/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17960271]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prev>>17957197

[Anonymous No.17960283]

dump it

[Anonymous No.17960284]

>>17960271
YOU FAGS TOLD ME ITS GOING TO CRASH MORE RRREEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17960292]

NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS WE STILL HAVE UNTESTED SUPPORT AT 14K FUCKKKK U KIKE MARKET 14888X5 COMMENCING

[Anonymous No.17960295]

why Coffee C is up?
were I live, all coffee shops are closed due to corona-chan

[SNSS Anon !z3AXpqLMH2 No.17960296]

ITS OVER

ALL OF MY ASSETS ARE GONE

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.17960300]

Reminder

[Anonymous No.17960301]

There's going to be a big DUMP next week.

Act on this info accordingly.

[Anonymous No.17960303]

Time to get some cheap BA?

[Anonymous No.17960305]

im betting my life savings of $150 today, where do I invest it? Is the market going up , down, sideways, or in my ass?

[Anonymous No.17960309]

>>17960271
When do you think Airline Stocks like Delta, American and Southwest will bottom out, lads? My hands are perspiring and I want to buy but do not want to go the way of pink wojak.

[Anonymous No.17960317]

>>17960295
covfefe

[Anonymous No.17960319]

>>17960305
Short DOW in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.17960318]

>>17960300
>Redditor cross poster steals a /biz/ meme and calls it their own
>We can't use it anymore
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.17960323]

>>17960271
i havent gone to bed yet and now i cant sleep because im afraid of fucking up and missing out on selling at the top

[Anonymous No.17960325]

>>17960296
good, fuck you felon.

[Anonymous No.17960326]

>>17960305

[Anonymous No.17960328]

>>17960305
short at EOD, we'll have a monday as black as the dicks you like to suck

[Anonymous No.17960334]

>>17960309
Don't buy individual airlines, because at least one is going bankrupt. If you really have faith in the airline industry for some reason, invest in JETS.

[Anonymous No.17960349]

>>17960309
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17960350]

>>17960296
Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.17960351]

>>17960305
Just wire it to me and punch yourself in the nuts

[Anonymous No.17960357]

>>17960328
im already in 5 shares of SQQQ, but I bought at 27, should I just hold those? I can't get any more day trades for a few days or else uncle sam will get mad.

[Anonymous No.17960364]

>>17960271
Get ready boys

Major pumps, quadruple witching day, goldman unemployment letter, limit up hit on futures, trump to close market rumors

This isn't the final showdown, but it will be our Stalingrad, not one step back, if the market falls bellow the christamas line its all over

its gunna get crazy out their spartans, stay frosty

[Anonymous No.17960367]

I'm super nervous about hedging for Monday so walk me through it.

Friday afternoon I buy an inverse ETF (can't trade options) and then sell it late Monday? Or hold throughout next Friday?

Assuming we rise on Monday because of good weekend news do I sell the ETF and take the loss?

[Anonymous No.17960368]

>>17960328
Except not

The last few weeks we've only had one bad Monday and that was down less than 5% EOD

[Anonymous No.17960371]

>>17960296
>that 40 year old ROOINER
>doesn't diversify, just gets fucking ROOINED
>AAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FUCKING ROOINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17960373]

>>17960357
hold

[Anonymous No.17960374]

Not at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxG241bExqY

[Anonymous No.17960380]

The upward trend this week has been more of a panic buy in.
People are FOMOing and that's why the trend has been so steep. They think this is the bottom but I honestly don't see how. Our economy is breaking at it's seems right now. If it weren't for government/central banking intervention lots of places and people would be really screwed.

[Anonymous No.17960383]

>>17960328
what about Sunday evening when futures open? too late?

[Anonymous No.17960400]

>>17960364
>goldman unemployment letter
I'm working from home and helped write this. You're welcome /biz/

[Anonymous No.17960407]

Reminder to wagies that you bought this economic collapse upon yourself my buying into this clown market and participating in the slavery of mankind

Real patriots sped up the collapse by taking from the clown market and buying tendies and shitcoins

[Anonymous No.17960409]

>>17960373
Roger Dodger

[Anonymous No.17960416]

>>17960380
the bottom is negative
investors will be begging you to buy their shares for toilet paper and ammo

[Anonymous No.17960422]

>>17960367
Same here, Should I just buy SQQQ right before market close and hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17960424]

>>17960367
Monday will be red just like the 4 before it, no way we dont gap down after quad witching squeeze

[Anonymous No.17960430]

feels bad having bought puts around yesterday's highs only to see today be a rocket. have no buying power right now to get more.

[Anonymous No.17960441]

>>17960271
Are they gonna poomp or doomp?

[Anonymous No.17960442]

>>17960407
>slavery of mankind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

[Anonymous No.17960443]

Short term bottom has been reached. Fed's gonna PUMP to 2700-2800. It's really not that far away.

Remember anons, the US dollar still is seen as a safe haven asset across the world. They can pump out as much shekels as they want to in order to prop up markets. Helicopter money even.

In the short term. Once that link has been broken, all hell will break lose.

We have the potential to see the 2000/2007 nominal highs in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.17960445]

>the nightmare's occuring
Even Cramer is bearish right now

[Anonymous No.17960448]

>Vice President Mike Pence’s office has abruptly canceled my scheduled interview with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Principal Deputy Director, Dr. Anne Schuchat, as the White House looks to control the flow of information about COVID-19.
Is this display of power and authority bullish?

[Anonymous No.17960451]

>>17960400
Did you sneak in any memes

[Anonymous No.17960455]

there will be a 50% market wide retracement recovery going into a 6 month bear market

[Anonymous No.17960459]

>>17960422
it's possible a giant selloff will occur from people not wanting to hold bags over the uncertainty of the weekend at the end of the days. Just be careful, might pay to wait for a big spike in the market before buying?
>.t only been on biz for 2 mo, don't take my advice

[Anonymous No.17960461]

>>17960441
poomp this morning

doomp monday morning

[Anonymous No.17960475]

>>17960400
tell us more about your work based finance weeb

[Anonymous No.17960480]

>>17960445

If that fuckhead is bearish, then you should be getting ready to do the total opposite.

He is a total clown meant to calm or put fear into the masses. How anyone takes him seriously after 2008 baffles me.

[Anonymous No.17960481]

>>17960448
>as the White House looks to control the flow of information about COVID-19.
Isnt this what people are accusing China of doing?

[Anonymous No.17960482]

>>17960459
As if Trump won't have the fed pump end of day again to stop it

[Anonymous No.17960485]

>>17960451
This is important information we need to know.

[Anonymous No.17960491]

wtf california is YUGE

[Anonymous No.17960492]

>>17960441
pump crab friday
dump crab monday
but futures green so maybe crab crab monday

[Anonymous No.17960497]

>>17960480
He was shilling stock hard yesterday
Wonder if he bought puts

[Anonymous No.17960498]

>>17960445
>>17960442
>>17960407

you gommies sound stressed about the revolution being cancelled, how's about a free helicopter ride from my man Ernesto Pinochet?

[Anonymous No.17960502]

>>17960459

Explain last Friday's 10% POOOMPPP then.

It'd be a risky prospect holding over the weekend, if you're bearish or bullish.

[Anonymous No.17960504]

>>17960443
In a way I don't think "burgerbux least awful" is wrong, like what alternative is there?
Swedish krona?

[Anonymous No.17960515]

>>17960491
I mean, there are like 40 million people in that state alone

[Anonymous No.17960527]

>>17960443
How long does the pullback last usually? I think Monday is going to be bloody.

[Anonymous No.17960528]

Yesterday was a bounce, today is gonna be reddish until 3pm with a rally and close 20k, monday 18k

[Anonymous No.17960531]

Go to tradingview.com right now!

[Anonymous No.17960534]

>>17960497

He is always shilling stock, anon, that's his job.

The short term bottom in retrospect will be around the time of the Ackerman interview, IMO. Total capitulation in oil and 18K on the DOW.

SHORT TERM.

[Anonymous No.17960537]

>>17960481
It's okay when trump does it

[Anonymous No.17960542]

Can also poomp today because people are covering shorts?

[Anonymous No.17960543]

>>17960445
The biggest bull signal that can exist!

[Anonymous No.17960549]

>>17960357
Why the fuck did you buy it at that price?

[Anonymous No.17960551]

Why are retards thinking we're gonna dump today?

[Anonymous No.17960558]

>>17960498

[Anonymous No.17960565]

what do you guys think SPY is going to hit today

[Anonymous No.17960566]

>>17960551
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.17960569]

>>17960502
>It'd be a risky prospect holding over the weekend, if you're bearish or bullish.

Thats precisely what i'm saying. With the fed pumps as >>17960482 said, its hard to predict.
I merely suggested to him that simply waiting to pick up cheapies at the traditional time , the end of the day when everyone is dumping to avoid holding bags, may be a bad idea. In this market, who knows. Would be better , if he has a belief of a red monday, to buy SQQQ at some point during the day (so watching the market all day) for a big spike in the market before buying.
Again, it's only what i've noticed since I started coming here.

[Anonymous No.17960570]

Its not over before americans understand how bad its gonna get. Time to buy in when NY is like northern italy

[Anonymous No.17960573]

>>17960551
Trump is gonna speak
expect a sharp -20% drop combo circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.17960574]

It's already over bearbros, we got too cocky ...

[Anonymous No.17960576]

>>17960551
quad witch day faggot

[Anonymous No.17960580]

>>17960542
Yes. That and panic buy in are likely the reasons why. Look at how sharp it went back up.

[Anonymous No.17960587]

Prepare to be surprised within 18 minutes.

[Anonymous No.17960594]

>>17960551
>Why are retards retarded?

[Anonymous No.17960596]

>>17960271
Kek. Zoomer american dont care about this virus and are partying en masse because of extended spring break right now literally puffing on waterpipes and shieeeet.

Based zoomers making sure this virus aint going way anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.17960603]

GOD WATCHING DOW DO THE STAIRCASE BEFORE OPEN IS FUCKING EXCRUCIATING

EVERY SINGLE BIT IN ME IS SCREAMING BUY BUT I'M NOT FALLING TO FUCKING FOMO AGAIN FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.17960605]

>>17960587
>bog

[Anonymous No.17960608]

>>17960542
more like banks fixing prices at certain levels to avoid to pay options or to avoid losing money on futures rolling or whatever is happening on witching day

[Anonymous No.17960615]

>>17960576
why does that mean dump?

[Anonymous No.17960619]

>>17960596
Based zoomies of destroyed lungs.
>wtf I didn't know pandemics had risk???? gubmint help!!!1!

[Anonymous No.17960620]

DOES EOD 4X WICH DUMP OR PUMP

[Anonymous No.17960622]

>>17960603
why didnt you buy calls every friday has been shit green?
monday is back to normal scheduling red

[Anonymous No.17960629]

>>17960570
any chance of looting chimpouts ?

[Anonymous No.17960631]

>>17960615
I think stocks aren't for you bud, I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.17960632]

>>17960620
No one knows for sure, but ii bought puts on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17960635]

>>17960300
man id imagine that zero hedge is having a field day over all this

[Anonymous No.17960636]

>>17960620
Crab

[Anonymous No.17960637]

>>17960565
Praying for under 230 so I can unload these puts before they expire today

[Anonymous No.17960645]

>>17960549
I thought it was going up, i'm learning about FOMO but didn't see it as such at that time.

[Anonymous No.17960647]

>>17960596
Based and retardpilled.

[Anonymous No.17960649]

Leaf here, I want to get in on this wild ride. What brokers does /biz/ recommend? The ones listed in the OP don't allow maplefags.

[Anonymous No.17960650]

>>17960551
With this level of volatility it honestly could go either way even if it is Friday. All depends on what news comes today. Obviously there's the White House update, but the Senate is also (supposedly) finalizing the 1 trillion dollar stimulus bill today. So we'll see.

[Anonymous No.17960651]

>>17960596
>>17960619
It's not just zoomers. There were literal boomers breaking quarantine to, to go on a cruise and bragging about it. It's like every fucking generation is a boomer derivative.

[Anonymous No.17960653]

>>17960622
I can't do options. I can only trade ETFs or stonks.

[Anonymous No.17960654]

WE PUMPING OR ELSE
LETS GO BULLCHADS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17960660]

>>17960596
i hate wiggers my age
look at these fuckin dyels enjoying all that disgusting shit for a slight chance at some blacked roast
pathetic trash

[Anonymous No.17960667]

When will Trump be speaking today?

[Anonymous No.17960670]

>>17960400
Answer >>17960451

[Anonymous No.17960672]

>>17960629
Haha one could only hope, that would be glorious

[Anonymous No.17960678]

>>17960649
>buying on pump day
Just wait until Black Monday 3: Boomer Boogaloo leaf.

[Anonymous No.17960681]

The Volatility Index seems crazy high to think that buying is a good idea right now

[Anonymous No.17960682]

Anybody here buying Zwipe shares? It's creditcards with fingerprint reader. Seems a Good idea. I'm a brainlet Arent i....

[Anonymous No.17960684]

>>17960649
you're a month or two late faggot
i don't know what is available is canuckland

[Anonymous No.17960690]

should i buy weed stocks?

[Anonymous No.17960692]

ALL IN ON EVERY TRADE

[Anonymous No.17960697]

Should I say trade today or is it to risky. Just looking for a %1 swing up.

[Anonymous No.17960698]

>>17960558
You forgot he got support from kikes

[Anonymous No.17960701]

>>17960682
>It's creditcards with fingerprint reader.
But why the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17960702]

>>17960303
Not until they fix their internal issues....
I've been watching closely as a divvy investor. They just got a line of credit. If they cut the divvy, there's no bottom.

[Anonymous No.17960705]

>>17960690
no

[Anonymous No.17960712]

>>17960649
I'll help you only if you tell me who you voted for in the last federal election.

[Anonymous No.17960714]

>>17960690
Do it

[Anonymous No.17960716]

>>17960631
that's not productive. security expiries can ease the selling pressure. it's not like the witching is guaranteed one direction or another.

[Anonymous No.17960718]

whats the chances of deutsche bank and live nation mooning today? i wanna buy some cheap puts

[Anonymous No.17960720]

HOLY FUCK GET THE SAND NIGGER OFF BLOOMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17960723]

>>17960692
>Robin Hood

Literally why? Use a real brokerage since they’re all free now

[Anonymous No.17960726]

>>17960698
>kikes kill commies
BASED, I'd spare them the hollercoaster ride.

[Anonymous No.17960728]

>>17960692
just waiting for the soxl memer to start spamming

[Anonymous No.17960729]

>>17960653
why cant you do options?

[Anonymous No.17960743]

>>17960271
Best investments if im on fidelity uk? looking for some us trackers

[Anonymous No.17960748]

>>17960716
>it's not like the witching is guaranteed one direction or another.
Yeah but the fact entire economy is shitting itself is.

[Anonymous No.17960749]

>>17960682
This is the oddest pump scheme I've ever seen....

[Anonymous No.17960750]

>>17960649
Wealthsimple trade for just stonks (0$ commission), Questtrade if you want options as well.

[Anonymous No.17960751]

Anyone else day trading today or is to difficult ?

[Anonymous No.17960762]

>>17960751
Yep, going to see what the heck is going on for the first hour or so and then make moves from there

[Anonymous No.17960763]

>>17960743
GREGGS

[Anonymous No.17960766]

>>17960690
buy weed instead

[Anonymous No.17960767]

>>17960660
Not to mention you have to use a condom which is the most pointless, empty sex possible.

[Anonymous No.17960768]

>>17960729
Because I'm stuck in totalitarian shithole known as EU.

[Anonymous No.17960773]

>>17960750
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.17960775]

>>17960748
okay, but i was responding to a post talking about the witching. what point are you trying to make exactly

[Anonymous No.17960776]

>>17960743
Best investment is probably buying puts, premiums are expensive but they will be in the money and your return will be incredible

[Anonymous No.17960790]

>>17960682
>Buying shares of tech that requires you to touch stuff with your hands during a pandemic where touching stuff could kill you and everyone is scared to do so
Good plan bro

[Anonymous No.17960792]

[Anonymous No.17960793]

>>17960763
The call that saved the Norf.

[Anonymous No.17960800]

>>17960701
You can blip the card to buy for high amounts of money without touching germs because you dont have to type your pin

[Anonymous No.17960802]

>>17960637
i personally think SPY is going to spike morning and after midday its giong to crash unless some major news comes out like congress passes the bailouts for businesses

[Anonymous No.17960806]

>>17960773
My pleasure

[Anonymous No.17960817]

>>17960792
Cannibalism is always horrifying.

[Anonymous No.17960821]

AT&T niggers wont let me post on /k/, i understand not letting me post on /pol/ but 4channel is a different site from 4chan and it makes no sense to not let me post on /k/ nigger

so im stuck losing money on /biz/

[Anonymous No.17960823]

>>17960271

holy shit i tried to talk about stocks with normies and they don t know even the basics of the basics what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17960824]

>>17960767
I never used one, it seems so cucked. beating it is a better prospect

[Anonymous No.17960827]

>>17960565
$280

[Anonymous No.17960835]

>>17960776
cant buy options in the UK and I'm not trading cfds

[Anonymous No.17960836]

>>17960776
im contemplaitng buying SPY puts around midday when they should be cheapest due to pump. i cant decide but i think i want a longer expiration date than monday so im not backed into a corner if the weekend goes crazy

[Anonymous No.17960844]

>>17960768
start your own country like George Washington

[Anonymous No.17960847]

>>17960823
It's designed to be obtuse to keep the slave caste out. Even if it's really just educated gambling at this point.

[Anonymous No.17960850]

Just a few bings left lads

BULLS ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.17960851]

>>17960800
already invalidated by apple pay, google pay, etc.
physical cards won't exist in 10 years except for in developing economies. bad investment.

[Anonymous No.17960855]

>>17960827
yu think thats EOD or early on? you really think friday is going to end on a high? i dont see it unless they fucking announce a concrete baiout or stimulus plan

[Anonymous No.17960859]

>>17960498
>le rolfcopter
Get new jokes

[Anonymous No.17960863]

>all futures going down now
>oil going down
Uh guys, are we still going green?

[Anonymous No.17960865]

>>17960712
I'm not telling you what riding I live in anon, the least retarded person running was NDP this time around.

[Anonymous No.17960866]

>>17960823
>the basics of the basics

I know these, but what are they in your mind? Like supply and demand shit?

[Anonymous No.17960868]

>>17960800
Rendered redundant with a disinfectant spray desu.

[Anonymous No.17960878]

>>17960792
The fuck is she eating?

[Anonymous No.17960879]

>>17960422
Friday 3-330pm the price of short ETFs plummets, buy then
I’m grabbing $1000 of SPXS when it hits ~$19, might get greedy and wait for lower if today is mega green

[Anonymous No.17960887]

>>17960878
Who even knows at this point

[Anonymous No.17960888]

>>17960823
My dad didn't know what ETFs were until I told him a few years ago and he's over 60 years old with hundreds of thousands of dollars in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.17960894]

>>17960859
Go back to leftypol tranny.
Webm related, this is how your wet dream of open conflict will look like except not harmless CQC kerfluffles where you shitters get brain damage anyway.

[Anonymous No.17960895]

>>17960827
i have a 265 SPY call and im nervous about when to close out. fuck i havent slept all night im just waiting for the opening action this must be how addicts feel with gambling

[Anonymous No.17960897]

>>17960863
I sold my oil in premarket and I’m just watching it plummet. Will wait to buy in again

[Anonymous No.17960899]

are we poomping or doomping on open

[Anonymous No.17960903]

>>17960569

I really don't get why everyone is masturbating over SQQQ. That ETF tracks the NASDAQ 100, which really hasn't been hit as hard as the S&P 500 or the DOW.

There are ETFs that track both of those indexes, with leverage either way. And they are big.

[Anonymous No.17960911]

[Anonymous No.17960913]

>>17960823
what are the basics

[Anonymous No.17960918]

>>17960899
You'll know in 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.17960919]

here we go, buckle in guys we are going to moon for an hour. take us to space!!!!!!!! until the corona conference reminds everyone we are in the middle of a plague

[Anonymous No.17960926]

>>17960894
Get new insults while you're at the store

[Anonymous No.17960927]

>>17960491
Yeah and now 39 million of them are on mandatory lockdown

[Anonymous No.17960929]

WE BULL NOW

[Anonymous No.17960930]

>>17960903
name them

[Anonymous No.17960935]

>>17960371
of fuck keked hard

[Anonymous No.17960934]

>>17960911
based market open poster

[Anonymous No.17960936]

>>17960897
i couldnt decide what to do with my oil so im taking the loss in hopes it rallies end of day

[Anonymous No.17960938]

And so it begins

[Anonymous No.17960939]

>>17960919
Corona conference? When, where?

[Anonymous No.17960943]

>(-41.03%)

[Anonymous No.17960944]

>>17960929
The bull is getting castrated real soon

[Anonymous No.17960945]

WHERE MY CRABS AT

[Anonymous No.17960946]

>>17960899
Dumping in 10 second

[Anonymous No.17960948]

>cock blocked by flatex once again

[Anonymous No.17960950]

absolute KEK

[Anonymous No.17960951]

[Anonymous No.17960952]

THE DUMP BEGINS

[Anonymous No.17960954]

18k here we come

[Anonymous No.17960956]

this lady on bloomberg is so hot.

[Anonymous No.17960957]

HAHAHA BEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

[Anonymous No.17960958]

>>17960865
Jesus Christ, you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.17960963]

>>17960946
STOP PLAYING WITH ME JUST DOOMP SOME MORE I WANT RID OF THESE BAGS REEEE

[Anonymous No.17960965]

>>17960836
I would wait to buy in till eod

[Anonymous No.17960967]

Which site are you fuckers using for checking the markets?

[Anonymous No.17960968]

> less than a percent change at open
Is this going to be a repeat of yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17960971]

>>17960939
where have you been? Trump admin has been holding them every day at 11 am ET

[Anonymous No.17960972]

.......
.............
..................TRILION
.............................USD
.................................passed.

and nothing.....

[Anonymous No.17960975]

>>17960632
NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17960979]

I'M GONNA POOOOOMP

I'M POOMPING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17960984]

>>17960868
>>17960851
Damn, i've been cucked by disinfectant spray and Apple

[Anonymous No.17960985]

>>17960967
Your on it

[Anonymous No.17960987]

It's time crab bros

[Anonymous No.17960989]

>>17960939
11:45 EDT
2 hours and 12 minutes from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXbxNT4ncXo

[Anonymous No.17960991]

OIL REVERSED
OIL REVERSED
DARN IT

[Anonymous No.17960994]

here we go, moon time

[Anonymous No.17960996]

>20.000 was actually the bottom

OHONONONONONONONONONONO
/BIZ BTFO

[Anonymous No.17961000]

>>17960972
Nothing has been pumped in the market so far, why is biz so obtuse

[Anonymous No.17961002]

Why candle no move? grug no like candle stay still. Grug now buy bottom.

[Anonymous No.17961004]

>>17960967
tradingview

[Anonymous No.17961008]

Be honest with me bros..can the US single handedly sustain crude oil to keep it so low for the next 2-3 months?

[Anonymous No.17961009]

yeah im tired of trying to be a big shot hot shit trader, for now on im a dividend bro

[Anonymous No.17961010]

>>17960991
NOOOOO NOT MY OIL

[Anonymous No.17961011]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLjNy9-L_c

[Anonymous No.17961012]

WE'RE BACK BABY

[Anonymous No.17961013]

this is boring, I want to buy more dirt cheap stocks from suicidal boomers

[Anonymous No.17961019]

>>17960989
Drumpf is going to hold conferences every single day in hopes it pumps it for at least 0.1 %

[Anonymous No.17961022]

futures are starting to dump

also is mgm resorts the owner of mgm grand? seems to be pumping hard, i thought las vegas was shut down?

[Anonymous No.17961023]

>>17960956
link?

[Anonymous No.17961024]

>>17960972
how do u know trillion USD passed?

[Anonymous No.17961030]

Honestly feels like another crab day.

[Anonymous No.17961032]

OH GOD IM POOOOMPPING

[Anonymous No.17961033]

>>17961002
Grug lose all rocks

[Anonymous No.17961035]

>>17960878
centipedes. really painful bite if they manage to get you

[Anonymous No.17961036]

bull trap

[Anonymous No.17961041]

>>17960989
Thx bro

[Anonymous No.17961043]

>>17960991
Oil had largest daily gain yesterday, ofcourse you reverse a bit after that

[Anonymous No.17961044]

Oil bros.....

[Anonymous No.17961046]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

[Anonymous No.17961047]

wow look nothing

[Anonymous No.17961050]

>>17961023
she finished talking already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

[Anonymous No.17961053]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.17961055]

BEARS GETTING POACHED LMAO

[Anonymous No.17961057]

>>17960930

SPXU or SPXS

YTD is +68% for both while SQQQ is only +18%

[Anonymous No.17961058]

>Lyft Mooning
What the fuck! It isn't even uber. What the fuck is going on?!

[Anonymous No.17961060]

>up 5% already
Hoooo boy, gonna make a pretty penny today

[Anonymous No.17961068]

>>17960878
centipedes dipped in hot oil.

[Anonymous No.17961069]

>Go to bed, oil is up 5%
>Wake up, it's down 3%

I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.17961075]

>>17961058
>What the fuck is going on?!
>he missed the bottom

[Anonymous No.17961078]

yeah I'm thinkin it's brrrrr time

[Anonymous No.17961081]

>people buying lyft in uber during a quarantine
am I really the retard for shorting here? Or do people know something I don't?

[Anonymous No.17961086]

>they can't keep it up

lel

[Anonymous No.17961089]

>>17960903
So tell me what I can buy, and also remember i'm a poorfag with 150 bucks, so i'm limited like hell on what I can buy, so rarely any options or stocks that cost real money, i'm mostly stuck holding my limp dick and, i.e. SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.17961091]

Nice 'pump' b*lls

[Anonymous No.17961092]

>>17961069
Why the fuck would you buy oil? We are literally on the brink of WW3 because the US is losing energy independence

[Anonymous No.17961093]

How do I get a refund on TD Ameritrade?
I wanted to buy Equinix but bought Equinfax by accident. Support isn't getting back to me.

[Anonymous No.17961094]

What is the rationale for doing anything but holding when the VI is this high?

[Anonymous No.17961095]

>>17961043
Largest daily gain based solely on Trump saying he'll do something at some point. It's going back to 20$ when everyone remembers that Russia doesn't give a fuck about sanctions.

[Anonymous No.17961099]

>>17961069
>Canada oil price down 3%
>oil stocks up 6%
what fucking clown world is this

[Anonymous No.17961100]

>>17960296
Serves you right tripfag

[Anonymous No.17961102]

>ITM 4/3 SPY calls down
Holy shit the IV crush is about to rape people

[Anonymous No.17961103]

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

[Anonymous No.17961107]

>>17961044
>>17961044

>tfw shorted OilD at $73 yesterday saying i won't miss this opportunity oil is going to tank i know it
>it's at $35 today

HMM oilbros..i have to hold i have to recoup my losses the US can't keep all these companies and oil up forever!

[Anonymous No.17961108]

G-guys... we were supposed to be at the bottom bros... what's happening?

[Anonymous No.17961109]

>>17961081
>Uber CEO makes an announcement
>For some reason LYFT spikes up
This is some fishy shit

[Anonymous No.17961115]

>>17961069
Hold on, you still bought close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.17961117]

>>17961081
Pure and simple speculation

[Anonymous No.17961118]

Nothing is happening :/

[Anonymous No.17961119]

>>17961093
Keep calling, maybe send a few emails

[Anonymous No.17961123]

OH NNOOOONOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17961124]

>>17961108
Jesus give it time. The worst havent even begun yet.

[Anonymous No.17961125]

>>17960930
Are bears this retarded? SDOW

[Anonymous No.17961127]

[Anonymous No.17961128]

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHORTRINOS! YOU TOLD ME CHINK FLU WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OR RECESSION AND THAT WE WOULD GO DOWN 90%!

[Anonymous No.17961129]

>>17961008
with the help of government subsidies, yes

[Anonymous No.17961130]

b-bullbros?

[Anonymous No.17961132]

>>17960967
investing.com
seeking alpha

[Anonymous No.17961133]

>>17960271
Check DOW, ITS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17961134]

>>17961108
Calm the fuck down, bottom is 19500-20500

[Anonymous No.17961136]

BEARS GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17961138]

cmon BA...get to 94 I want those cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17961139]

>>17961093
You asked this yesterday.
You don't. You fucked up. You can't into stonks right.
You have to sell today.

[Anonymous No.17961142]

...And it´s red again

[Anonymous No.17961143]

Blew my load a little early I think. But pretty good gains for my first sells ever, I'm happy

[Anonymous No.17961144]

>>17961093
Sell and buy again lmao

[Anonymous No.17961145]

Are we really at the bottom? Do I buy now? What’s happening?

[Anonymous No.17961147]

>>17961092
It was oversold. Russia wants to go back to the negotiation table (Lukoil wants 50/bbl)

[Anonymous No.17961148]

>>17961136
????

[Anonymous No.17961151]

WE /RED/ NOW

[Anonymous No.17961152]

>>17961069
You deserve it

[Anonymous No.17961154]

Aaaaand just like that, the DOW will never reach 20k again

[Anonymous No.17961155]

hi , if i know a stock will go down a lot on monday. What type of trade would i do to make the most money out of it? Just shorting the normal stock or creating another kind of order that can sit over the weekend? im a eurofag btw.

[Anonymous No.17961159]

>already red

[Anonymous No.17961161]

>LOOK AT THAT FUCKING NEEDLE

[Anonymous No.17961164]

F

[Anonymous No.17961169]

>this market

[Anonymous No.17961168]

wtf why are we dropping bros no my SPY calls wtf they are worth half now

[Anonymous No.17961171]

OHNONONO

[Anonymous No.17961173]

>>17961124
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BROOOO

[Anonymous No.17961174]

WE /GREEN/ NOW

[Anonymous No.17961176]

lmfao cramer is gonna cop a CIA bullet, he just doesn't care

[Anonymous No.17961177]

So 95% of everyone on /biz/ is denial or fucking retarded?
You're waiting to buy low, then sell high? You're a genius!
There'll be no high and lows of anything in a few weeks, anyone who knows this got the fuck out weeks ago..

[Anonymous No.17961178]

BULLBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN TODAY

[Anonymous No.17961179]

and away we go

[Anonymous No.17961182]

It will be green EOD bears shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17961184]

>quad witching
>we're still crabbing
based

[Anonymous No.17961186]

>>17961147
you do understand Putin has friends only in Rosneft, nobody gives a fuck about Lukoil

[Anonymous No.17961188]

>>17961089
buy toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17961189]

>>17961134
>dizengeidzh zhe bottome

[Anonymous No.17961192]

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17961193]

>>17961102
IV will skyrocket once the monday dump commences, the liquidity isn't really there to day-trade options that much

[Anonymous No.17961194]

>>17961176
link please

whats he meming about

[Anonymous No.17961195]

>>17960296
Hold til the buyout. It's happening

[Anonymous No.17961200]

>>17961109
>>17961117
That was my thought too. Went short yesterday when they popped on 0 news but I'm getting btfo now. These companies are hemorrhaging. Might have to average down.

[Anonymous No.17961201]

>>17960968
WE CRAB MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.17961205]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17961208]

>>17961200
Delusional

[Anonymous No.17961210]

[Anonymous No.17961209]

>green line
NOOOOO
>red line
NOOOOO
>green line
NOOOOO
>red line
NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17961212]

Guys, just think about the general trend here. Of course it's going to keep going down overall - the economy has slowed to a complete halt, nothing is getting made or bought outside of essential goods, and this will last for a long time. We haven't nearly bottomed out yet.

[Anonymous No.17961214]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.17961215]

>>17961169
Clown market

[Anonymous No.17961216]

NOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULL AND BEARBROS

[Anonymous No.17961217]

>>17961145
The bottom is 15K, at least for the next month. When the actual fallout from months of economic standstill and millions of deaths hits later this year, the bottom will be 9K.

[Anonymous No.17961219]

>>17960371
nice anon

[Anonymous No.17961221]

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17961222]

>it's another crab episode

[Anonymous No.17961223]

>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
new thread
>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
new thread
>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
>>17961220
new thread

[Anonymous No.17961226]

domp eet

[Anonymous No.17961229]

>>17961109
am I in 2018 crypto lmao

[Anonymous No.17961231]

>>17961214
HOW

[Anonymous No.17961232]

Big line go down
Weeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17961233]

new

>>17961225
>>17961225
>>17961225

[Anonymous No.17961235]

>>17961214
this looks illegal

[Anonymous No.17961237]

>>17961178
its all a meme till it meaningfully goes below the Christmas day line (as opposed to stop hunting dips)

if it crashes through, go to your local cabelas and get a bow and arrow, pack up your car, and head for the woods

[Anonymous No.17961238]

>>17961058
>Lyft
I sold calls on it at its bottom im so fucked

[Anonymous No.17961247]

>>17961214

[Anonymous No.17961251]

>>17961223
>>17961233

[Anonymous No.17961256]

>>17961184
Didn't the majority of quad witching end up negative?

[Anonymous No.17961265]

>>17961214
they must have opened back up for business, nothing else would explain it mooning

[Anonymous No.17961266]

>>17961093
Stocks don't have a return policy. That would be open to abuse.

>Buy LCI
>LCI goes down
>"Haha, no! I meant to buy LCII! Could I have a refund or some store credit?"

[Anonymous No.17961273]

>>17961004
Thanks nigger, take this Pepe for your service!

[Anonymous No.17961272]

what do I buy bros

[Anonymous No.17961275]

>>17961182
How are your calls doing lol

[Anonymous No.17961277]

>>17960284
It will

[Anonymous No.17961293]

WHAT THE FUCK I SOLD MY SHORTS YOU TOLD ME TODAY WAS GREEN FUCKING NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17961296]

>>17960296
Tripfags get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.17961311]

[Anonymous No.17961322]

>>17961214
These non-functioning businesses are basically crypto at this point

[Anonymous No.17961334]

>>17961293
>listening to /biz/

[Anonymous No.17961352]

>>17960859
If there’s a commie revolution would they kill the bears or the bulls?

[Anonymous No.17961355]

[Anonymous No.17961379]

>>17961143
show proof of load

[Anonymous No.17961451]

shall we short VIX ?

[Anonymous No.17961505]

>>17961352
They'd kill themselves first and then everything would be lovely once more.

[Anonymous No.17961716]

>>17961012
Lol come on all Asians look the same

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17961779]

>>17960296
You are not me.

[Anonymous No.17961933]

Do it Bl00mph, unleash Powell

[Anonymous No.17961989]

more india puts
MORE

I'LL START DEATH GRIPS POSTING IF YOU DON'T CRASH TODAY