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>> No.18023440
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>> No.18023449
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18023449

GET FUCKED FEDS

>> No.18023454

GUYS I THOUGHT JEROME WAS GOING TO SAVE US WITH UNLIMITED QE

>> No.18023456

LMAO BULL BTFO AGAIN!

>> No.18023457

Oh no no no no

>> No.18023459

Dow will never go below 18k

>> No.18023463
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18023465
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15WcQneNLy4

>Tom Brady: Stock Market

>> No.18023466
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HARDER

>> No.18023469
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>> No.18023470

another crab day
boring

>> No.18023471
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IF THIS MARKET WERE ANY MORE VOLATILE IT'D BE USED IN A MOAB

>> No.18023474
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18023474

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T IT GOING UP

>> No.18023475

UNLIMITED MONEY YAASSSSSS

>> No.18023476
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18023476

CLOOOOOOOOOWN WORLD

>> No.18023477
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18023477

FUCK BEARS AND FUCK BULLS
I NEED MY 2ND CIRCUIT BREAK

>> No.18023480

TO 17K WE GO BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18023482

THE FEDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT

>> No.18023483

ROBINHOOD IS FROZEN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18023484
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18023484

POOMP IT

>> No.18023490

what's the point of infinite money if it doesn't work?

>> No.18023492

JEROOOOOMEEEEE

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN

>> No.18023495
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18023495

NANI THE FUCK


HOW!?

>> No.18023496

i already masturbated twice today, stop this market please i can only handle so much

>> No.18023497

ITS PUMPING AGAIN

>> No.18023498

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.18023501

>baldman yelling the economy

>> No.18023504
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>> No.18023503

FED ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18023505

>>18023440
can't wait for this fuck to drown in his own fluids

>> No.18023506

My marketrinos...

>> No.18023507

SQQQ bros, when are we selling??

>> No.18023508

>>18023459
maybe before lunch

>> No.18023512
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>>18023426
UNLIMITED PRINTER WORKS

>> No.18023517
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18023517

Why do you bother wiping up the lube, your just gonna get fucked again.

>> No.18023516

>>18023440
It's a nothingburger

>> No.18023521

>>18023507
32

>> No.18023523

FUCK YOU JEROME JUST LET IT DIE YOU KIKE

>> No.18023526
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18023526

buckle up, boys
today is grand closing

>> No.18023527
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18023527

17K 17K 17K 17K 17K 17K

>> No.18023528
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18023528

>FEDS PUMP JUST TO AVOID CIRCUIT BREAKERS
FUCK FEDS
FUCK FEDS
FUCK FEDS
FUCK FEDS
FUCK FEDS

>> No.18023530

>>18023495
we've realized if this is necessary things are even more fucked than we thought before

>> No.18023535

CLOWN MARKET
>CLOWN MARKET
CLOWN MARKET
>CLOWN MARKET
CLOWN MARKET
>CLOWN MARKET
CLOWN MARKET
>CLOWN MARKET

>> No.18023541
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>he actually thought it would be a green day

>> No.18023543

if they have infinite money why dont they just put the DOW to 20000000 right this second?

>> No.18023544
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18023544

ITS OVER

>> No.18023546

THE DOW IS COMING BACK BROS

>> No.18023548

TURN THE FIELDS PINK

>> No.18023550

Bullbros....I dont feel so good...

>> No.18023551

>>18023512
Do one for bears

>> No.18023555
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18023555

It's going to be another one of these days isn't it?

>> No.18023562

DOW will drop to 6000

>> No.18023563
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>>18023517
>being able to afford lube in this economy
we got a rich boy over here, guys! quick, let's steal his TP!

>> No.18023564

It went green for a moment... That's a good sign, right?

>> No.18023566

WHY IS VIX UP BUT UVXY IS DOWN????

>> No.18023572

Holy shit the PPT really has no power any more do they? What an embarrassment

>> No.18023573

What cause this crash? We were way up in the futures.

>> No.18023575
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18023575

Aaaaand we’re back!

>> No.18023577

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18023578

What's the move?

>> No.18023582
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18023582

DUMP IT

>> No.18023584
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>>18023573
Futures were a fake and gay fed pump

>> No.18023586

FUCK YOU BIZ YOU SAID IT WOULD BE RED NOW ALL MY INVESTMENTS ARE RED INSTEAD

>> No.18023588
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18023588

HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF

>> No.18023589

>missed google at 1050 because etoro was slow

>> No.18023590

THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE JEROME
YOU HAVE TO USE IT

>> No.18023591
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18023591

Will TVIX go up today bros?

>> No.18023593

THE FED LIED

>> No.18023595
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18023595

Where is your big drop Bobobitches?

>> No.18023596

Huh -- seems we're a tad fucked.

>> No.18023597

>>18023495
You should’ve known retard

>> No.18023600
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fuck whats happening

>> No.18023602

>>18023573
Gamblers were wrong

>> No.18023604

>>18023573
market movers actually know history and that UNLIMITED MONEY is a bad idea

>> No.18023608

>>18023573
Coronachan works in mysterious ways

>> No.18023609

WTF IS GOING ON DO I SELL MY PUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18023612

Just look at the size of those dildos.

>> No.18023613

>>18023573
PPT, hiding your shit in the futures is easier. Shifted 1500 points on the up and now the market is opening its cratering.

>> No.18023615
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18023615

Why are we still crashing??

>> No.18023621

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18023624

i dont understand how a nothingburger virus that only kills people on government assistance has the power to destroy the global economy.

>> No.18023623
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>> No.18023625

Imagine unironically being a b*ll
Imagine being so fucking wrong and retarded

>> No.18023628

SDOW printing today. Should've bought in on Friday like I told you lmaooooooooooooo

>> No.18023629
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18023629

Dems shoot down corporate bail out. It's going down, bros. I never thought it'd happen in my lifetime. But it's finally ending.

>> No.18023630

AND WHEN EVERYONE HAS INFINITE MONEY, NO ONE WILL BE RICH

>> No.18023631
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18023631

>they thought they'd seen the bottom

>> No.18023633
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18023633

>ITS UP TO YOU DEMOCRATS. THE VOTE WILL HAPPEN 15 MINUTES AFTER MARKET OPEN

>> No.18023634

how long until circuit breaker?

>> No.18023636

How much money can people still lose before they just have nothing to buy stocks with anyway?

>> No.18023637

Wew lad I'm glad I woke up in time to cancel my stop limit

>> No.18023640

>>18023609
HODL my sweet anon, HODL!!!

>> No.18023641

There is still time to buy PMs
https://www.jmbullion.com/search/?q=#/?_=1&page=1&perpage=60&filter.instock.low=1&filter.instock.high=1

>> No.18023642
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Here we go, boys

>> No.18023648

>>18023628
TFW my broker only has lame SQQQ...

Go up, stupid!

>> No.18023649

Bullcucks got cocky
They saw green in the future and they bought
But bears always see the truth

>> No.18023653
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>>18023615
ECONOMY: FUCKED
MARKET: FUCKED
AMERICA: FUCKED
FUCK THE FEDS
BURN IT DOWN

>> No.18023655

It's going to dip below 18k today isn't it?

>> No.18023656

>>18023633
>>ITS UP TO YOU DEMOCRATS. THE VOTE WILL HAPPEN 15 MINUTES AFTER MARKET OPEN

It's at 1:00pm

>> No.18023659

Will stocks will shoot up once Congress passes the stimulus?

>> No.18023660
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>>18023615
Money in weimar has no value, market smelled fear so we crash now get ready

>> No.18023661
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18023661

LOVING
EVER
LAUGH

>> No.18023662
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>>18023573
Allow me to explain:
>Oh shit, the fed's printing infinite money! That means they'll be able to keep businesses going!
>...
>Oh shit, the fed's printing infinite money! Nothing's actually changed fundamentally, the economy is still crashing, and all they're doing is bolstering inflation by injecting huge amounts of money into a contracting market!

>> No.18023663

>>18023573

Because futures are made up bullshit. Went from down 1000 to up 700 and then opened down.

>> No.18023664
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>>18023426
Yo, who else lost their job/got severe hours cut?

>> No.18023665
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18023665

>they drew a dick on the dow jones
>it was a dick pump

>> No.18023666
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18023666

BEAR SQUAD
WHERE YOU AT?

>> No.18023667

JEROOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEED MOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE

>> No.18023673

IT'S IN FREEFALL MODE NOW: SELL WHILE YOU CAN

>> No.18023672

>550
>550
>550
>550

>> No.18023679
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18023679

Infinite pumping activated, we're going to soaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18023683

>Cramer: We should quarantine everyone age 60+, test everyone below that with unlimited testing (currently being worked on), and get everyone back to work to fix the economy

is he right?

>> No.18023684

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.18023685
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18023685

WTF????

>> No.18023686

>>18023630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlvk7qFHTw

>> No.18023688
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18023688

Whats this pattern called

>> No.18023689

>>18023624
Most wealthy people in America are boomers.

>> No.18023690

CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

>> No.18023691

>>18023621
You forgot the P at the end, Anon.

>> No.18023692

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FREE FALLLIIINNNN

>> No.18023694

>>18023655
>today

its gonna dip before noon

>> No.18023695

How the fuck did HARVEY get it?

>> No.18023696
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18023696

Hahaha get fucked bulls.

>> No.18023699

THE POOMP IS DOING NOTHING BROS LMAO

>> No.18023700

>>18023555
Tourist here,
yes it is going to be one of those days.

>> No.18023701
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>>18023463
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH MOMMMMMY!!!!

>> No.18023705
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LMAO
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.18023706

The markets are so batshit insane it wouldn't surprise me if it started moving LEFT instead of up or down.

>> No.18023707
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>>18023649
You're a retard. Rest of you fuckers get out before it's too late

>> No.18023708

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18023711

It's fucking over.

>> No.18023715

CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS FUCKING BEAR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18023716
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>> No.18023718
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18023718

ahem..
FUCK the stock market
and FUCK you

>> No.18023719

>>18023688
see >>18023665

>> No.18023720

>see dow at -550
>get up to take a piss
>come back
>-650

>> No.18023721

>>18023664

My wife's on indefinite furlough until her chain opens their stores again.

>> No.18023724

Russel 2000 is below 1000 lol

>> No.18023725

>>18023653
BURN IT THE FUCK DOWN

>> No.18023726

ITS ALMOST BACK TO WHERE IT WAS PRE PUMP
THE PUMP WAS USELESS
ABANDON ALL HOPE THIS IS THE END

>> No.18023727

>>18023688
classic pump and dump

>> No.18023728

>18,500

>> No.18023729

>>18023688
Middle finger to the bulls

>> No.18023731

>>18023688
Federal pump n dump

>> No.18023732

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.18023735

>>18023683
Pretty much yeah. Fuck boomers.

>> No.18023737

>>18023688
The trillion dollar pump

>> No.18023739

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18023740

>>18023660
>Money in weimar has no value, market smelled fear so we crash now get ready
Weimar? What are you talking about??

>> No.18023741

$V down 6% lmao buying the dip

>> No.18023742

>>18023688
the chad dip buy

>> No.18023745

KEEP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.18023747
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18023747

FREE falling
PULL UP! JEROOOOM

>> No.18023748

My SQQQ limits finally fired, lost a few dollars by setting it a hair bit low but I'm still comfortably in the green.

Time to sit on the sidelines and wait for cheap oil (not leveraged ETFs; if even half of those are alive in the next few months I'll be surprised)

>> No.18023749

Just resign Jerome, this is pathetic

>> No.18023750
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>>18023692

>> No.18023751

>>18023688
Printer broken.

>> No.18023753

jesus christ SDOW on a moon mission

>> No.18023755

Where's Carl? He was the only one worth watching, Cramer and Faber are dumbfuck permabulls

>> No.18023760

>>18023724
haha more like Russel 200 am i right?

>> No.18023762
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-3% AFTER INFINITE MONEY
>SEEEEEEEEEEEL
-3% AFTER INFINITE MONEY
>SEEEEEEEEEEEL
-3% AFTER INFINITE MONEY
>SEEEEEEEEEEEL
-3% AFTER INFINITE MONEY
>SEEEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.18023765
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>>18023732
SELL QUICK
SELL BEFORE THEY SHUT IT ALL DOWN
FUCKING SELL

>> No.18023773

JERRRRROMEEEEEEEE
MY SHECKELS
PUMP IT GOD DAMMIT YOU FED NIGGER

>> No.18023774
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18023774

>"DON'T BUY! LET EM' BURN!"

>> No.18023776

>>18023762
never stop buying

>> No.18023777
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18023777

YOU TOLD ME THE FED NEWS WOULD PUMP IT!! DUMB FUCKERS

>> No.18023778

"No one wants to be president Hoover."

I don't think "want" has anything to do it.

>> No.18023780
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>>18023642

>> No.18023785

>>18023662
I thought it would at least open green, grab some cheapy 3x inverse and then drop it in 5 minutes. Instead the fed is proven entirely ineffective.

>> No.18023786

BULLS BLOWN OUT LITERALLY EVERY MONDAY THIS WEEK

>> No.18023791

>>18023688
jerome's crusty dick

>> No.18023796
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>>18023777
>He bought the dip

>> No.18023798

Yeah we're going down

>> No.18023801
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>> No.18023803

>>18023683
its probably the best way to keep the economy ticking whilst not just sacrificing old people.

more people will die if they try to reopen everything but economy will be saved alot faster (which could save more lives)

>> No.18023805
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>> No.18023809

>no circuit breaker
YAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN

>> No.18023813

>>18023777
It did, for an hour. After two Wednesday’s ago when the fed pumped 500 billion and the bump only lasted for 15 minutes it should have made sense what would happen this time too

>> No.18023814

Drop below 1,000 already you greedy goddamn faggot GOOG so I can buy your whore ass stock

>> No.18023815

SQQQ ALL IN

>> No.18023817
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18023817

AND WE ARE FREE FALLING, EVEN AFTER INFINITE MONEY

OHNONONONONOONONONO

>> No.18023818

>>18023753
heh, you're welcome

>> No.18023821
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18023821

what happens if the dow reaches 10k

>> No.18023822

>>18023786
THERES JUST ONE FUCKING MONDAY THIS WEEK YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.18023824
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>> No.18023825

BOOOORIIIING

>> No.18023827
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18023827

FED going full Zimbabwe monetary policy

>> No.18023828

>>18023653
>AMERICA : FUCKED
did you checked eu stocks?
when was the last time they were green?
15 days ago?
https://www.investing.com/indices/european-indices

>> No.18023832

Sell so hard that the market is fucked even after the coronavirus is solved.

>> No.18023833
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18023833

TRUMPTOWNS IN CENTRAL PARK WHEN?

>> No.18023834

jesus christ retards its been 14 minutes, it will be 19000 EOD

>> No.18023835
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18023835

>>18023688
The Soup Line

>> No.18023836

>>18023821
It continues downward

>> No.18023837

I LOVE YOU CORONOCHAN
YOU'RE THE IRONIC CURE TO THE FINANCIAL CANCER
Also suppose i have to thank the saudis and the rukies as well.

>> No.18023840

>>18023683
I would absolutely love this because I work at a library where the only people that show up are boomers, basically means I go back to work but don't have to do any work

>> No.18023838

>>18023777
>dude some news buried under 10 pages of coronavirus about quantum easing or something the layman has equal (non-)understanding of is gonna pump the market despite 100k infected in the US in less than two days

>> No.18023842

STOP BUYING

>> No.18023843

that dow tho

>> No.18023844

>>18023822
this week there's gonna be five

>> No.18023845

>>18023809
Does orange man speak today? If he does, maybe we can at least hit one.

>> No.18023847
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18023847

>Printing all this money into an economy that'll just plummet anyways
>Not just handing out money to Americans who are no longer working

>> No.18023849

>>18023796
AAAND WE'RE BACK
NEVER GOING BELLOW 18600 EVER AGAIN

>> No.18023850

>>18023821
It activates the multi-ball bonus

>> No.18023852

If unlimited QE is no big deal then why doesn't the FED do this as regular business? If there are no negative repercussions why not give our businesses the best chance to succeed in the wold market?

>> No.18023853

>>18023821
This presumably means both JPow and Trump have died of the 'rona

>> No.18023854
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18023854

>>18023683

He absolutely is. This isn't worth causing a depression over. This sentiment will start making its waves in early April and the government will relax restrictions by the middle of that month.

Be ready to buy in May.

>> No.18023855

>>18023801
every monday ameristonks are getting holocausted

>> No.18023860

>>18023809
STOP FUCKING CHEERING FOR A COLLAPSE YOU FUCKING LOSER

>> No.18023865

managed to short walt disney for some buckaroos

>> No.18023866

>>18023834
You mistyped 18200 bullcuck

>> No.18023867

>>18023624
Its coordinated manipulation between globalists, ccp, and the leftwing media.

>> No.18023869
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18023869

>> No.18023870
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18023870

The virus should've already been priced in. So, this crash is caused by another catalyst?

>> No.18023871

>>18023860
nah

>> No.18023875

>>18023860
fuck you faggot, may this whole system collapse

>> No.18023877

>>18023683
No, fuck the economy. CRASH IT

>> No.18023880

The DOW is having a seizure

>> No.18023881

back down we go

>> No.18023882

>>18023847
>he thinks this is actually printing money
yikes

>> No.18023885
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>>18023828
>implying the EU even matters
I live in America I just want to taste Jerome's salty tears.

>> No.18023886
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18023886

>imagine ACTUALLY being bullish on this shit

>> No.18023890

S&P 2100s today!!!!

>> No.18023892
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18023892

YOU TOLD ME TO BUY ON FRIDAY EASY MONEY YOU SAID! NOW IM ALL RED ITS ALL GONE

>> No.18023894
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18023894

All in on inverse ETF, also should I try options.

>> No.18023897
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18023897

Look at what they are advertising for the opening bell.

LOOK AT IT!

>> No.18023898

>>18023860
but we want to buy

>> No.18023899

>>18023860
The only one losing in the collapse scenario are boomers and people who are already rich, I don't give a fuck

>> No.18023900

>>18023867
Shouldn't you be posting on twitter Bill?

>> No.18023901
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18023901

>>18023860
No.

>> No.18023904

>>18023834
Make it 19500 because the bottom is already in.

>> No.18023905

>>18023870

"No"?

Anytime SP500 goes below its 200MA all bets are off, there's going to be an extended selloff. The first jolts are the smart money getting out quickly.

>> No.18023906
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18023906

>>18023426
I bet Trump wishes he never took credit for this obvious bubble economy constructed by decades of neoliberal policy hollowing America out.

Should have just agreed with the liberals when they insisted Obama was responsible for this economy, cuz in many ways hes more responsible than Trump is.

>> No.18023907

>>18023870
>Priced in

The entire world is frozen, you really think it'll be priced in?

>> No.18023908
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18023908

>>18023860
>stuck holding bags from ATH
big ouchies but you only have yourself to blame

>> No.18023909
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18023909

>STOP FUCKING CHEERING FOR A COLLAPSE YOU FUCKING LOSER

>> No.18023910

>>18023877
that's like saying "No, fuck this car, CRASH IT" while you're also in the car as a passenger.

>> No.18023911

>>18023854
This kiked system needs to crash and burn.

>> No.18023912

>>18023870
I don't know maybe the fact that the whole world is slowly shutting down?

>> No.18023914

>>18023870
Americans havent realised hwo fucked theyre about to get
The virus wont be priced in for another 4 weeks when they will really start to understand how many of them are going to die and how long they will be on national lockdown to stop it

>> No.18023917

>>18023869
lmao

>> No.18023919
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18023919

$15 000 ready to buy :-) in the clown market

>> No.18023921

>>18023870
Yeah, the expected drop in demand.

>> No.18023920
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18023920

BROS THE PUMP WORKED

>> No.18023924

>>18023860
fuck off we might as well have some fun with this mess

>> No.18023928

I'm laughing at all the bears who thought they'd be rich at open and I'm laughing at all the bulls who thought recession cancelled.

This message is brought to you by cash gang.

>> No.18023933

>>18023910
And?

>> No.18023934
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18023934

>>18023860
NO

>> No.18023940
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18023940

>>18023912

>> No.18023941

>>18023892
lurk more

>> No.18023943

Now's the Time to go long. The stimulus is going to get passed.

>> No.18023945

>>18023860
Jew spotted.

>> No.18023948

niederauer sounds nervous

>> No.18023949
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18023949

>>18023827
this

>> No.18023953

>>18023426
These markets are history. They're not bothering to fix the underlying structural issues and you can tell just by watching price action and order flow on a day like today or any of these days recently that there is something horribly wrong with the actual core way in which trades execute. Dark pools, HFTs, broker/clearing house relationships, participant homogeneity, off exchange order flow, short sale restrictions, and on and on and on. These markets are so busted it's absurd and nothing you can do economically matters when the market is in its own distorted universe. The next big thing is going to be a totally new market system that competes against the current one. This one is a parasite riddled mess.

>> No.18023954

>>18023821
Nothing. Because it will never happen unless nukes start falling off from the sky!!

>> No.18023958
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18023958

>>18023860
Keep holding buddy
Im shorting this ponzi with a smile

>> No.18023961

>>18023683
>get everyone back to work
Back to wagecucking it so the next time the market fails you can be hung out to dry!

>> No.18023962
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18023962

>>18023860
NO!

>> No.18023963

18700 was too much

>> No.18023965

>>18023933
you know you can just kill yourself if you really want to die, right? no one will stop you, you don't have to wait for world events to decide things for you.

>> No.18023966

>>18023910
And the car is a broken kiked financial system that doesn't work and deserves a hard reset

>> No.18023968
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18023968

>>18023870
what the fucking fuck makes you think it's priced in? Are you retarded? We don't even begin to understand how much this is going to effect not just the global market but everyday life yet. Wait till it starts putting boomers in the fucking dirt

>> No.18023970
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18023970

AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18023971

>>18023688
Graph of female attractiveness by age

>> No.18023973

>>18023860
haha big red line go down

>> No.18023972

>>18023867
Retard alert, probably a ptg poster. The kikes and their media are DOWNPLAYING the virus to keep ZOG from falling apart.

>> No.18023979

>>18023943
putting every penny i can get my hands on into aapl

>> No.18023983

>>18023908
Gib

>> No.18023988

>placing risky puts and buying up cheap oil stocks
Haha oh boy oh boy what am I doing?!?

>> No.18023993
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18023993

NEVER FEAR JEROME IS HERE
MONEY PRINTER ACTIVATED

>> No.18023994

>>18023972
This

>> No.18023996
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18023996

>>18023970

>> No.18023997

>>18023968
The priced in thing is a meme. Nobody thinks it's priced in, and if people unironically took a meme and thought it was real, then they're retarded.

>> No.18023998

>>18023966
im all for a reset, i just want to not starve in the process, know what i mean?

>> No.18023999

NOT SO FAST BEAR! IT'S GOING UP NOW! TODAY IS A BULL DAY

>> No.18024001 [DELETED] 

(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discordb gg kjGsbrW
Watch it all burn with us

>> No.18024000

>>18023910
The difference is that I'm wearing seatbelts, have airbags, crash insurance on the car unlike the others.

>> No.18024005

Scooped some Ford puts. They just closed factories in Asia and Africa.

>> No.18024006

>>18023894
Do you understand option? Because if you don't you can be made liable to buy the underlying assets which will fucking bankrupt you.

>> No.18024008

35k 20x Leverage anon probably got BTFO

>> No.18024010
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18024010

>>18023970
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18024011
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18024011

>Put a buy order at the beginning of the pump
>Price comes down while I take a shit
>Instant 20 points

This market, I fucking love it

>> No.18024012

I CANT FUCKING LOG IN TO ROBINHOOD REEE

>> No.18024013

>>18023970
>Trusting RH with a million dollars
You're a champion, anon. Balls of steel.

>> No.18024014

>>18023860
Get in the fucking bag mumu

>> No.18024015

>>18023860
Kek lame and seether pilled

>> No.18024017

>>18023970
>1.3 mil on fucking robinhood

JEEEEZ YOURE FUCKING AUTISTIC

>> No.18024018
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18024018

>>18023835
I'm unironically waiting in line to get into the supermarket. It's coming to you soon, burgerbros

>> No.18024020
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18024020

>those blatant pumps with announced "haha brrrrrrrr"
Fuck the fed. Fucking bull mafia.

>> No.18024022

>>18023965
>NOOO WE GOTTA KEEP THIS ILLUSION OF AN ECONOMY FLOATED ON MONOPOLY PAPER RUNNING

>> No.18024024

I think at this point we have to seriously ask: what can the fed even do anymore? Realistically, pumping more money into the market won't fix it if no one wants to buy stocks.

Legally speaking, can the fed somehow force companies to buy stocks? What about illegally speaking, can they/should they threaten funds and banks to get them to buy stocks? I think they should, this is an unprecedented situation and they can't keep letting the market harm us just for having faith in it and puying calls or shares in companies like disney and boeing. The fed has a duty to protect the american investors from situations like this.

>> No.18024027

>>18023970
since mar 9 i've had days with +10% and -10%. just get used to it

>> No.18024028
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18024028

>>18023971
ok based

>> No.18024034

>>18023970
Nigga sell

>> No.18024035
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18024035

I think at first you can try helicopter money for few months, no need to go buying sp500 just yet.

That keeps stocks private side fully separate from government

>> No.18024041

>>18023970
?

>> No.18024043

i just purchased 100 shares of coca cola on friday, am i gonna make it?

>> No.18024045

>>18023998
Sometimes you have to go through hard times to get better times. And if people in the USSR were able to survive, so will you

>> No.18024050

was that a fart just now on CNBC?

>> No.18024052

>>18023965
You're a fucking retard. Short term pain for long term gain. ZOG needs to be dismantled.

>> No.18024058

>>18024050
kek I heard it too

>> No.18024059
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18024059

WHATS GOING ON UUP BROS
I THOUGHT WE'RE DEFLATIONARY WTF MY CALLS

>> No.18024062
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18024062

THEN WHY DON'T YOU CLOSE IT
HOLY SHIT DO YOU WANT TO SEE WORST MONTH IN HISTORY ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>> No.18024063

>>18024012
Robinhood has lost me thousands before because of this shit. I don't know why I stay with them. Must be Stockholm.

>> No.18024064

>>18023970
>not simply buying s&p 500 puts

Why? Its free money, up 181% this week

>> No.18024065

>>18023970
>literal millionaires on /biz/

>> No.18024066
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18024066

>SPY crabbing
BORING
CRASH ALREADY

>> No.18024069

>>18024062
OH NONONOONONONO

>> No.18024072

another -5k points on the DOW and Obama's second term is gone as well

>> No.18024074

>>18024024
What if
What if just maybe
What if the Fed is allowed to both print infinite money and buy stocks
Imagine

>> No.18024075

>>18023860
Reddit still down?

>> No.18024076

>>18024062
>THEN WHY DON'T YOU CLOSE IT

Free market, commie

>> No.18024077

>>18024043
100 cans of coke will be worth more in 2 weeks.

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18024078

>>18024062
haha brrrrr

>> No.18024081
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18024081

>>18023835
Great Depression 2 just started and we already have breadlines.

>> No.18024082

>>18024035
Why is her jumper inside out

>> No.18024088

>>18024050
definitely yes

>> No.18024090

CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
>CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
>CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
>CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
>CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS
>CRAMER TALKING ABOUT THE "NEW WORLD" WE MAKE AFTER THIS

>> No.18024091

>>18024024
>Legally speaking, can the fed somehow force companies to buy stocks?
The Fed basically announced that they will buy stocks.

>> No.18024092

>>18024010
are you retarded

>> No.18024093

>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
new thread
>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
new thread
>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
>>18024079
new thread

>> No.18024094

>>18023426
Duncan Niederaur is fucking delusional

>> No.18024096

SELL OIL!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
$20 WASN'T THE BOTTOM!
EVERYONE SAID OIL WAS GOING TO $5 AND I LAUGHED
NO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.18024097

>>18023970
From this chart I can tell you're about to have a cardiac arrest.

>> No.18024098

>>18023920
brainlet here, why is TVIX going down when VIX is up?

>> No.18024105

>>18024062
>HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN

>> No.18024106
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18024106

>>18023970
You fool

>> No.18024111

>>18024065
Not for long at the rate he's going
about to become a poorfag NEET like the rest of us

>> No.18024113

>>18024058
>>18024050
i heard it 3

>> No.18024118
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18024118

Today is my first day on the stonk market. Wish me luck.

>> No.18024123
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18024123

If the babyfucking kikes at the FED keep printing monopoly money like this and we end up on the street starving due to hyperinflation, they will deserve everything they get. History repeats.

>> No.18024130

>>18024098
because TVIX is a scam

>> No.18024139

>>18023683
Most models show that this sort of tactic only prevents about 20-30% of the deaths caused by doing nothing so nah it's not great

>> No.18024146

keep laughing at me for buying, but in 5 years ill be the one rubbing my dick and balls on this general with how many cheapies i got

meanwhile you will keep buying options with ur gains until you eventually lose all of it, and the money you didnt lose you spent on shoes and a car like the boboniggers you are

>> No.18024178
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>>18023908
fucking sauce aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.18024215

>>18024001
Dilate

>> No.18024225

>>18024006
Not him, but I'm currently looking into puts. Not committing to anything, but with puts there's no obligation to buy in, right?

>> No.18024232

>>18023695
Buttsecks

>> No.18024247

>>18024012
>>18024063
Why don't you get a big boy broker already poorfags.

>> No.18024250

>>18023908
damn mate got some sauce on that rice

>> No.18024279
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18024279

>>18024178
>>18024250
Cause I'm in a real good mood this morning bois, here you go: @ssunbiki

>> No.18024281

>>18023988
Jokes on you, ive got puts on exxon

>> No.18024298

>>18024247
>/biz/
>big boy broker
Motherfucker, 99% of /smg/ are a bunch of LARPers trading pennies on their phone.

>> No.18024318

>>18024225
Don't trade options

>> No.18024327

>>18023970
lol ur ded

>> No.18024330

>>18023886
There are retards here who thought we were at the bottom on Thursday

JUST

>> No.18024360

>>18023886
See >>18023892
Haha dumbass

>> No.18024406

>>18024298
HEY!

Robinhood has desktop support too.

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18024407

>>18023860

>> No.18024415

>>18023910
Close your eyes, make a wish into pure imagination

>> No.18024421

>>18024024
>>18024074
>>18024091
The absolute brainletism of this thread.
I really hope you lose all your fucking money

>> No.18024431

markets will crab until 1pm vote

once vote passes, markets will moon

>> No.18024492

the free market will fix it

>> No.18024516
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18024516

>>18023860
Sound structures collapse. Bubbles burst. Learn the difference.

>> No.18024548

>>18024431
>once vote passes, markets will moon

yes the market moves purely due to words on paper written in a room by stinky old people
workers and companies dont contribute to the economy at all

>> No.18024634

>>18023965
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FIAT CURRENCY
MY HECKIN IMAGINARY VALUE MONERINOS!!!

>> No.18024698

>>18023998
You deserve to starve, you knew this would be huge months ago. I got over 6 months of supplies, I hope apologist faggots like you die first. You want a reset but not if it could cause the slightest bit of personal hardship? Just pathetic.

>> No.18024775

I dont know shit about shit, but i just put $1k in my stock wallet and when airlines, hotels, casinos, and cruises crash down further i am going to buy the hell out of them.

>> No.18024805

looks to me like a rising wedge is forming across the board, hold on to puts

>> No.18024850

>>18024775
The problem is picking the right airlines and hotels. Some will absolutely survive, but not all
>cruises
I firmly believe cruises are a dying business. Only boomers enjoy taking them, and boomers love to fear monger, so even when this all blows over they'll hesitate going on them

>> No.18025082

>>18024805
Hope you're right friend

>> No.18025113

Mcdonalds hasn't dropped nearly as much as I thought they would. They completely shut down all their chains in the UK and Ireland. I thought they would plummet today

>> No.18025233

>>18024063
Literally spend 15 minutes and open another brokerage account. After RH fucked up the leap day I withdrew everything and never looked back

>> No.18025612

>>18024098
TVIX is based off of VIX futures, which, for whatever fucking reason, is going down

>> No.18025876

>>18025612
>VIX
are you serious? its based on volatility, does the market look volatile to you?

>> No.18025915

>>18023860
because it is the chance of a lifetime for 30 year old's
I am to scared to short but i am damn well gonna DCA in a few months with all my money i was gonna use to buy a house.

>> No.18025979

>>18024247
as a eurocuck what do you recommend?

>> No.18026074

>>18025979
Doesnt your bank have a broker account?

>> No.18026131
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18026131

>>18026074
banks cost waaay more to trade on.
>netherlands
I was looking at Binck and degiro but not sure yet.

>> No.18026176

>>18026131
I use ing, they are pretty cheap but you can only trade the popular stuff.

>> No.18026194

>>18026176
wait do those arms dealers sell options and american stuff?

>> No.18026570
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18026570

Keep up the fight BoBros.
Short the market into the ground, RIP AND TEAR