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>> No.17968194
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HAAARK! Hark, /biz/, hark! Bellow, bid our father Depression rise from the depths, full foul in his fury! Red candles, plummeting wickless, to smother these young speculators with losses, to choke them, suffocating and hemorrhaging their accounts 'til they turn crimson and bloody with steep, sanguinary cliffs, and can lose no more - only when he, lined in limit downs with circuit breakers and falling knives, take up his arm, bull trap soaring skyward, turns and pierces the very depths he met before, bursting ye - an investor no more, but a twisted, terrified trader, and nothing for the algos and agents of arbitrage to take from only to be drained by the infinite losses of the market - forgotten to any share, to any platform, forgotten to any call or put, forgotten even to the exchange, for any stuff part of ye, even any scantling of your soul is ye no more, but is now itself expired!

>> No.17968199

>>17968178
I entered the market on last thursday and I’ve lost $240

>> No.17968200

witching hour: red or green?

>> No.17968202
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>> No.17968209
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Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

>> No.17968211

>>17968200
gred

>> No.17968213
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17968213

>RONIN CAPITAL WAS CONFIRMED TO BE INSOLVENT
>ASSETS ARE BEING AUDITED OFF

>> No.17968216

WHAT'S SOMETHING CHEAP THAT I SHOULD BUY INTO RIGHT NOW OR SHOULD I WAIT FOR THE EXTRA CHEAPIES AFTER RED MONDAY

>> No.17968218

Where is Jerome

>> No.17968222

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583605010823.webm

>> No.17968224

https://youtu.be/orbr-_aGeW8

>> No.17968227
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>>17968178
>still one hour to close

Kek. What is this pattern called?

>> No.17968228

ROAD TO 10K

>> No.17968232

>>17968218
Storing his unlimited funds for Monday

>> No.17968233

Are we really going into quad witching hour after a deep red run? Holy shit the volume is going to be immense.

>> No.17968234

Saw last thread that UWT is being delisted. At least I only bought some when it was like around 0.40 so I didn't get burned that hard.

>> No.17968236
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>>17968194
this is truly wonderful pasta

>> No.17968237

>>17968178
WHAT ARE WE BUYING BOYS

>> No.17968239
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17968239

HUM
*tchin tchin*
Portons un toast !
*soulève le verre*
À la santé des frères Bogdanoff !
"JETEZ-LA !"

>> No.17968240
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17968240

I WANT MY CHEAPIES
WHERES MY PUMP

>> No.17968243
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>>17968178
IT'S THE END OF THE PUMP AND WE KNOW IT
IT'S THE END OF THE PUMP AND WE KNOW IT, AND I FEEL FINE

>> No.17968244

>>17968227
doom

>> No.17968247
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17968247

>CNBC hyping up two green days

>> No.17968250
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>>17968218
He went to go buy more ink

>> No.17968253

WHY AREN'T THEY PUMPING?????

>> No.17968255

>>17968199
I entered the market on March 6 with $1000 and I'm up $165

I was up $290 yesterday but my strategy for today involved a pump that never came

>> No.17968258

>>17968227
Majin boo

>> No.17968261

SPY would dump right after I unload my puts, of course. Fuck.

>> No.17968262
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17968262

uhh bullkeks?

>> No.17968266
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>>17968237
TSLA puts

>> No.17968268

>>17968222
Can I just get the song and not the anishit?

>> No.17968271

>>17968227
Oil well

>> No.17968272

THE WITCHES
WHERE ARE THE WITCHES
EMPTY YOUR FUCKING CAULDRONS INTO THE MARKET
I DEMAND CHEAPER SQQQ

>> No.17968274

19K here we come!

>> No.17968277
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>>17968178

>> No.17968278
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>>17968237
Pic related. All according to consilium*.

* Translator's note: "consilium" means "plan."

>> No.17968280
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17968280

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I JUST GO TO COLLEGE

>> No.17968282

>>17968209
this didn't she well

>> No.17968284

>>17968200
Green. Jerome is coming

>> No.17968286

panicked and sold my SQQQ at 28. Still made a killing but could have made more... Im sorry I let you down fellow bearbros

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>>17968277

>> No.17968291
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another hour of this

>> No.17968297

just bought 1k in total stonk etf. :^)

>> No.17968299

Is there anywhere where i can watch total market volume?

>> No.17968300

CNBC
> This is an orderly drop

These people know no shame.

>> No.17968304
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17968304

WHERE MY OIL NIGGERS AT !

>> No.17968305
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17968305

>As of this week, almost nowhere accepts cash anymore as it's a "virus risk"
>Negative interest rates imminent

>> No.17968306

>>17968286
holding a stoploss at 28.15 right now, increasing the stoploss periodically. comfy.

>> No.17968308
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17968308

>JEROME IS SHREDDING CASH
>HE'S LIQUIDATING ASSETS

>> No.17968310

And to think that last week, I was waiting for KO to drop below 50 to DCA.

>> No.17968311

>>17968282
someones hands were 1 key to the right, werent they

>> No.17968313
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17968313

26k in SPY PUTS

>> No.17968314
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17968314

Bought a KR put just to keep may gains afloat....
Going to have to hold the Call for Kroger over the weekend because it's going DOWN for some fucking reason

>> No.17968315

>>17968268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWxISwEBU0U

>> No.17968316

>>17968286
Fuck I sold at $26. Still a profit but I'm mad I didn't wait...

>> No.17968319

>>17968286
nah it's fine senpai, riding the near daily $24-28 SQQQ cycle is free money, don't feel bad about taking your gains

>> No.17968321
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17968321

CUT MY FINANCIAL STABILITY INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SHEKEL

>> No.17968323
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>>17968194
neat

>> No.17968328
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>>17968291
We can't dump too fast bobobros, we'll risk a bounce on Monday. Monday needs to open red and stay red

>> No.17968330

Imagine being a Bullkek right now

>> No.17968333

>>17968304
>>oil niggers
they are called saudis now you racist

>> No.17968334

>>17968213
This one?
https://fintel.io/i/ronin-capital-llc

>> No.17968338

>>17968178
I pussied out on buying puts for 2 companies i was certain we going to drop. Id be up 50% on both. Must be trauma from when i lost 10k on puts last year.

>> No.17968341

how is monday gonna be if this was the "green" friday?

>> No.17968345

>>17968304

10% or more swings for the last 3 days in a row, maybe 4?

>> No.17968348

Is SQQQ a good hold over the weekend?

>> No.17968354

Am I a retard for accumulating UWT right now

>> No.17968355

Monday we hit -20%

>> No.17968357
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17968357

REMINDER:
THIS GUY SOLD HIS PUTS AT CLOSE YESTERDAY
WHERE ARE YOU PUT SELLER
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

>> No.17968358

do i buy calls on close??

>> No.17968363
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17968363

time for the reversal

>> No.17968367

>>17968341
Like every other monday. Blood red

>> No.17968369

YES JEROME COME ON

>> No.17968370

>>17968286
28 has been the point where it stops dropping lately, I'd say it was a good move

>> No.17968371

>>17968328
There will be over 20,000 COVID cases in America by Monday, probably closer to 30-40,000. Depends on testing capacity. Domestic air travel will be stopped soon.

>> No.17968372

>>17968348
not at this price, wait for it to hit 24 then buy in.

>> No.17968376

IT BEGINS, GRAB CHEAPIES

>> No.17968382

>>17968328
Bears will drag it out to 3:25. And then, nothing will stop them.

>> No.17968383

>>17968319
thanks anon I just hope I get a chance to load puts before monday dump

>> No.17968386

>>17968222
Based and checked.

>> No.17968392
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>>17968321
PULL IT

>> No.17968395
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17968395

>IT WENT RED AGAIN

NO HOPE FOR BULLKEKS

>> No.17968397

>>17968311
forgive me, it's a brave new world we must adapt to

>> No.17968399

>>17968355

The UK government said it'll pay 80% of wages already seen 20 military vehiclea already, Italy over 600 deaths a day now.

What optimism is there?

>> No.17968401

Jerome finally came back with the ink, he forgot to get the economy sized one though.

>> No.17968403

>>17968348
if you have the balls for it

>> No.17968404

>>17968227
>M
>M-peach
IMPEACH!

>> No.17968406

DUMP IT

>> No.17968407
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17968407

close in 18k today. Common Corona-Chan. Take my energy, I believe in you!

>> No.17968411

>>17968338
>tfw didn't buy JCP puts yesterdat

>> No.17968412

NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SUPPOSED TO PUMP SO I CAN BUY MORE CHEAP PUTS AHHHHHHHH

>> No.17968413
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It's vital we close under 20k. We need to spend a weekend under 20 to mentally brake the normies.

>> No.17968421
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>>17968328
WE DON'T SLOW DOWN FOR NUTHIN

>> No.17968423
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17968423

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>> No.17968424
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what the FUCK was I thinking buying calls fuck

>> No.17968425

I am casting a protective spell on the New York Stock Exchange. Your wishes of harm & ill will NOT penetrate it, and soon the red will be replaced with green. Begone bears, help me fellow BVLLS!

>> No.17968426

>>17968227
Reality

>> No.17968431

>>17968424
HOLLLLLLLLLLLD

>> No.17968433
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>>17968354
posted this in the last thread.

>> No.17968434

TURN ON THE PUMPS
60% POWER

>> No.17968438

Will jim cramer acknowledge the "BRRRRR" meme soon?

>> No.17968440

>>17968413
No, we need normies to keep thinking things will be alright so we can keep cycling puts. We have to take EVERYTHING.

>> No.17968445

>>17968424
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.17968446

STOP THE BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17968447

>>17968399
Plus there's no light at the end of the tunnel.
The virus is here to stay at least for the next 18 months.

>> No.17968449
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>>17968363
it didnt stick

>> No.17968450

>>17968194
https://voca.ro/6LaknwPkzAt

>> No.17968456
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>OIL FUCKED
>ECONOMY FUCKED
>HEALTH FUCKED
>MARKETS FUCKED
ACKMAN WAS RIGHT

>> No.17968459

Pump it where are the trillions Jerome.

>> No.17968460

>tfw sold my puts on the morning dip

>> No.17968461

I cant take this overnight holding stress anymore bros im only daytrading from now on

>> No.17968462
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THE SPREAD ON YUM PUTS ARE FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS! WHAT THE FUCK!

>> No.17968464
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17968464

What the fuck is happening?? Why are we crashing?

>> No.17968466
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>>17968413
We're closing below 18500, I feel it in my balls.

>> No.17968467

CALLS OR PUTS FOR MONDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.17968469

>>17968456
HELL IS COMING

>> No.17968471

But hey the dollar is now strong, somehow

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>> No.17968473

PULL IT.

>> No.17968474
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17968474

>Just got off the phone to Ron Paul
>He said "Its happening"

>> No.17968475

>>17968433
Translate into common nigger language please

>> No.17968476
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>> No.17968482
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17968482

BUY MORE STOCKS YOU FUCKING BULL RETARDS SPEND IT ALL FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17968483

>>17968456
AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT IS OVER!

>> No.17968485

>>17968464
I think the brrr brr machine broke

>> No.17968486

>>17968464
goldman projected recession

>> No.17968488

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584731145693.webm
Always relevant.

>> No.17968491

>>17968464
>largest economies in the US under government mandated quarantine

>> No.17968494
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17968494

anyone not selling in this market is demented.

>corona containment procedures now greatly affecting people's daily lives
>massive sudden unemployment
>corona might leave permanent lasting damage, even in healthy individuals
>up to 20% of cases completely asymptomatic, necessitating vast, all-encompassing testing
>not nearly enough test kits
>senators briefed on the situation sold massive amounts of stocks in insider trading

it's gonna get a whole lot worse before it's going to get better.

>> No.17968495

>>17968456
REPENT

>> No.17968496

NO WHERE ARE THE FOUR WITCHES
FLY ON YOUR BROOMS YOU HAIRY CUNTS
CAST A FUCKING HEX OR SOMETHING FOR GREEN DILDOS COME ON

>> No.17968497
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I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE, WHOOOOOAAAA

>> No.17968499
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17968499

Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18
Dow closes at -18
>Dow closes at -18

>> No.17968501
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>>17968469
Hell is already here

>> No.17968503

PLEASE GO UP SO I DONT HAVE TO KILL MYSELF FOR SELLING MY SPY PUTS 3/20 230 AT LUNCH TIME!!!

>> No.17968509

>friday green they said
>it wasn't a scam pump they said
Reminder that all bulltards are delusional

>> No.17968514

>>17968425
Bullbros, above all you must STAY CALM & FOCUS POSITIVE ENERGIES. Do not let the bearfaggots in this thread scare you, we are holding the line steady at 19K. We will NOT go below 19K. This is an absofuckinglute guarantee bullbros.

In order to help hold the line, please read https://www.wikihow.com/Cast-a-Spell

>> No.17968518

>>17968178
NQQQ is up but my options are down!! Whyyyy! Don’t give be this Beta Zeta bullshit!

>> No.17968520

never trading on a quad witching again

>> No.17968522

>>17968476
>three days before the bottom

stocks mooning on monday

>> No.17968528

What stocks should I be shorting?

>> No.17968530

Must have found out Madagascar got Corona. That was endgame.

>> No.17968531

Reckon we can see oil swing 40% in a single day?

We got to 34% on the intraday

>> No.17968535
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17968535

CAN I SELL EVERYTHING?!?!!??!

I DIDN'T HOLD SDOW AND NOW I'M GETTING FUUUUCKKKEEEDDDD

I WANT TO BUY MORE KO AND PEP!!!!!
BUT I SHOULD STOP BUYING RISK ASSETS
EQUITIES ARE FUCKKKKKKEEDDDDD

>> No.17968536

>>17968372
Shit, I've been in since 26.

>> No.17968537
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>>17968528
All of them

>> No.17968541

>>17968450
Based. Good one mate.

>> No.17968543
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>NOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREEN DAY
>Its a red day
>that means its a green day

Another one in the bag. At this rate, I will retire in -30 years.

>> No.17968544

>>17968509
last hour is the pump

>> No.17968546
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17968546

CHINA MUST PAY FOR THIS.

>> No.17968548

Can someone explain this Ronin Capital thing to an absolute retard?

>> No.17968549
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17968549

You got greedy, bullbros.

>> No.17968551

>>17968501
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER CONFIRMED
WE HAVE A FROZEN HELL SITUATION HERE
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17968557

>>17968544
we are in the last hour

>> No.17968564
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>>17968227
Hmmmm yes

>> No.17968565

>>17968475
exit scam, get out

>> No.17968566

>>17968239
Basé

>> No.17968567
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I WAS TOLD IT'S GONNA PUMP ON FRIDAY

>> No.17968568
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>>17968501
>trudeau turning away refugees
h-how bad is this?

>> No.17968572

have a SPY 233 3/23 put doing great. Sell or hold till monday?

>> No.17968574

ILL BUY SQQQ AT 26 OKAY?
JUST 26
THATS ALL IM ASKING FOR, REALLY.

>> No.17968575

>>17968464
F for my boy Kanchal

>> No.17968576
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17968576

why is TVIX crabbing evne though VIX is going up

>> No.17968582

3:30 there will be a MASSIVE pump

>> No.17968583

the biggest bank in norway (dnb) started a campaign in january called "she invests". pointing out that almost all stocks and funds are held by men and women should invest to close the gap. talk about timing lmao

>> No.17968588

>>17968572
hold

>> No.17968591
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17968591

>>17968568
He's channelling his alter ego, Captain Blackface.

>> No.17968599

>>17968583
kek

>> No.17968602
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17968602

>>17968582
Why?

>> No.17968604

>>17968568
He probably expects burgers to try and benefit from superior Canadian healthcare

>> No.17968606

>>17968582
Yeah, I still think we're scheduled for a pretty huge short squeeze

>> No.17968609

>>17968576
B O G G E D

>> No.17968612

https://www.nbim.no/

why the FUCK is it going up?

>> No.17968614

>>17968501
>IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!
IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!
>IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!
IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!
>IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!
IF WE KILL THE VIRUS IT WINS!

>> No.17968613

>>17968576
Limits going off faster than the VIX going up

>> No.17968615

>>17968582
Care to explain

>> No.17968616

>>17968572
Sell then use that to buy more with a further expiration

>> No.17968617

Buy the clown bull broz

>> No.17968618
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17968618

is oil going to go down even more on monday?
Russia/Saudi Arabia going to not make a deal just to give Trump the middle finger?

>> No.17968620

bank run recommended?

>> No.17968621

>>17968602
Morale probably, imagine if it closes below 19000

>> No.17968622
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17968622

BULLS NEVER WIN

>> No.17968623

>>17968501
Wait people are seeking asylum to Canada from the US???

>> No.17968627

>>17968602
Short sellers have to buy back stock to close out their positions, and when they all do it at once the pump is sizable.

>> No.17968628

>>17968572
look at the greeks and you should come to an answer

>> No.17968629
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17968629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17968632

>NOOOOOOO MUH WITCHING
>implying derivatives have a say in the stock market
I shiggy diggy.

>> No.17968633
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17968633

>>17968620
BANK RUN MANDATORY

>> No.17968637

>>17968224
UH HERRO BASEU DEPATMENT

>> No.17968638
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17968638

>>17968602
delusional bulls trying to believe there is some pump coming is all they have left

>> No.17968641

>>17968433
How is the OARA payment calculate?

>in after n1 lim -> ( dx/dy + x1 + y1) * ( sqrt(1) - 1 )

>> No.17968645

>25K is the bottom
>23K is the bottom
>21K is the bottom
>20K is definitely the bottom
>never will drop 19K

What DID Bullkeks mean by this?

>> No.17968648

>>17968620
Yes. They start NOW

>> No.17968650

MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS
>MCDONALDS HAS BEEN DEEMED AN ESSENTIAL BUSINESS

>> No.17968652
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17968652

>Just got this email from my bank
>Your money is safe

>> No.17968655
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17968655

its GREEN!

>> No.17968656
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17968656

>>17968602
BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A 330 FRIDAY PUMP FOR TWO WEEKS IN A ROW IT HAS TO HAPPEN NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HAS TO OR ELSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET FATTER BULLS GET FATTER FOR MEEEEEEEE

>> No.17968657

>>17968638
It probably will mitigate some of the damage but we are going straight off the rails on a crazy train.

>> No.17968658

>>17968638
To be fair to the bulls every past friday its happened at 3:30

>> No.17968662

Where are the fucking feds?

>> No.17968663

>>17968572
sell when spy at 231 and buy at put again at 3:55 pm post option pump

>> No.17968665
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>>17968652
FUCK THAT
WITHDRAW EVERYTHING

>> No.17968667

>>17968620
GO GO GO

>> No.17968670

>1 euro is almost 1 dollar now
Can someone explain this to me?

>> No.17968679

XOM 31 BUX
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17968680

>>17968650
post proof I don't believe you one bit

>> No.17968682

>>17968652
good for you! now you don't have to withdraw any cash :)

>> No.17968687

>>17968627
>Short sellers have to buy back stock to close out their positions
Why do they have to? I thought shorts dont have a time limit outside of interest costs.

>> No.17968689
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17968689

Bullfrens, nooo.

>> No.17968690

>>17968662
They're all out of ammo now, they only have the forbidden technique left

>> No.17968691

>>17968652
Funds are safeu

>> No.17968693

>>17968680
McDonalds CEO on CNBC

>> No.17968698

>>17968650
do they really?

>> No.17968703

>>17968650
Source right the fuck now. I need my /int/ shitpost.

>> No.17968706

>>17968633

But no where accepted cash today because its "unsanitary"

>> No.17968707

>>17968650
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>> No.17968708
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17968708

>>17968662
BUSY DUMPING IT

>> No.17968710

>>17968670
brrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17968715

its either theres a huge pump and i make back my 100k losses or i watch the market burn, really a win win if you think about it

>> No.17968720

this guy is 51 years old
white dont crack

>> No.17968723

>>17968665
>>17968633


Why yall running to the bank? What you going to spend the cash on?

>> No.17968724

>>17968679
>the top dividend gainer is the cheapest it has ever been in decades
God I fucking love this crash. I'm gonna retire early.

>> No.17968728

>>17968687
yes, the person on the other side of the trade pays the person who bought the stock.

>> No.17968729

>>17968652
WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR
GET YOUR MONEY
NOW

>> No.17968732

>>17968641
no idea, but probably not in a way that benefits you.

>> No.17968737

OIL UNDER 20
THIS IS BIG BOBOBROS

>> No.17968740

>>17968658
It's not gonna happen because I bought some cheap calls and was gonna buy more puts EOD

>> No.17968741
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17968741

Last hour boys, make your predictions for the close. I'm going with 19226.

>> No.17968745
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>>17968723
gun

>> No.17968749

>>17968687
They don't have to close out their positions, but if they want to stop paying interest they have to buy the stocks to return them. I think a lot of them are spooked that we're near the bottom and will want to get out, so we'll see an end of week pump from all the guys who don't want to hold through the weekend.

>> No.17968751

>>17968715
cope

>> No.17968753

>>17968741
under 19k

just barely though

>> No.17968757

>>17968622
Against dubs there is no argument

>> No.17968758

>>17968741
18500

>> No.17968760

>>17968741
20001

>> No.17968761

>>17968698
>>17968703
>>17968707
see>>17968693

>> No.17968762

>>17968728
Why is that today though and not next week? Why would shorts close out their position when most are likely in the profit?

>> No.17968765

>>17968753
19001

>> No.17968767

>>17968741
19678

>> No.17968770

>>17968723
Ropes

>> No.17968773

>>17968650
JUST said this on CNBC
I sold

Are people really comfortable getting food from strangers during a pandemic just because they work at McDonalds?

>> No.17968772

>>17968178
what is the quickest way for me to be able to start trading stocks? which brokers require lengthy id checks or whatever? or will i be able to start trading immediately on any of them if i sign up today?

>> No.17968775

>>17968741
0

>> No.17968776
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17968776

>>17968745
>not already having firearms....

This will be my personal load out during the happening

>> No.17968777

Rate my portfolio:
LYFT puts $8 strike April 9th expiry
UBER puts $8 strike April 9th expiry
SQ puts $28 strike April 9th expiry

>> No.17968778

>>17968724
u buy already?

>> No.17968784
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17968784

>>17968741
18997

>> No.17968788

>>17968591
Lmao

>> No.17968789

Ugh should I dump my 3/31 QQQ call?

>> No.17968792

digits my id is dow's closing

>> No.17968795

>>17968762
oh sorry, i misunderstood. They will do it today because they dont want to hold it over the weekend when a ton of price discovery and news occurs, especially if they are all in the black right now with this down turn,

>> No.17968796

>>17968760
This. They're gonna pump it last minute.

>> No.17968797

>fucking oil
>fucking oil
>fucking oil

SOMEONE LOOK AT THE TICKER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!


ITS OVER!

>> No.17968798

BUY XOM DONT BE RETARDED BUY BUY BUY BE PART OF THE NEXT GEN OF WHITE MILLIONAIRES SO YOU CAN FUCK MANY TRANNIES

>> No.17968802

>>17968772
There's less than an hour left of trading today, so you might as well research and sign up over the weekend. The pastebin in the OP is there for a reason.

>> No.17968805
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17968805

SPY 230
>SPY 230
SPY 230
>SPY 230
SPY 230
>SPY 230
SPY 230
>SPY 230
SPY 230
>SPY 230
SPY 230
>SPY 230

>> No.17968807

>>17968760
>bullkeks

>> No.17968811
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17968811

This is what you get for trying to outsmart the market maker you fucking "quad witching" monkeys

>> No.17968812

>>17968753
you can't choose a broad number like this anon you have to make an actual prediction

>> No.17968815
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17968815

>>17968776
I already have some
I'm just buying out the stores so no one else can have one

>> No.17968818

>>17968761
Do you have a link? I'm not American.

>> No.17968821

>>17968724
bro... when KO and PEP are on sale, you're buying companies that earn off of a wasting assett?

>> No.17968822

>>17968777
when did you buy the Uber/Lyft puts?

>> No.17968826

boy i really fucked up buying into this quad witching hour bullshit.

>> No.17968828

>>17968802
i see, thank you

>> No.17968831
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17968831

WE ARE HITTING SPX 2300 TODAY

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17968832

Reminder for the shills criticising Trump's response to coronavirus. Biden:
>Xenophobic
>reactionary travel bans that would only have made things worse
I guess we can safely assume that Biden would have waited even longer to act!

>> No.17968833

IS SELL SQQQ AT 31.00 TOO GREEDY BROS

>> No.17968834
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17968834

>crude -21%
>brent +0.7%

>> No.17968835

Market tanking but volatility holding what gives?

>> No.17968836
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17968836

Guys I work outdoors in a busy town, it's still cold/fku season here and all of our customers except boomer stopped coming, but HOLY FUCK have there been a lot of boomers. Im going to be so glad when they start dropping like flies and I can afford a house with all the money I made off of puts.

>> No.17968838
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17968838

Is the gold standard coming back after this shitshow?

>> No.17968840

>>17968776
How long is the waiting period for a rifle or shotgun? Been interested for a while.

>> No.17968842

CALLS OR PUTS FOR MONDAY?

>> No.17968844

Oil under 20
>Oil under 20
Oil under 20
>Oil under 20
Oil under 20
>Oil under 20
Oil under 20
>Oil under 20
Oil under 20
>Oil under 20

>> No.17968846

>supposed to be a day to get cheapies
>instead everything tanks like it should have from the start
Now I have to buy my puts at a higher margin. Fuck this shit.

>> No.17968847

>>17968737

https://markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/oil-price?type=wti

How the fuck is this possible?

>> No.17968850

>>17968776
>stick grenade
beautiful
but really... you think you're in for trench warfare or what?

>> No.17968854

>>17968811
Oh I'm sorry, but are trading hours over? I dont think so. Prepare for the pump of a century.

>> No.17968855

-4 Percent

>> No.17968857

>>17968690
what is the forbidden technique?

I do not yet know the will of allah brother

>> No.17968859

Holy fuck it's dropping fast. I expected this for monday desu.

>> No.17968860

2 days to set up the trap. Executed in 35 minutes.

>> No.17968861

>>17968844
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TITANIUM DIAMOND SUPPORT FUCK

>> No.17968869

>>17968737
>>17968847
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17968867

>>17968857
negative interest rates. it's coming.

>> No.17968871

I just lost my job. It's really happening.

>> No.17968873

>>17968835
We can have one slow long bleed with volatility going down. It's going to be a painful crab walk downhill.

>> No.17968876
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17968876

>>17968855
>THERE'S NO FLOOR

>> No.17968877

has the debt bubble burst yet?

>> No.17968878

Premiums for puts are getting nuts I just dont even know what I want to do anymore with my cash

>> No.17968879

>>17968840
Depends on your state anon, where do you live? Most there is no wait.

>> No.17968881
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17968881

>>17968178
>tfw I fell for the 1k bump at the start of the day

>> No.17968882

>>17968835
have you seen the volilitlity the pst few weeks?

>> No.17968883

>>17968832
cope harder, trump tranny.

>> No.17968885

>>17968838
no. it didnt come back in the last 3-4 crisis'. wont now

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17968887

>>17968847
And brent is going up. What

>> No.17968889

Is it BRRRRRRRRoken yet?

>> No.17968892

19191

>> No.17968895

>>17968846
I ended up buying at a higher price. What pist me off most i was too pussy to buy others i wanted earlier today. Easy 1.5x already

>> No.17968901

>>17968878
Gold

>> No.17968905

>>17968857
The forbidden technique is negative interest rates

>> No.17968906

>MAJOR REFINERIES BURNING OIL IN OPEN PITS BECAUSE ITS WORTHLESS.

>> No.17968908

>>17968881
How are you so stupid? Its so obvious this will go to atleast -15 k

>> No.17968909

>all the wealthy and powerful already sold the top
>they waited a couple of weeks to start the damage control health measures so they could all exit the markets
>politicians claiming that “third parties” sold their stocks and that they “didn’t even know” about their stocks being sold after the official congressional Coronavirus debriefing
>we’re having another stock market crash, but this time the wealthy and powerful already got out and left the commoners to be punished

Holy shit, the upper class has gotten totally brazen with how much they fuck the country over. This is some historical levels of fuckery. Violence is coming, everyone better be going long on arms manufacturers

>> No.17968910

>>17968871
I'm sorry, anon :(

>> No.17968911

What the fuck is going on!? I cant make money like this! Is monday going to be like this too? Annoying shitty volatile crab shit.

>> No.17968912

When you hear dow is down...what stocks would you short in that index?

>> No.17968913

>>17968901
physical gold is sold out everywhere right now right?

>> No.17968916

>>17968778
I bought on the close after the latest oil dip. I got some shares at $32 a pop. I'm DCAing at $30 and again at $25 if it keeps falling.
>>17968821
Checking them at the moment. Not cheap enough for me yet. Looking for $35 a pop for KO and $70 a pop for PEP.

>> No.17968915

>>17968857
thats satanism son

>> No.17968917

CuCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY WIFES BLACK SON

>> No.17968918
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17968918

>>17968407
based, burn it all

>> No.17968919

>>17968741
18796

>> No.17968921

>>17968832
lel no
doesn't matter, millions dead, everyone else unemployed and/or homeless.

Trump had this in the bag. This virus was a miracle for China, Russia, and the arabs. We got fucked. Trump trusted the chinks or just thought that because nothing bad has happened to the boomers, nothing bad could happen.

>> No.17968923

>>17968878
if your put is decently out, just consider it as collateral. its guaranteed to fall.

>> No.17968925

Help brahs. What stocks should I load up on? Swing trading newfag here

>> No.17968933

im still up $0.73 am i gonna make it?

>> No.17968934
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17968934

I'd just like to take a moment to thank the chief bobros themselves and wish them good luck on their journey through our membranes

>> No.17968935

>>17968901
gold and silver are out of stock everywhere.

>> No.17968937

>>17968227
Pump implosion

>> No.17968938
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17968938

ITS FUCKING GOING DOWN AND DOWN GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE STOP IT

>> No.17968939
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17968939

8 minutes to witching half an hour
Here comes to pump!

>> No.17968942
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17968942

>below 20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED WAHHABI SANDNIGGER

>> No.17968943
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17968943

nice pump fellas

better luck next time

>> No.17968944

>>17968911
>he fell for the crab meme

kek

>> No.17968946

>>17968917
DESOLATION
NO BREEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING

>> No.17968947
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17968947

>>17968850
Its just a replica, but a pretty realistic one. I am a collector this is just my german loadout.

>> No.17968948

>>17968835
Not fast enough of a drop basically, over the last few days. it's just slowly going down. haven't even reached dec 2018 levels yet.
Now if it does reach dec 2018 somehow, and keeps going down, VIX is going to explode to 100+

>> No.17968950
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17968950

Monday is going to be full
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mode isn't it?

>> No.17968951
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17968951

I honestly think a small nuclear bomb accidentally striking a US city of 100,000, then a retaliatory strike against vladivostok followed by a peace treaty would have been better than this shit

>> No.17968954

>>17968833
31 is good. don't be surprised if you miss the top and it only peaks at 30.50 though

>> No.17968953

>>17968844
Bullshit. WTI is still hovering just below 23 atm.

>> No.17968956

>>17968741
0

>> No.17968958

>>17968826
Its ok anon. Since last night and through morning i was sure i was the idiot for not believing it.

>> No.17968960
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17968960

>Everyone thought today would be green and monday red
>today is an utter and complete drop
G-guys, Monday WILL be red, right? Right? Right?! Do I get out or hold for the inevitable?

>> No.17968963
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17968963

>>17968950
Yes

>> No.17968964

>>17968882
I mean today

>>17968873
oh god pls no

>> No.17968968

>>17968822
yesterday

>> No.17968971

>>17968939
But what if the witching causes a dump?

>> No.17968972

>>17968913
>>17968935
Well shit

>> No.17968973

>>17968950
If the witching has any effect, yes. People will FOMO like crazy on the next sell-off.

>> No.17968976

>>17968939
Yeah, it'll pump hard in after hours

>> No.17968980

>I was laughing at bears yesterday
>They're now laughing at me while I'm in literal tears

>> No.17968981

>>17968960
EU will be very red. US futures probably red, but ending day green

>> No.17968985

>>17968960
Only the stocks you want to flop will be green

ex. PLNT

>> No.17968986

>>17968925
alternate between SQQQ and TQQQ

>> No.17968987

>>17968314
>SQQQ 11
Whats the point of buying a out this low?

>> No.17968988

>>17968953

Its dropped to 19.46 before immediately rebounding

>> No.17968990
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17968990

who /bear/ here?

holding SPXS 3x inverse SP500 ETF through Monday. Just sold my SDOW for a profit, probably shouldve held that one too.

>> No.17968993

>>17968960
We're not going magical reversal here. All this means is that Monday is going to make even recent losses look like a joke.

>> No.17968994
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17968994

Wait a second bobobros this isn't oil collapsing, this is specifically JUST US OIL collapsing

>> No.17968995

>>17968971
this is gonna be the biggest short squeeze in history

+15% in 30 minutes.

>> No.17968996

>>17968968
same. slowly getting out the negatives here

>> No.17968997
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17968997

Lol, we were snibbity snab around the neutral just a couple hours ago.
What happened?

>> No.17968998

>>17968933
sell it now, its not going to get better

>> No.17968999

Leafbro Swing trader here. Up 24% today. How are my canucks doing today?

>> No.17969001
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17969001

How will the stock market react to pic related next week?

>> No.17969005

>>17968960
They pulled an uno reverse, Monday will be green now.

>> No.17969008

IS A GOOD IDEA TO HODL DUST OVER THE WEEKEND?

>> No.17969012
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17969012

HEEEEEEREEEEE IT COMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17969017
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17969017

>>17968986

this

>> No.17969019
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17969019

>>17968994
Yes, and that's a good thing.

>> No.17969023
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17969023

>>17968960
You should've gotten out a week ago. what are you still waiting for? a miracle? a vaccine announcement? lockdown to stop?
look around you. look at the world. we're fucked. hunker down fella. worst is yet to come

>> No.17969026

>>17968950
Monday pump, Tuesday dump. Because this market is fake and gay. But mostly gay.

>> No.17969029

give it straight to me bros, what's gonna happen to Ford?

>> No.17969033

>>17968906
NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP

>> No.17969034

>>17968990
Holding SQQQ and HSD (-2x ETF against S&P, but traded on the TSX)

Also a little USO I bought cheap in hopes the CIA kills MBS

>> No.17969036
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17969036

Buy the dip

>> No.17969035

>>17968994
Putin literally orchestrated all of this to fuck over the Shale and Saudi oil industries, where the fuck have you been m8

>> No.17969037

>>17968286
As other anons say, realize you’re gains, the 24 to 28 path is safe and effective and you’ll always make the profit. Any more is greedy and can screw you over.

>> No.17969039

THE WITCHES ARE HERE

>> No.17969041

>>17968996
yeah saw those big moves and called bullshit

>> No.17969042
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17969042

HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
>HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
>HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
>HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
>HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS
>HERE COMES THE DEATH CROSS

>> No.17969044

What should I buy before closing?

>> No.17969047

>>17968960
monday is going to make today look pathetic

the day of reckoning that papa johns foretold is coming

>> No.17969048
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17969048

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.17969050
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17969050

>> No.17969051
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17969051

>JEROME

>> No.17969055

>>17969029
bail outs

>> No.17969056
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17969056

>>17968981
But my SQQQ. Do I hold the line here. I worry.

>>17968985
I know, only thing I have shorted that is losing me money. I don't understand wtf is going on.

>>17968993
I pray.

>>17969023
Oh, I am short on everything except SQQQ. I count on the meltdown.

>> No.17969057

>>17968467
Yes no maybe

>> No.17969058

>>17969029
If Ford only made the Mustang and the F-150 they would be all profits.

>> No.17969061

PUMP'S HERE

>> No.17969062

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969064

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17969065
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17969065

JEROME DO THE POOMP I DONT CARE ABOUT HYPERINFLATION JUST POOMP IT I NEED LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

>> No.17969066

>>17968741
19002

>> No.17969068

JEROME FOUND THE CRANK AGAIN

>> No.17969070

>>17969029
They will just sell everything off and make only F150s for eternity

>> No.17969072

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.17969076

>>17968879
California...

Never owned a gun before so i thought thered be some sort of background check

>> No.17969081

>>17968987
I was a retard and forgot about the concept of an option being so out of the money that you'll basically be mailing your gains to Mr Goldstein.
Monkey brain turned on and I thought "Oh that's super cheap!"
At least my base investment Is untouched though, only lost most of my gains but even then that's mostly Kroger's fault at this point.

>> No.17969082

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITCHES SAVE ME

>> No.17969083
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17969083

>>17969068
HE WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP

>> No.17969086

dont fall for it

>> No.17969089

THEY WERE RIGHT, THE PUMP IS COMING

>> No.17969091

THIS IS SPOOKY BROS HOLD ME

>> No.17969092

HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE BULLBROS!

>> No.17969093

>>17969072
JEROME SAVED US

>> No.17969097
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17969097

HERE IT COMES

>> No.17969099
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17969099

JEROME WE GOTTA GET THIS FIXED BEFORE MY PARENTS GET BACK

>> No.17969100

NO PUMPING ALLOWED

>> No.17969101
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17969101

>>17968916
:O

I really did buy too early
AND NOW ITS TOO LATE TO DELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17968947
CUTE!
I really thought there would be more time, but now I'm very concerned for my noguns ass. My folks have a pistol across the state, but they don't want me going all the way there to get it... So we're all stuck here hoping supplies will last

I always thought guns were fun and important but too expensive... I bought dividend stocks instead, and now those are down 10-50%.

>>17969023
>what are you still waiting for?
oversold bounce...
;_;

>> No.17969103

>>17969076

background checks take like 5 minutes

>> No.17969105
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17969105

OOOOOOOO

>> No.17969106

>>17968999
In cash right now mostly but 1 put on spy which if fluctuating. Moving my brokerage account to wealthsimple as the no fee trading is gonna be really nice

>> No.17969107

I TOLD YOU ALL
HERE COMES THE PUMP

>> No.17969108

>>17969035
Yes but it wasn't actually literally happening until just now.

>> No.17969109

Just checking in to see if we still think monday is going to be a bloodbath

>> No.17969112
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17969112

>>17969097
WE NEED MORE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

>> No.17969113

>>17968995

Told you. Its coming.

>> No.17969114

>pump already started
>1 minute for witching
Holy shit. I'm fucking ready for my bear ETF cheapies.

>> No.17969116

>>17969076
Even if the gun stores were still open you would need to wait 10 days to pick up the gun after you purchase it in California
And that is IF the stores are open all of them are closed around me

>> No.17969117

>>17968995
I may hace paid extra for my puts but id like to see this....so i can get my puts for even cheaper!

>> No.17969118
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17969118

>>17969065
saved haha

>> No.17969119

>>17968999
I've sustained an ouchy and my feelings will never be the same.

>> No.17969121

THIS HAS TO BE A TRAP THEY WON'T LET IT ACTUALLY PUMP AND LET FUCKING NORMIES WIN OVER INSTITUTIONS WTF

>> No.17969128
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17969128

KEPT YOU WAITING HUH

>> No.17969130
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17969130

oh god
oh fuck
o-oh OH I'M
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.17969133

>>17969101
Historical firearms are actually a great investment, they never lose value and have functionality.

>> No.17969141

been working from home this week in Ohio. just got off a conference call that all our company US employees are mandating us to burn a weeks vacation next week. things are definitely shutting down anons

>> No.17969142

>>17969001
Thats why i wanted to short 2 other companies but was too much of a pussy because of my 10k loss a few months back. Id have gotten at least 60%+ return today alone ans that's if i bought them today as i was considering.

>> No.17969144
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17969144

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HATE GREEN, STAY RED

>> No.17969145

>>17968315
shit, haven't heard this in years. it really is 4chan the musical type of song.

>> No.17969146 [DELETED] 

https://brrr.money/
>FED PUMP
FED PUMP
>FED PUMP
FED PUMP
>FED PUMP

>> No.17969154

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17969156

>>17968999
What are you in

>> No.17969155

FUCK YOU JEROME YOU KIKE FUCK

>> No.17969157

JEROOOOOOOME

>> No.17969162

>he bought the dead cat bounce?

DUMP IT

>> No.17969164

>>17969112
We need one soon of a entire warehouse full of them printing.

>> No.17969166

page 3 426 posts, time for a new one

>> No.17969167

RONIN CAPITAL WENT BUST

BREAKING: United Airlines CEO threatens big job cuts if company doesn't receive "sufficient government support by the end of March"

>> No.17969169

STOP IT

ITS COMING

THE RED IS COMING

>> No.17969168
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17969168

HOLD THE LINE BOBOBROS
HOLD THE 20K LINE
WE NEED TO CLOSE UNDER 20K

>> No.17969178

>>17969141
>burn a week's vacation
lmao fucking fats

>> No.17969180

LETS GO YOU WITCHES

>> No.17969181

>>17969048
closing out shorts?

>> No.17969183

>>17968999
I got oofed by my cheapies (stop dropping pfizer there's no reason to drop aaaaa) and lost 3% today, but I stocked up on cheap HSD and SQQQ for Monday

>> No.17969184

HE SOLD? POMP EET

>> No.17969185

>>17969121
They want to make the puts cheaper.
Third impact monday inbound.

>> No.17969188

>ERX green again
Thank you based Jerome

>> No.17969189

>>17969097
Lol its here several pumps but not enough to get my puts as cheap as i couldve had i not been such a pussy!!!!!

>> No.17969190
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17969190

I love this market

>> No.17969191

>>17968663
thanks frend, sold at 231 and secured $200 in profits. I wouldve missed out on gains if I held

>> No.17969192

WILL THE PUMP LAST TO 3:50 SO I CAN BUY CHEAP PUTS?

>> No.17969198
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17969198

EVERYONE HOLD ON

>> No.17969200

>>17969106
Definetly. The app could use some work, but overall you can't complain with 0 fees.

>> No.17969207 [DELETED] 
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17969207

JEEEERRROOOOMMMMEEEEE

>> No.17969210
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17969210

>bought shorts at the fucking lowest point
>probability of shit going back down to it being profitable is not good
haha

>> No.17969216
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17969216

>>17969168
WE'RE DOING IT, WE'RE CHOKING THE PUMP

>> No.17969217

Make a witch foundation BTFO

>> No.17969218

>pump shitting the bed
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.17969220

>Buy 3k of SPY puts then they start pumping seconds later
I'm not even mad this is a wild ride

>> No.17969225

LOOK AT IT GO

>> No.17969226

>>17969192
This it needs to last long enough so the puts get cheap enough

t. An anon wh

>> No.17969228

>>17969167
The hubris of those people

>> No.17969231

up down up down
what is this

>> No.17969234
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17969234

IT'S GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17969239

>>17969167
I guess you could say they're all ronins now

>> No.17969240

>>17969116
SHIT

I never thought I’d need one AND would need to get it without making any contact with the outside world. If I get breathed on by strangers then I can’t come back and get near grandma...

I never planned on a disease and riots at the same time, but it’s all so obvious now.

>> No.17969241

DUMP
DUMP
DUMP
DUMP
DUMP

>> No.17969244
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17969244

J-JEROME?

>> No.17969247

First time seeing Trump so triggered during the press conference, did the stock market crash really got to him?

>> No.17969248
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17969248

PLEASE KEEEP UP THE PUMP YOU CAN DOOOO IIIIIIT

>> No.17969251

>>17969101
I thought guns were expensive too until I went to get my mossberg 590 for 500 bucks. Ammo is cheap too. 15 rounds for 8 bucks.

>> No.17969260

>>17969156
SES+IPL - Also watching AC

>> No.17969261

>>17968776
So fucking cringe

>> No.17969264
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17969264

JEROME GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID KIKE THE POOMP ISNT WORKING POOMP MORE I DONT CARE I NEED RE-ELECTION SO WHITE PEOPLE CAN DIE IN IRAN

>> No.17969267

>>17969167
these greedy CEOs and bankers should be hanged

>> No.17969268
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17969268

>>17969248
KEEP IT UP JEROME I NEED MY CHEAPIES

>> No.17969269

>>17969210
>>bought shorts at the fucking lowest point
Same here reeeeee

>> No.17969274

HAHHAHA NICE "PUMP"

ITS FUCKING HERE DUMP IT NOW

>> No.17969276

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

>Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME
Clearing firm Ronin Capital unable to meet capital requirements at CME

Unironically exit all markets. This shit is going down HARD.

>> No.17969277

>>17969247
Well yeah, the stock market is literally the only thing he has to run on in 2020

With it crumbling away, he's feeling increasing unleashed and disoriented

>> No.17969278

>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
new thread
>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
new thread
>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
>>17969263
new thread

>> No.17969285

It was a two pump chump after all. Better luck next time bullfags.

>> No.17969286

>>17969008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17969294

>>17969251
Thats cool af i wish i was american

>> No.17969297
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17969297

Its quadruple witching hour daze

>> No.17969302

>>17968838
Reminder that this is due to mass immigration and women entering the workforce

>> No.17969309

>>17969183
I recommend watching the energy sector. Some real solid cheapies.
>>17969260

>> No.17969310
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17969310

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17969312
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17969312

>witching pump already shitting itself
Sorry mumus, this is bear country now.

>> No.17969341
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17969341

>>17968582
wtf it's pumping

>> No.17969347

>>17969302
MORE WOMEN
MORE IMMIGRANTS
MORE CHEAP STOCK FOR THE BEAR GOD

>> No.17969361

new
>>17969343
new
>>17969343
migrate
>>17969343

>> No.17969364

>>17969341
Short sellers are really predictable.

>> No.17969374

>>17969251
>>17969133
Thanks fellas. I guess I just like stocks a lot. I chose this. It didn’t have to be this way.

>> No.17969388

>>17968732
the joke there is the square root of 1 is 1, so 1 minus 1 is zero and zero times anything is zero

>> No.17969555

>>17968964
Volatility was bound to die down eventually and we have still so much to bleed.

>> No.17969611
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17969611

DUMP EET

>> No.17969619

>>17968591
holy shit that image name im fucking loling right now

>> No.17969645
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17969645

>>17968614
>kill a virus

>> No.17969787
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17969787

>>17968708
beautiful hair bobro

>> No.17969941
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17969941

>>17969133
yup, the value of my 5.45 Russian ammo has more than doubled in a month, and my 7.62x39 AK is now worth 1.5x what I paid for it 2 years ago. Ammo has either crabbed or gone up since the 1990's.

>> No.17970241

>>17969065
Kek why does it seem you did this game

https://thefed.app/

it definitely feel like some of the twitter messages in the game.