/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18034764]

only chumps watch CNBC edition

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Chumps:
>>18033138

[Anonymous No.18034795]

>>18034764
I got fucked really hard by that pump. I knew today would be green, but god damn.

[Anonymous No.18034803]

I'm a chump

[Anonymous No.18034811]

>>18034758
i hope he gets fired, turns whistleblower and reveals a whole heap of shit from that taskforce

[Anonymous No.18034812]

Best Crypto stocks to buy rn?

[Anonymous No.18034813]

Who loaded svxy today?

[Anonymous No.18034819]

Watch this pump

[Anonymous No.18034820]

>dude this is totally a crab market like every index down between -3 and -5%? Totally not bearish

[Anonymous No.18034822]

nothing tanking after hours... tomorrow's looking, dare i say... bullish?

[Anonymous No.18034826]

Would a nuclear bomb being detonated even surprise you at this point?

[Anonymous No.18034842]

>>18034820
crab is a meme, nothing more

[Anonymous No.18034851]

>>18034826
no O_O
am actually scared of something like this happened

china virus clearly man made virus
it some sort of bioweapon
countries gonna want settle score with china but china being childish manchildren they are will never take resonabalitea

nukes only option

[Anonymous No.18034852]

>>18034826
yes, however the market being green the day after would not surprise me

[Anonymous No.18034865]

>>18034826
Nukes are priced in.

[Anonymous No.18034869]

>DAX falls/rallies until S&P hits limit down or up and proceeds to crab until said market opens
is DAX the only european index that literally follows the american market 1:1?

[Anonymous No.18034873]

>>18034826

No, I'd probably welcome it at this point.

[Anonymous No.18034876]

>>18034826
Didn't russia accidentally a nuclear bomb last year?

[Anonymous No.18034879]

>>18034826
It's priced in at this point

[Anonymous No.18034883]

>someone died because they took chloronique

how much did they take though? was it prescribed or did they just buy a bunch of shit off the internet and YOLO?

it's times like this that i'm truly fucking pissed that the liberlols control the mainstream media. people are fucking retarded on average and believe this stuff without actually looking into it more deeply.

[Anonymous No.18034901]

> "I'm sort of exhausted," Fauci said in the interview. "But other than that, I'm good. I mean, I'm not, to my knowledge, coronavirus infected. To my knowledge, I haven't been fired."

How will the market react when Fauci is inevitably fired?

> As the President spoke of the "Deep State Department," Fauci was caught on camera putting his hand over his face in apparent frustration.
>"Have you been criticized for what you did?" Cohen asked.
>"No comment," Fauci said.

[Anonymous No.18034905]

>>18034826
I'm honestly kind of expecting a major war to happen soon in order to jumpstart the economies and pretty much give us a "new world order" again. With "new world order" I mean more alliances (systems) like NATO/EU/UN, etc etc... to ensure even more control. There's no way in hell they will just let an opportunity like this go to waste

[Anonymous No.18034906]

>>18034869
plot them over a 15yr time period and it will give you a clue

[Anonymous No.18034916]

>>18034826
let's settle this the old fashioned way, shall we? i got the 666 on "we're all fucked" recently, so here we go.

dubs or better, china is getting nuked within the next 2 years max. otherwise, we'll be overcoming nCoV early, probably in the summer some time, and peace will return with lessons learned. millenials will be riding high like the nu-boomers, cheap stocks and housing and good jobs abound.

good luck to all.

[Anonymous No.18034921]

>>18034905
most severe market downturns in history have either preceded or led to a war

[Anonymous No.18034923]

>>18034826
Based
Only surprised if a single nuclear bomb was detonated

[Anonymous No.18034928]

God damned Feds actually dared to pull the infinite QE trick out of their hat. But they're running out of options now aren't they? So far the QE only sort of helped but markets still tanked. It only saved the markets being 2 breakers down today.

Everyone is in shorts now desu, the time has passed.

[Anonymous No.18034932]

>>18034764
OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN WE HAVE 1 GREEN DAY SO I CAN SHORT FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.18034934]

>>18034830
you mean NSRGY?
Yeah buy it why not. And Unilever

[Anonymous No.18034936]

you know how I know the worst has passed?

meme stocks are mooning again. tsla, spce etc

[Anonymous No.18034944]

How will Thursday's unemployment numbers impact the market? DOW 16k?

Also can an anon explain to me SDOW and SPXS? I know SQQQ has a range of 25-30ish but when are the buy and sell times for SDOW and SPXS?

[Anonymous No.18034945]

>>18034852
went long silver this morning.
50k in an ETF, feels good.
Bought SwissRe too though, not looking great. Just waiting for that sweet sweet stimulus and dividends. This whole thing is totally overblown; any stable dividend paying stocks or investment metals are gonna come back up quick once the weather gets warmer and the don gets to work.
Anyone else here long or are you still all buying puts?

[Anonymous No.18034949]

Welp getting fucked by TVIX can't wait for it to drain to zero

Was fun playing around with money guys

[Anonymous No.18034951]

>>18034826
war would not surprise me, but a proxy war like US/gulf states vs Iran/China

[Anonymous No.18034952]

>>18034905
trump needs to nuke iran to save my oil stocks desu. call your congressman pls hurry

[Anonymous No.18034953]

>>18034932
tomorrow's green

[Anonymous No.18034954]

A big fear that I believe people are not paying enough close attention to are securities in the form of housing and how they were being used in lieu of their current plummet right now.

>realtor companies amass thousands of housing, renting units via purchasing as securities
>said investment is propagated into purchasing even more real estate
>securities have crashed and plummeted with everything else
>most real estate and boomers usually do not have enough income to stay afloat as most of that was used to continue their investment cycle, will likely try to force rent and mortgage payments ASAP
>a moratorium will likely make all of these go belly-up and a lot will forcibly shutter even with bailouts
>housing market tanks harder than in 2008

[Anonymous No.18034963]

>>18034851
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

>ACE2 expressing cells in human lungs are found more frequent in asian males as opposed to huwhites and even less in niggies
>previous asian SARS outbreak pretty much only targeted asians as well

Would not be surprised one bit if this was engineered.

[Anonymous No.18034978]

>>18034936
yeah look at chips m8

[Anonymous No.18034979]

>>18034932
short when it's going down, long when it's going up, what's the difficulty? why would you want to hold overnight? look at AMD today, there are both downtrends and uptrends intraday. even with the market collapsing, intraday there are multiple opportunities if you know how to read a fucking chart.

[Anonymous No.18034982]

>bought TVIX at $700

If only I had sold during premarket today... it has to go up at least a little right? It’s at $305 now.

[Anonymous No.18034986]

*GLUG* *GLUG* *GLUG*
UUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP
MORE OIL CHEAPIES MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE

[Anonymous No.18034987]

>>18034963
It's because Asians smoke more than any other race and live in heavily polluted areas making their lungs extremely vulnerable to viruses.

[Anonymous No.18034989]

Gentlemen, we bitch and moan about the market and all the new affecting it.
But what about software?
What's the best free and best paid charting software? For poorfags and for richfags?

[Anonymous No.18034998]

>>18034949
It's not fucking fair man

This would have been a double breaker day if the Fed didn't pull off this INFINITE MONEY bullshit

[Anonymous No.18034999]

>>18034928
Mark my words, they will start to buy stocks.
Go long anything with a strong dividend and silver

[Anonymous No.18035007]

>>18034954

So you're saying I can finally purchase cheap bank foreclosed and seized housing again like in '09-'10 days when commercials ran on TV? Nice.

[Anonymous No.18035009]

Hello when is crude oil going back down? Donald drump is not buying billions of $ yet of oil and tons of companies are starting to go under or stop operations

[Anonymous No.18035011]

>>18034944
unemployment numbers don't mean much because everyone knows they are going to be shit.

[Anonymous No.18035013]

>>18034982
I don't know if it'll go up to $700 for a long time. I just bought it at $480 and I'd be happy just to see $400.

[Anonymous No.18035016]

>>18034982
vix is ded o_o

[Anonymous No.18035017]

>>18034764
I have a newfag question: is there a way to get live data and a platform for trading for free? Like can you pirate this sort of stuff similar to pirating movies?

[Anonymous No.18035020]

>>18035007
Provided the US dollar holds any value after this inflationary period.

[Anonymous No.18035023]

>>18034905
defense stocks?

[Anonymous No.18035024]

>>18034954
I don't know much about housing. How much does it face "revolutions" like 3d printing and shit like that? Will it ever become a thing that building housing costs 30% less 5 years later?

Is it very market specific? I would be afraid of the boomer switch and getting stuck with high price homes that inheritors are not interested in (experiences spending over 2x more rooms)

[Anonymous No.18035030]

>>18034982
Holy fuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.18035032]

>>18034954
>A big fear
>implying a decimated housing market isn't exactly what I want right now

[Anonymous No.18035038]

>>18035017
IEX or alphavantage.

[Anonymous No.18035039]

What does my portfolio need to look like for me to get a tomboy gf?

[Anonymous No.18035042]

recessions off, sorry boys. shorts going to fall flat. puts expiring worthless. lets buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.18035045]

>>18034921
Yeah. The reason the world made it out of the great recession so fast was because of WW2 (and what came after) and I think if we actually enter a big recession that we will see some shit happen again. I wonder whom though, I guess we'll see

[Anonymous No.18035046]

>>18035013
Yeah, I know $700 isn’t happening. I just hope it doesn’t just keep sliding down from here with no brakes.

[Anonymous No.18035050]

>>18034934
>Yeah buy it why not. And Unilever
kek nice analysis thanks sempai
which unilever anyway?

[Anonymous No.18035060]

>>18034954
>tfw live with parents who already paid off mortgage long ago, and will get the house in the inheritance

feels fucking good, man. my only real fear is grocery stores being kept stocked so i don't starve to death, and the electricity/internet staying on. as long as that's true, i say burn the bitch to the ground so we can start fresh.

FOREST FIRE BITCHES, I TOLD YOU. I WILL KEEP TELLING YOU.

>https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/how-forest-fire-benefit-living-things-2.htm
>READ THIS BUT USE IT AS A METAPHOR

[Anonymous No.18035064]

FED can buy infinite QQQ/SPY

based

but they should let them by levered ETFs too, more bang for the buck

[Anonymous No.18035077]

>>18034954
housing market aint that hot yet. so it wont be that bad. but yeah it will be cheaper

[Anonymous No.18035079]

>>18035042
I'll be honest. I'm a bear but everyone is bearish right now, which makes me think that we are heading towards a short term bull trap. Then again now with infinite QE the game has changed a bit.

[Anonymous No.18035082]

>>18035039
30k in SPY puts

[Anonymous No.18035083]

>>18035039
you don't need a portfolio, all you need to do is be gay.

[Anonymous No.18035084]

>>18035046
I think it'll spike back up. I just don't know for how long. Tomorrow could very well be green. Weds might be red? Thursday depends on the unemployment numbers. Who knows. I feel like an idiot honestly.

Fortunately for us usually the morning activity is super sporadic, so there might be a chance for us to get out.

[Anonymous No.18035088]

>>18035039
secret subs are the best because they REAALLY sub when you get them there

[Anonymous No.18035093]

If volatility is finally falling, now would be a good time to buy inverse volatility stuff like ZIV and SVXY, correct? Long SVXY?

[Anonymous No.18035094]

>>18034795
Its clear the fed is now the bitch of the whitehouse and trump is simply doing whatever he can to pump stocks back up. QE isnt going to get rid of a quarantine.

[Anonymous No.18035095]

Why is SPY pumping

[Anonymous No.18035097]

Jpowell can literally set the bottom wherever he wants kek

[Anonymous No.18035106]

>>18035042
My man. Up 7 percent on silver today already, now Im just waiting on my stocks to be bought by the fed (they will do it). What are you going long on?

[Anonymous No.18035108]

>>18035095
the fed is buying lol

[Anonymous No.18035116]

>>18035084
Hopefully Trump can do his part tonight in helping this happen

[Anonymous No.18035119]

>>18035024
no housing is expensive because of regulations. the actual building cost only matteres in rural areas

[Anonymous No.18035140]

>>18034936
>more cases than ever
>US infection on rapid rise
>over anytime soon
wow

[Anonymous No.18035141]

>>18035119
any macro revolutions possible?
Self driving vehicles reducing traffic, driveways, parking?

[Anonymous No.18035160]

>https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Coronavirus-live-blog-updates-cases-covid-hou-tx-15150318.php

>Harris County officials over the weekend began drafting an order to place further restrictions on public activity in order to curb the spread of the novel coronavirus, according to sources with direct knowledge of the discussions.

>Doctors and health experts across the country have said such orders are necessary to prevent COVID-19 from spreading so rapidly that it overwhelms the nation’s health care system. Texas Medical Center president and CEO William McKeon said Monday morning the presidents of TMC hospitals and other institutions were “unanimous in our strong recommendation to move to shelter in place.”
My city is so fucked

[Anonymous No.18035180]

>>18035141
no. the old saying is still true. what matters is location, location and location

[Anonymous No.18035190]

And just like that, we are back bullbros

[Anonymous No.18035210]

>>18034987
https://www.mdpi.com/2077-0383/9/3/841/htm
>Upregulation of ACE2 protein production correlated with higher incidence rates of covid-19 infection
You weren't far off. Maybe that's why it hits older men more than older women too. Anyone know of the smoking culture in Italy? Indonesia might be hit particularly hard too...

[Anonymous No.18035221]

>>18035050
I usually just buy both
Mayoinaise

[Anonymous No.18035223]

>>nobody is pointing out that boris just instructed the same regulations italy has
poor old england is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.18035232]

>>18034826
it honestly wouldn't. I keep waiting for something cosmic to happen like a solar flare or a meteor, which wouldn't surprise me either. what a year.

[Anonymous No.18035235]

Is SHOP a good buy at the moment?

[Anonymous No.18035237]

>>18035190
Don't jump the gun, Cooper.
https://youtu.be/KV0QlNA79sQ

[Anonymous No.18035239]

>>18035190
What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.18035250]

>>18035039
hey, while we're on this subject:

what do i call this fetish? recently discovered i have a fetish for megaera and jericho. like some kind of combination of tomboy, femdom, and tsundere, idk. and that fucking hairstyle hnnnng WHY DO I LIKE THIS???

[Anonymous No.18035256]

the stock market bottom will be reached this week as soon as the bill gets passed

[Anonymous No.18035282]

>>18034820
Unless it hits the first circuit breaker it isn't bearish

[Anonymous No.18035287]

>>18034869
All major indices mimick usa market. The world is interconnected with instant algorythmic trading.

[Anonymous No.18035289]

>>18035190
God have mercy

[Anonymous No.18035292]

>>18035064
that's not what that says
at all

why are all these newfigs so damn retarded?

>>18035060
>he posted it again
>he's a leech who wants society to burn
this is pretty cringe...
you think the dead wood can burn off and you'll be left alive... lmao

You should be applying this theory to YOURSELF. Let the useless parts of your personality burn away. Nourish the new growth. Find out what you do that isn't helping anymore.

>>18035190
please tell me this is bait.

[Anonymous No.18035301]

>>18035190

That number of points would be less than 3%

[Anonymous No.18035303]

>>18035256
the stock market bottom won't be reached this week as soon as the bill doesn't get enough votes again

[Anonymous No.18035315]

>>18035237
>>18035239
>>18035289
>>18035292
Real-time bear cope

[Anonymous No.18035327]

>>18034764
ive never bought a stock. how do i buy a stock

[Anonymous No.18035331]

>>18035190

Desperate.

[Anonymous No.18035335]

>>18034945
I have some shorts but I'm sliwly adding longs. Silver and gold so far. In a month I'll add platinium and palladium and some stonks.

[Anonymous No.18035339]

>>18035082
breh
ideal gf. idc if you tell me it's a boy either

[Anonymous No.18035350]

>>18035315
bro... you see that little red clock? And that text next to it that says "closed" ?

[Anonymous No.18035353]

>>18035094
They're floating the idea of ending the quarantine soon, pay attention - the numbers don't justify driving our economy off the cliff. If the trials for the drugs that seem to work pay off, this will be over with by May. They're gonna send people back to work regardless. The economic mess will still linger months. 2021 will be another rocket ride with Trump's second term.

[Anonymous No.18035352]

>>18035327
>Buying stocks now
You dont

[Anonymous No.18035363]

>>18035327
you have to ask your dad and he makes the call to order the stock

[Anonymous No.18035370]

Has this level of QE ever happened before? Give me the relevant economic history to read about
Surely you can't just charge it all to your credit card FOREVER
Even with seignorage this is nutty

[Anonymous No.18035372]

>>18035250
maybe you are into "Amazons"? like pic related, idk just a guess

[Anonymous No.18035378]

>>18035350
Money never sleeps, pal

[Anonymous No.18035381]

>>18035327
as long as we got posts like this the fall isnt over. easy indicatior

[Anonymous No.18035382]

>>18035315
WHY DO YOU GUYS HOLD OVERNIGHT?

WHY?

WHYYY??????

part of me wants to make a trip just because holy fucking shit you overnight holders are masochists who hate money as far as im concerned. im never gonna do that because fuck tripfags, but still, holy shit just stop hurting yourselves, ESPECIALLY during this extremely volatile time. join the day traders, who don't have to deal with any of that shit. it goes up i buy and sell higher, it goes down i short and cover lower, if i'm wrong i get stopped out. you straight-up don't get this when you hold overnight you fucking retards, ffs...

[Anonymous No.18035383]

>>18035327
>zoomer method
Get the robinhood app on your portable cellular phone
>adult method
Open a brokerage account with Schwab or Vanguard

[Anonymous No.18035386]

>>18035363
This. Be sure to ask for Chuck (not a simp

[Anonymous No.18035395]

1945-2020 was a very long period of stability. It was unreasonable to assume it would last forever

[Anonymous No.18035398]

why is it important that the stocks dont continue falling?

the issue is that economy is halted because of the pandemic, the stock prices are just a secondary consequence off that. When the pandemic is over, and the production continues, stocks will naturally return to normal, so why these measures to make stock numbers stay up irrelevant of the fact that economy is halted?

[Anonymous No.18035403]

>>18035082
>hotpants and thighhighs

AHHHH MY ONLY WEAKNESSSSSS!!!!

[Anonymous No.18035409]

>>18035382
Because i cant day trade

[Anonymous No.18035415]

>>18035353
>If the trials for the drugs that seem to work pay off, this will be over with by May.
Dont think it will end that early but i will be ending all options positions this week. Going to sit in cash soon since everything is nuts.

[Anonymous No.18035420]

>>18035370
We're basically daring someone to call our bluff

[Anonymous No.18035424]

TELL ME WHEN VIX IS GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.18035431]

>>18034945

[Anonymous No.18035440]

>>18035382
How do you stop out on something with a 30% swing?

[Anonymous No.18035449]

>>18035335
Nice man, hope you got in early enough on the silver. Shorts must be hurting with the VIX though. What longs are you thinking? I mean one of the worlds largest insurance cos is giving an 11% dividend return right now, and theyre set to pay out in a month

[Anonymous No.18035453]

>>18035424
9:34AM EST this Wednesday

[Anonymous No.18035465]

REEEEEEE I ONLY HAVE A MONTH LEFT ON MY PUTS WHY IS THE FED DOING THIS TO ME

[Anonymous No.18035467]

>>18034826
We will have a semi major war in then next 10-15 years. Ukraine,Venezuela, Iran, Taiwan or Korea someone is going to provoke more fighting to divert national attention away from faltering Global political structures

[Anonymous No.18035469]

>>18035024
The main issue with housing is that most of its costs are rooted not in construction, but zoning, proximity, and the land it occupies. Generally speaking, housing costs are heavily based on the following:
>how much land is allocated (acreage?)
>how economically relevant the land is (in a city? middle of a desert?)
>what is the property to be defined as (farm? apartment complex? private residence?)
>what kind of safety requirements are needed (earthquake zone? tornadoes / hurricanes? flooding?)
>actual cost of construction w/ labor (concrete? wood? etc.)

Construction has never been the main issue itself. If you've ever been to Texas, you would see that most homes getting propped up are usually in the range of $100k to $300k, but construction is practically autonomous since obtaining all the permissions and the land itself is very cheap and easy because of little bureaucratic overhead. The land itself is cheap in a sparsely populated area, there's not much zoning to think about, and construction only requires materials + paying your workers for labor, so you can just make up a profit margin's that competitive locally and move it along. Even if revolutions were to come around (which already has in the form of box houses and prefabs), prices are generally fixed in despite this because of older housing and population density keeping the market steady. Houses are closely fixed to how the markets are doing as a result, which is why they can be used so readily as securities since they form the chief backbone of employment.

>>18035077
I remember quite a few people saying that back in 2007, but it took a few years for the housing market to collapse entirely. The issue then was that people were laid off and couldn't buy into these prices, and we're looking at a worse repeat of that. Pay close attention to the Case-Shiller indexes when they come around.

[Anonymous No.18035470]

>>18035382

[Anonymous No.18035479]

>>18035372
no i don't like women who probably inject testosterone and look like men more than women, sorry. watch the 7 deadly sins anime some time and see jericho's character, or play hades and see megaera's character. it's the combination of both their physical looks and their personalities. like, trying to be tough on the outside to hide their creamy center. sorta like a masculine exterior trying to protect a fragile feminine interior, you know what i mean? appreciate the response at least though.

also that look, idk why that look does it for me, but here we are. the face and something about the short ponytail thing and hair color, idk. and the voice. idk man, idk.

[Anonymous No.18035483]

>>18035395
you absolute fucking zoomer
dot com
9/11
2008
leave you retard

[Anonymous No.18035487]

Well, futures are starting green at least.

[Anonymous No.18035488]

>>18034851
>resonabalitea
alright that's just adorable

[Anonymous No.18035490]

>>18035398
Because it's all a Jewish sham. You're watching a really shitty play on stage.

>>18035382
I'm lazy and usually my trades hold up over night.

[Anonymous No.18035492]

I couldn't even get a haircut before the locked my state down. I'm going to look like a tranny by the time it's lifted.

[Anonymous No.18035495]

>>18035440
>30% swing

intraday? show me. at the same time, don't show me a shitty penny stock, if you can.

[Anonymous No.18035507]

>>18034954

So families MIGHT be able to afford a home without boomers squeezing them out of the fucking market? Boomers genocided their children by making it too expensive to have a fucking family. Fuck I hate boomers.

[Anonymous No.18035513]

>>18035483
>forgets 1987
fucking millenial

[Anonymous No.18035514]

I'm holding 4/17 $100 SPY puts
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18035518]

>>18035492
me too...

[Anonymous No.18035519]

>>18035431
>fed announces infinite QE
>metals go up
>this must be the work of a banking shadow cabal
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18035520]

>>18035490
>too lazy
>>18035409
>too poor

really, these are your best responses? really?

[Anonymous No.18035525]

>>18035398
It's not that simple
Fed is trying to make money cheaper so businesses can borrow more or new businesses can "afford" to borrow

As you said what matters us the true economy though in America like 40% of people receive work benefits (in one way or another) as stock

[Anonymous No.18035528]

>>18035082
>>18035339
>>18035403
It's actually a girl (female) and she has nudes. You can find them with a little bit of googling.

[Anonymous No.18035537]

>>18035453
Nice

>>18035492
if you look like a tranny because you have long hair, it ain't the hair.
Work out or stop shaving.

[Anonymous No.18035538]

>>18035395
If you weren't an American it wasn't stable in any way

[Anonymous No.18035541]

I have PEP and BNS Puts slightly out of the money for June, do I hold until Friday?

[Anonymous No.18035546]

>>18035492
you don't have scissors and mirrors in your house, anon? you don't have a shaver with a trimmer on it?

[Anonymous No.18035547]

Futures opening as a weak green in spite of infinite QE is really bad news.

[Anonymous No.18035548]

>>18035495
TVIX which was like 25% during regular hours

[Anonymous No.18035555]

>likely around/over 50k infected today
puts are gonna print

[Anonymous No.18035556]

>>18035520
I'm a 5th generation trust fund brat what do you expect. I woke up at 4:30 pm.

[Anonymous No.18035557]

>LIVE UPDATE SOON (an hour late already)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMr_5o2RX0

You know its bad when they schedule it after hours.

[Anonymous No.18035562]

>>18035038
thx for the reply butwhat is IEX or alpavantage?

[Anonymous No.18035567]

>all these babies crying/gloating because the Dow didn't crash -5% today

man, two months ago -3% would have been the topic for business channels for a week

[Anonymous No.18035569]

>>18035537
I have been lifting since before Zyzz ever posted on /fit/, stop projecting anon.

[Anonymous No.18035580]

Guess I'll share a nugget from the terminal for you guys. From Politico:

>THUNE SAYS STIMULUS TALKS "STALLED", LIKELY STARTING AGAIN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.18035586]

>>18035567
That's because everyone is a virginal bear/bull instead of a Chad Bearish bull or a Chad Bullish bear.

[Anonymous No.18035585]

>>18035483
>>18035513
none of those required a literal shutdown of the entire fucking world economy with everyone holing up in their houses, dumbasses.

P.S. i know about 1987 but only because this crash alongside being stuck at home has motivated me to start researching historical recessions and market crashes. life starts to get a bit weird when you see how many recessions/depressions the US alone has been in, take a look: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recessions_in_the_United_States

SPOILER: it's a lot. kinda like all the time, actually.

[Anonymous No.18035590]

AAAAAAAAAAAH I SHORTED THE BOTTOM, FUTES B RIPPIN

[Anonymous No.18035600]

Fly me to the moon, let me sail among the stars

[Anonymous No.18035601]

>>18035541
>BNS
some anon pointed out that the upper management is totally clueless in direction of the company and has no idea what to do. Apparently he thinks its going to tank to $5 in a couple of years. They have been closing branches across canada and have conundrum in latin america

[Anonymous No.18035602]

rate Ark Mommy's home decor
https://twitter.com/ARKInvest/status/1242209520484601862

[Anonymous No.18035603]

>>18035569
I'm not the one worried about looking like a tranny

[Anonymous No.18035606]

>>18035557
hard coofs
dem rants
china virus

[Anonymous No.18035610]

What Indian stocks can I short

[Anonymous No.18035612]

>>18035487
green at last
green at last

thank lord almighty we green at leasts

[Anonymous No.18035619]

>>18035528
message received.

[Anonymous No.18035622]

>>18034764
She's my waifu.

[Anonymous No.18035627]

>>18035585
>none of those required a literal shutdown of the entire fucking world economy

So Spanish flu is the closest?

[Anonymous No.18035632]

Alright we're about to get a recovery period, probably a month. False bottom here.

[Anonymous No.18035633]

FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18035636]

>>18035590
fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.18035641]

What the fuck are these futures, especially for UK and germany

[Anonymous No.18035644]

>>18034945
name of silver ETF?

[Anonymous No.18035648]

>>18035606
Fuck Democrats and fuck China!

[Anonymous No.18035649]

Seriously. Why are the futures going up?
What in the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18035655]

>>18035600
"let me play among the stars", senpai

[Anonymous No.18035660]

THEY LOOK SCARED
OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.18035671]

>have puts in QQQ
>S&P 500 down 2.93%
>QQQ only down 0.22%
>Couldn't even sell my puts because my broker was experiencing "issues" for half the day
>down 12k
>up 0.93% in after hours trading
I going to do it, Im going to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.18035673]

>>18035632
Wow, this really is the Great Depression 2.

[Anonymous No.18035674]

Short placed at 2278, fill me and dump pls

[Anonymous No.18035675]

>>18035649
Unironically all the bad news in the US has been priced in. Also Drumpf is speaking soon.

[Anonymous No.18035677]

>>18035557
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING
>WHY IS BARR AT THE MEETING

[Anonymous No.18035681]

>>18035649
sshh no more reasons, only happenings

[Anonymous No.18035685]

red green red
why cant you understand this

[Anonymous No.18035687]

>>18035660
Why the fuck is Barr there?

[Anonymous No.18035694]

>>18035649
People getting too used to the red-green march. It was green last Tuesday so why not buy some today to dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18035704]

>>18035660

[Anonymous No.18035710]

>>18035600
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-RFR-fgfQ&feature=youtu.be&t=9

[Anonymous No.18035716]

TRUMP SPEECH THIS IS IT BOYS BUY OR SELL

[Anonymous No.18035721]

>>18035548
TVIX isn't a stock, anon... literally a leveraged volatility index. that said? position sizing. the ATR around 10AM was around 15-16, it doesn't even look that bad on a 1m chart intraday. you match your position sizing to the ATR to determine your risk, it is basic stuff.

[Anonymous No.18035732]

>>18035660
Imagine if the whole thing had been couched in terms of caution and prevention instead of retarded reactionisn
Not talking about acting sooner, talking about the PRESENTATION

[Anonymous No.18035740]

Thoughts on EVIX? Looks like a good way to maximize gains shorting VIX. Any reason not use it instead of SVXY?

[Anonymous No.18035741]

>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM
>VIRUS PROBLEM
VIRUS PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.18035750]

>>18035675
this

we have max fear and people want to pounce before masses realize the seasonality / regionality of coronavirus

In two weeks shut down will end all over USA due to April weather

[Anonymous No.18035756]

what is going on, is this the real trump?

[Anonymous No.18035757]

>Trump: our economy will rebound very very strong and swiftly

BEERVIRUS OVER WE WON

[Anonymous No.18035760]

>>18035716
>TRUMP SPEECH
link?

[Anonymous No.18035762]

His pressure distribution is so fucking random

AYsjian

[Anonymous No.18035773]

>>18035649
You mean to tell me a 40% drop in a month should continue? To where? 0? I think it was a massive overreaction that will crab out until it's proportional.

[Anonymous No.18035779]

LET THEM ALL DIE FOR THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR

[Anonymous No.18035781]

Trump is gonna send people back to work early and wave number 2 is gonna fuck the usa hospital systems like you've never seen

[Anonymous No.18035782]

>>18035760
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

[Anonymous No.18035784]

>>18035750
That must be why there are outbreaks all through the tropics right now right? The seasonality meme has been debunked.

[Anonymous No.18035786]

BARR IS DEAD LOOK AT HIM

[Anonymous No.18035791]

He mentions the Asian American community and by some coincidence did not open with the phrase "Chinese virus" today.

[Anonymous No.18035795]

god i want to fuck Birx

[Anonymous No.18035796]

>>18035721
"just make small bets and zoom out"
How is that going to stop you from locking in losses?
I mention TVIX because one sorry anon bought in at 800 and plans to hold over night
Hopefully he doesn't google volatility decay

[Anonymous No.18035799]

>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
>A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER
A LOT SOONER THAN 3-4 MONTHS. A *LOT* SOONER

[Anonymous No.18035800]

>>18035781
we haven't even gotten wave 1 yet

[Anonymous No.18035806]

>>18035781
Based

[Anonymous No.18035807]

Wait why is that bill barr fat fuck doing there? What does he have to do anything with the coronavirus????

[Anonymous No.18035810]

KWIKLEY

[Anonymous No.18035813]

[Anonymous No.18035817]

Your life < banker's wealth

[Anonymous No.18035818]

>>18035791
China and Asian Americans are two separate things

[Anonymous No.18035824]

Looks like shes about to pass out

[Anonymous No.18035825]

that bitch looks like she's trying hard to stay awake or maybe avoid sneezing

[Anonymous No.18035826]

HAPPENING IS OVER BOBOS

[Anonymous No.18035832]

[Anonymous No.18035833]

>market will bounce back in a month
>entire economy shut down already and we're not out of the woods yet

[Anonymous No.18035834]

>>18035807
M A R T I A L L A W
S
O
O
N

[Anonymous No.18035836]

>>18035644
I just bought that I could get commission free from my local bank as soon as it opened in the morning. If you're gonna buy a silver etf, make sure its one that owns the full value amount in physical silver

[Anonymous No.18035842]

>>18035813

[Anonymous No.18035844]

>>18035791
Because war with China soon.

[Anonymous No.18035845]

WHAT IS THIS RAMBLING CHEETO EVEN BABBLING ABOUT

[Anonymous No.18035847]

>>18035740

[Anonymous No.18035850]

hit me up with more corona-chan pics

[Anonymous No.18035851]

LETS GO TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.18035854]

Trump sacrificing people to Corona to keep the machines going. We're getting the happening one way or another.

[Anonymous No.18035855]

>>18035824
If she collapses during the speech, is that a bull signal?

[Anonymous No.18035856]

>>18035824
anyone deciphered her morse code yet?

[Anonymous No.18035857]

>>18035818
You should look up how many spies are of Asian origin

[Anonymous No.18035860]

>No Fauci anymore at the briefing
Oh no.... not a good sign. He was the only person on the team that gave the public unfiltered realistic information

[Anonymous No.18035872]

>>18035855
crab signal

[Anonymous No.18035874]

>>18035860
Is he fired?

[Anonymous No.18035876]

>1 more month before the bottom
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.18035877]

>get back to the factories goyim

[Anonymous No.18035880]

>>18035850
Die for the economy bro

[Anonymous No.18035882]

>>18035675
>Also Drumpf is speaking soon.
So they'll drop later.

[Anonymous No.18035881]

>21 million Chinese cancel mobile phone plans and return to simple agrarian lifes

[Anonymous No.18035885]

regeneron with remdesivir

[Anonymous No.18035889]

How do you make money in a crab market?

[Anonymous No.18035890]

>good miracle drug
>kills first guy that takes it

Trump the killer.

[Anonymous No.18035891]

>>18035760
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>18035796
the point still stands, stop losses only work intraday, this is objective fact.

>How is that going to stop you from locking in losses?

it doesn't. losing is part of the game, if you've been trading for any period of time even holding overnight, you should know this. it's a numbers game. you don't have to be right, you just have to be profitable. at the most basic level, you could have a 1:1 risk:reward and be profitable if you can do better than a coinflip (50/50), if you have a 1:2 risk:reward you only need better than 33% to be profitable. you develop a system that allows you to do this consistently with as high of a winrate as possible, which im not going to spoonfeed you.

you overnighters are doing the same thing as i am, you're just taking a lot longer to find out whether you won or lost and get fucked harder by gapping.

[Anonymous No.18035894]

>>18035833
we haven't even seen the end of the current hit, and with all the shit that is hitting the fan financially right now we're unlikely to see an ATH within the decade

[Anonymous No.18035898]

>mentions Regeneron
Based

>>18035860
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHEREERREEREE IS FAUCI

HES THE ONLY ONE I TRUUST AAAAA

[Anonymous No.18035906]

At this point, when Trump says something bullish, I take it as bearish.

[Anonymous No.18035907]

>>18035860
Trump wants to shill his drug that's why Fauci's scientific opinion doesn't fit.

[Anonymous No.18035908]

>>18035885
moderna with the vaccine

[Anonymous No.18035909]

UH OH BEAR FAGS, WE GOT A CURE

[Anonymous No.18035917]

>we got the chlorine-gamma-hydroxy-sevastopol-6-hexa-chloride in combination with the tri-asbestos-take-rhetorical-pause-penta-chlorine-chloride coming for new york tomorrow, so thats gonna have a huge impact

[Anonymous No.18035920]

What the literal fuck is talking about? Malaria?

[Anonymous No.18035926]

>the malaria virus

[Anonymous No.18035931]

PANDEMIC LITERALLY OVER, TRUMP SAVES THE ECONOMY, BULLBROS WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKIGN RICH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18035932]

>>18035898
hes on the front lines.

[Anonymous No.18035933]

>>18035889
you don't

[Anonymous No.18035937]

>>18035885
YEEEEEES
HOW MANY SHARES YOU GOT BRUH??

[Anonymous No.18035944]

>BEST CASE
Nothing of substance

>WORST CASE
Martial law

>>18035881
kek

[Anonymous No.18035950]

FUTES B DRIPPIN

[Anonymous No.18035953]

>>18035920
It's an anti-malarial drug being mixed with anti-biotics. He's gonna get people killed because the "study" that proposed it had a sample size of 6. One relapsed, another died but they didn't publish why. It'll fucking stop your heart if you start mixing those together.

[Anonymous No.18035955]

>>18035881
I should have saved the chinkpost about no cellphones in the netherworld

[Anonymous No.18035958]

>>18035906
the fact that he literally appears live on every trading day should tell volumens on how fucked the situation is

[Anonymous No.18035959]

You know it's bad when the speeches no longer move the futures much.

[Anonymous No.18035961]

>>18035931
>wait too long to go short
>go short at worst possible time
>stocks pump
>lose money
>go long
>stocks back to dumping
>lose money
it's all about timing

[Anonymous No.18035971]

>>18035955
Just saw it so I googled it. And it isnt 8mil, its 21.

[Anonymous No.18035972]

>Hoarders are about to get SWATTED
Enjoy the federal slammer retards

[Anonymous No.18035990]

HOARDERS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18035999]

>>18035881
>Yes yes, China strong. No deaths from virus. Just needed more farmers for booming economy, and farmers do not need phones. Need to feed glorious, healthy, living, workers of China!

[Anonymous No.18036000]

hey bobos... trump look a little sick to you ? what are the odds on a cough tonight?

[Anonymous No.18036004]

>>18035972
>>18035990
What did he say about hoarders?

[Anonymous No.18036005]

>>18035971
Asian women are the coldest creatures on earth

[Anonymous No.18036008]

>>18035971
maybe they couldn't work because they were welded shut in their homes so they had no money to pay for bills

[Anonymous No.18036009]

>>18035931
what is he holding?

[Anonymous No.18036011]

>>18034865
underrated

[Anonymous No.18036019]

>>18035959
what did he expect? That the trick would work every day?
Just like infinite Fed money, people get numb to those measures pretty quickly and it becomes an exercise in futility

Trillions of Dollars every day can not turn the Markets green, and he thinks his daily speeches can?

[Anonymous No.18036021]

FEDEX, UPS
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18036024]

>tfw I get arrested for hoarding all the best cheap stocks while you idiots buy garbage
Fuck off eh

[Anonymous No.18036025]

The invisible scourge

[Anonymous No.18036027]

>>18036008
The last thing Asians give up is their internet
These people would rather starve than lose their social networks.

[Anonymous No.18036028]

>TAKEAWAY/CARRYOUT
EXTREMELY DIFFERENT. NEVER EXISTED BEFORE TODAY.

[Anonymous No.18036035]

>>18035844
is this chinese war bullish or bearish for lockheed martin

[Anonymous No.18036038]

>>18035971
migrant workers with one-month-plans who stay in their home countries now sounds reasonable enough. If 21 million people died you could literally see something on satellite images...

[Anonymous No.18036037]

>>18036004
Hoarding now illegal, AG is going to elaborate in a moment

[Anonymous No.18036046]

>>18036025
If you say its name it grows in power

[Anonymous No.18036047]

BY THE....invisible scourge...

Why did he hesitate there? No more Chinese Virus

[Anonymous No.18036049]

>>18035958
I think that these daily briefings are the closest he can get to his rallies, and he does them everyday because he desperately craves the attention, even if it's from reporters he'll butt heads with instead of a bunch of drooling retards that will clap and cheer at literally everything he says.

[Anonymous No.18036050]

I’m suddenly very very tired of orange man.

He is a retard.

[Anonymous No.18036052]

>BARR SPEAKING

[Anonymous No.18036058]

I'm calling the bottom.

BAC $28c Jan 2022

[Anonymous No.18036066]

>>18036047
he had trouble reading "invisible" and he doesn't know "scourge"

[Anonymous No.18036072]

>>18035677
He's obviously bored not arresting crooked pedophile politicians so now wants to go after people marking up hand sanitizer

[Anonymous No.18036078]

NOTHING
BURGER

[Anonymous No.18036085]

>the situation is so dire that we need to enact new and strict laws to control the price of critical items
b-bullish...

[Anonymous No.18036093]

>>18034764
Donald Trump is unironically retarded. We're all gonna die.

[Anonymous No.18036096]

THEY'RE CONFISCATING OUR FOOD AND MEDICINE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18036098]

>>18036078
He'll probably go the Japan route and let it spread.

[Anonymous No.18036103]

"scorge"
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18036107]

I kind of agree with orange man tweets. The cure is more toxic than the disease. Just let the boomers fucking die so we can stop this country from collapsing.

[Anonymous No.18036110]

[Anonymous No.18036114]

Seriously?
We’re going to pretend the problem is hoarding?

The government had all the information these private citizens had and more. WHY DIDNT THE FEDS BUY THIS SHIT FIRST??!!

>>18036049
This but also desperate to try to jawbone the market up. It worked many times for him in the past.

[Anonymous No.18036115]

>>18036096
but what about muh gunz

[Anonymous No.18036119]

>>18035971
This is retarded man. A lot of subscriptions are going to be cancelled in China and a lot of consumption is going to go down, because work was stopped for a month. Nobody made money, everyone had to cut back on any nonessentials. There aren't millions dead in China from coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.18036121]

>>18036038
I presume its a mix of everything and I think around ~100k+ died.
Otherwise the Chinese gouvernment wouldnt have risked destroying their economy. They literally kill tens of thousands each year by posoning the environment. Unless its threatening the gouvernment they wouldnt have given a shit.

No source or proof for that though.

[Anonymous No.18036128]

>futures
Oh no no no bearbros we got too cocky
Time for Cramer

[Anonymous No.18036134]

>>18036098
fill me up why japan doesn't have that many cases, did they completely stop testing?

[Anonymous No.18036144]

>>18036119
I just said 21 million people lost their mobile phone plans instead of 8 million.
Im not saying 20 million people died. Or even 8 million. Or even 800k.

[Anonymous No.18036147]

>>18036110
Somebody crunch the numbers, what is the VWAP on the life of a single U.S. citizen?

[Anonymous No.18036150]

>Woman speaks
>Markets drop
As per tradition.

[Anonymous No.18036151]

>>18036107
Lmao this house of cards we call an economy is collapsing regardless of whether or not the boomers croak. I just want them to die because I hate them.

[Anonymous No.18036156]

>>18036128
They really put him back in line, he’s not allowed to say how unprepared the feds are anymore.

[Anonymous No.18036158]

>>18036115
>guns and ammo are now considered a scarce commodity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18036164]

>>18036147

Under the current administration? About three bucks.

[Anonymous No.18036166]

>>18035972
>get out in low security prison
>ride out the pandemic behind concrete walls
>free food and water
>armed guards
>they know I'm not a feral nigger
>hoarding is a misdemeanor
>courts swamped they'll drop it or rule time served
Sounds like a win

[Anonymous No.18036171]

>>18036078
Fits the timeline of when fed funding stops

[Anonymous No.18036173]

>Defense production act in effect
>AG sees evidence of hoarding and price gouging
>Second executive order today designed to prevent this hoarding
>President is authorized to prevent hoarding of these materials by designating them as scarce materials
>Working to identify cases where this hoarding is affecting the response to the pandemic
>Task force formed
>Prosecution has already begun
>Only industrial-scale hoarders will be gone after
Most hoarders not that btfo I guess

[Anonymous No.18036174]

>>18036085
Free Market will fi-

>>18036096
Land of the Fre-

you wake up tomorrow and realize the Country you loved has died.

[Anonymous No.18036175]

>>18036110
>muh monies
We are literal slaves to capital.

[Anonymous No.18036181]

>>18036147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn9s-erLyQM

[Anonymous No.18036182]

The market isn't making sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.18036183]

ITS OVER BOOMERS DYING WORLD WIDE THEYRE GONNA DIE WHILE WE CAN BUY ALL THEIR SHIT FOR CHEAP WHEN THEY MASS SELL

[Anonymous No.18036189]

>>18036156
Cramer telling me how great America is ...
I feel it bros...

[Anonymous No.18036192]

>>18036147
Insurance companies have many systems for measuring the paper value of a human. It's about $5M median. Which means a boomer is worth maybe $2M at the most due to theta decay.

[Anonymous No.18036202]

>>18036134
If you're an optimist, it's because they already have a culture that's much less likely to touch and more likely to compulsively clean themselves. Wearing masks for others' sake is common practice and sanitize is prevalent at stores and such.

[Anonymous No.18036203]

>>18036121
Pretty sure the chinks are sending doctors to italy and other countries now. You really think they would be sacrificing their resources like that if they werent on track to becoming clean?
Plus new cases in europe dropping over the last days...

[Anonymous No.18036204]

>>18036005
Nonjaps banter extremely hard even more than Aussie cunts

[Anonymous No.18036220]

>>18036183
HOW CAN THEY SELL IF THEY'RE DEAD???

[Anonymous No.18036228]

>we have sooooooo many tests
>but, again, do NOT get tested

[Anonymous No.18036229]

>>18036202
On the other hand, Japanese has an extreme culture of saving face and shame. They didn't even consider shutting down the Olympics until countries started pulling out of it.

[Anonymous No.18036233]

>>18036175
you should check out the stats on mortality rates as unemployment increases

[Anonymous No.18036235]

>>18036203
>You really think they would be sacrificing their resources like that if they werent on track to becoming clean?
No. I presume the worst has passed in China.
>Plus new cases in europe dropping over the last days...
And in Italy.

No idea if there will be a new wave though

[Anonymous No.18036241]

>>18036078
>>18035881

Durr it's nothing also millions dead. Shut the fuck you dumbasses. It's exactly what is described. A contagious virus with long onset and recovery that causes acute respiratory distress and leads to high levels of hospitalization and severely effects the elderly. It's mortality and danger is well understood. Two weeks after lockdown (social distancing, as we say here). The peak is reached and mortality and infections subside.

[Anonymous No.18036249]

What happened to him?

[Anonymous No.18036250]

>>18036171
>written by Ron Paul

that dude is still alive? sounds like he's pro-Trump too, hmmm...

[Anonymous No.18036256]

>>18036171
>less than 100 Americans
Here we are. One week later. Over 500.

[Anonymous No.18036258]

>>18036249
>What happened to him?

You'd shudder to know.

[Anonymous No.18036277]

>>18036249
Who?

[Anonymous No.18036279]

>>18036249
He turned to his mountain keep to live to sit on the throne of the Dwarven kingdom.

[Anonymous No.18036290]

>>18036256
Even if it's 100/state, it's a huge nothing burger

[Anonymous No.18036298]

>>18036249
Check out this horrendous interview he had:
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/i-m-going-keep-pushing-anthony-fauci-tries-make-white-house-listen-facts-pandemic

Here's one gem from it, a question that Mr. Cohen asked:
>Q: Right now, why do we have a travel ban on visitors from China when there are few cases in China other than imported cases? What’s the logic?

Amazing. I'm speechless.

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>>18036202
sounds reasonable, if that were the case the US would crumble in italian style. I know people here that never wash their hands even after shitting, rough days ahead for this country.

>>18036249
too many truths were told.

[Anonymous No.18036304]

>>18036249
he told the truth
Trump doesn't want the truth, he wants tremendous bigly optimism

[Anonymous No.18036305]

>>18036249
He did an interview over the weekend, I posted some quotes a thread or so ago. He’s gonna get fired...

[Anonymous No.18036310]

>>18036202
Nips are as corrupt and engage in coverups as all the Asian nations they're just very polite about it

[Anonymous No.18036311]

new???

>>18036301
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>>18036298
Faggot.
He’s getting shitcanned for telling the truth while trump told us “it’s under control! Soon we’ll have zero infected! The stock market looks good to me!”

[Anonymous No.18036333]

>>18036279
Far over, the misty mountains cold.

[Anonymous No.18036347]

>>18036298
Why the fuck do reporters keep taking news from China as fact? It's actually disturbing.

[Anonymous No.18036351]

>>18036327
You're a retard who needs to learn to read. I'm quoting the reporter.

[Anonymous No.18036353]

>>18035210
>Anyone know of the smoking culture in Italy?
lol certainly
>>18035514
dunno put in your numbers >
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-put.html

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>>18036347
https://www.businessinsider.com/dr-anthony-fauci-did-a-facepalm-during-trumps-coronavirus-briefing-2020-3

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>>18036351
I am aware.
I think fauci did a decent job and was reasonably frank without being too harsh. The reason he’s the only one I listen to is because he has been so frank.

[Anonymous No.18036457]

Is UVXY gonna reach $50 tomorrow?

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>>18036347
Because China controls them. Why do you think they kept bringing up the "Chinese virus" thing? War with China is inevitable. Congress and journalists are in trouble, they've been sucking up to China for years, but now its all going to come crumbling down.

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>>18035492
BLACKED

[Anonymous No.18036647]

>>18036347
I don't know. I find it extremely suspicious that they are claiming their infection rate has leveled off. They control their narrative very tightly and I believe it's a story they're telling to the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.18036787]

>>18036647
but the administration does talk about china's success and what a great job Xi did, especally when they were selling us on the shutdown in the first place

[Anonymous No.18037020]

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