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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:17:57 2020 No.18026314 [Reply] [Original]

me hope you loaded up on green bean stock and cans anon

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>>18025596

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:20:40 2020 No.18026395 File: 114 KB, 600x600, 1526577884537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY AIRLINE STOCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:20:58 2020 No.18026409 File: 20 KB, 490x368, 1584412848154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >French banker fuck on CNBC called this the worst crisis since WW2 Oh fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:21:43 2020 No.18026424 Bros what's going on with oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:22:09 2020 No.18026444 File: 65 KB, 1024x593, 56768796543567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:22:23 2020 No.18026448 File: 418 KB, 1189x1200, a1110223927_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bottom is a state of mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:23:18 2020 No.18026473 File: 326 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200323-112233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026409 WE'RE ALL AS GOOD AS DEAD AAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!;!;;;;;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:26:45 2020 No.18026568 >>18026444 >iran >part of the American Empire bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:27:13 2020 No.18026580 The slump is picking back up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:27:42 2020 No.18026594 File: 247 KB, 2048x1448, IMG_20200323_231532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026395 Not yet. Patience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:28:02 2020 No.18026604 File: 99 KB, 640x640, 5168678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im scared, can some helpful anon assuage my fears?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:28:06 2020 No.18026605 Serious question: Is there a way to sell warrants that promise the delivery of black slaves(only if legal by then)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:28:33 2020 No.18026615 File: 337 KB, 459x291, chadmarx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO BAILOUT THIS TIME REPUBLICANTS LOLOLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:28:45 2020 No.18026619 >>18026444 Remove Venezuela Cuba and Iran. Add Austria Sweden and Ireland

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:29:53 2020 No.18026646 File: 311 KB, 1125x2436, 7C531ACB-3EA7-433A-A979-B5E0E95A8B22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my stocks >t. Investing since 3 days ago

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:30:28 2020 No.18026656

>>18026314
>have deep in the money put against boeing
>50€ profit, want to sell
>order denied by issuer
>give them a call
>dump my position
>want to buy a OTM put against BA from a different issuer
>entire warrent list doesnt have an ask price
>call them
>"we are not hedged enough, so we currently can't sell those to you"

Holy shit. BA is going to zero!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:30:29 2020 No.18026658 >>18026132 Is this in Northern Cali? The scenery there is stunning, loved my time there. t. yuro

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:30:42 2020 No.18026661
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I don't understand shit about economics or stock market, so please explain to me like I'm a retard.
How bad is the situation?
Is this just you guys being bored of quarantine or is something really going on?
How bad when compared to 2008?
Can it get worse? If so, how much worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:31:45 2020 No.18026687 will we ever run out of essential food items at the grocery store during this in the US? some anon was telling me that they'd keep shelves stocked even if they had to get the military involved, is that true?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:32:49 2020 No.18026713 File: 38 KB, 600x600, anus pounder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026661

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:33:21 2020 No.18026724 File: 313 KB, 1013x806, depressioncore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get in the mood /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:33:31 2020 No.18026731 History repeats itself great depression followed by world war incoming hunker down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:33:41 2020 No.18026738 >30% unemployment 30% unemployment >30% unemployment 30% unemployment >30% unemployment 30% unemployment >30% unemployment 30% unemploymen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:33:48 2020 No.18026740 >>18026429 >catalyst to tank a paper tiger Yeah shit's actually been fucked for decades now, this is just happened to be the tipping point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:33:52 2020 No.18026742 >>18026661 It can get worse. You're looking at a possible 10-20% GDP slump in Q2, with around 20 million unemployed. As a start, it might get better if things start to turn (they won't)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:34:38 2020 No.18026759 Why the fuck the VIX going down along with the market???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:35:08 2020 No.18026774 >>18026661 We don't know. The Federal Reserve is loaning out infinite money against student loans. So, uh, at least that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:35:12 2020 No.18026776 >>18026759 No more circuit breaker volatility swings, so things are relatively more stable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:35:19 2020 No.18026781 >IBM's director of research, Darby O'Gill wtf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:35:27 2020 No.18026789 It's all so tiresome

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:36:24 2020 No.18026815 Mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:36:34 2020 No.18026824 >>18026661 This is already worse than 1929. Unemployment is expected to go up to 30% by the time this is all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:36:38 2020 No.18026825 >>18026661 Media has used the depression word several times now. This is gonna be bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:37:32 2020 No.18026851 There's going to be a big poomp when stimulus passes, yes? Should be a good time to buy up TVIX, SDOW and SRTY

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:38:15 2020 No.18026867
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>>18026661
It's pretty complicated but there are a couple things that are important right now.
Before the crash the market was way overvalued, like absurdly so, some seem to think it was the result of passive investing from a very high number of retail traders/401k/IRA owners inflating the price of securities.
We had a very long bull market ever since the recovery from the crash in 2008, it was long overdue for a correction. We're roughly at the level of an appropriate correction right now.
There are various other issues, mostly having to do with the fed's methods of market stabilization failing, and them blowing their entire load trying to stop a correction.
Now we're at the point where the Fed is nearly out of ammo, and we're still going down, they blew it because they couldn't let boomers feel the brunt of the passive investment ponzi scheme.
At this point, we're looking at a recession at minimum, and it is entirely the fault of boomers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:38:49 2020 No.18026881 >the pump cost infinite dollars >didn't work total economic collapse.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:39:03 2020 No.18026889
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>it's on the expensive side, but when trying to support a new local business in the wake of a pandemic, it's worth it.
lol my remote co-workers are clueless

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:39:45 2020 No.18026904 >>18026851 I don't know, I have a feeling the pump will be crushed just to destroy every last bull. That should put the bottom in, but not until everything is burned to the ground.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:39:46 2020 No.18026905

>>18026824
jesus christ anon tone it down a little, this isn't worse than 1929, it's people saying stuff like this irresponsibly that is causing all of the panic buying that's fucking everything up.

the worst part is that the people with 3-4 months of food are just gonna die 3-4 months later than the rest of us, we're much better off if people just get what they need instead of being a bunch of selfish assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:39:48 2020 No.18026906 welp just got a call, lost my job. It's all ogre

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:40:21 2020 No.18026924 >S&P 2200 broken AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:40:52 2020 No.18026944 >>18026851 Nobody trusts an economy on respirators anon. If anything stimulus cement the idea that you should steer away from investments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:41:04 2020 No.18026948 File: 28 KB, 466x658, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is a pump now so the dump in a few days liquidates more longs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:41:49 2020 No.18026968 >>18026905 >They're just gonna die 3-4 months later than us. Dear god I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:41:50 2020 No.18026971 File: 9 KB, 222x227, 1584647633553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bought 20 shares of TVIX at $460 My only regret is not going for 50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:42:16 2020 No.18026986 >>18026906 sorry to hear anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:43:23 2020 No.18027015 >>18026948 You call this a pump? I dont want to see the dump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:44:16 2020 No.18027046 S&P 60 POINTS AWAY FROM CIRCUIT BREAKER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:44:29 2020 No.18027054 The markets just lost another point. Everything is now starting to turn consistently down and we might be looking at another selloff. Fields of red boys

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:45:12 2020 No.18027074

>>18026968
the point is that we should be working towards long-term survival, not throwing that away for short term panic shit. if the world is fucked that food storage isn't gonna do shit for you, sorry. better to limit ourselves to what we need to keep the system going until we resolve this crisis, so we all survive and come out okay on the other end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:45:36 2020 No.18027084 Schiff is gonna be live in about an hour FYI https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1242113640301502465 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg6wZlDVrs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:45:56 2020 No.18027094 >>18026314 AYO, HOL UP. DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:46:43 2020 No.18027116 >>18027074 Nobody disagrees with you friend. It was just funny the way you worded it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:46:45 2020 No.18027118 >>18026889 Normally, now bare with me now, you would cut costs during a recession/depression right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:47:11 2020 No.18027130 File: 45 KB, 666x500, jillettepenn1-81e334093ba9acddf11b01e1a23f44d5a05dd61b-s800-c85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026646 Into the trash it goes

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Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:49:07 2020 No.18027177
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>>18025928
>How long have you been consistently wrong now?
What do you mean? I have always been right about my oil calls. You must be talking to SNSS Anon.

>Maybe pick up a different hobby avatarfag.
I have dozens of hobbies, mostly long term.

>>18025921
>the worst hasn't even started
>DJIA 28k to 18k
Worst has already passed and it is now time for recovery!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:49:37 2020 No.18027184 >>18027054 good i want $25 XOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:12 2020 No.18027200 File: 74 KB, 816x846, 1580697222569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We aren't asking for a bailout. We just want money. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:20 2020 No.18027205 NUKE CHINA NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:20 2020 No.18027206 Is TVIX going to crater if the stimulus passes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:30 2020 No.18027208 Gonna buy as many tqqq as I can possibly afford when it hits fucking $8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:46 2020 No.18027216 File: 47 KB, 607x499, THE STAND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SUPER FLU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:47 2020 No.18027219 File: 49 KB, 904x583, 3b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:50:52 2020 No.18027222 DOW going towards 18200, wonder if it will break 18000

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:06 2020 No.18027225 FUCK YOGI FUCK PANDA FUCK GRIZZLY FUCK POLAR FUCK BEARS AND FUCK YOU

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:10 2020 No.18027229
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:20 2020 No.18027231 bros this collapse makes me want to BREED asian SLUTS Help

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:20 2020 No.18027232 How long until they pay us to hold stocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:22 2020 No.18027233 >>18027206 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:25 2020 No.18027236 Mommy stop mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:26 2020 No.18027237 >>18026594 I think I'm gonna cooooooooooof

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:28 2020 No.18027238 >>18027229 aaaaaaaah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:33 2020 No.18027242 File: 198 KB, 1212x1422, 1578671477742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On the plus side, today cant get any worse when we go sub 18k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:38 2020 No.18027247 >>18026646 nice $100 portfolio bro, you're gonn be millionaire!!!1!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:51:42 2020 No.18027249 guys im officially $10k in the hole. what do i do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:04 2020 No.18027254 >>18027222 Dubs and DJIA will go above 20000!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:07 2020 No.18027257 >>18027249 An hero

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:10 2020 No.18027258 >>18027249 buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:15 2020 No.18027261 File: 172 KB, 400x560, 1530633348410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw setting up a master plan long strangle on SPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:16 2020 No.18027262 Nice one Jerome. It's definitely not gonna get wiped in 10 minutes like all those other times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:19 2020 No.18027263 >>18027084 just going to regurgitate the same old. Buy my gold. Dollar go down. Fed bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:20 2020 No.18027264 >>18027229 who cares dead company and no dividend anymore for the boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:22 2020 No.18027265 I regret spending any money on AMD puts this stock just won't die

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:31 2020 No.18027268 >>18027249 Keep racking up debt. Once it reaches a few billion the government will print money to bail you out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:37 2020 No.18027270 >>18027229 >(((ratings)))

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:52:51 2020 No.18027274 >>18026646 Why are you buying stocks right now? Why not options?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:17 2020 No.18027284 File: 275 KB, 1280x720, poof.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw sold TMF and SDOW for small gain this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:21 2020 No.18027287 >>18027205 Bruh, the virus has already left China. America and mainland Europe are the danger now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:23 2020 No.18027288 File: 75 KB, 512x512, 1578497989279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice QE fedfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:35 2020 No.18027293 >>18027249 wait for the bull trap, sell when spy hits 265 and load up on cheap puts

>>	ズーマー仲間 Mon Mar 23 11:53:40 2020 No.18027295 What are some ETF's or stonks I can long hold? I don't have the time to be checking due to remote classes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:45 2020 No.18027296 >>18027268 lmao it's funny cause it's true

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:50 2020 No.18027299 g-guys i'm afraid Jerome will go crazy and actually print trillions or something I mean...why wouldnt he? He's been printing whatever amount he wants without any repercussion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:50 2020 No.18027300 >fed went insane will this have any consequences

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:53 2020 No.18027303 >>18027261 Idk man, premiums are too high for me to do a strangle personally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:53:56 2020 No.18027306 File: 51 KB, 460x364, 2020 bear year.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls thinking that infinite money would save them, we are going to make history with bobo the 2020 will be the mother of all crashes, this will be a black year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:12 2020 No.18027308 File: 152 KB, 900x382, zoomers_helping_to_cure_corona.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TVIX is scary as shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:12 2020 No.18027309 >>18027295 >ETF >long hold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:16 2020 No.18027311 >>18026905 That's the most Reddit thing I've read all day. Unironically kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:25 2020 No.18027317 M-O-O-N that spells stock market crash

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:30 2020 No.18027318
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>>18027116
ah, fair enough then. sorry im just scared of starving to death, one of my deepest held fears that I'm only now realizing I have. this whole situation just seems surreal, before a month ago i would have never thought this would even be possible.

i really gotta take a break from watching CNBC and reading all of the bobo posts being spammed here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:40 2020 No.18027321 File: 130 KB, 425x282, roller-coaster-drop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WOOOOOOO were going down bois! HAHA YEEESSSSS HAHA EAT SHIT BOOMERS WITH YOUR FUCKING PENSIONS AND SS HAHAHA YESSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:43 2020 No.18027323 >>18027265 Im unironically thinking of buying some

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:45 2020 No.18027324 File: 950 KB, 3523x3304, 1517329568116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026661 >Largest 12 month economic contraction on record >30% Unemployment

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:51 2020 No.18027328 >>18027306 Next Monday will probably be the mother of all crashes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:54:51 2020 No.18027329 File: 6 KB, 250x250, 1536930635722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027287 >Bruh, the virus has already left China

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:02 2020 No.18027333 >>18027295 any company that you don't think would go bankrupt under any circumstances like KO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:02 2020 No.18027335 >>18026568 at one time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:06 2020 No.18027336 >>18027249 Evac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGi8LvE9Afk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:19 2020 No.18027340 What happens when the Fed buys all the stocks and there are no more stocks for the Fed to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:30 2020 No.18027344 File: 303 KB, 854x759, 47572571-15840213598160486_origin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027249 work on your iron hand ultimate technique, it too late now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:33 2020 No.18027345 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, 1562304132455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that thick unbreakable support at 18k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:39 2020 No.18027347 >>18027229 deserved for trying to replace 75% of the line up

>>	ズーマー仲間 Mon Mar 23 11:55:46 2020 No.18027351 >>18027309 Sheit, I had IAU for the longest time and it was just bringing in money. I sold it around early January

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:54 2020 No.18027354 File: 1.47 MB, 1316x1316, 1581295499842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026604 IT'S LITERALLY OVER, BUY GUNS AND AMMO AND PRAY TO YOUR GODS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:57 2020 No.18027356 File: 14 KB, 210x240, merasmus-team-fortress-2-9.8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >feds pretty much said they have unlimited money for stimulus >people STILL havent sold everything because itll be funny money soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:59 2020 No.18027358 File: 16 KB, 380x544, 1584551387197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027324 >fed step in and plead with states >"please PLEASE don't release your numbers" I can't wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:55:59 2020 No.18027359 Why do we still have a national debt is my question, mind a few more rolls of trillion dollar coins and get rid of debt, you don't want debt like this during times of uncertainty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:00 2020 No.18027360 leaked video of federal reserve money printers right now https://youtu.be/ndARmHMcMqo?t=45

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:07 2020 No.18027364 >>18027345 unbreakable printer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:15 2020 No.18027366 >>18027340 then the communist takeover is complete

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:24 2020 No.18027368 I have $30,000 burning a hole in my pocket. What stocks to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:26 2020 No.18027371 My brother says I should buy some Exxon Mobil but that seems like a retarded investment considering crude could go down to like 5$. Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:27 2020 No.18027372 File: 150 KB, 646x700, green-wojak-moon-arrows.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't wait for the stimulus to pass in 5 mins and my 401k to go to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:32 2020 No.18027374 >>18027340 They force all private companies to become publicly traded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:37 2020 No.18027376 >>18027308 I don't understand, why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:44 2020 No.18027380 >>18027340 They win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:56:52 2020 No.18027383 >>18027345 they said this about 20k

>>	ズーマー仲間 Mon Mar 23 11:56:58 2020 No.18027386 >>18027333 Thx, Im think WMT or MCD rn, have the funds to get it too lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:02 2020 No.18027389 >>18027287 Why would you trust China when they have a huge history about lying like with SARS, hell back in December with Corona?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:04 2020 No.18027390 >>18027380 *(((They)))

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:05 2020 No.18027391

>>18027170
20k in credit card at 17.9%
22k at 11.9% for unsecured loan to pay off previous CC balance
25k at 8.9% to finance the 'stang
No mortgage or student loan, so not really up to the tits I guess, but didn't have any debt before oil prices took a shit the last time around.
Was unemployed for 2.5 years, but got a job last October and a raise last month to 88k, so I was planning on paying it all off in 3 years anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:08 2020 No.18027393 >>18027368 Airplanes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:16 2020 No.18027398 >>18027345 Are we gonna stop falling? Is it time to buy the dip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:25 2020 No.18027400 >>18027163 ThinkOrSwim has by far the best option analysis software.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:25 2020 No.18027401 A-AT LEAST I'M STILL MAKING BELLS IN ANIMAL CROSSING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:30 2020 No.18027404 Can SQQQ or SPXS hit 1k+ a share if the whole thing crashes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:33 2020 No.18027405 >>18027340 the government will own most if not all business. think about that for a sec.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:39 2020 No.18027406 SENATE VOTE IN 1 HOUR Bets on Democrats blocking it again? If so we going down down down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:42 2020 No.18027407 File: 141 KB, 512x381, 1584617103048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027398 we're going to 0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:43 2020 No.18027409 File: 856 KB, 900x856, 1571603894343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw 3 weeks ago boomer dad laughed at me when I said DOW would at least hit 19k Get fucked boomers. Sincerely, Zoomers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:46 2020 No.18027410 File: 419 KB, 145x219, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NRZ IS GOING TO $0 RIP REITS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:51 2020 No.18027412 File: 352 KB, 1058x1500, 91cjyrCLl0L._SL1500_[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026594 How do I get a qt asian gf that can femdom me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:57:54 2020 No.18027413 File: 54 KB, 1080x1120, Screenshot_20200323-105405~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is it. We've hit the bottom boys. Bulls are back in town!1!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:07 2020 No.18027417 File: 49 KB, 667x753, wewwwwwww.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /biz/ what does this trend mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:17 2020 No.18027421 I need to take my meds but NESARA is really the only realistic path out of this knee-high shit am I right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:19 2020 No.18027422 >>18027371 >crude could go down to $5 your brother lives in reality, you should listen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:23 2020 No.18027426 SUB 18K TODAY BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:25 2020 No.18027427 I couldn't have imagined buying 2000 TQQQ a month ago and now I could easily this is crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:41 2020 No.18027436 >>18027249 hyperinflation is one of the best ways to erase your debt. When you earn $100,000 each month due to gov printing money you can easily return that 10k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:49 2020 No.18027438 >>18027391 >25k at 8.9% to finance the 'stang based retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:51 2020 No.18027439 >>18027405 >the logical conclusion of capitalism is communism

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:52 2020 No.18027440 >>18027406 vote starts (allegedly) in 2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:58:56 2020 No.18027441 >>18027417 I'm thinking bullish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:09 2020 No.18027445 does anyone know how Degiro handles dividends from acculumating etfs? do they just pay out regular dividends because no DRIP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:13 2020 No.18027447 >>18026906 RENT IS STILL DUE. FIND A NEW JOB!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:13 2020 No.18027448 File: 1.46 MB, 400x513, FED3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027426 not on my watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:21 2020 No.18027451 >>18027427 what's your buy price?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:26 2020 No.18027453 >>18027371 Ask him how much he bought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:40 2020 No.18027457 File: 21 KB, 500x444, bobowrestler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027417 It means Bobo pulled off his suplex, becoming world champ with the ensuing pin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:47 2020 No.18027459 File: 70 KB, 1280x720, 4L_UfFcCmla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will China ever actually pay for their crimes against humanity? Or will the literal rest of the world be eternally cucked by this scourge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:49 2020 No.18027460 >>18027417 >References cited: >1929 crash >2008 bankrun >Leman Brothers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:51 2020 No.18027461 What is even going on anymore, deflation, inflation, whatthefucklation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:59:59 2020 No.18027464 File: 515 KB, 680x588, 1584974498099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SENATE VOTE COMMENCING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw NUKE IT YOU DEM FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:00 2020 No.18027466 >>18027440 Oh I heard it was at 1 PM EST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:01 2020 No.18027467 is this just gonna pump til the vote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:06 2020 No.18027468 STOP SAYING ECONOMIC COLLAPSE! EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! ONCE WE BEAT THIS VIRUS THE ECONOMY WILL FLOURISH LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:09 2020 No.18027471 Jerome I swear to fucking god if you nudge it up one more time when it's about to go into the 18200s I will penetrate your mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:10 2020 No.18027472 File: 398 KB, 645x773, 1518751975837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And so it begins.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:19 2020 No.18027475 >>18027406 The dems: Hey you cant give out money! Thats our thing! REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:25 2020 No.18027476 >>18027406 they will block and blame it on trump they have zero issue with quadrupling down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:32 2020 No.18027483 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWJ9kbaLT5Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:32 2020 No.18027484 >>18027439 state oligarchy actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:36 2020 No.18027486 >>18027417 >/biz/ what does this trend mean? We're just crabbing but the downtrend is almost over. >using slow google Investing.com has 18500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:39 2020 No.18027488 File: 146 KB, 904x999, sample-6971704ba1a864c43b783fe900e55b61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QUICK WHEN DOES THE FUCKING CONGRESS VOTE ON THE STIMULUS BILL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:45 2020 No.18027490 >>18027345 I don't know if you bulltards have actually gone insane or you're just trolling at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:47 2020 No.18027491 File: 91 KB, 862x418, 1584734487618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:00:48 2020 No.18027492 File: 120 KB, 1000x1000, 13627247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027409 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:01 2020 No.18027496 >>18027488 now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:07 2020 No.18027498 >>18027376 Number go up, number go down

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:12 2020 No.18027500

>>18027459
We should have let the parasitic boomer class die. So retarded to do all this just to protect them and every other undesirable.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
But if China didn't have nukes, we could invade them and make their bug people be our new slaves/markets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:19 2020 No.18027504 File: 811 KB, 641x706, 1530368637965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Was looking at a disney put earlier striking them at $75 >Didn't think there was a chance of them going that low on 3/27 >They're now at 81 Did I fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:22 2020 No.18027506 >>18027453 Lol got eeeem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:22 2020 No.18027507 >>18027468 call jerome, trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:37 2020 No.18027511 >>18027447 >rent is still due >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:39 2020 No.18027512 >>18026314 Stocks for short term gains?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:48 2020 No.18027515
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Its fucking sickening that every time I come to /smg/ For the past month and a half the first posts are.
>how bad is it
>its a nothing burger
And its all by single ids, they never post again after that. You retards have to stop feeding the obvious bait posters who steer conversation away from anything of value.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:55 2020 No.18027517 File: 31 KB, 780x437, flagg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what stocks should I buy /biz/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:01:56 2020 No.18027518 Friday I got spy puts 215 20/23 Fellow bobos, do you think I was too cocky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:08 2020 No.18027521 >>18027274 cause this is my 3rd day trading and idk wtf im doing. im pretty much learning on the go using small money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:08 2020 No.18027522 File: 24 KB, 474x502, 1582082372913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I pledge alliegence to the flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:11 2020 No.18027526 File: 26 KB, 600x588, image0-9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ETFs tank 25% >no dividends in sight >100 american funnymunnies down the drain >all that value just from specuators alone, gone in a week credit union time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:17 2020 No.18027528 can someone help me understand whats going on with volatility etfs like TVIX and UVXY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:18 2020 No.18027527 >>18027504 Just wait after the Dems block the GOP proposal. It is sure to go back down that number.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:23 2020 No.18027531 What the fuck? Is it pumping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:30 2020 No.18027533 File: 107 KB, 1920x1080, Venezuelan-Stock-Market[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027356 You fool. You actually buy stocks to protect yourself from hyperinflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:30 2020 No.18027534 you guys bought that 32$ tqqq dip right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:38 2020 No.18027536 >>18027461 Crabflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:46 2020 No.18027540 >>18027417 Race to the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:47 2020 No.18027542 >>18027531 Market predicting the bailout gets passed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:51 2020 No.18027546 File: 39 KB, 960x541, 44F86554-1723-412A-81E6-3684F2B9A2D1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY ISNT OIL GOING DOWN FUCKING XOM AND BP AND XOP GO DOWN GO DOWN NOOOOOWWWHFIRIRGEIOSJEVROOFUHSHEOFORNBKAPPCUEHYYYYEEYYYYGT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:55 2020 No.18027549 >>18027517 bio-rad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:02:57 2020 No.18027550 >>18027504 that pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:02 2020 No.18027551 File: 886 KB, 1200x677, FED5ALLTHOGHEDER2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027531 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:07 2020 No.18027555 >>18027464 Watching intently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:10 2020 No.18027557 File: 25 KB, 680x402, 1573236318463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TURTLE MAN!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:30 2020 No.18027566
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TRUMP BUCKS! TRUMP BUCKS! TRUMP BUCKS! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! PLEASE LET THEM PASS IT BOIS!!!!! I NEED MY FUCKING TRUMP BUCKIES!!!! NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:50 2020 No.18027569 File: 410 KB, 638x720, 1579112212241.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are retards right now selling at the bottom Sorry for your loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:03:54 2020 No.18027570 >>18027464 Do it you fucking lib niggers. I need it to go below 18k. Bears must win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:11 2020 No.18027574 File: 19 KB, 100x100, 1582871293639.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do the right thing and vote it down, no check for neets? No check for all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:14 2020 No.18027577 >>18027531 Investors hoping that the relief bill gets passed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:18 2020 No.18027580 Dems aint gonna pass this shit They're gonna demand tons more gibs if the fed just gave itself a license to print infinitely "Why ain't Trayvon gettin' any of that?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:18 2020 No.18027581 >>18027566 I hope it doesn't pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:19 2020 No.18027582 GIVE ME MY FUCKING TRUMPBIUX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:31 2020 No.18027586 >>18027488 Who dis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:45 2020 No.18027589 Hahahaha, looks like this shit ain't passing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:48 2020 No.18027591 File: 7 KB, 455x111, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The DOW is steadily going up Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:04:48 2020 No.18027592 >>18027500 More and more people are agreeing with you every day this goes on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:09 2020 No.18027596 >>18027549 why Bio-rad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:14 2020 No.18027604 File: 170 KB, 360x346, 28953789532.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love how smug Mitch is when he reads this stuff, kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:14 2020 No.18027605 >>18027406 >>18027475 They blocked it last time cause rich people would have gotten too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:19 2020 No.18027608 >>18027488 right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:22 2020 No.18027610 >>18027551 POOOMP HARDER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:24 2020 No.18027611 >>18027589 LMAO at Ol Mich DEAL IS DEAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:25 2020 No.18027612 File: 41 KB, 600x589, 324346457567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inb4 Democrats reject it again to continue to let this country burn because orange man bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:29 2020 No.18027615 File: 7 KB, 236x223, 1cs2vk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that during the Greek Depression in 2009, unemployment only reached 25% We are absolutely fucked lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:32 2020 No.18027616 Vote it down you dem jews, for once I am entirely on your side. I want the freefall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:39 2020 No.18027618 >>18027528 It's very volatile right now but not relative to the -9/+9 days we've had in past week or two. Not entirely sure though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:40 2020 No.18027621 >>18027589 source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:52 2020 No.18027626 >>18027591 Cursed tweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:54 2020 No.18027627 >>18027580 Why get 1000 bucks that only last you two weeks when you can get 1000 bucks every month for a year permanently? If the kikes can get 1 trillion a day, why not the public?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:05:59 2020 No.18027629 >>18027354 HOW DO I BUY GUNS AND AMMO WHEN MY STATE IS ON LOCKDOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:01 2020 No.18027631 lol nothing is getting passed today is it. anyone else watching mitch mcconel

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:03 2020 No.18027632
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>>18027461
In the end anon, we don't know what will hit us, case studies will be written about the confusion, the infinito no jutso, bill ackerman meltdown will be replayed on Tv and movies, even winning an oscar for best supporting actor, the 0% rate will be forever forbidden, Jerome's lineage will be hunted to the end of earth, some might even say that jerome still lives in a forgotten cell of the old Guantanamo, where he plays with an 2002 printer saying that he can save the economy, kept alive by injections of COVID-20.
In the end anon it wont even matter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:08 2020 No.18027634 I swear he's talking like he's off his meds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:10 2020 No.18027635 File: 78 KB, 770x800, 82a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I NEED SUSTENANCE! I CRAVE GIBS! I NEED BIG FAT TRUMP CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw >>18027581 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:12 2020 No.18027636 >>18027518 Yeah, too many scam pumps going around. It's just risky to go super short-term imo. Mine are $220 exp May 1st. I might just hold and exercise instead of selling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:19 2020 No.18027638 >>18027459 China is fucked too bro, do you think the largest export-based economy isn't going to take a hit when the rest of the world is down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:27 2020 No.18027641 >>18027621 watch the senate, they're acting like children

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:28 2020 No.18027642 File: 63 KB, 600x460, flagg2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027549 why BIo-rad. They have the cure to the super flu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:36 2020 No.18027644 File: 21 KB, 480x522, 1572938476019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027604 based smug mcconnell lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:37 2020 No.18027646 THE WAY MITCH IS TALKING THE VOTE WILL FAIL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LET IT FALL WOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:38 2020 No.18027647 >>18027580 but like forreal tho, why AIN'T Trayvon gettin any of that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:53 2020 No.18027651 NO DEAL >NO DEAL NO DEAL >NO DEAL NO DEAL >NO DEAL NO DEAL >NO DEAL NO DEAL >NO DEAL NO DEAL >NO DEAL

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:06:59 2020 No.18027653
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>>18027409
>told boomer parents to take money out of the market 1 week before the crash started
>they don't
>"the market has never been stronger anon"
>lose 100's of thousands of dollars
>still won't admit they were wrong
why are boomers like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:02 2020 No.18027655 >>18027574 What's the point of giving it to the NEETs when they're just going to spend it on buying junk and other pointless things instead of actually buying it for food and medication.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:06 2020 No.18027657 >>18027380 >They win. Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:11 2020 No.18027659 >Wont someone think of the 401ks Fucking Mitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:16 2020 No.18027661 >>18027621 Are you watching Mitch speak right now? The Dems are still going to block based on how he's talking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:17 2020 No.18027664 File: 1.00 MB, 2154x836, 1582692403070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027596 they'll wipe out whites and be part of the nwo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:26 2020 No.18027667 SELL EVERYTHING DO-NOTHING DEMS ARE REQUIRING GREEN NEW DEAL FAGGOTRY IN THE STIMULUS BILL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:26 2020 No.18027669 >>18027521 also, instead of buying, what shouldve i done instead for RH Market Order?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:28 2020 No.18027670 47-47 vote, need 60 to pass PUT IN YOUR SHORTS NOW FOR FREE MONEY IN 10 MINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:32 2020 No.18027671 >>18027631 Fuck no. Did you see how much bickering was going on last week? Not a chance in hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:32 2020 No.18027672 File: 26 KB, 349x727, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brainlet here why the fuck is the max loss for an option 11k? dosen't selling a put just mean that I'll just buy 100 shares if it does hit my strike price?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:53 2020 No.18027680 File: 175 KB, 900x900, ETsK9b4VAAA-HOD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go all in on inverse India ETFs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:07:56 2020 No.18027681 File: 1.36 MB, 800x800, 1492651496697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027591

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:22 2020 No.18027688

>>18027653
They are a suicidal group. They want to die but faggy millennial libtards won't let them. 2020 is redpilling them, Gen X, and zoomers that they need to die and die probably brutally to stop any other generation from having a death cult mentality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:24 2020 No.18027689 File: 44 KB, 965x505, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WENT ALL IN ON TVIX AT 550 WHY WONT THIS SHIT GO UP FUCKING CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:29 2020 No.18027691 >DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS >DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS >DO NOT HAVE THE VOTES TO PASS SHORT SHORT SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:40 2020 No.18027693 >>18027453 He didn’t buy any because he’s been hodling tesla for the past 4 years. You’re probably right though, but he has given me some good tips in the past.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:43 2020 No.18027695 >>18027635 >>18027566 most people aren't getting any if it passes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:50 2020 No.18027696 >>18027664 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:08:56 2020 No.18027699 File: 577 KB, 2787x1373, 1582692946751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027596 >>18027642 >>18027664 pt2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:01 2020 No.18027702 NOT A JUICY POLITICAL OPPORTUNITY CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:02 2020 No.18027701 >>18027621 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:09 2020 No.18027705 File: 3.64 MB, 460x226, empty shelf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I hold or sell before this vote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:16 2020 No.18027707 File: 8 KB, 300x300, b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mitch is fuckin PISSED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:21 2020 No.18027708 MITCH WTF I NEED THE TRUMPBUX

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:22 2020 No.18027709

>>18027653
Because they think the government will always save them.
They have lived through multiple bubbles and after every one things have gone up.
They can't fathom a situation where things could play out differently. The big government will always save them in their minds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:22 2020 No.18027710 >>18027680 Like what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:26 2020 No.18027712 >>18027699 >>18027664 Fuck off schizo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:30 2020 No.18027714 Boomers gonna take yangbux from zoomers again LMFAO

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:33 2020 No.18027716
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>>18027574
Based and neetpilled

>>18027655
You are thinking like a dirty commie rather than a capitalist. If they spend it all, that goes back to fuel struggling businesses outside of key industries, that is a very good thing. It is only bad when money sits and does nothing, like what boomers do with it by not investing and not spending. And if they won't spend like me, then that is more stock money so fuck yea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:33 2020 No.18027717 >>18027646 where you watching the vote bru

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:34 2020 No.18027715 >>18027705 Sell and open shorts right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:38 2020 No.18027720 >>18027490 Welcome to /biz/, enjoy your ride. Best time to join until we all die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:47 2020 No.18027724 >>18027691 Nigga how many do they need

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:48 2020 No.18027725 >>18027586 Tifa from FF7 you uncultured swine How dare you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:52 2020 No.18027727 >>18027717 cspan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:54 2020 No.18027729 File: 213 KB, 720x851, 1584902697482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027691 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:09:57 2020 No.18027730 >>18027653 Because boomers are fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:01 2020 No.18027731 >>18027699 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:04 2020 No.18027733 >>18027655 >pointless things The entire point economy is built upon buying pointless shit so it would help actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:16 2020 No.18027735 >>18027714 Retarded thing to do. Unlike every other generation, zoomers have no sympathy for anyone including their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:17 2020 No.18027736 >>18027691 I'm thinking bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:26 2020 No.18027738 File: 210 KB, 1356x978, F932655E-C24D-4951-BB9C-1E4033776FE4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dad's a CWA, just sent me these 1/2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:33 2020 No.18027740 >trumpbux SELL SELL SELL >no trumpbux SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:34 2020 No.18027742 File: 596 KB, 565x510, itstime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'll tell you what will lower our carbon footprint >If the economy continues to crumble

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:38 2020 No.18027743 File: 2.08 MB, 320x256, my life.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW the market crashes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:41 2020 No.18027744 >>18027268 based

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:48 2020 No.18027750

>>18027615
this is a retarded take. GD job loss was due to business and banks shutting down due to purely economic reasons. This is because of people LITERALLY being told to stay home because of health reasons these two numbers aren't comparable in the way that you're doing it
>inb4 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:54 2020 No.18027753 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1584977334689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how many breakers will be flipped when this vote fails

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:54 2020 No.18027754 >>18027672 you must buy at 120 and if the stock is worth 0 you have a loss of 12000-324

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:10:58 2020 No.18027758 >>18027712 enjoy your (((vaccine))) and chipping m8

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:03 2020 No.18027761
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>>18027707
IDK why. He submitted the bill, then voted against it. He has absolutely no ground to stand on as far as pretty much any reasonable person is concerned. Fuck him and fuck his idiocy and hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:04 2020 No.18027762 >>18027738 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:05 2020 No.18027763 DEY TAK ER JOBS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:08 2020 No.18027765 I NEED TRUMBUX TOO FUCK DEMOCRATS SCUM OF THE EARTH PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:22 2020 No.18027769 File: 105 KB, 1280x720, emo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >war with no EMO wtf he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:23 2020 No.18027770 QUICK!! WHAT PRICE DO WE SELL SPXS AT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:24 2020 No.18027771 I wanna shit in teh mouth of every bulltard who had hopes riding on a stimulus bill. That shit was never gonna happen in a million years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:28 2020 No.18027773 OUTA TIME.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:34 2020 No.18027777 >>18027580 If the jews can get a few trillion a day why can't I get 1000 every month?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:39 2020 No.18027781

>>18026661
It’s nothing. People are just panicking, but in reality the markets are anticipating everything from unemployment to a shrinking GDP. Bad News is becoming less and less relevant (no more 2000+ point swings) which shows that markets are stabilizing and are prepared for worst case scenarios, which wasn’t the case one months ago.

We’ll be fine. Just ride it out and get ready to buy back in June/July.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:41 2020 No.18027782 File: 34 KB, 480x548, 44020E6F-6DD7-4979-BAE0-8505622B3D41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we about to see sub 18k?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:45 2020 No.18027784 File: 421 KB, 1369x998, E06042C7-6398-420E-8B31-9E3553E547A9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027738 2/2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:48 2020 No.18027785 How bullish will it be if this boomer suffers a stroke on stage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:55 2020 No.18027791 >>18027738 So the bottom is in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:11:56 2020 No.18027792 >>18027738 it will rally if the bil passes until Thursday. But the reserve requirements on that same day drops to 0% as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:01 2020 No.18027796 >>18027753 THE BREAKERS ARE BROKEN, THEY CAN'T EVEN BE FLIPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:01 2020 No.18027797 this was the Market Maker's plan all along. i understand now finally

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:02 2020 No.18027798 >>18027770 0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:13 2020 No.18027801 UH MITCH COOFED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:19 2020 No.18027803 mcconnel coofed kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:23 2020 No.18027805 HE COOFED ITS OGRE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:23 2020 No.18027806 >markets not doing well today No shit lol

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:26 2020 No.18027807

>>18027653
Same except it was for me telling them to get prepared with food supplies in Los Angeles. The worst city to be stuck in a crisis/pandemic. They got some stuff now but refuse to admit that I was right and now want me to come back to LA to stay with them in our small ass apartment as i'm about the finish my graduate program on the east coast with my housing ending in july.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:26 2020 No.18027808 MITCH MCCOOFNEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:28 2020 No.18027810 coof McConnell confirmed for having the Kung-Flu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:30 2020 No.18027811 >>18027724 They need 13 democrats to vote for it, when last night they voted in unison against it, literally will not pass. Free money if open shorts within the next 10 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:33 2020 No.18027813 >>18027777 Are you asking the jews to give you money? HAHAHAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:34 2020 No.18027814 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1584455470505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MITCH COUGHED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:52 2020 No.18027817 File: 88 KB, 966x1024, sadcat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:52 2020 No.18027818 Mitch just COOFED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:56 2020 No.18027819 QUARANTINE THE SENATE NOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:12:57 2020 No.18027820 I wish us bears could go on the Senate floor and dance to this https://brrr.money/ while Dems say NO Mitch would probably seethe with unimaginable rage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:02 2020 No.18027822 >>18027738 Fuck off with that manufactured chart. 32 down to 18 is -44%. 3400 down to 2360 is -30%. A long way to go still

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:02 2020 No.18027823 >>18027801 >>18027803 >>18027805 AAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:04 2020 No.18027824 COOFS nothing personal, kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:08 2020 No.18027828 File: 157 KB, 767x647, Bobo Zone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027753 1, and it will be already a huge red flag, if a circuit trips after infinite money, it will only be red days from now on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:09 2020 No.18027827 Bought a 4/17 put on JBLU, gonna wait this out a bit. Also waiting for SQQQ to go back down to ~24/25 before buying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:21 2020 No.18027833 >coof It's all over, now we just need Pence or Trump to coof live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:13:45 2020 No.18027841 >>18027791 >bottom poor choice of word

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:00 2020 No.18027849
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>IT CAN'T GO BELOW 25K
IT CAN'T GO BELOW 24K
>IT CAN'T GO BELOW 23K
IT CAN'T GO BELOW 22K
>IT CAN'T GO BELOW 21K
IT CAN'T GO BELOW 20K
>IT CAN'T GO BELOW 19K
IT CAN'T GO BELOW 18K

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:05 2020 No.18027851 link to coofing stream?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:08 2020 No.18027854 WAS THAT A FUCKING COUGH WTF MITCH THINK OF THE MARKETS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:16 2020 No.18027857 BALLS CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:16 2020 No.18027858 >stocks are already going down are you ready to die bull fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:26 2020 No.18027863 >>18027833 When will the markets start reflecting McConnell's coof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:29 2020 No.18027865 >>18027851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw trying to push this bill past democrats vote in a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:31 2020 No.18027866 >>18027534 nah gonna buy the $15 one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:38 2020 No.18027868 >vote passes and I get free money >vote fails and my puts print I CAN'T LOSE LADS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:38 2020 No.18027869 File: 37 KB, 750x422, flagg3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027817

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:40 2020 No.18027871

What you say boys.
Chevron here?
I already got some Shell and Exxon and got slaughtered.
Have some natural gas names that held up pretty well. (CNX, SWN, RRC)
And some that didnt (AR, CHK, OVV)

I'm torn between boosting my oil and gas portfolio and boosting my tech one.
Not really good with tech just have Sony, Activition and Tencent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:44 2020 No.18027872 Oh shit it's gonna get weird now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:44 2020 No.18027873 File: 24 KB, 400x533, makeitstop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP RAMBLING YOU OLD FUCK,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:50 2020 No.18027874 WHEN ARE THEY VOTING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:54 2020 No.18027877 This is clearly the bottom and you're a retard if you can't see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:56 2020 No.18027878 >>18027851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:58 2020 No.18027879

>>18027784
Even if it bounces like that, the recovery will only stay on if the rates stay at 0% and the other emergency actions stay on.
The moment someone jacks up the rates and takes away the tools they used now, things will immediately drop even lower.
It's like 2008 all over again, except they have already used all of their ammo right from the get go. I don't think there's going to be a fast recovery this time around. It's going to be ages of crab market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:14:58 2020 No.18027880 >>18027851 LINK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:26 2020 No.18027889 REJECTED >REJECTED REJECTED >REJECTED

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:28 2020 No.18027890
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good thing about this mess is governments are moving to helicopter printing instead of trying to loan money to people thru banks. this will increase economic activity and finallwe got devent inflation going on. you can also reduce taxation if you just print government expenditures

trump bux should be for 2-3 months at the start, 1000 for neet and 2000 for recently laid off people

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:34 2020 No.18027893 >>18027738 >chart look similar so must follow same pattern this logic is why hedge funds don't beat index funds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:39 2020 No.18027894 File: 69 KB, 300x300, 1584727462160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OBJECTION

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:56 2020 No.18027897 NO BOBO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:15:59 2020 No.18027899 Oh look it's two-country Chuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:02 2020 No.18027900 File: 88 KB, 493x637, 667EA551-FB3C-4A9A-8082-6BCA467D5E08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It begins

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:18 2020 No.18027907 SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:26 2020 No.18027910 Are we fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:35 2020 No.18027913 It's amazing how jewy Schumar's voice is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:36 2020 No.18027914 Schumer looks a little shaky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:51 2020 No.18027915 >>18027878 Why couldnt it have been chuck? Why did it have to be Rand? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:51 2020 No.18027916 Buy after the fucking vote. There's no way Trump-chan will let the markets crash. He is going to pull a Obongo or Reagan and go around the sissy Congress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:16:53 2020 No.18027917 >>18027890 >1000 for NEET The only thing NEETs get is the rope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:14 2020 No.18027923 SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:14 2020 No.18027924 >>18027890 >giving people money will increase economic activity >when people are locked in their homes and businesses are closed lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:17 2020 No.18027925 sub 18k today y/n?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:23 2020 No.18027926 Oy vey, think of the senators!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:56 2020 No.18027933 >>18027913 schumer drinking water is my crab flag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:17:59 2020 No.18027934 HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING CHUCK? TRYING TO HOLD BACK A COOF? I HEAR THAT LABORED BREATHING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:02 2020 No.18027938 "And we're hopeful gulp even confident" :\|

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:02 2020 No.18027939 >>18027924 lol give it all to amazon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:06 2020 No.18027942 File: 73 KB, 630x460, flagg thumbs up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027910

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:07 2020 No.18027944 >>18027916 >will let the markets crash Dude.. the crash is already happening. The entire market is in a bear market, kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:08 2020 No.18027943 >>18027925 >vote passes ~19k >vote fails sub 17k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:09 2020 No.18027945 HOPEFUL AND CONFIDENT BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:13 2020 No.18027946 >>18027925 YES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:13 2020 No.18027947 Short you fools.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:14 2020 No.18027948 >>18027910 You better start hoarding if you havent already. >>18027917 NEETs unironically are making it through quarantine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:25 2020 No.18027952 >>18027916 There aren't enough loopholes in the world for Trump to pull $500b out of his ass. The fed would have to do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:29 2020 No.18027955 I just pulled up the stream, is the bill rejected or what? He is sounding flip floppy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:30 2020 No.18027956 >>18027913 OYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:33 2020 No.18027957 File: 48 KB, 558x614, big brain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >PPP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:37 2020 No.18027958 >>18027945 Don't trust a jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:37 2020 No.18027959 File: 111 KB, 311x304, 1497223043090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027910 well I'm pretty sure my mother has the coronavirus and I have an immune system problem so I definitely am hopefully the dow is sub 15k before I croak though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:39 2020 No.18027960 >>18027943 makes sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:52 2020 No.18027965 File: 40 KB, 540x801, 1565407719745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why can't they just pass the part where they give ME money now, and then argue about the rest later? why does this bill have to be so fucking big

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:18:54 2020 No.18027966
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>>18027716
>You are thinking like a dirty commie rather than a capitalist.
Government giving free money to the people is the most communist thing to do!

>It is only bad when money sits and does nothing, like what boomers do with it by not investing and not spending. And if they won't spend like me, then that is more stock money so fuck yea.
You don't know anything about stocks. By putting your money on stocks, it means a lot to those companies, as the stock market funds their projects and production capabilities.

>If they spend it all, that goes back to fuel struggling businesses outside of key industries, that is a very good thing.
Not really, you're a communist if you spend the money on junk and pointless things like Bitcoin or gold. Also, don't use Meidri for your stupidity!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:05 2020 No.18027967 File: 20 KB, 585x458, boborocket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this vote

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:15 2020 No.18027973 Fuck local towns and villages, make my stonks go up daddy Trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:15 2020 No.18027974 >Based Schumer trillions for the rich and big business, none for americans and neets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:23 2020 No.18027978 new bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:34 2020 No.18027983 >in the green despite it being obvious the Dems are going to say no What fucking Jewish sorcery is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:52 2020 No.18027986 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:19:54 2020 No.18027988 buying SPY puts WW@ bearbros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:09 2020 No.18027995 >>18027973 fuck your stonks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:09 2020 No.18027996 >no bailouts OH GOD SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:10 2020 No.18027997 Fucking merchants

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:12 2020 No.18027998 File: 56 KB, 480x360, ze pump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jerome got the call he's pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:13 2020 No.18027999 Stonks are attempting to rally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:24 2020 No.18028005 WHY IS IT GOING UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:30 2020 No.18028008 NEW BREAD WHEN >NEW BREAD WHEN NEW BREAD WHEN >NEW BREAD WHEN NEW BREAD WHEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:35 2020 No.18028011 GO UP COME ON GO UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:36 2020 No.18028010 >>18027983 republicans are majority in congress desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:40 2020 No.18028013 >democrats officially advocating for big business and fuck small business americans OH NONONONO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:46 2020 No.18028014 >>18027983 Just sit tight and let the bulls believe Schumer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:20:52 2020 No.18028016 >>18028005 Clown market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:01 2020 No.18028020 >>18028010 Not in the House.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:08 2020 No.18028025 Bye bulls it’s all over but the crying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:12 2020 No.18028027 >>18028008 make one yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:30 2020 No.18028029 Schumer basically confirmed it will fail. HUNT FOR SHORTS! GOGO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:34 2020 No.18028030 File: 5 KB, 250x227, 1584617103099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >THIS VOTE IS A REPEAT OF THE FAILED VOTE LAST NIGHT CONFIRMED TO FAIL OH GOD OH FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:38 2020 No.18028032 File: 231 KB, 565x600, 1331505623329.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its over bears. cover your shorts now while you can

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:40 2020 No.18028033 >>18028010 In congress the Democrats have the house but republicans have the senate. Which is hilarious because even with a majority they still can't pass it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:47 2020 No.18028036 why is the line going up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:52 2020 No.18028038 >this vote is irrelevant

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:21:59 2020 No.18028044

>>18027965
Cause Dems would never do the rest later. The only way Republicans ever get anything done is
>I'll do something for US if you do something for ME
cause all their shit would be fundamentally unpopular as fuck if not buried in must pass bills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:08 2020 No.18028045 >>18028036 UNLIMITED MONEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:11 2020 No.18028047 >>18027770 bimping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:12 2020 No.18028048 Short for free money, you have less 5 minutes to get them in.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:15 2020 No.18028049
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>>18027966
>By putting your money on stocks, it means a lot to those companies, as the stock market funds their projects and production capabilities.
Kek, what is speculation and shorting then anon, you don't need to lie to keep your gains anon we all want cheap and easy gains no company will get their 3% gains that they got in one hour and invest it, you can say that you want your shorties and money safe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:23 2020 No.18028052 >>18028036 so it come down faster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:25 2020 No.18028055 >irrelevant vote Based Jewmer looking out for the bears

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:40 2020 No.18028059 >>18028038 the market is predictably irrational

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:50 2020 No.18028065 >>18028036 Last call for alcohol for the whales before it all freefalls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:56 2020 No.18028068 File: 168 KB, 540x801, 1584980332622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18027965

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:11 2020 No.18028073 OBJECTION!

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:20 2020 No.18028075

>>18027966
>as the stock market funds their projects and production capabilities.
More like the stock market funds their executive bonuses and tax evasion funds because nobody actually invests in their business anymore, it's all stagflation and stock market bubbling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:21 2020 No.18028076 I'm going to pray to Bear Allah that his holy Jihad to the 18k goes through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:24 2020 No.18028078 File: 459 KB, 702x696, 1580393576910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME AND DUMBASS BOOMERS AND BUYING SSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:26 2020 No.18028079 >Royal and Norwegian cruise going up what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:31 2020 No.18028083 >>18028008 >>18028056 >>18028056 >>18028056 >>18028056

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:35 2020 No.18028085 I OBJECT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:42 2020 No.18028087 new new new >>18028066

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:01 2020 No.18028100 >>18028083 >>18028087 GREAT JOB RETARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:05 2020 No.18028101 >>18028088 >>18028088 new

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:07 2020 No.18028102
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT THROUGH THE PUMP!!!!
I MISSED MY CHANCE TO RAISE CASH AND ADD TO MY SHOOOORRRRRTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

IS SRTY TOO HIGH TO BUY?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:14 2020 No.18028105 UNLIMITED MONEY INFINITE OBJECTION REGRESSION

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:56 2020 No.18028123 >>18028079 since there's no room for burials and cremation takes time, mass viking funerals are the only option

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:26:20 2020 No.18028168 >an hour of debate

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:28:26 2020 No.18028221 >>18028168 election is close and people are watching, they need soundbites atm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:29:55 2020 No.18028273 Drink some prune juice grandma it's time sit down, vote, and kill this deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:30:14 2020 No.18028284 >>18028102 Who dis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:32:16 2020 No.18028330 >>18028284 literally me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:37:41 2020 No.18028487 >>18026444 >Ireland >Sweden >Iran >Venezuela >Cuba >Thailand Well at least we know for sure it was made by an American lmfao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:45:10 2020 No.18028672 File: 1.06 MB, 1580x1574, 1584731469942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18026661 Everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:35 2020 No.18029920 >>18027777 Digits CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:06 2020 No.18029951 >>18027879 I concur. We Japan now

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