/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18036301]

Self Quarantine Edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/triple-anal/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/#_

Tonights required reading:
https://bit ly 3bmqvc8
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

Chumps:
>>18034764

[Anonymous No.18036321]

There are like 4 with <100 posts. Kill yourself, newfag.

[Anonymous No.18036326]

Kill a hoarder today.

[Anonymous No.18036328]

Q tards will have to decide wether China is telling the truth and it's a Nothingburger or China lies and it's a big Burger

[Anonymous No.18036332]

fuck drumpf

[Anonymous No.18036334]

Repostan from last thread.

Here's a horrendous interview from Dr. Fauci: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/i-m-going-keep-pushing-anthony-fauci-tries-make-white-house-listen-facts-pandemic

Here's one gem from it, a question that Mr. Cohen asked:
>Q: Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?

Amazing. I'm speechless.

[Anonymous No.18036336]

This is not the thread.

[Anonymous No.18036350]

First for everything will be alright in the end.

[Anonymous No.18036357]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNKG7CEvTlU
>Cramer: we're shutting down the economy basically to preserve older people who are dying. so let's quarantine older people, and get on with the damn thing!

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18036364]

>>18036350
I hope so

[Anonymous No.18036371]

Die for the economy friends

[Anonymous No.18036381]

>Facebook donated 700k n95 masks

the zuck wins again

[Anonymous No.18036390]

Why the fuck did Facebook have an emergency reserve of 700,000 respirators to begin with?

[Anonymous No.18036394]

Should I just cash out and buy a ton of gold?

[Anonymous No.18036400]

>>18036321
No there's 2 others, one being too lazy to even copy paste the OP and the other one refusing to delete his thread because he was a few seconds too late

[Anonymous No.18036412]

>>18036390
Zuck is a hugh preper

[Anonymous No.18036415]

>>18036390
It's for when the sheep rise up and plot terrorist attacks against facebook for invading their privacy

[Anonymous No.18036418]

>>18036390
Don't worry about it, seriously

[Anonymous No.18036420]

>>18036394
No

[Anonymous No.18036423]

>>18036357
Cramer forgers that old people's homes were as close to an old people quarantine as possible and it started getting noticed there first.

[Anonymous No.18036430]

>>18036390
What does FEMA need all that ammo for?

[Anonymous No.18036431]

>JAPAN IN AGREEMENT WITH IOC TO POSTPONE TOKYO OLYMPIC GAMES BY MAXIMUM 1 YEAR - SANKEI NEWSPAPER

[Anonymous No.18036440]

>FUTURES GREEN
IM RUINED

[Anonymous No.18036442]

>>18036381
why does he have 700k masks to begin with? wtf

[Anonymous No.18036447]

>>18036332
This

[Anonymous No.18036449]

How would dividends work if I diversify into foreign stocks? Would taxes rape me?

[Anonymous No.18036450]

>>18036418
>t.

[Anonymous No.18036456]

buy spx put 1600?

[Anonymous No.18036460]

>>18036449
Typically rape is performed by trained rapists

[Anonymous No.18036461]

>>18036440
>Betting on a double red

[Anonymous No.18036462]

>reallocation
HANDS ON THE WALL CITIZEN, WE'RE REALLOCATING YOUR SUPPLIES

[Anonymous No.18036463]

>>18036332
This
Imbleach him now
I want president pence.

PRESIDENT PENCE
TIME IS NOW
IMBLEACH ORANGE RETARD

[Anonymous No.18036478]

>tfw didn’t have enough time to accumulate at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18036480]

>rkg is alive
What a development

[Anonymous No.18036485]

POST YOUR POSITIONS, SIZES, AND P/L RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY

G O !

(day trader chads like me need not apply, obviously you're not in anything and therefore ignore any crazy between-day volatility that is entirely unpredictable :^)

[Anonymous No.18036502]

>>18036301
Sauce for that super weird image?

[Anonymous No.18036504]

>>18036485
$215 SPY puts for 4/15

[Anonymous No.18036503]

>>18036478
is that the girl from the BLACKED porns?

[Anonymous No.18036520]

>>18036485
I refuse to lose. I hold or lose all my money.

[Anonymous No.18036522]

>>18036503
No that's just you wanting it to be

[Anonymous No.18036540]

>>18036485
>bought 25 lmt and 25 rtn today
>0% p/l because I bought them today dipshit

[Anonymous No.18036545]

Did zuckerbot buy those ventilators all at once?
Is he selling them now or donating?
Because that shit is unironic profiteering

[Anonymous No.18036548]

>>18036485
Only $11k long VOO, shares all bought in January
We're gonna come this year baby

[Anonymous No.18036554]

why does the live feed keep skipping? (/pol/ answers only plz)

[Anonymous No.18036566]

>Trump is prepping the nation to re-open soon
just fuckin infect the country lmao

[Anonymous No.18036580]

>>18036554
Niggers

[Anonymous No.18036583]

>tfw stocks I randomly bought cause I thought they were cheap are actually going green

Nice

[Anonymous No.18036587]

>>18036554
The JEW ISPs are kiking you

[Anonymous No.18036592]

>>18036554
the jews did it. idk how they do everything bad, but somehow, they do. they jew.

[Anonymous No.18036595]

>>18036554
>They need to readjust their human suits in the intervals.
No wait, that's more /x/ than /pol/, sorry.

[Anonymous No.18036604]

>>18036420
Why not?

[Anonymous No.18036605]

>>18036566
Its cool
USA was "meant to be open" just look at countries like idaho and new york

[Anonymous No.18036607]

>>18036461
Bears didnt get to enjoy today. They got cucked by the fed and end of day had a pump too.

[Anonymous No.18036613]

>>18036566
Soon the hospitals will be overrun with 100k infected in jewyork

[Anonymous No.18036615]

>>18036485

[Anonymous No.18036618]

>>18036566
Great isn't it. We're not even a week in and the economic pressure is already causing doubt on whether people's lives are worth it.

[Anonymous No.18036623]

>>18036554
Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs

[Anonymous No.18036633]

>they think it's over
oh no no no look at the top of his head

[Anonymous No.18036634]

50,000 DEATHS!!!
>50,000 DEATHS!!!
50,000 DEATHS!!!
>50,000 DEATHS!!!
50,000 DEATHS!!!
>50,000 DEATHS!!!
50,000 DEATHS!!!
>50,000 DEATHS!!!
50,000 DEATHS!!!
>50,000 DEATHS!!!

[Anonymous No.18036636]

>>18036449
You will likely end up paying 8-10% in fees, commissions etc. If you convert the divvy back to usd then you have to pay 8-10% again. Plus the tax reporting headache. The percentages may vary. In leaf land our best bet is to access a full service(in person) broker to execute something like this

[Anonymous No.18036638]

A lot of people are about to die to appease Trump's ego.

[Anonymous No.18036645]

>>18036618

>you need to risk death in order for some boomer to get their latte

[Anonymous No.18036649]

I wonder how many of the flu deaths are actually coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.18036674]

>>18036645
Yeah, but you'll be risking the boomer's death more than your own.

[Anonymous No.18036680]

Reporter bullying mommy Birx

[Anonymous No.18036684]

>>18036645
ESSENTIAL lattes
Just wash your hands goyim

[Anonymous No.18036695]

>LOW-GRADE FEVER
IT'S OVER
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.18036705]

>>18036638
>A lot of people are going to die because China lied
>A lot of people are going to die because the media lied
>A lot of people are going to die because congress is obstructing aid
>NOOOO!!! ORANGE MAN IS BAD! THE ORANGE MAN! HE IS BAD!!!

[Anonymous No.18036710]

>he didn't buy the bottom

Stay poor. Biggest bear liquidation in history will happen this week.

[Anonymous No.18036713]

>>18036645

You either work without hazard pay and risk every second of it not being down with the sickness, or you can stay at home being a neet until resources dry up and you end yourself. Alternatively, just apply for night stocker positions and bring your own mask and gloves to work.

[Anonymous No.18036726]

>blumpf makes a joke
>eight billion cameras going off

[Anonymous No.18036729]

Cramer is so boring after hours
His morning energy was so much better
That was straight garbage

[Anonymous No.18036742]

>>18036674
Reminder
>fatality rate stats are skewed by China lying out of the asshole
>fatality rate stats don't factor in indirect deaths and injury caused by the healthcare system being overloaded
>fatality rate stats don't factor in people who would've died without treatment
>fatality rate stats don't factor in permanent crippling lung damage
>fatality rate stats don't factor in cases of the virus performing cbt on your fertility

[Anonymous No.18036755]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmBrg4E4_8
>literally every crash was preceded by a huge bull run, where people overleveraged thinking stocks only go up, and panic sold when things started looking bad because muh leverage

SOUND FAMILIAR????????????????????????????????????????????

good news:

>after the crash is over, you can buy companies for pennies on the dollar and get seriously rich

get ready.

[Anonymous No.18036757]

>>18036705
Those criticisms are valid. But Trump is president. And he is obsessed with downplaying things for his own ego. He has the most power to affect immediate policy.

[Anonymous No.18036777]

Trump is actually gonna expend American lives to restart the economy.
Is this a bull signal?

[Anonymous No.18036788]

>>18036332
>UK locking down at the exact same time the Orange Dotard is back to "ITS JUST THE FLU BRO WE'LL BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS AGAIN SOON"
>futures still green
the clown world knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.18036791]

>Wanted to buy a 6/19 USFD 12.5C when it was at 8.6
>Schwab never called me for options
>Now its at 13.5
I didn't want money anyways

[Anonymous No.18036804]

Bulls get shot on sight don't let me catch you slippin while i'm wearing my supreme you know you bout to get blasted

[Anonymous No.18036808]

>>18036390
w-wait what, zucker is a prepper? Im working for the wrong company

[Anonymous No.18036811]

>>18036755
> tfw have plenty of cash saved up

I will live on rice and beans and keep living on home if it means I get to take advantage of the dip. Don't care if I get fired. Not spending a penny except for gas to get to work & essential groceries.

[Anonymous No.18036821]

>>18036777
It actually is. But remember Xi tried to open Wuhan and closed it less than 24 hours later.

[Anonymous No.18036822]

>>18036755
I did exactly that in 2009, and I'm going to to it again. I spent the last few years setting aside cash to buy the inevitable correction, just waiting for the bottom now. VTSAX crew for life.

[Anonymous No.18036831]

>>18036755
Yeah shame there's no government agency, like at the federal level that exists as a reserve, that could raise interest rates to pull back on the over leverage ("booms" if you will) and be able to lower rates during crises ("busts" as it were)
Too bad that doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.18036835]

>>18036757
Trump (or any president) doesn't actually have a lot of power inside the country, he relies on congress and governors and mayors. He doesn't downplay it for his ego, he needs to prevent panic. Everyone is listening to his every word, if he said things are fucked, there would be looting and rioting in the streets. Trump wanted to close borders even earlier but he couldn't, and hes run on a "get out of China" platform. This crisis just proved him right.

[Anonymous No.18036837]

>>18036680
disgraceful
also we need some fanart of mommy birx vs coronachan

[Anonymous No.18036841]

>>18036811
You're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18036842]

>number one economy in the world

[Anonymous No.18036843]

>>18036742
There are no credible links between COVID-19 and reproductive system damage.

[Anonymous No.18036852]

>>18036777
Trump is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.18036857]

He just said that the doctors contradicted him and that we should be shut longer. My puts are saved, thank God.

[Anonymous No.18036864]

>>18036811
i like you. just make sure you don't buy in too early. do your proper FA, then follow it up with proper TA.

[Anonymous No.18036877]

>>18036485
About 40% long on oil. That's it.

[Anonymous No.18036878]

>>18036485
me 500 shares of SPY @ AVG 223.33

[Anonymous No.18036889]

>>18036566
if you think I'm falling for that bait you're sorely mistaken, but it will kill a fuckton of deluded boomers which will be based as fuck
>>18036618
>is already causing doubt on whether people's lives are worth it.
more like
>is a recession and saving lives worthy potentially losing reelection?
was asked by Trump and this is his answer,and I'm not memeing.

[Anonymous No.18036898]

>>18036857
>Dow Futures at 2.6 now
Ruh roh Bobo

[Anonymous No.18036901]

Oh fuck I heard a loud cough

[Anonymous No.18036900]

>>18036877
Oh, P/L. +9%. I had a really good entry when it first hit $20.

[Anonymous No.18036903]

Did someone just COOF in the background?

[Anonymous No.18036906]

>UK futures +3%
just.. what

[Anonymous No.18036910]

>>18036878
>He bought the "dip"
Sorry for your loss bro.

[Anonymous No.18036915]

>>18036831
the only way we will truly overcome the downsides of the human condition is to have strong enough AI that can run everything. there's probably some phrase for it, like transcendental technology or something, but you get the idea. technology is our only (realistic) savior, at the end of the day. it's a real thing with extraordinary powers, unlike God.

[Anonymous No.18036931]

>>18036901
I sneezed at the grocery store checkout the other day. Spooked the cashier lady a little.

[Anonymous No.18036938]

>>18036777
He really needs that stock market moving up to help low black unemployment.

[Anonymous No.18036949]

Scotty Gotta says we can't go back to work in two weeks
Is he on the bear payroll?

>>18036878
Rich boy...

[Anonymous No.18036963]

>>18036915
>the only way we will truly overcome the downsides of the human condition is to have strong enough AI that can run everything.
so Helios?
I'm getting spooked by how prophetic Deus Ex is becoming

[Anonymous No.18036964]

>>18036822
just wait till the job numbers come out thursday lmao we will have another -10% day this week

[Anonymous No.18036991]

So, what I'm getting from Trump's rambling is that he wants us all to both quarantine and be open for business at the same time. Is he going to make Surrogates real?

[Anonymous No.18037002]

>>18036301
I CANT WIN fucking losing everything on options puts calls it doesnt matter its all losing value waht in the fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.18037003]

OH NO BEAR BROS! WAS TODAY THE BOTTOM???

[Anonymous No.18037005]

>>18036478
Why is this not my Gf

[Anonymous No.18037010]

Phase 1: Corona affects China
Phase 2: The bloated stock market collapses
Phase 3: The economy goes down as loans get get repayed and companies suffer. Most of Europe closes shop for weeks.
Phase 4: Recession hits. Our system gets questioned as the second big crises in a decade rocks the boat and people again fear for their way of life.
Phase 5: No idea.

Am I too pessimistic?

[Anonymous No.18037014]

>>18036991
He wants quarantine but he knows that the economy can't stay alive like this and needs to do something about it

[Anonymous No.18037015]

>>18036889
your post about reelection is true, but I don't fucking want permanent lung damage god damn it shut it down.

[Anonymous No.18037019]

>>18036949
In two weeks hospitals will be full of dead coofers and people will be shitting themselves so no can't go back to work in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.18037024]

Be 100% honest...

Would you?

[Anonymous No.18037030]

>>18036991
He's trying to half-ass the economy and the quarantine at the same time.
Excited to see how this plays out.

[Anonymous No.18037032]

>tfw sold SQQQ on friday, sold DWT today
not gonna lie, it's starting to look like it's turning around

[Anonymous No.18037036]

>>18037002
Why everything has been priced in the bottom is here its going up now and the FED is gonna pump it all the way up.

[Anonymous No.18037039]

>>18037024
Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.18037052]

>>18036910
am up like 1k right now anon

>>18036949
kek am trading very conservative 500 not that big

[Anonymous No.18037056]

>>18037024
Like 10 years younger.

[Anonymous No.18037061]

>>18037010
No. The fun will be what happens when Trump decides the economy is more important than public health and ending quarantines. It will spread like fire.

[Anonymous No.18037063]

>>18037003
Said the bull literally every other day.

[Anonymous No.18037064]

>>18037024
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.18037067]

>DAX +3.5% for no reason at all
well i just lost $12k

[Anonymous No.18037070]

>>18036583
I think that was gods sign to get the fuck out now before the next big crash

[Anonymous No.18037073]

>>18036963
i didn't play deus ex, mind explaining in more detail? but assuming it's along the lines of what im talking about, yeah. i think they had something like it in evangelion too iirc, i haven't watched that shit in over a decade but if you know it you know what i mean. the Magi.

[Anonymous No.18037075]

>>18036964
>just wait
Exactly what I'm doing my friend. Patience is the name of the game, not worried about snatching up cheapies at the very bottom.

[Anonymous No.18037077]

>>18037024
imagine that dried shriveled up pussy N ass.

[Anonymous No.18037079]

>>18036910
>>18036949
also
*she
*rich gurl

[Anonymous No.18037090]

>>18037067
Im just not trading anything right now. Im just learning how to deal with the next crash. I was too young 2008.

[Anonymous No.18037091]

Damn, I'm fully filled. Will they stop me out instantly? Don't do it you fucks

[Anonymous No.18037093]

>>18037024
100% yes, as long as she can prescribe me some bonerpills to prepare
We already know she isn't infected, she's got a very sweet voice and a calm caring demeanor... I could use the touch of a woman rn

>>18037014
lmao he doesn't "want" quarantine, he doesn't care about the safety of americans, he just weighs the impact on his election

[Anonymous No.18037100]

>>18036729
He eats blow for breakfast and benzos for dinner
Makes sense

[Anonymous No.18037109]

>>18037067
>merkel being quarantined
>businesses closed for indefinite time
>UK shutting down after failing with the herd-immunity strategy
nothing to see here goy

[Anonymous No.18037115]

>>18037002
Just buy stocks...
The answer was in front of you all along

[Anonymous No.18037132]

holy shit reddit is getting BTFO with these futures numbers at the moment. Their master cuck had everyone long in the morning then change their longs to puts at eod hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18037133]

>THREE CYCLES OF THE VIRUS
THREE CYCLES
>THREE CYCLES OF THE VIRUS
THREE CYCLES
>THREE CYCLES OF THE VIRUS
THREE CYCLES
>THREE CYCLES OF THE VIRUS
THREE CYCLES

b-bullish...

[Anonymous No.18037135]

>>18036729
should I check out the morning show?
I've been skipping it lately, usually listen to the podcast.
>>18036777
checked and based

[Anonymous No.18037142]

>>18037019
Bro I'm at work right now
Think about it

[Anonymous No.18037145]

>>18037052
>up 1k on a 110k investment
>with huge downside risk
>tranny
Let me know how this works out for you next week.

[Anonymous No.18037148]

why the fuck does he keep twitching his hands? it makes him look like a beta

[Anonymous No.18037155]

>>18036777
fucking everything is a bull signal apparently
idk what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18037158]

Guys why is CORR (CorEnergy Infrastructure Trust Inc) increasing so much?

green closes three times in a row with spectacular changes:
+49%, +15% and +21%

[Anonymous No.18037161]

>>18037132
>id: 666
do you have any /ss/ of this satan? kek

[Anonymous No.18037162]

>>18037052
Nice pits

[Anonymous No.18037164]

>>18037073
One possible ending of doosex is to merge with a basically Omnipotent AI that can control systems across the world.

[Anonymous No.18037170]

>>18037073
basically in Deus Ex the world was run by the Illuminati (except China) which wound up creating giant AI surveillance systems called Daedalus and Icarus, which wound up getting merged into a super AI called Helios. In one of the games three endings your characters merges with Helios and basically governs the world. It also had a pandemic ravaging the world lmao.
I won't say any more since that's already a massive spoiler, but it's a kino game I'd recommend it even though its 20 years old now

[Anonymous No.18037172]

>mfw seeing futures after having sold my SRTY for a 10 dollar loss after buying at 53.8, 54.8 and 50 and bought UPRO at 18.2
>tfw want to day trade but no 25k
well, 23k to go.

[Anonymous No.18037184]

>>18037109
IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE

[Anonymous No.18037199]

>>18037115
cant make as much money that way

[Anonymous No.18037202]

>>18037155
because you stupid fudging dummytard
look at fudging 180 day chart

SPX dropped 1300 points in WEEK moron
only the dummiest of dummies selling now

[Anonymous No.18037214]

>President of the United States
>still using 720p

[Anonymous No.18037217]

>we are weeks away from watching people die in the NYSE

BROS THIS IS IT!

[Anonymous No.18037230]

>>18037109
I think the gig is up. It's a beer flu and it ain't the flu season anymore.

[Anonymous No.18037232]

>>18037214
Keep having to give away whitehouse technology funding to bankrupt airlines

[Anonymous No.18037234]

>>18037135
The morning show has been, as the zoomers say, "lit"
Also the morning price movement has been way more compelling than the afternoon times

[Anonymous No.18037243]

>>18037184
It's all been PRICED IN you are late to the party be early on the up swing. Normies are now taking this seriously they are a week behind the market. You need to be greedy when others are fearful.

[Anonymous No.18037250]

>>18037145
WHAT DOWNSIDE?
100K LIKE 10% OF ME MONEY

AM RISKING 300 POINTS AT MOST
YOU SUPER DUMB

[Anonymous No.18037251]

>>18037184
>markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.18037256]

why is meg so cute, bros?

[Anonymous No.18037264]

>>18037243
actually i've been shorting dax for over a week now and it was not supposed to go up tomorrow. it just doesn't make sense whatsoever

[Anonymous No.18037273]

>>18037256
She is so cute
She knows what she's doing with that sweater
She knows how it makes you feel

[Anonymous No.18037274]

>>18037256
because she's best girl

[Anonymous No.18037276]

>>18037148
Imagine being in front of your country which you have sworn your life to serve in its time of need and having to let Donald trump say hazardous things to the press without being able to correct him

[Anonymous No.18037287]

>>18037250
holy shit... holy shit you're fucking right...
I GOTTA DUMP MY SDOW SRTY SOXS RIGHT NOW

BUT I CAN ONLY DO MY SCHWAB NOT THE ROBINHOOD FUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18037288]

>>18037170
what happened with the in-game pandemic? also what are we talking about, the original deus ex? i'm locked down, can i get that shit on steam cause i've got time lol.

[Anonymous No.18037297]

So do you guys think that the big banks are going to recover?

[Anonymous No.18037305]

>>18037250
>haha its only 10% of my money!
>only 300 point risk!
>SPX can't go lower!
>you dumby!
This cope is so sad...

[Anonymous No.18037311]

What the fuck is he saying?

[Anonymous No.18037327]

>MASSIVE DEPRESSION
>MASSIVE (ECONOMIC DEPRESSION)
>MASSIVE SUICIDES

[Anonymous No.18037328]

>>18037256
imagine the smell from putting all the female anchors in one room

[Anonymous No.18037333]

is anyone here actually making gains this past week? did anyone make gains today?

[Anonymous No.18037337]

>>18037091
Fuck I'm such a good trader it's insane, jewish banksters sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.18037340]

>>18037273
OOF DIDN;'T EVEN NOTICE CABLEKNIT SWEATER QTTTTT!!!

>>18037311
he's retarded.

>>18037250
what's the level you start shorting again?
shit... I might have to buy more UDOW

[Anonymous No.18037341]

>>18037288
>what happened with the in-game pandemic?
I won't spoil it, I've left out plenty of important info so you aren't totally spoiled
yes the original, also for the record never touch invisible war the "sequel", we all collectively pretend that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.18037350]

>>18037311
Mr President was trying to imply the Mortality rate is lower than we report because people who are asymptomatic or didn't seek help aren't reported.

That was awkward as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.18037353]

>>18037273
it's kinda fucking me up how much of a fetish im realizing i'm having for hair+face combinations, recently.

[Anonymous No.18037354]

DR. MOTHERFUKIN FAUCI

[Anonymous No.18037358]

>>18036301
crazy money to be made! don't tell too many people.

[Anonymous No.18037367]

>>18037350
What did he say?
"The dead are lying about their deaths!"

[Anonymous No.18037382]

>not being able to eat in restaurants is a sacrifice
do americans really...?

[Anonymous No.18037402]

>>18037358
Id rather burn my money than invest in US/Canadian oil and gas right now.

[Anonymous No.18037407]

holy shit, this briefing is a trainwreck.
potentially historically significant trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.18037412]

>>18037382
Most Americans cant cook I presume. >>18037407
Link?

[Anonymous No.18037415]

Fauci confirmed not fired

[Anonymous No.18037417]

>Does Dr. Fauci agree with you?
>He doesn't not agree.

[Anonymous No.18037422]

>>18037412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA

[Anonymous No.18037424]

>>18037382
yea dude this country is full of retards, how do you think we elected a retard president and the dem nominee to face him has brain degregation

[Anonymous No.18037425]

>>18037412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA

[Anonymous No.18037431]

>>18037422
>>18037425
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18037432]

>>18037328
This chick looks about five years shy of 'can i speak to the manager' mode.

[Anonymous No.18037448]

I'm so sick of the fed's manipulation. Bounces are fine but they've gone too far pumping this fucking BULLSHIT. They need to be punished. Tomorrow should be red. Every god damn FUCKING day should be RED.

[Anonymous No.18037452]

Jesus Christ that press conference

[Anonymous No.18037462]

/biz/ how long will the lockdowns in the world will last? I just saw news of second wave in asia and japan canceled the Olympics and are extending their quarantine? Are we bound to lose the entire year? or it will go further?

[Anonymous No.18037478]

>>18037462
One more week

[Anonymous No.18037483]

>>18037462
The lost generation.
Toilet paper will be our guzzoline.

[Anonymous No.18037486]

>>18036777
>americans sacrificed so the first world can make money again

as it should be

[Anonymous No.18037493]

solid, soothing mike pence

[Anonymous No.18037494]

>are you happy with teh fed now that hes turned on the spigot

what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.18037500]

I think China reporting 1 case today is what triggered Trump to go full retard to avoid the humiliation even if Xi is lying.

[Anonymous No.18037502]

GOOD JOB JEROME

[Anonymous No.18037510]

[Anonymous No.18037511]

>>18037502
I DID IT FOR YOU

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18037515]

>>18037494
they mean the printers are warming

[Anonymous No.18037518]

>>18037502
>Today I called up Jerome Powell
>He's got other arrows in the quiver
CRAB WEEK CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18037525]

>>18037494
Our man is the Fed

[Anonymous No.18037526]

Jerome, you've done a really good job, I'm proud of you.

[Anonymous No.18037527]

>jerome you did a good job
jerome you did a good job
>jerome you did a good job
jerome you did a good job
>jerome you did a good job
jerome you did a good job

[Anonymous No.18037531]

>>18037448

>EVERY TIME A STOCK GOES UP IS BECAUSE JEWISH BANKERS MAN

can you get a grip

[Anonymous No.18037537]

>>18037478
why anon? i mean there's no sign of slowing down and >>18037483
makes a better point toilet paper is already more valued than ETH

[Anonymous No.18037545]

>>18037527
bottom right sauce pls

[Anonymous No.18037552]

Should I go all in on a polish etf tomorrow? Please respond

[Anonymous No.18037563]

>>18037478

>one week

The southern hemisphere is about 2 weeks out from going into lock down. This is only just beginning

[Anonymous No.18037581]

>>18037552
Only the eastern part

[Anonymous No.18037586]

>>18037563
ive got the feeling people dont give 2 fucks about lockdown news anymore

[Anonymous No.18037591]

Donnie looks so cucked just standing there and getting a lesson on how to be presidential from Mike Pence.

[Anonymous No.18037602]

>>18037353
Is this one of the chicks from Kashi or something like that?
They're so old now...

[Anonymous No.18037617]

>>18037340
am gonna start shorting if break 2100
>>18037305
-_-;


>>18037287
O_O

[Anonymous No.18037634]

My gut says the market will be blood red on Thursday when the unemployment numbers come out, what one-day 3x leveraged ETF should I buy?

[Anonymous No.18037643]

This dickhead is complaining about standing and answering questions for 2 hours. What an entitled, whiny bitch.

[Anonymous No.18037655]

>>18037617
pretty chart
h-halp I'm sick of losing monies

[Anonymous No.18037657]

>FUTURES ARE WEED GREEN

SPY 270 by end of March. SPY 320 by end of year. Flu season is over dorks. If you're not long already then prepare to be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.18037672]

Bear market is over. Don't get caught short in the next week.

[Anonymous No.18037705]

>>18037657
>>18037672
>Falling for the false bottom
Load up your short term calls and some longer term puts.

[Anonymous No.18037708]

>>18037672
Don't get caught tripping this week
Jerome is on the prowl
He won't try and squeeze them, but it might happen. Mostly he snibs the unaware with great force and sudden speed.

[Anonymous No.18037720]

>DAX futures from +3% to +1.5%
well atleast my loss is only 6k now instead of 12k
these futures traders are fucking retarded my dudes.

[Anonymous No.18037725]

pssst...

hey kid...

buy into AYTU...

[Anonymous No.18037729]

SPY is kissing 180 long before it touches 270.

[Anonymous No.18037734]

guys im having my ass balls and dick eaten by UVXY when is volatility going to moon again uwu

[Anonymous No.18037735]

>JEROME, GOOD JOB
you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.18037751]

>>18037672
It just seems like we're stuck with crabs. Tons of areas are closed or on lockdown, how many non-essentials will people be buying, and how are we even being held up right now being the moneyprinters?

[Anonymous No.18037752]

(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discordb gg kjGsbrW

[Anonymous No.18037759]

Did the live stream just loop?

[Anonymous No.18037771]

Today I traded for the first time. I bought baby stocks with baby money and made baby profit.

[Anonymous No.18037781]

>>18037531
>Fed confirms UNLIMITED buybacks and liquidity
>lol stock goes up
Kill yourself you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.18037783]

BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18037788]

>>18037655
STOP LOSING MONEY

[Anonymous No.18037793]

>>18037729
where can I get a gf like this?

can I trade mine current one in for one of these?

[Anonymous No.18037800]

>>18037781

>THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT CONTROLS THE WOOOOORLLLLDDDDDDD


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18037807]

90% of you don't understand monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.18037821]

>>18037800
It's not a shadow, it's blatant. I hope you're trolling but I have a feeling you really are that fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18037828]

>>18037807
Pretty sure 90% of us don't understand anything at all.

[Anonymous No.18037839]

>>18037788
...but how?
How do I do the chart thing to make the monies?

[Anonymous No.18037853]

>it's getting better
>it'll be over soon
but we're building field hospitals in NYC jej

[Anonymous No.18037855]

>>18037725
I feel like I missed the boat when it was in the pennies.

[Anonymous No.18037857]

>>18036334
>Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?
Seriously does he not realize the Chinese government lies a lot!?

[Anonymous No.18037867]

>>18036822
so what is the absolute safest thing to do here? buy VTSAX, VOO, big S&P 500 funds, and just hold. What if this shit happens again? I'm starting to not understand overall arguments for increased wealth over time if this current sort of shit has the ability to happen

[Anonymous No.18037885]

>dat blatant lie to the nigress
lèl

[Anonymous No.18037887]

>>18037857
I think they know, it's just posturing and doing it for the money.

[Anonymous No.18037896]

>>18037634
>My gut says the market will be blood red on Thursday when the unemployment numbers come out, what one-day 3x leveraged ETF should I buy?
When do those numbers actually come out? I'm afraid it's going to be green. I've got a few k in SPY puts.... Do I hold for multiple more days?
I want to buy Boeing calls before the stimulus gets passed....

[Anonymous No.18037906]

>i'll be the oversight

[Anonymous No.18037912]

>>18037807
It's 99%, probably 100%
The real problem are the 30% of posters on /biz/ and on /pol/ who see a screenshot that does a bad job explaining some aspect of a fed reserve operation, and then they spam that misunderstanding all over the website for the next month. It becomes impossible to even try to correct their misunderstanding because it's like 4 layers deep of bullshit. So it isn't just a simple ignorance, it is an insidious and virulent uninformed arrogance
Eventually you have to just give up on people understanding what a repo market is or what bonds or treasuries are. Because they don't really care, they just want to post about it

[Anonymous No.18037914]

>>18036520
So less than $500 at risk? Feels safe that way. Ive got about $1500 at risk and I'm somewhat scared...probably because I blew about 9k on options last year

[Anonymous No.18037918]

>>18037853
Don't forget making hoarding illegal.
And bankrupt companies.
And no jobs.

[Anonymous No.18037927]

fuck i should have kept my calls instead of panic seliing friday

fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.18037935]

>>18037918
Bullish! Bearkeks btfo!

[Anonymous No.18037943]

If you're still getting blindsided by Tuesday bumps you need to lurk moar

[Anonymous No.18037963]

>>18037771
Congratulations anon.

[Anonymous No.18037966]

>he went in on the dollar
anyone else hear that?

[Anonymous No.18037986]

>>18036502
https://www.deviantart.com/gamera1985/art/Headless-Torso-754074924

[Anonymous No.18037990]

>>18037943
We kicked the Friday pump. This Monday it barely dropped, a mere 3%. Who knows whats happening Tuesday, maybe its -6% and Wednesday is +6%?

[Anonymous No.18037997]

>>18037966
Heard a lot of weird shit... I'm tired of this, but it did work this time, got a little pump. Relief rally incoming?

[Anonymous No.18038021]

>>18037729
god these dream girls always make me kek guys am so retarded
should make "dying trader girl GF"

[Anonymous No.18038040]

>>18037912
But then 90% of the few that do know anything about it are seething bullcucks who think everything's fine and the Fed will save us, hurting their credibility and making bears more retarded.

[Anonymous No.18038043]

>>18037382
For some reason, my parents went from making food at home every night to eating out most every night. Kind of fucking weird. I'm not much better because I'll dump 20 bucks on pop and smokes and food for the day with very little real reserve at my house normally.

[Anonymous No.18038045]

I wonder if Trump actually thinks there's a lot of pent up demand.
It's enough for the country to be closed for a week to completely bankrupt people of whatever savings they have and burden them with even more debt.
Give it couple of months and small businesses are going to get fucked.
When the country opens people have been robbed of whatever purchasing power they had.
The only quick recovery we'll see is going to be due to the infinite money they're printing flowing into the market, not actual consumer purchasing.

[Anonymous No.18038050]

>>18037912

Why would you bother explaining it to most anons with 2-4 digit RH accounts that either own 1-10 shares of a company or are speculating in options without even knowing their greeks, inevitably losing everything they made because they bet it all on one direction.

[Anonymous No.18038054]

ok Corona just a flu confirmed. all i care about are unemployment numbers and Q1 reports. Corona had its show, step off the stage u chink virus Nigger.

[Anonymous No.18038058]

>>18037602
Perfume is what you're looking for, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBX5YGPNDbs

[Anonymous No.18038075]

I feel like the massive job loss numbers are not yet priced in. The market tends to take a few days to respond to information like this.
In unrelated news, watch out tomorrow for CCL's earnings report. It should be dismal. I've got puts on them at 10$.

[Anonymous No.18038080]

>>18038021
No one wants a dying trader GF

>>18038040
Nah

[Anonymous No.18038093]

>>18038054
>Chink
>Nigger
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18038121]

I have a feeling that Donald probably sat here on biz,he is bullposting irl

[Anonymous No.18038126]

It's like you guys have never experienced a bear market before. We may be in the worst economic trouble since the great depression and there are still delusional bulls who think we hit the bottom in less than a month.

[Anonymous No.18038139]

>>18038058
Yeah that's it

>>18038050
The point is, if you try to explain monetary policy to people here you won't get anywhere, it's just frustrating. You can teach people some things some of the time, but if you see someone posting anything about how they have a better idea for what the Federal reserve should be doing, you should just ignore that poster and not try and engage with them

[Anonymous No.18038140]

>>18038021
alright but you gotta help me trade less retardly.

I did just dipbuy some PEP, JNJ, MRK, and BRKB... hope to get some of that bounce tomorrow and I like thoses.

[Anonymous No.18038161]

>>18038075
I'm sorry CCL is gonna pump up q1 damage has already happened. It was in good standing before this and most likely gonna get a bail out.

[Anonymous No.18038168]

>>18037912
Go back to r*ddit, tranny.

[Anonymous No.18038179]

>>18038139
also, women age but videos are forever. same with music, same with porn. sasha grey is young forever in her old porns even though she's old now, for example. perfume will always be young and beautiful forever in their old videos and pics.

that fucking hairstyle though HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.18038181]

Locked in profit, a little more than 1 hour and $1600 profit. The market can do whatever now that I'm going to bed, BUT I prefer down so dump it jews

>>18035674
>>18035674

[Anonymous No.18038192]

>>18038080
>not even virgin neckbeards on 4chan want me

[Anonymous No.18038202]

>>18038181
>Locked in profit, a little more than 1 hour and $1600 profit. The market can do whatever now that I'm going to bed

you're learning the way of the day trader, anon. you're learning. keep going. sleep tight :^)

[Anonymous No.18038224]

>>18036502
>what is yandex

[Anonymous No.18038246]

>Asked about the proposed provision in the relief package to allow Treasury to dole out money to companies as it sees fit, Trump says: "Look, I'll be the oversight. I'll be the oversight."
lmao
I'm sure the dems were reassured by this

[Anonymous No.18038258]

>>18038192
>want me

post pic of tits, ass, and hairstyle, and i'll consider wanting you.

[Anonymous No.18038268]

hehehe me make new thread derply

>>18038241

>>18038241

>>18038241

>>18038241

NEW @_@ !!

[Anonymous No.18038278]

>>18038161
>>18038075
Oh, CCL earnings report tomorrow? They are going to get fucked.
>massive refunds and cancellations
>no profit for at least half of next quarter
>maybe a bailout? is it even enough?
>No guidance because fuck it
>Fudged numbers to hide potential bankruptcy
>Cut dividends

[Anonymous No.18038279]

>>18038126
>It's like you guys have never experienced a bear market before
That's exactly what is happening here

[Anonymous No.18038280]

>>18038139

I mean you're sharing the same space with a bunch of newfags flocking in from other boards/pol and some potential crypto shitposters since I don't see them around as much these days. It's not 2015 era biz anymore with reading recommendations and oil/forex generals, as most with some knowledge in finance/business all dissipated when bitcoin was moonshotting to the stars back in '17. Just take this place with a grain of salt and your hair will take longer to grey.

[Anonymous No.18038286]

>>18037032
Lmao. My fellow bobro. I was extremely mad yesterday when I pussied out on buy puts on Friday because news came out that made it sound like a sure big red day on monday. The reverse happens... got two puts tho

[Anonymous No.18038292]

>>18038192
My only desire is for Jerome to implement never before seen purchasing facilities
I want to see money unhinged
I want to see the cryptocurrency people watching with their mouths agape when they see what a real instrument of transactional value can become
The dollar is going to take us to places where no human has tread
Imagine caring about women at a time like this
lmao just lmao

[Anonymous No.18038321]

>>18037145
>up 1k on a 110k investment
Lol very likely. Imagine risking 110k to make a return that can be utterly lost if the reverse of your stock option happens.

[Anonymous No.18038420]

>>18038278
The reason luxury companies will be fucked for a while is three-fold:
>1. People not taking cruises due to fear of the virus.
The Diamond Princess proved that cruises are veritable petri dishes.
>2. People not taking cruises due to economic hardship.
Many people have lost their jobs or had hours cut or didn't get paid for being in quarantine. They need time to save up money just to get back to normal, let alone take a cruise.
>3. Retired, semi-retired, or near retirement people who had their portfolios destroyed during the downturn.
They might reconsider taking cruises when their fixed incomes get cut in half from dividend cuts, classic boomer stocks/futures like defense and oil taking a huge hit, etc.

Cruises are FUCKED for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.18038478]

>>18036705
Shut the fuck up magakike

[Anonymous No.18038513]

>>18038420
Sure.
But trump is going to bail out his Florida business pals, it’s a swing state and it’s where he’s got one of his resorts.

Could make a good trade but fuck that shit for investments.

[Anonymous No.18038535]

when will VIX drop

[Anonymous No.18038573]

>>18037448
lol get squeezed. and amateur pro tip: this isn't just the Fed buying.

[Anonymous No.18038596]

>>18037483
Okay now what the fuck is with the toilet paper anyway? Corona chan is severe sniffles, you'd think people would be buying kleenex like crazy, not toilet paper. I go grocery store just now, plenty of kleenex, zero toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.18038650]

>>18038596
Because if shit hits the fan you don’t want a shit crusted ass crack.

It’s just one of the basic everyday luxuries of first world living.

[Anonymous No.18038653]

>>18037288
just torrent it. there might be some HD texture packs floating around too because the game is ancient at this point

[Anonymous No.18038822]

>>18036831
>government agency
There's certainly a privately owned one.

[Anonymous No.18038882]

How afraid should I be of the economy imploding if I'm a below middle class wagie crossboarder. I make probably 35k a year roughly. What would a depression or recession even look like for someone like me? I think I live pretty comfortable atm, as I live below my means and frugally.
Honest question

[Anonymous No.18038949]

>>18038882
If you can keep your job, and if your expenses are less than your income, you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.18038968]

>>18036301
>tfw no torso trading gf

[Anonymous No.18039074]

CNN and MSNBC running doom and death stories on it. Foxnews talking about treatments. kek

[Anonymous No.18039077]

>>18037382
Many probably. Me? No restaurants are expensive. Freaking Jack In The Box costed me like $6+ for a shake and a kids cheeseburger (if you dont say kids cheeseburger they will probably give you the regular more expensive one that is probably the same size except for the bread)

[Anonymous No.18039095]

>>18036915
sure and that machine will determine that robots need to take over fuck that. Asimov was right

>>18036963
I, Robot

[Anonymous No.18039098]

>>18037412
I cant cook and I dont even eat out all that often and that includes when my parents bring takeout. Even if I lived on my own I can easily figure out how to cook. As for the average person in the u.s. its probably them not liking being at home and preferring to be put and about alongside having some tasty food.

[Anonymous No.18039106]

>>18039074
>watching cable news at all
why do boomers do this? you're rotting your brain with poison when there are better things to do. jacking off is more productive.

Fox News is a propaganda network in a way the shills at CNN or MSNBC can't catch up with though

[Anonymous No.18039113]

>>18037202
this crop costs 20 dollars to use

[Anonymous No.18039164]

>>18038949
My job is considered "essential" currently. But I'm also currently told I have to stay home until some corona test results come in. I apparently worked with someone who is testing for it. A company can only stay in low profile mode while paying its non-working employees for so long...
I just want shit to go back to normal man.

[Anonymous No.18040015]

I may have corona after a stint of working at an airport 5 days ago. Did not wear a mask and talked to 800-1200 people that day face to face.
Coughing, light fever, head ache, light pain developing today.

Should I walk without mask to crash the economy even harder and kill boomers or wear a mask and gloves?

[Anonymous No.18040489]

>>18040015
I'm not a boomer, but I'd really appreciate it if you wore mask and gloves, or just didn't go out.

Its probably already done for anyway.