/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18008491]

Free Steak Edition

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>>18006938

[Anonymous No.18008522]

>>18008491
Now this is based.

[Anonymous No.18008527]

Things aren't going to be the same after this, are they...

[Anonymous No.18008528]

Circuit time!

[Anonymous No.18008535]

imagine trump or pence coughing

[Anonymous No.18008540]

>>18008491
Will we ever hit the second level of circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.18008546]

inb4 Trumpie has a cure and he ushers in a new age of a bull run

[Anonymous No.18008549]

>>18008527
We can only wonder the results of Post-Coronavirus America

[Anonymous No.18008551]

>1 hour late

[Anonymous No.18008556]

>>18008527
Consequences will never be the same

[Anonymous No.18008565]

it's over

[Anonymous No.18008566]

>>18008527
Hopefully not, the world has been in need of a good hard reset for years

[Anonymous No.18008567]

Where the futures at?

[Anonymous No.18008570]

>NZX down 5.24%
Futures will hit limit down with the first hour and we will have a circuit breaker on monday open

[Anonymous No.18008574]

When / How did you get started Anons?
Did you feel you started too late in life? What advice would you give yourself when you started.

[Anonymous No.18008581]

100k cases in America by Friday
Pence infected
Paul infected
Romney infected
Mass graves in New York
I'm thinking DOW 10,000

[Anonymous No.18008586]

do you guys max out your tax-advantaged accounts and THEN fuck around with normal brokerage/taxable accounts - or what?

[Anonymous No.18008593]

>>18008570
based

[Anonymous No.18008594]

What oil companies will go bankrupt? What oil companies will survive?

[Anonymous No.18008601]

heh, should've went all in SDOW, kid

[Anonymous No.18008603]

Friendly reminder that if the bottom isn't found soon, all your money is going to be worthless compared to food and ammo anyway.

[Anonymous No.18008604]

>>18008527
World used to get rekt by epidemics and pandemics a lot in the past...

[Anonymous No.18008605]

Ok so for everyonje wondering:
Futures open at 6pm EDT or in 20 minutes from this post. on trading view the chart is /es
Here is the countdown to the market open for various markets.
https://market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours
https://market24hclock.com/

Track which markets are open here.
And here's the current futures based upon close of business friday.

[Anonymous No.18008611]

>>18008551
Technically 1.25 hours late now.

[Anonymous No.18008615]

>>18008574
Don't mess with options. Trade the indexes.

[Anonymous No.18008616]

>>18008551
I can only imagine what’s being said behind closed doors

[Anonymous No.18008620]

>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX-h-b-OVtU&t=340s

[Anonymous No.18008629]

>>18008605
I thought futures opened at 5?

[Anonymous No.18008631]

>>18008586
I fuck around IN my tax advantaged retirement account

[Anonymous No.18008639]

Am I the only one who is enjoying the fall of the market even though it's killing my 401k?

[Anonymous No.18008640]

>>18008629
15 bings.

[Anonymous No.18008643]

>>18008586
I max out my tax free account with salary deductions, like everyone should

[Anonymous No.18008653]

where the fuck is trump.

[Anonymous No.18008655]

I'm starting to think that Pence might have tested positive and now they're frantically trying to figure out a way to even do this because literally everyone who's been at that podium has had contact with him. Who HASN'T been exposed?

[Anonymous No.18008665]

PANIC

[Anonymous No.18008666]

Aaaah I can't wait for my daily dose of economic collapse!

[Anonymous No.18008672]

>>18008639
no, plenty of newfags in this thread are enjoying it because they're shortsighted and excited about making a few thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.18008675]

>>18008551
>100k people watching Cuomo ramble on
>Trump an hour late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqWkMFPOb0

[Anonymous No.18008678]

>>18008629
Futures open at 6pm EDT. FOREX opens at 5pm EDT sunday. This coincides with the open of the New Zealand trading.

Also let's just appreciate the fact that Trump is now 15 minutes late to his own delayed press conference that he delayed by a fucking hour.
At this rate Futures will open and every syllable of every stupid word out of his mouth will cause the fucking futures plummet.

[Anonymous No.18008679]

>>18008594
No shale oil company will survive. Before Corona Chan they were taking on huge pile of debts and massively expanding production in face of steeper new well yield drops.

[Anonymous No.18008684]

>>18008605
The data on tradingview is delayed. This is probably the best way to check the markets in real time. Regardless, thank you for letting the newfags know when futures open
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.18008686]

Did Trump kick the bucket?
Would that cause a bull market?

[Anonymous No.18008687]

>>18008666
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.18008688]

>>18008655
They are absolutely sending out an intern

[Anonymous No.18008692]

>>18008581

The bottom will be below 9,000 on the Dow, below 1000 on the S&P

[Anonymous No.18008694]

>>18008655
What if Trump tested positive?

[Anonymous No.18008695]

>>18008655
I imagine that's the only way to hit the 3rd circuit breaker before noon

[Anonymous No.18008705]

>>18008666
It's very entertaining. Unfortunately this time Thanos is real.

[Anonymous No.18008704]

>>18008603
>>18008603
>Implying money won't be worth more as people's stocks go to shit in terms of value

My $500 stays $500, while the boomer's retirement is shrinking before their very eyes

[Anonymous No.18008710]

>>18008678
>every syllable of every stupid word out of his mouth will cause the fucking futures plummet.
Maybe that's his endgame.
He knows that every time he shows up on camera the markets try to commit a suicide, so he invests to inverse ETFs and then has a speech.

[Anonymous No.18008714]

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

[Anonymous No.18008713]

>>18008527

Things aren’t really different now. Study history...this has happened many times before, and yet life went on.

[Anonymous No.18008717]

>>18008672
I'm just an idiot I guess. I'm not even playing the short sell game. I know I'm not smart enough to take advantage of it so I'm just watching the fire.

[Anonymous No.18008718]

>>18008687
Based doctor.

[Anonymous No.18008725]

Post your face when both pence and trump test positive

[Anonymous No.18008729]

>>18008574
started with bitcoins and shitcoins in 2017.
lesson one: take profit.
lesson 2: don't trust anyone but yourself. everybody else is selling something

[Anonymous No.18008733]

>>18008527
I will continue to say this till the eoy, international trade is dead as a concept.

[Anonymous No.18008734]

>>18008672
I just started working for the government 2 months ago, just graduated college.

I'm maxing out my 401k, making 90k as an engineer, and the best part is I haven't worked for like 2 weeks because of corona, and I wont work for at least 3 more.


I could not be comfier. I had like 2 paychecks go into my 401k, and now it's all going into this huge dropoff. There is a 0% chance I get laid off as a government worker, and I'm still getting paid.

Comfy. Hope this market crashes more.

[Anonymous No.18008741]

>>18008666
Me too Satan!

[Anonymous No.18008743]

>>18008692
Kek

Okay doomer

[Anonymous No.18008745]

>>18008684
I don't use tradingview.
I'm using thinkorswim and oanda

[Anonymous No.18008746]

>>18008666
You and me both Satan, three breakers tripped, no brakes on the rape train.

[Anonymous No.18008751]

>>18008704
>My $500 stays $500
>daily fed injections for the last 2 weeks
look at this idiot

[Anonymous No.18008759]

>>18008666
CHECKED
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[Anonymous No.18008761]

motherfucking drumpf literally waiting for futures time WEW

[Anonymous No.18008768]

>>18008725

[Anonymous No.18008777]

>>18008734
>I haven't worked for like 2 weeks because of corona, and I wont work for at least 3 more.
hella based

[Anonymous No.18008780]

>>18008734
Based government worker

[Anonymous No.18008781]

>>18008761
lmao imagine if he stepped in on the dot.

[Anonymous No.18008788]

>trump still in the bathroom taking a giant mcdonalds shit after a hour and a half.

[Anonymous No.18008789]

>>18008734

>0% chance I get laid off as a government worker

This is...not true

[Anonymous No.18008796]

>>18008605
What trading software are you using?

[Anonymous No.18008807]

>>18008789
Federal government worker*

[Anonymous No.18008808]

Cuomo has spent the last hour practically begging Trump to become a communist czar of America and force factories to make shit and to take stakes in companies.

[Anonymous No.18008811]

>>18008527
Did things get better after SARS and Ebola? Granted I doubt they were on as large a scale as this.

[Anonymous No.18008813]

wen do futures open

[Anonymous No.18008814]

>>18008714
>Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.
NOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ROARING TWENTIES AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.18008815]

>>18008746
Seeing three breakers trip in a day would definitely be something. Hopefully they hit so quickly the market closes in less than two hours.

[Anonymous No.18008818]

>>18008734
man i absolutely hate government employees. When i rise into power you're all being fired and replaced with private institutions

[Anonymous No.18008819]

>>18008813
6 EST

[Anonymous No.18008827]

>Futures 5 min

Here we gooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

[Anonymous No.18008829]

>>18008734
you are doing it right. try getting into private sector after the crisis to maximize gains

[Anonymous No.18008828]

>>18008734
>0% chance I get laid off as a government worker
>Under Trump
I'm surprised you haven't already been fired like you should be.

[Anonymous No.18008832]

>tfw Trump is actually waiting for futures to open

[Anonymous No.18008834]

Are you guys ready for Trump vs Futures?
Who will win?

[Anonymous No.18008838]

>>18008745
Ok that's cool

[Anonymous No.18008842]

God damnit basically a fucking shitcoin CEO

[Anonymous No.18008847]

>>18008808
Why not. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

[Anonymous No.18008849]

Its starting

[Anonymous No.18008851]

2 MIN WARNING FOR TRUMP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18008852]

>>18008834
The peanut gallery

[Anonymous No.18008856]

>romney out
>paul out
>pence out
The Democrats are one coof away from a Senate majority.

[Anonymous No.18008857]

>no trump
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.18008858]

>>18008811
SARS wasn't even quarantined; it died off because it had pretty low infectiousness

[Anonymous No.18008860]

>>18008813
Can we please just start putting this in OP? We have so many new frens and they ask literally every day.

[Anonymous No.18008861]

TAN MAN IS ON

[Anonymous No.18008862]

Trump about to speak. I wonder what the futures hold...

[Anonymous No.18008866]

>>18008819
i know i was le memeing

[Anonymous No.18008870]

Awww shit
5 minutes before future markets open and the press conference is finally beginning

[Anonymous No.18008871]

LMAO HE WAS WAITING FOR FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18008874]

>>18008714
It's totally fine.
We Millenials grew up in a shitty economy and overpriced housing, even simple jobs needed 5 years of experience and 10 diplomas etc..
I'm totally fine seeing this entire system go through a god damn reset and boomers getting fucked.
This is what the world gets for interrupting the natural market cycle and trying to prolong the inevitable crash. I can't wait to see real estate tank 70-80% as tons of foreclosed boomer houses end up in the auctions.

[Anonymous No.18008883]

>>18008818
>>18008828
Good luck with that

>>18008829
Yeah, then I could be like the 60 year old contractors who I manage that wageslave under me and aren't being paid right now because the government is closed

[Anonymous No.18008886]

TRUMP DUMP

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18008888]

red here we come!!

[Anonymous No.18008889]

FEMA man doesn't look so good

[Anonymous No.18008896]

About fucking time you overgrown cheeto piece of trash

[Anonymous No.18008897]

>talking about peru
YAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.18008898]

>>18008888
c-checked

[Anonymous No.18008902]

>>18008871
Of course he was, his only goal over the last 4 weeks has been to poooooooooooooooooooooomp the stock market

[Anonymous No.18008908]

Pence dont look so good.

[Anonymous No.18008911]

CRASH THIS MARKET YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.18008915]

mommy I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.18008916]

>>18008491
love this image

[Anonymous No.18008917]

Holy shit the FEMA guy looks nervous as fuck

[Anonymous No.18008918]

3 MINUTES GENTLEMEN

[Anonymous No.18008920]

THE CHINESE VIRUS

[Anonymous No.18008921]

>>18008874
Will housing crash 70%?
I thought it would crash no more than 30%

[Anonymous No.18008922]

Monday, two breakers tripped and -50%.

[Anonymous No.18008923]

CHYNESE VIRUS
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[Anonymous No.18008927]

>>18008897
> Leads with his strongest point
> Fucking kids in Peru
This is gon' be bad.

[Anonymous No.18008928]

>>18008902
If he wanted to pump markets he should just stay silent.

[Anonymous No.18008929]

>>18008888
Checced

[Anonymous No.18008930]

He looks oranger with each passing day. That can't be healthy.

[Anonymous No.18008932]

>Chinese Virus

[Anonymous No.18008933]

>chinese virus
yep confirmed red monday.

[Anonymous No.18008936]

>The chink virus
>*looks at reporters*

[Anonymous No.18008937]

>>18008928
yeah but he has dementia and is an idiot

[Anonymous No.18008941]

>Took a vacation
>Couldnt trade the whole last month
>Just now back
>Missed all that interesting stuff
At least I got out just before the corona drop

[Anonymous No.18008942]

>>18008917
>"Unfortunately we will begin the process to move all American citizens into FEMA camps for their own safety."

[Anonymous No.18008945]

>RAND PAUL

[Anonymous No.18008947]

>>18008936
Actually based

[Anonymous No.18008949]

1 minute until apocalypse

[Anonymous No.18008950]

>>18008847
>Emperor Trump become real because Democrats demand it
H-honk???

[Anonymous No.18008951]

>>18008858
If we have to quarantine this much for how rapidly it spreads then, aren't we kind of fucked?

[Anonymous No.18008952]

>>18008930
He literally looks like a clown, his face is caked in makeup, look how pale his eyes are compared to the rest of his face.

[Anonymous No.18008953]

Do you think that they delayed it due to a coughing fit?

[Anonymous No.18008954]

Yep, red here we come

[Anonymous No.18008955]

>>18008917
> Has tears in eyes
> Looks like he's barely holding it together
This is what you want from FEMA

[Anonymous No.18008956]

>>18008734
based. what sort of engineer? I am in manufacturing. i can only imagine how boring and bureaucratic the job must be, is that true?

[Anonymous No.18008958]

FUTURES ARE OPEN!

[Anonymous No.18008961]

AND WERE OPEN

[Anonymous No.18008962]

SKYROCKET
CRASH CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18008963]

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18008964]

holding sqqq

[Anonymous No.18008965]

R3D

[Anonymous No.18008966]

Trump thinks it's gonna skyrocket, lets see

[Anonymous No.18008967]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18008970]

>IT'S GONNA SKYROCKET
Monday red confirmed, everyone will be "waiting" for this day.

[Anonymous No.18008971]

OH NONONONONONONO BOBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18008972]

>AS FEW NUMBER OF DEATHS AS POSSIBLE
Fucking shit its gonna be a blood bath innit?

[Anonymous No.18008976]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18008975]

FUTURES OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18008981]

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT IT GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18008983]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18008989]

SKYROCKET
>ITS GONNA SKYROCKET
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18008991]

DOWN WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18008992]

>>18008958
LIMIT DOWN

[Anonymous No.18008994]

>5:59
>the economy is going to go way up guys!
not even subtle
Also
AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18008996]

-3.1% already
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.18008995]

LIMIT DOWN 20 SECONDS IN

[Anonymous No.18008997]

FUTURES ARE FREE FALLING

[Anonymous No.18008998]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIMIT BREAKER HERE WE COME

MY PUTS ARE PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIINNNNNGGGG HHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.18008999]

>National Guard activated to round citizens into FEMA concentration camps
Bearish

[Anonymous No.18009001]

OH shit

[Anonymous No.18009004]

OH MY GAWWWWD IT'S RED IT'S RED

SELL SELL SELL SELL!

PULL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK!

[Anonymous No.18009003]

ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18009005]

SP futures down to 2195 and DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK

[Anonymous No.18009007]

Fema guy does not look happy

[Anonymous No.18009008]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18009009]

-3% instantly. Bobo please.

[Anonymous No.18009010]

>>18008956
Mechanical @ NASA, it's pretty based. Could def be boring though. Stay the fuck away from project management

[Anonymous No.18009012]

WERE GOIN


DOWNNNNNNNNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

[Anonymous No.18009021]

SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.18009022]

weee big prediction line go down

[Anonymous No.18009025]

we'll be green futures before market opens, mark my words

[Anonymous No.18009028]

He sounds super Presidential, bros

[Anonymous No.18009031]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo

[Anonymous No.18009032]

>>18009009
Actually was expecting a circuit break

[Anonymous No.18009034]

FUTURES LOOKING GOOD BEARBROS

[Anonymous No.18009035]

BLOOD
RED

[Anonymous No.18009036]

>>18009010
Why away from PM?

[Anonymous No.18009038]

heh
nothing personnel, kids

[Anonymous No.18009039]

>>18009003
OK start but this needs to get to -15% during trading hours before I can cum

[Anonymous No.18009040]

monday is going to be red as fuck

my sqqq shares are going to EAT

>bought at $23

[Anonymous No.18009041]

NOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT THE BOTTOM FUUUUUUUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.18009042]

>Californian requested state of emergency
>NYC too
lmfao, RED

[Anonymous No.18009044]

>>18008491
OIL -8% HAHAHA YES MY 3/27 WTI PUTS ARE GONNA PRINT

[Anonymous No.18009047]

Bobo NO

[Anonymous No.18009048]

NOOO HOW CAN IT BE RED??? REDDIT TOLD ME OTHERWISE

[Anonymous No.18009050]

>180+ posts & only post 1 from a tripfag
We won guys

[Anonymous No.18009051]

LIMIT DOWN

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009055]

Ok I didn't think it would be this red this fast.

[Anonymous No.18009057]

OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG
https://youtu.be/Jc0r5ilDiXw?t=13

[Anonymous No.18009059]

>dow is going to open below 18,000 on Monday

[Anonymous No.18009064]

LET'S HIT THOSE BREAKERS BOYS

[Anonymous No.18009066]

>emergency hospitals
this is actually bullish

[Anonymous No.18009068]

"The FEMA and the national guard has been activated to fight the virus."

uhhh
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18009069]

>>18009044
based

[Anonymous No.18009071]

How are you going to describe the Black March of 2020 to your grandkids, boys?

[Anonymous No.18009074]

>MERCY

[Anonymous No.18009076]

FEMA CAMPS CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18009080]

>>18009036
Just boring as fuck from what I've seen. But also very comfy, I mean all you do is go to meetings and say yes or no all day

[Anonymous No.18009081]

>FUTURES APPROACH 17K

[Anonymous No.18009083]

Christ.
So for reference we closed at 2304 on friday. Futures just opened at 2185 and are DROPPING LIKE A FUCKING ROCK.

[Anonymous No.18009084]

>>18009044
Oil at 21$. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18009087]

>>1800000

[Anonymous No.18009088]

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN ON TUESDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18009089]

>National guard units being deployed

[Anonymous No.18009091]

>NASDAQ falling faster than the DOW or S&P
>Despite being ahead of both of them for most of last week
I don't like this

[Anonymous No.18009092]

>NOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN ON MONDAY SINCE FRIDAY WAS RED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18009093]

LAST TIME LIMIT DOWN WAS IN 20 MINUTES
THIS TIME ITS ALMOST REACHED IT IN 5 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.18009096]

>>18008963
extremely

[Anonymous No.18009099]

What are the differences between a mutual index fund and a none-leveraged ETF index fund? In terms of risk are they the same, other than the ETF can be traded throughout the day and the mutual fund can only be traded at the COB NAV value?

[Anonymous No.18009100]

>17k
17k
>17k
17k
>17k
17k
>17k
17k
>17k
17k
>17k
17k
>17k
17k

[Anonymous No.18009103]

[Anonymous No.18009102]

>>18009066
Wow US will actually have hospitals now

[Anonymous No.18009105]

MONDAY WILL BE A BLOOD BATH

[Anonymous No.18009106]

>limit down in less than 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.18009107]

>>18009059
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.18009109]

Did we already circuit break?

[Anonymous No.18009111]

>>18008491
Who's this cunt looking like he's about to break down into tears lmao

[Anonymous No.18009112]

>futures halted not even 4 minutes in
wew lads...

[Anonymous No.18009114]

WHY DID IT STOP

[Anonymous No.18009116]

>>18009010
nice. yeah I'm 8 yrs into my line of work and PMing sounds bush league. i love going out into the field at factories and fixing shit. PMs just sittin around looking at Excel all day. flip side is yes they probably do make more than me

[Anonymous No.18009117]

>>18008615
no way. options can be much safer for beginning traders with low capital, provided they study the strategies first

[Anonymous No.18009119]

HE SAID IT. NYC IS GETTING FEMA'D

[Anonymous No.18009120]

IT KEEPS FALLING

[Anonymous No.18009128]

>>18009025
With no vote from the Senate which was expected to pass today as late as 4pm? Mmmno.

[Anonymous No.18009127]

DID THEY ALREADY HALT FUTURES?

[Anonymous No.18009129]

>>18009040
>MFW I have UVXY calls and SPY puts

[Anonymous No.18009130]

>NATIONAL GUARD
>FEMA

[Anonymous No.18009131]

I HOPE YOU BROS DIDN'T MISS THE BOTTOM LAST WEEK

[Anonymous No.18009133]

>>18009093
CORRECTION LIMIT DOWN IN 4 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.18009135]

WHERE THE BULLS AT

[Anonymous No.18009137]

>>18009050
Tripfags were all retarded bulls. They capitulated.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009139]

Breakers in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.18009140]

what are you guys using to track futures? investing.com started blocking ad blockers

[Anonymous No.18009141]

>>18009102
US actually has one of the highest ICU per capita

[Anonymous No.18009142]

>>18009093
EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

[Anonymous No.18009143]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18009144]

>>18008491

BOBO
O
B
B

[Anonymous No.18009145]

>We are rounding up citizens we believe are the highest risk for transmitting the virus.
>They will be placed in camps monitored by two US deployments

What did the President mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18009147]

>>18009091
SQQQ bros where you at

[Anonymous No.18009150]

GOD DAMN WHY DID I HEDGE FOR FRIDAY I COULD HAVE HAVE ANOTHER 6K IN PUTS

[Anonymous No.18009153]

OOAAAAOOOAAAOOOAAAOOOAAA

[Anonymous No.18009154]

I'M BUYING THE DI-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18009158]

>>18009114
LIMIT DOWN AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18009159]

SURGIGAL GOWNS
>SURGIGAL GOWNS
SURGIGAL GOWNS
>SURGIGAL GOWNS

[Anonymous No.18009160]

>>18009092
The market has to react to two days of exponential growth happening. Business and finance people are math illiterates that don't understand shit and payed their professors out of the only math class they took freshmen year.

Be a based engineer and reap the profits.

[Anonymous No.18009161]

>>18009111
him, his wife, his 8 yr old girl and his 13 yr old boy all have corona

[Anonymous No.18009162]

Holy shit the futures were open for 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18009165]

Uh bullbros?????

[Anonymous No.18009167]

Limit down 1st candle....

[Anonymous No.18009170]

#####DOW FUTURES FIND STABLE SUPPORT LINE####
BEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.18009171]

I thought the break was at -5%

[Anonymous No.18009173]

>>18009159
surgigal gown :DDDD

[Anonymous No.18009176]

>DAX -5%
my 30k x20 leverage bet. my fucking dick right now

[Anonymous No.18009178]

WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?
>WHEN IS THE PUMP BROS?

[Anonymous No.18009177]

WHEN IS IT GOING BACK OPEN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18009180]

>He said stocks go up

Say it again bullfag,I want to hear you say it.

[Anonymous No.18009181]

AAAAAAAAAAA

GET AGENT ORANGE OFF THE STAGE

WE NEED A PENCE PUUUUMMMPPP!!!!

(I want to DCA down on my SDOW)

[Anonymous No.18009183]

Did he really just say
>FACIALS
?

[Anonymous No.18009186]

BOBO IN DA HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18009187]

>>18009141
>privately owned
Wow those people dying on the street will be very happy that somebody owns ICUs

[Anonymous No.18009189]

>>18008921
Unemployment is going to go through the roof because businesses aren't profitable and can't stay up even for a week when the economy grinds to a halt.
There's going to be layoffs up the ass this year.
Real estate is going to fall like a brick because there are no buyers due to so many people getting financially ruined.
Then there's the fact that the moment rates go up, anyone who has debt is going to be unable to cope with it. Boomers have refinanced the shit out of their homes and depend on the price always going up. Which it won't.
Real estate is absolutely and royally ruined when it starts coming down.
30% drop is nothing. We will see 70% drops at the bottom. It's just going to take a while to get there. Give it 3 years and we'll see ridiculously cheap homes.

[Anonymous No.18009191]

wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.18009190]

>>18009144
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18009194]

WE WILL NOT SEE THE BOTTOM UNTIL THE ARMY IS DEPLOYED NATIONWIDE AND WE SEE MASS PROTESTS FROM AMERICANS WHO DONT WANT TO STAY INSIDE

[Anonymous No.18009196]

>>18009130
>>NATIONAL GUARD
>>FEMA
NYC is going to be a war zone

[Anonymous No.18009200]

>>18009171
I did too, maybe futures go off the VIX?

[Anonymous No.18009201]

>>18009144
What app is this? Is that real time?

[Anonymous No.18009203]

Well that was fun.

[Anonymous No.18009204]

WE
ARE
FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18009205]

Jesus, USDCAD is skyrocketing.

[Anonymous No.18009207]

How are my bobros doing 2night?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009208]

>>18009137
If you're not long long term and short short term I don't know what the hell you're doing.

[Anonymous No.18009209]

>>18009177
If people don't buy again, tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.18009210]

>>18009140
Works on my machine

[Anonymous No.18009211]

>mfw I shorted ALL indexes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18009214]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone. thanks for playing bullcucks

[Anonymous No.18009215]

I didn't buy SQQQ on friday

[Anonymous No.18009217]

>>18009144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8

[Anonymous No.18009216]

I hope one of the journos tells him about the futures lmao

[Anonymous No.18009220]

THERE IS GONNA BE NO BULLS LEFT ROFLMAO

[Anonymous No.18009222]

>>18009187
Trump will turn the country communist and we will have a communist vs capitalist showdown with capitalist China

[Anonymous No.18009224]

Picking up that 180p 5/15 SPY EOD friday looking like a good but gentlemen, should be able to pull a few hundred out of it, then wait for the fake and gay stimulus pump

[Anonymous No.18009225]

AAAAAAAAA
WRONG PIC!!!

GET THE RETARD OFF THE STAGE
SAVE US PRESIDENT PENCE!!!

[Anonymous No.18009226]

HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER
HALTED
>ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18009229]

>>18009177
Tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.18009230]

TTTTTTHHHAANKS FOR CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.18009232]

>>18009144

[Anonymous No.18009238]

>>18009215
I sold SQQQ on friday

[Anonymous No.18009239]

>>18009140
Tradingview.
SPX500USD is realtime

[Anonymous No.18009241]

>>18009176
Congratulations anon. I didn't have much to put in, but I was all in on puts too. I knew the numbers were going to skyrocket with all the new testing and people would panic.

[Anonymous No.18009245]

>>18009215
>tfw didn't buy SRTY at 40 on Friday and instead bought at 49.7

Could have made 600+ dollars lad

[Anonymous No.18009246]

>>18009215
Until the growth stops every Monday is red, so many dumb dumbs

[Anonymous No.18009249]

>>18009176
Dude, you're fucking rich. Please put most of this into cash and then buy ETFs with it... please.... dont gamble with all your profits

[Anonymous No.18009250]

And inshallah! DOW will never fall below 900 ever again!

[Anonymous No.18009251]

bzzzzzt. Somebody unplug it and plug it back in again.

[Anonymous No.18009253]

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE LIMIT DOWN?

[Anonymous No.18009254]

alright boys buy Honeywell BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.18009257]

I start loading calls when there is not a single bullcuck in /smg/

[Anonymous No.18009260]

>>18009215
you're not making any real money on sqqq anyway

[Anonymous No.18009261]

>>18009205
Wtfff whyyyy
T. Leaf waiting to invest in US equities

[Anonymous No.18009262]

>>18009208
Based.

My shorts are only there so I can buy more JNJ, KO, PEP, BRKB all the way down to the bottom.

>>18009226
Futures don’t get halted, they get limit down.

[Anonymous No.18009268]

>>18009226
lmao futures already halted?

[Anonymous No.18009269]

>CHINNNEESEE VIRUSS
HE KEEPS SAYING IT BROOOSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18009272]

The futures lasted 5 fucking minutes? What the fuck am I supposed to do for the next 15 hours?? Trade shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.18009274]

is it too late to buy more puts bros?

[Anonymous No.18009276]

THE CHINESE VIRUS.

[Anonymous No.18009277]

>>18009268
yeah

[Anonymous No.18009279]

FIGHT THE CHYNESE VIRUS

>FIGHT THE CHYNESE VIRUS

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009280]

>>18009262
Hell yeah, I could give less of a shit about my stocks right now. I'm focused on my puts.

[Anonymous No.18009283]

It can’t just be as easy as holding shorts day after day, can’t it?

[Anonymous No.18009284]

>>18009205
>I'm a Canadian who owns SQQQ
I'll be fucking swimming in worthless leafbux

[Anonymous No.18009290]

>>18009147
I sold my SQQQ at $30 because I thought we would crab longer : (

[Anonymous No.18009287]

>RELEASING THE AMERICAN SUPERCOMPUTERS TO FIGHT THE CHINESE VIRUS
lmfao

[Anonymous No.18009294]

Got some SRTY and VXX and I'm ready to roll.
Monday can't come sooner.

[Anonymous No.18009295]

What puts for monday opening, I've already got a fuck ton of SPY puts, time to go back in for more blood with Apple and Disney? What are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.18009299]

>no mention of starbucks
thank god

[Anonymous No.18009301]

>>18009272
Read a book

[Anonymous No.18009309]

Ok so the futures DID already have a breaker trip. Meanwhile USDCAD is up to 1.44 So it's a good time to be in the USD at the moment.

Futures circuit breaker is 5%

[Anonymous No.18009310]

VIX is still climbing....

[Anonymous No.18009312]

breaking news:

Fed's Bullard Warns Unemployment May Soar To 30%, GDP Crash 50% In Q2

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/feds-bullard-warns-unemployment-may-soar-30-gdp-crash-50-q2

[Anonymous No.18009313]

WTF is up with the fema guy.

[Anonymous No.18009314]

Best source for watching futures development? My usual source doesn't have it.

[Anonymous No.18009318]

thanks for playing bubus

[Anonymous No.18009321]

>>18009245
I fell for the Reddit Witching meme and sold SRTY at $43.50 on Friday

[Anonymous No.18009322]

>-20% circuit breaker immediately at the start tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18009325]

>>18009287

[Anonymous No.18009330]

>>18009287
it's a fucking comedy show I love it
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO

[Anonymous No.18009332]

>>18009260
Maybe if you a broke nigga, it topped at +30%. That's like 20k off of a 50k "gamble" but as predictable as it's been your odds are 100%.

[Anonymous No.18009335]

>>18009310
You bet your ass it is, limit down in 4 minutes is fucking unheard of

[Anonymous No.18009336]

I want names an address for all bulls on here. gonna tell you I told you so face to face. look up for a limo rolling down your street.

[Anonymous No.18009339]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE NATIONAL GUARD KICKED IN YOUR DOOR TO TAKE YOU TO THE FEMA CAMPS?

[Anonymous No.18009340]

Someone redpill me on VIX

[Anonymous No.18009347]

>>18009287
someone should make a coomer meme but with a bear face looking at charts crashing on the screen and Trump saying retarded shit

[Anonymous No.18009348]

>>18009313
He took the Vitamin C pill and ate a whole lemon

[Anonymous No.18009352]

>>18008734
based DB-3 chad

[Anonymous No.18009353]

>>18009314
I use tradingview

[Anonymous No.18009356]

Sorry I'm new to this jewish gambling game, but how long does the "limit down" last?

[Anonymous No.18009357]

>>18009313
hes an autist trying to looks serious

[Anonymous No.18009361]

Did he just call his doctors sadistic

[Anonymous No.18009365]

>>18009340
Buy TVIX or UVXY like the rest of us nerd

[Anonymous No.18009366]

>>18009322
If 2 circuits break on monday, I will do anything dubs say. I am not a bull or bear I JUST WANT IT TO BURNN

[Anonymous No.18009368]

>>18009250
kek

[Anonymous No.18009369]

>>18009321
I fell for it too, which is why I didn't get any until 49.2.
Fucking Leddit.

[Anonymous No.18009370]

No deal coming Monday!!!!!!!!!

Presidents rambling about veterans and skipped entirely over the bailout news.

[Anonymous No.18009372]

>>18009321
>listening to reddit
>ever
Listen to your /biz/ bearbros. This is your last chance.

[Anonymous No.18009382]

>>18009340
Volitality index
Number go up the closer to SHTF
Number go down when everything is comfy

[Anonymous No.18009384]

Fucking Futures breaker tripped lmao

[Anonymous No.18009385]

And this isn’t even the bottom

[Anonymous No.18009387]

>>18009356
That's it for today

[Anonymous No.18009389]

>>18009313
>if you only knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.18009391]

>>18009301
I don’t have the attention span to read a book

[Anonymous No.18009402]

>Fema guy

if only you knew how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.18009403]

>>18009313
He has to shit bad.

[Anonymous No.18009405]

>>18009370
More bipartisan blame game.

[Anonymous No.18009407]

IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING BULLKEK RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18009408]

>>18009366
Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.18009409]

>>18009370
TRUMP IS HILARIOUS I LIKE LAUGHING AT RETARDS

[Anonymous No.18009414]

>>18009384
what is this app you're using?

[Anonymous No.18009415]

>>18009280
Nah I still care about my longs.
And I’m not fucking with puts while vix is a billion.

Honestly tempted to SELL puts if we get a circuit breaker tomorrow. If KO hits $20 or something I wouldn’t mind buying 100 shares.

[Anonymous No.18009418]

So suddenly free healthcare is alright? What's next Comrade Trump?

[Anonymous No.18009424]

>>18009366
-66% confirmed

[Anonymous No.18009425]

Fema dude looks really awful.

[Anonymous No.18009428]

>>18009321
I hedged 6K in spy calls for that bullshit and now I only have 46K in spy puts and those calls are about to be next to worthless

[Anonymous No.18009431]

>>18009366
donate all your money to me

[Anonymous No.18009434]

BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.18009435]

>>18009356
It’s not a circuit breaker. Limit down stops indices from trading below a certain threshold at all. DOW futures literally can’t trade below -4%

[Anonymous No.18009436]

>>18009382
>implying meltdowns aren't comfy
lmao look at this boomer

[Anonymous No.18009440]

>vix up 16 points

[Anonymous No.18009442]

>>18008491
I bought Best Buy and Disney puts on Friday, 4/17 expiry. Im rich bitch

[Anonymous No.18009447]

>>18009402
Work will set you free

[Anonymous No.18009449]

>>18009366
Oh it's going to burn alright.
The system is dying.
Also nice dubs, checked.
If dubs I want you to get maximum comfy and enjoy the apocalypse.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009454]

>>18009415
I'm young, time is on my side for these longs. Let them go to .0001.

[Anonymous No.18009455]

>>18009366
Dilate

[Anonymous No.18009458]

>>18009366
But anon you are dubs. You are the master of your own destiny

[Anonymous No.18009460]

Unironically time to prepare for a Depression tier economic environment for the foreseeable future. I didn’t fucking ask for this FUCK

[Anonymous No.18009459]

>>18009407
VERY BASED AND REDPILLED

RETARDS GO TO THE POOR HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18009463]

>>18009387
“No”
It just cat go any lower. If for some reason people want to buy higher they still can.

[Anonymous No.18009464]

>>18009387
OK thanks.

[Anonymous No.18009465]

red monday

cure

green tuesday

[Anonymous No.18009468]

>>18009366

Put all your money into UWT. I want you to experience financial equivalent of cock and ball torture.

[Anonymous No.18009472]

>>18009040
>>18009147
tfw sold my SQQQ at $30 friday....
at least I locked in profit

[Anonymous No.18009474]

>>18009454
>he has calls expiring in 2027

[Anonymous No.18009479]

>>18009455
wasted

[Anonymous No.18009485]

>>18009340
Counterparty risk out the ass.

[Anonymous No.18009487]

Bought £2k worth of funds on Thursday, but for some reason the trade hasn't been executed yet. Has the market been falling since then? Will I get even lower prices when it does go through?

[Anonymous No.18009490]

>>18009418
I don't usually defend Trump but he did this socialist bailout thing right
http://www.expertise-asia.com/2020/03/sanders-democratic-socialism.html

[Anonymous No.18009492]

Pretty much guaranteed SPY 150 by april 17

[Anonymous No.18009494]

>>18009428
but those 46k in puts will be worth 5 million by friday, so you don't have anything to worry about.

[Anonymous No.18009498]

NEW NEW NEW

>>18009481

>>18009481

>>18009481

>>18009481

>>18009481

[Anonymous No.18009501]

>>18009414
ThinkorSwim, comes with a TD Ameritrade account. Best platform there is

[Anonymous No.18009503]

F R E E
S T E A K

[Anonymous No.18009505]

>>18009454
What are your longs?

>>18009468
The new test locations are going to be called CBT sites...

[Anonymous No.18009510]

why does your president talk like a kid in primary school?

[Anonymous No.18009536]

"THE ENEMY IS ATTACKING 109 COUNTRIES RIGHT NOW."

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!??

[Anonymous No.18009539]

>>18009510
Give him a break he has dementia

[Anonymous No.18009563]

>>18009414
Also install oanda.
Right now everything is hilariously on fire.
Hell even oil is collapsing

[Anonymous No.18009575]

32 year old boomer here. 44% cash in my retirement account, 56% in equities. 100% cash in my personal accounts. Making small buys at the open in my IRA.

Who’s with me biznitches? Let’s lose some money.

[Anonymous No.18009582]

>>18009455
>Dilate
Google says it means Enlarge.
Oh my dick is getting hard alright

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009590]

>>18009505
Looking at picking up SBUX next. I'm using puts to fund new buys, don't want to touch my bank account quite yet. Also going to be using all trumpbux to average down these boys. I still have to spend some time once this free fall ends to pick some more stocks.

[Anonymous No.18009591]

>>18009501
>>18009563
Thanks bobros. I've been using Robinhood for the past 6 months or so just to get my feet wet, but at this point I'm starting to make actual money and should move into something that's not trash.

[Anonymous No.18009614]

>>18009487
I bought some through my vanguard ISA last week and it took a few days
>Will I get even lower prices when it does go through?
yeah I think so, mine changed by the time it went through

[Anonymous No.18009619]

>>18009366
But anon, you are the dubs!

[Anonymous No.18009628]

>>18009487
Yes, hopefully

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009637]

>>18009505
>>18009590
My short positions
.

[Anonymous No.18009691]

>>18009092

[Anonymous No.18009707]

>>18009614
>>18009628
Based, I'll be a millionaire within 10 years following the inevitable rebound and permanent bull market

[Anonymous No.18009733]

>>18009176
How much total are you up from this?

[Anonymous No.18009845]

>>18009590
>refr
Lol

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18009861]

>>18009845
I always have to throw some change at the memes.

[Anonymous No.18010063]

>>18008704
>My $500 stays $500

Good goy, you are correct that your $400 dollars, will still be worth $300 dollars when we print even more money to rescue the economy, you'll sure be glad you had that $50.

[Anonymous No.18011016]

Based Tyson