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>infinite water comes out of my tap
How do I profit from this /biz/ ?

>> No.17993543

>>17993506
Position ur ass right underneath the stream, it will hit ur prostate

>> No.17993764

>>17993506
Bottle it and sell it as Dasani

>> No.17994013

>bottle the tap water
>think of some nice story about mineral origin and colour the bottle in vaporwave style
>sell a bottle for a dollar
Dunno why people buy bottled water but they do

>> No.17994116

>>17993506
>Bottle the tap water with old plastic you find in trash cans.
>Create a hydro damn in the sink to harvest the energy from the faucet.
>Mine bitcoin with energy.
>Trade bitcoin for chainlink.
>Profit.

>> No.17994137

>>17993506
Buy a waterblock for your CPU, connect the tab to one side of it and drain the water from the other side out your window. Cheap watercooling!

>> No.17994229

>>17993506
Use multiple sinks to power turbines and sell money back to the electric companies.

>> No.17994289

>>17993506
Sell as 2D e-girl bathwater.

>> No.17994771

Waterboard yourself for free

>> No.17994787

You don't pay a water bill?

>> No.17994789

>>17994013

Location, location, location.

>> No.17994801

>>17993506
build a damn

>> No.17996259
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>>17994771

>> No.17996294

>>17993506
Wait for the value of water to increase and then sell it back to the tap

>> No.17996318

>>17993506
just accumulate until the moon mission