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>> No.18011212

newfag again
are EFTs a fucking meme and not worth your time

>> No.18011213

FUD

>> No.18011216

SQQQ babey!!1

>> No.18011220
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP STOP STOP

>> No.18011225

>>18011191
Trump is literally retarded

>> No.18011232
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18011232

>Bull Market has to rely on a senile orange retard to save the economy in the middle of a global pandemic

ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF BULLKEKS

>> No.18011234
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>> No.18011235

This is going on longer than it should

>> No.18011237

Why the fuck is Pelosi thinking about introducing her own bill through the House??

>> No.18011238

>>18011212
wait til we bottom out

>> No.18011240

Why are trump's approval numbers going up?

>> No.18011244

>3 SPY puts
>3 shares of TVIX
Feeling good for my lunch money tomorrow lads

>> No.18011245

>>18011220
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING STOP TALKING STOP STOP STOP

C'mon, you know it's fun to watch this utter trainwreck happen.

>> No.18011246
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18011246

Fuck Pelosi, her bill is for niggers and fags, not Americans

>> No.18011251
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18011251

JEROME JEROMEEEEEE POOOOMP THE MARKET, PICK UP THE PHONE WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP

>> No.18011250

Praise god, all three circuit breakers tomorrow please

>> No.18011260
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18011260

index futures stuck at limit. Watch crude oil price if you're bored. Currently trading in low 21 range, bear flag pattern for the afternoon so far.

>> No.18011263

Ted Kaczynski was right. This country is due for a reckoning.

>> No.18011264

MINT THE COIN

>> No.18011265

https://nhentai.net/g/212180/
Here's your tomboy doujin, lads.
Seems like this artist mostly does a lot of fucked up shit, though. Shame.

>> No.18011273

>>18011237
because she wants to add in a bunch of useless shit that dosent actually help anybody

>> No.18011278

>>18011212
Yeah, they arent. They can just reverse split forever until bottom. Better to use options or buy/sell shares directly.

>> No.18011283

>>18011250

How will you sell if the market is locked out at open?

>> No.18011284

>>18011264
obamer coin

>> No.18011285
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18011285

I sold my puts on Friday expecting this to pass. I should've known that even during the Apocalypse the retards wouldn't be able to compromise. It's actually all over now. This is the end.

>> No.18011286

>>18011265
thank you fren

>> No.18011288

>>18011250
I can only hope. I'll cook all fucking day seeing that -20%

>> No.18011291

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18011294
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18011294

>trumpbux cancelled

>> No.18011299

>>18011250
You don't want the third one. That halts trading for the day unless it happens in final 30 minutes or whatever the cutoff is.

>> No.18011300
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>ASX200
>-8.5%

>> No.18011302

>real possibility of some of my holdings going bankrupt
This is such bullshit I'm sweating bullets over here.
Do I have to become an ETF cuck?

>> No.18011305

>>18011283
I ain't selling until spy is < 150

>> No.18011306

>>18011263
based and Ted pilled

>> No.18011310
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>>18011240
people already dont like change, its extremely more likely to have a second term rather than not
now you have a pandemic, who would gamble with change after this?

we're basically going down with the captain in this ship

>> No.18011319

>>18011283
it's not locked at the open for (((everyone)))

>> No.18011322

>>18011250
If 3 circuit don't sell because the sell off will continue in the morning tuesday
If 2 hedge your bets
If just 1 sell and buy Upro/TQQQ

>> No.18011325
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>>18011285
Oh no no no no no no no

>> No.18011330

>PEOPLE ARE DYIN TO GO OUT TO A RESTAURANT
>PEOPLE ARE DYIN TO GET ON A PLAN
oh god trump you fucking idiot

>> No.18011333

>>18011232
Who saw this coming, imagine being a bullkek right now

>> No.18011334

>>18011264
based

minting the coin is the only way to save america

>> No.18011337

>>18011285
>wont pass unless neets get their check

BASED!

>> No.18011340

>>18011299
I want it for maximum panic. I can't decide whether I want an immediate third breaker or for it to hit two really quickly then to threaten the third for most of the day then hit it in the final hour. Like a horror movie.

>> No.18011343
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>>18011285
Why money printer make fire sounds?

>> No.18011345

Buying puts at market open worth it?

>> No.18011347

NASTY QUESTION

>> No.18011353

NANCY PELOSI REALLY DOES HATE AMERICA! SHE JUST DOOMED US ALL!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18011359
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>>18011265
nice

>> No.18011361

What the shit is he talking about?

>> No.18011369

"Dying to go out to restaurants" -- uh, Mr. President, do you think maybe you could use another word?

>> No.18011370

Aaaaand just like that Trump's rambling about unrelated nonsense again.

>> No.18011371

How fucked is the economy? Is this really worse than 2008? How long would a recovery take?

>> No.18011374

>Pelosi is now going to introduce her version of the bill to the House
>it will probably be rejected by the GOP and Trump

the absolute god damn state of America

>> No.18011375

>>18011310
But he's not even coherent right now.
This minute you can barely understand his point.

>> No.18011381

>>18011330
>You won't believe how much I'm waiting for the quarantines to be lifted so I can fly to Japan and get corona there.

>> No.18011386

>>18011353
She's a petty cunt and can't get over herself even when the country desperately needs quick decisive action from the legislature.

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>>18011330

>> No.18011391
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18011391

fuck drumpf

>> No.18011393

>>18011305

Based.

>>18011319

I mean for the anons wanting 3 circuit breakers. Can't profit if you can't sell.

>> No.18011396
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18011396

I DONT HAVE STOCKS
I OWN THINGS

>> No.18011397

He's litetally rambling kek

>> No.18011400
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18011400

What the fuck is he talking about?

>> No.18011401

>>18011353
Nancy blocking a senate bill from the house is quite impressive.

>> No.18011403

>>18011371
>How fucked is the economy? Is this really worse than 2008? How long would a recovery take?

Very.
Very.
Never.

>> No.18011406

>>18011285
"Don't let a good crisis go to waste"

They're all retards, and they will take every opportunity to try to shoe horn in whatever retarded shit they think they can get away with, they are all slimy scummy fucks and term limits need to be mandated, career politicians all diverse a bullet

>> No.18011407

>>18011361
when he ran he said it was going to cost him a fortune, he is being sued all over the place, melania said she never heard him booed before, its very hard for rich people to run for office its a very tough thing, with that said we are doing this but we got side tracked by the invisible enemy

>> No.18011408

>>18011361
Masturbation.
>I don't own stock
Yeah fucking right

>> No.18011410

>>18011345
Risky. The volatility spike will pump the puts by at least 100%

>> No.18011411

I think it's hard for rich people to run for office
I got a lot of rich friends they can't run for office

>> No.18011412

He needs a break

>> No.18011419

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

AMAZON IS NO LONGER SHIPPING OUT UNNECESSARY ITEMS

>> No.18011421

>When you look at all the things we've done, especially the choice...
WTF is Trump pro-choice now?!

>> No.18011424

>>18011374
Her bill is probably full of faggot shit like Planned Parenthood funding and Temporay visa holders/illegal migrant subsidies

>> No.18011438

>two desks
>two desks
>two desks

>> No.18011446

Those POOR BILLIONAIRES

>> No.18011451

THIS WAS ALL CUSHION
THIS WAS ALL CUSHION

>> No.18011452

>>18011419
I knew that for some cunts in Europoor. But is this for the States also?

>> No.18011455

>>18011419
Sauce now please!

>> No.18011458

>>18011421
This. I'm not longer voting for Drumpf.

>> No.18011460

>>18011371
2008's GFC was over and done with in a few months. We're going to go into a deflationary death spiral for about 3-6 months followed up by runaway inflation with a fed that's too spineless to fight it off with increased interest rates like Paul Volcker did.

>> No.18011463

Guys we need to stop being so hard on rich people.
It cost him billions to be president.

>> No.18011464

>>18011240
ameritards STILL think corona is media hype and BS and like the Trump has fought back against the media about it.

When every single person in america knows/is related to atleast 1 person who has died from this, they may not feel the same way

>> No.18011466

>>18011419
old news. Maybe they will restart once they hire the 250K they need

>> No.18011467

>>18011419
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CART
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18011468
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18011468

Fuck sake, who cares about you being rich you fucking nigger.
Please for fucks sake, just let end it

>> No.18011470

>>18011250
-20% GO MY DIGITS

>> No.18011471
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18011471

>I'm a wartime president

Actually what the fuck is he rambling about

>> No.18011476

>proud of spending billions on getting elected
Man are mutts really this delusional? That single line would cause an uproar here.

>> No.18011479

>>18011345
you usually want to buy after a pump

>> No.18011483

>>18011455
not him but this might be it

https://www.engadget.com/2020/03/22/amazon-stops-taking-orders-for-some-non-essentials-in-france-and/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAD71Mx1QWHQrsYUhI5QnuztcR9pHirWveafbi23HGrHgfiE1mbRebmagPy4h4H6gPEoAJegd7rAm4JYw63sSX_Sx_BAqBCXy4Z4eBWgvIhzo_m87i2a_dD0eF-dtfUtdrIW4hSTVCgi3Sm76NZ9HpOggKkw2Udp4AUqTziYO6QCQ

>> No.18011485

>>18011410
Not him but thank you, I had asked this twice in previous threads.

>> No.18011486

smg people, can someone explain to me why it isn't going to drop 50% tomorrow?

Governments have proved they have absolutely no way of coping with the virus and people are too retarded to just stop going out for 2 weeks. It's literally fucked out there and there is going to be mayhem by the time we reach mid-april. How can anyone be bullish in these times?

>> No.18011488

>>18011371
They're saying that we could see anywhere from 20%-30% unemployment and 24% GDP contraction next quarter, and that's one of the more optimistic forecasts GDP-wise. Shit's at least twice as fucked as 2008.

>> No.18011489

LMAO WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT

>> No.18011490
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What are you talking about, god dammit ban him from TV if you want to protect whatever faith the markets still have left.

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THE FUCK IS HE SAYING???

>> No.18011493
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18011493

Is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.18011496

Just got to the point where he gets pissed at that cunt for implying he's going to skim off the relief funds.
I'm surprised he didn't have her removed, Jesus.

>> No.18011498

Is he ok?
Is he sincerely demented?

>> No.18011501
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18011501

He's losing his fucking mind what the hell

>> No.18011504

>>18011468
We need to stop being so hard on rich people

>> No.18011505
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18011505

why do we have no pink wojak innovators during this time. someone put a pink wojak inside the car

>> No.18011507

>>18011476
He lost billions by BECOMING the president you fucking idiot, he's not at the wheel in his businesses.

>> No.18011508

>>18011424
>Her bill is probably full of faggot shit like Planned Parenthood funding and Temporay visa holders/illegal migrant subsidies

Unlike the GOP version, which was a fucking feeding frenzy for any business with a lobbyist.

>> No.18011511

MOM GRANDPA FORGOT TO TAKE HIS PILLS AGAIN

>> No.18011515
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>>18011498

>> No.18011516

>>18011486
Because it can't drop beneath 20% in one day

>> No.18011517

>>18011486
it can only drop 20% in a single day before everyone goes home

>> No.18011518

>>18011486
Because the market will close and cease trading well before it hits 50%.

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journalist are scum

>> No.18011524

>ASX back to -7.5%
BOBOS BTFO BULLCHADS WE'RE BACK

>> No.18011525

>>18011486
Because it's not bitcoin, not to mention that it can't fall 50% thanks to safety measures

>> No.18011526

The stimulus plan is absolute proof that institutional racism is alive and well. Undocumented immigrants and various POC will receive virtually no benefit from the package. Many undocumented immigrants would gladly file an income tax return. However, they don’t, out of fear of being deported. Other POC are below the $2,500 income threshold. It’s sick that those who need it the most are coming out empty handed.

>> No.18011528

>we spend billions to give africa AIDS

>> No.18011529
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18011529

CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC
CUT THE MIC
>CUT THE MIC

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>>18011330
well he's not wrong, people are dying kek

>> No.18011534

Did 2020 just make Trump contract mental retardation? Literally from the very beginning of the year he just went full retard beginning with Iran

>> No.18011535
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WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE PUTS
WHY DID I PUSSY OUT
I COULD HAVE GAMBLED TEN TIMES WHAT I DID I JUST COST MYSELF MAJOR GAINS FUCK

This shit is why I won't be a millionaire this year. I'm a huge pussy.

>> No.18011540

>>18011406
>term limits need to be mandated, career politicians all diverse a bullet
The opposite. We need a monarch who takes full responsibility for the nation's well being.

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>>18011528

>> No.18011544
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DRUMPFFFFFF STOP TALKING

>> No.18011548

TREMENDOUS DEATH, VERY GOOD DEATH. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH DEATH. YOU'LL BE SAYING PLEASE MISTER PRESIDENT NO MORE DEATH WE'RE TIRED OF DYING

>> No.18011549

>>18011521
>trusting people to administer IV's to themselves or loved ones.

This totally won't lead to infections and god knows what.

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18011550

Will history repeat itself tomorrow, bros?

>> No.18011552

>through...through mouth
Apex kek

>> No.18011563

>>18011535
>WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE PUTS
>MORE
this means you have some. take your profit and be happy that you're making money during this shit

>> No.18011567

>>18011526
You need to go back and so do they, you stupid dumb cunt

>> No.18011571

>>18011285
It's not about compromise. Three Republican senators are sick and MIA. There are only 48 of them on the floor and they need 50.

>> No.18011572

>>18011237

She want to pack in neoliberal open borders bullshit to finally destroy the demographics of the US.

>> No.18011574

>>18011544
Put that in an art gallery and it'd be worth thousands.

>> No.18011577

A GREAT HEALTHCARE

>> No.18011578

>>18011471
delusions of grandeur
he's actually MUCH more coherent now than he is on the campaign trail or just talking in general
remember, people voted for him after listening to him talk for more than 2 minutes

>> No.18011579

>>18011285
This will incite riots.

>> No.18011582

THIS IS GOING ON LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

>> No.18011586
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18011586

bad healthcare bad
good healthcare good

>> No.18011590

>>18011265
>Abs-solutely
God damn it.
This is so sweet.
I uhh. My heart...

>> No.18011594

>>18011550
gold standard?

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>>18011550
SAY IT WITH ME:
THREE
CIRCUIT
BREAKERS

>> No.18011605

>We'll have a meeting tomorrow
Okay I'll be shorting

>> No.18011607

>Donate blood. We need it

omg im dying.

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why are they allowed to ban shorting

>> No.18011615

>donate blood
JESUS

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>>18011246
I mean i agree, fuck her but her nigger faggot loving bill actually makes some sense: this economy was only being held up by consumer spending and it's tanking because most people are chilling in their house saving their pennies for the future scared cause they have lost their job or are about too. If we give these people cash to spend and they start spending it, it won't bring us back up to ATH and it will also be a big addition to the debt but it might stop the bleeding.

>> No.18011617
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>DONATE BLOOD, WE NEED IT
THERE
WILL
BE
BLOOD
IN
THE
STREETS

>> No.18011620

>>18011535
Same. I have 60k in cash and I've been buying only 1-2k worth of puts because I'm a pussy and it can't possibly go lower right? But it always does go lower lmao. Luckily I've got 10k worth for tomorrow so at least I should be able to double that.

>> No.18011621

>>18011374
the senate is now 47R 48D (or the reverse, I forget) thanks to all the repubs self quarantining due to rand paul going full retard, so they've lost a lot of leverage

>> No.18011623
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>DONATE BLOOD

>> No.18011624

>>18011586
GREAT healthcare.

>> No.18011626
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>> No.18011629

CONFERENCE TOMORROW BEFORE MARKET CLOSE COMFIRMED

>> No.18011631

>donate blood
fuck off federal government vampires

>> No.18011633

>that cuck shouting to donate blood at the end
lmao

>> No.18011632

>>18011607
that orange boomer is not getting a single drop of my blood when he catches covid

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what a wild ride

>> No.18011636

>>18011260
Next stop for oil is 17.50

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Well that was entertaining.
I can't wait to hear him hold more speeches when the market is open.
These are like an instant red candle magnet.
Not sure if even he knows what the fuck he was on about half of the time.

>> No.18011652

Thank you, Mr. President, a pleasure to hear from you. Please have a nice evening while the rest of America stares at their TVs in dumbfounded disbelief.

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>>18011550

Tomorrow? Once this week is over, bears are going to buying stock because there's no more room to short. Bonus points if boomers start jumping out of their condo balconies.

>> No.18011658

>>18011540
A Monarch is different from groups of career Jews who squander money from lobbyists at the detrement of the American people.

I agree though, a benevolent overlord would be the best option to go with, the only problem with that is there's to much corrupt people in politics, and in general

>> No.18011661

you should've went all in on SDOW on friday like I told you

>> No.18011663
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18011663

am I retarded for having calls in pharma?

>> No.18011669

>>18011604

The entire breaker box will just explode.

>> No.18011672

>that speech
We're fucked lmao, hunker down til Summer

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18011673

post yfw
>bullkeks

>> No.18011679

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>> No.18011680

>>18011624
TREMENDOUS healthcare

>> No.18011681

Post your favorite part from the press conf
mine:
>tfw Trump found out about his own party's senators being self quarantined from a reporter
>"oh, that's bad"

>> No.18011682
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>>18011636
Great! I've got a limit order right on that price.

>> No.18011684

>>18011629
Why does he speak before the market closes?
Why does he let people sell?

>> No.18011685

When someone is evicted, can't afford food, their loved ones and family are dying, that's when they become desperate. Desperate people cause chaos and violence.
They're easily manipulated by those that court their emotions. ISIS took advantage of this, among many other cults and armed organizations. We'll see a lot more domestic terrorism and outright murder in the near future if Congress still pretend it can play the blue team vs red team game.

>> No.18011690

Trump destroyed the economy

>> No.18011694

Okay, but should I buy TVIX at open tomorrow, or should a wait till 10 for a small dip?

>> No.18011697

>>18011526
If you can't afford to live here without government assistance........then you can't afford to live here

>> No.18011698

thinking of getting VIX puts come 100. just cant figure out a date, strike is 50

>> No.18011702

>>18011550
HOLY FUCK

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>>18011673

>> No.18011707
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18011707

>Donate blood.
.....What the fuck was that?

>> No.18011709

it seems like s&p futures stopped trading. do they stop when the dow futures hit the circuit breaker, even if they themselves havent hit 5% down?

>> No.18011711

>>18011345
IVE BEEN PRICED OUT ANON! I WANTED BUY PUTS TOMORROW BUT FREAKING TRUMP DECIDED TO TALK TODAY!!!! WHY DIDNT HE WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT TO DO THIS TALK!!!

>> No.18011714

>>18011684
>mmmm cheapies

>> No.18011713

>>18011663
maybe, that's probably one of the few sectors that might go back up in the near future

>> No.18011717

>>18011578
>Hey, that guy sounds as retarded as I do
abolish burgers NOW

>> No.18011721

>>18011212
I've doubled my money in a short ETF since the crash began. You can do much better with your own contracts but I'm to lazy to get a real broker. Also my ETF relies on Deutsch bank contracts which is mad risky.

>> No.18011722

>>18011707
They need it, simple as

>> No.18011726

>>18011707
>>Donate blood.
>.....What the fuck was that?

Comedy. Fucking. Gold.

>> No.18011728

>>18011408
He in fact does not own stock right now. He had to divest all his holdings when he took office. You might remember the MSM bloviating about the "emoluments clause" for a few months right after he took office before he actually bothered to clear all his shit with the ethics office of the White House.

>> No.18011730

>>18011711

It isn't Trump, it's the case numbers coming in and more states locking down officially. This will be the first week of tangible hurt.

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>>18011673

>> No.18011734

>>18011629
What's the point if trading will be suspended by then?

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Some of you guys are alright, don’t go to your brokerage account at 9:30 tomorrow

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>>18011673

>> No.18011745
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>>18011673

>> No.18011746

>>18011707
You think this is a motherfuckin game?

>> No.18011749
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18011749

Seriously guys, what should we expect tomorrow? The Congress has to come up with a bill this week so that will eventually pump the market but what should I expect tomorrow?

>> No.18011750

>>18011684
Because he think he can poomp it. Tommorow's conference will just be him coming up and saying into the mic
>STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.18011752

>>18011707
He meant the stock market. It's going to get bloody.

>> No.18011756

>>18011694
bit late mate ... but between yo and me bottom is 200 and the a small bounce ... then down adain a week or so later

>> No.18011760

>>18011707
They use it rejuvenate themselves, not even kidding.

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>my state is declaring a state of emergency right now

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>>18011749
>what should we expect tomorrow

>> No.18011769

Is there any hope in the market dropping and not being stopped by the breakers?
That way it can tank it to 15k maybe

>> No.18011776

>>18011749
Blood red dumb ass. Fuck.

>> No.18011777

>>18011698
Bump? anons?
Easy money play

>> No.18011781

My puts for GM and Ford expiring this week and the next aren't looking so bad after all. Thank you Dems. I want a bloodbath tomorrow

>> No.18011784

too late to buy some UVXY and SQQQ?

>> No.18011786

>>18011749
>what should I expect tomorrow?

If you already own puts, a windfall.
If you already own calls, bankruptcy.
If you dont own puts but want them, by the time you can buy them it will be too late, you missed out on this one bud.
If you dont own calls but what them then tomorrow might be a good idea before the market closes since they will be cheap as fuck and you can gamble on the classic dead cat bounce tuesday.

>> No.18011785

>>18011769
Nah but don't worry, there's always the next day.

>> No.18011790
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Given they declare Martial Law in some States. What are you going to do in the first 2 hours?

>> No.18011794

>>18011756
I sold all mine last week to take profit, was kicking myself at 6:05 on Friday since I forgot to buy it back
I just want to ride it on the way up ;_;

>> No.18011798

>>18011424
What’s wrong with planned parenthood?

>> No.18011801

>>18011749
Are you fucking retarded? We're limit down right now in the futures, even before the nothing burger speech, and the stimulus bill was just voted down in Congress because Dems are fickle fucking kikes.

Tomorrow might be the biggest red dildo this world has ever seen

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>quarantines and lockdowns declared
>market dives even lower

I love you Corona Chan!

>> No.18011819

>>18011785
Sometimes the breakers don't activate later in the day right?

>> No.18011822

>>18011707
There were cases in South Korea where asymptomatic people donated blood and were later tested positive for coronavirus. By the time the test came back positive the blood were already used.

>> No.18011823

>>18011798
It aborts millions of black babies every year and that's racist.

>> No.18011824

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>> No.18011825

>>18011769
No. But you wouldn't want that though

>> No.18011830
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THE STATE OF IT ALL

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Hey guys, SVXY might liquidate to 0 tomorrow.

>> No.18011840

>>18011824
based

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>> No.18011842

>>18011815
is that supposed to be a bulge? owo

>> No.18011846

>>18011273
>Not doing retarded tiered payments relating to tax returns and just giving everyone money
>Telling corporations they can't be faggots and do stock buybacks anymore
>Also telling corps they can't get government aid, pocket the money and then fire their employees
>a bunch of useless shit that dosent actually help anybody

>> No.18011850

>>18011823
>It aborts millions of black babies
based

>> No.18011852

>>18011830
nice source

>> No.18011853

>>18011830
No problem, Lizzie is already in quarantine on some island.

>> No.18011868

Give me the meanest, reddest Dow chart you have from today, /smg/. Throwing something together, but have no screenshots.

>> No.18011869

>>18011853
The rich and powerful never leave it to chance.

>> No.18011870

>>18011784
>SQQQ
some anon here lives by
>dont buy SQQQ above $24
>Sell at $30-31

Im looking to buy too. But i have a feeling my order will get delayed by10-15mins and filled higher than it will tank. Its just my luck

>> No.18011873

>>18011830
GOOD I HOPE THOSE OLD FUCKING BANSHEES CHOKE ON THEIR OWN VOMIT

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>AA meeting canceled due to coronavirus

>> No.18011895

We're fucking finished aren't we?

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>>18011548
Kekekkekekeke excellent post

>> No.18011904

>>18011869
How many hearts did (((george s.))) consume already?

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>>18011853

>> No.18011907

How many deaths would it take for guvmint to just close trading altogether for a couple of weeks?

>> No.18011910

WHAT ARE THESE FAKE AND GAY PUMPS

>> No.18011918

>>18011841
As for #5 that's a plausible scenario. Western Canada would join the US pretty quick if the terms were decent. And 'decent' is not a high bar relative to the current treatment western provinces get from Ottawa.

>> No.18011921

>>18011824
We're going to have over 500 deaths before the end of Monday at this rate.

>> No.18011930

>>18011904
I doubt there are still internal organ in his body there are his own

>> No.18011935

>>18011870
Ah bud we're too late the getting was only good at open on Friday. I can't believe I took advice from 4chan on that buy I'm a fucking retard. Could've made my yearly earnings over a fucking weekend.

>> No.18011939

So the 2008 meltdown took over 500 days from peak to trough. This one is happening at 5x speed. Sept 29 2008, when democrats refused to pass the bill for bailouts saw a market drop of -8% that day followed by an additional -40% from the bottom of that Monday. I would be very surprised if we don't hit at least 2 circuit breakers tomorrow.

>> No.18011940

>>18011907
the government response doesn't seem tied to anything in reality, it's just based on how Trump feels on a given day
so the number of deaths is irrelevant

>> No.18011941

>>18011895
Wait till Mitch refuses to put the House bill on the Senate floor and effectively kills it just to piss off the Democrats. That is when shit will get extra fun.

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>>18011910
Trump got Jerome on the line after seeing the futures post press conference

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BROS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUTSIDE

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S&P futures is back open.
I thought they were gonna use the all day rule.

>> No.18011949

>want to make money out of this
>DCAing a couple hundred in over weeks, still just been losing
>don't know how to do options

feels bad being a baby brain

i guess i'm going long

>> No.18011958

Is there an inverse ETF for India? I want to short the poos but Wealthsimple doesn't do options

>> No.18011963

LMAO I'm losing so much money but so excited at the same time. What is this feeling?!

>> No.18011968

No one answered me last thread.

If I think food prices are going to go up, are food commodity ETFs a good way to go?

>> No.18011971

>tfw I expected to buy tomorrow
>tfw my buy in in will be a lot lower than I expected
Abstract kind of feel

>> No.18011973

Futures coming back

>> No.18011976

>>18011940
Based on that I think another couple of -10% days would make Trump just close that shit down so he at least doesnt have to see the numbers go lower

>> No.18011979

>>18011947
They move if people are willing to trade below the limit. That's how futures limits work.

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futures are back?

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S&P futures up 20%

>> No.18011985

>>18011907
I don't think they would at all. You can make just as much money going down as you can going up

>> No.18011987

>>18011944
People are still going out and getting crowded. You just don't see it on webcams because they point towards tourist attractions.

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>>18011505
It ain't much but it's honest work

>> No.18011993

>DOW PUMPING

DOW PUMPING

>> No.18011994

>>18011870
think it will dip below 24 at all? feel like that ship has sailed already

>> No.18011995
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AND WE ARE BACK

>> No.18011997

I sure hope KHC skyrockets and they pay of their debts.

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So when should I sell my shorts?
What happens after the first circuit breaker? Quick recovery and another dump or does it continously dump after the breaker?

>> No.18012005

>>18011749

Is this even a question? The world is coming to end!

>> No.18012006

https://youtu.be/nn5hCEMyE-E
Can't wait for tomorrow :^)

>> No.18012011

>>18011958
just google. or buy puts on on the regular india etf. For me? Its, Spain

>> No.18012014

>>18011237

She's more right-wing (economically) than Trump is.

>> No.18012019

>>18011968
>If I think food prices are going to go up, are food commodity ETFs a good way to go?
Sure. Just do some research on any ETF you choose, see what exactly it tracks and how the chart for that underlying looks.

>> No.18012022

>back to -5% already
kek

>> No.18012025

>>18011455
Look on Amazon, you can't buy anything. ETA April 21st

>> No.18012026

>>18011571
Couldn't find 2 Democrats?

>> No.18012030
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18012030

JEROME PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE POOMP IT POOMP IT NOW I DONT CARE IF ITS NOT EVEN MONDAY WE'RE GREENING THIS BITCH EVEN IF WE TANK THE ECONOMY WITH INFLATION

POOMP IT

NOW

>> No.18012034
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WE ARE BACK

TRUMP SAID ALL THE RIGHT WORDS,

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Post yfw Dow hits 15000 tomorrow

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>> No.18012043

JEROME POOOOMP THE FUTURES RIGHT NOW JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18012046

The dow is gonna smash through all the way to 17000 tomorrow

>> No.18012047

>He sold?
>Pump eet

>> No.18012049

>>18011985
The vast majority of people would be losing money from a downturned market, as well as companies going broke and people losing their jobs and so on. If it didnt actually matter wether tis going up or down, people wouldnt put so much effort to make it go up. The fact that some people are still making money by shorting the market wont really be enough incentive to keep that shit going.

>> No.18012056

>>18011798
They don’t create more unwanted poors to pad the bottom class.

The us needs more disposable adults, not disposed fetuses.
>>18011794
Profits are profits man, enjoy that.
Some of us are just using those SDOW and shit to stem the damage from our longs crashing.

>> No.18012057

YO HOL UP WTFFFFFFF

>> No.18012059

>>18012026

There is only one that is remotely willing to cross the aisle, Joe Manchin. Things are beyond polarized at this point it's very R vs. D.

>> No.18012061

>>18011963
I'm having the same feeling. I just want to see shit burn. When do we get stock brokers jumping out of windows?

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>>18011535
Me too anon! I pussied out. 2k just sitting there with another 8k inbound. Am strongly considering just going all in on 1 month or further out puts the moment we get a decent bounce. I have missed this one too many times, "it can't go lower!" and then it proceeds to do it. Okay so what if I go all in against my own instinct!? I either win big or lose it all. Im downright tired of missing out on these gains. I want to pull off a big massive gain that I could neet it up for 10 years straight minimum.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO MAD AT MYSELF.

>> No.18012063

>>18012057
sup?

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im gonna take a nap

>> No.18012065

>>18011997
road to $90

>> No.18012073

Why are people saying dow is pumping when it's down -4.5%

>> No.18012074

>>18011232
I'm not convinced by the bears, a lot of the reaction has priced in most of this happening to begin with. If you're looking years out, this is likely an excellent buying opportunity, especially for healthcare companies which were already a great buy going into boomer retirement. If bears are right and the market is going to 0? Then all the money they make will be worthless anyway. Good luck trading your digital numbers or filthy inked paper for things you need to survive. For your collective sakes you should take the money and hope things start turning around soon.

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>>18011944
I WARNED YOU BRO

>> No.18012083

what the fuck why are futures moving again

>> No.18012086

>>18012061
Unironically could start this week

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>>18011918
fairly sure that anglo canadian identity is based around being not americans, so idk about that

then again western half of canada is unironically just northern montana where they use km instead of mi

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>>18012037
>mfw I thought DOW hitting 15k by April by early April was unrealistic
>it could happen by tomorrow

>> No.18012103

>>18012056
You do realize if PP didn't do their job US would be even less white than it is right now?

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>>18012075

>> No.18012115

I'm too dumb to understand options, how do I make money here? Just buying stocks, I gotta wait for the bottom. Help me, bobros

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how do you guys cope with the fact that you didn't go all in on puts and you're only going to make a few hundred dollars

>> No.18012121

New thread:

>>18012114
>>18012114
>>18012114

>> No.18012126

NONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18012130

>>18012115
don't touch options if you don't know how they work.

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>>18011468
based Billy post, just finished watching that very episode moments ago

>>18011504
income/assets is not the only way to judge someone, their actions for example are a better indicator

>> No.18012133

>>18011212
ETF's are just fine.
If you don't want to spend the time to study the market, or even read individual company 10k's, then just invest in the general economy through ETF's.

You should only do this if you're looking to hold for 20 - 30 years. That's where the strat shines.

>> No.18012134

>>18012115
buy a rope and hang yourself with it

>> No.18012142

Future back from the dead. Eat shit bobo!

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>Bernie Sanders and AOC are streaming on twitch.tv right now
lol

>> No.18012147

>>18012118
>make a few hundred dollars
count yourself lucky that youre not losing thousands at this very moment

>> No.18012149

>>18012088
>fairly sure that anglo canadian identity is based around being not americans, so idk about that
This has changed some since the 2014 oil crash and the Trudy administration. Trudy and his people have sent the message loud and clear that they do not give a fuck about the prairies and will not do anything whatsoever to help them.

>> No.18012150

>>18012118
That's how the market works, bro. The whales don't have to outsmart you, they only have to outlast you

>> No.18012168

I am a newfag. Tell me what should I do tomorrow?

>> No.18012171

>>18011244
How low does SPY go?
150?
160?

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>>18012037

>> No.18012182

>>18012168
Nothing.

>> No.18012191

>>18012103
Yes I do. I believe there would be more violent crime, drug use, and prostitution if abortion were not an option.

>> No.18012215
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The FED right now:

>> No.18012228

>>18012168
Nothing, there will be a pump but no one knows when, you don't want to be caught with your pants down holding long positions right now, so wait for the pump and then short.

>> No.18012230

>>18012215
What’re those tabs with the cat on them?

>> No.18012247

If they don't mint the coin I'm gonna kill myself

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uhh guys they reopened futures trading. we're mooning.

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>>18012215
hello there

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>>18012143
>sand mommy

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>>18012215
>SWTOR
disgusting

>> No.18012301

>>18011839
>SVXY
why?

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>>18011868
>just the flu bro

>> No.18012321

>Short Gold
>Short USDJPY
>Long USDCAD
>Short GBPUSD
>Short EURUSD
Rate my retardation.

>> No.18012325

>>18012215
IT'S CHARGED PLUG IT OUT ALREADY

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>>18012259

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>>18012302
it's just the great depression bro

>> No.18012335

>>18012118

Be happy that you made money and realize that boomer's 401ks are losing hundreds of thousands in value.

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>>18012118
IM PIST ASF WHY DO YOU THINK IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS IM A FUCKING PUSSY COULDVE GONE ALL IN WITH THE 2K I HAVE IN MY RH ACCOUNT ON FRIDAY. BUT NOOOOOO I PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE OF THE FUCK UPS I DID LAST YEAR THAT COSTED ME 10K. I HAVE 8K GOING INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SHOULD SHOW UP THIS WEEK. AM STRONGLY CONSIDERING GOING ALL IN. THIS KUST KEEPS GOING LOWER EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE. I EITHER LOSE 10K...AGAIN OR I WALK AWAY WITH A LOT OF MONEY!!!!! IM FUMING WHY DID HE HAVE TO TALK TODAY. I WAS CERTAIN THINGS WERE GOING TO GET WORSE BUT I FUCKING PUSSIED OUT ABD DECIDED TO DO IT ON MONDAY INSTEAD. MONDAYYYYYYYY. IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE IM GONNA GET FUCKED WITH PREMIUM!!!!!!

>> No.18012346

>>18012302
Cheers fella

>> No.18012375

>>18012062
Yeah I realized that I need to spend the extra money to buy further out that two weeks out. They're all guaranteed to be in the money by expiry so they're not even over priced, I'm just being cheap.

On Tuesday's dead cat bounce I'm going all in on puts, I don't even care anymore. Betting it all on red and then I'll truly become a Bobo.

>> No.18012417

>>18011994
TQQQ gonna be a good option tomorrow, but I don't think it'll return even a fraction of what SQQQ has the last 3 mondays.

>> No.18012434

>>18011526
Too bad you stole this excellent bait.

>> No.18012509

>>18011393
You can still sell after the second breaker. The third is just a little extra service for my dick.

>> No.18012606

>>18011330
He's right though, retard. Most people are pulling their hair from boredom instead of being happy to be on their computer for 18 hours straight

>> No.18012618

Guys, what should I buy tomorrow?

>> No.18012623

>>18012618
kneepads

>> No.18012632

>>18012375
How many different options are you going in on with puts and how much in total?

If robinhood gets that 8k on my account fast enough i might just go all in on puts with 10k on the first decent bounce. If i lose that 10k tho it may just be time for me to give up option trading and just biy stocks low, sell high and sell calls as the only options I'd handle.

>> No.18012795

>>18011749
https://youtu.be/IrCh_2_zVaY

>> No.18012875

>>18011375
Biden also has dementia so you get to choose which dementia victim gets elected.
.....To be honest If I could vote for it, I would just vote for the Military to take over at this point.

>> No.18013197

>>18011391
Jesus

>> No.18013339

What's a cheapie I could buy some puts on to make a little bit of money tomorrow?

>> No.18013911

>>18013339
The puts will be expensive tomorrow, wait for a "pump" like in the past weeks, then pick some up. Calls will be on discount tomorrow if you're willing to take a risk.