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>> No.18013432

>>18013418
christ wait until other thread is at least 330 before making a new one

>> No.18013437
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heh

>> No.18013439

What companies are going to go out of business/bankrupt once this is over?

>> No.18013442
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>tfw Bull

>> No.18013446
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>>18013418
Bulls never had a chance. Id almost pity them if they werent so retarded.

>> No.18013450

>>18013439
>What companies are going to go out of business/bankrupt once this is over?

All of them.

>> No.18013454
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>>18013418
this baker blows his new thread load as fast as i blow mine on his mum's face

>> No.18013470
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>>18013454
Beter have paid her!

>> No.18013473
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Singapore opens in 10 minutes for trading.
This is a fun fun night.

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>>18013439
>once this is over
anon...

>> No.18013477

Retail has been taking a hammering from online marketplace for a few years now. Will this finally push them off the edge?

>> No.18013479
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'e bought ze dip?

>> No.18013483

DIS @ 50.00 (Damnit, I wanted 2400 to show up in my account in april!) I've got a self loan to payback damnit! T-babies need saving man..

>> No.18013491

Reminder that Nikkei and ASX play off each other only one can be red and only one can be green. Today it's Nikkei's turn to be green.

>> No.18013494

>>18013439
I want to buy spy puts but the premiums are so ridiculous. I guess I'm just a weak willed little faggot

>> No.18013496

>>18013418
$213 03/27 SPY puts for 5.46 is just free money, right? I feel like I'd be a retard if I didn't buy this.

>> No.18013501

>>18013446
>reposted
Bless you, anon.

>> No.18013502

>>18013439
everyone except guns, ammo and alcohol

>> No.18013504
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>>18013439
Everything except Amazon, Google Facebook, and Netflix
Welcome to the future

>> No.18013507

>>18013483
DIS is $85. Unlikely it goes to $50.

>> No.18013531

How fucked is the average American? How long can they last without a job with the way some of them just blow their whole check.

>> No.18013534

Short the US BBB bonds markets theres a shitload of business who's bonds are teetering on the junk bond line like ford and Kraft Heinz that are gonna default on their bonds imagine 2008 but this time it is the large corporations who are gonna default on their loans and its gonna be way way bigger one in five current large company's will not exist in 3 years

>> No.18013544

>>18013501
Its a good one. You will have to update it as we go through the rest of the year.

>> No.18013549

>>18013483
just keep adding bruddah
use some of the mad gainz from your puts from friday which i'm sure you have

>> No.18013557

>>18013531
You ever seen footage and pictures from the great depression?
Yeah.

>> No.18013558

Can anyone tell me if this is a deflationary or inflationary crisis and why?

>> No.18013559
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Should I just dump it all into GUSH?

>> No.18013570

>>18013531
>How fucked is the average American? How long can they last without a job with the way some of them just blow their whole check.

Very. Most people can't handle a sudden $500 bill for car repair, much less losing their jobs for at least six months.

>> No.18013576

>>18013544
Cheers lad, consider it done.

>> No.18013577

>>18013531
>some of them
Anon, you can say niggers and spics here

>> No.18013585

>>18013496
If you're so confident you should buy it and avoid paying the premium.

>> No.18013591

>>18013577
Na whites do it too, this isn't just niggerdom

>> No.18013593
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Please tell me everything will be back to normal in 2 months. This virus will blow over, and will be forgotten by the end of the year.

>> No.18013613
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So which country/state will be the first to start the global civil war?

>> No.18013617
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Australia becoming a 3rd world shithole
Australia becoming a 3rd world shithole
Australia becoming a 3rd world shithole
Australia becoming a 3rd world shithole

>> No.18013618
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Can someone tell a leaf where TSX is going this week?

>> No.18013629

>>18013570
it always baffles me to read these statistics
even as a high school kid I had more than $500 in my bank and I wasn't even deliberately saving it
how the fuck does the average American spend so much money

>> No.18013630

>>18013618
Where ever the DOW goes

>> No.18013634

>>18013613
I expect Iran to have serious trouble soon

>> No.18013635
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>>18013593
Nope

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>>18013418
>When does unemployment numbers get released?
When does unemployment numbers get released?
>When does unemployment numbers get released?
When does unemployment numbers get released?
>When does unemployment numbers get released?
Does anyone know?

>> No.18013651

>>18013642
thurs

>> No.18013653

you lads reckon crypto will continue to follow the stock market or will it diverge

>> No.18013654

>>18013642
Thursday

>> No.18013655
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>>18013442

>> No.18013662

>>18013593
my load will blow over that ass. If you catch my drift

>> No.18013663

>>18013642
Thursday as of now.

>> No.18013666
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>>18013613
>global civil war

>> No.18013668

>>18013629
You're completely underestimating how much most people consume. Living minimalistically is trivial, but that's only because a surplus of retards keep that lifestyle cheap by splurging on the mundane. It baffles me too, but things are going to get more difficult for everyone, even those of us who don't waste their money on show.

>> No.18013674
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>>18013651
>>18013654
Oh god this week is going to be legendary

>> No.18013680

Where is the 30% unemployment number coming from?

>> No.18013682

>>18013593
how much do you think the price to spend a night with a girl like this will drop?

>> No.18013685
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>>18013630
good

>> No.18013686

>>18013629
>it always baffles me to read these statistics
>even as a high school kid I had more than $500 in my bank and I wasn't even deliberately saving it
>how the fuck does the average American spend so much money

It's because a large part of the US working population never really recovered from '08 and has been running up debt ever since then. Sadly, there a lot of people who think that if they're making their minimums on CC payments, they're ok.

The defaults from this thing are gonna be fucking staggering.

>> No.18013690

>>18013637
kek this is great

>> No.18013691

>>18013682
1 link EOY

>> No.18013697

>>18013682
it won't. prostitution is immune to the economy. this is the first thing they teach you in econ class.

>> No.18013699

>>18013629
you probably didn't max out credit cards to consooooom more either

>> No.18013701

>>18013674
Yeah I closed my short positions friday I gotta find a spot to get back in wont be Monday that's for sure

>> No.18013705

>>18013680
Their butt.

>> No.18013706

>>18013531
Very fucked. I mean hell I make shit but at least I've got some savings. Debt man, most people are in debt four ways all at once anymore; house,car, credit cards and student loans. I'm lucky my only debt is a house.

>> No.18013707

>>18013682
>girl

>> No.18013708

>>18013642
Thursday morning before market open. None other than Goldman Sachs is estimating a historic number up in the millions

>> No.18013710

>>18013654
Monday-Red
Tuesday-Green
Wednesday-Red
Thursday-Triple negative breakers day

>> No.18013715
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Always fun to watch DAX fall off a cliff in the morning. Now I'm off to sleep until I can trade in it in 6 hours.

>> No.18013717
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fuck the US, I submit to china and will gladly do their bidding now

>> No.18013718

What bags are you still holding onto lads? ULTA here

>> No.18013724

>>18013642
Everyone and their mother knows these will be apocalyptic numbers so I wouldn’t put too much weight on it. The only meaningful data will be the daily death count, which might as well be released at 8:30 like all the rest of it.

>> No.18013725

>>18013674
>Oh god this week is going to be legendary

If they actually release the number. Trump was asking to the states to hold back on releasing their numbers independently.

>> No.18013730

>>18013710
The way shits looking, Monday will be business close day.

>> No.18013733

>>18013691
so about 5 cents?

>>18013697
that's interesting. Won't more women be selling their bodies if they become unemplyed?

>> No.18013735

>>18013682
Unironic answer:

In a couple years, 1 oz silver

>> No.18013737

>>18013613
im actually surprised venezuala hasnt collapsed into anarchy. they must not be getting virused yet

>> No.18013740
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>>18013680
40 million unemployment applications in the past 6 days might have something to do with it....

>> No.18013745

>>18013642
reserve requirements for banks goes to 0% that day as well

>> No.18013746

>>18013531
Australia today
>https://twitter.com/hansinclair9/status/1241849354698149888

The US 91 years ago.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVjTkYSAYFA

>> No.18013766
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18013767

>>18013593
Funny thing is, there are promising new medicine tests all other days. If one of those will actually work - you will see the biggest fckin green candle in history of mankind.
There is so much money in the market an no target yet. If everybody understands there is help coming - even if it lasts another 4 weeks or even months until most patients get it - there is no uncertainty anymore and everything will come back roaring like a huge green tsunami.

The market doesnt give a fuck about human lifes they want certainty. If they get that, even if the outcome is horrifying for humanity, you better be prepared at the right moment because its going to happen fast af.

>> No.18013773

>>18013710
Well yeah unemployment numbers come out thursday those are gonna be so ugly

>> No.18013774

>portfolio finally broken the 6 figure mark
Feels good bearbros

>> No.18013779

How many new corona cases are there today? Is there a good site for tracking it?

>> No.18013796

>>18013779
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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>> No.18013805

Oh well I'll shoot for 79.90 on DIS. That's the 52 w low. Considering that things look very bad for monday I think it'll hit that mark.

>> No.18013812

>>18013773
What time do these come out? B4 4pm or after?

>> No.18013817
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fuck off TDAmeritrade I have money to make

>> No.18013818
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How much of your portfolio is short over the weekend, /smg/?
>5% HSD (TSX -2x on the S&P500)
>30% SQQQ
>35% cash

>> No.18013819

>>18013733
literally?
it's a little like asking "won't more women be homeless?" There are reasons why there are far fewer homeless women than men.

>> No.18013820
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>>18013470
ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДнннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннн

>> No.18013827

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtuZa92YPsI

>> No.18013846

>>18013494
Buy puts on ETFs following other markets.

>> No.18013851

>>18013733
Then watch the cases of AIDS and other STD's explode.

>> No.18013852
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>>18013735
Wow.
women are going to be as worthless as silver?
HIGHLY unlikely.

>> No.18013858

>>18013818
About 43% on SPY puts

>> No.18013859
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>>18013802

>> No.18013865

>>18013748
meant for >>18013528

>> No.18013870
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>>18013802
>every monday

>> No.18013880
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>>18013662
I'd ejaculate semen all over her buttocks, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18013884

the olympics are basically postponed at this point,how fucked is japan?
open borders soon??

>> No.18013885

can you still call it black monday if it just. keeps. happening?

>> No.18013888

>>18013682
I heard rumors that Blancnoir used to escort around before she moved to Florida

>> No.18013890
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>18013859
>>18013859
U rdy anon?

>> No.18013896
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>VIX +16%

>> No.18013906

>>18013884
Postponed=/=cancelled, they are already reopening arenas.

>> No.18013916

>>18013817
PDT? Us poorfags aren’t allowed to scalp, it’s for our own good supposedly.

>> No.18013921

>>18013725
>Thinking that everybody won't front run the numbers and buy puts out the ass.
Come on. This one is basically free money at this point.

>> No.18013923

>>18013593
that's 100% a man btw

>> No.18013935

>>18013802
What's a stock crash at this point? Does that count something like -5%?

>> No.18013945

>>18013888
would not shock me
didn't they break up too? Maybe she's back at it.
You think those are butt implants?

>>18013923
one of the few who isn't

>> No.18013957

>>18013746
New Jersey drive thru testing
>https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1241662942967476227

>> No.18013958

>>18013916
yes, that's right. All by design to stop poorfags from actually making money.
I'm gonna have to move to fucking robinhood

>> No.18013961
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>>18013818
>35% cash
I bet you drive the exact speed limit all the time too.

>> No.18013971

>>18013802
saved

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>>18013802

>> No.18013995
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welp, it's been nice shitposting with you lads

>> No.18014005

>>18013558
first deflationary.
after things get better
inflationary
then interest rates will go up
think paul volcker
and only then will things stablize
it could be ten to twenty years for everything to back to "normal"

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>>18013895
yes
isolation is about to get comfy

>> No.18014019
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>>18013859
>when you into prepping, but the guy you raiding went to costco everyday

>> No.18014020

>>18013559
Yes.

>> No.18014028

I see a lot of pictures of people losing money.

If you guys are losing money, who is actually making money from all of these?

Ray Dalio or the Chinese who hold all the US bonds?

>> No.18014032

>>18013718
PCG and BHC. Fuck me in January I considered selling at a nice profit and I fucking didn't.

>> No.18014033

For Day Trading, does the 25k have to be in cash or could I just like hold 25k in bonds to hold the baseline and then add more cash to day trade with

>> No.18014034
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how hard is mandarin?

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>>18013802
baste

>> No.18014039
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>>18013957
>Ackman

>> No.18014046

how long will the supply side issue last? 3m is making a shit ton more masks and south Korea is now pumping out testing kits. are things going to improve soon?

>> No.18014053
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NIKKEI ERASES EARLIER GAINS, TURNS NEGATIVE

>> No.18014055

>>18013923
if that's a guy he can fuck me in the ass, not even homo

>> No.18014057

>>18013655
kek

>> No.18014060
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18014060

Bears are the master race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior bulls as they are from insects. In fact, compared to Bears, bulls are scum and bacteria, single celled organisms at best. bulls are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the bulls. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader Peter Schiff with a rod of gold. The masses will lick at our feet and serve us as our slaves.

>> No.18014062

>>18014046
>muh masks
son, we're well beyond that.

>> No.18014070

>>18014033
You have to have 25k liquid in your brokerage account. What anons also forget is, you can only trade 2% of that amount, letting you day trade $200 worth of equities at the baseline.

>> No.18014071

Damn this is hard. Add to my DIS on monday and knock my average down. Or add to both my swppx and swtsx funds instead. Fuck.. I wish I had that 2400 now. Then I could do it all. This sucks...

>> No.18014073

>>18013945
Yeah her and her ex broke up and she moved to Florida. Idk if she’s with someone or not now, but I know that her plan to not do porn as a living seems to have failed cause she’s back at it doing solo vids

>> No.18014084

>>18014062
wasn't really talking about masks. I was trying to give an example of one of the low supply goods.

>> No.18014086

>>18014034
Grammatically it's basically borderline caveman talk, extremely simple and has hardly any inflection.
Learning the tonal system as an outsider is a bitch though, and the writing system is a BITCH. 5000 unique characters are basically required for general fluency, but there are a lot more that you might see in common use.

>> No.18014090

>>18014028
Those numbers you see are prices. If Shartmart reduces the price of some goods they loose some potential profit but nobody gets it. There was never any real value against the price.

>> No.18014094

>>18014028
"cash is trash" Ray Dalio is fucking LIQUIDATED

>> No.18014095

>>18014034
It's not the hardest language in the world to speak once you get used to the notion of tones. although some consonants might be tricky. The difficulty lies in learning 10,000+ pinyin characters in order to write and construct words and sentences

>> No.18014099

>>18013613
GLOBAL
THERMO
NUCLEAR
WAR

>> No.18014101

>>18014073
Who is that semen demon

>> No.18014104

>>18014046
Uh we're fucked on more than just that. Considering that TP itself is hard to get and all that.. Yeah.. TP of all things.

>> No.18014111

Better thread song:
>because I can't find the ravioli alveoli coronavirus song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3Xi_MpDI0

>> No.18014124

Singapore is open and it's doing fuck all except keeping the S&P from doing another limit stop.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY&

>> No.18014128

>>18014053
I'd hardly call +0.25 - 0.30% swings "gains" at the moment, it was baseline since open and now it's finally tanking

>> No.18014142

>>18014071
>catching falling knives with expense ratios
ngmi

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>>18014071
Trumbux are coming anon. dont worry

>> No.18014145

>>18013666
Day of the rope™

>> No.18014153

>>18014084
Italy closed all production facilities that are not essential like food processing etc. Thats what the US is probably going to experience too after the first m deaths.

>> No.18014160

>>18014101
Blancnoir for her old hardcore stuff, Izzyxx on MFC/twitter for her current solo material

>> No.18014161
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>VIX +15%
Guys....

>> No.18014165

>>18014084
>wasn't really talking about masks. I was trying to give an example of one of the low supply goods.

I went to Trader Joe's today to buy some shit, and when I went over to their liquor section, the shelves were totally empty. I asked one of the stockers if there were more in back and he said everything they had was already on the shelves. So I asked if more was coming and he told me that the warehouses were pretty much empty and pretty much everything they had left was on trucks and being distributed. I thought he was talking about the booze; he was talking about their entire stock.

(Seattle, in case anyone's wondering)

>> No.18014176

>>18013706
>I mean hell I make shit but at least I've got some savings

I dunno what those will be worth in the mid to long term. It's obvious that there are only two ways this can unfold:

1) a FUCKLOAD of Americans are unemployed and a new economic system has to be rolled out to provide them with essentials, like housing, food and medical care. I imagine your financial institution will limit how much you can withdraw, and rationing will mean you won't be able to buy a whole lot of excess anyway. Scarcity and fear will plague your local economy.

2) the government blusters rolling out any sort of universal basic income (which us what we'll need). The masses of unemployed take to crime in order to provide for their families, and as the situation in cities deteriorates any possibility of a financial recovery or establishing any new economic system to maintain order will quickly evaporate. This is trully an end of the world scenario. Think you'll be able to hunt for food? It won't take long for the game to dey up because every swinging dick will be hunting for food. All the trees get chopped down during the winter so people can heat their homes and cook. 18-wheelers with food, supplies and fuel never make it to the cities because they get hijacked before they make it there.

So hope for option 1, and prepare accoridngly. If the government contineus locking shit down and it doesn't look like they're gonna turn the economy back on then expect it to stay shut off. I already thought our global economy was fragile and was gonna collapse, but I didn't expect it to just be abruptly turned off. I don't think they'll just be able to turn it back on.

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*approaches microphone*
*straightens tie*
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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what are the chances that I can dump a few thousand dollars into the stock market at peak pandemic in July (according to NYTimes) and come out with a big chunk of change when this shit blows over?

>> No.18014186

>>18014070
Oh ok. Thanks anon for the info

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18014190

Here we go again...

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What the fuck, are the LSE futures open already? I'm buying in tomorrow!

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>>18014161
lol

>> No.18014208

>>18014160
>Izzyxx
She still looks good wew.

>> No.18014209

>>18014124
Did you see Rand Paul is infected?

>> No.18014211

>>18014190
ONE nothing wrong with me
TWO nothing wrong with me

>> No.18014223

>>18014202
I mean that’s how all those niwakas holding XIV probably felt when they lost their investment in a matter or hours

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How do you guys manage your taxes on stonks? I Never traded a meaningful amount of money till now and I'm just now coming to grips with how hard taxes fuck you. If you don't qualify for TTS you get taxed based on your net gains. If you make a net of $50,000, but it's from $500,000 gains and $450,000 losses you have to pay $172000 in taxes.

>> No.18014231

>>18014202
where was this?

also what are some good /biz/ tier youtube channels?

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18014236

I found the bullbro!

>> No.18014239

>>18014231
Discussion on here:
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

>> No.18014243

>>18014229
>If you don't qualify for TTS you get taxed based on your net gains.
Gross gains*
Typoe

>> No.18014248

>>18014229
Ironically my socialist country has almost no tax for stocks so I'm free from that shiet
Too bad for anyone else

>> No.18014252

>>18013852
lmfao
Seriously, though, I'm kind of counting on PM's at this point. Fingers crossed.

>> No.18014253

>>18014202

Lmfao

reminds me of some idiot who wrote some lengthy post on WSB about being a "VIX trader" trying to conduct fucking TA on the vix with "support and resistance" levels.

>> No.18014262

>>18014209
Yes I did.
Which makes this even better since Rand Paul is Ron pauls son.

>> No.18014266

>>18014229
>losses you have to pay $172000 in taxes.
That wouldnt be net gains then you retard. Take all losses and gains and add them together. The difference is taxed at capital gains.

>> No.18014269

>>18014229
That’s simply not correct, lmao. It’s taxed as regular income, basically.

>> No.18014270

>>18014266
see >>18014243
It's gross gains.

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>>18013697
i went to stern and no professor ever said outirght prostitution was immune. I did have a bunch of professors make "the oldest profession" joke

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>>18014209
"positive"

>> No.18014278

>wti suddenly positive
Bears about to be on suicide watch

>> No.18014293

>>18014269
Each individual trade is. Which means your gross gains are taxed and you can only deduct $3000 of your losses

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>>18013957
based bill
>>18013818
Not nearly enough ;_;
about 50% cash I'd guess,

>>18014111
>ravioli alveoli coronavirus song
oooooo kek I want it
is it good for anatomy terms?

>>18014165
>went to trader joes
>in person
>in seattle
wewwww lad enjoy limited lung capacity, hope you weren't big into cardio

>> No.18014305

>>18014277
Trump is setting up for a war with China. Look how he's framing this. All of the tweets make it sound like China created the virus. If the American economy falls then there will be a war with China to attempt to claw it out.

>> No.18014313

>>18014277
Rand Paul is going to die isn't he?

>> No.18014315

>>18014229
You’re a fucking moron dude.

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>>18014239
hehe

>> No.18014326

told u US and DAX would crash. maybe someone took a pic.
anyway i'm swimming in cash tomorrow

>> No.18014329

>>18014278
nig it's down in the low 20s. Do you even realize that these oil/shale companies have been bleeding for years and were barely floating even when oil was back in the $50-60 range?

>> No.18014331

Thank god I work for the state govt. At least I still got a job and I'll still get paid even if they shut it down. I make shit but at least I know my job is safe. Gov just closed all non-essential retail businesses.

>> No.18014340

>>18014305

No, he's keeping the blame and attention on the originator rather than letting the MSM get away with making this a "Trump thing" like they do about everything under the sun.

>> No.18014342

>>18013439
marathon oil might be, made 1500 day trading the volatility but I think it might be finished when the dust settles

>> No.18014343

>>18014315
see >>18014243
Each individual trade is taxed and you can only write off $3000 of losses. Meaning that your gross gains are taxed if you exceed $3000 in losses.

>> No.18014356

>>18014329
in the $25 or lower range basically every oil company and petronation is fucked within a year, not even memeing.
Even the saudis would have to cut their budgets so hard their government would fall.

>> No.18014361

>>18014293
>you can only deduct $3000 of your losses
deduct only 3000 loss against ordinary income. Capital gains income is the net of losses and gains. Stop being retarded.

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>>18013697
no they absolutely are not

when number of people who are willing to hook goes up, price of all hookers goes down, thats supply and demand 101

also camwhores, strippers, and yes actual prostitute prices are already going down rapidly, like -$100 for full service since last week price drops

(pic unrelated)

>> No.18014367

>>18014262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYn6tHF9M5Q

Higher Quality version from original maker.

>> No.18014374

>>18014274
>snapping fingers and dancing internally

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>>18013802
top kek

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>>18012551
Lol I too recognized it as I was typing it. Will probably just buy cheap stock I want and hold out for a bounce.

>>18012626
I hope so anon, I hope so.

>> No.18014378

Goddamn Nikkei, make up your mind!

>> No.18014381

>>18014313
nah he be aiight

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>>18014343
You definitely shouldn't trade until you understand how wrong you are and spend some serious time reflecting on that.

>> No.18014393

>>18014305
nah, for all of Trump's faults, he is the most anti-war president the US has had in a long time. he's just trying to deflect the blame for the situation in the US.

>> No.18014394
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>almost $20k in savings sitting in a dogshit Wells Fargo account
>don't understand options
>economy crashing too hard for me to want to buy in yet
>mfw

>> No.18014395

>>18014202
Am I a massive retard, or would the VIX swinging up and down like that guy suggests not be indicative of, you know, volatility?

>> No.18014397

>>18014364

All these waitresses getting bounced into the hooker economy

>> No.18014401

So I want to do SPY puts on robinhood but have never touched options before. Should I do short medium or long term?

>> No.18014407

>>18014278
>no Russia/Saudi deal
>projects that were going to be locked down up to 9 months
>no air travel/no cruises
>everyone staying at home
>no burning gas for the sake of commuting
>ramping up oil production/supply

>...Oil will go up =D
some people are about to lose a shit ton of money

>> No.18014410

>>18014301
>oooooo kek I want it
>is it good for anatomy terms?
I'll try again to find it.

The lyrics go like:
>Coronachan...ahaah
>It turns alveoli into ravioli

>> No.18014411

>>18013748
So if spy is at $230 you buy a put with strike of $230? How far out tho? And only on days a pump happens or...?

>> No.18014415
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18014415

so the move is to dump everything in oil once we hit peak pandemic in july, right?

>> No.18014416

>>18014318
How the fuck do you blame democrats when:
Republicans have a majority.
Republicans voted against it.
The guy who introduced the fucking bill voted against it???

>> No.18014418

>>18014274
Bingo Tarte, for those wondering.

>> No.18014419

>>18014278
>>18014329
By the way don't get me wrong, oil will definitely go back up, this can't last forever. But I'm looking at a timeframe of years here

>> No.18014425

>>18014394
i got 15k in savings, dont know if i should get in a mortgage now (on a cheap place) or hold on to the cash which will lose value later.

>> No.18014430

>>18014407
true, so when does RDS XOM etc bottom? they will be pumping oil again in 1-2 years at 80 a barrel or more correct?

>> No.18014435

>>18014378
everyone but the nikkei is at least -2% down, and if we take out the mainland markets it's -4%
Kuroda must be dumping money in the pit to keep it afloat right now

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18014440

Actually thinking of dropping $10k on an SPY put for 210 at market open.
Someone please stop me.

>> No.18014443

>>18014394
Then just wait until 4-6 months from now and slowly start buying stocks you want to hold for next few years.

>> No.18014444

>>18014425
Real estate wouldnt be bad but if shit gets really bad I would not want a big mortgage. Might not be able to pay it and lose to the bank

>> No.18014445
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18014445

This is literally becoming the plot of a fucking video game. Why did I choose to live here? What the fuck was I thinking?

>> No.18014452

>>18014440
Thats a bad idea, anon.

>> No.18014454

>>18013531
>How fucked is the average American? How long can they last without a job with the way some of them just blow their whole check.
Half of America can't afford a surprise $400 with a bill. If they don't get UBI or some sort of assistance to plug the hole, there will be bread riots.

If I lost my job overnight, I could personally hold out about 9 months before having to turn to government assistance or start raiding my 401k that I moved to money markets.

>> No.18014461

>>18014452
No, let him do it.

>> No.18014462

>>18014415
No. Dont touch oil for at least a year. Wait until publicly traded ones go bankrupt. Then you can get back in.

>> No.18014465

Should I buy VIX puts tomorrow?

>> No.18014475

WHAT ARE SOME GOOD BUYS RIGHT NOW/IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS????

I'm thinking BRK.B, MSFT, V, and UBER.

>> No.18014477

>>18014444
its 75k. i would only be financing 68. I could make the payment with a minimum wage job. now the question is, will i keep my job. but if i dont try now I may never be able to buy because banks require "stable employment"

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>>18014301
>ravioli alveoli coronavirus song
>>18014410


FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKr6YYr6y8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKr6YYr6y8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bKr6YYr6y8

>> No.18014488

>>18014425
mortgage rates are going negative. The bank will be paying you to take out the mortgage

Plus real estate is going to have a major correction in 6-9months

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18014493

>RH account is 66% stock&options, 34% cash
>only 21% of that stock is bear ETFs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18014492

>>18014415
lolno
you wait for travel and shit to pick up AND for the Russians and Saudis to not be shooting themselves in the head.

>> No.18014494

>>18014452
Why? I mean, everyone is buying puts, even a bit lower. It's going to go up? Everything i'm looking at is going down (i'm a retard, y'know)

>> No.18014510

>>18014475
>UBER
Has not made money in the nearly 10 years it has existed. It's been sucking on the teet of bull overconfidence. If the new investor money dries up it dies literally overnight.

>> No.18014511

>>18014477
Hmm, Ill be honest with you here. I'm in no position to give you any more advice but that doesn't sound bad at all. Like you said as long as you can hold a min wage job you'll be fine. Perhaps this is a good opportunity for you.

>> No.18014517

>>18014465
jesus christ dont do this

>> No.18014520

>>18013534
Too big a pussy to use margin, anything I can buy puts on?

>> No.18014523

>>18014411
im out 2-4 weeks cuz a random green day can fuck you up hard. not gambling with that. it WILL go down in the next 4 weeks, guaranteed, fuck the random pumps

>> No.18014525

>>18014494
one day the shorts will be squeezed and liquidated.

>> No.18014526

>>18014488
taking a mortgage now is basically a bet that interest rates will go up within the next few years. that is my bet

>> No.18014531

>>18013820
Who is the orange hair?

>> No.18014538

>>18014510
It'll be a good long play, I could see maybe 50-60 in the next 2 years. unfortunately I have 50 shares at $34

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>> No.18014553

>>18014541
did the blame the cia niggers for this?

>> No.18014554

>>18014301
sauce

>> No.18014559

>>18014364
Quick somebody send that to Japan. That's fucking H-manga fuel.

>> No.18014561

>>18014553
No way, he is 100% natty!

>> No.18014563

>>18014553
Only the glow in the dark ones

>> No.18014564

>>18014444
>>18014425
If we are truly going into the next great depression then real estate is going to fall 90%, banks will be unable or unwilling to lend mortgages, you either buy with cash or get fucked

>> No.18014567
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18014567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Theme for the week ahead, btw.

>> No.18014577

>>18014538
>good long play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>> No.18014580

>>18014488
not true, the mortgage rate for someone with great credit has jumped from 2.5 to 5% in the last week

>> No.18014582

>>18014564
god I can't wait to buy a home for each family member.

>> No.18014590

https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

>> No.18014603

>>18014525
My logic is there's no fucking way we're not dumping 5% again tomorrow.

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>>18014305
>All of the tweets make it sound like China created the virus.
Because they did?

>> No.18014609

>>18014580
this

>> No.18014610

>>18014520
Yeah use puts on BBB bond ETFS

>> No.18014612

>>18014541
Wow, he claimed the exact same thing as most people did in march. Amazing

>> No.18014613

>>18014564
youre assuming other people with money, like venture capitalists funds, wont buy all available real estate at a 90% discount and become landlords of the world

>> No.18014615

historically this is a Late Bronze Age Collapse level event

>> No.18014623

>>18013697
They aren't inmune to virus kek. I fuck a whore before the lockdowns and she was scared as shit of catching Wuhan virus

>> No.18014624

I'm 20 and have around 6k disposable savings. What should I be buying? Or should I wait for a more opportune time to buy?

>> No.18014631

>>18014580
Interest rates have been artificially held at zero now the private sector is repricing in the risk we will be at 7% interest rates in a few years

Real estate is going to fall 90%+

>> No.18014632

>>18013439
the FED

>> No.18014633

>>18013617
Just a correction, it was always a 3 world shithole

>> No.18014635

>>18014342
what makes you say that? they have a ridiculous amount of cash on hand. well positioned IMO.

>> No.18014637

>>18013767
Agree

>> No.18014638

>>18014554
https://nhentai.net/g/219662/
same author as the one who did the tomboy one we were talking about earlier. Almost everything else he does is some real sick shit though... some real graphic cannibalism stuff. Contrasts strikingly with this innocent and fun stuff.

>> No.18014644

>>18014624
the bottom is 5/6 months away, minimum

>> No.18014645

>Bank of America Merrill Lynch forecasting an unprecedented spike in initial jobless claims to 3 million this week (after rising to 281,000 last week).
wew

>> No.18014652

>>18014644
So I should buy puts?

>> No.18014653

>>18013617
good. australia needs to just disappear of from the fucking earth

>> No.18014655

>>18014624
Bullets, Gold, maybe a nice bible if you're so inclined.

>> No.18014673

>>18014655
Got plenty of ammo, no gold but I do have a stacklet of about 150 toz of silver, and Im covered on the bible

>> No.18014676

Fuck me, I really can't help but feel like I'm missing out on this whole thing

>> No.18014680

>>18014652
Yes, but not tomorrow. Puts will be more expensive, wait for a green day then get some puts.

>> No.18014681

>>18014590
alway rember happy day!!!

This girl occasionally reads of quotes and makes vocaroo clips. I had her do one for an Asimov book:
>He smiled a little as one who feels his position
to be impregnable and rather enjoys the
prospect of countering a useless attack.

I didn't realize that Vocaroo deleted clips and I lost it. Annoying.

>> No.18014683

>>18014613
All real estate will be acquired by the state to pay for their UBI programmes

People ITT are trying to time the start market low they need to be prepared for the stock market not existing I don't think they understand what just happened

>> No.18014686

I don't give a fuck about any of this stuff I just America and its degenerate empire to collapse

>> No.18014689
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Olympics is definitely not fucking happening this year

>> No.18014693

>>18014676
Same. Oh well, maybe come next crash I will have money to do something with.

>> No.18014695

>>18014680
Ok im fairly new to all this but I guess ill buy when the next bulltrap appears
>>18014676
Too young/poor?

>> No.18014697

>>18014603
We're opening at -5% anon
I'm planning on closing my puts late in the day (to give time to see what's happening in the news so I can consider hodling) in expectation of reopening on the bounce mid-morning Tuesday.

>> No.18014707

>>18014638
based

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>>18014689
very cool

>> No.18014711

Should I buy SPSX?

>> No.18014712

>>18014541
Is that my nigga Scooby?

>> No.18014718

>>18013682
$2-400

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>>18014493
AND ONLY 9.8% OF MY SCHWAB ACCOUNT IS BEAR ETFS

IM FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEDDDDDDD

>> No.18014722

>>18014695
Inexperienced/too much of a pussy. I've got ~$15k to play around with, but I'm not sure what to do with it.

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18014728

Please tell me SPY will hit 130 by next week

>> No.18014729

>>18014697
Im expecting the same. I'm going to cash out of a portion of my puts, then wait for a green day sometime this week and reinvest some.

>> No.18014730

>>18014686
>America and its degenerate empire to collapse
And who will take over after? China? Just as degenerate. Europe? Just as degenerate if not even more with their obsessive love of refugees.

>> No.18014737

We haven't even hit the bottom yet. The economic damage will last a decade.

>> No.18014739

>>18014683
now youre exagerating. real estate is the only real asset with value and there is no real interest to the state to have real estate because that would not help the policy of getting any country to be productive. my point is who has the money will buy all the real estate they can because it has actual real value.

>> No.18014741

>>18014673
Good shit.

>> No.18014742

>>18014722
People have been telling me ammo, gold/silver, or buy puts on a green day because they will be cheaper. Then around 5+ months from now we will approach the bottom and it will be a good time to buy stocks if everything isnt collapsing lol

>> No.18014749

>>18014722
Take it slow at first till you get a hang of things, you don't want to fuck yourself over.
>>18014728
Bro, you don't need SPY to hit your strike price, the value of the puts are still going to increase, just don't hold them till they expire.

>> No.18014759

>>18014719
I STILL HAVE SHIT I NEED TO SELLLLLLLLLLL

I BOUGHT TOO MUCH COKE AND PEPSI STOCKS ON FRIDAYS CRASHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I NEED MORE FNGD!!!

Unironically, tomorrow might be the day to buy, and then sell when they finally pass some bullshit stimulus.

>> No.18014763

Why is UUP still flat

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KEK, glad I'm on google fiber

>> No.18014783

>>18014689
It never was desu. Japs were deluding themselves, poor bastards.

>> No.18014786

i've got my pass on but still getting captcha fuuuuuuuck bears killed 4channel with their depression :(

>> No.18014789

>>18014742
>>18014749
I'm probably going to wait until a pump day and go small-scale on some SPY and DIA puts this week, and wait the market to bottom out some more and spread a couple grand around some indexes and stocks that I like. Just getting antsy.

>> No.18014793

>>18014239
there's so many retards in this i can't believe it. at least half the people there are saying the market will close up and that the flu is fake. wtf...

>> No.18014795

New thread

>>18014788
>>18014788
>>18014788

>> No.18014799

New
>>18014791
>>18014791
>>18014791

>> No.18014808

>>18014793
Normalcy bias + denial

>> No.18014817

>>18014541
Great video. I didn't realize the puzzle master of /fit/ was also a stock genius. Can we steal him as one of our e-celebs now?

>> No.18014822

>tfw i have 145 Puts for the QQQ expiring 4/04 because they were the cheapest available
>tfw they may actually get that low
i mayve just turned $500 into 3000 or so

>> No.18014832

>>18014493
> Yfw only 93% options
> Yfw lowest you've seen it

>> No.18014857

>>18014817
I thought scoob died

>> No.18014875

Shit, we're fucked very bad. Considering it's taken this long before the Govt kicked things into kinda high gear, yeah we're fucked. Let's see, two month delay by the Govt. So assuming they finally start this week and you know actually manage to contain the virus (big ass question mark) we should start to see some good news by may. Of course this is only a guess and also assumes they contain the virus and the supply lines don't fucking just fall apart.

>> No.18015121

>>18014523
Ahh okay thanks. So say it is is $230 on Monday (3-23). In that case you buy SPY puts strike of $230 dated for (4-6)? Or do you just wait to buy the put until a green day happens?

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>>18014445
>Mayor Bowser

>> No.18015274

>>18014510
Everything is going to shit the fucking bed. People start using bikes like it's the fucking netherlands. Go long on bike companies.

>> No.18015359

>>18015223
Isn't the new president of Nintendo of America literally named Bowser

>> No.18015480

>>18014415
>dump everything in oil once we hit peak pandemic in july, right?
July is probably a bit late. Oil may rally in a sustained way, for a variety of potential reasons, earlier than the equities markets do this year.

>> No.18015505

>>18014462
No, see this is the reason I suggest betting on the oil price itself rather than oil companies. Don't touch oil companies.

>> No.18015603

>>18013923
it's blancnoir. she doesn't stream anymore and it is the greatest loss the internet has ever suffered

>> No.18015793

>>18015603
>worse than Heather Harmon quitting and starting a family
nah

>> No.18015893

>>18014782
>isolated
>no entertainment

Riots when by the general population?

>> No.18016201

>>18015893
not until healthcare is denied and hospitals are literally overflowing