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>> No.17969280

>>17969263
Can someone post that comfy pepe where he is in a bed in a nice looking house with stock charts crashing and fires burning outside but inside he looks cozy? Because I can't find it but that is exactly how I'm feeling right now.

>> No.17969282

>>17969263
What options moves should I make for the weekend. Are we going to see a red or green opening on Monday?

>> No.17969284
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17969284

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kooIgKESYE

>> No.17969296

guys don't fall for jerome's bullshit

you gotta dump

>> No.17969301

Money printer go brrrrr

>> No.17969303
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17969303

>>17969284

>> No.17969305

>Right when I bought SPY puts they start pumping
(((They))) were waiting for me

>> No.17969308
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17969308

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAB DAY
WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969311

That pump is WEAK I wanted cheap puts aaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17969313

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

Yeah, I'm thinking SPY will be 160 before end of month kek.

>> No.17969314

Why did it just start dropping so rapidly today? What did Trump say this time?

>> No.17969316
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17969316

STOP PUMPING JEROME I BOUGHT SQQQ AND SDOW AT TODAYS HIGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCUCUUCCCGGGGGGGCCCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969320
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17969320

JEROME WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE JARED IS CRYING IN THE OTHER ROOM THE POOMP ISNT WORKING WE NEED TO KEEP IT AT 20K OR ELSE ISRAEL WENT GET PAID NEXT YEAR

>> No.17969322

KEEP FUCKING DUMPING

>> No.17969323
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17969323

Hold on lads. This may be only just a long squeeze.

>> No.17969327
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17969327

Which one do you want to be, /smg/?

>> No.17969329

The more they pump now they harder it tanks on Monday
We'll be breaking new records

>> No.17969332
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17969332

SNIB YOUR WAY TO THE END IF YOU HAVE TO
BUT HOLD THE 20K LINE

>> No.17969333

JEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969334

>>17969316
DON'T EVER BUY SQQQ ABOVE 25 RETARD

>> No.17969335
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17969335

NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17969338

>>17969313
EXPLAIN

>> No.17969340

NICE WITCHING BULLFAGS LMAO

>> No.17969352

What spy put to get?

>> No.17969354

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17969355
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17969355

JUST PUT THE FERRARI ON BLOCKS AND THROW THAT BITCH INTO REVERSE JEROME MY DAD IS GONNA BE PISSED

>> No.17969356

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17969358
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17969358

WHERE IS THE BRRRRR?
WHY DON'T I HEAR IT?
BRRRRRRRRRRR?
JEROME?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

>> No.17969359

fucIKNG CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

>> No.17969365

>>17969313
What does this mean?

>> No.17969366

>>17969263
I want to honk that clown

>> No.17969368

Are USO and XOP good long term holds right now guys?

>> No.17969369
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17969369

>> No.17969370

>>17969280
Bump. I want to see it too

>> No.17969376

HOLY SHIT JEROME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.17969378

ITS HERE HAHAHHAHAHA

DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.17969384

>>17969314
Oil crash

>> No.17969390
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17969390

>yfw the greatest depression is here and the next world war will be happening this decade.

I never wanted things to actually happen anons

>> No.17969397

Kek nice "pump" bulltards

>> No.17969399
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17969399

HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!
>HISTORICAL FIREARMS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT AND YOU CAN UTILIZE THEM!

>> No.17969398

ITS FUCKING FREE FALLING OUT OF CONTROL

>> No.17969400
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17969400

Today was supposed to be GREEN. I was supposed to get my CHEAPIES.

>> No.17969401

>>17969334
SQQQ +30 MONDAY CALLING IT

>> No.17969402

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\AAAAAAA\
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969405

STOP GOING UP

>> No.17969407
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17969407

>>17969390
Once the ride starts, there's no getting off

>> No.17969408

Boutta get some uber puts at $10 4/09

>> No.17969409

Why is Vix only 68? I know "only 68" is still crazy high, but why is it so low?

>> No.17969412
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17969412

>pump didn't work
Press F to mourn the US economy

>> No.17969414
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17969414

>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK IT UP
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME ITS NOT WORKING I NEED TO GIVE ANOTHER BILLION TO ISRAEL RIGHT NOW
>*ring ring*
JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969421

>FED pump was worth 1%
I'm not ready for monday.

>> No.17969422

THE PUMP IS NOT WORKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969423

>>17969390
>next world war will be happening this decade
But it's already happening, virus is the new hitler

>> No.17969429
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17969429

>>17969390
hard times make hard men

>> No.17969432
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17969432

HOLD THE LINE BEARBROS
NOT A SINGLE POINT UP

>> No.17969431

>>17969399
Cute!
I want a black powder revolver!

>> No.17969433
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17969433

>>17969332
>>17969322
Our power is growing bobros.

>> No.17969434

Imagine doing this for the global economy for the sake of the worst generation ever born. Fuck boomers.

>> No.17969436

I hope you shmucks are fucking happy, this is the second great depression that's coming down on us.

>> No.17969440
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17969440

>>17969390
>tfw got my selective service papers today
FUCK I DONT WANT TO DIE FOR ISREAL BOBOBROS

>> No.17969438
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17969438

>>17969414
I AM TRYING MASTER!

>> No.17969439

What if Jerome gets corona'd?

>> No.17969441
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17969441

FREE FALLING AGAIN

>> No.17969444
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17969444

>>17969390
Too bad.

>> No.17969447

A COMPUTER WITH "PUMP MARKET" AND "YES" SELECTED ON SCREEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. I threw a rock and hit "NO"

>> No.17969448

>>17969335
Oh God, I wish that was me.

>> No.17969449
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17969449

>>17969432
>>17969433
NOTHING CAN STOP US

>> No.17969452
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17969452

>>17969390
>strap in, anon

>> No.17969454
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17969454

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969455

>>17969439
Holy shit.

THATS HOW DONALD IS GOING TO GET RID OF JEROME!!!

>> No.17969457

Is a good idea to hold DUST over the weekend ?

>> No.17969459

>>17969439
Bernanke will choose another puppet to carry out his masterplan.

>> No.17969460

COME ON

KEEP FUCKING GOING DOWN

>> No.17969464

>>17969444
Unbelievably based digits

>> No.17969465
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17969465

It's over

>> No.17969466

>>17969431
Based and felonpilled

>> No.17969467

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!!!!!!

>> No.17969468

>>17969423
>is the new hitler
No, the new Hitler comes later

>> No.17969472
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17969472

>> No.17969475

>>17969467
The what?

>> No.17969476

PUMP IT PUMP IT PUUUUMPPPP IIIIIIITTTTT

>> No.17969477

>>17969423
Basically economic war right now. Hence trump calling it a "chinese" virus. They are directly targeting the chinese and trying to take control of the market.

>> No.17969487

>>17969444
BASED, now let's get below 19000, TONIGHT

>> No.17969488

>>17969338
>>17969365
THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND GOT MARGIN CALLED AND FUCKING LIQUIDATED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>The Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation (DTCC) assisted in the coordination of the auction. The exchange was forced to step in and invoke its emergency protocols to auction off the portfolios.

>> No.17969491

>>17969431
well those don't count as guns so go order one.

>> No.17969490

>>17969468
this virus will breed the mindset for the new Hitler

>> No.17969495

>>17969338
>>17969365
liquidity problems, they are bleeding cash hard

>> No.17969496

>>17969440
Praise the lord, pass the ammunition, and buy GD/LMT.

>> No.17969498

>>17969390
hope China wins tbqh

>> No.17969503

Any TQQQ/SQQQ swingies here?

>> No.17969507

Where the FUCK are the witches?

>> No.17969509

>>17969466
Is that illegal?
I just want to have some old timey fun!

>> No.17969511
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17969511

>>17969465
>>17969449
>>17969444
BULLS ARE DONE
THEY WILL NEVER RECOVER

>> No.17969513

TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.17969514
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17969514

>> No.17969521
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17969521

>>17969490
The based 30's are coming back again

>> No.17969522
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17969522

HOLY FUCK ITS GOING DOWN

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>> No.17969525
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17969525

Looks like they heard about Ronin

>> No.17969530

we need to get it to -750 in the next 20 mins bearbros

>> No.17969531
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17969531

NOOOOOOO NOT MY FUCKING POOOOMPERINO

>> No.17969532
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17969532

STOP DUMPING

>> No.17969533

>>17969511
>bobo-looks-behind-computer
But he's not looking behind computer...

>> No.17969536

>>17969468
>>17969490
Guys.

The USD is not like the Reichsmark at all. We’re not going full Weimar. If anyone is going full Weimar, it’s germany once the euro collapses.

>> No.17969538

ITS COMINGGGGG AHHHHHHH

>> No.17969540

here it comes bros
its going into free fall right fucking NOW

>> No.17969550
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17969550

GOD DAMN IT JEROME YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING KIKE RETARD FED FUCK. THE POOMP FAILED, KEEP POOMPING MORE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF WE HYPERINFLATE THE DOLLAR. I CAN'T GET LAMEDUCKED BEFORE SENDING ALL OF MY SUPPORTERS TO DIE IN IRAN FOR ISRAEL IM GOING TO LOSE TO A SENILE PEDO IN NOVEMBER

>> No.17969552

>>17969530
Singles and we are bull on year

>> No.17969556

20% drop in GDP
Millions unemployed

>> No.17969558

NOOO STOP PUMPING

>> No.17969559

>>17969509
Blackpowder cap and ball revolvers are not legally considered a firearm and because of that can be mailed directly to your door. Alot of felons have them for that reason. I bet SNSS anon has one, maybe one day he will turn it on himself.

>> No.17969560

Here comes, I can feel it.
The final pump before closing.

>> No.17969561
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17969561

>>17969390
This is legit "The Secret" levels of creepy. The collective mental power of people asking for a real happening just broke through the fabric of reality. The universe granted us what we've been wishing for so long

>> No.17969562

OH GOD IM POOOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.17969564

>>17969488
>THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AND GOT MARGIN CALLED AND FUCKING LIQUIDATED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>The Depository Trust and Clearing Corporation (DTCC) assisted in the coordination of the auction. The exchange was forced to step in and invoke its emergency protocols to auction off the portfolios.

CNBC is saying they got fucked on bets against the VIX.

I wonder what the actual dollar loss is.

>> No.17969568

bear bros... we got too fucking cocky

>> No.17969570
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17969570

I need some gas on pump 3
you hear me?
I said PUMP 3

>> No.17969573

Ignore how stupid it was, just tell me if I should sell now, no meme

SPY 240 CALL 3/20

>> No.17969574

sub 500 I REPEAT SUB 500

>> No.17969575
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17969575

STOP GOING ABOVE -3% YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO

>> No.17969577
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17969577

>>17969533
Don't question bobo

>> No.17969579

>>17969467
at 0

>> No.17969580

Buy sqqq at 28? :(

>> No.17969583
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17969583

One more time!

>> No.17969585
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17969585

MY COMPANY CANCELLED ALL SALARY INCREASES FOR THIS YEAR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17969587

PEPSI DOWN 10%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969588
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17969588

>>17969536
I'm gonna start burning cash and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.17969591

ITS GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17969595

Just let it go Jerome

>> No.17969596
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17969596

I HAVE 5000 WHAT DO I BUY PEOPLE,

>> No.17969597
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17969597

ITS GOING DOWN

>> No.17969598

>>17969573
lmao
buy more

>> No.17969602

IS MONDAY GONNA BE RED OR GREEN BROS?

>> No.17969604

>>17969573
3/25 sorry

>> No.17969605

WHY CONTAIN IT?

STOP PUMPING JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE ALREADY

>> No.17969606

>>17969573
FUCKING GET OUT OF CALLS NOW
YOURE GOING TO DIE

>> No.17969608

>>17969596
OIL

>> No.17969610

>>17969587
PEPSI MAX RED

>> No.17969612

>>17969596
TVIX

>> No.17969616

>>17969436
Found the boomer who thinks stocks must always go up whether or not they deserve it.

>> No.17969617

>>17969596
bullets

>> No.17969627 [DELETED] 
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17969627

>>17969596
all in GUSH
t. GUSHfag

>> No.17969630

> Trump loses election to Joe Biden because of corona
> Biden dies of boomerton's disease.
> Bolsonaro style nationalist beats president Warren or whoever the fuck

>> No.17969632

>>17969596
Toilet paper and ammo

>> No.17969633

>>17969602
RED THEN GREEN THEN RED THEN GREEN AND THEN IT MIGHT GO RED AGAIN

>> No.17969636

>>17969596
Toilet paper.

>> No.17969637

>>17969588
Kek josh is rediculous
>>17969559
Uhhhhh
Wow. I bet they’re really expensive right now. I wonder if I can still order a functioning musket w/bayonet for home defense.

>> No.17969639
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17969639

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969642
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17969642

>>17969602
>he thinks there is a monday

>> No.17969643
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17969643

I bought XOM at 31 im i cucked once monday hits?

>> No.17969644
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17969644

>Missed my TVIX limit order by 0.05 cents

>> No.17969646

>>17969585
Just be glad you are still employed. You can make alot of shekels when the market turns around eventually, provided you have an income now and live like a hermit

>> No.17969647

Hehe.

>> No.17969650

HOLY SHIT IT WONT STOP FALLING

>> No.17969652
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17969652

RED LEADER REPORTING IN

>> No.17969653

>>17969596
OIL

>> No.17969654

>>17969630
>Bolsonaro style nationalist beats president Warren or whoever the fuck
F

>> No.17969656

COME ON, GET TO 700

>> No.17969659

>>17969585
At least you're not getting fired.

I suspect my company will do mass layoffs in the next 3 months.

>> No.17969663

>>17969564
If even they can't win, why should I expect to beat them?

>> No.17969666

>>17969627
Why would I want to buy this?

>> No.17969665

Literal Great Depression numbers

>> No.17969671

does IV ever stop fucking my puts I would have thought they’d all be up today but I’m still down

>> No.17969676
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17969676

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969678

where's the pump?? i wanted cheaper VXX

>> No.17969679

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY&t

>> No.17969681

who /horny/ here

>> No.17969685

>>17969580
Hell no.

>> No.17969689 [DELETED] 

>>17969666
to get rich

>> No.17969694

>>17969637
You don't want one for home defense, they are terrible bad for that and unreliable. The felons only have them because that is their only option. Get a S&W M&P Shield 9mm costs $250 and its functional.

>> No.17969700

>>17969678
Been and gone, didn't work. SARS-Cov-2 laughs in the face of money

>> No.17969702

pump incoming

>> No.17969704

>>17969689
Answer my question

>> No.17969709

>>17969580
You missed the train. Pray we get the 24 again on Monday so you can take part.

>> No.17969712

Bought SPY and NVDA puts expiring next Friday. Did I fuck up anons

>> No.17969715

>>17969587
>>17969610
I kind of want to buy some PEP
here....

>> No.17969716
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17969716

>>17969659
Might be sooner. All but one of my friends has been laid off in the past week, it's insane

>> No.17969718
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17969718

AND I'M FREEE
FREE FALLLINNNNN

>> No.17969722

>>17969694
>>17969637
Used 9mm/Turk 9mm pistols routinely run for $200-250.

Good investment. Look for something with a good trigger pull.

>> No.17969724

>>17969702
No retard.

>> No.17969725
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17969725

>>17969702
there's about to be a massive dump in my pants
then maybe later I'll pump my dick

>> No.17969728
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17969728

WHERE DO I WATCH THE MARKET FALL DOWN LIVE

>> No.17969732
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17969732

Marishark stealing the fed money da ze~

>> No.17969735

This market is fucking insane

>> No.17969738
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17969738

Dump eet

>> No.17969748 [DELETED] 
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>>17969681
I gotchu dawg

>> No.17969747
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17969747

WILL THE RALLY IN THE FINAL MINUTES BE ENOUGH TO BRING IT OVER 20K? IT'S SO EXCITING BROS I CANT

>> No.17969750

Dump. it.

>> No.17969751
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17969751

SNSS anon, how you holding up?

>> No.17969755

>>17969702
Of course it is. Shorts must cover but we're so far down.

>> No.17969761

ITS GONNA BE SUB 19334

>> No.17969762

Trips and SSL goes to zero next week

>> No.17969764

10 MINUTES LEFT
>10 MINUTES LEFT
10 MINUTES LEFT

>> No.17969765

Fall below 19k!

>> No.17969766

>>17969627
why is WTI paused at 19.84 for hours?

>> No.17969768

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

>> No.17969769
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17969769

>IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17969773

I'm trying to find confirmation on this, but I just heard United Airlines has gone cargo-only for the foreseeable future.

>> No.17969774

>>17969694
Thanks. But in Cali and don’t want to risk contamination because I’m riding this out with very sick relatives. Chemo+corona... I can’t risk killing my loved ones. But I want to be able to protect them if this goes realllllll bad. Open to suggestions.

>> No.17969775
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17969775

>>17969728
CLICK
ON
DETROIT
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/national/2020/03/20/live-updates-nyse-dow-jones-stock-market-trading-on-big-board-on-march-20-2020/

>> No.17969776
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17969776

>>17969650
When do the real bodies start hitting the pavement?

>> No.17969777

>>17969751
I still have faith in the industry thank you

>> No.17969781 [DELETED] 
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17969781

>>17969704
kys nigger

>> No.17969783

Welp my order to sell SQQQ at 29.02 just popped
should have bumped it a bit higher before the end of the day
oh well

>> No.17969785
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17969785

>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK IT UP
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME THE POOMP'S NOT WORKING I NEED TO GIVE ANOTHER BILLION TO ISRAEL RIGHT NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE YOU FED KIKE ITS RED
>*ring ring*
JEROME JEROME JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969786
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17969786

>>17969585
I lost my job.

>> No.17969789
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17969789

Hush now bulls. Let the darkness gently take you away.

>> No.17969792

>>17969751
He got liquidated

>> No.17969793

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK

>> No.17969794

18K
18K
18K

>> No.17969796
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17969796

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17969798
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17969798

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17969799

>>17969728
Gross, bitch has herpes.

>> No.17969801

ITS FUCKING DUMPING

>> No.17969803
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17969803

ITS OVER

>> No.17969805
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17969805

>>17969785
DRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.17969806

HOLY SHIT

>> No.17969807

TVIX 635 and rising

>> No.17969810
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17969810

JEROME IS REVERSE PUMPING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

>> No.17969812

>>17969715
I just bought one more. This is an insane accelerated selloff. I’ll raise cash from non-Pepsi stocks.

>> No.17969813
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17969813

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.17969815 [DELETED] 

>>17969748
>loli butt
OH GOD IM GOONA COOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.17969816

>>17969646
>>17969659
>>17969786
My direct manager loves me because I just made the presentation/pulled the data that he presented to the CIO this morning and she loved it

Fortune 100 btw

Other than that I've been sleeping or posting on /biz/ all day because of based work from home. I know I'm in a really nice position but they literally told us our raises two weeks ago then turned around and said we're not getting them. Sorry to hear about the job losses

>> No.17969817 [DELETED] 

Monday has to be green after a dump this big, right bros??

>> No.17969825

>>17969785
>>17969792
>>17969789

SPX <2229

Its over I admit I was wrong

>> No.17969828

IT'S COLLAPSING EVERYONE CLEAR THE DECK

>> No.17969829
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17969829

9 MINUTES CORONA-CHAN, GET TO 18K, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

>> No.17969830

looks like im fucking cash gang this weekend god damn it

>> No.17969831

>another 1k drop incoming

>> No.17969832

>>17969663
Because insitutional investors have to cover their positions due to the amount of money they're playing with. I can lose 10k buying SPY puts that might expire worthless, they can't lose 50 million doing the same. There are a million reasons why you can win.

>> No.17969833

2 questions

1. Is oil a solid buy for now?

2. Should I buy TQQQ right now at its current price?

>> No.17969839

ORANGE MAN GOING RED

>> No.17969841

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969843

ITS GONNA BE SUB 19000 HOLY FUCK I WAS ONLY JOKING PLEASE STOP

>> No.17969844
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17969844

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17969817
>this is a big dump

>> No.17969850
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17969850

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.17969851

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17969852

>>17969781
You're either retarded or trying to bait people into committing financial suicide. Either way...fuck off.

>> No.17969853

>>17969716
I work in corporate IT for an auto parts producer so I suspect the effects will take a bit to trickle over to me. Though that depends on how proactive with the cost cutting the execs will be, could be sooner.

>> No.17969856

I-it's gonna pump today guys I promise!
L
O
L

>> No.17969860

BIG JEROME ENERGY

>> No.17969863
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17969863

MOM IT'S DUMPING, MOOOOOOOMMMMMM

>> No.17969864
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17969864

>SPY under $230
Gonna be freefalling to sub $200 now.

>> No.17969865

>>17969815
>>17969748
pedophiles

>> No.17969866

>>17969774
Well if you must shelter at your house and need something mailed to you:

>https://www.cabelas.com/product/shooting/firearms/black-powder-firearms/black-powder-revolvers/pc/104792580/c/553829580/sc/571854780/i/567338580/pietta-model-confederate-navy-caliber-black-powder-revolver/740536.uts?slotId=0

You will also need lead balls , blackpowder, and the right sized precussion caps.

>> No.17969868

below 20k today
>below 19k today
below 18k today

>> No.17969869
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17969869

WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM
>WE'LL CLOSE 19000 AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17969870

Fuck I thought it would start pumping in the last 10 minutes
Missed out on Sqqq and TVIX

>> No.17969875

it's gonna open at 18k on monday isn't it

>> No.17969879
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17969879

>DOW will end at -19200s

>> No.17969878

SELL YOUR WHOLE FUCKING PORTFOLIO WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>> No.17969881

HE'S TRYING TO PUMP IT
FUCK YOU JEROME EAT SHIT AND DIE

>> No.17969882

ALL IN TQQQ

ALL IN TQQQ

>> No.17969883

BRRRRRRRRRRR FASTER JEROME FASTER

>> No.17969884
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17969884

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.17969886
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17969886

>>17969627
JUST USED ALL OF IT TO BUY GUSH, ANON DONT FAIL ME

>> No.17969887

THIS DUMP IS BEYOND BEAR NUMBERS THIS IS CRASHING THE ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17969888

7 minutes to close

>> No.17969890

>>17969263
>exxon down 10%
>my puts are still losing money
>0.4€ difference between bid and ask
>unknown theta

Did I just get scammed?

>> No.17969891

>>17969878
But all I have are puts

>> No.17969894

Sell SQQQ at $29.50 or hodl for Black Monday 5?

>> No.17969898
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17969898

Invest in safe haven stocks next time /biz/ :-)

>> No.17969899

>>17969869
This economy is fucking dead anon. The bottom is going to be zero.

>> No.17969900
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17969900

Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

>> No.17969902
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17969902

WILL JEROME SURPASS HIS LIMITS AND BRRRR US TO THE WEIMAR, OR WILL THE FALL ACHIEVE RECORD LEVELS. FIND OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.17969901

WE /FREE FALLING/ NOW

>> No.17969903
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17969903

holy shid

>> No.17969904

>>17969783
there's always a "shoulda"

if you bought low and sold high, go get a beer and relax for the weekend. you won some.

>> No.17969905

>>17969833
>is oil a solid buy
No. But you could gamble on it on I'd say 55% odds you dont lose money
>Should I buy TQQQ
I wouldn't

>> No.17969907

18000 HERE WE COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969908

IT'S GONNA BLOW

>> No.17969911

Lads, I spent 1400$ on UWT and 500$ on GUSH today. Please give it to me straight and tell me how fucking retarded I am so I don't make this mistake again.

>> No.17969915

>>17969886
you crazy bastard
should have gone DWT

>> No.17969917

Unfortunately This is it boys can't keep going up forever

>> No.17969919
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17969919

WHY WE DID NOT LISTEN BULLBROS

>> No.17969920 [DELETED] 

>>17969865
Shut up fag

>> No.17969922
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17969922

WALLAH!
JUST LIKE THAT DOW WILL NEVER FINISH UNDER 13K AGAIN!

>> No.17969924
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17969924

JEEERRROOOOMMMEE

>> No.17969925

lmao you dumb stonk fags

>> No.17969926

Lmao my low SPY buy just went through

>> No.17969928
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17969928

WHY ISN'T THE PUMP WORKING
WHAT ABOUT QUAD WITCHING
WHAT ABOUT FRIDAY POOMP
WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY PRINTER
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17969930

>>17969894
This. Wtf do I do?!

>> No.17969931 [DELETED] 
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17969931

FUUUUUCKK YEAAAAAHHH
COOOOM DUMP

>> No.17969932

>>17969732
truly insightful and marisapilled

>> No.17969935
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17969935

Aloha to this market

>> No.17969936

s-should i gush??

>> No.17969937
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17969937

>>17969878
I have AMD, XOM and Inovio, rest are index shorts.

>> No.17969939
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17969939

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17969940

SELL EVERYTHING DON'T BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>> No.17969943
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17969943

>> No.17969945

>>17969875
Easily limit down once futures open on Sunday night.

>> No.17969949
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17969949

AND I'M FREEEEE
FREE FALLINNGGG

>> No.17969951
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17969951

I can't wait to gap down hugely on Monday. :) My only regret was not buying MORE puts.

>> No.17969954

>>17969905
Depends how long you want to hold oil imo

>> No.17969957

SHES GONNA BLOW

>> No.17969958

guys this fucking serious..hearing CNBC talking legit about all other currencies but the US seeming as emerging currencies...this is shit that starts global wars...its actually..fucking happening

>> No.17969965

>>17969833
If you buy TQQQ do not go all in at once, just buy a bit every few days or so
Monday could be bloody or Bullfags might be back for a day or two nobody can tell these days

>> No.17969967

WHERE'S THE RALLY
WHERE'S THE FUCKING RALLY

>> No.17969971

HOLD DWT OVER THE WEEKEND OR NAH?!

>> No.17969972

LAST 5 MINUTES BROS
>LAST 5 MINUTES
LAST 5 MINUTES
>LAST 5 MINUTES
LAST 5 MINUTES

>> No.17969979

>>17969911
retarded because GUSH announce a reverse split happening next week.

UWT also semi retarded because it's too early. also, another anon said it could also be subject to a reverse split

sell both and wait if you can

>> No.17969983

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUST BOUGHT SO MUCH SHIT
KO PEP REGN LLY...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.17969985
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17969985

>>17969899
GET OUT COMMIE

>> No.17969986

>>17969920
Oh no I don't masturbate 24/7 to little girls, I'm such a fag

>> No.17969987

>>17969936
IS NOW OR NEVER

>> No.17969988

>WTI 19$
>Brent 27$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17969991
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17969991

>>17969865

>> No.17969992 [DELETED] 

>>17969886
pic or it didn't happen

>> No.17969993

its ogre

>> No.17969996
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17969996

ayyy

>> No.17969997
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17969997

Sssh... Sshhhh... it's all over... don't struggle... just accept it.....

>> No.17970000

900!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17970002
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17970002

WHY

>> No.17970003

IMAGINE BUYING DURING QUAD WITCHENING

>> No.17970004

>>17969922
Keked and checked

>> No.17970006
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17970006

SPY Volume 292 MILLION
>SPY Volume 292 MILLION
SPY Volume 292 MILLION
>SPY Volume 292 MILLION
SPY Volume 292 MILLION
>SPY Volume 292 MILLION
SPY Volume 292 MILLION
>SPY Volume 292 MILLION

>> No.17970005
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17970005

JEROME
DO
NOT
HIT
5%

>> No.17970009

Let's rally I wasn't prepared for this bearish to soon missed my SQQQ

>> No.17970010
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17970010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17970011

>>17969987
too late i saw >>17969979 first

>> No.17970012

>>17969979
How about USO and XOP?

>> No.17970013 [DELETED] 
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17970013

>>17969931
Dangerously based

>> No.17970017
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17970017

WHAT'S YOUR 5 MINUTE POWER PLAY?

>> No.17970023

>>17969997
someone make an edit with trump in the headlock

>> No.17970025

You could have stopped this, bros

>> No.17970027

ITS NOT EVEN GONNA BE 230 OH MY GOD

>> No.17970030
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17970030

Who is laughing now?

>> No.17970032
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17970032

INTO THE FLAMING PIT WE GO!

WEEEEEEEE!

>> No.17970034

>>17969748
>It's ok she's actually a 2000 year old demon

>> No.17970036
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17970036

>>17969986
i mean...
kinda

>> No.17970038

>buy KO
>it nosedives
Say lavi.

>> No.17970039

3 MINUTES HERE WE GO

>> No.17970040

>>17970000
>0000
>0000
>0000
MAKE IT 1000
MAKE IT 1000
MAKE IT 1000
MAKE IT 1000
MAKE IT 1000

>> No.17970044

>>17970012
XOM and MRO are the safest oil investments atm.

>> No.17970051

>>17970017
20k SPY PUTS
I HAVE ALREADY WON

>> No.17970053

BOBO NO

IT'S ALREADY DEAD THAT'S ENOUGH PLEASE

>> No.17970054

RING THE BELL ALREADY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.17970055
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17970055

A BLOODBATH

>> No.17970056
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17970056

>> No.17970057

Death cross is a pattern now
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-bearish-death-cross-has-appeared-in-the-dows-chart-2020-03-20

>> No.17970059

100 POINTS IN TWO MINUTES!!!! WILL IT HAPPEN????

>> No.17970060
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>>17970040
GO GO GO GO GO GO!

>> No.17970061
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17970061

IT CAN'T DROP TO 18K
R-RIGHT BROS?

>> No.17970062
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17970062

TWO MINUTES
>TWO MINUTES
TWO MINUTES
>TWO MINUTES
TWO MINUTES
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>> No.17970065

ITS GOING FOR 1K
>ITS GOING FOR 1K
ITS GOING FOR 1K
>ITS GOING FOR 1K

>> No.17970067

>>17969812
bought more than 1

>> No.17970068
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17970068

COME ON 18k

>> No.17970070
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17970070

2999
9
9
9

>> No.17970071

TITANIUM SUPPORT AT 19K BULLBROS!

>> No.17970076

GUSH HIT 29.50 AND I PULLED OUT WITH A $5 PER SHARE PROFIT WOOOO

>> No.17970082

>>17970038
and now we're both bagholders through the next great depression!

WALLAH!!

>> No.17970087

FUCK IT I'M HOLDING DWT LIKE A BIG DUMB IDIOT

>> No.17970088

In a few sweet minutes I'll be free and I won't have to look at the market for 2 whole days

>> No.17970091

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQETCPlTcA
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQETCPlTcA
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQETCPlTcA
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQETCPlTcA
THREAD THEME

>> No.17970092

1 MINUTE

>> No.17970100

C'mon 18k......

>> No.17970101
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17970101

>1 MINUTE

>> No.17970102

WHAT IS GOING ON??? DID WE HIT THE PSUDO BREAKER?

>> No.17970103

>>17970000
Oh fug

>> No.17970106

THEY'RE PUMPING BUT IT WON'T GO UP

>> No.17970108

NO PUMPING ALLOWED

>> No.17970111

FUCK BULLS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUYSWGYRRs

>> No.17970112

Recycle

>>17969290
>>17969290
>>17969290

>> No.17970114

IT WENT UP FUCK

>> No.17970120

STOP PUMPING

>> No.17970127

AND IT'S OVER

>> No.17970128

>>17970061
IT CAN'T DROP TO 24K
R-RIGHT BROS?
>IT CAN'T DROP TO 23K
R-RIGHT BROS?
IT CAN'T DROP TO 22K
R-RIGHT BROS?
>IT CAN'T DROP TO 21K
R-RIGHT BROS?
IT CAN'T DROP TO 20K
R-RIGHT BROS?
>IT CAN'T DROP TO 19K
R-RIGHT BROS?
IT CAN'T DROP TO 18K
R-RIGHT BROS?

>> No.17970135

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKETS ALREADY

>> No.17970147

>>17970012
>How about USO and XOP?

USO and XOP are both 1x i believe. should be fine if you're hodling for 12-18 months. you're most likely not going to make any money on those in the short term

>> No.17970155

Quick rundown please
what is happening right now?

>> No.17970156

It's over

>> No.17970161
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17970161

Good job bobros, we killed the market once again. See you all on monday in continuation of this horror.

>> No.17970172

You call it a pump I'll call it life support. We need to unplug this fucking thing

>> No.17970174

19,160.00
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.17970176

nice, hope this continues in such a lovely pattern
see you fuckers monday at 7am est

>> No.17970190

god damn i sold my puts this morning at a loss
ran a bunch of errands and came back to this
oh well you can always make more money

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>>17970135
No

>> No.17970221

>>17970161
I sold my puts at a profit because I fell for the Witcher III pump meme. profit is profit bearbro

>> No.17970227

is there anothre circuit breaker?????? all my shit is on hold

>> No.17970229

So, bloody monday again? Im sitting in all cash right now.

>> No.17970231

>>17970155
2008 was a warmup, this is the real thing.

>> No.17970260

What are the chances that we reach bottom next week?

>> No.17970270
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17970270

REEEEEEEE I SHOULDVE GONE THROUGH WITH IT LADS 2 PUTS I WANTED TO BUY BUT PUSSIED OUT

ID BE UP 50% ON ONE
AND
ALMOST 50% ON THE OTHER
AAAAAAA IF I STUCK ALL MY SAVINGS IN I COULDVE LITERALLY MADE UP MOST OF MY LOSS FROM LAST YEAR IN A SINGLE DAYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17970290
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17970290

>down 10k from literally a month ago

>> No.17970301

>>17970270
>COULDVE LITERALLY MADE UP MOST OF MY LOSS FROM LAST YEAR IN A SINGLE DAYYYYYYYYY
Scratch that if i did it with all my savings id blow past my loss in a single day.

>> No.17970303

>>17970260
0%

>> No.17970313

REEEEEEEE I SHOULDVE GONE THROUGH WITH IT LADS 2 PUTS I WANTED TO BUY BUT PUSSIED OUT

ID BE UP 50% ON ONE
AND
ALMOST 50% ON THE OTHER
AAAAAAA IF I STUCK ALL MY SAVINGS IN I COULDVE LITERALLY MADE UP MOST OF MY LOSS FROM LAST YEAR IN A SINGLE DAYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17970361

>>17970270
>>17970313
Wait why did my ID change?

>> No.17970398

>>17969694
>>17969722
Will research if I get through this ok.
Thanks pals

>> No.17970410

>>17970270
>>17970313
Wait a sec why did it post twice about a minute apart?

>> No.17970423

FUCK QUAD WITCHING

>> No.17970434

>>17970155
Monday will be blood red.

>> No.17970445

>>17970313
REEEEEEEE just realized this isnt me. Ive been BAMBOOZLED.

>> No.17970474

>tfw had a wagie meeting during the last two hours of trading and I couldn't do shit

>> No.17970502

>>17970349
Same, whatever you do don't listen to advice here I bought 2000$ worth of gush....

>> No.17970537

>>17970502
At what price
I have about 1k at .51 I'm still hopeful

>> No.17970559

>>17970474
nothing happened it was shit

>> No.17970581

>>17970559
I wanted to buy positions to hold over the weekend

>> No.17970635

>>17970581
I think everyone did. That's why it tanked.

>> No.17970641

>>17970581
i was looking forward to that too until twist crab world

>> No.17970680

Calling it now, Monday will be bullish

>> No.17970688

>>17970537
I bought it at .29 I'm going to hold for a minute see what happens

>> No.17970911

>>17970688
You have nothing to worry about

>> No.17971255

Was anyone else here retarded enough to go in on that giant ass dump at the end? I expect it'll get worse but I was hoping for a pump.