/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18035198]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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Free chart:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prev>>18033138

[Anonymous No.18035217]

Rolling for the market drops tomorrow so I can sell my puts and then everything goes up from there

[Anonymous No.18035236]

What just happened to futures?

[Anonymous No.18035240]

>>18035217
>and then everything goes up from there
pfffft

[Anonymous No.18035276]

LEL

[Anonymous No.18035362]

>>18035276
sounds good to me, unlike trump and the GOP's shit bill.

[Anonymous No.18035366]

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

[Anonymous No.18035412]

>>18035276
>retirement plans for community newspaper employees

[Anonymous No.18035418]

Time to lotto call SOXL chains are kind of gay af but its still better profit potential than AMD itself, and if shit goes super haywire you could be in the money by like 150

[Anonymous No.18035422]

I can't even get a haircut anymore, everything is on lockdown. Fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.18035456]

>>18035276
>no id required to vote
>same day voter registration
Hmmm... really gets the noggin' joggin'

[Anonymous No.18035464]

>>18035362
>put stupid shit in it that has nothing to do with the issue at hand, just to give people a reason to not vote for the bill and delay aid

>sounds good
Since I need things to move down more. It does sound good. But if the aim is to help the economic situation overall, lel nah.

[Anonymous No.18035477]

Gonna bull tomorrow I can feel it

[Anonymous No.18035480]

>>18035276
I don't know if that's true or not but Tom Cotton is a retard who wants war with China.

[Anonymous No.18035481]

>>18035366
That mean that midget from Indiana?

[Anonymous No.18035494]

>>18035422
this, wish i'd gone on friday
might have to resort to doing it myself

[Anonymous No.18035499]

>>18035276
>this is your country on a two-party system

[Anonymous No.18035524]

>>18035494
>tfw went friday
feels gud

[Anonymous No.18035531]

>>18035480
>Tom Cotton is a retard who wants war with China.
Agree. Only a retard would believe we aren't already in a war with China

[Anonymous No.18035540]

What the fuck?
Someone tell me why the futures are going up.

[Anonymous No.18035543]

got my AMD put on 41 strike, 1st may expiry, should i close it brehs ?

[Anonymous No.18035545]

>>18035494
Seriously, same here. If Trump announces a national lockdown I'm just shaving my head kek.

[Anonymous No.18035565]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00&fbclid=IwAR2w7tKWc1kLI71L6b01r0e2HCEhQ7-OvvKs67DHt8H3HfY34hCeWjo6Djg&app=desktop

[Anonymous No.18035582]

Another down day, might as well buy baby buy right?. So I went on another buying spree. Up to my Govt check limit sadly. Out of my 15 positions these are my top ones by share count numbers:
ONTX: 12,550
GE: 40
T: 32
DIS: 12

P.S - Those fucks better pass the "check" bill soon; I want my 2400 damnit.

[Anonymous No.18035587]

>>18035543
Nah, give it some more time.

[Anonymous No.18035591]

remember people buy up gamestop while its low it will be one of the top companies in a year

[Anonymous No.18035608]

White House briefing starting """"soon"""" (was supposed to start 30 mins ago).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA

[Anonymous No.18035628]

>>18035608
Had to wait till futures started

[Anonymous No.18035635]

God I'll be so fucking happy if Tuesday is green. I'm alright if it's red, but I'll be doing really well if it's green.

[Anonymous No.18035637]

>criminal barr on stage.

[Anonymous No.18035657]

>>18035582
GE/T/DIS are going to give you great returns anon maybe look into XOM thursday mid day for a bit more diversity and gains

[Anonymous No.18035668]

NOOOOOO MY PUTS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18035702]

What will the world population be on 31 December 2020?

[Anonymous No.18035747]

>>18035702
a few thousand survivors scraping out a meagre existence on the increasingly irradiated Falkland Islands

[Anonymous No.18035752]

>>18035276
This is completely retarded what the fuck are they thinking?

[Anonymous No.18035805]

>>18035276
Student loan bailout may not be the worst, but they could just erase some outstanding federal debt and let the retards with private loans rot

[Anonymous No.18035811]

>>18035276
SHOULD I TAKE OUT A 10k STUDENT LOAN!!??!!??

[Anonymous No.18035828]

>>18035464
>not understanding the game
>only hating it when the other team has the ball

[Anonymous No.18035858]

>>18035811
Take out as many loans as you want, the feds will just brrrrr them out of existence.

[Anonymous No.18035875]

>>18035276
That last one holy fuck am I reading this right?
>Permanent paid leave
>Permanent
>paid
>leave

[Anonymous No.18035942]

>>18035276
None of the zoomers in this thread know 'bout that photoshop.

[Anonymous No.18035976]

Dr Trump is still shilling chloromemes

[Anonymous No.18035989]

>>18035942
It's all there on his twitter fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18035998]

>thinks viruses cause Malaria
>people will buy this guy's snake oil

[Anonymous No.18036061]

>>18035276
>Required early voting
>Required same-day registration

In what goddamn world is making citizen have an easier time voting in elections a negative?

>>18035875
As in having paid leave is now a permanent part of that companies policies. Don't tell me you actually read that as someone getting paid leave forever, right?

[Anonymous No.18036083]

Well I saw where under the other bill you'd get 3000 per couple v.s 2400 in the original. I don't really give a shit which passes but hey if I get more green outta it who am I to turn it down?

[Anonymous No.18036113]

evens and DOW opens down
odds and DOW opens up
even dubs and DOW gaps down to breakers
odd dubs and DOW gaps up 5% or more

[Anonymous No.18036118]

>>18035976
There were trumpniggers in here last night saying corona was btfo by this shit lol

[Anonymous No.18036146]

>>18036113
I trust this method more than technical analysis btw

[Anonymous No.18036194]

>>18035276
>10k bailout for student loans

Then i expect 10k deposited into my parents bank account for being financially responsible rather than taking a loan I couldnt pay back and knew all the negatives about.

Considering how hard they want to remove at least some student loans should i go back to college for a better degree AND instead of using my savings get a student loan?

[Anonymous No.18036205]

>>18035198
you got a licence for this gathering

[Anonymous No.18036242]

>>18036194
This is exactly why I want to take out my student loan now. I think I missed the fuckkng boat though... and it even fits the repub need for stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18036254]

>>18035276
FUCKING

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.18036276]

UK wagie here

Mr shekelberg sent us an email saying we all still have to come into work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18036282]

BULLCHADS... we back

[Anonymous No.18036284]

imagine the retaliation once the US has this under control

the chinamen are FINISHED

[Anonymous No.18036287]

oh no no no... the bears......

[Anonymous No.18036296]

>>18036276
post now or larp

[Anonymous No.18036297]

>>18036194
>Everyone should be fucked because I can't benefit

Literally crabs in a bucket

[Anonymous No.18036307]

Hope you bought the bottom today, biznitches. WE GREEN TOMORROW.

[Anonymous No.18036329]

>>18036282
>he thinks it's over

[Anonymous No.18036337]

>>18036282
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18036342]

18200 tested 4 times on DJIA and bounced back

[Anonymous No.18036349]

>>18036307
ur the bottom

[Anonymous No.18036355]

>>18036296

The email states that the TV announcement was ambiguous, and those that cannot work from home are allowed to come in although our business is marketing and obviously non essential

[Anonymous No.18036369]

Repostan again from the last thread.

Here's a horrendous interview from Dr. Fauci: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/i-m-going-keep-pushing-anthony-fauci-tries-make-white-house-listen-facts-pandemic

Here's one gem from it, a question that Mr. Cohen asked:
>Q: Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?

Amazing. I'm speechless.

[Anonymous No.18036380]

>>18036146
>>18036113
based. i think you're right too

[Anonymous No.18036387]

I think the thing that's helped me retain most of my portfolio value is that over 61% of it is defensive classed. A bit over 36% is in Sensitive classed while just almost 3% is in Cyclical classed holdings.

[Anonymous No.18036392]

LAST CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE GRAVY TRAIN FAGGOTS
https://antibethera.com/pipeline/atb-346/
>ATB-346 is a novel anti-inflammatory drug that releases hydrogen sulfide. It has shown unequivocal superiority to naproxen in gastrointestinal safety in a large Phase 2B double-blind clinical trial
>Stock up 20% today
>Dose study ends soon
Literally free money, don't miss out.

[Anonymous No.18036393]

nO NO NO MY FUCKING PUTS

[Anonymous No.18036424]

>>18036392
There is 0 market for that drug, stop shilling it faggot.

[Anonymous No.18036426]

bears once again, btfo

[Anonymous No.18036433]

Level 3 circuit breaker tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18036441]

>>18036355
give the cops an anonymous tipoff, considering what happens when you post mean words on the internet a SWAT team should be busting down the doors before lunch break

[Anonymous No.18036458]

>oi m8 yu have a loicense to go outside

[Anonymous No.18036469]

>>18036424
>there is zero market for literally just objectively superior naproxen

[Anonymous No.18036471]

>trump said he agrees with surgeon general that covid19 is going to get worse
welp thats it boys sell all your shit

[Anonymous No.18036473]

>>18036387
nerd

[Anonymous No.18036483]

"much much less bad".

[Anonymous No.18036486]

>MUH FLU

[Anonymous No.18036496]

>>18036424
Why is there 0 market for an anti-inflammatory?

[Anonymous No.18036498]

>>18035422
That game was really fun

[Anonymous No.18036501]

>>18035657
Why GE aren’t they going to get wrecked soon?

[Anonymous No.18036516]

>>18036355
larp then, okay

[Anonymous No.18036518]

I'm up 1.6% in the after market, another crab shuffle tomorrow lads?

[Anonymous No.18036526]

>>18036369
>implying implications
Nigga he tryna get them clicks and shit.

[Anonymous No.18036528]

ONTX posts earnings tomorrow afternoon. While not the grand p3 data review news that most are looking forward to, still I think it'll show that the company is on the right track and it's severely overlooked/undervalued. God I can't wait. My sell order is good for 60 days... 12,550 shares x 1.5, over 18k.. I'm ready for the glorious news to bring me a fat wad.

[Anonymous No.18036529]

How would dividends work if I diversify into foreign stocks? Would taxes rape?ª

[Anonymous No.18036537]

"Some parts of the country are lightly infected."

Not for long after next week.

[Anonymous No.18036550]

WE'VE LEARNED ABOUT THE HAND

[Anonymous No.18036552]

> Trump: "Parts of our country are only slightly affected"
> 10+ states are on complete lockdown

[Anonymous No.18036562]

I bought 4 sacks of coal

[Anonymous No.18036563]

>>18036537
You think we’ll have a cure that fast?

[Anonymous No.18036565]

Anybody else eyeing long calls over a year out (leaps)?

Seems fool proof as we've largely bottomed out (yes we'll see more daily bullshit) and will be a steady climb back up.

[Anonymous No.18036567]

https://brrr.money/
Hehe, money printer go brrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18036570]

>>18036529
I think it depends both on your local laws and the laws of the country you're buying in, I'm pretty sure Canadians get double taxed unless you're in an RRSP

[Anonymous No.18036571]

>>18036501
The healthcare and power divisions are cranking out the stuff like mad to fight the virus. Yeah the aviation division is down but that's just part of the company.

[Anonymous No.18036586]

>>18036563
He means they'll be heavily infected.

[Anonymous No.18036591]

>>18036061
democracy is a failed system

[Anonymous No.18036599]

>>18036571
Bruh GE's debt equity ratio is worse than real estate companies and banks. Oil prices and 0 demand for airplane parts is going to turn that shit into a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.18036602]

>>18036570
Yeah a TFSA OR RRSP is what you wanna use to not pay Canadian taxes

[Anonymous No.18036606]

Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.18036616]

>>18036570
I'm a burger.

[Anonymous No.18036629]

>>18035828
the democrats will never learn that the race bating they've used so far cost bernie his second nomination. People would've voted for him, but they understand that free healthcare and free college come with 8 more years of purple haired trannies screaming about opression, while being treated like an endangered species and pampered to their faggy hearts content. I used to identify as a left-leaning person, I no longer do because of the hypocrisy, delusions and straight up lies that the left is spreading. I don't hate women, but I think that they've unironically ruined politics.

[Anonymous No.18036635]

>>18036565
Index fund LEAPs is not a bad idea because they're going to cycle out all the trash that doesn't recover.

[Anonymous No.18036637]

>>18036602
I'm a leaf and have no clue how our TFSAs work, but I'm also a poorfag so taxes hardly matter

[Anonymous No.18036655]

KEK this bitch getting absolutely cornered on the Rand Paul question

[Anonymous No.18036656]

DID HE SAY 50000 DEATHS

[Anonymous No.18036670]

>>18036061
>"""""""citizen"""""""

[Anonymous No.18036678]

>>18036635
I was thinking about bank of america. The etfs like SPY are just through the roof with premium costs.

[Anonymous No.18036685]

>>18036529
I am interested in foreign stocks too. Thinking I would start with russian oil companies and singapore airlines. Are you eyeing anything in particular???

[Anonymous No.18036686]

>>18036637
If you have investments keep them inside a TFSA so you dont pay taxes on gains or dividends

[Anonymous No.18036687]

I bought a put contract at 4.20 , now the price on 4.30 , which shows me a X amount of loss.

If i sell the put contract now , does that mean i lose all my money or just the potential "loss'

[Bill D. No.18036690]

Buying in DAL at $19 and $17 boys, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.18036718]

>>18036146
hard to argue with fibs though, since they are so popular, same with MAs and EMAs, rest is snake-oil as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.18036728]

>>18036687
All of it. Why are you trading puts if you don't understand them.

[Anonymous No.18036730]

>>18036687
All the money

[Anonymous No.18036736]

>>18036690
you're going to need it because you missed the boat, too late

[Anonymous No.18036739]

What is this retard even doing? He needs to get off from the platform.

[Anonymous No.18036741]

STOP FUCKING TALKING BEFORE AND AFTER EVERYONE.

LET THE ADULTS TALK YOU FUCKING TARD

Oh good, now he's talking about suicides and deaths... thanks bud. Just leave it at what Brix said, she did fine!

>>18036629
agree completely that they need to wake up to the fact that the sjw shit is WHY the centrists wanted biden, it's why bernie and liz were left behind. Not because biden was an amazing candidate kek.

But this shit is exactly what mitch pulled during the "debt ceiling crisis" he caused. Remember that when shit was hitting the fan, congress rejected TARP. THEY PUT FUCKING TEABAGS ON THEIR HEADS TO PROTEST OBAMA'S STIMULUS DURING THE GREATEST ECONOMIC DISASTER SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION. That shit was so fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18036749]

>>18036678
I can't speak about banks much. I do a lot of research before committing to a LEAP. Held one on GE last year that expired Jan 2020 and it returned 300% but I got kind of lucky

[Anonymous No.18036758]

I dono much about investing or finance, but I got a lot of money from bonds that I inherited. is inflation gonna kill them? I guess that the market is going down cause everyone is selling, but they're not just holding the cash, are they? what are they buying with it?

[Anonymous No.18036762]

Not trying to argue or nothing but before the virus came about GE was on a roll. It was so called "doomed" before but the haters got proved wrong when the stock price almost doubled basically. Also they just sold a tiny part of the Healthcare division for 20 billion. You gotta put this into perspective. Each part of GE: Aviation, Power,Capital,Healthcare, Renewal-able Energy,etc is large enough on it's own to be a company. Some question the whole mega corp concept but in cases like this, the parts actually work well to keep the company as a whole going.

[Anonymous No.18036776]

am i the only one who bought puts for tomorrow? (3/27 KO $38 & F $4.5)

[Anonymous No.18036785]

just wanted to share what >>18036014 made

https://vocaroo.com/m5yyRyXS41l

[Anonymous No.18036797]

>>18036728
just trying it out ,thx though. I am in the plus with 2 of them and closing them. but one is in the red and i started an order to sell it. but i guess ill just hold it then and hope it goes down :)

[Anonymous No.18036800]

We've learned a lot. We're much gooder at it now.

[Anonymous No.18036802]

>>18036758
>but they're nit just holding the cash, are they?
that's actually exactly what's happening

[Anonymous No.18036815]

>>18036758
A lot of people are holding cash right now, buy some gold if you want to hedge.

[Anonymous No.18036828]

>>18036776
I almost bought BA puts even it hit 110 but then I got distracted and didn't put the order in

[Anonymous No.18036832]

>>18036739
that's a tell.
that is not a good sign, thanks for pointing this out.

>>18036776
>KO puts
fucking lol
I bought 6 shares or so, and puts on Japan and Canada.

FUCK thought I'm still holding DOG and SO MUCH FUCKING FNGD AND SRTY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18036836]

>>18035811
This am considering it. I was financially responsible, well my parents, were and i/they pay the penalty which pisses me off

[Anonymous No.18036853]

>>18036836
I think... maybe we're too late :(

[Anonymous No.18036858]

am i the only one who bought calls for tomorrow? (3/27 KO $38 & F $4.5)

[Anonymous No.18036865]

>>18035276
>by race
Will they create a job efficiency rating too? Otherwise the rest isn't the end of the world

[Anonymous No.18036866]

>>18036736
idk about that anon for the airlines it should be getting worst even when a vaccine comes people arent going to travel so it will take time. if it get to 19 im buying >>18036599
stop it anon dont freak me out ahhh i bought 1k at 7 a while back now im holding bags

[Anonymous No.18036869]

>>18036297
>Literally crabs in a bucket
But i suceeded partially because my parents decided not waste every single paycheck lile most people seem to do. Do you know how many yard sales and garage sales i pass where they have what looks like enough clothes to fill a decent sized living room with a 3 inch thick layer of compressed clothes!?

[Anonymous No.18036872]

>>18036762
Zoom out. My dad bought shit from the old GE building in town and I helped him scrap a lot of it on my free time. A drill press fell on a guy who was taking it away and I helped rush to take it off him. Good times. That company is going to 0 and has just as much respect today for moving all the jobs out of the country.

[Anonymous No.18036873]

>>18036832
sorry, ive been buying so many puts i mistakenly typed /puts/ instead of /calls/.

[Anonymous No.18036890]

>>18036426
>market down 50%
>boeing on the verge of bankruptcy
>pre trump era lows
>bears once again, btfo
no wonder people think cows are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.18036893]

I have long calls on walmart and ge, long out on gamestop

How fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.18036916]

TREMENDOUS DEATH

DEATH

DEATH

[Anonymous No.18036921]

>boeing at $110/share
fuck did i miss the $92 dip

[Anonymous No.18036930]

>>18036866
Ouch. I held ge bags for like 3 months and sold them at a small profit when they got a bounce last year. Only bought them cause freakin robinhiod lied about the dividend amount. 1 single penny was the dividend not 10%+ or whatever it was.

[Anonymous No.18036935]

>>18036916
STOP TALKING AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18036937]

Let's go back to stock certificates. They're look extremely comfy to hold

[Anonymous No.18036954]

>>18036890
but the futes, they're rippin

[Anonymous No.18036955]

Who is this cutie?

[Anonymous No.18036980]

>futures up 2.5%
>stimulus hasn't even passed
I think we're in the last bull trap boys, bottom is next

[Anonymous No.18036981]

AAAAAAAAAAA

NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT NOT WANTING TO SHUT DOWN NEW YORK BECAUSE IT'S WHERE THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE IS!!!!!
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM!!!

Is anyone watching whats going on with congress? I think cnbc is covering it?

>>18036297
Some of our families "borrowed" from their savings and retirements instead of borrowing from the federal government.

I'm all for freezing the interest like the brits do, until they can make enough money to actually pay off the loan, but this is a penalty on those who chose not to take on debt.

>>18036955
I've been seeing her for a while, don't know who she's reporting for...

[Anonymous No.18036992]

>>18036916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teVN-x6dkac

[Anonymous No.18037006]

>>18036981
>>18036955
CNN's Katy Collins

[Anonymous No.18037008]

>>18036937
DIS still offers them. Collectable only.

[Anonymous No.18037009]

>>18036937
Pass. I have enough papers, certificates and other worthless garbage already. Just let me sell my bags to some other retard electronically and I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.18037021]

>>18036955
What does she mean by this demeanor

[Anonymous No.18037035]

What is this pattern?

[Anonymous No.18037044]

>>18037006
>CNN's
fuck

[Anonymous No.18037054]

>>18035805
I wish people would stomp chimping on these, fucking government has me for over 10K of interest because I am terrible human being and im sure the government can forgive all of its magical interestbux and not hurt anything

Yes yes we all realize boomers paid every dime of it and its not faaaaaair

Fuck I shouldn't have said a damn thing about SOXL I just like feeling smart and sometimes giving away my best ideas its another reason I am poor

>>18036937
Playboy is a good example of everything American when it starts out it is incredibly run well designed and beautiful as hell, then its second gen is degenerate and excessive but people ignore it until its too late, eventually a bunch of niggers go all over it and crackers too and boomers and ruin everything

[Anonymous No.18037065]

>>18037035
That's the classic 'take profits now because everyone is jumping on the boat' pattern

[Anonymous No.18037069]

>>18037035
Short them, they're just a hype.

[Anonymous No.18037074]

>>18037035
the silly investors buying one of the only stocks on the entire market that's overvalued instead of oversold pattern

like seriously wtf why would you buy zoom instead of fucking berkshire or raytheon or something with actual upside

[Anonymous No.18037088]

>>18036501
GE is already just about a penny stock. This is going to end them.

[Anonymous No.18037097]

>>18037021
Who in their right mind would marry a woman with this resting face

[Anonymous No.18037111]

>>18037044
kek same thought

[Anonymous No.18037122]

>>18037097
Gentlemen who appreciate CBT

[Anonymous No.18037125]

>>18036832
I'm unironically shorting Mickey Ds. If this shit continues they will have to cut the cost of staff to hold on to the real estate on their locations.

[Anonymous No.18037130]

>>18037074
motleyfool just recommended them so a lot of people are mindlessly dogpiling it right now

[Anonymous No.18037137]

>>18037122
>>18037021
>when it's time for the 4pm dick flattening

[Anonymous No.18037138]

So is the old lady saying that there is gonna be multiple waves of the virus

[Anonymous No.18037152]

>>18037009
>I have enough papers, certificates and other worthless garbage already.
>worthless
Turn it into TP then sell it, anon.

[Anonymous No.18037157]

>>18037122
>when you made sure the condom broke

[Anonymous No.18037160]

Do bulls even realize this means that the administration has concluded this is a no win scenario and the US is going to have this worse than Italy with this new plan? People aren't going to fly on planes and go to public spaces suddenly because Trump says it's okay when their relatives start dying. He just lost the fucking election too.

[Anonymous No.18037165]

>>18037122
sign me up bruh

[Anonymous No.18037169]

>>18037130
for $159 you could buy one stonk in zoom; or on stonk in Raytheon, one in Cloudflare, one in Kratos, and like 50 Antibe

which is the better portfolio

[Anonymous No.18037179]

>>18036858
Still holding on to 222 SPY puts that expire 03/30 and 180 puts that expire on 01/05

[Anonymous No.18037185]

>>18037138
Yeah, not everybody is going to get it all at once, and then it'll re-emerge and probably infect those who don't have an immunity. Rinse repeat until it's more or less the common flu.

[Anonymous No.18037189]

OH MY GOD
LEAVE THE QUESTIONS TO DR. BRIX

DON'T ASK HER YOUR OWN DUMBASS BULLSHIT QUESTION YOU DROOLING BOOMER RETARD

[Anonymous No.18037190]

>>18037035
NICE P/E BRO

[Anonymous No.18037216]

>it went under 19k

[Anonymous No.18037219]

>>18037169
How the fuck do you buy one stock? I can only buy blocks of 100.

[Anonymous No.18037221]

>>18036602
Go RRSP to avoid American taxes. The US will still tax you on your American stocks in your TFSA.

Don’t forget leafs, BMO, BNS, and TD haven’t dropped or not paid their dividends in over a hundred years.

[Anonymous No.18037231]

>>18037219
Being poor.

[Anonymous No.18037235]

>>18037035
The "holy shit this is never going away school will never take place in a classroom and meetings will never take place in person ever again"

[Anonymous No.18037238]

>>18037219
You can type in whatever with TDA.

[Anonymous No.18037252]

did I miss anything with the trump corna talk

[Anonymous No.18037253]

>>18037021
she looks like she punches herself on the face to get aroused

[Anonymous No.18037254]

explain to me why boeing is going up

[Anonymous No.18037259]

>>18037179
How many broski. I only have 3 puts but they expire mid April.

[Anonymous No.18037263]

>>18037219
Options only come in blocks of 100 but stocks come in any number, some brokers even offer fractional stocks (which I'm pretty sure is sketchy but whatever). Do you pay $16,000 to buy Amazon?

[Anonymous No.18037266]

>>18036337
You dodged a bullet, the one on the right looks like he might have some joo in him.

[Anonymous No.18037275]

>>18037254
Mr. Money Market is not always rational.

Read Ben Graham, like everyone here already told you.

[Anonymous No.18037280]

>>18037122
she fucking looks like summit1G
hahahahah

[Anonymous No.18037284]

>>18035657
>fake tits
>roids
>man jaw
>cow legs
>flipflops
>tats

>she probably think she's hot
fucking gymcels

[Anonymous No.18037289]

>>18037254
>>18037275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Market

[Anonymous No.18037291]

>>18037254
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent, boeing should be at fucking $0 because their management is worth negative a trillion dollars
>SLS
>Starliner
>737 MAX
>777X
>Dreamliners sold at a loss
>KC-46 garbage in the fuel tanks STILL

[Anonymous No.18037299]

>>18037254
I don't know but I dropped $1k on them because I know they'll get bailed out in some way

[Anonymous No.18037300]

>>18037035
>>18037065
This. You should absolutely be looking to lock in gains right the fuck now if you were in ahead of time. Writing a piece of video/text chatting software is trivial, and that's the entire platform. Same thing with things like Discord and Slack, incredibly simple. They run strawman crews once all the legwork is done and rack up gains on the already existing work. Then, someone puts a new interface on the same tech, calls it a new company, and the cycle begins again. Take profits now, expect major dip once quarantine ends.

[Anonymous No.18037306]

>FTSE futures green
>after Boris just locked down the country
honk fucking honk clown world, I'm out of here

[Anonymous No.18037314]

>>18037259
not many poor man's shit

[Anonymous No.18037316]

>>18037254
>"its low"
>"bailout"

[Anonymous No.18037326]

This really is the opportunity of a lifetime bros.

[Anonymous No.18037331]

>>18036297
This. My fellow countrymen are despicable.

[Anonymous No.18037334]

its tremendous

[Anonymous No.18037343]

>>18037254
because they make airplanes anon.

[Anonymous No.18037344]

>>18037300
My work started using Microsoft Teams because WFH and it's almost exactly the same as Discord. I wouldn't be surprised if Zoom is the same thing with a different brand.

[Anonymous No.18037352]

Why did uvxy shit today

[Anonymous No.18037368]

>capitalism destroying itself

oh wow marx was right again.

[Anonymous No.18037370]

>>18037344
Nothing's changed in decades, things just got a bit more pretty.

[Anonymous No.18037375]

The forbidden technique!
Coping!

[Anonymous No.18037376]

how you burgers feeling right now?
scared,happy,euphoric,etc???

you are going for a ride soon

[Anonymous No.18037385]

>>18036194
>he didn't take out a 0-interest loan and put it in extremely low risk CD's for literally free money.
NGMI
that being said I paid mine off, and I want some compensation, damnit.

[Anonymous No.18037391]

So they're plan instead of lockdowns is just to tough it out? Am I getting that right?

[Anonymous No.18037392]

>>18037352
because it's a VIX product

VIX measures how angry the market is

last week the market was swinging wildly in double digits every day

today was chill

so VIX goes down

so UVXY goes down

the moral of the story is to stop buying high like a tard

[Anonymous No.18037398]

>>18037376
fine, everything has been foreseeable if you're not retarded. also stay poor, nigger

[Anonymous No.18037400]

Did she just fart? What the hell was that?

[Anonymous No.18037416]

>Americans will have to make sacrifices
We're fucked bros

[Anonymous No.18037420]

>VIX approaching 40
*sip*

[Anonymous No.18037421]

>>18037385
I did even better
>live with family with no income
>get a bunch of student grants because no income
>get a tuition waiver anyways so I can pocket the grants
>invest them in the market for maximum gains with no repayment

[Anonymous No.18037429]

Today was most blatant FED pump ever.I mean why they dont just pull Japan and openly say that Fed is buying all your stocks

[Anonymous No.18037430]

>>18037284
no need to get mad over a strong women anon. maybe lift onces coronachan allows gyms to open up again and you might be able to get a wheyfu

[Anonymous No.18037444]

>>18037400
IS THIS THE BRIEFING OR DID THIS TURN INTO NIGHT CALL ALL OF A SUDD-

[Anonymous No.18037454]

>>18037398
I hope you’re not buying yet.
>t. Net worth 6.8 mili

[Anonymous No.18037471]

fucking hell the bottom aint gonna happen for another month

[Anonymous No.18037473]

>>18037454
>t. Net worth 6.8 mili
sure bud

[Anonymous No.18037481]

>>18037454
Clearly we have hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18037501]

>>18037454
>>18037471
>>18037481
This is the last bulltrap, next stop is the real bottom. Tuesday the markets will be green, stimulus will be passed, everyone will think the worst is over.

Hospitals in New York will collapse by next Monday and people will die in the streets. That's the bottom.

My timing might be off by a week in either direction idk

[Anonymous No.18037508]

>>18037481

[Anonymous No.18037533]

GOOD JOB JEROME
JEROME GOOD JOB

[Anonymous No.18037546]

>>18037501
retards, we can talk about bottom the next flu season to see if shit hits the fan again. why are you so fucking impatient and delusional about stuff.

[Anonymous No.18037548]

>>18037263
No, I don't think they'll keep up with demand, I expect them to take some PR hits in their inability to fulfill orders. I think they're a good long.

But my broker doesn't let me trade less than 100 I don't believe. I'll have to try it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18037550]

spoke to the department of education todayyyyyyyy
she's be on the mic very soooooooooon

[Anonymous No.18037559]

Newfag here Tried reading this so yall fuckers could tell me what to buy. Got 3k ready to spend friends telling me to onvest in banks, oil, and airlines. What does /biz/ think?

[Anonymous No.18037560]

>>18037421
based
I also got all my shit paid for, I also had a stipend I was supposed to use for books, but I pirated the books and invested the stipend.
It's so easy, how do people even have student debt problems?

[Anonymous No.18037561]

holding 4/3 USO 5c and 3/27 GLD 146.5p
am i gonna be okay bros?

[Anonymous No.18037573]

going to say bottom in april
if it gets any worse bottom will be close to 15k points in the dow.
Right now I expect bottom to be around 17k points

[Anonymous No.18037577]

>>18037546
>flu season
Italy is at a fucking 10% mortality rate with thousands more dieing because the hospitals are too full to deal with heart attacks, strokes, etc. How the fuck did you survive this long thinking corona is a flu?

[Anonymous No.18037588]

>>18037559
invest in anything but oil and airlines

[Anonymous No.18037590]

>>18037559
btc

[Anonymous No.18037597]

>>18037501
Peak is projected for mid Apr., but with all the Fed noise I don't know what kind of pattern to expect. If they're going to firehose the fucking market then who knows what the fuck is going to happen?

[Anonymous No.18037598]

>>18037254
Boeing is too big too fail, and is essential to the American economy. They'll probably get a huge bailout sooner or later anyway so get on to it while it's still super cheap.

[Anonymous No.18037604]

>>18037577
I mean the time of the year retard, not the disease. Same factors that lower your immunity, lack of sunlight, lower temperatures make corona transmit faster and stay alive longer in the wild. I'm speechless.

[Anonymous No.18037608]

>>18037559
Long term investment?
if so skip oil and airlines, banks are probably fine. Consumer staples of course are always good. Tech, especially semiconductors, got hit hard from the virus so that's also a good bet for growth (once this shit is over)

[Anonymous No.18037611]

>>18037577
>10% mortality rate
lmao, they aren't testing people with mild symptoms. the denominator will be known eventually, and it's probably going to be .3%

[Anonymous No.18037615]

We'll never go below $18,500 ever again.

Load up on the cheapies while you can, lads.

IRONCLAD support at these levels.

[Anonymous No.18037623]

>>18037577
The Chinese Virus is the new Flu. We're going to have the weak and elderly dying of the Chinese Virus in 2070, and every year between. Right along Flu season.

[Anonymous No.18037630]

>>18037598
Boeing has been mismanaged abysmally was their CEO a diversity hire or a woman by any chance?

[Anonymous No.18037644]

>>18037623
thanks bill

[Anonymous No.18037647]

>6% cfr
>likely going to be higher in america with their herd immunity non-strategy
gee, its almost like china lied this entire time

[Anonymous No.18037656]

>futures swing +2%
>bulls instantly go "WE'RE DOING IT LADS"
>economy has been in a death spiral at -30%+ from ATHs

[Anonymous No.18037659]

>>18037597
Peak corona doesn't matter, what matters is peak overcapacity. Before all the new ventilators are built and masks delivered, but after doctors start falling ill and demand for beds outstrips supply.

>>18037611
They aren't testing people with mild symptoms because their hospitals are overflowing and people are being left to die, moron. It doesn't matter what the death rate actually is, what matters is how absolutely fucking mogged the hospitals get. And death rate from corona is basically just the number of people who go critical but can't get help. That's why SK has a 0.7% death rate, they have few cases and beds for days.

[Anonymous No.18037674]

>>18037647
>herd immunity non-strategy
What? America has been shut down for a week.

[Anonymous No.18037676]

>>18037630
They outsourced safety critical software to literal pajeets for $15/hour. They probably did that with their design engineering as well.
I had to work on a Westinghouse Electric project that outsourced to Spain, holy shit they were bad and apparently they make 1/2 the salary of an American or Canadian engineer, I can only imagine how bad these pajeets were

[Anonymous No.18037718]

There's a lot of earlier celebration going on considering futures have whipsawed between limits this passed week.

[Anonymous No.18037726]

>>18037392
not him, just been holding my VIX. This can't be over right? Surely we will see more swings.

[Anonymous No.18037744]

>>18035276
I like it. I'm tired of paying my student loan

[Anonymous No.18037745]

>>18037726
keep holding. dont worry about the backwardation

[Anonymous No.18037750]

Okay, let's do some math, because y'all'ses are apparently retarded about corona.

This is how the case fatality rate works for real:

~0.5-1% of patients can't be saved. That's the "baseline" fatality rate, and it's what you see in well prepared countries.

BUT, that's not the entirety of the deaths from corona. Here's the equation for the rest: Critical condition patients minus available ICU beds / ventilators, divided by total cases. Because all critical patients who can't be ventilated just fucking die. That's why Italy's numbers are so ridiculous.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Once the hospitals are filled over capacity with Kung Flu Fighters, every patient who would normally need an ICU for other reasons (car crashes, heart attacks, overdoses, poisoning, gunshot wounds, strokes, etc etc) also ALL DIE. This is where the "army trucks carrying coffins out of Milan" comes from. Not corona victims, but rather victims of the hospital collapse.

[Anonymous No.18037754]

>>18036741
You're literally, ad verbatim, retarded. Those in power have your little smooth brain obsessed about owning the libs and fighting brown people in the same way SJWs are obsessed about white people that you don't even realize they're all on the same side at the end of the day. They will continue to fuck you ad me over while we cheer them on like sports fanatics. We're peasants in 500 AD Rome cheering on the blue chariots or green chariots. But keep buying into it retard.

[Anonymous No.18037762]

Pass the damn "check" bill already fuckers. Before you all get infected and can't do your jobs. 2400 or 3000 I don't give a damn which it is, I just want to see a nice wad in my bank account come April. I got a self loan to payback. (what? didn't think I'd honestly blow money without at least coming out ahead on the deal somehow did you.)

[Anonymous No.18037763]

>>18037674
we are relying on herd immunity for the long term. We have zero treatment for this. Just wait until next flu season when COVID is dispersed throughout the population.

[Anonymous No.18037773]

how the FUCk do I even buy LEAPs

[Anonymous No.18037776]

>>18037726
It's ok fren. Everyone just temporarily forgot that the reason for the economic lockdown was a pandemic and that taking away the economic lockdown doesn't end the pandemic, it just makes it worse. :)

[Anonymous No.18037782]

>>18037368

[Anonymous No.18037801]

Reminder NOT TO MAKE A NEW THREAD no matter what until the other one is dead. Please.

[Anonymous No.18037813]

>>18037647
Herd Immunity was exposed as a meme, bro. We are over that.

[Anonymous No.18037820]

>it's getting better
>it'll be over soon
but we're building field hospitals in NYC kek

[Anonymous No.18037826]

>>18037763
We have a quick voluntary quarantine going on. A harsh quarantine in the long run barely does anything to contain this. It will takes many months of being vigilant about not letting this spread. The economy can't afford to be shut down for months.

[Anonymous No.18037833]

>>18037745
>>18037776
that's what I figured.

[Anonymous No.18037836]

Trump should sign executive order forbidding by law that people not get into situations requiring medical care. Easy as that and walla, problem solved

[Anonymous No.18037847]

Am I fucked bobo?

[Anonymous No.18037859]

Anyone else notice some of these ETFs decoupling with their underlying? Not just VIX funds

[Anonymous No.18037874]

>>18037754
Did you ignore my point?
I’m just sick of them pulling virtue signaling shit like what Nancy is apparently putting in to the stimulus bill.

[Anonymous No.18037875]

>>18037847
You're not the only one.

[Anonymous No.18037878]

>>18037847
rookie numbers.

[Anonymous No.18037884]

>>18037847
depends on stimulus, unemployment reaction and how fast boomers start dying in the streets of New York

[Anonymous No.18037917]

>>18037820
>weird pancake boobs
Otherwise I like it
Face is kinda weird too...

[Anonymous No.18037919]

>>18037859
DRIP and GUSH are both dropping lmao

[Anonymous No.18037921]

>>18037430
She's pretty strong for a girl, but that's obviously staged. The way she smiles and immediately turns towards them. It's either that or she's a cunt.

[Anonymous No.18037933]

>>18037847
Even if you forget your account password, you could make your portfolio back working at McDonald’s for a couple of weeks. You’ll be fine.

[Anonymous No.18037941]

>>18037289
>1949
Ok, boomer

[Anonymous No.18037978]

I got a JBLU put with a $7 strike ... is it even worth holding or should I just sell it, I'm starting to regret it

[Anonymous No.18037980]

>>18037429
That's not how it works

[Anonymous No.18038003]

>>18037933
Follow up with a post of your positions and worth if you're going to bully.

I only invested 200 dollars a few months ago and bear market been good to me so far. But its leveling off.

[Anonymous No.18038007]

>>18037656
Anon look, we bottomed, ok, the market will begin to climb, climb that ladder, back to the previous high, And we will go pass that high no problem, no problem at all.


We have a great economy, the best in the world frankly, The chinese virus will be gone soon and it's time to put america back to work, we will come back stronger then when we left ok?

[Anonymous No.18038008]

>>18037917
the face should look familiar to you anon

[Anonymous No.18038023]

At some point there will be a very hard choice to make. Do you keep shit locked down and expand on it till the supply lines for all your things just dry up. or do you re-open your businesses, get supplies flowing back out and get shit moving again. Either option will involve people dying. As sad as that is, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.18038041]

>>18037615
I was buying cheapies all the way down, the economy is great, the country is great, we actually should be thanking trump for letting the virus into the country a bit, causing the SALE of every companies stock in the world

[Anonymous No.18038055]

>>18038023
>it's the truth.
Truth is I want to live through this a millionaire or die penniless. No in-between a weeno.

[Anonymous No.18038066]

lol rip

[Anonymous No.18038072]

>>18038003
Sorry guy. I hope you do well and have lots of liquidity for the next crash. I was in your shoes for 2008.

[Anonymous No.18038120]

>>18037306
People just want certainty and law and order man, I am sure if Trump copy/pasted Boris' orders our market would go up 10% tomorrow

>>18037773
Robinhood has a clicker push the arrow, scroll down to January, 2022 options or whatever you can afford

>>18037919
OHHHH YESSS MAASSSA IM DRIPPPIN OOOOOOH GAWD MASSA IM GUSSSSHHHHING

[Anonymous No.18038129]

>>18037430
haha, look at that twinky virgin with his 65 lbs barbell. i'm probably giving him too much credit, those are 2.5s

[Anonymous No.18038136]

>>18035276
The U.S. is absolutely fucked, might aswell give democracy a try.

[Anonymous No.18038150]

It's like you guys have never experienced a bear market before. We may be in the worst economic trouble since the great depression and there are still delusional bulls who think we hit the bottom in less than a month lel

[Anonymous No.18038158]

So... are we getting

>>18038008
Nah they made it a little weird, changed the shape of the head... normally female wojak looks different

[Anonymous No.18038162]

>>18038023
It could be a lie. Like he just says this to prop the markets up for a week then at the end of the 15 days, when the hospitals are flooded, he says we have to keep this going and by that time the systemic risks have been "mitigated" (distributed to baggies).

[Anonymous No.18038171]

>>18038136
Democracy and "freedom" failed.

[Anonymous No.18038185]

When is the reverse split of gush supposed to go live? Though it was today.

[Anonymous No.18038196]

its time to buy TQQQ and UPRO yes?

[Anonymous No.18038198]

Trump is bullposting IRL , he should stop coming to biz

[Anonymous No.18038200]

>>18038150
There are delusional bears who think this "crisis" will go on for months and months, this will all be over in 1 month from now, ton of bad news, yet market rise.

FED is printing unlimited money, stimulus bill going to be passed.

WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM FOLKS.

[Anonymous No.18038215]

Here's my elite never before seen pro trading strategy that YOU WON'T want to miss

>monday was red so I bought stonks
>tuesday will be green
>I will sell stonks and buy SQQQ, SRTY, SDOW, and UVXY
never been done befo

[Anonymous No.18038217]

New thread:

>>18038209
>>18038209
>>18038209

[Anonymous No.18038225]

>>18038200
Is that why Citi's CDS is at 400 bps and rising?

[Anonymous No.18038229]

>>18038185
It happens after market close so you'll see it tuesday. Considering that GUSH ended at 0.34 a share that's gonna be a nasty reverse split.

[Anonymous No.18038233]

>>18038158
This meme might actually be worse than Andy Sixx's creamy logs

[Anonymous No.18038237]

>>18038217
i cant believe youve done this

[Anonymous No.18038251]

So... are we getting fake numbers on thursday, after Goldman prepared us for a worst case scenario?

>>18038200
Creditspreads are fucking TERRIFYING right now, kept going up since thursday

>>18038233
wat?

[Anonymous No.18038267]

>>18038200
>bottom
>every index and notable company still on strong hourly/daily/weekly downtrend

Honestly consider hiring someone to invest for you. I hate robinhoodfags.

[Anonymous No.18038269]

>>18038200
kek

[Anonymous No.18038283]

>>18038251
>>>18038233(You)
>wat?
A just as shitty meme forced by a single group of discord niggers

[Anonymous No.18038309]

>>18038217
Good fucking job, we now have 4 threads

[Anonymous No.18038312]

>>18037750
this guy is correct

[Anonymous No.18038322]

>>18038225
Explain

[Anonymous No.18038405]

>>18038267
those are lagging indicators though, you won't get trend confirmation til after a bottom. i'm not saying you should knife-catch but... you're not technically certain to be correct.

[Anonymous No.18038621]

>>18037676
I hope this serves an example why it's better to pay more in the short term.

[Anonymous No.18038649]

>>18037676
P.S. From what I understand, pajeets have mastered the lowball business pitch. They have good presentations and fucking lie through their teeth to trick western companies into signing with them.

[Anonymous No.18038728]

>>18037750
Listen if western doctors are scared, I'm scared with them and I'm going to follow their opinion over the opinion of an anonymous dude who can easily be a chinese shill.

[Anonymous No.18038803]

>>18037921
The ironic thing is that if the dude was 15 years younger he'd still kick her ass even out of shape lawl.

[Anonymous No.18038818]

>>18038007
stop repeating that like an autistic parrot, you don't know if we bottomed, nobody knows really. stop creating new waves of suicidal faggots.

[Anonymous No.18038829]

>>18038728
anon dont be worried its a hoax its just a flu go outside and enjoyed your self