes to make you a good little report making machine, my favourite class has been Business Simulation, which is basically a class-wide tycoon minigame for credits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:50:25 2020 No.18041917 >>18041764 I want to rebuy SOXL but I think it still has a ways to go down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:53:46 2020 No.18041957 File: 1.28 MB, 1320x1076, cheer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041916 you sound pretty capable you should become the new leader of Boeing and save the economy how would you describe your leadership style?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:55:04 2020 No.18041971 >>18041957 I like to learn things and maximize their efficiency. I've never actually had a leadership role bigger than like, class project though. I'm pretty lame.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:56:04 2020 No.18041983

>https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/23/health/arizona-coronavirus-chloroquine-death/index.html

A Phoenix-area man is dead and his wife is under critical care after the two took chloroquine phosphate in an apparent attempt to self-medicate for the novel coronavirus, according to hospital system Banner Health.

>Chloroquine has been touted by President Donald Trump as a possible treatment for Covid-19, but it's also "an additive commonly used at aquariums to clean fish tanks," Banner Health said in a statement. Chloroquine is approved by the Food and Drug Administration for treating malaria, lupus and rheumatoid arthritis. But the FDA has not approved it to treat the coronavirus.
>Banner Health experts emphasized that the medication -- as well as other "inappropriate medications and household products" -- "should not be ingested to treat or prevent this virus."
>"Given the uncertainty around COVID-19, we understand that people are trying to find new ways to prevent or treat this virus," Dr. Daniel Brooks, Banner Poison and Drug Information Center medical director, said in the statement. "But self-medicating is not the way to do so."
>Banner Health, which is based in Arizona, didn't give any details on how the couple, both in their 60s, acquired the chloroquine or which Banner hospital treated them.
uh oh

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:57:15 2020 No.18041993
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>>18041983
>Trump thinks he's a doctor because he heard some words on Fox
>repeats them
>dumbasses eat fish tank cleaner because it has a vaguely similar chemical name
more like gene pool cleaner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:57:19 2020 No.18041994 >>18041983 Chloroquine phosphate is a fucking aquarium cleaner. It's not chloroquine that killed them, it's phosphate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:58:01 2020 No.18042003 File: 17 KB, 215x300, 1438093806749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041983 >in an apparent attempt to self-medicate

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:58:23 2020 No.18042006
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>>18041983
>the two took chloroquine phosphate in an apparent attempt to self-medicate for the novel coronavirus
>self-medicate
>with fucking chloroquine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:58:56 2020 No.18042015 File: 26 KB, 926x809, Bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we close red today >news outlets are going "POSITIVE OUTLOOK AFTER FED PLEDGES ACTION!11!" Hahaha what the fuck.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:59:29 2020 No.18042021
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Look how fucking green these markets are, it's glorious. 7% up in NZ, DOW futures up 500. There has literally never been a better bulltrap. I'm going to ride this bitch up, down, and sideways.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:59:57 2020 No.18042030

>>18041971
you have to have a better answer to that question.
for any low-level management job (tard wrangler), you will get asked something like that, and if you mess it up you won't get the jobbo
High level management jobs too, but once you're interviewing for those you'll have already suffered through enough "management" interviews to know the drill

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:00:23 2020 No.18042035 >>18041993 if you die from ingesting pool cleaner you can't die from the coronavirus, looks like we found a cure

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:00:44 2020 No.18042039 File: 45 KB, 500x483, 1585004114675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK is going on with the SPY pump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:00:45 2020 No.18042040 >>18041667 Please.... Can you please... Just.. say. Hamburger Time .. when you're talking to us?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:00:47 2020 No.18042041 >>18042015 We are watching a slow slide. The initial crash was bad and fast, but now it's just a slow crumble as the system falls apart from within

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:02:14 2020 No.18042055 >>18042041 Is it possible we're going to slide another 30%? I'm afraid I missed out on gains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:03:07 2020 No.18042064 >>18042030 thank you based advice fren

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:03:24 2020 No.18042068 >>18042055 The Fed thinks we could have 30% unemployment by Q2. Ask yourself if the Dow will be anywhere near 19k-20k if we get to that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:03:55 2020 No.18042076 >>18041204 I sold all my Pen Stock on the day it almost triple. Don't invest now, not worth it. Wait till the Dems say fuck you to their gibsdat before buying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:05:50 2020 No.18042103 >>18041133 your digis are the unemployment rate

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:11:41 2020 No.18042167

>>18041133
Jobless numbers. Expect meh. At best we might have a spike in puts and a brief window to cash out with gainz out the wazoo. Then in a panic the senate and house pass the bailout and now companies get free money with no obligation to pay it back and you die on the street

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:12:18 2020 No.18042169 >>18041532 hookers and cocaine

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:16:05 2020 No.18042199

I recently went 100% on margin with TVIX. Expecting a margin call early tomorrow morning based on futures. I'm numb. Don't even care about the money anymore. The economic system is a complete and utter ponzi scheme joke. I just want to watch it burn and crumble down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:16:29 2020 No.18042205 File: 3.23 MB, 445x247, 1539662995_laughinggirls.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041830

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:18:07 2020 No.18042223 >>18042199 m8... never go all in or margin...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:19:01 2020 No.18042227 >>18042199 >I did something stupid >the system caused this ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:19:04 2020 No.18042229 >>18041080 >Republican bill gives Steve Munuchin $500 billion to hand out to whoever he wants >Munuchin doesn’t have to name the people he gives money to for 6 months WTF WHY ARE THERE DEMOCRATS OBJECTING?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:19:35 2020 No.18042237 Is my 4/3 put safe?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:20:01 2020 No.18042246 >>18042199 lmao

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:20:50 2020 No.18042256

>>18042227
I didn't expect the fed to literally unleash unlimited QE. This is not even capitalism anymore. It's a disgusting mutant that should be destroyed. I made peace with losing the money. I will get my enjoyment of it watching this government and economy crumble.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:20:55 2020 No.18042257
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>>18041300
it's a biopharma stock same as any other with the same hype cycles. going to human trials doesn't mean they don't have months of development ahead of them to clear regulation. i shorted a biopharma stock at ATH you bet your ass.
look up iv crush boomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:22:07 2020 No.18042272 File: 436 KB, 538x1071, evacuate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18042256 just tell them that you misclicked and ask for a redo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:22:26 2020 No.18042277 Vertical spreads on junk bond ETFs y/n?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:24:12 2020 No.18042290 File: 46 KB, 960x958, aaaaahhhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041830 holy shit i forgot that nigger existed lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:24:19 2020 No.18042291 >>18042256 >This is not even capitalism anymore. It's a disgusting mutant that should be destroyed. Yeah have you been under a rock or something? It's been all about corporate welfare since the recession.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:26:58 2020 No.18042323 File: 58 KB, 570x537, Stomping wojak.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041830 I-it's going to the moon, you'll see!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:27:11 2020 No.18042328 >>18042229 Read the bill text. It's actually pretty fucking evil and insidious.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:28:27 2020 No.18042338

Call me butthurt Trump supporter not trying to doxx this guy honestly.
can you fake Robinhood accounts?

I am on Stocktwits, this guy posts like a total creep like hes a bot who just posts the same 4 images over and over and then a new image of his account going up exponentially.

https://stocktwits.com/Liky

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:30:15 2020 No.18042363 >>18042338 why are we supposed to care about your twitter drama

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:30:22 2020 No.18042364 File: 94 KB, 1080x841, graph goes up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How green tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:32:03 2020 No.18042389 >>18040978 Fuck you, I've still got USO puts to ride

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:36:02 2020 No.18042432 >>18040779 >779 Nigga, what did you almost just do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:38:22 2020 No.18042446 >>18042364 I...I don’t know. I hope it’s blood fucking red.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:40:59 2020 No.18042469
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>>18042229
I didn't say I liked the Republicans and its no stretch to say they are doing the same thing, Democrats are just way more blatant and worse. I like Trumps plan the most: no buy backs, no bonuses, payroll cuts, and Trump bucks. But no, we can't have nice things. Congress is just a bunch of greedy fucks.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:41:45 2020 No.18042475

>>18042364
It is no longer possible for us to say. Shit has gone so topsy turvy that up is down. For all we know, even with futures up we could see a slide. Hell that's what happened today on the markets. The futures mooned because of the whole EQ infinity thing yet the S&P and dow were fucking down all day.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:42:14 2020 No.18042482
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>https://twitter.com/Johnthemadmonk/status/1242197589027676167?s=20
>This priest, Suffering from the coronavirus, gave up his ventilator to give to a younger patient and has died. His name was Don Giuseppe Berardelli. He was 72 years old, from Bergamo.
F

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:42:55 2020 No.18042489

>>18042364
Now that the fed can print infinite money, futures can always be green because its so cheap to manipulate. They are intentionally crabbing it at 2-3% to sustain the illusion of recovery. Tomorrow could be anything. I suspect either Tuesday or Wednesday to be a blood bath as they price in leaks about the unemployment numbers.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:44:22 2020 No.18042512

>>18040708
U.S oil has been artificially suppressing the market for years now. I suspect this is a joint effort from China, Russia, and the Saudis to kill off American oil industry.
>China releases virus to crash economy
>Russia and Saudis stage a oil war
>Over leveraged U.S oil companies shut down business
>Oil skyrockets
Clear as day desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:44:41 2020 No.18042514 >make money with US broker >dollar goes worthless t-thanks donald

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:44:43 2020 No.18042515 >>18042364 Yellow as the moon or the crabs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:45:31 2020 No.18042527 >>18042364 Probably brief spike, then dip hard, then crab rest of the day, just like today

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:46:53 2020 No.18042544 https://nypost.com/2020/03/23/man-dies-after-self-medicating-with-chloroquine-phosphate-to-treat-coronavirus/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:48:10 2020 No.18042555 File: 253 KB, 924x1440, 1525623365155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18041080 I'm realizing that my constant laughing at how fucked up this situation is is just a cope mechanism. She's obviously fucking drunk, too. -t. a drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:48:18 2020 No.18042557 >>18042482 he probably never owned any stocks being a priest, he may have never touched a boob what a life he must have lived F

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:48:38 2020 No.18042561

>>18042512
The virus and oil are unrelated. Russia did see an opportunity though. He told the Saudis to fuck off, so now both of them are pumping out oil cheap. Russia goal is to bankrupt US oil companies and its not stopping until we start hearing it on the news.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:49:10 2020 No.18042565 >https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1242304969111408643?s=21 >DEVELOPING: Police in Yakima, Washington now say they DO NOT KNOW how many inmates have escaped local jail, witnesses report at least 20 prison escapes are coming

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:49:45 2020 No.18042570 Even the GOLDEN BULLS aren't making money. Stocks still aren't going up. Puts and calls are withering for anything other than swing trades. Everyone's getting fucked except the crab.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:50:08 2020 No.18042575 File: 48 KB, 885x516, France_G7_Summit_Trump_04281.jpg-dcc81_c0-229-5472-3419_s885x516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18042555 >trips confirmed Pelosi is a depressive alcoholic

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:50:12 2020 No.18042577

>>18042482
>>https://twitter.com/Johnthemadmonk/status/1242197589027676167?s=20
>>This priest, Suffering from the coronavirus, gave up his ventilator to give to a younger patient and has died. His name was Don Giuseppe Berardelli. He was 72 years old, from Bergamo.

Requiescat in pace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:51:01 2020 No.18042585 >>18042544 >https://nypost.com/2020/03/23/man-dies-after-self-medicating-with-chloroquine-phosphate-to-treat-coronavirus/ >anonymous man with no provided source supposedly died from this shit Bullshit. Show me his obituary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:51:09 2020 No.18042588 >>18042565 Tweet deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:52:08 2020 No.18042598 >>18042585 Show me obituary of the several hundred people who supposedly died from coronavirus in US? You can't. There is no virus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:52:51 2020 No.18042602 >>18042577 > https://twitter.com/cutthroat509/status/1242286084198809600

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:54:01 2020 No.18042623 >>18042588 >https://twitter.com/cutthroat509/status/1242286084198809600?s=20

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:54:06 2020 No.18042625 File: 51 KB, 480x360, ronpaul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TRIPLE DIGIT DEATHS MONDAY NIGHT https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nycs-coronavirus-death-toll-reaches-triple-digits/ >IT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:56:01 2020 No.18042644 >>18042623 >>18042602 >cheering for the inmate Bunch of midwits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:56:19 2020 No.18042646 File: 251 KB, 1196x1036, DOW2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ready to accept it yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:56:38 2020 No.18042647 >>18042644 >cheering for the pigs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:57:15 2020 No.18042656 >>18042646 bogged

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:57:23 2020 No.18042659 >>18042646 bounce first friend, a bounce is in everyone's interest, even the bears

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 00:59:01 2020 No.18042683 >>18042647 t. nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:00:11 2020 No.18042694 File: 1.25 MB, 200x116, 1344565528373.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ackman: We've taken the hedge off, we're all long, no shorts, betting on the country I hope Cramer will let Ackman get a job at CNBC after he bankrupts his fund

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:00:39 2020 No.18042698 How do I cope with a 30% loss from today?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:02:00 2020 No.18042717 File: 60 KB, 1150x1084, 1529859431348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My puts are toast tomorrow right? We are gonna pump from here for the next few days when stimulus passes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:03:45 2020 No.18042735 >>18042683 t. nigger pig

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:04:01 2020 No.18042739 >>18042694 the smart money is ready to ride the bounce we dump again next week Ackman can at least read the signs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:04:05 2020 No.18042741 >>18042717 Who even knows in these times. You're just as likely to go up as down anymore. I'm only up 10K after being up 20K last week. Starting to lose my stomach for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:04:10 2020 No.18042744 >>18042256 >This is not even capitalism anymore. wait it was at some point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:04:15 2020 No.18042746 >>18042698 Ask for government bailout

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:04:21 2020 No.18042750 >>18042698 double down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:05:06 2020 No.18042759 >>18042717 lol you need 60 out of 95 (a few GOPers self quarantined) to pass. Not happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:05:24 2020 No.18042764 >>18041014 Did you pull that out your ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:05:42 2020 No.18042768 >>18042739 that's true, I'm technically all long right now for hopeful Tuesday bounce, but I'm not "betting on the American people", I'm betting on retarded traders to feed me cheap SDOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:06:19 2020 No.18042777 Now that the Fed is directly buying ETFs, how can the market crash? The Fed can infinitely print money and has shown its willingness to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:07:04 2020 No.18042786 >>18042735 cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:07:30 2020 No.18042790 >>18042739 Bounce on what? This is not some one off thing like 9/11, more people are dying each day

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:08:32 2020 No.18042801

>>18042768
I'm only like 80% long
probably should be 65% but oh well

>>18042777
AFAIK they aren't buying equities yet; the only ETF purchased was a bond ETF
I'm not saying they won't, but they haven't yet, and I don't think they mind much if stocks go down as long as it doesn't start causing significant bankruptcies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:09:16 2020 No.18042810 >>18042790 Read >>18042777

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:09:23 2020 No.18042812 File: 944 KB, 514x698, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18042694 IT DIDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO SHUT IT DOWN MYSELF

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:09:34 2020 No.18042815 >>18042790 it's not like the index levels are tied linearly to infection/death numbers...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:09:47 2020 No.18042818 >>18042777 BOJ buys ETFs as well, and that's done fuckall to prop the Nikkei up during all of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:10:00 2020 No.18042821 I really fucking hope you are loading up PM ETFs right now. Everything is rebounding as we speak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:10:01 2020 No.18042820 >>18042741 think i'm gonna stop concentrating on SPY puts since they can just keep pooping that sideways for who knows how long. time to get on the bailout train maybe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:10:20 2020 No.18042825 File: 21 KB, 567x456, 1344631956139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18042812 >Ackman levers up, buys entire economy, shuts it down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:10:37 2020 No.18042827 US1M hits negatives https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=US1M

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:11:00 2020 No.18042830 The Trumptards on the investing.com futures comment section are giving me a migraine. How delusional can you be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:11:35 2020 No.18042842 >>18042827 Pffft borrowing money? That's for peasants. The government just buys my debts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:12:12 2020 No.18042847 >>18042759 Oh wait is the pelosi one the one they are voting on Tuesday? It seemed like Schumer had a deal with Mitch that was gonna get passed. Not sure how many bills there are now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:12:21 2020 No.18042850 >>18040978 Retard. GLD calls are going to print because of the massive inflation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:13:13 2020 No.18042866 >>18042694 >>18042812 Ackman is dumb enough to go bust too over this. Watch them get liquidated this year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:13:21 2020 No.18042869 >>18040701 Zoom zoom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:13:47 2020 No.18042876 >>18042830 Without bulls how will bears make money? Appreciate their efforts

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:14:04 2020 No.18042881

>>18042821
they just feel too slow
my GDX has just bounced around
I hold reasonable amounts of physical, but I don't see a strong case for paper metal here. I see the slim chance for a quick panic moonshot, but if it didn't happen yet, why would it happen now? if we flip from deflationary to inflationary, why not hold other assets (stocks, RE, etc.) instead of paper metal? just IMO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:14:32 2020 No.18042887 #TACHYON security protocol ensures End to end ECDHE-ECDSA encryption, relay nodes won't be able to intercept the messages

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:14:59 2020 No.18042890 >>18042694 Good timing His cnbc cry was good acting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:15:39 2020 No.18042902 How do people make informed decisions with respect to the VIX?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:16:24 2020 No.18042911 My puts are looking sad right now but I've got time. Up a few hundred bucks from all this shit but wish I had been more aggressive earlier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:16:41 2020 No.18042917 >>18042887 Are you actually a pajeet or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:30:40 2020 No.18043071 test

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:32:42 2020 No.18043089 File: 169 KB, 2048x1280, 1584913110689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:36:08 2020 No.18043133 File: 11 KB, 251x243, 1321678617611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Nikkei up 6% >NZ up 7% >Taiwan up 5%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:37:25 2020 No.18043152 File: 720 KB, 971x712, oo ooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043133

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:37:39 2020 No.18043156 File: 60 KB, 831x799, bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That fed pump really fucked me. I went from being up $800 to down $3000.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:38:23 2020 No.18043164 File: 42 KB, 500x483, 1584930050168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043133 They're just following America This is not going to end well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:38:31 2020 No.18043166 How do I lose more money tomorrow?? I'm starting to love the negative emotions, they give me hallucinations that are prophetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:39:55 2020 No.18043177 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, 1413447514992-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043164 >this is not going to end well I hope not! I'm celebrating an opportunity for cheap SDOW!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:40:02 2020 No.18043178 >>18043166 Nobody knows Trying to lose money might make you money go buy calls for twitter. See how it goes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:40:06 2020 No.18043179 File: 564 KB, 1605x391, oooooooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043166 what kind of hallucinations are you having....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:40:09 2020 No.18043180 Is the market staying up because of Fed buying? If so then how does the Fed actually pump money in without directly buying stocks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:41:00 2020 No.18043190 >>18043166 Short SOXL, kinda legit as you could actually win but if you lose its going to be a 100% kinda based lad <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:41:37 2020 No.18043194 File: 13 KB, 334x477, 1585028131543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043133 >>18043156 >>18043166 >>18043164 >>18043180 >Bonds are worthless Ummmm guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:41:37 2020 No.18043195 capitalists sit around and move imaginary numbers around - collecting profits here, capital gains there, interest here, some arbitrage there, and pretend they've created anything of value

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:42:05 2020 No.18043199 >>18042717 You bears took everything from me, now it's time for me to burn everything down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:42:38 2020 No.18043205 >>18043180 Bad debt was going to sink companies. Companies don't have to worry about the bad debt anymore. Now they can borrow more money without fear since it doesn't matter, the fed will buy it no matter what. Chances of bankruptcy are going down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:43:29 2020 No.18043217 File: 8 KB, 165x275, vixen-mustang-neon-fluor-a-green.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAPPENING CANCELED

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:43:41 2020 No.18043220 File: 46 KB, 600x584, 1584809988204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043166 Buy puts on gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:45:05 2020 No.18043230 File: 43 KB, 831x799, 62360627_141611880317020_7450853086928568320_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18043199 You just asked us how to lose more money because you like the feeling

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:45:54 2020 No.18043238 >You bears took everything from me, now it's time for me to burn everything down Bears didn't take shit from anymore, years of reckless pumping inflated you stocks more than they were really worth

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:46:25 2020 No.18043247 >>18043179 Me killing people, me skinning animals, me hiding from people, me crying over people

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:47:38 2020 No.18043258 Should I buy the EDZ? 3x Inverse poos, ivans and soupas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:47:56 2020 No.18043260 >>18043238 And now back to normal

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:50:13 2020 No.18043283
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>>18043247
bro....
all you have to do is buy stocks in good companies.
you're over-complicating a good thing and fucking it all up
everyone is trying to get creative and get rich quick
and then everyone gets snibbed

just relax, lower your expectations to reasonable levels, and invest responsibly. Then if you still want to maim people, whatever. But you will be a murderer with a nice equity portfolio, not some bum who lost it all on options. It just feels better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:50:23 2020 No.18043286 >>18041016 They unemployment numbers have to be priced in already. No way they aren't

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:51:29 2020 No.18043298 >>18043286 I don't think they have actually.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:52:55 2020 No.18043311

>>18043238
My stonks share price were less than a dollar most of the year and the product they're based off of destroys cancer cells at 400mg without noticable side effects, mostly good news from fda. Now, the directors might dissolve the company because they're all Jewish docs who could help with the pandemic research

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:53:05 2020 No.18043313 >>18041091 Calls on MAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:55:30 2020 No.18043339 >>18043311 SNSSanon noooooo I'll pump SNSS for you tomorrow, don't worry. I'll apply some fat market buys throughout the day when you see the big green candles, one after the other, just remember that your friends on /smg/ are all cheering you on ! :D

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:55:48 2020 No.18043343 >>18043283 kys pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:58:27 2020 No.18043374 >>18042475 Said a prayer for this guy big F

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 01:59:45 2020 No.18043384 BIL is free money

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:01:11 2020 No.18043405 >>18043298 You really think so? I'll print if thats the case

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:03:16 2020 No.18043435 >>18043339 It's literally a nothingmedication, isn't it. I haven't been to /biz/ in about a month, is sns popular here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:05:49 2020 No.18043461 /smg/ what is stopping me from lending to nigs using their houses as collateral and then hoping they either default and I get the house or they pay me back plus interest meaning I profit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:08:55 2020 No.18043491 >>18043461 are you an accredited banking institution do you have at least one good lawyer on your payroll >>18043435 it was always a memestock might as well hold those bags and wait the road to $1 is always a possibility

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:09:03 2020 No.18043492 >>18043461 you'll get shot when you try to evict

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:09:05 2020 No.18043493 >>18043461 >/smg/ what is stopping me from converting to Judaism Nothing really anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:11:40 2020 No.18043519 >>18043461 Niggers don’t really own homes. They rent I would use the colllateral of their car but I doubt they own that to.... fuck maybe their Jordan’s god I fuckin hate niggers how are they even human >>18043492 Always have the sheriffs evict

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:12:45 2020 No.18043531 >>18043461 They, like most people, don't own their houses. Did you not consider that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:13:39 2020 No.18043544 >>18043195 what a simp opinion, are you twelve

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:14:45 2020 No.18043556 >>18043519 >I fuckin hate niggers how are they even human "human" is just a word. like spiders and dogs are both "animals" it's just an arbitrary definition that ((they)) made up to confuse you anon

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:20:04 2020 No.18043602

>>18042818
>>18042810
>>18042777
This MISINFORMATION bothers me. It is as this poster says:
>>18042801

ETFs that hold bonds is not the same as buying ETFs that hold stocks. The fed isn’t trying to keep the market up directly its trying to keep businesses from running out of money and folding.

They have a mandate to maximize employment and keep prices stable, which is hard to do if companies are declaring bankruptcy in a massive wave of defaults.

>>18042812
Has he done anything else interesting lately? Has anyone?
Looks like El-Erian was making the rounds again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:21:53 2020 No.18043622 >>18041288 It does, and don't be rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:23:15 2020 No.18043633 >>18043283 That’s not even true. Brkb, LMT, mrk, LLY, ko, pep all my good stocks are fucking me up and all signs point to lower lows. But it’s mostly true, and good advice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:23:18 2020 No.18043634 >>18043194 What am I looking at

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:24:31 2020 No.18043642 >>18041424 My fear as well, and we still will get fucked on inflation and the future of continuous interest payments on the deficit. Fuck our politicians.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:25:34 2020 No.18043655

>>18043602
>"They have a mandate to maximize employment and keep prices stable, which is hard to do if companies are declaring bankruptcy in a massive wave of defaults."

Would people not being paid/businesses not opening because of the virus cause this wave of defaults? Is there anything the government could do to prevent this?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:27:30 2020 No.18043670
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>>18043633
>all signs point to lower lows
what signs
we are in uncharted territory
I don't see any signs where we're going
the only signs now are the ones we leave behind us

>>18043655
man have you not been paying attention to the news for the last 10 days
the fed is tossing around hundreds of billions to keep the bond market moving and keep banks wet

>>18043634
do you know what treasuries are

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:34:33 2020 No.18043737

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>>18043655
Basically yes to the first question.
To the second question, we’ll find out. But honestly I don’t think there’s that much. They’re trying to give people some money to help them make ends meet, but with the national debt and deficit already so big, it’s not exactly a homerun idea. A virus like this is a sticky problem.
>>18043670
The sign that we might do some consolidating or finding support would be two green days in a row. I think? We haven’t gotten one. You’re right though, that could happen tomorrow and start a new trend, the market is insanely volatile right now, not predictable at all though it never truly is.

>the last ten days
Really it’s just today that they pulled out the big guns. Rate cuts were guaranteed to happen sooner or later, and the virus accelerated the process. Repos are also not remarkable to me.

Buying corporate debt will be remarkable to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:39:48 2020 No.18043780 >>18043737 >Buying corporate debt will be remarkable to me. that's what bonds are that's what the ETF they were buying today was they've been buying bonds, they've been buying instruments made up of corporate debt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 02:49:20 2020 No.18043880 >>18043780 Yep! That’s what I was referring to. I know they put out a statement that said they were now authorizing the purchase of buying commercial debt, but I haven’t seen anything to indicate what they’ve bought, or if they’ve even started.

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