/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17961960]

Buildings edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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[Anonymous No.17961968]

O
I
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[Anonymous No.17961995]

>>17961968
Is still going to fall more

[Anonymous No.17962001]

[Anonymous No.17962011]

Tax day is now July 15. Has this ever happened before?

[Anonymous No.17962024]

>>17961960
Daily reminder that nothing has been artificially pumped into the market so far yet. Now is the time to buy.

[Anonymous No.17962029]

>>17962011
>Has this ever happened before?
in july 15

[Anonymous No.17962030]

Trump pump or dump today? whats he gonna say at his press conference?

[Anonymous No.17962032]

>>17961960

Chances SPY drops below 235? I got puts expiring today lol

[Anonymous No.17962036]

>>17962011
July 15? yes, every year

[Anonymous No.17962038]

Never under 20k again.
Seeth incels

[Anonymous No.17962042]

[Anonymous No.17962043]

The retarded ETF options I bought didn't even fuck me as hard as Kroger is fucking me right now
I bought it for 3 FUCKING DOLLARS A CONTRACT

[Anonymous No.17962047]

OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.17962050]

Reminder: This is just a panic, the real crash hasn't even started. DOW below 10K, S&P below 1K EOY.

[Anonymous No.17962051]

>>17961968
It was a dead cat, its already crashing.
Saudis will just keep on selling for $8

[Anonymous No.17962059]

>>17962029
>>17962036
Get a real job you retarded burger flippers. Tax day is April 15....July 15 is a huge exception...

[Anonymous No.17962062]

Where my silverbros at?

[Anonymous No.17962071]

>>17962036
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17962073]

Remember that you’re taking stock advice from unemployed felons when you listen to tripfags.

[Anonymous No.17962074]

>>17962059
I'm not American.

[Anonymous No.17962075]

monthly dividends are the best play for crab markets if you arent day trading/options

[Anonymous No.17962076]

>>17962050
>Reminder: apocacrips incoming
Yeah yeah

[Anonymous No.17962083]

SHORT SQUEEZE OF YOUR LIFETIME INC
BUY
BUY
BUY

[Anonymous No.17962085]

Guys

[Anonymous No.17962087]

>>17962050
It's not a crash! The market just has a little coof! That's all, just a coof! The coof of 2020, it's nothing!

[Anonymous No.17962088]

>>17962030
Trump crab

[Anonymous No.17962093]

[Anonymous No.17962094]

>>17961960

> God bless the twin towers.

[Anonymous No.17962098]

[Anonymous No.17962101]

CRAB GANG

[Anonymous No.17962103]

>>17962071
hope you're joking b8ing fag

[Anonymous No.17962104]

>>17962032
You're about to get your ass squeezed into a soda can

[Anonymous No.17962106]

>>17962051
Are the Saudis and Russians conspiring to wreck the american economy?

[Anonymous No.17962108]

>>17962085
Mix og delusional long term buyers and redpilled short term buyers.

[Anonymous No.17962111]

So it's gonna be a crab day?

[Anonymous No.17962120]

>>17962101
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee claaaaaaaaaaw

[Anonymous No.17962123]

>>17962111
I cannot wait until Monday.

[Anonymous No.17962124]

>quad witchening

TVIX double, oil in trouble
Jobs burn, crab pot bubbles

[Anonymous No.17962126]

IM SO DONE WITH THIS CLOWN MARKET
DONE!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17962127]

>>17962094
I miss them.

[Anonymous No.17962133]

What is this pattern called

[Anonymous No.17962139]

>Activate CRAB protocol

[Anonymous No.17962140]

Crab = short vix, short gamma

SVXY moon

[Anonymous No.17962145]

I have multiple sources from both military and people working in FEMA that they plan on putting the entire country on lockdown tonight after the stock market closes

Load up on puts and SQQQ calls for Monday, it's going to be a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.17962146]

>>17962101
YEE-CLAW!

[Anonymous No.17962150]

>>17962047
Seems a little vague as to whether he's talking about tax refund money or Trumpbux.

[Anonymous No.17962152]

>>17962133
>trump's v-shaped bull trap

[Anonymous No.17962157]

Given that so much of the economy is now essentially shut down, I'm a touch surprised the loss streak hasn't continued into today

[Anonymous No.17962162]

>>17962145
priced in

[Anonymous No.17962163]

Oil is going to moon so fucking hard when this price war shit is over.

[Anonymous No.17962170]

>>17962157
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp

[Anonymous No.17962173]

>>17962133
La petit bulette

[Anonymous No.17962175]

>>17962162
crabbed in

[Anonymous No.17962177]

>>17962133
The Andes Mountains a.k.a motivated boomer.

[Anonymous No.17962178]

>>17962157
Quad witching. Next week will be bloody

[Anonymous No.17962181]

what is he thinking

[Anonymous No.17962182]

Anyone else remember all the XIV and SVXY traders getting absolutely BTFO in a single day after their years of "it's free money bro" posts. They had their own subreddit lmao.

That was the biggest stock happening I'd witnessed before this stuff

[Anonymous No.17962185]

>>17962133
The upwards crab

[Anonymous No.17962186]

How the fuck is united airlines up right now?

[Anonymous No.17962188]

>>17962145
>my dad works for nintendo

[Anonymous No.17962193]

How the fuck do I make money in a crab market?

[Anonymous No.17962196]

>>17962163
>war shit is over

Its only just begun, anon

[Anonymous No.17962197]

>>17962157
Because there aren't any direct indicators about how much damage has actually happened yet. Wait until early April when earnings, GDP, and employment figures get published.

[Anonymous No.17962199]

>>17962157
Central banks all over the world have been BRRRRRing to prop things up. Things will fall next week.

[Anonymous No.17962204]

>>17962157
Look at last week. Now add in quad witching. Fridays are disconnected from normal reality.

[Anonymous No.17962208]

>>17962073
>Knocked over a convenience store
Wow, I thought it was going to something mild like selling weed

[Anonymous No.17962211]

>>17962186
>How the fuck is united airlines up right now?

[Anonymous No.17962212]

>>17962047
That's just because they moved the file date to July. They don't want to have to wait to get shit sent out. Also they want you to get your money and spend it. I still took cash out of the bank though.

[Anonymous No.17962213]

>>17962193
buy when it snibs and sell when it snabs

[Anonymous No.17962230]

>>17962193
Uh... Dividends?

[Anonymous No.17962232]

>>17962211
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.17962239]

>>17962208
It was probably getting busted for diddling kids or something

[Anonymous No.17962240]

>futures up before market open
>futures crash back down after market open

like fucking clockwork.

[Anonymous No.17962256]

>>17962240
KEK

[Anonymous No.17962263]

will Uber keep going up?

[Anonymous No.17962264]

the time for the crab is now

[Anonymous No.17962266]

What options should I buy for the weekend

[Anonymous No.17962267]

>>17962163
This isn't a war that is going to end. The US would have to give a ridiculously huge concession to Russia to stop this, because the goal now is to kill the Petro dollar system of dominance. Russia has insulated itself against sanctions, so no amount of pressure can force them back.

[Anonymous No.17962272]

[Anonymous No.17962273]

>>17961960
fuck me I sold 700 spce at 10.50 yesterday, I guess the crash really is over if money is going towards pure speculation now

[Anonymous No.17962280]

My puts are getting hammered.
Hell that's my own fault for falling for a hot hands fallacy of sorts. But whatever. Only 60 down.

[Anonymous No.17962283]

WE'RE BACK BULLBROS

BEARS BTFO'D

40K DOW EOY

[Anonymous No.17962285]

>bobo he cry
>mumu he cry
>crab he skitter along flat golden beach
>crabfren he comfy
In crabland you must yeild to crabwill.

[Anonymous No.17962294]

Boomers keep buying stinks because they missed out in 2008 and they think every day that we’ve hit the bottom
They’re bulls on a genetic level and they can’t imagine a time of scarcity or hardship
Let’s slaughter them Monday bobos

[Anonymous No.17962297]

>>17962208
He LARPed about his holdings, you dont think he's LARPing about this too?

[Anonymous No.17962302]

>>17962182
Lmao what a read holy shit that was an apocalyptic fall

[Anonymous No.17962307]

>>17961960
Europoor cryptoscrub here, what brokers do you recommend if I want to invest in us stocks?

[Anonymous No.17962312]

>national lockdown
priced in
>exponential growth of infections
priced in
>$0.99 gasoline
priced in
>mass unemployment
priced in
>quad witching
priced in
>short squeeze
priced in

[Anonymous No.17962315]

Newbie here. Did I do ok today?

[Anonymous No.17962317]

>>17962294

[Anonymous No.17962322]

>watching the markets pump on false expectations of this all being over soon

News programming really does control the markets

[Anonymous No.17962323]

>be United States of America
>China's economy is growing at remarkable pace, will overtake the US soon
>must find a way to destabilize China before they become too powerful
>launch trade war, fails miserably. China GDP still grows 6%
>fund Hong Kong protests for months, try to provoke Tiananmen 2.0 to justify global sanctions against China
>CCP doesn't take the bait
>dumb HKers set old people on fire, movement loses international support
>fuck, have no choice
>unleash bio weapon in Wuhan during the 2019 Military World Games
>virus is incredibly infectious, 2 week incubation period, asymptomatic spread, basically impossible to contain
>takes weeks to kill, will silently infect tens of thousands in Wuhan before CNY where everyone will travel to every corner of China
>China will fail to contain virus, economy will collapse, international community will shun China and will impose decades of economic sanctions
>virus will burn through elderly population in US, solving the funding problems with social security and medicaid saving US government trillions
>USA remains world power for next century
>BUT
>China somehow discovers the virus in 1 chang in a city of 11 million, far earlier than expected, sequences genome 5 days later
>China immediately realizes virus is an engineered bio weapon, shuts down whole country instantly
>facial recognition AI-enabled temperature-sensing CCTV cameras track down every infected individual in the country
>every single person with the virus located and quarantined, spread stopped instantly
>USA CDC completely fucks up the tests because it's a bio weapon unlike anything seen before
>USA now can't let all the old people die after China heroically saves their population
>no choice but to shut everything down, causing economic Armageddon
>China now virus-free while USA thrown into economic turmoil
>USA completely BTFO

[Anonymous No.17962325]

>>17962182
Explain how svxy isn't free money right now

[Anonymous No.17962326]

why is boeing still so low? Worth picking up?

[Anonymous No.17962327]

Will he say it again today?

[Anonymous No.17962328]

Fuck I'm so happy this crash is over.
Hurt so bad watching my value diminish every day.
Literally almost sold earlier this week.
Thanks to everyone who told me not to

[Anonymous No.17962334]

>>17962312
>growth balance for the trimester
unpriced

[Anonymous No.17962336]

>>17962322
how can we use this to make a profit for ourselves?

[Anonymous No.17962337]

>>17962322
It's a form of hypnotism

[Anonymous No.17962339]

>>17962302

No joke, that was considered a free money fund. There was a whole cult surrounding it, "it can never fail!!" Some guy in Florida made $1m sitting at home and just trading it for 4 years.

All gone in one day. All of it. Lmfao

[Anonymous No.17962345]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[Anonymous No.17962346]

>>17962312
>priced in
I'm getting tired of this shit. Get snibbed anon.

[Anonymous No.17962350]

>>17962051
based
>>17962106
fuck texas

[Anonymous No.17962360]

>tfw you missed the bottom
I'm just gonna ride my puts to zero and then kill myself

[Anonymous No.17962362]

>>17962345
Well now it's an outsider deal now that you've noticed that. Good going fuck head.

[Anonymous No.17962368]

Red Monday?

[Anonymous No.17962375]

>>17962345
>Vegas run by literal mafia dons
>wtf how is there shenanigans in the market

[Anonymous No.17962376]

>>17962345
they must be opening back up, nothing else would explain this rationally

[Anonymous No.17962380]

>>17962312
>reinfection
not priced in

[Anonymous No.17962385]

what puts should i buy? trusty ol' spy?

[Anonymous No.17962393]

>>17962368
I’m betting on it>>17962376
It’s boomers

[Anonymous No.17962396]

>crab market

b o r i n g

[Anonymous No.17962405]

>>17962345
Nevada Gov. asked for a bailout for his hospitality industry.

[Anonymous No.17962411]

>>17962376

How about being ungodly oversold with a big short squeeze. Shit happens with low volume

[Anonymous No.17962418]

how about we short virgin galactics?

[Anonymous No.17962422]

>>17962405
trump said NO to bailouts if they did share buybacks though?

[Anonymous No.17962426]

>>17962322
I blame boomers.

[Anonymous No.17962435]

Finally, all the ADHD zoomers that want instant 50% daily returns on their RH accounts will be going back to their video games.

[Anonymous No.17962436]

fags finna bouta get snibbed on

[Anonymous No.17962437]

>>17962368
>Red Monday?
priced in

[Anonymous No.17962441]

HOLY FUCK BOEING STOP FALLING GOD DAMNITA!

[Anonymous No.17962442]

>>17962368
It's all green from here retard. Trump saved this country stop betting against him

[Anonymous No.17962447]

How's everyone holding up so far with the pandemic?

>used to get groceries on the weekends, now going on fridays as soon as the store opens
>less people there this week, but still a relatively long line. now just to the back of the store instead of to the back of the store and around the back wall
>rationing, but still able to get all of my shit
>wearing latex gloves and scared as fuck when any retard walks too close

mostly just don't want to catch it and give it to my parents, killing them. religiously don't touch my face until i get home and wash hands and face with lots of soap and hot water, then change clothes completely. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17962453]

>>17962422
allegedly they scrapped their buyback plan
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/03/16/coronavirus-costs-mgm-resorts-its-125-billion-stoc.aspx

[Anonymous No.17962460]

>>17962396
its only a crab market because of quad witching. Monday will not be boring when we hit all 3 circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.17962467]

>>17962441
>unironically buying boeing right now

they're probably going to end up being nationalized, anon. they're a shit business but also too important to our infrastructure to let fail.

[Anonymous No.17962469]

>>17962435
even better, they're getting blown up right now with expiring puts at a loss

[Anonymous No.17962470]

snib

[Anonymous No.17962475]

MY PUTS EXPIRE TODAY WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17962484]

any good grocery store stocks to buy right now? shouldn't they be doing well?

[Anonymous No.17962485]

>>17962467
>America, nationalizing anything.

They will get bailed out way before that ever happens.

[Anonymous No.17962486]

>>17962475
Q U A D C I T Y

[Anonymous No.17962487]

>>17962323
when the schizoposters start making sense, were all fucked

[Anonymous No.17962489]

>>17962460
what about virgin galactic? 30% up currently

[Anonymous No.17962490]

>>17962272
Hnggg, muh dick.

[Anonymous No.17962492]

lol nobody's stupid enough to hold puts till they expire, right? They're smart enough to at least sell them for something a week ago and move on to greener pastures?

[Anonymous No.17962498]

>>17961960
>Could have bought OKE at 12 bucks, but thought it would go lower.
>It has now shot back up to 25 bucks a piece
What the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.17962499]

>>17962484
Aldi's just put out urgent help wanted ads all over the nation....that seems like a good sign to me.

[Anonymous No.17962500]

>>17962475
take whatever scraps you can. check if theres a buyer and just sell.

[Anonymous No.17962504]

So I’ve gotten some nice tips here already, so I’ll ask a slightly different question this time. I’ve been looking into the market for inflation hedges. So far it looks like TIPS and livestock etfs could be a good bet. I was wondering if there are other things as well. Maybe gold? Although it seems a bit oldschool to me. Some other precious metals?

[Anonymous No.17962506]

>>17962485
Tell that to Fannie and Freddie

[Anonymous No.17962509]

>>17962484
It's too early, when they literally run out of food there will be riots and they'll get hammered in the stock market. I would buy puts if I had any money left to buy puts with.

[Anonymous No.17962517]

>>17962475
Retard noob lol

[Anonymous No.17962520]

>>17962460
quad witching doesnt automatically mean stocks pump tho?

[Anonymous No.17962530]

Am I the only one sensing change in the air?

I'm not saying that we are at bottom, but I think we're close to the bottom being found. Yes, we're not through this yet, but today is the first day that I've sensed in the public the feeling that we are going to get through this.

[Anonymous No.17962536]

>>17962504
Historically, stocks have competed with inflation, as long as their valuations are reasonable, because those valuations are based on real assets

[Anonymous No.17962541]

>>17962509
that's not going to happen. if the grocery stores unironically run out of food we're all dead and your put money wouldn't matter anyways. you'll be the richest man starving, congrats.

bobos have the literal worst FA i swear to God.

[Anonymous No.17962542]

CAM ON YEH BULLS
BUY SUM FACKING STOCKS

Hey threads are nice now that the stocks stopped being stupid for a pair of days

[Anonymous No.17962543]

>>17962345
>not a single booking in the next foreseeable future
>pumping 40 percent

Yup, this is just short term speculation which is smart because its going to tank because there is no way they can keep businesses afloat WITH NO REVENUE FOR MONTHS.

[Anonymous No.17962547]

I bought some UVXY today. Days up like this a valuable entry points, because this market seems like it has a little ways to fall still.

[Anonymous No.17962548]

>>17962272
>wedding ring
>being a slut

sure is a keeper that one

[Anonymous No.17962551]

>>17962506
>Trump

>Nationalization

Think about what you are saying.

[Anonymous No.17962553]

Floridafag here, just got told we're going to be on lockdown for 3 to 4 weeks very soon.

[Anonymous No.17962555]

>>17962530
we're about halfway there.

[Anonymous No.17962559]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17962561]

>>17962504

Other precious metals are industrial metals. In an inflationary environment they'll pump with gold, but they aren't monetary metals like what gold is.

Silver got SMASHED in the last few weeks and it happened because of the expected industrial demand shitting the bed.

[Anonymous No.17962564]

>>17961960
Out of day trades for the week. (Made 20% on them lmaooooo)

What do?

[Anonymous No.17962569]

>>17962093
Lol i like it anon

[Anonymous No.17962571]

>>17962530
>feeling

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.17962574]

>>17962559
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.17962577]

LESS THAN ONE HOUR FOR THE PRICE PUMP OF THE CENTURY

[Anonymous No.17962588]

>>17962204
>quad witching
What's that

[Anonymous No.17962591]

>>17962577
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.17962593]

>>17962530
Yeah it'll only get worse, infections,layoffs and lockdowns just started in the US and a cure months away. I'm expecting 20% drop at least in the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.17962598]

>>17962577
you mean the price CRAB?

[Anonymous No.17962599]

>>17962520
Why does everyone act like it does though anon? I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.17962601]

Is this going to be another "TO THE MOON" Friday followed by a "TO THE ABYSS WITH YOU" Monday?

[Anonymous No.17962602]

>>17962530
Its not over till every region atleast once had italien like circumstances

[Anonymous No.17962605]

>>17962530
California shut down, NYC still has yet to do so, the rest of the country are still only having low levels of infections and numbers are still growing exponentially.

Unemployment numbers that reflect all the hunkering down companies have been doing still haven't even come out.

Its no where near done.

[Anonymous No.17962607]

>>17962588
leg day

[Anonymous No.17962614]

I want SQQQ to go sub 22 so bad but I'll settle for 24. These bulls need to embrace this little trap and set me up for blood next week.

[Anonymous No.17962618]

>>17962591
White house press conference

[Anonymous No.17962620]

heres some loss for you faggots
I bought in too low and with too high IV, learned my lesson

dubs decides what I buy with $682

[Anonymous No.17962621]

>>17962601
the pallbearers are lifting us up now to drop us into our graves

[Anonymous No.17962622]

>>17962283
There's not enough of us yet and way too many bears, there's gonna be a lot of upset bobos here very soon.We crashed into the bedrock and can't go any lower. That means we go up or consolidate here before the move up comes.

[Anonymous No.17962626]

>>17962588
every 4 hundred years witches around the world meet and pump the stonk market

[Anonymous No.17962628]

>>17962614
I have my limit set for 22.7 lul

[Anonymous No.17962629]

>>17962475
What time today do the puts expire?

[Anonymous No.17962632]

>>17962422
>trump said
Like that matters lol

[Anonymous No.17962635]

>>17962334
Now I wanna go play rollercoaster tycoon

[Anonymous No.17962639]

>>17962551
>coronavirus
>literal entire global economy shutdown except necessities
>literally as few people as possible flying, or leaving the house at all for that matter

think about what YOU'RE saying.

[Anonymous No.17962641]

What else should I buy, guys?

[Anonymous No.17962642]

>>17962618
Usually so dragged out that a dump ensues though, kek'd

[Anonymous No.17962643]

>>17962622
We absolutely can go lower.

[Anonymous No.17962645]

>>17962620
>$37 put

[Anonymous No.17962648]

>>17962643
*will

[Anonymous No.17962651]

>>17962599
To add to this, my parents are now jobless since New York state issued an order for all cosmetology licensed businesses effective tomorrow at 8pm. Hope this info helps anon.

[Anonymous No.17962652]

How the FUCK are cars going up, no one is buy any right now for weeks/months and their factories are shut down. Is it legit?

[Anonymous No.17962654]

>>17962530
The initial panic is subsiding. Secondary panic will commence when hundreds start dying every day. Once the virus begins to fade out, the real depression begins as hopium about pent up demand is replaced with the reality of businesses folding, mass unemployment, a default crisis and the ongoing decimation of oil.

[Anonymous No.17962667]

FUCK holding overnight im going to be a daytrade chad from now on bros

[Anonymous No.17962668]

>>17962652

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17962669]

Australia, China, and SK all ended green today, but none of them had quad witching, right? What gives?

[Anonymous No.17962670]

>>17962599
There's a theory that because market makers have been gamma hedging (long VIX) exacerbating these wild swings. The idea is that once these contracts expire, VIX will calm down next week. It has nothing to do directly with the price of the stock market, but rather volatility.

[Anonymous No.17962672]

>>17962323
Not bad, but check these moves:

>Saudi and USA want to crush Russia and Iran to maintain global supremacy
>OPEC falls apart over oil pricing
>Saudi decides to flood market with cheap oil
>This hurts USA, but far less than Russia and Iran, Venezuela, whose economies are completely dependent upon energy exports.
>US can print money to support economy, everyone else gets weaker.
>Virus comes out, forces people to stay inside, screeches economy to a halt.
>Virus is real, but intentionally overblown to scare as many people as possible from going out and buying too much stuff.
>China gets fucked because it's exports ground to a halt
>But China also benefits because Russia is getting cucked.
>Maybe the US, Saudi and China are all in this to cuck Russia. China gets more regional clout, but USA can now justify a shift to domestic production which was politically impossible before virus.
>Saudi gets to starve out its arch-rival Iran by flooding the market with cheap oil

tl;dr virus is real but intentionally overblown to create hysteria to slow down the global economy so US, Saudi and China can reach certain geo-strategic goals.

[Anonymous No.17962673]

>>17962626
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.17962674]

>>17962520
>>17962599
just means that today is largely divorced from real world conditions so dont try and identify a trend from it

[Anonymous No.17962679]

Bobos?

Priced in.

[Anonymous No.17962686]

>>17962601
Well the difference is, last time they held it like 30 minutes before close like a bunch of fucking idiots. Even the CEOs trump was touting around deserve scorn for being so mind mindbogglingly stupid. If they do today, right now, what they did the other friday I think we will see a massive restoration of faith in the market.

[Anonymous No.17962688]

>>17962667

makes more sense in the current market to trade on the day. as soon as this turns around tho, you can limit a lot of risk by just going long and make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.17962689]

>>17962564
nice gainz. what were your positions?

[Anonymous No.17962691]

Why is this aloud?
When is the circuit breaker going to trip?

[Anonymous No.17962693]

>>17962642
Yeah, but there's a good chance they talk about the stimulus checks and industry bailouts so could pump quite a bit. If not it'll be another sideways day.

[Anonymous No.17962692]

>>17962672
interesting

[Anonymous No.17962695]

>>17962186
My thoughts exactly

[Anonymous No.17962698]

>>17962672
as long as we can get back to normal in a reasonable amount of time, i really don't care about games played by the elites. im just trying to survive this in all seriousness.

[Anonymous No.17962700]

I'm all-in on SPY puts and VTIX, am I going to make it

[Anonymous No.17962706]

>>17962672
>China
>US
>their strategic goals

Take your meds

[Anonymous No.17962709]

>>17962674
Explain this then >>17962669

[Anonymous No.17962713]

>>17962691
>aloud

[Anonymous No.17962717]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy6N9yNH0UY

CNBC is going full doomer lmao

IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17962718]

>>17962691
>tfw I wanted to put a MGM 13 Call
>Schwab still hasn't called to enable options
REEEEE

[Anonymous No.17962721]

>>17962670
>It has nothing to do directly with the price of the stock market, but rather volatility.
I understand now. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.17962725]

My first investment ever was just a few days ago I bout 2 shares of Nike for $66 it’s now up to $72 :3

I am built for this shit

[Anonymous No.17962726]

>>17962706
>what is geopolitical balance

go to bed, kid

[Anonymous No.17962727]

>>17962536
That’s probably true stocks still seem kind of overvalued right now, but maybe the trump bailouts will pump them.

>>17962561
Poor silver chads

[Anonymous No.17962728]

>>17962639
>Still thinking the goverment would institue communism

Absolutely retarded take. All trump needs to do is bring out hose CEOs again and faith will be restored in the market. Yes the pandemic is shutting shit down, but, the market doesn't necessarily react to that.

Read Milton Freedmon.

[Anonymous No.17962729]

>>17962447
where does taking your meds factor into your daily routine?

[Anonymous No.17962733]

>McDonalds CEO is a Pollack
DUMP

[Anonymous No.17962732]

>>17962709
It's pretty simple. There are no more sellers. Just like market tops happen when nobody is left to buy.

[Anonymous No.17962734]

I really hope it plummets again I want more cheapies ; _ ;

[Anonymous No.17962739]

Good buy for TVIX today?

[Anonymous No.17962747]

MY SPY PUTS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17962748]

>>17962700
Hope your puts don't expire today lol

[Anonymous No.17962751]

>>17962739
wtf?

[Anonymous No.17962753]

>>17962670
When next week? Will TVIX go up at all Monday?

[Anonymous No.17962754]

>>17962728
The market will react to the unemployment numbers

[Anonymous No.17962762]

>>17962530
Market sentiment and reality don't always align.
I noticed a change in feel as well. But numbers and truth outweigh feelings in terms of substance.

[Anonymous No.17962764]

And just like that DAX will never be under 9000 again

[Anonymous No.17962766]

Hm, should I sell my WEN shares by EOD in anticipation it'll go red Monday?

[Anonymous No.17962768]

>>17962739
Yes buy eod

[Anonymous No.17962771]

aaaaaand wallah!

[Anonymous No.17962772]

Those SPY puts lookin real fuckin tasty right about now

[Anonymous No.17962773]

>session highs
OH NO NO NO CRAB BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17962776]

>>17962588
Quad Witching is the hour between midnight and 1 am where the big 4 roam the night and eat up all of the stock index futures, stock index options, stock options, and single stock futures simultaneously. this can result in increased volumes of market behavior

happens 4 times a year based on the lunar calendar

[Anonymous No.17962777]

>>17962323
I want it to be a bioweapon but we aren't capable of making anything like this. It's too good.

[Anonymous No.17962779]

>>17962751
What?

[Anonymous No.17962781]

Some of my stocks are in the green 10 to 20% should i sell now or hold. Still expecting stocks to crash within the next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.17962782]

>Canada aka America Left doesn't even have UBI
>Even that populist loser Bernie didn't use it for his primary platform because it's a pipe dream

but sure commiebros

[Anonymous No.17962788]

>>17962728
Didn't all the richfags escape to their bunker in New Zealand? Good luck plucking them out until it's over.

[Anonymous No.17962790]

>>17962530
I think it's the lack of unexpected bad news that's been reassuring buyers and holders. Let's see how the weekend holds up.

[Anonymous No.17962792]

>>17962771
the moon is imminent

[Anonymous No.17962799]

how do yall predict the movement of the VIX? .

[Anonymous No.17962802]

Today is the day my short will finally realize the returns that the devil has promised me.
Trump will tell the world the virus has mutated badly and he is gonna step down and sit this one out in his private bunker!

[Anonymous No.17962806]

today's short squeeze will be insane.

double breakers monday folks.

[Anonymous No.17962810]

>>17962753
Currently I'm long on SVXY. This week we saw a VIX of fucking 85. That's insane. My SVXY position is also hedging my options positions for the inevitable IV crush. Volatility can go away while still maintaining a downward bearish trend. A lot of people here don't seem to understand that.

[Anonymous No.17962811]

>>17962779
no

[Anonymous No.17962812]

>>17962781
Sell you idiot. 20% gain on stocks going up in an environment of fear is good. We aren't on the bottom

[Anonymous No.17962813]

>>17962492
It's their first tiiiiime

Let them fail

It takes years to be able to call good options that won't expire worthless

[Anonymous No.17962818]

>>17962728
PR circlejerk will stop having any effect once people see more body bags than CEOs on the TV and then look down to see the termination of employment letter in their hands. Hope and prayers are useless when millions die and unemployment hits 20%.

[Anonymous No.17962823]

you did buy the dip anon... didnt you?

[Anonymous No.17962824]

>>17962764

NEIN NEIN NEIN

WIR WERDEN DIE NUMMER EINER MACHT IN EUROPA SEIN

[Anonymous No.17962825]

>>17962781
Wait for Trump to come offer some empty promises at that conference, admire the pump, then sell.

[Anonymous No.17962830]

>>17962717
>unironically watching the MSM

having people like bill ackman worries me, it's like they WANT a panic so badly so they get more views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

[Anonymous No.17962834]

Thinking about buying SHE today, it seems to have good technicals.
What should be my buy price

[Anonymous No.17962838]

Reminder its tripling witching and option writers have to hedge there options, that's were the pump is coming from. Sell now or start shorting else you'll turn pink

[Anonymous No.17962839]

>>17962781
SELL SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.17962841]

>california shuts down
>market goes up

Just nuke cali ffs and fix the market for good

[Anonymous No.17962846]

BASED BOOMER JEROME

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17962850]

>>17962689
Bought a GE call immediately after they announced they were gonna turn on shut down lines to make ventilators

And then I bought a Ford call after they said they're considering manufacturing ventilators and then sold and then a put when they cut their dividend

[Anonymous No.17962849]

>>17962729

?

[Anonymous No.17962853]

imagine all the boomers in the hospital who are too sick to contact their brokers and close their 330 SPY puts

[Anonymous No.17962860]

>S&P up 1.5%
>My 4/3 250 calls are DOWN 10%

REEEEEEE FUCKING IV

[Anonymous No.17962862]

>>17962830

I'm convinced some of these fags have no idea what they're doing at all and were simply handed large sums of money to work with.

[Anonymous No.17962863]

>>17962846
how long till they ran out of ink?

[Anonymous No.17962867]

>>17962838
short what exactly
I have no idea at this point

[Anonymous No.17962869]

>>17962841
cali didnt shut down. gavins announcement was effectively a suggestion

[Anonymous No.17962879]

>>17962799
moving averages and the chaikinosc with a moving average on it.

[Anonymous No.17962880]

>>17962850
Now is one of the first good times to invest based on news cuz media outlets are frothing at the mouth for updates since their audience has increased

[Anonymous No.17962883]

>>17962853
Imagine 1/3rd of boomers dying in the next two months

[Anonymous No.17962884]

>>17962564
20% of what, 100 dollars? lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.17962887]

>>17962863

Never. The USD is still the safe haven.

BOW BEFORE YOUR BOOMER OVERLORD

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17962895]

>>17962075
what's a rough estimate of how much you earn through dividends a month? really tired of all this volatility...

[Anonymous No.17962899]

oh shit goys one of the things on the table for our TrumpBux stimulus bill is withdrawing 10% of 401k without tax penalty. i would so do that right now

[Anonymous No.17962903]

>>17962880
The media have no interest in creating the perception of an economic depression on the horizon because its networks of owners are so deeply invested in the entire scheme

[Anonymous No.17962907]

>>17962645
ima greedy kike

[Anonymous No.17962910]

>>17962838
ideally, if you're sitting on some cash. wait until the actual witching hour where we will see SPY hit $250 or more.

[Anonymous No.17962911]

>>17962853
>boomers
>puts

[Anonymous No.17962916]

>>17962887
get some USO for us dollar investment. we are going to get all the shit currencies from europoors and other shitholes flooding to convert to USD

[Anonymous No.17962918]

The cruelest thing about all of this is that the meme was that tech is way over bloated for the past 5 years and all the "safe investing" boomers flooded into low P/E stock like consumer staples, airlines, etc. And these are getting absolutely TOASTED compared to tech stock right now. They got less gains the past decade and a bigger cunt punch.

[Anonymous No.17962920]

>>17962887
lol no this week green days have been pathetic yesterday couldnt even get 1 percent

[Anonymous No.17962925]

>>17962672
>virus is real but intentionally overblown

4% mortality rate btw, 1 million california deaths to come

[Anonymous No.17962927]

>>17962863
Never. The value of it, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.17962928]

>>17962564
yeah true lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.17962929]

dubs decides what I buy with $682 bucks

>inb4 guns ammo food water
already have plenty of all
a hooker wouldn't be bad though

[Anonymous No.17962930]

>>17962884
$500

I'm trying to keep 20-40% in cash to mitigate risk right meow

Also, ROI is all that matters when investing

[Anonymous No.17962946]

>>17962929
cheapie spy put for monday

[Anonymous No.17962949]

Ummmm. Things are flying. Really really high. wtf is going on. I mean, I went into today with just shorts and SQQQ so I am happy I am breaking even by some miracle selling early, but wtf is this bullshit? I bought back into SQQQ at 24.8 so now suffering loses and in general stuff keeps flying up. What is going on and what do I do in this clown market, I whined here at there can't be 2 green days in a row but I was wrong. Thank god I broke even. Is the quad witching this big of a deal?

[Anonymous No.17962950]

>>17962652
People think it's priced in.

[Anonymous No.17962951]

>>17962929
Pressure cooker
Nails
Fleshlight

[Anonymous No.17962953]

>>17962879
moving averages of what?

[Anonymous No.17962954]

>>17962884
>>17962930
This was all over the course of one hour also

Ill never bawk at $100/hour

[Anonymous No.17962956]

With contract related buy pressure and possible stimulus announcement, the afternoon could moon.
Threw 5K at the stuff mostly likely to bull on a stimulus announcement, worst case scenario it goes flat and I take a $500 loss at these prices. But the upside knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.17962957]

>>17962920

That's because everyone was withdrawing their investments into USD.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17962964]

>>17962929
$8 jan 2012 USO calls

[Anonymous No.17962968]

>>17962925
>1 million california deaths to come
Too based for this shitty reality sadly

[Anonymous No.17962970]

>>17962930
>right meow

[Anonymous No.17962976]

>>17962929
>$682
>a hooker
they really cost that much?

[Anonymous No.17962979]

>>17962929
buy my bags

[Anonymous No.17962980]

>>17962957
you are gone lose your job unlees you unleash the forbidden techcnique

[Anonymous No.17962983]

>>17962949
>didn't see the hundreds of posts yesterday talking about green Friday then red Monday

[Anonymous No.17962984]

Market climbing ever upward. Dump your shit before he talks, its gonna crash hard. Screencap this. No digits confirms.

[Anonymous No.17962988]

>>17962970
>Straw Manning someone who's doubled their money in the last month

[Anonymous No.17962993]

>>17962929
silver

[Anonymous No.17963002]

>>17962949
Yes it is a big deal, you've got a shit ton of people on one side of option trades getting their asses squeezed and take a guess who is all on that one side? It isnt calls...

[Anonymous No.17963007]

DA FED IS BUYING COP BONDS THIS IS IT GENTLEMAN THIS IS THE BOTTOM. UNLIMITED MONEY FOR BIG CORPORATIONS

[Anonymous No.17963008]

>>17961960
Bought Jnug at 6, gold up, market up, dollar down, Jnug is still red. I am about to lose it.

[Anonymous No.17963010]

>>17962929
BA

[Anonymous No.17963012]

My puts and calls are getting hammered but my intelsat stocks are sitting pretty. I'm not advising people buy them though. But it's a company that I know isn't going anywhere. And if it does, I get valuated onto the buying companies stocks.

[Anonymous No.17963015]

Someone explain straddles/strangles to me. I'm getting 100% cucked even though I have calls

[Anonymous No.17963017]

>>17962976
nah but I could just put the other 482 under my mattress

[Anonymous No.17963018]

>>17962984
does a stimulus announcement usually pump stocks or no impact?

[Anonymous No.17963026]

>>17962929
tesla 100 puts for 04/17

[Anonymous No.17963025]

new

>>17962986
>>17962986
>>17962986

[Anonymous No.17963027]

>>17962949
Just hold the SQQQ. I bought in at $25 even yesterday. I'll sell if we hit $26.3 today, otherwise hold till Monday.

[Anonymous No.17963029]

>>17962929
Doom Eternal.

[Anonymous No.17963033]

>>17963015
Your calls are getting cucked by IV which is a totally different thing

[Anonymous No.17963035]

>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
new thread
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
new thread
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
>>17963021
new thread

[Anonymous No.17963040]

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[Anonymous No.17963042]

>>17962315
Oh no no trader tax bros...

[Anonymous No.17963046]

>>17962988
what? im just poking fun fren

[Anonymous No.17963070]

>>17962929
rope

[Anonymous No.17963083]

>>17962949
bailouts and contracts for the war on chinese virus. governor cuomo is literally telling the world on fox news right now that if you own a company or machiens to make masks gloves gowns they will pay a premium and give you funding for the tooling and hiring of personnel to make it

so gov contracts are going to give nice easy income

[Anonymous No.17963092]

>>17962929
buy rice and beans

[Anonymous No.17963098]

SHOULD I BUY TESLSA SOON, OR NOT

[Anonymous No.17963103]

>>17963046
Okie
I'm just used to having to btfo Weedbrah

[Anonymous No.17963110]

>>17963033
Yeah I know. But i heard strangles or straddles are good for when crab gang enter the building

[Anonymous No.17963137]

Trump speech today?

[Anonymous No.17963152]

>>17962777
>we aren't capable of making anything like this
>we
lol speak for yourself, knuckledragger

[Anonymous No.17963203]

>>17962799
intraday 10x movement of US500 futures
overnight it's impossible

[Anonymous No.17963218]

>>17962910
When is the witching hour? I am looking at jumping into SQQQ but it's trending upwards at this moment

[Anonymous No.17963237]

>>17962887
Trump one day will say that he needs to devalue it to defend export

[Anonymous No.17963255]

>>17962953
price and of the chaikin itself.

[Anonymous No.17963329]

Pray for me boys I'm putting 5k into Boeing

[Anonymous No.17963351]

>>17963218
3PM-4PM